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-Sorry, everybody,
this funeral is at capacity!
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You can't stay here.
You gotta get on out of here.
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-Ay, Stacy. This about to be
my Big Sean moment.
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He pulled up to Kanye,
started rapping for him,
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and got a record deal.
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I'm about to rap in front of
every heavy hitter in Chicago.
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Whether they like it or not.
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Working at fucking Zara
ends today, at 9:06.
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That's when my shift over.
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Gratata!
Ay, move out the way.
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-I heard G Herbo and Common
supposed to be here and --
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I think I hear Jennifer Hudson
yelling right now.
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-Hey, yo...
-Excuse us.
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Excuse us.
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-Uh, excuse me, sir,
uh, pew for two.
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-Say what?
-Two pews, please.
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-You askin' a lot
for somebody ain't getting in.
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-You good, Shorty. Come on in.
-Oh, thank you.
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-Too many dudes up in here.
-Stacy!
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We're supposed to be together!
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They need me in there!
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-♪ I was born
on the South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in a line ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side ♪
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♪ South Side! ♪
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♪♪
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-[ Sniffling ]
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-I'll give her back her seat.
Don't worry.
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[ Mourners crying ]
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♪♪
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[ Fake crying ]
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It's okay.
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It's okay, Vic Mensa.
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-Hey, uh, excuse me.
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I-I think I left my Bible
in the bathroom.
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-You left your Bible
in the bathroom?
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-Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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-People leave Bibles here
all the time, brother.
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What chapter was it on?
-Judas.
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-I'm gonna need you to get
on out of here, bruh.
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-My auntie made the macaroni
and cheese.
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-Cecil, you had her
macaroni and cheese?
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-Do my ladies run
this motherfucker?
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-Hell, yeah!
-Hell, yeah!
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-And where my dogs at?
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[ Men barking ]
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Shake Williams, Chicago's
number-one party promoter,
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has popped his last bottle
here on Earth.
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We'll all remember when he would
look at us and he'd say,
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"Bring girls next time."
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"Bring girls next time."
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Per his last and final wish,
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I would like to ask everybody
to please stand and join me,
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one last time,
in the Percolator.
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-♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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-Alright!
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-♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
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-Damn, they stopped it
before the drop!
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-That's wack!
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-I remember my first
Shake party.
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It was the Chicago Back Bash,
best party of the year.
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I went home with this
big-ass nigga, LaCarver.
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He said he was named
after LaDainian Tomlinson
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and George Washington Carver.
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-Oh, come on.
-He was prison-fine.
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'Cause he had just got
out of prison.
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-Goddamn.
-Ohh.
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Now, see, he looks nice.
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Ooh, with a pocket square.
Ahh.
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Also looks like there might be
some meat in them slacks.
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-See? I told you you were
gonna be great.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, snap.
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Scottie Pippen is kicking it
with Da Brat.
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-[ Gasps ]
-That's cool, man.
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Hey, you know, um,
I feel like, as -- as Alderman,
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I should probably go back there
and say hi to them.
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You know,
that's that Alderman stuff.
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You know, you gotta shake
a million hands.
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Yeah. I think --
-Okay, let's go.
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-Oh, no, no.
I mean -- I mean I'm gonna go.
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Like, you stay here and, uh --
and mourn.
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And mourn. Take your time.
Take your time.
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-Okay.
-Okay. Be right back.
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What up, Pip! No, no, no.
-I --
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-No, just stay --
just stay here. Please.
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I don't know if I can
explain it any better.
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No.
-I --
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-Now we're causing a scene.
-I'm sorry.
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-Just stay here.
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That was a test.
No.
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I really have to do this alone.
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-I wanna see him.
-I know.
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Look, you can watch
"The Last Dance" again.
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I need to do this in person.
-Okay. Fine.
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-I don't know what to say.
We --
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We were supposed to do
so many great things together.
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We was gonna eat mushrooms
at the planetarium.
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Ride jet skis on the lake,
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side-by-side,
high-fiving and shit.
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-Come on!
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-We were going to finally prove
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that giardiniera was invented
by a Black man.
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-I knew it!
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-He's here today.
His name is Gil Cousins.
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-Alright.
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-He did not bring
any giardiniera.
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[ Mourners booing ]
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He's talking 'bout it's too
spicy, he got a weak stomach.
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I don't know what the fuck
he got going on.
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But it's not about him today.
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This is about my brother and I.
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My life wouldn't be the same
without you, bro.
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RIP in the VIP.
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-So, you wanna go
down here, right,
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and you gon' make a right,
okay, down there.
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-Yes.
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-And on that corner
where y'all shot Lil' Reese...
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-Yes.
-...you gon' make a left
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and then just take
the expressway on down, okay?
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-Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
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-Now, look, here's my private
number, okay?
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I know you leadin'
the procession and all, and, uh,
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if you get lost, make sure
to use that number, alright?
