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Got it. 14 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,456 What's next? 15 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,378 KEITH: You want to answer the question? 16 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,547 I think I'm good. 17 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,718 Okay, fine. Uh... 18 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,558 Well, I approved the illegal payments, because... 19 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,019 I love sexual assault and I love to cover it up. 20 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,481 How-- How-- How's that? Is that bad? 21 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,858 -Okay, we can-- we can wrap up. -That's bad? 22 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,442 Come on, just-- We'll privately run the-- 23 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,486 the timeline at home, but yeah... 24 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,155 I'm good. We're good. Right? 25 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,823 Good, and yeah, just... 26 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,326 -humble, straightforward... -Hide the agenda. 27 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,494 No agenda. 28 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,371 KENDALL ROY: Sure. 29 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,373 They're government employees, I mean... 30 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:47,208 how smart can they be? 31 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,587 I'm not saying that. I'm saying what you think I think, right? 32 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,922 And-- And just so we're on the same page 33 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,549 in terms of aims, for me, 34 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:55,717 the wish list goes: 35 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,260 immunity for yours truly, 36 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,928 taskforce for Waystar, 37 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,097 -my dad deaded. -Well, I don't do requests 38 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,765 because I'm not a DJ. 39 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,602 But I hear you. Look, come in here. 40 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,604 They're jigsawing all the papers. 41 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,898 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 42 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,107 Hey, paper people! 43 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,109 -STAFF 1: Morning. -STAFF 2: Good morning. 44 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:17,238 You know, Waystar is now cooperating, 45 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,783 helpfully offering up one billion pages of documents, 46 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,952 hiring white-shoe, former DOJ types 47 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,830 to conduct an internal that looks super scrupulous, 48 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,666 offering up employees for talks with DOJ 49 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,586 and worker safety protocols around Cruises. 50 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,922 We can adjust, but... (SIGHS) 51 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,548 ...this isn't a slam dunk here. 52 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,761 -Uh-huh, but... -Mm-hmm? 53 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,305 ...the papers, yeah? 54 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,057 -I mean-- -Once you pull everything out 55 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,142 that falls under other jurisdictions 56 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:48,144 or maritime law, or is privileged, 57 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,146 or is outside the statute of limitations-- 58 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:53,733 But an FCPA angle obviates those objections, right? 59 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,277 Well, the stuff that works 60 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,113 for Foreign Corrupt Practices Act is inferential. 61 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,281 Waystar was careful. 62 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,741 So, you're saying the papers are bullshit? 63 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,619 I'm just saying they lack some of the explosiveness 64 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,162 it was suggested they might have. 65 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,246 Well... 66 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,666 I can reposition the context 67 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,794 in the public arena, maybe-- maybe... 68 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,171 Maybe I can flip someone up the tree? 69 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,923 I just feel like sometimes we're allowing the tune 70 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,716 to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa. 71 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,510 And I'm not sure why. 72 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,013 I have the, quote-unquote, best lawyer in town. 73 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,348 I have the best story. 74 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,976 -I have fucking receipts! -I hear you're concerned. 75 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,853 You have a big day tomorrow. 76 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,356 Okay? This happens the night before. 77 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,985 -Rest up, okay? -Thank you. 78 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,987 Yeah, and I-- and I... 79 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,365 Look, I really value all the work you do, honestly. 80 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,410 But let's try harder. 81 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,537 -(CHUCKLES) -Yeah? Let's try harder. 82 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,080 Thank you. 83 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:51,874 (PHONE PINGS) 84 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,479 I miss the big boot. At least you could hear him coming. 85 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,400 LOGAN ROY: (CHUCKLES) 86 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,485 ROMAN ROY: Clearly fucking. 87 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,695 SHIV ROY: Dad and Kerry? Please. 88 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,740 Showing memes to a young menial? Tale as old as time. 89 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,950 SHIV: No, he hates the close-proximity bang. 90 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,618 ROMAN: He's still really into blowjobs, I hear. 91 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,620 SHIV: You just wanna give him a blowjob, so stop projecting. 92 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,497 -Hey, Romulus! (GRUNTS) -ROMAN: I do. 93 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,416 SHIV: Looks like he wants one now. 94 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,126 Mm... (POPS LIPS) 95 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:38,129 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well played, the internet. 96 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,922 (LOGAN CHUCKLES) 97 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,924 -LOGAN: Okay, um... Shiv... -You're disgusting. 98 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,719 Tom... (GROANS) 99 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:45,928 Hugo. 100 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,930 HUGO: Okay, so, your dad 101 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,433 has been drawing up priorities for the weekend. 102 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:54,187 He wants everyone hitting anti-tech positions hard. 103 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,772 Regulate and strangulate. 104 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,357 (GROANS) They're getting too powerful. 105 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,484 Everybody knows it. 106 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,195 "Stop tech eating our lunch." 107 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,780 Put in a new friend at the top, 108 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:08,451 one who won't fire up Justice about our, um, boring old case. 109 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,453 SHIV: Yeah, and maybe eat a bellyful of humble pie 110 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,747 about accidentally knocking over their president 111 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,040 and smashing him on the floor. 112 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,291 ROMAN: Boo-hoo. It's not our fault 113 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,794 the president's brain couldn't thunk good no more. 114 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:18,961 HUGO: Go offense. 115 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,797 Spread it around that if the Raisin goes for us, 116 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,341 he's, uh, politicizing the Cruises case. 117 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,717 "It's so sad. 118 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,385 His justice department has a grudge." 119 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,472 I might have heard that the deputy AG... 120 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,600 has a picture of me on her dartboard, 121 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:33,768 which is... 122 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,144 disgusting. 123 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,897 We-- Have... Ha-- Have we heard that? Or-- 124 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,941 HUGO: That is the rumor that's going around. 125 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,819 SHIV: Yeah. Funny how these rumors get started. 126 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,945 HUGO: Yeah. 127 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,697 It's disgusting. 128 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,250 Hey, you mind if I jump in with you, Dad? 129 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:58,918 Uh-oh! 130 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,295 Okay, Pinkie. 131 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,054 SHIV: Can we go up a degree in the back? 132 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,517 You okay? 133 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,185 You gonna be a fucking sourpuss? 134 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,020 SHIV: (SCOFFS) What? No. 135 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,939 No, I just... uh... 136 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,274 The last time that we talked properly, 137 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,401 you humiliated me at the shareholder meeting, 138 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,236 so I thought I should just check in. 139 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:28,531 It was a long day, and I was unwell. 140 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,449 SHIV: Uh-huh. 141 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,951 Well... 142 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,494 I wanna say I'm concerned 143 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,538 about who you might endorse this weekend. 144 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,749 -The vice president. -You're scared of Dave Boyer? 145 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,334 SHIV: Yeah. 146 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,878 Nothing's more dangerous than a second-rate individual 147 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,171 who sees his chance. 148 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,048 I need to keep my spoon in the soup. 149 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,718 SHIV: Fine, and... 150 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,095 I don't think this is the place to let Roman be the mouthpiece. 151 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,514 -He's maturing. -SHIV: Yeah, and I love him, 152 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,892 but he fucked the phone call with the Raisin, 153 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,226 that's an existential risk, 154 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,229 and the only solid thing he actioned in LA, Dad, 155 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,647 was the movie Dr. Honk, 156 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,816 about the man who could talk to cars. 157 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,651 -(CHUCKLES) -SHIV: Yeah. 158 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,528 But we're walking in there with a hundred different aims, 159 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,615 and I think some nuance is required. 160 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,868 I'm just glad that we still have a company to act on behalf of, 161 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,161 thanks to me. 162 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,664 Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal. 163 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,874 (CHUCKLES) 164 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,294 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 165 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,813 -All right, enough! -Let's go. 166 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:43,981 Don't touch me! 167 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,904 HUGO: Okay, so, if you guys go to your left, the elevator's to the left. 168 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,074 I have your room keys, and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes. 169 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:03,042 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 170 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,712 Wow, you can really smell the panic. 171 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,214 Berlin Bunker vibes. 172 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,091 It is rather pungent. 173 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,842 Oh, Ms. Libtard, how do you like spelunking 174 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,761 in the elephant's asshole? 175 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,055 -I'm just a corporate observer. -Okay. 176 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,306 Well, wait till the weekend's over. 177 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,351 We'll get our white cis male stank all over you. 178 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,520 PETE: It's just such a thrill. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,106 I'm probably the biggest Con-head in Oklahoma. 180 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,441 Of course! Panhandle Pete! 181 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,278 You've met Maxim Pierce? He's my intellectual heft. 182 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,988 -MAXIM PIERCE: (CHUCKLES) -My Beltway Buddha. 