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CLAW! 17 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:05,838 It is I, Dr. Claw! 18 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:08,379 Grand exalted high leader of Earth! 19 00:01:08,423 --> 00:01:13,263 Which I have conveniently renamed: Clawgeria! 20 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:18,472 [EVIL LAUGH] 21 00:01:18,516 --> 00:01:21,306 [CHEERS] 22 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:29,319 WAIT! No one celebrates yet! 23 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,530 My world takeover is not complete, 24 00:01:31,571 --> 00:01:34,531 without my greatest nemesis to witness it! 25 00:01:34,574 --> 00:01:35,664 Where... 26 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,370 IS GADGET?! 27 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:39,249 Behold... 28 00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:41,577 oh, great and wise leader. 29 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:43,633 Your greatest enemy... 30 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,800 [MECHANICAL NOISES] 31 00:01:46,836 --> 00:01:48,796 Here-I-am-exalted-leader. 32 00:01:48,838 --> 00:01:50,718 [MEOWS] 33 00:01:50,757 --> 00:01:53,377 May-I-interest-you-in-a-tasty- snack? 34 00:01:53,426 --> 00:01:57,136 Go-go-MAD-servant-Gadget-grape - peeler! 35 00:01:58,347 --> 00:01:59,767 Uncle Claw... 36 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:02,348 What... how... it's you! 37 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:03,693 Realistic, huh? 38 00:02:03,728 --> 00:02:05,648 The MADtrix is the best thing I've ever coded! 39 00:02:05,688 --> 00:02:07,518 Except for that whole... 40 00:02:07,565 --> 00:02:09,015 uh, jester costume thing. 41 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:10,396 Well furball... 42 00:02:10,443 --> 00:02:13,153 whatdoyasay we use the MADtrix for my evil scheme! 43 00:02:13,195 --> 00:02:15,485 Where we trap Gadget in a virtual computer world, 44 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:17,581 without even lifting a finger! 45 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:20,827 I guess the MADtrix was OK... 46 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,870 but computers are just a fad! 47 00:02:22,914 --> 00:02:24,124 Yeah, you're right. 48 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:25,875 The MADTrix isn't for everyone. 49 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:28,627 It's more of a Baron Von Steeltoe idea. 50 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:29,670 Ha! Seeya. 51 00:02:29,712 --> 00:02:30,762 Talon... 52 00:02:30,797 --> 00:02:32,507 If you think that pitiful attempt 53 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,588 to shame me is going to work... 54 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:36,054 You'd be right! 55 00:02:36,093 --> 00:02:39,433 We'll put your internet-webasite-megabitadox plan 56 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:41,022 into action! 57 00:02:41,056 --> 00:02:42,726 Effective IMMEDIATELY! 58 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:43,887 Yes! 59 00:02:43,935 --> 00:02:46,395 But woe unto you, 60 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:50,397 Talon if your "technology" fails. 61 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:54,320 [GRIMACES] 62 00:03:01,911 --> 00:03:03,791 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 63 00:03:04,998 --> 00:03:06,598 Gotcha. 64 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:09,422 [GLITCHING SOUNDS] 65 00:03:11,253 --> 00:03:14,173 Okay. Ummm that's weird. 66 00:03:14,799 --> 00:03:18,929 Whoa! Whoaa! Unicycling is great cardio! 67 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,391 Correction. That's weird. 68 00:03:24,183 --> 00:03:27,273 Brain! The holo-room's glitching! 69 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:30,310 Huh... 70 00:03:30,356 --> 00:03:31,396 Don't worry Penny, 71 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,280 it's all just a game anyway. 72 00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:36,487 Holo-training can never replace real-world training. 73 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:41,873 Uh... nice holo-avatar, Chief? 74 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,510 The holo-room has been hacked! 75 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:45,366 Talon is trying to block my avatar! 76 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:49,464 He's created a holo-world, 77 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,380 in which you three are now trapped! 78 00:03:52,003 --> 00:03:53,763 You must shut down his evil scheme, 79 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:55,006 but carefully! 80 00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:59,008 MAD's sim-program is eerily real. 81 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:07,439 Looks like whatever world Talon's coded... 82 00:04:07,476 --> 00:04:09,136 he's still building it. 83 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:11,186 Who knows what he's got planned for us. 84 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,610 HOPSCOTCH! 85 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:15,358 Whatever computer game MAD is up to, we have to win! 86 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:16,817 [VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]. 87 00:04:16,861 --> 00:04:18,241 [SIGHS] 88 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,409 Uncle Gadget's not taking this holo-danger seriously. 89 00:04:21,449 --> 00:04:23,699 I can hold my own in any sim-enviroment, 90 00:04:23,743 --> 00:04:26,163 But he's a bit too, uh... 91 00:04:26,203 --> 00:04:27,543 [WHISTLES] 92 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:30,460 I was thinking: "old-fashioned." 93 00:04:30,499 --> 00:04:31,669 We better keep our eyes... 94 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,999 PENNY! WELCOME TO... THE MADTRIX! 95 00:04:35,046 --> 00:04:38,166 JUST SO YOU DON'T FEEL HOMESICK... 96 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:43,845 I can't believe Talon programmed this whole thing! 