All language subtitles for Le droit de cuissage (1980)

Author: truc1979
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DROIT DU SEIGNEUR
(jus primae noctis)

Do you think it's the
good time for it?

They'll be here soon.

When a man gets a hard-on,

you must immediately get
the pleasure right away,

because it might not last.

Oh no, no, no...

Be serious, Vincent. No...

Come on, give me your ass.

No, no...

- It's good, right?
- Yes.

Come on, hurry up,
they will arrive soon.

If they arrive they will see
the most normal thing:

a man fucking his wife.

Come on, hurry up.

So suck me, eh?

- Are you crazy?
- Come on, suck me off quickly.

But you haven't washed it?

Well, it's clean...
since it's you.

You know I don't like it like that.

Come on, a little rinse.

There you go.

Hey... The tablecloth
of my grandmother.

You have to know what you want.

But... my flowers...

Come on, suck it.

At this rate, we'll still be
here tomorrow morning.

You know that I don't
like it that much.

What do you like then?

I like you.

Then suck it.

[*Doorbell rings*]

Shit, shit, shit...

Oh yes...

I'm coming!

Wait a sec. I'm coming.

Hello my dear.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

You were making love again.

Oh, don't be silly.

You're a liar!

And what's this?

It's the best.

As for me, I like it.

I hope you kept a little for me.

If you're kind you'll have some.

I want it right away.

Come in.

- Good morning.
- Hello.

- So delightful.
- Thank you.

- How happy I am.
- Delightful little lady.

Always charming.

A small glass of whiskey?

Yes, please, thank you.

Does she suck well?

Oh sorry!

No no, let her do it.

I like her to practice a little
before taking care of me.

So in that case...

Next, madam.

Well... Where were you?

I was out washing up in case
you wanted to start again.

This is the moment...

But where is Josée?

Ah! She's sucking.

What's that?

Oh, sorry.

You shouldn't stop
in such a good way.

Now, you pick the one
you want here.

A man. I'll say.

And you make love to him.

In front of us.

And in front of me.

Have you gone mad?

Did you hear?

Never!

Vincent, if she doesn't want to,
let me have this pleasure.

I'm sure you will one day.

Vincent, leave her alone,
since Juliette agrees.

Darling,

I ask your permission to make
love with one of these men.

Granted.

You choose him yourself, darling.

Oh, that's very thoughtful of you, dear,

I prefer that you take
this risk alone.

Well, good. Now, then...

That's fine.

Oh, yeah.

It's good there.

I'm going to come.

Yes, in your mouth, there.

Now, now...

Yes.

You could have chosen it, and
you'd get the pleasure.

Never.

Because I'm asking you, or because
I'm asking to be there to watch you?

Oh, leave me alone.

Honey?

Hello?

Hello, it's Genevieve.

Yes, very well.

I would like to see you.

Whenever you want.

How about now?

Yes, right away.

I... I'll come.

Oh well, you've got some good ones, eh...

Well yes, of course I like it.

What's wrong with her?

Well, she's married!

You should know that, right?

Would I be doing you a favor?

Either I am old-fashioned,
or I'm missing something.

I think it's her.
I'm hanging up now.

I'll see you later.

Yes yes, I'll tell you.
I promise.

I will.

Hello.

Oh you know, with women
you always lose.

They take a pleasure in refusing...

...what they grant to strangers.

No, no, this is not misogyny.

It's only opening wide
their pettiness.

They don't fool anyone.

But we play along.

Only to please them.

Ah, I think I'll leave you,

I hear the key in
the door, it's her.

Well, keep me posted.

You promise?

Ok. Thank you. Ciao.

Who were you calling?

I'll tell you if you tell me
where you were this afternoon.

You're a smart guy.
I was in the department store.

Oh.

And you didn't buy anything?

There was nothing of interest.

And in my store?
There is nothing interesting?

Look at this.

What do you want me to do with it?

Suck it.

If you would apply yourself a little,
it would be more pleasant for me.

That's what I want you to do.

But since when do you not
wear panties?

That should make you happy, right?

Of course I do.

No, not that.

I'll be patient.

***

Oh yeah.

Ah!

- Again...
- Here you go.

Again...

- Lovely.
- Uh.

Hey!

Really, you're improving.

Maybe it's because you're
wearing panties.

Next time I'll fuck you in the ass.

Only next time.

Oh!

Excuse me. I was passing.

And the door was
open so I came in.

I didn't want to disturb you.

Go and console her.

So, Mr. Paul,

was it worth the trouble?

Oh, there's no trouble at all,
and I like it very much.

I would like to be Mr. Gerald.

Oh, it's up to you.

When a fruit is at hand
you must pick it, Mr. Paul,

but be careful: respect
our little conventions.

You can trust me.

Open the door, darling. It's me.

Did he leave?

Yes, it was a mistake.