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Also use that number
if you got any dead bodies.
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-Well, I might get
lost this weekend.
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I might have a body
for you, too.
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-Oh, okay!
That's what we on, alright.
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-Yeah, it could be. Maybe.
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-Okay.
-Malachi Washington-Jefferson.
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Wait.
Your family owns this?
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-Yes, ma'am.
Yes, we do.
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-Ahh!
-We do all the big funerals.
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Yeah.
We even did Harold Washington.
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-I saw that on YouTube.
Wait.
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Y'all had Al Sharpton singin'
and James Brown talking.
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Yeah, now, I couldn't understand
what either
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one of them was saying,
but that shit was beautiful.
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[ Typing ]
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-Just one second.
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[ Text whooshes ]
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Whew.
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[ Sniffles ]
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That's right.
It's your boy Rico.
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More fun than Atari and Coleco.
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Put your hands together
if you love Shake.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Shake loved it when we smiled.
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So we gon' smile
for Shake today.
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-Cheese, Shake, cheese.
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-That's right.
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I once heard Scottie Pippen say
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Shake was his favorite
basketball player of all time.
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Man had many talents.
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As we all mourn, there's
one thing we all wondering.
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Who was Shake gon' leave
the wristbands to?
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It could be any of us.
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I see you, Maurice.
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Now, I know y'all know me as one
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of the Chicago's
smallest party promoters.
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But, uh, just like your thick
auntie, I'm also the hungriest.
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And while I did not ask
for this, on his death hammock,
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Shake bestowed upon me...
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[ Mourners murmuring ]
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...the most important phone
in Chicago.
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That's right.
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The crown is on my head now.
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Mm-hmm.
He entrusted me with his legacy.
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I got the Instagram.
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I got the Facebook.
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All the contacts.
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I got his Lyft history.
[ Laughs ]
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I know everywhere he went.
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You want me to tell 'em now?
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Alright, okay.
This is your funeral.
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Okay.
Alright.
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One more thing that
Shake wants y'all to know --
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the Chicago Back Bash,
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the jewel in his crown,
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the number-one party
in Chicago...
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it shall go on!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Hey!
Get -- Get him out of here!
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Take him out in the alley!
Beat his ass.
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Pour pineapple Ciroc
on his wounds, okay?
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Q, baby, you know me.
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Now, the Chicago Back Bash
is gon' have asses shakin'.
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But when they not shaking,
they gon' need to be sittin'.
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And that is where you come in.
-Never again.
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200 chairs went to
Shake Williams' alleged
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"funeral slash turn-up"
and came back all fucked up.
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Lipstick stains, Jolly Ranchers
stuck to the bottom
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and the top,
sparkler burns and shit.
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-That don't sound right at all.
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What -- What station?
Is that Power 92?
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That's my girl, Money Maha.
Hold on.
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You ain't gotta say another
word. Let me call real quick.
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Hey, Frank.
Let me talk to Maha.
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-♪ Right hand whip,
left hand whip ♪
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-Hey, Maha! Girl, you silly.
That ain't even why I called.
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Uh, I need you to put me
on the air.
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I need to talk to the people
real quick.
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-Yeah, of course we can do it.
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Guys, we got a very special
announcement right now.
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Chicago's new number-one
party promoter, Rico!
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-Friday, we gonna be
blowin' Chicago's back out!
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That's right.
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Don't forget --
the Chicago Back Bash is on!
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And we are bringing you the one,
the only --
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y'all been asking about him,
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some of y'all been worried
about him --
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Mr. Trinidad James!
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Alive and okay.
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And it's brought to you courtesy
of our generous friends
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at South Side RTO!
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And if you get down here in the
next hour and rent yourself a...
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-Lamp.
-...a lamp,
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you can get your night read on
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and you get into
Chicago Back Bash for free.
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Alright, y'all be good now.
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-And that's that on that!
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We're getting lit-lit
next week, baby.
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Pop out.
-Now, look at that.
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Come on now, pretty boy.
I just scratched your back.
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Can I get that furniture
for the party?
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-K is the pretty boy, not me.
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And the answer's still no,
Morpheus.
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-Psst. [ Clears throat ]
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How many chairs
you need, brotha?
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-Oh, my man.
-You know.
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-I have an idea.
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The name of your group
is I Love Bustdowns,
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but y'all don't have
a song about that.
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So I think if we wrote a song
about Bustdowns and then added
245
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,689
a female vocalist -- me --
we could really blow.
246
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,148
-Bad idea.
That's too obvious.
247
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,401
-I'm sorry you didn't
get into the funeral.
248
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,069
And I'm also sorry
that half my picture
249
00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,655
is in Jennifer Hudson's photo
and she tagged me.
250
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,991
We're tryin' to do something
legendary here, okay?
251
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,744
So you can either help us
or go to work early at Zara.
252
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,414
-Actually...
253
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,666
I'm already late.