97 00:04:43,888 --> 00:04:46,468 It's almost as big as his massive ego! 98 00:04:47,391 --> 00:04:49,231 Speaking of massive egos... 99 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:52,345 If I know Talon, 100 00:04:52,396 --> 00:04:54,396 that's where he's keeping the source code 101 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,730 for this whole program. 102 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,735 Brain! I'm gonna shut this MADtrix down. I- 103 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:58,777 [GLITCH] 104 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,110 ...Brain? 105 00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:01,154 Brain? 106 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:03,405 [LOUD BARK] - Whoa! 107 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:08,369 Uh, yeah. Nice holo-avatar, Brain. 108 00:05:08,412 --> 00:05:10,012 Now keep an eye on Uncle Gadget! 109 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:11,847 [BARKS] 110 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:22,467 Remind me not to get Talon to decorate my house. 111 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:25,644 Maybe you'd prefer something in a winter motif? 112 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,480 It just got better. 113 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:32,348 I removed the MADtrix's safety protocols! 114 00:05:32,394 --> 00:05:34,614 Now, whatever happens to you INSIDE it... 115 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:36,437 happens to you for real! 116 00:05:36,774 --> 00:05:39,904 So... your head is going to stay that huge forever? 117 00:05:39,944 --> 00:05:41,544 Ow! 118 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,606 [SCREAMS]! 119 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:46,408 [HOWLS] 120 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,830 Okay. That's hot. Like, really hot... 121 00:05:49,495 --> 00:05:51,495 This is not good for Uncle Gadget. 122 00:05:51,539 --> 00:05:53,829 I'd be more worried... about you. 123 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:55,933 [SCREAMS!] 124 00:05:58,295 --> 00:06:00,455 [LAUGHS] 125 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,492 [CHUCKLES] 126 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:16,484 Hey! Shoo! Wild holo-dog! Shoo! 127 00:06:17,815 --> 00:06:21,355 Wait... that expression! 128 00:06:21,402 --> 00:06:23,742 One that no real dog would have! 129 00:06:23,779 --> 00:06:27,159 Of course! You must be my GAME-GUIDE! 130 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:29,413 Oh wise one, 131 00:06:29,451 --> 00:06:31,371 show me how to get more points than MAD 132 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:34,082 and win the game for HQ! 133 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,092 [SIGHS]. 134 00:06:37,459 --> 00:06:38,629 [RINGING] 135 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:41,169 Brain! Red Alert! Very red alert! 136 00:06:41,214 --> 00:06:42,514 Everything that happens to us 137 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:44,838 in the MADtrix happens to us for real! 138 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:49,612 [VROOOOM] 139 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:52,640 Oooohh... that was close. 140 00:06:52,683 --> 00:06:54,483 I better start collecting some extra lives! 141 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,063 [FEARFUL YELP] 142 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:59,355 Who set your skill level to Nervous-nellie? 143 00:06:59,398 --> 00:07:01,858 Let go! I wanna win this level! 144 00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:04,001 Go Go Gadget Handcuffs! 145 00:07:04,486 --> 00:07:06,086 [BANG-CRUMBLE] 146 00:07:08,032 --> 00:07:10,622 Now! Off to find some holo-power-ups. 147 00:07:13,412 --> 00:07:15,542 You won't get the real MADtrix experience... 148 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:17,371 by hanging around. 149 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:19,213 [SIGH] 150 00:07:19,252 --> 00:07:21,462 Sorry, my pun programming isn't fully online yet... 151 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,546 You may be the only one of us 152 00:07:26,592 --> 00:07:28,262 with a weird floating head, 153 00:07:28,302 --> 00:07:30,972 but you're not the only one with mad cyber-skillz! 154 00:07:31,388 --> 00:07:32,558 What are you doing? 155 00:07:32,598 --> 00:07:34,198 I don't like this! 156 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:39,475 [SPITS] Hey! No hacking in the MADtrix! 157 00:07:39,521 --> 00:07:41,941 [WAVES ROAR] 158 00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:51,799 [BRAKES GRIND] 159 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:53,451 I know this sim! 160 00:07:53,494 --> 00:07:55,334 Big mistake Talon, I... 161 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:58,670 uh, what's with the get-up? 162 00:07:58,707 --> 00:08:00,497 Easy... we're on the moon! 163 00:08:03,254 --> 00:08:04,344 [GASPING!] 164 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:07,129 Boy... I... miss... oxygen! 165 00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:10,295 Even... if it's... only... 166 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,854 holo-oxygen! 167 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:13,057 [GASP]! 168 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:15,808 You could say I... took your breath away. 169 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:19,440 BAM! Pun programming, online. 170 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:21,859 Everyone knows bonus points are 171 00:08:21,897 --> 00:08:23,817 the key to winning any game! 172 00:08:23,858 --> 00:08:27,238 [VIDEO GAME SOUNDS] 173 00:08:28,904 --> 00:08:30,504 [old man noises] 174 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:37,428 [YELLS!] 175 00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:45,337 See, game-guide? Everything's fine! 176 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:49,264 [ZAPP!] 177 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:55,352 [WHIMPERS] 178 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:59,059 Wowsers! We can see the whole holo world! 