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The elderly and handicapped need ...
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The parliamentary election
may end in political chaos ...
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According to the latest polls ...
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Welcome to "Politics To day."
The Progress Party has ...
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MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN CHINA
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The government party
has lost five points ...
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The election won't be easy
this year, Lasse.
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I've always voted Labor,
just like my dad.
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But Right is such a nice word.
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Easy to pronounce.
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The right-hand turn
is easiest, after all.
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But you can't vote for a party
just because it's easy to pronounce.
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And the Left
has moved so far to the right-
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- that you can't really
call them Left anymore.
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And the Center Party? Who am I
to stand in the way of progress?
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You can't stop filling the tank
when it's only half-full.
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The Socialist Left is hopeless,
but they do have some good ideas.
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And the Progress Party
actually isn't that bad either.
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The Christian People's Party.
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You can be damn sure
I won't vote for them!
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-What do you say, Lasse?
-I have other plans for tomorrow.
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BACK SOON
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Most People Change
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-I like sky blue.
-I have two potential boat partners.
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A light color.
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-Royal blue, maybe?
-Wooden boats take a lot of work.
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And we need heating cables.
I hate cold floors.
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It's too warm in here.
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But they say softer colors are better
in large bathrooms.
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Maybe we can sail to Denmark
this summer?
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Then again, marble looks nice
with blue tiles.
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Checkered tiles on the floor ...
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Want to go for a swim?
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A swim?
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Go right ahead.
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Are you up for a swim, August?
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What the hell?
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Cecilie?
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Cecilie?
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Cecilie?
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Hello?
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I just went for a swim,
and my clothes were ...
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You have to call the police.
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Do you have a phone?
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Outside.
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Thanks.
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Give me my jacket!
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It's him!
He's the one that took my clothes!
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Are you all right?
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Easy now!
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How about coral blue?
Wouldn't that be elegant?
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Maybe it's just the name.
Coral blue sounds so exotic.
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But a light color
would probably be best ...
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Hi.
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Another package?
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This one is huge.
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-Bye!
-Bye.
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Some People Miss Home
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This is a great location. If ever
a waterfall could sell a deodorant ...
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I just got another call.
Talk to you later.
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Hello?
Hi!
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Let me check.
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We need fresh asparagus.
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And eggplant.
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I'll be home well before that.
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I just got hungry.
I need something right now.
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I love you too.
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Are these fresh?
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They're good until Tuesday.
Were packed last night.
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Hello?
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No way!
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-I'm having guests. I can't!
-Want me to heat it up?
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Do I have to go up there
just because the client ...
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But I found a waterfall!
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Arild's parents are coming to dinner
and I head to Stockholm tomorrow.
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I would have heard about
that waterfall. Send someone else.
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Around nine.
I'll be home by nine.
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Dammit, can't you receive them
without me? They're your parents!
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OK.
Bye.
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Help me!
That cow ate my Communicator.
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My cellphone.
It ate my cellphone.
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You want us to try to pull it out?
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It can't have come far.
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-Was it waterproof?
-Huh?
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-Was your Communicator waterproof?
-I don't know. But I have to have it.
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A cow has four stomachs.
Figure 3-4 hours per stomach ...
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It should be out again
around this time tomorrow.
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I can't wait till tomorrow.
I have to have it now!
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This is the cow!
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No it isn't!
It's a different one!
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I'm hungry.
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Where am I?
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You're home.
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I can take over.
You go eat lunch.
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Hi.
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Has another package come in?
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-A long one.
-I can check.
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-Bye!
-Bye.
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As much as I want.
Bread, butter, cookies, chocolate ...
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Thank you, God, for listening to me.
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Thank you for my pants and shoes.
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Thank you, God.
I will never forget to thank you.
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Want me to drive?
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Why don't you relax?
We're in Norway now.
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He's so cute when he's asleep.
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Most People Want Family
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Is that everything?
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No, I think ...
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Let me have a lighter.
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Torill?
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Line?
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Line?
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Did you let him out?
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Ilie?
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Ilie?
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Ilie!
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-Have you seen a young boy?
-How old?
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-Seven.
-Eight.
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He has to be here somewhere.
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Unless someone has taken him.
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Did you see that man in there
who bought all that candy?