183 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,239 (MAXIM CHUCKLES) 184 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,117 I push him, he pushes me, and around and around we go! 185 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,869 Is it just me, or in a room full of Timothy McVeighs, 186 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,871 does Connor suddenly look like a Roosevelt? 187 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:41,872 -Sweetie. -(GRUNTS) 188 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,124 It's Panhandle Pete! 189 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,961 Frowny Face here wanted to stay home 190 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,170 and work on her play, 191 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,214 but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd. 192 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:54,844 Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally just write the play on my phone. 193 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,430 So, uh, how did you two meet? 194 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,682 BOTH: Online. 195 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,017 -Online. -(GLASS CLINKS) 196 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,019 RON PETKUS: (OVER SPEAKERS) Hi, folks. Just for a second. 197 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,145 Quiet for just a second. 198 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,982 I want to thank you all for... 199 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,734 being here on such short notice 200 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,068 and I want to thank you 201 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,612 for keeping your attendance private. 202 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,157 Uh... What we do here... 203 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,700 at the Future Freedom Summit 204 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:22,830 is of the utmost importance to our party and our country. 205 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,081 I-- I happen to believe 206 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,710 the next president of the United States 207 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,421 is somewhere in this very room. 208 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,882 -He is, and he's hard as a rock. -PETKUS: So... 209 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,218 may God shepherd... (CHUCKLES) ...this person. 210 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,262 The health of our republic depends on it. 211 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,889 GUEST: And the health of my portfolio. 212 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,140 -(LAUGHTER) -PETKUS: And that. 213 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,391 MICHELLE-ANNE VANDERHOVEN: To the republic! 214 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,143 To the republic! Thank you. 215 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,853 The republic! 216 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,606 (APPLAUSE) 217 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,150 Ron Petkus blew his son's archery instructor. 218 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:52,610 True story. 219 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,986 ROMAN: Blew his arch-- Whoa! 220 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,531 Um... Some guy with an undercut just called me "soy boy." 221 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,866 Oh, don't worry, Greg. 222 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,034 It's a nice safe space 223 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,119 where you don't have to pretend to like Hamilton. 224 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,996 Well, I like Hamilton. 225 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,581 Sure, you do. We all do. 226 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,462 So, what-- what-- what is this, actually, here? 227 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,964 ROMAN: This is just a nice political conference 228 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,258 of like-minded donors and intellectuals. 229 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,929 -AKA picking the next president. -(POPS LIPS) 230 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,472 Selecto el presidento. 231 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,391 That's not-- That's not really how it works. 232 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,393 Yeah, no, sure, but yeah. 233 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,895 (HESITATES) But is that, like, constitutional? 234 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,188 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, I don't know, Greg. 235 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,398 You wanna call a referee? 236 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,899 Is there an ombudsman in the house? 237 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,068 -Well. Here they are. -GREG HIRSCH: What is an ombudsman? 238 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,612 The family who lost us a presidency. 239 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,407 (SMACKS LIPS) How is he? The Raisin. 240 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,075 He's out of a job in six months, 241 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,786 lame in the interim, and the GOP is in flames. 242 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,162 We're all doing backflips. 243 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,288 ROMAN: Sorry about that. 244 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,957 LOGAN: He's got a serious condition. 245 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,917 We felt the country needed to know. 246 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,628 -MICHELLE-ANNE: Oh. -So, uh, what are you hearing? 247 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:55,381 Well, with the president out, we need a nominee. 248 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,966 -So welcome to Clown Town. -(SHIV CHUCKLES) 249 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,510 Six months to election day and no candidate. 250 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,971 Super Tuesday's gone, ballots are already finalized. 251 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,182 The delegates will choose at the RNC, of course, but... 252 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,517 I think we can all be real 253 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,727 and say we need to choose here first. 254 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,355 It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer? 255 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:15,234 Yup. Cleanest option is the vice president. 256 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,902 The party needs to be united. 257 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,863 So I hope, since you started this mess, 258 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,030 you can help us clear it up? 259 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,741 -Dave's good. I like Dave. -We all like Dave. 260 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,453 Steady old plow horse. 261 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,581 NATURAL GAS EXEC: I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian. 262 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,624 -Did you hear that? -No. 263 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,502 No. Oh, no. I think I've seen him eat a meatball. 264 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,590 (CHUCKLES) Nope. Secret herbivore. Right here. 265 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,177 -Boyer, it's his turn. -Mm-hmm. 266 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,097 I don't really mind the lip-licking thing. 267 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,267 No? 268 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,021 -Is it bad? -Not really. It's-- It just-- 269 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,064 When you notice it, you definitely... 270 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,316 notice it. 271 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,318 As long as he doesn't do it much during the debates, 272 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,777 we should be fine. 273 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,155 GLYN: Guy must have the wettest lips in North America. 274 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,907 Yeah, it's like he's a cartoon bear 275 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,159 and there's always a picnic hamper nearby. 276 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,744 Yeah, but Dave's great. 277 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,162 Congratulations, by the way. 278 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,538 Oh, okay. 279 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,082 Uh, for what? (SCOFFS) What have I done now? 280 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,375 GLYN: For the wedding. 281 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,962 Your mother. 282 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,714 Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no? 283 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,341 -Yeah... -And she's getting married, no? 284 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,884 -(ROMAN CHUCKLES) -To Peter Munion? 285 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,344 No. No, she's in a relationship 286 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,096 with a canoe-shaped gentleman named Rory. 287 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,348 GLYN: Nope. 288 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,017 Maybe it was somebody else, then. Pretty su-- No! 289 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,479 Oh! Look at that! 290 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,356 Um... (CHUCKLES) You know how it is. 291 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:39,318 Families. (CHUCKLES) Could you forward that to me, actually? 292 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,862 Thank you. I'll, uh, see you around. Thank you. 293 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,863 GLYN: Okay. 294 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615 Hey, could you excuse us for just a moment? 295 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,867 -Certainly. Certainly. -Thank you so much. 296 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,203 Did you know about this, you withholding bitch? 297 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,955 SHIV: Uh, what? 298 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,040 You know, Glyn, the, uh, Brexit pervert? 299 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,542 Yeah, he just sent this to me. 300 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,919 Apparently, our mother is marrying a Peter Munion. 301 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,838 -What? Who's Peter Onion? -I don't fucking know. 302 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,423 Wonder if that first-born fucker knew. 303 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,925 SHIV: Mm-hmm. Call him. 304 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,094 (PHONE RINGS) 305 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,762 Sorry, just give me a second. 306 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,098 Yeah, what? 307 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,642 ROMAN: I'm here with Shiv. Just wanted to let you know new dad just dropped. 308 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,602 I'm sorry, what? 309 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,396 Yeah, Mommy's getting remarried, dingus! 310 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981 -Did you know? -Of course he didn't know. 311 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,148 Ken bores the shit out of Mom. 312 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,692 KENDALL: What are you even talking about? 313 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,860 You mean, uh, Rory? 314 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,196 SHIV: Uh... No. She took the view, "Fuck Rory." 315 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,574 KENDALL: Hey, Shiv, is it true? You at the hate-fest fest? 316 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,200 Burning books and measuring skulls 317 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,369 -down in Nuremberg, Virginia? -Yeah. 318 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,830 What are you doing with your weekend? 319 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,623 Planning to send us all to jail? Your favorite? 320 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,292 All right. Just, uh, wanted to let you know 321 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,627 Mommy still doesn't love you. Bye, Ken, bye. 322 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,549 Hey, man, I-- I just wanted to, uh, 323 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,009 broach something with you. 324 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,343 Broach away, Greg. 325 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,680 So, yeah, look, I'm-- I'm pretty anxious. Um... 326 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,142 Ken is saying he might burn me. 327 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,021 Are you threatening me? 328 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,314 You can't threaten me. I'm immune. 329 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,650 No, Tom, I was just thinking about advice. 330 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,860 Because I'm... 331 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:07,531 (WHISPERS) I'm obsessing over the "prison" of it all. 332 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,076 And, uh, I just need to know how to stop thinking. 333 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,745 -Yeah. -It's just constant. 334 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,788 I tried that. Doesn't work. 335 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:19,209 No, what I'm preferring is to always think about it. 336 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,046 And then, when you don't, for a moment, it's like, 337 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,883 "Ooh! Someone's loosened their icy grip on my innards." 338 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,262 Yeah. 339 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,680 I like that. I like it. 340 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,184 So, you wanna try? 341 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,270 -SHIV: Mm-hmm? -It's the Spätburgunder. 342 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,189 Our vineyard! 343 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,569 Oh, screw top. Oh. 344 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,864 JERYD MENCKEN: ...Black and brown avatars to smear... 345 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,574 SHIV: Do you hear Boyer's losing juice now? 346 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,368 -TOM WAMBSGANS: Uh-huh. -REPORTER: And the Democratic Party... 347 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,078 TOM: So, it's biodynamic. 