179 00:08:59,476 --> 00:09:01,306 [CRACK] 180 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:03,274 The game even sounds real! 181 00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,484 [GASPING] 182 00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:08,125 [INHALES] 183 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:10,962 Much better. 184 00:09:10,988 --> 00:09:14,118 Alright, Talon. I'm done Sim-Playing! 185 00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:17,912 I'm taking this hack battle to the source. 186 00:09:18,495 --> 00:09:20,325 You think you can beat me at my own hack? 187 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:21,373 [LAUGHS] 188 00:09:21,374 --> 00:09:22,424 What? 189 00:09:22,457 --> 00:09:25,457 Encryption software? No fair! 190 00:09:25,836 --> 00:09:27,436 [CHUCKLES OMINOUSLY] 191 00:09:30,007 --> 00:09:32,507 Ahhh... isn't this relaxing!? 192 00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:34,485 [YELP] 193 00:09:36,972 --> 00:09:38,022 Yeah! 194 00:09:38,057 --> 00:09:39,517 That's what this game is missing: 195 00:09:39,558 --> 00:09:41,638 a wild gadget-copter ride! 196 00:09:44,021 --> 00:09:46,361 Time to prove computer technology has a place 197 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,029 in MAD's schemes! 198 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:51,027 By deleting Inspector Gadget! 199 00:09:51,445 --> 00:09:52,445 Come on, Talon. 200 00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:54,087 Do you really wanna do this? 201 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,405 Yes, as a matter of fact I do. 202 00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:01,261 [WHOOSH] 203 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,642 I know just how to deal with this. 204 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:08,435 Go Go Gadget Jet Pack. 205 00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:15,759 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 206 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:17,945 [SCREECH] 207 00:10:18,055 --> 00:10:20,465 Ha ha! This is holo-priceless! 208 00:10:20,515 --> 00:10:21,765 Those Gadget-seeking missiles 209 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,769 are gonna end this once and for all! 210 00:10:24,353 --> 00:10:26,233 Excuse me? Game-master? 211 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:27,902 Can you direct me to the holo-restrooms? 212 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:29,565 Uh... 213 00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:30,686 [SHHHOOOM!] 214 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,614 No! MADtrix: Delete source code building! 215 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:33,653 Change location! 216 00:10:33,695 --> 00:10:35,295 Shut down missile programs! 217 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:37,464 Do anything! 218 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:40,293 Looks like your coding is too real 219 00:10:40,328 --> 00:10:42,828 for even you to handle, Talon. 220 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:46,289 Now to get us to a safe place to watch the destruction. 221 00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,254 I know just the place! 222 00:10:50,587 --> 00:10:52,187 That's my cue to leave... 223 00:10:58,512 --> 00:10:59,552 Congratulations Gadget! 224 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:02,056 You shut down Talon's MADtrix program! 225 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:04,189 MAD's got nothing on my high score! 226 00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:05,346 Let's play again! 227 00:11:05,394 --> 00:11:06,994 No! 228 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,436 You know what, Talon? 229 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,322 You were right. 230 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:12,489 I was? 231 00:11:12,525 --> 00:11:16,315 Yes. Maybe computers do have their uses. 232 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:19,204 [EVIL LAUGH] 233 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:20,871 [SCREAMS] 234 00:11:21,452 --> 00:11:23,582 Next time, Gadget! Next time! 235 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:32,748 Why do you keep choosing evil lairs 236 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:34,396 with such extreme environments: 237 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:37,593 Glaciers, volcanoes, the core of THE SUN!? 238 00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:39,304 Have you truly learned nothing 239 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,305 about being an evil villain? 240 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:43,387 Soon we begin a plan that will finally 241 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:45,932 annihilate Gadget forever. 242 00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,516 Now we're talking! 243 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,600 So what's it gonna be: 244 00:11:48,645 --> 00:11:51,395 Micro-bomb, lethal virus, 245 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,110 dropping a large rock on him? 246 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,690 We will rid the world of Gadget, 247 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:57,645 via the most dangerous thing in the world: 248 00:11:57,696 --> 00:12:00,366 A Japanese Game Show. 249 00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,299 I give up... 250 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:06,461 MADcat will be host and you will control 251 00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:08,957 MADcat's robo-host body. 252 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,249 You know she's a cat right? 253 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,342 I should do it. 254 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,587 I'm the perfect TV host! 255 00:12:13,628 --> 00:12:16,338 You're lucky I even let you watch television. 256 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,632 MADcat will be host. 257 00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:19,474 You can translate for her. 258 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,760 Hello. 259 00:12:20,802 --> 00:12:22,222 [SPEAKER] HELLO. 260 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,863 Perfect... 