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Come on, everybody.
Follow me. You too, partner.

- You'll see. Come on.

Behold.

- 'New car.'
- 'Nope, an old car.'

Wait a minute,
that's not that burned-out hulk

you picked up a few months ago
for 83 bucks, is it?

- Bingo. Yeah.
- 'No kidding.'

You mean, you built it
back up yourself?

Oh, with a little help
from his friends.

From the ground up.

- I'm really impressed.
- I thought you might be.

You know, I read somewhere
that a man's car

is not so much
a means of transportation

but more of a extension
of the male ego.

Oh, Sindy, please. Enough
of the female chauvinism, huh?

Hey, police persons.

Could we give the state
a fair shake for a change?

Hit the bricks.

Hi.

I like your car.

Uh, thanks.
I don't think we've met.

Oh, Kim Balford.
I moved in a few days ago.

Oh, well, uh, welcome to
the garden spot of the Marina.

I'm Frank Poncherello,
apartment 127.

In case you ever need
a cup of sugar.

- I'll remember that.
- Alright.

- Piece of cake.

Would you believe it?

That little baby can go
from 0 to 60

in 8.6 seconds.

Would you believe
in 6.3 seconds

I'm gonna fall asleep
unless you change the subject?

You got it.
What do you wanna talk about?

I don't know. How about
the Middle East crisis?

Okay, two to one,
my car can go from Tel Aviv

to Suez Canal in less
than an hour and a half.

Yeah, that '77 Corvette's
carrying old plates.

Yellow and black,
they stopped handing those out

eight years ago.

LA, 15, 7 Mary 4 on road.
10-29. Sam Adam Ocean. 476.

'15, 7 Mary 4.
10-36 on Sam Adam Ocean. 476.'

'
- 7 Mary 3, 10-4.

We're southbound harbor
at Santa Barbara.

'10-4, 7 Mary 3.'

Ponch, you alright?

Oh, man,
what's the old expression?

Another day, another dollar?

- Yeah, I think so.

How about you guys?
You alright?

Yeah, those crazy kids,
they could have killed us.

Everything's cool now. Would you
guys please clear the sidewalk?

Yeah, sure. And thanks,
both of you guys.

LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4.
Uh, code four on the pursuit.

We lost the vehicle.

Hey, wait a minute. I thought
you said you were alright.

I am. I'm fine. I just
banged up my finger a little.

Yeah, well, come on, we're going
over to county receiving

and, uh, I don't want
any back talk.

Hey, sarge.

I wanted to report
a missing officers' lounge.

Cute, Baricza. If you wanna
laugh, call me Tuesday, huh?

Hey, look who's here.

I thought a fallen hero
was supposed to be

carried home on his shield.

- Very funny.
- Let me guess.

You'll never play the piano
again.

Uh, Poncherello, you wanna
step into my office, please?

Hey, what's going on
around here, huh?

Didn't you read
the bulletin board?

They're putting in
a women's locker room.

- Orders from Sacramento.

Another blow for women's lib.

Poncherello.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, boy. As if I don't have
enough problems.

Okay, now, Poncherello,
what's the story?

Um, to quote the doc

"A severe hyperextension
of the fourth phalangeal."

You have my sympathy.
Just what's the bottom line?

Downtime, sarge. Light desk duty
for at least a week.

What

I have half my regular staff

stacked up out there
in the halls.

Yeah

Looks like I'll just
have to climb on the old bike

and make the best of it,
right, sarge?

Wait a minute.

I have a better idea.

If my memory serves me
correctly..

If I can just get to it..

Here we go.

'Uh..'

Just like I thought.

We have a chance
to make both of us happy now.

I don't follow.

You got five days
vacation time coming.

Look, if you don't use it,
you're gonna lose it.

You'll just be in the way
around here.

Hey, look, Ponch, if you don't
want it, I'll take it.

No, no, no.
As long as I got 'em coming.

'I guess I'll go to the
locker room, change clothes'

and plan out my trip.