254
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,002
[ Wings fluttering ]
255
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,131
-Louie Anderson.
Nick Anderson.
256
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,341
Pam Anderson.
Benny the Bull.
257
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,051
There's over 13,000 contacts
in here.
258
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,594
I don't even know
all these motherfuckers.
259
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,222
Okay, alright, I see.
260
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,599
Uh, this is the biggest you got?
261
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,935
Them skylights open?
262
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,186
Alright. Wait.
263
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,855
Hold on.
What's that, Shake?
264
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,648
Oh, h-hold on a second.
265
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,696
Okay.
266
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,657
[ Pigeons cooing ]
267
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,826
Okay.
268
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,203
You a wild one.
Okay, yeah.
269
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,080
We gon' take it, okay?
270
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,957
Uh, but kill all these
motherfuckin' pigeons.
271
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,375
Alright.
272
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,877
-♪ I don't need a reason,
I don't need a season ♪
273
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,962
♪ I get it done, ah ♪
274
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:33,299
♪ I get it... ♪
275
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,759
-Oh, Trav.
276
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,177
They played their song
"Take Her Out Tonight"
277
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:39,221
on FakeShoreDrive,
and people love it, man.
278
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,723
So, what do you think?
279
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,810
For their profile picture,
should they do local...
280
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,103
or on the moon?
281
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,522
-This keeps happening
to me, man.
282
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,483
I'm an underappreciated
visionary.
283
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:51,984
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-You remember
284
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,944
when I was gonna be
the hood's answer to Tim McGraw?
285
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,196
-Yeah, of course I do.
286
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,156
You wore those
beautiful chaps, man.
287
00:10:57,239 --> 00:11:00,576
-I'm about to
break ground again.
288
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,370
You guys are thinking too small.
289
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,455
While they trying to appeal
to Chicago,
290
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,208
I'm gonna make Chicago
appeal to Great Britain.
291
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,543
I'm going U.K. Grime.
292
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,801
Man dem, "Top Boy,"
run dat choon!
293
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,678
-Yeah, I can do that.
294
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,263
-♪ Betrayal ♪
295
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,100
♪ Yo, this song right here
is about betrayal ♪
296
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,893
♪ Travis C ♪
297
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,269
♪ Betrayal ♪
298
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,938
♪ Man lying through his smile ♪
299
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,398
♪ Betrayal ♪
300
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,358
♪ Fingernails too long,
I need 'em filed ♪
301
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,609
♪ Betrayal ♪
302
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,777
-Wait a minute.
303
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,405
Is this real D'ussé?
304
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,449
I specifically said that I
wanted Evan Williams
305
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,951
in D'ussé bottles.
306
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,452
'Cause niggas can't afford
D'ussé,
307
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,745
but they want to look like it.
308
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,330
Now, I'mma take these
and empty them,
309
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,166
and, uh, if you need anything,
you go ahead and call me.
310
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,001
As a matter of fact,
uh, don't need nothing.
311
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,461
Don't call me.
312
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,630
-♪ Ordered escargot,
found out it's snail ♪
313
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,840
♪ Betrayal ♪
314
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,800
-I think this is gonna resonate.
315
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,135
-Bring it up?
316
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,263
Okay, that is perfect, alright.
I hate it.
317
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,348
Throw it away
and fire those guys.
318
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,061
-♪ She wanna fuck with a nigga
from the Chi-Town ♪
319
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,189
♪ Chi-Town, Chi-Town,
Chi-Town ♪
320
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,942
♪ Chi-Town, Chi-Town,
Chi-Town ♪
321
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,528
♪ She wanna fuck with a nigga
from the Chi-Town ♪
322
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,406
♪ Chi-Town, Chi-Town,
Chi-Town ♪
323
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,409
♪ Chi-Town, Chi-Town,
Chi-Town ♪
324
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,327
♪ She wanna fuck with a... ♪
325
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,829
-So, he had played
for the Blackhawks,
326
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,164
so he had, like, two fake hips.
327
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,124
We had to scoop those out first.
328
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,168
-Wait, I'm sorry.
Scooped out?
329
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,420
-Well, if it's made of
titanium, then, you know,
330
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,005
you have to scoop 'em --
What's up, Marcus?
331
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,339
Tiny feet, what's happening?
332
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,799
You know, when it's made
of titanium,
333
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,218
you gotta get 'em
on out there, you know?
334
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,053
But you keep interrupting
my story, girl.
335
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,014
If you'd just let me finish
a little bit.
336
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,349
So, I was just telling you
that usually
337
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,810
when we do embalming fluids,
when we embalming people,
338
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,480
we do a shot
before we embalm them,
339
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,398
a shot of the embalming fluid.
340
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,275
Yeah, it's been going on
since the 18th century.
341
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,776
It's been going on like that,
whatever,
342
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,361
and we just making it funkier.
343
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,697
-Look, I'mma be real with you.
I like you, you know.