261 00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:33,317 Medical Professional? 262 00:12:33,357 --> 00:12:35,777 Oh! Oh! Grape fruit scrutinizer? 263 00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:38,322 Doctor? 264 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:40,242 Doctor! Next word? 265 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:44,332 Dr. Hand? Dr. Spaghettipants? 266 00:12:44,368 --> 00:12:46,498 No... Meatball dance party. 267 00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:47,577 Dr. Claw! 268 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,710 Arrf! 269 00:12:48,747 --> 00:12:49,867 Wowsers! 270 00:12:49,915 --> 00:12:51,475 I love charades almost as much as I love 271 00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:53,127 inspector gadgeting. 272 00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:55,748 Looks like it's my turn. Go Go Gadget Charader! 273 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,130 [POOF!] 274 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,809 Stumped you! It was the leaning tower of Pisa! 275 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,310 GADGET! 276 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:08,849 Chief! Are you on my team? 277 00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,352 Ahh! 278 00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:11,564 We received an invitation for 279 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:13,444 our top agent to be a contestant 280 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,321 on the new Japanese game show: 281 00:13:15,357 --> 00:13:17,937 Extreme Happy Challenge Danger Show. 282 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:21,695 That's amazing! I'm very popular in Japan, you know! 283 00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,568 Gadget, you're our best agent, 284 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,406 so make us proud. 285 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,201 This invitation will self-destruct. 286 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,500 You can count on us, Chief. 287 00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:31,867 [BOOM] 288 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:33,285 Toasted marshmallow! 289 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,374 You never told me you knew advanced charades, Chief. 290 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,018 [DIZZY GROAN] 291 00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:44,545 Wow. Tokyo. 292 00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:48,465 Home of rampaging lizard monsters. I love it! 293 00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,439 Hmm. That host looks familiar. 294 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,267 Something smells fishy. 295 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,022 That's just squid-yakitori. 296 00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:56,663 Can't get enough! 297 00:13:57,399 --> 00:13:58,939 Better save some for later. 298 00:13:58,984 --> 00:14:00,584 Let's get to the show. 299 00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:02,735 I watch a lot of game shows, 300 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,319 so I can give you pointers. 301 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,615 Always, buy a vowel. 302 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:06,938 Answer in the form of a question. 303 00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:09,077 And remember, no whammy's no matter what. 304 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,719 Go Go Gadget Whammy! 305 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,330 See? Whammys are always bad. 306 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:17,253 You're welcome. 307 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,574 There's something not right here. 308 00:14:18,598 --> 00:14:20,086 It's feeling a little MAD-y. 309 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,590 [ARRR-ARF] 310 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:22,912 Keep a close eye on Uncle Gadget. 311 00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:24,524 I'm gonna snoop around. 312 00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:26,537 Looks like my niece is going to get 313 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,521 good seats in the live audience. 314 00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:35,535 Hmm, you suddenly look shorter. 315 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,363 Or maybe I suddenly got taller. 316 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,858 Either way, may the best contestant win. 317 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:44,149 Begin the show and remember, 318 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,446 just follow my script... 319 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,660 I worked really hard on it. 320 00:14:49,451 --> 00:14:51,331 You didn't lose the script did you? 321 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,970 Hmm... 322 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,325 [GRUMBLES] 323 00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:02,013 No, I totally have it in my hand right now! 324 00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:07,296 Now, please, let me direct. Lights! Camera! 325 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,820 ACTION! 326 00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:12,102 [CHEERING CROWD] 327 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,100 Welcome to EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW. 328 00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:17,852 Please welcome your host a-Catmad McRealguy-San. 329 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:20,979 [MEOWS] 330 00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,024 [CROWD GASPS] 331 00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:23,145 I'm sorry, 332 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:24,713 I don't speak that dialect of Japanese. 333 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,200 Must be from a coastal region. 334 00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:28,738 Ughhh! The first competition is called... 