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-We have to call the police!
-What should we tell them?
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-We're going to lose him.
-We've already lost him!
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Hello?
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I just wanted a cigarette.
I thought he was asleep.
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We should never have done this.
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What do you mean?
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Just that!
We can't take care of him.
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-Have you searched everywhere?
-He's nowhere.
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-What kind of a car was it?
-Blue.
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-How old is the boy?
-Eight.
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-And his name?
-Ilie.
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Ilie?
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Like the Romanian tennis player.
Nastase.
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And his last name?
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We were passing through Romania
on our way from Italy ...
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He kept following us. He chose us,
in a sense. We couldn't leave him.
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We have contacted a lawyer,
and we have some documents ...
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-You brought him from Romania?
-Once the paperwork is ...
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We couldn't leave him there
on the street. He would die.
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He doesn't care
that we're two women.
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Excuse me.
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Ilie, honey!
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-Is he OK?
-Yes, I think so.
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He hasn't said a word.
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I drove off, and suddenly
I saw him in the rearview mirror.
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He ruined my cake, by the way.
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Which one of you is his mother?
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-I am.
-I am.
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I mean ...
I guess I'm the father.
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In a sense.
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How can I regain control?
I always end up in back.
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And how about love?
Can you push love?
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Most People Need Company
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I packed my trunk with ... C.
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Competition, capital, cashflow.
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Companion ... crackers ...?
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This is too much.
We agreed never to go there.
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They are our competitors!
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They were , Albert.
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Competitor, creditor, corruption,
corrosion, collision, crone ...
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Is anyone here?
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Hello?
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These damn people! They may have
condoms and dog biscuits, -
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- but can they help you
when your car breaks down? No!
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I just said it to his face:
I don't love you anymore.
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I sensed it when he kissed me.
Be better off kissing a two-by-four.
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-What's going on?
-There's no one there.
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-Sure there is.
-Help me open the hood.
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Should you say
what you think?
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-Where's the coil?
-I have no idea.
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There is no coil here.
What's the problem?
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I can't get it started.
It just coughs.
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-Let me hear.
-You know anything about engines?
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He wants me to be honest.
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Am I too honest?
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-What do you think?
-You have any spare sparkplugs?
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There's no spark.
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-He doesn't turn me on.
-Sex is important.
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To begin with my heart pounded
at the sight of him.
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-You have to listen to your engine.
-Where's the oil pump?
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Down here. It leads the oil
into the lubricant channels.
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It cleans out dust and soot
and passes through the filter ...
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-I don't know why it didn't work out.
-You're all set.
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I still think he's the one for me.
Theoretically.
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No, it isn't easy.
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Easy?
Is it supposed to be easy?
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An engine can't run without oil.
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But clean the plugs,
and you can fire it up again.
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I'm very fond of him.
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It's impossible
to be in love the entire time.
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My God,
are you still in your pajamas?
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-Hang on.
-Who wants a caffe latte?
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This will keep you warm.
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Not bad, huh?
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Here's a caffe latte.
Hope you like it.
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Thank you.
You can fire up the engine now.
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-Are you going to dump him?
-No, I'm going to adapt.
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Come on, girls!
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-Bye.
-Thanks for the help.
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Have a nice trip!
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Hello?
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Lasse?
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00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,749
Hello?
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This is a Tiger Moth!
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Look what I found.
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-Aren't you going to open it?
-Sure.
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Where did you get this?
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My dad bought it when I was a kid.
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It was a pile of junk,
but we started working on it.
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We worked on it
every spare hour dad had.
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Even on Christmas Eve.
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Can I sit in it?
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Sure, but don't touch anything.
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Wow!
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That's the passenger seat.
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Some People Are Blind
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-Want to buy a lottery ticket?
-Maybe I will.
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What does the money go to?
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Some of it is for blind kids in Africa.
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Some is so that I can get a guide dog.
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So I don't walk into walls
all the time.
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I'm sorry.
I'll buy a couple.
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-How much are they?
-50 kroner.
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50 kroner?
Isn't that a little steep?
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Fine. 5.50 per ticket,
or four tickets for 20 kroner.
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There you go.
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I'll take four.
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-Did I win?
-No.
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-How about this one?