344
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:06,660
You got a beautiful curl pattern
and pretty eyebrows, but...
345
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,288
I'm a little dead-bodied-out,
okay?
346
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,248
And I didn't ask you out
to talk about work.
347
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,375
-Can I talk a little bit?
348
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,835
I just wanna talk a little bit.
349
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,212
-Okay.
-Just a little bit?
350
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,381
-Yep.
Just a little bit.
351
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,633
-My work is my life.
352
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,385
I can't just cut it off
like that, right?
353
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,054
No matter what you think.
354
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,682
That's kinda like asking John
Lasik to -- to wear glasses.
355
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,017
Now, why would he do that?
356
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,644
-Is that a real person?
357
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,895
-John Lasik?
-Yeah.
358
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,147
-Yeah, he real.
-Okay.
359
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,108
-Everybody got Lasik.
-Okay, well...
360
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,985
-You probably got Lasik
and don't even know
361
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,404
that you got John's Lasik.
-Okay.
362
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,991
-Alight, alright, alright!
Alright!
363
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,535
I see a lot of lovers
in the house.
364
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,954
But also some haters, okay.
Maurice, I see you.
365
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,539
Bartender, he cut off.
366
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,332
Don't give nothing to that
motherfucker over there, okay?
367
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,252
It wouldn't be a Rico party
without some Robinson's Ribs.
368
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,004
Mmm.
They're delicious.
369
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,841
Now, our very special guest,
the reason for the season --
370
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,969
they said I could not
pull it off --
371
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,637
give it up for Shake!
372
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,598
[ Cheers and applause ]
373
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,310
-[ Coughs ]
374
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,396
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
375
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,814
No, no, no.
I saw him buried.
376
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,607
I saw it.
377
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,110
-Uh, well, per his wish,
he wanted us to wait three days
378
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,196
and then dig him up like Jesus.
This whole night is a write-off.
379
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,406
-I need a drink.
380
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,284
-Oh, I got you, baby.
-Yeah, yeah.
381
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,451
Oh, God.
382
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,246
This is fucking disgusting.
383
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,164
-Oh, no, no, no, no,
absolutely not.
384
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,208
No, no, no, no, no, no.
385
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,543
Ugh!
386
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,546
-Whoa, whoa, when, when.
I'm just kidding.
387
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,424
Here you go.
Wh-Where you goin'?
388
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,218
-I can't believe I wore
my good drawers for this shit.
389
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,428
-This is more fun
than watching TV.
390
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:48,846
-Oh, shit, that's Turner.
Turner!
391
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,222
What up, "Turn Burn"?
Look at me.
392
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,141
I'm dressed young.
-Is that Allen? Hi!
393
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,309
-Hey, Kitty!
394
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,477
-Oh, God, you just lucky
I'm trippin'.
395
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,062
Hey, you a real one.
Why don't you go ahead
396
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,397
and get you some of that
D'ussé up in you?
397
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,900
-Oh, for real?
-You wild, boy. You wild.
398
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,652
Young Sweater Weather,
what's going on?
399
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,864
I like that outfit.
Y'all have fun.
400
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,201
I'm ruined!
401
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,746
-Is that because you got
a dead guy sitting out there?
402
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,206
-No.
That went off perfectly.
403
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,916
Everybody gon' be talkin' 'bout
that shit for years,
404
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,209
till they dead.
405
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,586
It's Trinidad James.
406
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,004
He won't get off the tour bus.
407
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,965
I paid him in advance.
408
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,051
I fulfilled his rider.
409
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,677
I personally got up
at 7:00 a.m.
410
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,346
to drive his hair braider
to the DMV,
411
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,765
but she only brought
one form of I.D.
412
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,350
when she was supposed
to bring two.
413
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,768
And now he said he won't let
his hair get braided
414
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,353
by somebody
that ain't got no license.
415
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,147
-I mean, why would he?
416
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,734
-Every promoter in the city
was waiting for me to fail.
417
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,444
Well, congratulations, Maurice.
418
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,071
You got your wish.
Ohh!
419
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,740
-♪ Watch her shake it
and bubble like a Jacuzzi ♪
420
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,200
♪ Washin'
these bitches wipe 'em ♪
421
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,660
♪ I do my mutha-ly duties ♪
422
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,244
♪ I'm at the house
with your daddy ♪
423
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,705
♪ I'm finna give him
some booty, yeah ♪
424
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,998
-Man, fuck Maurice.
425
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,751
Trinidad James is
gettin' off that bus.
426
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,045
Don't believe me, just watch.
427
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,798
Gratata.
Time for action.
428
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,008
-...shaking hands,
his son was there.
429
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,177
It was cool, but, you know,
at the end of the day,
430
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,637
I was still a little bit like,
431
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,806
"Please stop blowing up my phone
every five minutes,
432
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,224
Jesse Jackson!"
433
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,227
Bruh, I'm not the only
important person in Chicago.