348 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,831 (SNIFFS) It has quite a funk to it. 349 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,376 MENCKEN: ...engineered by the DNC and the LSM 350 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,879 in conjunction with their Big Tech overlords. 351 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:04,922 Now, the rest of us... 352 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,965 You kind of have to meet it halfway, right? 353 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,384 -It's... -SHIV: You know, it's... 354 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,220 -(INHALES) ...earthy. -TOM: Yeah. 355 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,180 Kinda... Mm... 356 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,556 -Germanic. -Yeah. 357 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,768 There's lots to unpack. It's-- It's not-- It's not floral. 358 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229 It's not sugary or... 359 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:21,897 vegetal. 360 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,525 It's-- It's-- It's... (SNIFFS) Mm. 361 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,943 It's quite agricultural, you know. 362 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,696 It's-- It's-- It's-- It's-- Uh... 363 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,322 MENCKEN: Right? (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 364 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,407 You know you're not a bigot... 365 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,742 It's not very nice, is it? The wine, Shiv? 366 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,035 REPORTER: It's true. We see this a lot, 367 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,037 -this so-called apology... -You know, 368 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,791 if Boyer flames out, then maybe it's time to... 369 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,042 It might be time to pivot party. 370 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,919 So, my prison consultant called 371 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,088 and it looks like the place upstate might be full. 372 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,590 MENCKEN: ...disempower the white working class... 373 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,675 SHIV: Mm-hmm? 374 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,927 -It's all the same. -Well, you're tired. 375 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,012 You'll feel better about that in the morning. 376 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097 Oh, yeah? 377 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,142 One day closer to my incarceration, right? 378 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:02,146 Apparently, the food in jail is really bland. Um... 379 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,606 I mean, I know it's the same... 380 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,066 -Tom! -...every day, but it's-- 381 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,195 I don't get why you keep wanting to talk about it. 382 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,864 Oh. 383 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,991 (LAUGHS) Okay, I'm sorry. 384 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,243 Does the topic of my imminent imprisonment bore you? 385 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,954 SHIV: Come on! You're just-- You're obsessing! I just-- 386 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,331 I can't keep going round and round, okay? 387 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,834 (INHALES, SIGHS) 388 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,094 Honey, I don't know what else there is to say. 389 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,267 I'm sorry. 390 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,855 -Hey... -Hey. 391 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,288 No? (CHUCKLES) 392 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,707 TOM: Oh, sure. Yeah. 393 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,001 Okay. 394 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,961 You know what? 395 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,630 (WHISPERS) There's not really any point. 396 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,717 Uh... To making love? 397 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,886 Yeah, well, you're still on contraception. 398 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:20,015 It's just like throwing so much cake batter at a brick wall. 399 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,563 WILLA: I think what I realized is that I'm just 400 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,900 not that interested in being a commercial playwright. 401 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,902 I mean, the audience helped you discover that, 402 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,986 didn't they, babe? 403 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,404 Well, beauty and brains! 404 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,489 -(LAUGHS) -(CHUCKLES) 405 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,282 Probably shouldn't say that. 406 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,617 Uh... Will I be canceled? 407 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,495 (LAUGHS) Oh, no! No. No. 408 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,288 Well, who knows? You know? The night is young. 409 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,208 Yeah... Yeah, I-- I just-- I don't know how you do it. 410 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,545 How do you make up things that aren't already there? 411 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,046 CONNOR ROY: Oh, you don't know the half of it. 412 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,965 We talk long into the night. 413 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,758 Ideas... 414 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,178 literary, global, macro, micro, cosmo! 415 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,847 We bounce off each other. 416 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,348 Well, that sounds delightful. 417 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,891 (ALL LAUGH) 418 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,226 CONNOR: No. I mean, well, yeah. 419 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,435 -Con. -(LAUGHTER) 420 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,021 Well, you should come to Pound Ridge one weekend. 421 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,940 -WILLA: Mm. -Both of you. 422 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,734 Unless you're tired or busy, one. 423 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,736 One and all. (LAUGHS) 424 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,863 We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken? 425 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,364 (LAUGHS) I don't know if you're invited. 426 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,366 -CONNOR: Oh, ho, ho! (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 427 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,326 Okay, let me circulate. (GRUNTS) 428 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,830 And I will rehydrate this gorgeous creature 429 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,331 -on my return. -Cancelled! 430 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,541 -Ah! -(LAUGHS) 431 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,710 You! (LAUGHS) 432 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,380 Fun guy! 433 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,466 Con, maybe don't abandon me upstate with Larry Lech here. 434 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718 Okay? It's weird. 435 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,928 Very influential! 436 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,263 We're just showing a bit of leg. 437 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,099 -Yeah, my leg. -The collective leg! 438 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,434 He's a huge donor! 439 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,352 Maybe I don't wanna donate my body 440 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,563 to political science, huh? 441 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,983 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 442 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,784 MENCKEN: Hey, man. What's up? 443 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,038 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh-- it's the ghost pepper. 444 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,915 The spicy new flavor. Mencken. 445 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,250 So, what's your deal? Most people here wanna... 446 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,418 fuck me or kill me. 447 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,669 -Ooh, wow! -How about you? 448 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,255 I always found it hard to care about politics, so... 449 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,341 MENCKEN: Mm-hmm? Well, listen. 450 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,926 Here's my party trick, all right? 451 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,260 Okay. 452 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,762 Tell me who your enemy is... 453 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,931 and I'll tell you who you are. 454 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,476 Okay. 455 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,811 Put a pin in that one. Um... 456 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,356 I've seen your poll numbers. You're dark-horsin' it. 457 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,942 People are behind your whole... (WHOOSHES) ...huh? 458 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,861 They'd better buy it. Or I'll send them to the Gulag. 459 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,197 ROMAN: Oh, okay. Now we're talking. 460 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,282 No, no, no, no. No work camps. You know... 461 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,784 These will be like summer camps. 462 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,535 Summer camps but with beatings, right? 463 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,996 No, no, no, no. (SHUSHES) No beatings. 464 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,457 (GIGGLES) 465 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,959 Well, this is nice. 466 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,336 Couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun. 467 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,629 MENCKEN: Mm. 468 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,006 (SMACKS LIPS) So, uh... (CHUCKLES) 469 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092 Do you guys know yet? 470 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,094 Who takes over? 471 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,137 -What's that? -When the send the old... 472 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,515 battle toad off to the hoosegow? 473 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,684 Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat? 474 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,018 Yeah, no, he's not... 475 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,186 That's actually not happening. 476 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,438 (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's right. That's right. No. 477 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,524 That's the line. Stick to the line. That's good. 478 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,900 (CLICKS TONGUE) 479 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,577 (TOM SIGHS) 480 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,212 (PHONE RINGS) 481 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,803 TOM: So, according to Steven, my prison consultant, this is... 482 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,806 you know, this is kind of what the food is like inside. 483 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,558 I'm in training. How's your omelet? 484 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,602 It's... 485 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:54,855 not... 486 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,815 -Yeah, making some inroads. -It's like-- 487 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,025 GREG: I'm actually glad you called, Tom. 488 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,026 It's like Afghanistan. 489 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,736 You have to start in the center there. 490 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,195 You establish a base of operations. 491 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,530 Then you have to kind of... 492 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,531 -move out... -Okay. 493 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,199 ...to secure more territory. 494 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,244 Yeah, I, uh... I'm worried about prison. 495 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,622 I-- I-- I-- I just feel because of my physical length, 496 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,375 I could be a target for all kinds of misadventures-- 497 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,754 And it won't taste as good as this either, okay? 498 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,257 You have to take off 30 to 50 percent of the taste 499 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,594 of that endless salty gym mat that you're eating. 500 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,762 Camel's labia. 501 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,431 Yeah, like, they wipe their ass on your pillowcase. 502 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,558 -I know! -That's something they'd like to do. 503 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,435 I've read the prison blogs, Greg. 504 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,895 I know. 505 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:35,979 Um... 506 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,356 Look. (CLEARS THROAT) 507 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,025 You know how, uh... 508 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,820 they're calling you that name around the office, the... 509 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,988 you know, the Christmas Tree-- 510 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,282 What's good is to eradicate hope. 511 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,702 They can't get you if you got no hope. 512 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,329 GREG: It's because I think... 513 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:55,582 You know, if you have a crime, you need to unload. 514 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459 They can hang it from you like an ornament. 515 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,378 I haven't really slept properly in about eight days. 516 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,047 GREG: It's not a nice name. 517 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,965 But I was wondering, 518 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,969 since, I mean, it looks like you're going anyway... 