-No.
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-This one?
-No.
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-How about this one?
-No.
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Well, well.
Good luck!
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Want to buy a lottery ticket?
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00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,436
Want to buy a lottery ticket?
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-Can I win?
-Sure.
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Nothing.
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Not a thing!
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I've had enough of this, Tarald.
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You can pack up.
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-How much do we have?
-Let's see.
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200, 320 ...
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20, 40, 60, 80 ...
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453 kroner.
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Thank you.
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Wasn't that money
for blind kids in Africa?
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-No point. It would just disappear.
-You said you were sending it.
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There's no point. Africa's a mess.
Right, Tarald?
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I hear it's pretty messy down there.
250
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I didn't give you money
so you could buy candy.
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-How many tickets did you buy?
-Three.
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-You can have your money back.
-What about the others?
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They aren't here, are they?
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00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,835
No, but most people
don't like being tricked.
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Most people live in China.
Right, Tarald?
256
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,754
That's what dad says.
257
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,038
What about
all the blind kids in Africa?
258
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:49,991
Even if they had been here,
they wouldn't have seen anything.
259
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,631
-You think they're happy down there?
-I know they're warm.
260
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,317
It isn't their fault
they were born in Africa.
261
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,719
It isn't my fault I was born here.
And I'm as blind as they are.
262
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:13,194
And what good would it do to send
453 kroner down to millions of kids?
263
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:18,115
453 divided by millions ...
You do the math.
264
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:24,637
-I don't know what to say.
-Why don't you just do your job?
265
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,872
There.
That's all you can afford.
266
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,838
This is more than enough.
267
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,871
That's right. Tarald wants
to get dad a birthday present.
268
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:49,512
You'll have to put back
the big milk chocolate, Tarald.
269
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:04,189
-What did you want to get your dad?
-Something for his car, right?
270
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,872
Something for 30 kroner?
I don't know ...
271
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,393
-Gas.
-Gas?
272
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,549
We'll take gas.
273
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,910
This will make dad happy, Tarald.
274
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,636
That makes 450 kroner.
You get 3 kroner back.
275
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,879
Happy now?
276
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,554
Strange.
277
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,194
What's the problem?
278
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:58,511
I think I'm going to
have to refer you to a specialist.
279
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,509
So I can't drive home?
280
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,231
Drive? Are you crazy?
You can't see a thing.
281
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,315
Lasse?
282
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,829
Hi, Lasse.
283
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,960
Lasse?
284
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,798
We don't have all day!
285
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,555
Most People Need Love
286
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,794
There's a cow here.
287
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,794
A cow.
288
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,551
Hurry up! I was only paid
to baby-sit you for two hours.
289
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:51,156
This is the last time.
I've told you a hundred times before:
290
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,914
No cups on my dashboard!
291
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,115
I want clean surfaces.
A good design.
292
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,989
She's here today too.
293
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,594
FREE CAR WASH
if we forget to ask
294
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,435
And today we're going to trick her.
295
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,471
Mommy!
296
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:06,554
-You want anything?
-Nice surfaces. Good design.
297
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,751
Those are nice too.
Your uniforms, I mean.
298
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,238
You know what else is nice?
Your latest campaign.
299
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,315
A hot dog with relish,
a large soda, and a muffin.
300
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,514
I'll take one of those.
301
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:34,398
You think you've figured
our campaigns out?
302
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,388
Think you save money?
303
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,440
Cool.
A suction cup.
304
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,430
What the hell is that?
305
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:56,913
A coffee cup. It keeps
your coffee warm, and it's on sale.
306
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:05,229
You'll have to excuse my buddy.
He's not into design, clean surfaces.
307
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:12,516
He cares more about little toys from
Japan. Poke... Pok e-your-mom ...
308
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,797
Pokémon!
This is Pikachu.
309
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,593
The thing is,
what many people don't know ...
310
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,316
They think he's this cuddly,
sweet little character.
311
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:30,349
But actually
he has special, magical abilities.
312
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,479
He has gone through
three stages of training.
313
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,110
Kind of ...
Kind of like me.
314
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,394
What am I doing?
315
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:50,714
Hate to mess up a place
that's into such nice ... design.
316
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,913
You know what they do here?