I'm just not used to having
the sarge wrapped around

my little finger, you know?

Ah, Sergeant Getraer.

Yeah.

Oh, this is really great
for digestion.

Yeah, perfect time to go
on a diet if I wasn't so hungry.

Well, if it isn't Mr. Lucky.

Guess where I've been.
How about that, huh?

One quick trip
to the Auto Club

and I got my whole vacation
laid out.

Oh, great. I don't think
I can stand it.

San Francisco?

Can you think
of a better way

to break in that little bronze
beauty of mine?

And on the way, of course,
I'll, uh, hit Big Sur

Carmel, Monterey.

Do you wanna get married
and take me away from all this?

- Sorry.

- Me too.

Oh, no. My wallet's gone.

Hey, anybody see
the duty roster?

You check your locker?

Well, maybe you left it at home.

When was the last time
you saw it?

Maybe I ought to just
put in for early retirement.

Thanks for the lift home,
partner.

Hey, no sweat.

Hope you don't mind watching
my motor while I'm gone.

Oh, but I would like to check
out your patio for my wallet.

'Maybe I left it up there.'

Oh! I'm sorry, old buddy.

I know what you must
be going through.

Oh, well, it was worth a try.

Oh, uh, that's Kim.

'Kim Balford.
A new addition around here.'

Boy

Hey, come on, Jon.
Shape up.

This is a whole new age.
They got their rights too.

Right.

Oh, by the way,
can I use your phone?

I gotta stop three blank checks
I was carrying just in case.

Sure, man. Be my guest.
I got some packing to do.

That's right, you're gonna split
first thing in the morning.

Yeah, by noon tomorrow,
my bomb and I will be somewhere

north of San Luis Obispo
floating on cloud nine.

Hey, Ponch, what happened?

Don't tell me you're into
rebuilding taxicabs.

Easy, now. That's it.

Now, don't scrape the door.

Hey, sarge. You're not
gonna believe this.

Uh, it will have to wait, Frank.
I'm busy now.

My car's been stolen.

Okay, do you wanna
put it over there?

Yeah. Right up
against the wall.

Hey, Jon, guess what.

I didn't lose my wallet.

I lost my entire identity
as a human being.

'I lost my driver's license,
Master charge card'

social security card,
department charge plate

and oil company credit card.

Jon, my car was stolen.
Ripped off!

- Of course.

I had a black-and-white
out there in five minutes.

Oh, no. I even lost
my medical plan card.

I don't believe this.

That's right. Max Kinneman.
He's my insurance agent.

Well, uh, when he gets back,
please have him call

Officer Poncherello at the CHP.

- Thank you.
- Hey, Ponch, I'm sorry.

Look, uh, I was wrapped up
in my own selfish little world.

About your car, I mean,
it just didn't sink in.

- Yeah, it's the pits.

Hey, you guys.

I'm not running
a social club here.

Man's all heart.

Oh, by the way, Poncherello

I expedited your stolen car
report in the teletype

and I'll make it a special item
at the next briefing.

Hey, thanks, sarge.
I really appreciate it.

Now, will you go home and relax?

'Those of us
who, uh, aren't on vacation'

we'll take it from here.

That will be the day.

Ooh, Sindy.

I thought you were on your way
to San Francisco.

Me too, until my car
got ripped off.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

And I'm in need
of some wheels fast.

Can I borrow yours?

Well, I don't know.
Can you ride a bike?

Oh, sorry. Real rotten timing.

Sure. Keep it
as long as you like.

- I can always bum a ride.
- Oh, thank you.

- Yeah. Bye-bye.

Where else? Auto Theft.

Jon, so help me.

I'm going to get that car back
if it's the last thing I do.

I'll see you later.

Alright, here's the breakdown
on those truck parts

our old friend, Fast Freddy
is supposed to be bringing down

to that Orange County swap meet.

Excuse me. I must be
in the wrong place.

