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Sergeant's gonna be mad.

We should've been back
on our beat 10 minutes ago.

It's not my fault, Jon.

Anybody who tries to buy Dodger
tickets during their lunch hour

oughta have
his helmet refitted.

I didn't think
we'd have any trouble.

You know,
uniform and everything.

I thought I could
just step in and get 'em.

Nobody cuts in on line
on Dodger fans.

Uniform or not.

So I found out.

Come on, I know a shortcut.

This is a shortcut?

Well, it's not
really a shortcut.

How should I put it?

Tell me.

Well, every time
I'm in this neighborhood

I always seem
to take this street.

Wait up. Just wait up.
Come on. Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Oh, what time is it

10:30.

Finish by 11:30.

Back by 12:00...back by 12:30.

Alright.

Did I see that?

What are you, crazy?

Don't do that in the street!

You're lucky
it wasn't your head.

- Brian Caldera.

81522 Burlingame Boulevard.

555-3978.

Uh..

Do you think we could..

...keep this from my folks?

A phone call about
illegal skate boarding

is a lot easier on your folks

than some of the calls
I have to make.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

Listen, pal..

Let's keep it right
from now on.

Uh...yes, sir.

Uh, there's my ride now.
Can I go?

You're going to
the beach, huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

But save
the hot-doggin'..

...for the water.

Thank you.

Alright, alright.
Alright, come on.

Let's get it over with.

It's not that same cop again.

Not youagain. What is this?

- Just passing through.

It looks like it's
your lucky day, Mr. Billings.

May I see your
driver's license?

Sure. Did, you, uh..

Did you see that
crazy kid back there?

He almost cost me
my insurance.

You were speeding.

Oh, no, wait a second,
I was very much

under the limit.

Not for shaving.

Shaving?

What are you
talking about

Oh, wow, that is incredible.

Look, uh...
I'm in a big hurry.

Some of us do have to work
for a living, you know.

No, you were driving at a speed
unsafe for the conditions..

Like trying to drive
while you're trying to shave.

What a crock!

You know where to sign.

Am I, uh..
Am I free to go now?

Yep. That covers it for now.

Can I have
my license, please?

Don't I know him?

Yeah, we've
nailed him before.

He's got a record
that won't quit.

Uh-oh.

I can't believe
this place.

Run me some interference.

Pull over!

Hey, slow down and stop!

I can't!

The key! The key!
Turn it off!

'Brian, my good friend,
we meet again.'

Who are your partners?

Scott.

I'm Donnie.
She's Robin.

They made me come.

Liar!

Alright, knock it off.

Whose car is this?

My mom's.

Well, uh, does
your mother know about

the safari to the beach?

I left her a note.

The radio said radical tides
and rowdy surf.

Oh, well, that's different.

Now I understand.

- No, you don't.
- Hey, watch the noise.

You kids think you know
everything, don't you?

Well, I've hit
the waves occasionally

and I've ripped up a lot of
pavements on my skateboard.

Listen, uh,
I'll make the call.

I suppose this means
we don't get to go?

Not today, my darling.

Not for a long,
long time, I'll bet.

You're breakin'
my heart, you know that?

This is your 180 release

and, um, all you gotta do
is take it to the yard.

And how much
was that amount, please?

Uh, 22.50, made out
to the towing company.

So that about wraps it up.

Thank you very much, officer.

You know, it was
the fastest I've ever been.

Brand new asphalt
on temescal canyon.

I was going 35, maybe 40.

Then...death wobble.

It was a clean break.

Bye, allowance.

Correct.

Hey.

Scott, Officer Poncherello
is trying to be nice.

And he meets a lot of people
who aren't nice.

Uh, briefing, everybody.
Let's go.

What were you guys doing
over on San Vicente today?

- Well, it wasn't a lunch break.
- Too bad.

Lots of secretaries
out jogging at lunch.

Okay, let's sit down.

You know, you guys
must be psychic.

You know those joggers
you're talking about?

They don't like
to stop for lights.