He was going to the upstairs neighbor.

Yes. Strange mistake.

My own neighbor who surprises me
by the purest of coincidences,

at my lover's house, at the other side of Paris,
and you don't find it strange?

You're not going to leave right away?

We haven't finished.

Well, excuse me, but I don't feel like it anymore.

Listen, this man scares him.

Don't blame me, I prefer to go home.

- As you wish. See you tomorrow?
- See you tomorrow, darling.

I don't know how to thank you
for everything you've done.

Don't worry about it.
I'm well paid by Geneviève.

And it's a real pleasure
to give you a hand.

But I would like to ask you:

What if it was all for nothing?

If you want to check out a woman, create
yourself a trap that will throw her off balance.

And she will ask you for forgiveness,

while it was you who
forced her to cheat.

So you will forgive her...

if she agrees to do what you have decided.

And Mr. Paul in that story?

He is my centerpiece.

I'm leaving now. And thanks again.

I'll see you out.

No, no, don't bother.

I know the way.

- Bye bye.
- Bye.

Psssst.

Pssst, madam?

Come in.

Come in just for a moment.

Now you can
undress for me.

But are you crazy?

Oh, it's as you want, dear lady.

I'm telling your husband everything.

But this is blackmail!

Not only are you going to undress...

but you're going to suck me off!

Come on. Hurry up.

I'm waiting.

I'll tell everything.

I said: everything.

If you don't take it all off,
I'm gonna slap you down...

But maybe you like it.

Come here.

Come on.

Men's dick are beautiful, right?

It is beautiful my cock, eh?

Come on, suck me.

You suck me first...

and then I'll blow your ass off.

Hey, answer me!

I want everything you want.

That's good.

You see that it is good.

Come on. Suck it.

And this has been going on for weeks.

She leaves every afternoon
to join Gerald.

But Mr. Paul is waiting for her when she returns,

and demands her his right to silence.

Even, he sometimes intercepts her
when she leaves for her lover's house.

And to wait for her again
when she returns.

A hard day. Especially for me.

I have to get to Gerald's house before her,

and come back home right behind her.

So as not to lose anything of her prowess.

At one's home or the other.

Then, excited by her perversity,

I welcome her again
to her return at home.

It is necessary to say that she
has an indefatigable vitality.

And all this to bring her
to make love in front of me

when I'll ask her to.

Psssst.

For once I can go first.

It's normal, right?

But it's not possible,
I will be late.

There yes, but here you will be early.

Well, hurry up then, eh?

Careful, careful:

fast and good.

Quick and good.

And smooth. Got it?

I'm sorry. I'm late for work.

You see, Alain kept me company.

He was passing through the neighborhood.

And we were talking about you.

Dear lady...

I was just telling him how well you suck.

Oh, please.

So it's true?

Well, honey, it's true,
you do it perfectly.

That's enough of that.

You're right, you're right.

So he asked me if
you'd like to suck him off.

But is this a joke?

Madam, I never joke
when it comes to the cock.

Never.

You just suck it.

It's not a big deal.

Besides, he's my friend.

Hey, guys!
Are we having a good time?

This is Alain, a friend.

And another friend: Vincent.

Nice to meet you, and sorry to disturb you.

The door was open,
so I let myself in.

Madam.

If you want, you can take advantage of it.

The lady must be willing.

The lady will want.

The place is hot.

You?!

Well, and you?

Me, it's something else.

No, but you really are a bitch.

Come on, go home,
we'll explain ourselves there.

Hurry up!

But Gerald, say something.

Gerald, stay away.
That's the best you can do.

And you: get out.

And the day for her is not over.

Go on! Cheers!

Psst!

This is not the time. My husband
has just surprised me at my lover's house.

Well I do not share
your opinion madam.

On the contrary, I think
that this is the best time.

Come in.

Do you think that your husband
would be so happy to learn

that I am also your lover?

You wouldn't do that?

Of course not...

...since you agree to
stay with us for a while.

Go and help this young girl...

...to finish the trip.

I hope they're your last customers...

I can't believe it...!

That's what I think...

Well, come on, go home.

While I explain myself
with Mr. Paul.

It was nice of you to wait me to cum.

It's nice of you to have
chosen such a beautiful girl.

It's good to pick it up right away,

and if you allow it
we will do it together.

It has been a long time since
we received our friends for party.

Hello.

Are you sure that you have
really organized everything?

I told you I had everything organized.

You say that to please me.

But I know that's not true.

Now you can ask me anything.

And I'll do whatever you decide.

- Anything?
- Anything.

You see that boy over there?

You're going to blow him.

My pleasure is to visit
the Natural History Museum.

You too? So do I, I love it.

(we'll go get some cognac)

Now you choose the man you want.

And you make love to him.

In front of us, and in front of me.

(I feel that the evening will start well)

STARRING:

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