I was told there's some
hard-working officers here.

Ponch, you son of a gun.

How's my favorite tar jockey?

On vacation...
by popular demand.

Ouch. How did that happen?

I was practicing, uh, slides

and I forgot
to get off my motorcycle.

I'm sorry about that.
Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Sure.

So, tell me.

If you're on vacation,
what are you doing down here?

- I came to help.
Help who?

- Help you find my car.

Last night or this morning
at the Marina.

Marina, huh?
That's interesting.

- Well, the Marina's the worst.

Yeah, right now,
we're losing

six to eight high performance
jobs a day down there.

- 'Oh, no question.'

Except for a few joyriders

there's a major ring
working the Marina.

Only trouble is
we keep coming up empty.

Well, that's all gonna change
now that I'm at your service.

- Bill, please.

I got my life's blood
poured into that car.

Alright, I read you,
so just back off and give me

a little room and I'll see
what I can come up with.

Oh, come on, Bill.
What's with the fast shuffle?

I'm offering you my services
free of charge.

Just point me
in the right direction.

You're on.

Straight ahead.

Oh, come on, Bill. You can't
do this to an old buddy.

Hey, look, Ponch, if you wanna
help, check out your neighbors.

Maybe they saw something.
You never can tell.

Okay? Then we can talk.

Okay. See you.

'
- Your neighbor.

- Frank Poncherello.
- 'The door's open.'

Hey, you shouldn't leave
the door unlocked.

'Oh, we don't worry about things
like that in Minnesota.'

- Hey, hello down there.
- Hi.

Hey, listen, if I'm interrupting
you, I can come back later.

Oh, don't be silly.
I was just relaxing.

Ah, Kim, listen, apparently last
night, someone stole my car.

And I was hoping maybe,
uh, someone around here

might have seen something,
like a stranger, a car

or a person
who didn't belong, hmm?

Oh, that's a shame, Frank.

Um, I was studying a script
all last night. I'm sorry.

- Oh, I'm working on it.

Well, you must be doing alright.
I mean..

Sheer luck,
I hit town when blonde hair

and blue eyes,
and long legs were in demand.

It's too bad about your car.

Can I get you
something to drink?

What do you got?

Buttermilk
and organic apple juice.

Buttermilk's really good
for your complexion.

Uh, no, thanks.
Uh, you go ahead.

I'll take my chances.

- Yeah. In better days.

Daddy's been in a VA Hospital
for over a year.

I'll bet they're really
proud of you though.

I mean, making it in Hollywood.

Uh, that's got to be
some accomplishment.

What, for a small town girl?

Well, at least daddy is not
angry at mommy anymore

for making me tap-dance
at every family party.

You too?
You mean, uh..

- One, two, three, four.
- Yes.

- We'll do it together.
- Here. Let's go.

Oh!

So, anyhow, after them paying
my bills for so many years

I can pay a few of theirs now.

That is very nice.

So, what do you do for a living?
Show business?

No. I'm a highway patrolman.

Oh, that's interesting.

Uh..

Oh, I have to make
an eight o'clock reading

for a new play
at the Music Center.

It's really groovy,
it's this, uh, rock groupie

who gets strangled
in the second act.

Listen, I don't mean
to be impolite.

I'd love to hear
more about your work..

...and you.

Sounds like a barrel of fun.

Maybe later at the end
of the week sometime?

Oh, hey, you got yourself
a deal.

Okay. Come on.

- Bye.

'I must have talked
to 15 neighbors'

not to mention the manager
and the handyman.

- Uh-huh.
- Nothing. Nobody saw a thing.

Well, I told you, if we're
talking an organized ring

like I think we are,
they're real pros.

So what do we do now?

That's easy, I follow
what few leads I've got

and you go home
and take two aspirin.

One for you and one for me.

Hey, wait a minute.
You got company.

They just nailed a '78 Jag
at the same location.

I was on the phone so much today
canceling credit cards

I'm surprised Getraer
didn't put me on probation.