434
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,478
You know what I'm saying?
435
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,771
Ah, anyway, you know,
436
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,773
she's probably sick
of hearing about it.
437
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,817
So, you know, this is --
this is in my blood.
438
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,069
You know, I've been doing this
since I was in the fifth grade.
439
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,612
You know what I mean?
Hey, I can't change.
440
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,781
You know, people try
to change me all the time.
441
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:31,990
They're like "Damn, come on."
442
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,077
-Hey!
443
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,495
-Alright, now,
get it in, y'all.
444
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,581
Get you hands off her leg,
Shake.
445
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,542
-♪ Oops, my bad,
excuse me, damn ♪
446
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,210
♪ I'm finna shit on you ♪
447
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,003
-Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
448
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,089
Ooh. Eww.
-♪ I know I was chosen ♪
449
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,882
♪ Bitch, it ain't
no cameras rollin' ♪
450
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,260
-Brother, brother, can you give
me a hand with Shake real quick?
451
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,262
-The dead guy?
-Yeah, yeah, come on.
452
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,013
We doing $5 Shake Shots.
453
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,182
That's where people can do
a shot with Shake for $5.
454
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,851
You get it?
-With the dead guy?
455
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,936
-Yeah.
Per his request.
456
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,271
-Okay.
-Alright.
457
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,649
All we need do is just, uh,
lean him over --
458
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:09,611
over this bucket right here
to get everything out.
459
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,029
-He looks kinda stiff.
460
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,198
-Yeah, yeah, he is
-Come on, Shake. Come on, Shake.
461
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,491
-Ohh.
-Come on, Shake.
462
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,493
-Ohh.
-There we go.
463
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,287
Wow.
Hey, what's up, Melinda?
464
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,621
I'll be over there in a minute.
465
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,206
Let me just finish
with him real quick.
466
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,501
-Everything you see around here
is me, fellas, okay?
467
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,837
I'm running this
as my own subsidiary.
468
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,632
The focus is late-night,
hourly furniture rental.
469
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,342
No questions asked.
470
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,636
-What about Bustdowns?
-No questions asked.
471
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,138
-But --
-I said no questions asked.
472
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,642
-♪ Go off, hey, hey,
hey, hey, go, hey ♪
473
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,312
♪ Drip hard, body right ♪
474
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,522
♪ Goin' off all night ♪
475
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,067
♪ Drip hard, body right ♪
476
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,194
♪ Goin' off all night ♪
477
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,030
♪ Go off ♪
-Yes!
478
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,656
Oh, no, I'm not paying you
overtime.
479
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,325
This is something else.
480
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,203
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the
moment you all been waiting for.
481
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,997
Get ready to say "nigga"
way too many times.
482
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,585
Put your hands together
for Mr. Trinidad James!
483
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,047
[ Cheers and applause ]
484
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:23,227
[ Cheers and applause
slow down ]
485
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,312
[ Cheers and applause stop ]
486
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,568
-What?
-Oh, hell, naw.
487
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,071
-It's part of the show.
I'm sure it's part of the sh--
488
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,697
It's part of the...
489
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,783
[ Crowd booing ]
490
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,252
-You think they bought it?
491
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,338
-I don't, but I do think
they're pretty confused.
492
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,093
Alright.
You ready?
493
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,761
-[ British accent ]
Bruv, I've been ready
494
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,304
since my kickers, innit?
Your knickers?
495
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,306
-[ Normal voice ] Come on.
-Okay, let's do it.
496
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,267
-Trinidad!
497
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,812
Wait! Come back!
498
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,897
Huh. Wow.
499
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,566
So, that's why I tie my shoe.
500
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,359
Wow, this is -- Wow.
501
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,531
What's going on, Chicago?
502
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,741
[ Crowd shouting greetings ]
503
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,951
-What's Travis doing?
504
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,244
-Hey, look,
y'all already know me,
505
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,288
but I'm gonna
introduce myself anyway.
506
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:29,126
I'm Travis Capone, a.k.a.
Ruth Bader Big Splurge.
507
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,670
Now, look, all y'all just saw.
508
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,380
Trinidad
turned his back on y'all.
509
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,215
On us!
510
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,800
Man, fuck that.
511
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,094
[ Cheers and applause ]
512
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,013
Are y'all ready to hear
that new hot shit?
513
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,640
-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Y'all want the new shit!
514
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,100
We got the new shit!
515
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,685
-Are y'all ready to go
to the streets of London?!
516
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,936
-London?
517
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,187
-[ British accent ]
'Ello, 'ello!
518
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,273
-Fish and chips.
Yeah, London! Yeah!
519
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,441
-Bruv!
520
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,776
It's massive, innit?
521
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,986
Brexit!
522
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,529
Drop them beats!
523
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,115
Goons!
524
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,783
Deh sounds, Chase!
525
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,952
♪♪
526
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,621
Boonce. Boonce.