519 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:13,100 Is it-- Is it possible you might... (INHALES) 520 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,352 ...with me? 521 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,813 Are you asking if you can... 522 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,775 hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing 523 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,819 on one of my... (CHUCKLING) ...branches, Greg? 524 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,945 I just thought, if-- 525 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,280 if it won't make much difference to you... 526 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,824 (INHALES DEEPLY) 527 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:34,913 Fine, okay. 528 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,583 Load me up, you piece of shit. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 529 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,670 No quid pro quo? Just... (INHALES) 530 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,048 That's... 531 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,926 That's inc-- incredibly kind of you. 532 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,766 -(INHALES) Can I get this? -TOM: No. 533 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,768 Greenpeace stole your inheritance. 534 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,187 Besides, all my meals will be free soon. So... 535 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,897 (SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING) 536 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,902 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 537 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,033 PROSECUTOR: Okay, Mr. Roy. 538 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,244 Is there any other illegal conduct 539 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163 that you're aware of in connection 540 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,998 to what we've been talking about today 541 00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,583 that we haven't covered? 542 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,042 Um... 543 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,631 No. N-- Not that I can think of now. 544 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,633 At the moment. 545 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,178 Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy. 546 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,013 -Counselor. -LISA ARTHUR: Thank you. 547 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,806 Thank you. 548 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,441 Good. I think that... 549 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,359 you did fine. 550 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,571 Uh-huh. 551 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:50,989 It was a good start 552 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,240 and they'll have another session-- 553 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,492 We can say it went badly, Lisa. It's okay. 554 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,952 Okay, let's maybe just-- We'll-- 555 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,871 We'll do the Monday morning quarterback in a bit. 556 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,415 They spent all day trying to find hairline fractures 557 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:01,625 in my story. 558 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,753 Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking tsunami of corruption. 559 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,463 They don't do cuddles, Ken. 560 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,215 Right. 561 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,926 Right, 'cause I-- I know how this works. 562 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,260 Okay? My dad is drowning them 563 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,804 in chickenfeed and compliance bullshit, 564 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,640 five years go by, and it-- and it's, 565 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,933 -"Hey! Whatever happened..." -Hey. 566 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,643 "...to that big investigation into the bad people?" 567 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,727 -Ken! -'Cause you know what? 568 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,938 -They're scared of my dad! -Come on! 569 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,232 -Come on. -They pretend they're on the side of justice. 570 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,733 They pretend they're on the side of the whistleblowers. 571 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,944 -LISA: Not here. (SHUSHES) -But they're chickenshit. 572 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,487 Not here! 573 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,327 That should put a rocket up their asses. 574 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,755 LISA: We do not want this to get politicized. 575 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,715 Well, everything is politics. 576 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,592 -So... -LISA: Kendall... 577 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,511 do you think you're smarter than me? 578 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,138 What? Do I-- What? No. 579 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,349 -No. -Because maybe you are. 580 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,600 But I am a better lawyer. 581 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,936 You acted high-handed and defensive 582 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,105 and then oscillated to wildly over-familiar 583 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,607 and glib. You sometimes undermined my status 584 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,568 and didn't appear to be frank about your own involvement. 585 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,989 But let's take stock, okay? 586 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,201 (LISA SIGHS) 587 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,955 (CHUCKLING) 588 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,665 LOGAN: Oh. Oh. 589 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,959 Hey! Logan. 590 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,878 -Dave! How are we? -DAVE BOYER: Good. Good. 591 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,463 I'm glad I ran into you. 592 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,174 I feel like we've hardly had a chance to connect. 593 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,760 -Well, here we are. -BOYER: Here we are. 594 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,347 You've heard they're calling this the ATN Primary? 595 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,392 LOGAN: Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that. 596 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,312 (INHALES) You know, one of the things I... 597 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,189 wanted to discuss with you is, um... 598 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,318 is controlling Tech. 599 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,987 That's a big, big plank for me. 600 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,155 LOGAN: Oh, that's interesting. 601 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,408 -That's really interesting. -BOYER: Uh-huh. Sure. 602 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,327 Sure, and I-- I-- I... 603 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,830 can sometimes fear a degree of legal overreach 604 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,498 against you legacy media guys. 605 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,460 You heard this thing that the deputy AG 606 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,628 has a dartboard with my face on it? 607 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,838 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 608 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,382 I mean, I think that's... 609 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,051 -just a rumor. -LOGAN: Mm. 610 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,677 I mean, to me, it's one of those things 611 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,679 where even if it isn't real, there's... 612 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,723 a reason it feels like it is, right? 613 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,434 Uh-huh. 614 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,561 (INHALES) Right. 615 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,563 LOGAN: Okay. (CLAPS) Good. 616 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,732 Look, I'm just gonna be straight with you. 617 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,025 I like you. 618 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,694 Petkus and the big-dollar guys are on the fence. 619 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,863 Let's-- Let's-- Let's make this happen. 620 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,032 Yeah? I just need you to... 621 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,076 push me over the brink here. 622 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,161 Great. I get it. 623 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,954 See you at dinner. 624 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,126 LOGAN: I think he's been waiting there for me 625 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,712 for the last ten fucking minutes. 626 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,089 KERRY CASTELLABATE: (CHUCKLES) 627 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,508 KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay, so... 628 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,969 Comfrey, Lisa's out. Turns out she's a toxic person. 629 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,472 You know, and once-- once I get the new legal A-team in place, 630 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,432 we gotta put that out with the right context. 631 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,226 -Okay? -Okay. 632 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,769 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 633 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,396 It's an opportunity. We just-- We just, 634 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,772 you know, flip a big name. 635 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,107 -Boom! It's all good. -Totally. 636 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,151 -It's all good. -Right. Cool, I will tell Barry. 637 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,488 Okay, guys! B-day! Big, big, big four-oh. 638 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,657 -How are we looking? -Shit slaps! 639 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,201 Yeah? You think? What was-- What was the one I liked? 640 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,245 -What's the one I liked? -Uh... "End times"? 641 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,788 -Right? -Weimar meets Carthage 642 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,791 -meets Dante meets AI and... -KENDALL: Right. 643 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,168 ...antibiotic-resistant superbugs. 644 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,628 That's kinda dope, though. 645 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,464 I mean, but aren't Zadie Smith and fucking... 646 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,757 Chuck D and Lucas Madsen 647 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,926 gonna come to my antibiotics party? 648 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,137 -(LAUGHS) I don't know... -(LAUGHTER) 649 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,680 -Will he meet? -He's not picking up 650 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,223 to any of our numbers. 651 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,392 -Okay. Well, get me new numbers. -Okay. 652 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,477 Just-- Let's keep calling. Keep calling. 653 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,063 -He is priority one, Jess. -JESS JORDAN: Yeah. 654 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,898 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 655 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,859 Well, my grandpa... 656 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,278 gave my inheritance to Greenpeace, 657 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,738 and then someone posted a comment on their website 658 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,283 and it could contain a slight on my character, 659 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,952 and then Greenpeace promoted the comment, 660 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:10,415 and so my lawyer thinks that that's defamation... 661 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,460 so yeah, that-- that's how I'm trying to sue Greenpeace. 662 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,337 Is that Shiv Roy? 663 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,922 Oh, Mr. Salgado. 664 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,549 -Good to see you here. -(CHUCKLES) 665 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,509 Does this mean you've finally come to your senses? 666 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,345 Oh, no. Just shopping in the marketplace of ideas. 667 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,806 RICK SALGADO: Step on in, Shiv. The water's fine. 668 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,350 Hey, I don't mean to bum rush you here, but... 669 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,853 could you help me out? 670 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,564 There's a feeding frenzy around your dad, and I'm... 671 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,649 trying to stand apart from the rest of the, you know-- 672 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,651 The total fucking whack jobs? 673 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,153 Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base. 674 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,447 -Mm-hmm? -Energy is extraordinary. 675 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,491 I just think I can bring traditional conservatives 676 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,826 to a more diverse dialogue. 677 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,412 ATN hasn't given you a lot of shine. It's true. 678 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,749 Not to be indiscreet, but, um... I just feel... 679 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,337 if I was in the White House and you were in the C-suite, 680 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,422 we could mold. 681 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,425 Oh, wow! Sir, you are very forward. 682 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885 -SALGADO: Was that forward? -Mm-hmm. 683 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,678 Get your old man to make me president. 