Well, at least you had
something to do today.

Me, I'm going nuts
trying to make myself useful.

I thought
you weren't hungry, man.

Oh, well, I forgot
I didn't eat lunch today.

I was down at Motor Vehicles
getting a temporary license.

Kim.

Oh, Ponch, hi.

Come on. Grab a seat and join us
for a cup of buttermilk?

Yeah, by all means,
why don't you grab--

Uh, no, really.
We just had lunch. Thanks.

So you'll keep us company.

Hi, I'm Ponch, and, uh,
this handsome fellow is Jon.

Oh, this is Melodie Fisher.

Listen, we were just on the way
home to rehearse a scene.

- Yeah, it's my big break.

- Oh!
- Really, Ponch.

Some other time?
We gotta run.

Nice meeting you, Jon.

- Bye.
- Okay, bye.

A career. Always the career.

Well, let's face it.
It's just not our day.

What was that all about?

You know the talkative one
to the left?

Just happens to be a cop
looking for a stolen car.

- Cop!
- His stolen car.

A cop! What did you pick
on a cop for?

Then I didn't know
he was a cop.

Oh, God.

Hey, that's funny. I could
have sworn Kim had a 280z.

Oh, man. Beautiful.
Just beautiful.

Well, listen, don't look at me.

You're the one that wanted
to stop for a hamburger.

Alright, it looks like we're
going to have to use plan B.

Come on, get your clothes off.
Get 'em off!

Let's go. Come on!

- Okay, I'm ready. Let's go.
- Okay, okay.

Tell me I didn't see
what I thought I just saw.

Anybody aboard?

Oh!

Well, well, well.

- Oh!
- I think we've had it.

Oh, I didn't know we were
that far from the beach.

I hope
this isn't any inconvenience.

Oh, not at all.
Welcome aboard.

Oh, thank you.

- The answer is no.

Whatever it is that you're
gonna bug me about this morning.

Now why would I bug you?

And if I do, why would it be
about anything about my car?

And if it is about my car,
what's new, man?

Ponch, I gotta level with you.

It's time to call in
your insurance man.

If we don't come up with
a vehicle in the first four days

you can usually figure
it's a total wash.

Good, that gives us
another 24 hours, doesn't it?

Why me?

Where did you get this thing?

Oh, we just recovered it
from 16 feet of water.

- And zero.

We lifted a perfect set of
prints off the rearview mirror.

- But they just don't check out.
- Meaning a rank amateur.

Yeah, except that, uh,
rank amateurs don't use

a slide hammer
to yank the ignition lock.

No, these, uh, these cats
just don't have any priors.

Now how and why?
I don't know.

- Nah. No way.

I doubt it, but, uh, this
neighbor of mine, an actress

she normally drives a 280z
but yesterday, I saw her

and a friend
climbing into a Lincoln.

That's interesting.

Yeah, your buddy, uh, Grossman
tried to make a routine stop.

And he indicated that
he thought that the, uh

two occupants were young women.

- You're kidding.
- No.

You think you can get me
a set of prints?

You know, now that
you've, uh, made yourself

a full-fledged investigator.

Come on, Bill. It's probably
just a coincidence.

She comes on
like a pretty nice lady.

Well, you know, whatever,
but, uh, why don't you jot down

her name and address
just in case?

Wait a minute. What do you mean
you can't accept it?

- It's my own personal check.
- I know.

But your account has been
flagged, we're stopping

all your checks on your old
account at your own request.

Look, uh, thank you.

I would love to write a check on
my new account but you told me

it would be two weeks
before I get my new checkbook.

Maybe if I get the manager,
Mr. Baker

he might be able to help you.

Yeah.

Jon, I'm glad I found you.
I need your help.

Oh, look if you wanna
borrow money, forget it.

I'm a man without a bank.
I mean, they won't even--

Listen to this.
You know my friend, Kim?

Busy, little actress?

The Screen Actors Guild
never even heard of her.