527
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,873
Boonce. Boonce.
528
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,041
Boonce. Boonce. Boonce.
529
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,500
[ Normal voice ]
I'm saying "bounce."
530
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,085
-Oh, okay.
531
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,462
-[ British accent ]
Boonce! Boonce!
532
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,504
-Feel it!
-Boonce!
533
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,758
Boonce!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
534
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,927
♪ I got a ring full of bevel ♪
535
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,136
♪ I finished my A-Level ♪
536
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:22,638
♪ People still hatin' ♪
537
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,474
♪ Dis wild chile style ♪
538
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,892
♪ All I see is betrayal ♪
539
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,226
-I don't know
why everybody's boo'ing.
540
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,063
He's talking about real stuff.
Betrayal!
541
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,231
-[ Normal voice ]
Man, that was a test!
542
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,983
Just seeing if y'all
like wack shit!
543
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,653
-We don't!
-And you passed.
544
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,822
I'm on a roll.
545
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,617
The next artist
I'm about to bring up --
546
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,495
they new and they hot.
547
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,830
Hell, if hot was a person,
it'd be them.
548
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,959
Without further ado,
I'mma bring y'all my new artist
549
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,962
I already signed later tonight.
-Do it!
550
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,216
-Give it up for I Love Bustdowns
and Stacy Thee Vegan!
551
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,592
-That's us!
552
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,011
[ Cheers and applause ]
553
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,514
-Alright, go, go!
-Here we go!
554
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,432
[ Cheers and applause
continue ]
555
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,937
-Thank you.
556
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,356
Thank you, Travis.
One of the OGs.
557
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,359
You and your generation
definitely led the way.
558
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,531
This song y'all about to hear
right now is called --
559
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,574
Actually, I know y'all
already know what it's called
560
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,076
'cause we definitely
hit a couple charts.
561
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,120
You know it.
562
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,163
It's called
"Take Her Out Tonight."
563
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,916
It's for the lovers,
the other kind of lovers, yes,
564
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,167
the ones that be undercover --
Fuck it.
565
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,920
It's for the freaks.
Yeah!
566
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,839
-But --
But also for any beautiful,
567
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,133
intelligent young ladies
with strong opinions
568
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,552
on rebuilding
Chicago's infrastructure.
569
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,345
I love you already.
570
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,432
[ Laughter ]
571
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,516
-Put your hands up!
572
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,103
Put 'em, put, put your hands up!
573
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,398
-♪ She a bad bitch,
and we gonna do it proper ♪
574
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,359
♪ So we getting wings
and jalapeño poppers ♪
575
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,070
♪ Aw, yeah, I'mma take her
out tonight ♪
576
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,615
♪ I'mma take her,
take her out tonight ♪
577
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,742
♪ Yeah ♪
578
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,035
-Alright,
y'all have a good time.
579
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,411
Y'all be good.
Not too good, though.
580
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,538
Travis, my man,
thank you so much.
581
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,415
I don't know what that
British bullshit was,
582
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,416
but the people are happy.
583
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,667
You know what?
Here.
584
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,210
Have some free drink
toothpicks on me.
585
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,670
Those only good for well drinks,
though.
586
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,255
Enjoy yourself, brother.
Enjoy yourself.
587
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,923
-I don't want
no cheap free shit.
588
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,426
I want social currency.
-What you want, a LitCoin?
589
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,802
-Hell, no.
-What up?
590
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,971
My dawg.
Yeah!
591
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,473
-You remember me?
-You know I do.
592
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,058
You know I do.
593
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,726
I don't know who
the hell that is.
594
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:35,312
-Look, I want a tagged picture
on the 'Gram from Shake's phone.
595
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,105
-You ain't said nothin'
but a word, brother.
596
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,857
We can take care --
Oh, what time is it?
597
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,776
You know what?
Let's go do it up on the roof.
598
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,028
I always wanted to take
a picture with my hand out
599
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,446
and with a caption that says...
600
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,991
-"I got the whole hood
in the palm of my hand!"
601
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,493
-Man, hell, yeah!
602
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,536
Man, gratata.
603
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,080
-Okay, so -- so, tell me,
604
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,415
what are some of the things
you like about him?
605
00:22:55,499 --> 00:23:00,378
-Okay, I mean, he's generally
a good guy, and he smells good.
606
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,963
And, again, okay,
607
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,632
I'm pretty sure there's
some meat in those slacks.
608
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,717
And I'm trying to un-slack
that meat, okay?
609
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,969
I'm trying to meet that meat.
-I heard you.
610
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,888
Oh, I fucked that dude
right there.
611
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,473
-Another one?
You know what time it is.
612
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:14,643
Take 'em down, girl.
Take 'em down.
613
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,228
-Alright, now.
614
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,647
Now, look, we also here for
my man, okay, Shake Williams.
615
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,232
This is his last wish.
616
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,942
Last of the last wishes.