684 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,931 I'll see to it that you become CEO, 685 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,933 even if I have to send your dad to prison. 686 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,269 Wow, that is, uh-- That's very funny. 687 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,646 So, it's decided? 688 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,649 You land this for me, I send your dad up the river? 689 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,026 Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless... 690 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,236 unless he resigns in a month! 691 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,321 -Clean kill, baby. -(LAUGHS) 692 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,323 (CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES) Good stuff. 693 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,824 Okay, very funny! 694 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,913 Look, you want some advice? 695 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,540 Hoard mackerel tins. 696 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,750 I know. Sounds funny, right? (INHALES DEEPLY) 697 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,336 But you're gonna need them for bartering. 698 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,255 -Yeah? -Yeah. 699 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,423 Greg, can you? Will you keep a note? 700 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,842 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, and the toilet. 701 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,845 Your toilet is your stair machine, 702 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,557 it's your bench, it's, uh... your fridge, 703 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,100 it's your... (CHUCKLES) ...lover, 704 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,769 it's-- it's-- it's your brother, it's your priest. 705 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:59,274 Oh, and also, most importantly, it's also your... toilet. 706 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,442 -Okay. -Right. Right. (LAUGHS) 707 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,570 Yeah, that's-- that-- I mean, that's-- yeah, that's-- 708 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,904 So, that's a big part of prison? 709 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,741 (CHUCKLES) It could be a perfect gentleman. 710 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,368 Could also be a terrible bastard. 711 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,953 Your toilet can be a bastard? 712 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,789 PETKUS: Key is unity. 713 00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:17,000 If we land a favorite, I can pool the big money. 714 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:21,796 But I need to know the messaging will be there to back me up. 715 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,257 I like him, but a lot of people are asking, 716 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,341 "Is Boyer a fighter?" 717 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:26,801 LOGAN: I don't care about the resume 718 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,678 or ideological purity 719 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,763 as long as they get it 720 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,640 and they pop. 721 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,142 If you're looking for someone who gets it, 722 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,685 I got your man. 723 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,438 Connor Roy. He's got a brand name, 724 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,773 war chest, populist appeal 725 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,109 -and he's a fighter. -CONNOR: Hey, thanks, Pete. 726 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,361 I believe I speak for my father 727 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,031 when I offer a firm and robust... 728 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,826 -No comment. (CHUCKLES) -(LAUGHTER) 729 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,620 Sure. 730 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:57,457 -I could see Connor. -Sure, I agree. 731 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,377 The sword has been pulled from the stone, my liege. 732 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,046 SALGADO: Look at us, playing nice. 733 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,297 People might think we liked each other. 734 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,257 No. No, what? Hey, I'm a conservative. 735 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,675 I like tradition. 736 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,843 I doff my cap 737 00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,596 to Vice President Boyer's years of loyal service. 738 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:12,722 Thank you. 739 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,183 I believe you used to call me "Martin Van Boring." 740 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,019 Hey! Come on! No, I still call you that. 741 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,397 Mencken and I may differ in some areas, but, uh... 742 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,024 we both agree that this is the party 743 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,692 of the working class now. 744 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,570 -(SHIV SCOFFS) -BOYER: What? Shiv? 745 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,198 All the riches counties in America are blue. 746 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,910 The Democrats and Tech hold all the wealth. 747 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,496 I just think some of us get so high off owning the libs, 748 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,789 we forget to talk policy. 749 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,874 Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy. 750 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,417 What he does is he memorizes 751 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,878 a National Review issue from 2012 752 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,880 and then, he recites it back to you. 753 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,132 -Cool policy, bro. -And Jeryd hates to talk policy 754 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,802 because it would mean, you know, having one. 755 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,303 Sick burn, brosef! 756 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,013 MENCKEN: Oh, no, no, no. We're kidding. We're kidding. 757 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,683 We like each other. I-- I listen to his speeches... 758 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,226 every night. They help me drop off. 759 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,645 Maybe it's boring talking about populist solutions 760 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,021 -for working families. -Rick, come on! 761 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,856 You jerked off to Reagan's headshot 762 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,109 for 30 years, and now you're Tom Joad? 763 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,194 Ugh, God! It's so fucking boring. 764 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,279 -What's that? -SHIV: Hmm? 765 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,364 What? 766 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,534 No, I've just-- I've seen your thing quite a lot. 767 00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,160 And that-- What's that? What's my thing? 768 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,413 YouTube provocateur bullshit. 769 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,580 Aristo-populism. 770 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,666 "Rape is natural. It's all red pill, baby." 771 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:22,875 I'm just... 772 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,752 (CHUCKLING) I'm just so fucking over it. 773 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,129 Have you read Plato? 774 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,673 Uh... Yeah. 775 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,216 Remind me. What happens? 776 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,843 Read Plato. Read Plato! 777 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,262 (LAUGHS) Oh, don't want to! Don't fucking want to. 778 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,848 See, he doesn't actually want to have a conversation. 779 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,599 -SHIV: Yeah. -He just wants to yell loud enough... 780 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,684 -SHIV: Yeah. -...to get on ATN. 781 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,561 Nah! Fuck ATN! 782 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,982 No, really, ATN is treated as a bulwark, but it's dead. 783 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,567 It's basically... 784 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,319 a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m. in the nursing home. 785 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,074 Honestly. Doesn't speak to me. 786 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,577 Doesn't speak to the-- the people that I talk to. 787 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:03,207 It is status quo bedtime stories to maximize shareholder value. 788 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,460 No disrespect, Logan Roy... 789 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,588 was an icon, but, you know... 790 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,048 he's no longer relevant. 791 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,969 -You recognize this fucker? -Nope. 792 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:18,556 Fucking jelly-boned, low-T, pip-pip cheerio fucker! 793 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,308 You told Dad yet? 794 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,976 No. We have to stop the wedding, though. Right? 795 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,103 What? Stop obsessing over Mom's new husband. 796 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,938 -Just get over it. Who cares? -Get over it? 797 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,523 It just fucking happened. 798 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,734 My mother is marrying some dickhead 799 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,860 crooked-toothed turnip man. 800 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,612 What's wrong is how little you care about it, 801 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,905 -you frozen bitch. -Poor Rome! 802 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,031 His dreams of porking Mom 803 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,617 slipping through his little lubed-up fingers. 804 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,372 Hey, so! Come in! Come in! 805 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,791 -Yeah. -Sit. 806 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,042 Sit. 807 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,752 Is Greg necessary? 808 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,338 Just keep your trap shut. 809 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,924 -Watch. -All right, thank you, sir. 810 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,510 Minimizing the Greg window. 811 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,678 LOGAN: There's a lot of chaff flying. 812 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,138 A lot of flapping. 813 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,307 But Ron and me are going to meet and figure out 814 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,684 how we can pull for the same name. 815 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,897 We need one voice on this, or we could fall apart 816 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,399 and hand it to the fuck-fuck donkey gang. 817 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,776 -(CONNOR CHUCKLES) -HUGO: Right. 818 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,860 So... 819 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,197 who do we like? 820 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,742 Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit? 821 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:20,910 You know, it feels like it's poised, 822 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,830 so if you and Petkus come together and-- 823 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,748 and then the other donors follow, then it's-- 824 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:26,874 Exactly. 825 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,085 We're picking. 826 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,087 We haven't got all night. 827 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,630 I like Connor Roy. 828 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,427 SHIV: Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems. 829 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,720 -CONNOR: Wow. -SHIV: Yeah, I do. 830 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,138 ROMAN: Jesus Christ. 831 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,682 Um, I... 832 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,851 kinda like Mencken, but... 833 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:48,437 I know he's kind of shitty, so if it's now, I guess, Boyer, 834 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:51,023 but can I just say I don't like Boyer-- 835 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,441 -What? What's with the fucking-- -SHIV: Roman. 836 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,193 No disrespect, but Boyer's yesterday's papers. 837 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,320 The Dems will run on change and blow him away. 838 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,697 ROMAN: Ooh, Mrs. Politics! 839 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,574 How many big races did you win as a consultant? 840 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,492 -Four? Three? Did you win two? -Roman! Boyer is not a winner, 841 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,618 -and we know that. -One? 842 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,537 Okay, well, then, should we talk to Mencken, 843 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,956 -see if we can deal? -The base does like him. 844 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:08,875 Right? 845 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,504 SHIV: Uh... 846 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:18,092 look, can I... say something? Uh... No. 847 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:22,638 Mencken is an integralist, nativist fuckhead. He's toxic. 848 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,266 He's "Medicare for all, abortions for none." 849 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,684 And his idea of diplomacy 850 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,477 is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban 851 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,354 and then starting a trade war with China. 