And when I checked
with the Music Center

they laughed at my face.

Yeah, well, she's probably
blowing smoke your way. Ma'am?

Maybe so, especially
when I start to think

of those binoculars
she was using.

Oh, yeah, the better
to see the boys with.

Or spot the cars with.
Jon, they were 50 power.

That's more than Keith Jackson
needs in the Superdome.

What's that have to do with me?
I mean, I wanna help you, but--

You and I are gonna find out
for sure if she's legit.

- First thing tomorrow.
- Ponch, tomorrow's my day off.

I need a little
objective support.

I'm sorry, Mr. Baker,
but Mr. Kline is out to lunch.

Can you wait?

I can't win. Come on.

Remember, once we get
a set of her fingerprints

on the glass,
we can split anytime.

Ponch, you realize
how much I could

accomplish on my day off?

Yeah, but you got to admit
this is different, huh?

Intrigue, suspense,
cherchez la femme,huh?

'
- Ponch and Jon.

To brighten your day.

Just a second.
I'm not dressed.

Hey, look at it this way.
I'm doing you a favor.

Helping you to take your mind
off losing your wallet.

Oh, it's not that
I'm ungrateful.

Okay, bright eyes, rise
and shine. Time to celebrate.

Yeah, today's Ponch's birthday.

And you have been
selected by me

to join in the festivities.

Listen, guys.
Not right now.

I'm really not in the mood.

Hey, Kim, what's the matter?

I just got a phone call
from home.

My dad passed away last night.

Oh, man.

I'm sorry.

Look, uh, if there's
anything we can do..

No. I'll be okay, really.

You just caught me
in a really bad time.

At least you brought him
a lot of happiness.

He had to be very proud of you.

I mean, with the career
and everything.

My career?

It's a big fat lie.

A year and a half ago,
I handed Johnny Carson

a bottle of shampoo,
that's my career.

- Yeah, but doing all this--

Oh, I've done it all. Slinging
drinks in the singles' bar.

Cosmetics door-to-door. A little
modeling here and there.

You name it, I've done it.

Oh, man. I really let dad down.

Look, uh, why don't you
have a glass of 100 percent

pure apple juice?

Ponch tells me
it's your favorite, right?

There you go.

Uh, we better go.

I'm really sorry.
I don't mean to be like this.

Look, Kim, you got
every right to, and listen.

About you not cutting it
as an actress, get off it, okay?

With what you got on the ball,
something will come along.

Yeah, look, uh..

When it comes right down to it,
it's just a job, right?

No, your things.
You forgot them.

Oh, uh, enjoy the juice.
I'll pick it up tomorrow, okay?

Bye.

Look, uh, we really pulled that
one off, didn't we, Sherlock?

We got a beautiful set of prints
right in there on the glass.

I know, but I just couldn't
feel right about it, Jon.

Look, feeling sorry for Kim
is one thing

but Bill Ross
needed those fingerprints.

So that's Ross' problem.

Okay.

- My, my, what a performance.
- You were great.

Call Oscar and tell him
to get the cars ready.

- We're moving to Arizona.
- I don't get it.

Well, the phone call that
she got wasn't from back home.

It was from a friend
from the Music Center.

Those cops have been
checking up on her.

Yeah, they might have
connected me with that Lincoln

we drove off the pier. They
might know a whole lot more.

'Call Oscar.
We're pulling out!'

Okay.

My Firebird is as good as gone.
Ask anybody around here.

Ponch, ask at my office.

There's a 30-day waiting period
before we can pay off.

Officer Baricza.

Yeah, has anybody seen the, uh,
1975

What am I supposed to do
for wheels?

I don't know. You see, you
didn't have extended coverage.

If you had, I could give you
a full use of a loaner

until your car is recovered.

I told you, cancel the car.

It's either in a thousand pieces
by now

'or it's, uh, on its way
over the state line.'

We'll know that in 26 days,
won't we?