617
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,652
Might as well say
goodbye to him right now
618
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,153
'cause he on his way to heaven.
619
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,989
For the last time, everybody,
give it up for my man,
620
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,826
Shake Williams!
621
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,410
-I mean, I don't know.
622
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,329
Okay, like, this is what
I wanted, right?
623
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,540
Like, he is a good, stable dude.
-Check.
624
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,708
-He owns his own company.
-Check.
625
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,127
-He's basically part
of a dynasty.
626
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,878
I'm basically Meghan Markle.
-You a princess.
627
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,214
-We not connecting, though.
-You connecting his shit on --
628
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:47,551
-It's like he's --
-What the fuck?
629
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,178
-♪ Free before the seven ♪
630
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,013
♪ On the way to Heaven ♪
631
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,892
♪ Crossing over ♪
632
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,729
♪ Crossing over ♪
633
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,816
-Let's go right here.
-Moonlight just right.
634
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,359
-Here we go, baby.
Here we go.
635
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,735
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
636
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,028
Alright, that's it
right there, baby.
637
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,197
That's gold right there.
638
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,366
-Oh, what the fuck is going on?
-Ha ha!
639
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,201
All part of my historic night!
640
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,786
The grand finale!
641
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,455
Alright, T, good job
on the ascent.
642
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,043
Just a little bit more to clear,
just like we practiced.
643
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,503
Hearse team, stand by.
644
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,297
Alright, almost there.
645
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,424
Okay, stop.
646
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,884
Get ready to kill the God light.
647
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,052
Three, two, one.
Percolate.
648
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,512
♪♪
649
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,222
-♪ It's time
for the percolator ♪
650
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,725
♪♪
651
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,602
-We killed that shit, didn't we?
652
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,520
♪♪
653
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,648
He is really the greatest
party promoter of all time.
654
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:48,612
♪♪
655
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,822
-Now bring him down slow,
just like we practiced.
656
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,825
Hearse team, ready.
Goddamn pigeons.
657
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,286
I told them to kill
all them pigeons.
658
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,746
Oh! Oh, no!
659
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,415
Alright, team, get it up --
No, no, take him back up!
660
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,710
Maximum stabilization!
I said maximum stabilization!
661
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,295
-You've been trash all evening.
662
00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:07,756
In fact, you've been trash --
-Look, I-I promise --
663
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,759
-Wait, no. Take him back up!
Don't ruin my party!
664
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,969
-Watch your step, Rico!
-No!
665
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,679
-Jenny, I promise you,
you have my attention
666
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,182
for the rest of the night --
-Aah!
667
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,266
-Oh!
668
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,976
[ Crowd screaming ]
669
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,103
-No!
670
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,855
-K!
671
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,106
-I really wanna see
what that was.
672
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,483
-No, you don't.
673
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,985
-Periphery...
674
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,320
Oh, my God!
675
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,531
-That ain't my fault.
676
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,413
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Post my pic!
677
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,376
Fuck you, Maurice!
678
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:47,087
-Back up! Back up!
Chicago police! Back up!
679
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,797
Chicago police!
Back the fuck up!
680
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,632
-K, grab all this shit!
Let's head to the back door!
681
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,342
-Whoa, whoa.
-It's about to be a crime scene.
682
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:53,927
-Right here.
-K, come --
683
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,263
Hey, sweetie, um, he gonna
give you the 7-day itch.
684
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,139
Do you want that?
It's gonna itch a lot.
685
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,308
Come on, man! Hurry up!
-I was this close!
686
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,977
Why do people gotta be dying
when I'm trying to get some ass?
687
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,228
-Dude, it's a crime scene, man.
Let's go. Come on.
688
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:04,854
-Sandy!
-Go back! Get back!
689
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,773
-Sandy, that's not a real badge.
-Shh! People are buying it.
690
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:11,444
-[ Panting ]
691
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,488
The phone should've went to you.
692
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,990
You were up next.
693
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,158
But Maurice got the phone.
694
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,078
The hood's in the palm
of his hands now.
695
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,579
I'm sorry, Tavis.
696
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,248
-It's Travis, a.k.a. --
697
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:26,668
-It doesn't matter
what your name is.
698
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,004
No one's gonna know it now.
699
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,880
-Please, man, wait.
700
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,383
Look, look, we still have time.
You can send it from my phone.
701
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,968
It's in your drafts.
Just log in --
702
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,262
-No! No.
There's no time.
703
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,764
This is how
I was destined to die.
704
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,558
Next to Shake.
705
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:46,313
A mess of limbs and machine,
blood and tears,
706
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,025
dance floor and booty sweat.
707
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,651
I did that.
708
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:58,658
♪♪
709
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,411
-You did did that.
710
00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:04,205
It's time for the Percolator
in heaven.
711
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,166
I'm pretty sure
Shake got a section.