They take advantage of people.
317
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,590
And make me
serve customers like you.
318
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,556
That's the magic.
Stage two.
319
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,037
It looks like you have to pay.
I'm broke.
320
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,033
You're broke every time.
321
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,954
Isn't he cute?
322
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,590
Don't do it, Finn.
It isn't fair.
323
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,036
Why do you care about him?
324
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:21,354
To understand injustice, you
have to identify with the exploited.
325
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,992
I's called empathy. Something
I'm sure you've never heard of.
326
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,997
What the chick
with the nice tits means, -
327
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,948
- is that you have be stupid
to understand an idiot.
328
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,556
Mess with him one more time, and ...
329
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,754
Just pay and leave.
150 kroner.
330
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,668
Don't pay for him.
331
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,108
FREE CAR WASH
if we forget to ask
332
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,035
You forgot.
333
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:45,239
Finn tried to make a move
on that mulatto Negro chick.
334
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,588
Yeah, great body.
335
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:55,236
I got pissed, so I sent him through
the car wash. He's in there crying.
336
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,318
Hi.
337
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,596
Hi, it's you.
338
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,160
Your cup.
339
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,839
Is this the third stage?
340
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,195
Does something magic happen now?
341
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,874
I don't know.
342
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,830
He looks like a Playmo character.
Flat hair.
343
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:10,310
No, I don't think he'll ever look like
he's just been fucked. Bye.
344
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,439
-Get out.
-Hey there!
345
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,756
Do your eyes hurt?
346
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,230
No.
347
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,313
How's the Tiger Moth?
348
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,193
Almost done.
349
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,829
Lasse?
350
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:13,029
A friend of mine just taught me a
new recipe. Want to come to dinner?
351
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,474
Chinese.
352
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,069
Lasse?
353
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,629
Lasse?
354
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:57,195
Some People Are Lost
355
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,437
You've never been
to my job before, Martin.
356
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,190
-I was looking for you.
-Poor you.
357
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,031
-Where were you?
-At work.
358
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,590
I was there.
They said you had taken the day off.
359
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,191
They say so many strange things.
360
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,634
-Ever met any of my colleagues?
-No.
361
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,393
One is a patient of yours.
362
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,277
A young boy with a tattooed neck.
363
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,629
I don't know him.
364
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,509
Do you know my name?
365
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,795
Your name?
366
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,111
-Tuva.
-Right. Tuva.
367
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,920
I was there.
I thought I'd surprise you. Please you.
368
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,553
How long have we been married?
369
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,119
I wanted to surprise you.
370
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:39,109
You've never been to my job before.
371
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,512
-Where are you headed?
-Fredrikstad.
372
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,156
To your cabin?
373
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,391
Yes, actually.
374
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:35,156
Where a mistress 15 years younger
than you, awaits you.
375
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:41,039
-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a doctor.
376
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:46,718
Doctors are the most self-absorbed
ass-kissers around.
377
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,313
I work with AIDS patients,
so I don't kiss many asses.
378
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,400
-How old are you?
-18.
379
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:04,516
-What are you laughing at?
-Was I laughing?
380
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,148
I was just thinking about being 18.
381
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,074
-What about it?
-It's cute.
382
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,515
Cute?
383
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,272
-My dad's a doctor.
-Excuse me?
384
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,715
And an idiot.
385
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,438
My father was also a doctor.
386
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,593
We he also a self-righteous,
reactionary idiot?
387
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:58,151
I don't know.
He was very sick to ward the end.
388
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,872
Every one gets sick in this society.
389
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:08,309
Why bother being a doctor?
Why not try helping society instead?
390
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,309
No thanks.
391
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:22,153
-Do you have a girlfriend?
-Why do you ask?
392
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,355
What's her name?
393
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,240
-Tuva.
-Tuva?
394
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,194
What about her?
395
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:39,036
Are you sure she's right for you?
That you're right for her?
396
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,153
There's nothing I can do.
397
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,117
How did you get like this?
You don't believe in anything.
398
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:36,638
What do you know?
Don't start getting any ideas!
399
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:42,592
-Think you can perform noble deeds?
-At least I haven't given up.
400
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,433
Don't make me laugh.
401
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,714
What the hell is the meaning of this?