335 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,622 ...Danger Sushi Eat 336 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,370 More Bad Stomach Indigestion FUN Hurt Much. 337 00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:34,712 Eat all sushi before you are 338 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:37,497 lit up by hot breath of Master Kaiju. 339 00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:43,208 Go Go Gadget Thermometer. 340 00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:51,219 That sushi is practically raw! 341 00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:52,893 Sushi is supposed to be raw! 342 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,231 One moment. Go Go Gadget Oven Gloves. 343 00:15:57,852 --> 00:15:58,852 [MEOW!] 344 00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:00,495 Off, off, OFF!!! 345 00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:06,318 Mmm. Extra-Well-Done, Go Go Gadget Sushi Eater. 346 00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:11,582 [BURPS] 347 00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:14,155 Now that's what I call good sushi. 348 00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:16,542 Congratulations, contestant-sans. 349 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:22,000 But the next round will be... killer. 350 00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:25,093 I know MAD is up to something, but what!? 351 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:29,720 Hmm. The shooting script for the game show! 352 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,930 EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW 353 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,720 created by Dr. Claw! 354 00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,305 Produced by MAD!!! 355 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,099 Hosted by MADcat!!!! 356 00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:39,436 Well, At least I'll know what's in store. 357 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:41,477 [GASP] 358 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,402 I've got to stop this game show! 359 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:45,359 First you have to get through me! 360 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:49,628 I can do that! 361 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:54,369 Welcome to the next challenge. Called: 362 00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:58,369 The Move Painful Wall Laugh Bone Smash Happy Hole. 363 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,373 If you don't make it through 364 00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:02,495 the assigned hole in each wall, 365 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,043 you will be crushed into tiny bits. 366 00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,885 The first contestant to ring the bell wins... 367 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,760 umm... points. 368 00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:09,128 How many points? 369 00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:11,014 It doesn't matter. A billion. 370 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:13,011 Easy. Peasy. Gadget squeeze-y. 371 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,385 [MACHINES GRINDING] 372 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,317 Go Go Gadget Shape Fitters! 373 00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:28,041 [ZAP] 374 00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,503 Go Go Gadget Contortion-thingy! 375 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:36,831 [ZOOOM!] 376 00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:49,212 Excuse me ma'am, have you seen a little girl run by? 377 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:50,514 ...No. 378 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:51,679 Oh well that's OK. 379 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,357 Would you like to go for coffee some time? 380 00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:54,381 Or maybe a movie? 381 00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:56,806 No... thank you. 382 00:17:57,681 --> 00:17:59,281 [SAD TROMBONE] 383 00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:01,992 That was close. 384 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:06,475 It's really helpful 385 00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,323 that MAD puts their logo on everything. 386 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:09,478 The bell is so close! 387 00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:12,316 Can our contestants-sans survive? 388 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:18,291 Man, they're getting through all the holes. 389 00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:20,366 Well, let's see them get through this one. 390 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,753 Hmm, this one's a bit of a thinker! 391 00:18:27,878 --> 00:18:29,998 Go Go Gadget Wall Demolisher! 392 00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:31,336 [POOF] 393 00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,761 Not what I had in mind.... 394 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,840 [POP!] 395 00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,484 Whaaaa! 396 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,700 Looks like we both got here at the same time, fellow competitor. 397 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:40,724 We'll call it a tie. 398 00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:41,846 [DING DING DING] 399 00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:43,492 A tie it is. And that means... 400 00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:44,558 sudden death... 401 00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,523 in the TASTY NICE POISON CHOP STICK 402 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:49,113 FLYING SILLY DANCE OUCH GAUNTLET. 