Finally, I can go home
now and relax

and make up for lost time.

What did you do? Pick up
all your new credit cards?

Yeah, great, huh?
I can go out.

And start, uh, spending
next month's salary

like the rest of the world.

One moment, please.
Hey, Ponch, telephone.

'Ross over at Auto Theft.'

- Thanks, Bear.
- Yeah.

Let me guess, you spotted my car
going east on Route 10

but there's not a thing
you can do about it.

Yeah, we just ran a surveillance
on your friend, Kim Balford.

- And, uh, we hit pay dirt.

Yeah, we connected her
with a base for a big operation.

It's Kim.
Ross thinks he has her nailed.

'Now, the sheriff is gonna
cooperate with a stakeout'

beginning at 3 p.m. and there's
something that you could do.

- Name it, Bill.
- 'Drive by there.'

If you see your car on
the premises, give me a call.

- It will help.
- You got it.

Don't blow the stakeout, Ponch.

'And you'll need
an unmarked vehicle.'

Uh, just a minute.

Uh, there's something
we can do for Ross, okay?

What do you need me for?
- I don't. I need your pickup.

Oh, no way. You're on your own.
I gotta go home and relax.

You got it, Bill. I got Jon's
pickup for as long as I need.

Let's go!

- Oh, Arizona, here we come!
- Whoo!

- Yeah, I did.

And I told them they better
have our money ready.

- Oh, yes.
- Here we go. Come on.

That carrier, Jon.
My car's on that carrier.

Only 2:30.
Ross missed his timing.

Yeah, something must have
tipped 'em off.

Wanna stop and call Ross?

No, let's just
keep them in sight

and hope for a break.

He's still there.

'Who'd be tailing us
in a pickup truck?'

I don't know,
all I know is he made

a very fast U-turn back there.

Step on it.
Go a little faster, Kim.

I am going faster. This isn't
exactly a sprint car, you know.

A cop!

Hey, who said you can't find
a cop when you need one?

It was a tail.
He stopped that cop.

'Now what are we gonna do?
We can't outrun 'em.'

Outsmart 'em.
Whatever it costs.

Tell Ross
you're making a run for it.

Get whatever assistance
you can get.

We'll back you up, alright?

LA 15, 7 Mary 5,
advise Auto Theft and all units.

Suspect's fleeing
Pershing Road south.

- I don't see any carrier, Jon.
- It can't be going that fast.

It must have made us
and turned off. Catch Grossie.

Backtrack, Grossie!
They turned off!

You got it.

Kim, look!

- Three women.
- It's Kim.

Let it go.

Kim, stop!

Hold it right there.

10-97 Bryant Lane
with two in custody.

And notify Auto Theft
that Baker and Poncherello

are following a third suspect
in a brown Firebird.

I hope we get help
pretty soon.

Yeah, we could catch her
if we had a police unit.

Look at that baby corner.
Isn't that something, huh?

- Oh, my God.
- I don't understand this, Kim.

Why, huh

I told you.
I'm not a very good actress.

There's no way I was going
back to Minnesota.

And all that guff about
your father passing away

that was baloney, right?
Was it?

- Yeah.
- I don't get it, man.

With what you've got going,
intelligence, personality

there were so many other ways
you could've gone.

It seemed so easy.

And you can't beat
the margin of profit.

Oh, man.
That's really sad.

- Yeah.

Oh, it's too bad I couldn't
find a nice, young man to take

care of me in the style that
I was becoming accustomed to.

Oh, I...I'm really sorry
about your car.

Yeah, me too.

Come on, Ponch,
why don't you help me

move my truck out of the way,
huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, reach back there and give
me my jacket, would you, please?

Sure.

- Here you go, man.
- Thank you.

Oh!

- Oh, no, don't tell me.

My wallet.
It's been here all the time.

Hey, the night that you helped
me move my patio furniture

you were wearing that jacket.

Congratulations, man.

I mean, after all I went
through changing things around

this is awful.