712
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,543
♪♪
713
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,587
[ Siren wailing ]
714
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,130
-Jenny? Jenny?
715
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,257
Out of the way, X Clan.
716
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,675
Jenny?!
717
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,638
Hey, hey, hey! Hey.
Ay, young man, give me the keys.
718
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,057
Give me the keys.
I think you stole the car.
719
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,475
Gimme the keys.
-No.
720
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,143
-Jenny, you can't
go with him, okay?
721
00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,103
Look, I know tonight's been
crazy and we've both said things
722
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,564
we regret, but I --
-Jenny, one question --
723
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,900
is you happy?
-I don't know.
724
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,028
Aside from the two dead bodies
that we saw tonight,
725
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:39,366
these last 20 minutes have been
the best 20 minutes of my life.
726
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,951
-Jenny, the man shops
at City Sports.
727
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,411
Is this what you want?
728
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,747
You want children dressed head
to toe in Detail R?
729
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,707
Is that what you want?
-He looks good!
730
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,793
-I am an Alderman,
and he is a Bustdown Boy.
731
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,045
-You know what?
Get in the car, Allen.
732
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,505
-No.
733
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,048
-We'll talk about this
at the crab shack. Let's go.
734
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,424
-You were gonna go
to the crab shack?!
735
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,677
You're taking him
to the most secret places?
736
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,889
Fine, fine.
Fine!
737
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:10,605
-Work...is never-ending.
738
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,900
-So, now you're trying
to ditch me?
739
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,902
-I mean, it wasn't like
you was having fun.
740
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,446
I mean, when Shake was
in the air, you walked off.
741
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,949
The twerking testimonies,
you showed no support.
742
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,409
And then
the pop-lockin' pallbearers,
743
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:23,743
you didn't even see that.
744
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,161
-I did.
-If you saw,
745
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,789
when they was pop-lockin',
did they have gloves on?
746
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,417
-They...did.
-They did not have gloves on!
747
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,793
-I was saying, they did not --
You know what?
748
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,211
Stop, stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
749
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,922
Look, it's my night off, okay?
750
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,882
And before I left the house,
I decided
751
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,092
I was gonna fuck tonight.
752
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,718
So now you got a choice to make.
753
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,304
You can either spend the next
two hours hand-mopping blood
754
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,639
and viscera off the ground,
755
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:48,309
or you can come swim
in some labia majora.
756
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,646
-Okay, well, business is --
business is done.
757
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:52,897
Yeah.
-Okay.
758
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,150
-The business is done.
-Oh, no, no, no.
759
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,860
Leave those on.
It's gon' be wet.
760
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:59,529
-Oh.
Let 'em use you, okay.
761
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,243
[ Bell over door rings ]
762
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:12,375
-[ Humming ]
763
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,838
Really?
764
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,132
[ Sighs ]
765
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,925
[ Sniffing ]
766
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,188
Evan Williams?
767
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:34,606
-Okay, well,
without the receipt,
768
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,733
I'm only gonna be able
to give you store credit.
769
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,693
Sir, if you give me two seconds,
I promise you
770
00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:40,528
I'll meet you over
at the Chillida sweaters.
771
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,739
And it's two L's, not a "W."
772
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,121
Alright, ma'am, let's get
these belts returned.
773
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,247
-And I don't want
a store credit.
774
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,707
-♪ Come better than that ♪
775
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,292
♪ I would bar you out
in a baring match ♪
776
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,835
♪ They call me bad Brixx
'cause Brixx is bad ♪
777
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,378
♪ And serious girls
don't walk and chat ♪
778
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,963
♪ I could tell you
a million things ♪
779
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,715
♪ About people's man
and people's things ♪
780
00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:02,342
♪ I have done
unspeakable things ♪
781
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,010
♪ That's what they are,
unspeakable things ♪
782
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,595
♪ Can't tell on myself
'cause I will go jail ♪
783
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:07,347
♪ Got two kids
and I won't get bail ♪
784
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,890
♪ Storyteller, no tall tales ♪
785
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,433
♪ I take those risks
that's heads or tails ♪
786
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,310
♪ I got bagged on a Friday,
Steelhouse Lane ♪
787
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:13,937
♪ Frosted Flakes and water
for days ♪
788
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,563
♪ Statement tapes
are remaining plain ♪
789
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,732
♪ Won't tell on myself,
no, I will not say ♪
790
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,275
♪ Best drill verse
you'll hear ♪
791
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,902
♪ Brixx get better,
that's year after year ♪
792
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,737
♪ Cry me a river
that's tear after tear ♪
793
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,197
♪ Because you are claiming
queen but the queen is here ♪
794
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,823
♪ Ha,
Queen of bloodclart drill ♪
795
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,367
♪ Send any flow,
any flow get kill ♪
796
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,493
♪ Queen what, you're sick in-a
your head ♪
797
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:29,827
♪ Take a pill ♪
798
00:30:29,877 --> 00:30:34,427
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