852 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,523 Look, I'm tough. I know that there's the carnival bark 853 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,233 and then there's the fucking show, but... 854 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,277 he is outside the American political tradition. 855 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,779 And I think we have a responsibility as Waystar... 856 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,489 -ROMAN: (HUMS NATIONAL ANTHEM) -...to the... 857 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,575 -ROMAN: (CONTINUES HUMMING) -...American Republic and-- 858 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,826 and to the future of-- 859 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,411 -Fuck you, Roman! -Four score years and whatever... 860 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:47,121 -SHIV: No, he's talked about-- -...my sister did bring forth 861 00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,998 from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum. 862 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,374 -You done? -ROMAN: Yeah, done. 863 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,959 He's talked about burning Korans 864 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,336 -and licensing press credentials. -Yeah. 865 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:55,129 He's shifting the Overton window. (LAUGHS) 866 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,505 SHIV: I'm surprised you know what that fucking is. 867 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,049 -I do. -SHIV: He's opening it 868 00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,383 -and throwing union organizers out of it. -ROMAN: Oh, my God. 869 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,509 Stop Chicken Littling us. 870 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,802 It just makes us wanna all have a nap. 871 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:02,929 SHIV: Stop being a dirty little pixie 872 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,513 whispering swastikas in Dad's ear. 873 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,307 Boom! There you go again! So fucking route one! 874 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,975 I'm not saying it's going to be the full Third Reich, 875 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,352 but I am genuinely concerned 876 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,479 that we could slide into a... (INHALES) ...into a-- 877 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,773 a Russian Berlusconied Brazilian fuck pile. 878 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,400 You have a trophy husband and several fur coats. 879 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,027 -I think you're gonna be fine. -Tom! 880 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,779 Who do you like? 881 00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:21,113 Me? I, uh... 882 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,657 I think Shiv... 883 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,241 Shiv talks a lot of sense. 884 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,618 But I also jibe with Salgado. 885 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,786 Oh, you "jibe" with him? 886 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,287 -Pretty sure that's racist, Tom. -GREG: May I, uh-- 887 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,456 -Sorry, do I get a vote? -ROMAN: Sure you do, buddy. 888 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:33,042 You get to vote at the election with all the other folks. 889 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,418 GREG: (CHUCKLES) All right, yeah. 890 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,587 Well, I guess, I just feel like you maybe get a bigger vote 891 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,339 -in here. -ROMAN: Easy, Castro. 892 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:42,093 Boyer is likely to be flexible over the DOJ. 893 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,803 Not if he doesn't win, which he won't. 894 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:47,348 Although, we are hearing rumors that the case is weakening. 895 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,141 And that no one big... 896 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,019 -is likely to do jail time. -Great. 897 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,897 HUGO: With the notable exception of Tom, obviously. 898 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,108 -Sorry, Tom. -No, please, Hugo. Understood. 899 00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,820 Look, if you don't go blue, Dad, then at least we have to be... 900 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,279 -backing Salgado. -(SCOFFS AND GROANS) 901 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,489 CONNOR: Señor Dickless. 902 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,324 Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. 903 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,118 Uh... Cyd. Sorry. 904 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,577 -Duty calls. -SHIV: Look, I don't like him. 905 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,329 He's a neocon pretending to be a Paleocon, 906 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,331 -but he at least talks base, and... -TOM: Hello? 907 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,084 -Tom? -TOM: Uh-huh? 908 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,669 KENDALL: Where are you right now? 909 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,587 Uh... Virginia. 910 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,341 KENDALL: No, where are you in the building? 911 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,219 Shiv, can I just say, 912 00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,054 and I know that we have had our differences, 913 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,599 but I do think you are so brave for picking the brown man. 914 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,059 I think that we should get you a medal. 915 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,352 -SHIV: Amazing. -A special medal, for white women 916 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,603 -who like brown men. -Just being a racist now. 917 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,355 "I'm a good girl. I pretend to care about people 918 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,773 'cause no one cares about me." 919 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,234 Oh, yeah, actually, do you have something you wanna tell Dad? 920 00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:43,154 From Mom? A message that maybe you could share, Rome? 921 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,282 Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you! Thanks, I do. 922 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,658 I have a message, uh, yeah. 923 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,994 Uh... Mom's getting remarried. 924 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:51,954 Hmm. 925 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:53,706 To Bertie Woofter? 926 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,917 Uh... No, to Peter, um... uh... Pe-- uh-- Munion. 927 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,627 -Peter Munion. -You're fucking kidding? 928 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,298 The seat sniffer? 929 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,758 (SCOFFS) He's been hanging around... 930 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,093 -(LAUGHING) ...for forty years. -Yeah, and, uh, she would-- 931 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,012 they would love it, apparently, 932 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,638 if you came to their big Tuscan wedding. 933 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,433 Ooh! Lah-di-dah! (INHALES) 934 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,518 And they sent you as messenger boy? 935 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,729 (LAUGHS) 936 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,106 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 937 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:24,945 -Hey, man. -TOM: Hey. 938 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,238 Thanks for coming. 939 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:30,117 SERVER: (CLEARS THROAT) Hey. 940 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,746 So, I will take the, uh, Griddle Hero special, please. 941 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,123 With double hash browns. Fully loaded. 942 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,583 And a plain waffle 943 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,044 and a-- and a large cup of room-temperature water. 944 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,128 Thank you. 945 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,299 Uh... 946 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,009 I might just watch him. 947 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,845 You know that Rasputin would take a dose of arsenic, 948 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:53,349 uh, with breakfast each morning to build up his tolerance? 949 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,769 (INHALES DEEPLY) 950 00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,312 Look, so... 951 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,526 I think you know... I've always liked you, Tom. 952 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,945 Well, I like you too, Kendall. I mean, I have notes. 953 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,489 -(CHUCKLES) -Oh, no. I have notes. 954 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,949 I think mine might be more extensive... 955 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,159 -KENDALL: I don't know. (LAUGHS) -...than yours. (LAUGHS) 956 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,079 KENDALL: But look. I think I can get you out of this mess, 957 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,372 where you're going. 958 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:19,291 TOM: Well, uh... 959 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,001 nothing is certain, so... 960 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,630 KENDALL: You know they're calling you... 961 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,090 the Christmas tree? 962 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:28,843 Yeah? 963 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,178 Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly. 964 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,181 KENDALL: Maybe. You think? 965 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,142 But I think maybe you don't want to be the chip 966 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,519 the company offers up when it has no choice. 967 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,771 Well... 968 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:44,650 obviously, I would prefer that not to happen, 969 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,360 but, um... 970 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,113 -it's complicated. -KENDALL: It is. 971 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,073 But I'm here to ask, are you interested 972 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,451 in an alternative, theoretically? 973 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,663 I have, of late, uh, 974 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:01,167 decided not to tarry too much with hope. 975 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,335 Okay, well, my case is... 976 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,715 It's strong. It's-- No, it's-- it's... 977 00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,718 (SCOFFS) My case is fine. 978 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,970 It has gaps. 979 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,848 But if I had someone who could say 980 00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:18,809 that nothing gets signed off on without my dad's say-so, 981 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,227 which I think we both know to be true... 982 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,270 -Ooh, I-- -...then-- 983 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,272 I don't know that I do know that, Ken. 984 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,233 Uh-huh. 985 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,736 Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken. 986 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,160 I admire you, man. 987 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,537 I do, I fucking-- You know? 988 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,040 You-- You-- You're-- Look at-- You're a long way from home. 989 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,667 You're far from the tree. 990 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,255 You've played your hand well, 991 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,882 and you're sitting at the top table. 992 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,593 Well, shucks. Thank you. 993 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,387 I fell in love with your sister. That's what happened. 994 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,306 Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. 995 00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:58,515 Sure. Sure, man. 996 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,560 The country mouse and the hot tamale. 997 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:02,645 (CHUCKLES) 998 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,063 And you're just, uh... 999 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,190 what? Just-- 1000 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,567 I suppose you're just a long glass of water. 1001 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,403 -No agenda? -I guess. 1002 00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,198 KENDALL: Well, here's how it goes. 1003 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,992 I have new lawyers, who are fucking amazing. 1004 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,911 I do not underestimate 1005 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,372 the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing. 1006 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,250 Lying, hiding. 1007 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,834 But pretty soon, 1008 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,211 granted immunity. 1009 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,755 And you're not going to prison. 1010 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,258 How does that sound? 1011 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,346 I guess there are other names. 1012 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:38,430 (COUGHS) 1013 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,225 LOGAN: We have to be united on this. 1014 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,978 -It's a disaster if we splinter. -(COUGHS) 1015 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,604 Salgado has great narrative. 1016 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,940 Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv. 1017 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,942 We all supported your little DC lemonade stand, 1018 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,986 but this is the fucking real world. This actually matters. 