402
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,355
Martin?
403
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,956
Try not to ...
404
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,148
What?
405
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,354
... steal my car.
406
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:37,354
Most People Don't Care
407
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,593
They provided force and power
408
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:46,078
When battling day and night
409
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,637
Victory will follow our banners!
410
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,588
Workers of the world - unite!
411
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,359
Hi.
Long time no see.
412
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:23,268
-Are you all here?
-We lost a few over the winter.
413
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,358
-So I heard. Torbjørn?
-Yes.
414
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,151
-Prostate?
-Yes. And Henrik.
415
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,476
Henrik too?
416
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,956
Yes.
Overnight.
417
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,918
-And Reidar.
-Reidar too?
418
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,438
And Gunnar and Hans and ...
419
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,471
-Halvdan passed on at Christmas.
-He was just a kid.
420
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,870
82.
421
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,235
What is it they say?
422
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,994
Only the good die young.
423
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,029
That's right ...
I'll have a green one.
424
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,316
I have it right here.
425
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,439
-Is that the right one?
-Yes. Here you go.
426
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,393
-Bye.
-Have a nice trip!
427
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,715
... young and filled with hunger
428
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:34,033
Slaved on other men's soil
429
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,829
Without a word - but no longer!
430
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:42,113
A winter without mercy
431
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:46,193
Covered our naked land.
432
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,758
Then a new spring dawned
433
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:54,913
For both woman and man.
434
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,598
There was a time when men,
435
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,309
Young and filled with hunger,
436
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,799
Slaved on other men's soil
437
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,271
Without a word - but no longer!
438
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:15,749
A winter without mercy
439
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,748
Covered our naked land.
440
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,948
Then a new spring dawned
441
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:27,829
For both woman and man!
442
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,269
Hello?
443
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,595
You've been standing there
a half-hour, Bjørn.
444
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,878
You'd think I'd been drinking
powdered milk.
445
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,390
Hello?
446
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,314
Help!
447
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,194
Hello?
448
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,711
Shit!
449
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,359
Hello!
450
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,795
-Are you all right?
-I'm sinking.
451
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,918
-Sinking?
-Yes, I'm sinking.
452
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:46,435
-It seems firmer here.
-Hang on. We're coming!
453
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,196
Thank you!
454
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,631
Don't mention it.
455
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,439
-Bye.
-Bye!
456
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,913
-Cute girl.
-She sure was.
457
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,639
It feels good
to be able to help someone.
458
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,313
Say what?
459
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:56,156
He said: It feels good
to be able to help someone.
460
01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,108
-She has her whole life ahead of her.
-Say what?
461
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,990
He said:
She has her whole life ahead of her.
462
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,793
I don't know about you fellows, -
463
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,837
- but I seem to be stuck.
464
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,468
Me too.
465
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,359
That's unfortunate.
466
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,552
Say what?
467
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:29,157
They're saying they're stuck,
and that's unfortunate.
468
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,515
So am I.
469
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,791
Unfortunately.
470
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,428
I'm sure someone will come by.
471
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,238
Say what?
472
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:43,679
We'll just have to be patient.
I'm sure someone will come by.
473
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,549
Someone will come by.
474
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,028
Eventually.
475
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,799
What do you think, boys?
476
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,835
What is there to think?
477
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,109
How about a song?
478
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,717
Good idea.
Maybe someone will hear us.
479
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,032
Say what?
480
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,556
-Let's sing a song.
-Good idea.
481
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,035
Yes, good idea!
482
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,954
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
483
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:39,079
Arise ye prisoners of want
484
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,279
For reason in revolt now thunders
485
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:47,479
And at last ends the age of cant.
486
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,156
Away with all your superstitions
487
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:56,871
Servile masses arise, arise
488
01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,477
We'll change hence forth
the old tradition
489
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:06,156
And spurn the dust to win the prize
490
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,711
So comrades, come rally
491
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:15,396
And the last fight let us face
492
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:24,355
The Internationale
unites the human race
493
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,918
So comrades, come rally
494
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:33,790
And the last fight let us face
495
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:43,073
The Internationale
unites the human race!
496
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,831
No thanks.
497
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,552
Lasse?
498
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,036
NOT BACK SOON
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