403 00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:50,149 [SIGH] 404 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,350 Heh, he may have gotten through 405 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,609 the first two challenges, 406 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,993 but there is no way he'll survive the third. 407 00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:56,699 Talon! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! 408 00:18:57,365 --> 00:18:59,325 This isn't anything like I planned. 409 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,117 What's with all the dogs? 410 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,461 Dogs?! What channel are you on? 411 00:19:03,497 --> 00:19:05,097 Umm. Wait. 412 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,287 Ooh. Ooh. I got it! 413 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,549 Stop messing with my channels, Talon. 414 00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:12,417 Okay! Back to work. 415 00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,764 I love working alone. 416 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:17,549 Allows me to practice my singing: La La LA LA... 417 00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:19,986 [HOLDS IN LAUGHTER] 418 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,434 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 419 00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:24,074 ...La la la. Oh! Hey, we're back on. 420 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,480 The next challenge is simple. 421 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:28,399 All you have to do is ring that bell. 422 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:30,358 ...and not get crushed or poisoned 423 00:19:30,398 --> 00:19:31,998 or fall and go splat. 424 00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:33,527 Sounds fair. 425 00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:37,608 Oh?! You forfeit? Looks like I win. 426 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,156 You both win. 427 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:40,369 How nice. 428 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,998 Both win a lifetime supply of DESTRUCTION! 429 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,330 It's really hard to see in here 430 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,995 with all these things flying around! 431 00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,643 Go Go Gadget Radar! 432 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,173 [PANIC] 433 00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,377 Ooh. Charades!? 434 00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,025 That's my favorite game. 435 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:00,929 Okay? 436 00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:02,261 Leave?! No? 437 00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:03,765 Walk away? 438 00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:05,407 Go? 439 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:08,410 My turn. Go Go Gadget Charader! 440 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,335 [BELL RINGS] 441 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:19,361 Stumped you! It was The Sound of Music! 442 00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:21,993 Fine! We'll do it the easy way! 443 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:27,459 Ooh, is this the blender we both win? 444 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,097 It's very modern. 445 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,378 Sorry Talon, show's over! 446 00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,001 Let go! 447 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,646 You let go! 448 00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:37,514 Oh you want to play, charades too? 449 00:20:37,549 --> 00:20:38,759 Best game show ever. 450 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,640 You're a... cat, in a robotic suit! 451 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,390 Evil villain hench pet! 452 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:47,390 Oh I know, you're a watermelon! 453 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:49,034 [BOOM!] 454 00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,774 I know! You're a crazy robot! 455 00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:54,269 [DING]! 456 00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:56,355 I win charades again! What's my prize!? 457 00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:59,448 A niece!? Best prize ever! 458 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:01,821 Oh no! 459 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,275 The host seems really upset 460 00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:04,334 that he lost charades. 461 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,157 Here, take this consolation prize. 462 00:21:07,746 --> 00:21:09,346 [SIZZLES & SCREAMS] 463 00:21:19,173 --> 00:21:21,473 Wowsers, that host really knows how to make an exit. 464 00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:24,047 Sorry I'm late I was... WOW! 465 00:21:24,512 --> 00:21:26,472 What happened here? 466 00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:30,394 Well, it turns out that the game show was actually... 467 00:21:30,435 --> 00:21:33,055 ...MAD and Gadget single handedly went on a mission 468 00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,305 to defeat them!? 469 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,975 If by mission you mean game show, 470 00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:39,404 then to you I say arigato! 471 00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:43,409 No way. I am not doing it. 472 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:44,868 I did it last time! 473 00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:45,908 [MEOWS] 474 00:21:45,909 --> 00:21:47,369 Well, someone's gotta tell him 475 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:48,950 he's watching the wrong channel. 476 00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,366 SO CLOSE TO GETTING GADGET! 477 00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,924 As soon as this Roast Chicken is done!! 31459

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