1019 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,237 SHIV: Roman, you just love the boot 1020 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,364 -'cause you love to be kicked by it. -(COUGHS) 1021 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:56,949 LOGAN: What? 1022 00:42:57,783 --> 00:42:58,951 What? 1023 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,202 Nothing. No. 1024 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:02,579 What about Connor? 1025 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,415 CONNOR: Interesting. 1026 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,167 I do believe that idea has good promise. 1027 00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:08,627 I do. 1028 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,421 I could see it. 1029 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,381 Well, if you can see it, 1030 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,757 should we talk about it? 1031 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,427 -LOGAN: Kids? -Um... 1032 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,928 sure, I don't know. 1033 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,430 Yeah. 1034 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,766 Like, but, like, really? 1035 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:25,477 Uh... 1036 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,104 I guess. 1037 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,314 Sure. I don't know. 1038 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,482 They're all fucking weirdos anyway, so why not? 1039 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,109 -No offense, Con. -None taken. 1040 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:33,902 I mean, he's a good-looking kid. 1041 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,031 He's smart... in his way. 1042 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,576 Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys? (CHUCKLES) 1043 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,869 So let's get him in there 1044 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,620 with a smile and a shoeshine 1045 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,582 and get Ron and everyone behind him. 1046 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:49,585 I would fight so fuckin' hard for this family, Pop. 1047 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,297 Siobhan? 1048 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,549 As a political consultant, what do you think? 1049 00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:57,009 -(HESITATES) -LOGAN: Come on. 1050 00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,136 Well-- Okay, well, not huge name ID, 1051 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,055 but the family name will be a factor and... 1052 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,389 A positive. One of many. 1053 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,850 Uh... He's got no track record. 1054 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,602 Nothing to beat me with. 1055 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:07,936 I'm a clean skin. 1056 00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,606 And I guess, in terms of... 1057 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,691 presentation and connection skills... 1058 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,942 Tick, tick. 1059 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,195 -He can walk and chew gum. -(CHUCKLES) 1060 00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:17,946 He pisses pretty straight. 1061 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,240 CONNOR: Pretty damn straight. I piss policy laser. 1062 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,950 Okay, um, are we being serious about this? 1063 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,079 We're talking about trying to make Connor president... 1064 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,539 of the United States of America. Crap pants! 1065 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,875 Roman, it's a big tent. Why don't you just come in? 1066 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,294 Sure, I might call the guy who waxes my balls. 1067 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,629 -He's a possible. -CONNOR: Jesus. 1068 00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:34,880 LOGAN: Greg! 1069 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:36,924 (GREG CLEARS THROAT QUIETLY) 1070 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,467 LOGAN: Would you vote for Connor? 1071 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,761 (HESITATES) Me? Would I... 1072 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,805 (INHALES) Um... 1073 00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:43,806 LOGAN: Honestly. 1074 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,266 Uh-- Uh-- Honestly, uh, yeah, I-- I... 1075 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,144 It depends. I-- I think... (CLEARS THROAT) 1076 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,231 I think I could see myself, uh, spoiling my ballot 1077 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,108 -in his favor. (HESITATES) -(CHUCKLES) 1078 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,901 Depending on the opposition. Yeah. 1079 00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,361 LOGAN: What do you think, Shiv? 1080 00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904 Is it nuts? 1081 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,531 I love Con. I do. But... 1082 00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:03,450 if-- if we're talking about this seriously, I think we have to... 1083 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,452 look at Salgado! 1084 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,329 -Can I bring him up here? -Oh, come on. 1085 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,998 (SMACKS LIPS) Hugo. Call Boyer. 1086 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,584 Okay, if-- if she's bringing up Soggy Salgado, 1087 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,503 then I want to see if we can tame Mencken, okay? 1088 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:15,921 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1089 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,673 Speakerphone. 1090 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:21,593 BOYER: Hello? 1091 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,304 Hi! Dave! 1092 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,472 It's Logan. 1093 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,266 How are you? 1094 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,519 BOYER: Uh... G-- Good, Logan. How are you? 1095 00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:32,730 LOGAN: Oh, I'm fine. We're all fine. 1096 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,398 I'm here in my suite. 1097 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,859 Uh... Would you fancy stopping by? 1098 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,569 BOYER: Uh, it's pretty late, Logan. 1099 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,195 LOGAN: Uh-huh. 1100 00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:44,783 BOYER: But s-- sure. Sure. 1101 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,828 Great. Great. And Dave, listen, um... 1102 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,789 my fridge is bare. 1103 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,125 I don't suppose you could run me over a Coke? 1104 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,044 BOYER: Did you mean to call room service? 1105 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,714 If you don't have a Coke, 1106 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,757 is there something else? 1107 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,093 BOYER: Yes? 1108 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,555 Could you fire the deputy attorney general? 1109 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,518 BOYER: Fire the deputy attorney general? 1110 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:16,815 I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES) Come on over. 1111 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,109 Have a chat. 1112 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,612 If it's convenient. 1113 00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,280 BOYER: Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes. 1114 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,491 LOGAN: (INHALES) Thank you, Hugo. 1115 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,828 -Take the boy and go. -Um... Yeah. Yeah. 1116 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:33,207 I-- I-- I will go. I-- I just want to say, I think... 1117 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,501 um... 1118 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,546 I-- I-- I think I owe it to my country to say... 1119 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,967 I don't think you should crown-- or make Connor president. 1120 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,637 That's it. Thank you. Good night. Sorry. 1121 00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:50,390 So-- So, what do you think? 1122 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,774 -Let me think. -Yeah, take your time. 1123 00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:01,026 -I see it's tough for you. -Yeah. 1124 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,278 You know, my dad seems powerful. 1125 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,531 Shiv seems safe. 1126 00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:07,115 But, uh... 1127 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,162 I don't know. You think she'll still be there? 1128 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,122 Waiting for you after prison? 1129 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,586 How exactly does it work if I... 1130 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,630 if I do come over to you? 1131 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:23,882 I mean, how-- how is it better... 1132 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,885 for me when I tell my wife... 1133 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,554 whom I love, 1134 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,931 and this family, that I'm turning against them? 1135 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,599 How? 1136 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,686 She'll respect you. 1137 00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,771 Tell her, "What's she doing?" Bring her over. 1138 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,939 Logan goes down. 1139 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,400 Shiv knows who the fucking man is. 1140 00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,237 Come on, man. 1141 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,991 But h-- And I don't mean to be insulting, but, 1142 00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,576 having been around a bit... 1143 00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:54,162 my hunch... 1144 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:57,875 is that you're going to get fucked 1145 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,961 because I've seen you get fucked a lot. 1146 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,380 And I've never seen Logan get fucked once. 1147 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,811 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) -(SCOFFS) Nice. Classy. 1148 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,272 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1149 00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:22,065 -Yeah. -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1150 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,567 Okay, I gotta go. 1151 00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,611 Do you know what they're doing up in the suite? 1152 00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,281 They're picking the next president. 1153 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,086 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 1154 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,012 (CROWD CLAMORING AND CHANTING) 1155 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:56,350 CROWD: (CHANTING) Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 1156 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,685 LOUD GUY: (SHOUTING) Fuck Greenpeace! 1157 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,896 -(CHANTING CONTINUES) -GREG: Uh-- No-- 1158 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:04,024 -Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! -I'm all right. 1159 00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,276 -Oh-- Okay. (CHUCKLES) -(CHEERING) 1160 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,571 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1161 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,451 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1162 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,541 BOYER: Obviously, we take the integrity 1163 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,543 of the Justice Department very seriously. 1164 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,879 But there is always the question of overreach. 1165 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:31,385 So, yeah, on Tech, I mean... the strategy is clear. 1166 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,886 I hear you about Gojo. 1167 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,431 I personally don't think there would be 1168 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,225 any regulatory issues. 1169 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,061 Well, 1170 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,230 thank you, Dave. 1171 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:46,566 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 1172 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,027 You've, uh, given us a lot to think about. 1173 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,113 -SHIV: Great to see you again. -You too. 1174 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,075 Wonderful to see you again, my very good adversary. 1175 00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:00,122 So, just wanted to chit-chat a little bit. 1176 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,207 That was funny earlier, you know. 1177 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,044 You tripping the light fantastic on Grandpappy's nutsack. 1178 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:09,256 When I called your dad bullshit? I mean, did that bump? 1179 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:10,841 Oh, yeah, yeah, never heard that before. 1180 00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:13,385 Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk. 1181 00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,345 'Cause the thing is, this monkey don't dance. 1182 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,596 -This monkey right here? -MENCKEN: Yeah. 1183 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,765 This dancing monkey in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance? 1184 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,933 MENCKEN: That's right. 1185 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,893 (LAUGHS) 1186 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:24,271 Um... So... 1187 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,189 I did want to talk to you about something. 1188 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,525 And fuck it, I'll just come out and say it. 1189 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,902 Fascists are kind of cool... 1190 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:34,364 but not really. So, is that, like, a problem, a thing? 1191 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,617 MENCKEN: (SIGHS) Seriously? Me? I just... 1192 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,746 I don't have a lot of boundaries. 1193 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,248 St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, 1194 00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,292 Schumacher. I'll borrow from anyone. 1195 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,626 And, you know... 1196 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,714 if Franco or H or Travis Bickle had a good pitch, fuck it! 1197 00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:54,217 -I'm a man for all seasons. -Mm-hmm. "H"? 1198 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,178 You know, there was a very naughty boy named "H." 1199 00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:59,681 I'm a fully-fledged, small-D democrat. 1200 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,391 A well-regulated election 1201 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,186 is a transmission frequency for God's grace. 1202 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,062 ROMAN: Holy shit. You really are a Christian, aren't you? 1203 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:09,608 Well, no, no, no. My only thing is, like, who's the stakeholder, right? 1204 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,109 I've been tending, you know, 1205 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,654 my little garden for, like, a hundred years, and then... 1206 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,158 forty new guys show up in the back of a truck... 1207 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,243 playing their boombox, 1208 00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,037 and it's put to a vote, 1209 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,873 and they decide to, uh, give my farm to them. 1210 00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:27,959 I mean... (SCOFFS) I'm like, "So sorry, what happened?" 1211 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,628 Maybe you have to put in, right? 1212 00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:32,005 -Before you get to take out. -ROMAN: Yeah. 1213 00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:33,715 Okay, well, then, you know... 1214 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,217 who gets to, uh... 1215 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,636 who gets to join? 1216 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,055 MENCKEN: Well... 1217 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,765 people trust people who look like them. 1218 00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:43,016 That's just a scientific fact. 1219 00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:45,811 They will give more tax dollars to help them. 1220 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,354 -Hmm. -MENCKEN: Now, 1221 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,899 you can integrate new elements, of course, but come on, man! 1222 00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,150 Slowly! 1223 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,527 I mean, fuck! 1224 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:56,488 I like this country. 1225 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,532 -Yeah. -MENCKEN: Let's just take a beat 1226 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:02,077 before we fundamentally alter its composition? 1227 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,912 (SMACKS LIPS) Yeah. 1228 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:05,831 And in terms of, you know, 1229 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:08,125 this... here. There's a thing here, right? 1230 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,459 -MENCKEN: Mm. -And I get it. You're... 1231 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,128 You're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax, 1232 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:15,090 but, you know, you need us. I think. 1233 00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:17,551 Our news, our viewers, those fucking almost-deads, 1234 00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:18,885 that's a big slice of pie. 1235 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,096 Well, if I'm the nominee, 1236 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,056 are any of them really going to vote against me? 1237 00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,850 No, but... 1238 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,227 you know, it's going to be a fucking shit show... 1239 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,645 (CHUCKLES) ...going into the convention. 1240 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,355 I think you could really use our push. 1241 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,023 I think you could use mine. 1242 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,568 Maybe. 1243 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:39,865 (SMACKS LIPS) 1244 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,074 MENCKEN: Where are you in all this? 1245 00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:43,535 S... Me, Roman? 1246 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,412 Uh... You know. 1247 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,332 -I'm creeping on the come-up. -Oh, yeah? 1248 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,501 ROMAN: Yeah. I've got some ideas for ATN, you know. 1249 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,422 Sluice out the fucking porridge and add some sriracha. 1250 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,757 Poach some of those TikTok psychos, you know? 1251 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,594 E-girls with fucking guns and Juul pods, you know? 1252 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,513 Give me some straight shot Blacks and Latinos. 1253 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,890 No more of this fucking... 1254 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,349 pillows and bedpans, you know. 1255 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,852 We're strictly bone broth and dick pills. 1256 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,896 Deep state conspiracy hour 1257 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,898 but with, like, a fucking wink, you know? Funny. 1258 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,858 (CLAPS) And the whole show... 1259 00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:16,818 is kinda set up for the star. 1260 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,696 President Jeryd Mencken. 1261 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,160 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1262 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:31,082 -(SHIV CHUCKLES) -(ROMAN BLOWS AIR THROUGH TEETH) 1263 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,292 Knock-knock. 1264 00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,255 (MENCKEN EXHALES HEAVILY) 1265 00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:48,850 Heard you wanted one. 1266 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:51,770 Thank you. 1267 00:53:51,853 --> 00:53:53,563 Anointed with a Coke. 1268 00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,904 (SMACKS LIPS) That was nice. 1269 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:03,490 -He's nice. -He's... (SCOFFING) ...not nice. 1270 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,076 -He's not! -ROMAN: Dad? 1271 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:09,204 I know we came to the market to buy you a nice milk cow 1272 00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,582 but we found ourselves a fucking T-rex, okay? 1273 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,210 He's box office. The guy is fucking diesel. 1274 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,129 I mean, he's good on camera. He's fun. He'll fight. 1275 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,839 Viewers will eat from his hand. 1276 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,091 -No downside. -SHIV: Oh, yeah. 1277 00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:22,926 Let's just invade Poland, Dad. No downside. 1278 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,011 No, his chief of staff broke a kid's jaw at a rally! 1279 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,805 -(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) -(SCOFFING) What? 1280 00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:28,139 If we don't come to an accommodation, 1281 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,350 we get outflanked, and we lose the ATN dollar machine 1282 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,853 when we need cash to fight Tech. Right? And buy Gojo. 1283 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,855 (SLAPS THIGHS) Shiv wants her way, I want my way, 1284 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,524 Connor wants his way, so that's even. 1285 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:41,069 SHIV: It's not even! My opinion counts for more! 1286 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,113 No-- It does! It just fucking does! 1287 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,572 Okay? I know this. I know! 1288 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,242 People hate him. They fucking hate this guy! 1289 00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,077 You have to look at the climate. 1290 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:54,040 Climate said I was going down. 1291 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,752 Climate said I should just step aside. 1292 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:02,257 I guess... 1293 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,135 I'm a climate denier. 1294 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,556 Uh? I'm sorry, this is how it happens? 1295 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:10,974 -Good night. -SHIV: Dad? 1296 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,060 Dad! Come on! He's just-- He's fucking dangerous! 1297 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,273 Definitely fucking. 1298 00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:21,401 Looks like your polling was off again, Shiv. 1299 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,118 Let's go. 1300 00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:33,621 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1301 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,295 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1302 00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,089 So, I saw you. 1303 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,383 Looked like you were having a whale of a time 1304 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,802 flying on the wings of white power. 1305 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,930 Yeah, yeah. I was, uh, commandeered. 1306 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,390 Did it feel good... 1307 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,809 as the fascists hoisted you aloft 1308 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,394 like the Stanley Cup? 1309 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,479 So... 1310 00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:59,731 Mencken's gonna take the weekend straw poll, 1311 00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,317 and Petkus has confirmed he's backing. 1312 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,526 Good. 1313 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,154 Sunday show pushed him this morning. 1314 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:09,157 Let's see if this horse can run. 1315 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,242 ...couldn't quite... (INHALES SHARPLY) 1316 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,535 ...seal the deal. 1317 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,912 And here I was thinking that... 1318 00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:16,498 you were gonna be the man to put my dad in prison. 1319 00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,541 -SALGADO: Right. -(SHOUTS) Siobhan! 1320 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:20,585 Speak of the devil. 1321 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,504 You take care. Good to see you. 1322 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,963 We're doing photos. 1323 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,257 -Family photo. -SHIV: Uh-- With him? 1324 00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,593 No. No. 1325 00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:30,095 We're all in it. Let's go. 1326 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,014 You've got enough people in the shot. 1327 00:56:33,389 --> 00:56:34,432 I'm good. 1328 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,895 Get in the photo, please. 1329 00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:47,987 Siobhan, are you part of this family or not? 1330 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,743 SHIV: Not standing next to him. 1331 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,745 I'll be in the photo but not right by him. 1332 00:56:58,414 --> 00:56:59,624 You win, Pinkie. 1333 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,543 You win. 1334 00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:05,505 You did good this weekend, son. 1335 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,133 HUGO: Next to the congressman. 1336 00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,759 -LOGAN: Mr. Mencken. -HUGO: Roman. 1337 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,261 -LOGAN: Congratulations. -Thank you. 1338 00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,596 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1339 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,354 HUGO: Okay, everybody, just be casual. Relax. Smile. 1340 00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:23,314 Little chin down, Mr. Men-- Congressman. 1341 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,441 And one, two, three. 1342 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,986 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) -HUGO: Great! Great. Perfect. 1343 00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:29,654 -Thank you. Super. -LOGAN: Good. 1344 00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:31,072 HUGO: Great. Okay. 1345 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,949 Um... 1346 00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,659 Thank you. Should we get-- 1347 00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:37,412 Should we get a couple of just... Um... 1348 00:57:37,495 --> 00:57:41,291 ♪ ("MILLION DOLLAR HOME RUN" BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS) ♪ 1349 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,435 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 94399

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