And the kids in that
neighborhood think

the streets
were made to play in.

Tell us about it.

Now, you all know
the stats in that area.

We're moving in with double
shifts, high saturation.

Let's, um, try and slow 'em
down. You know what I mean.

Sure. Speed trap.

No, Frank.
High visibility.

Besides, neighborhood watch
will be a nice change for you

instead of the freeways.

25.70. Plus a bonus..

Musta been a good one, Gerry.

Better than that.

Hey, congratulations.

Well, I haven't quite
closed the deal yet

but it's almost there.

I should know any time now.

I, uh, I left your number

with my answering service.

Alright. I'm rootin'
for you, Gerry.

Thank you.

Come on...deal.

Everybody's on to us.

Talk about high saturation.

Getraer wasn't kidding.

Tough working being
a motor officer.

Looks like a woman
in really good shape

might be able
to handle that.

Yes, indeed, we are
stationary at the moment.

Catch ya next break.

You're on.

Come on.

Let's get highly visible.

Yeah, let's do that.

Yeah, he's here.
Just a second.

Gerry! Telephone.

I think it's the call
you've been waiting for!

Ah, yes, hello?

Speaking.

Sure. Well, uh..

If that option
isn't acceptable, I..

Yeah. I'll, uh..

I-I'll get back
to you next month.

Yeah.

I'll get back to you.

Hey, is everything alright?

All wrong. I blew it.

Aw, Gerry, I'm sorry.

Well. I guess it's, uh..

Time to re-finance.

Hey, how about some coffee?

- Uh...no, no. No time.

No time.

'Units in the vicinity of
19000 Amato Boulevard.'

'Report to an altercation
between a motorist'

'and a tow truck driver.'

LA 15-7 Mary 3 and 4, uh..

We'll handle responding
from Amato and Dayton.

'10-4 7, Mary 3 and 4.'

Come on,
you're only begging.

You're begging
for trouble, mister.

Why don't you be sensible?
Take it up with the department.

I been doing that for 60 days

and I got an airplane
to catch in 60 minutes!

Hey, look, hey, maybe we can
figure this thing out

if you ride with me
down to the impound lot, huh?

Will you just unlock the car?

You wanna tow the car
to the impound lot?

You unlock it..

No, no, wait, hey!
Hey, mister, wait!

Hey, don't! Come on!
Hey, don't do that! Come on!

- Burning my car.

- It's my car.

There's the papers
to prove it, see?

It's on my property
and I am burning it.

- Well, that's crazy--
- Oh, ho ho ho ho!

You wanna know crazy..

I bought it for cash
from a guy back east.

I can't get it registered

because I don't
have the pink slip.

I got a permit that's expired,
and they won't renew.

I've gotta catch a plane.
The car won't start.

And he's here to impound it

because the department
won't let me register it

because the guy
won't send me the pink slip!

Now you tell me. What's crazy?

Burning your car is crazy.

Yeah, well, it's worthless now.
I tell you what.

I'm gonna give you
50 bucks for it.

- You know, for junk.
- Hey, hold it. Hold it.

It's worth more than 50.
I'll give you 55.

- 60!
- 62.

Do I hear 65?

- I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna make it
an even hundred.

Cash now?

Give me 15 minutes.
I'll be right back.

'No. Cash! Now!'

I only got 70 bucks on me!

- 70 once, 70 twice..
- 83!

Sold.

I'll go get my book.

Oh, uh...what am I
gonna cite him for?

Burning my car
without a permit.

Jon, look out!

- Yeah.

This time I'm puttin'
that guy off the road.

Pull over!

I don't believe it!

Step out of the car, please.

Well, now, isn't this
a pleasant surprise?

You just moved into
the neighborhood?

Step out of the car, please.

Yes, sir.

- Step to the rear of the car.

Step to the rear of the car.

Listen, uh, step up
on the sidewalk.

I'm gonna give you
a field sobriety test.

I'm not gonna do anything.
Alright, alright.

You're under arrest
for drunk driving.

Take it easy.

Wanna run through the alphabet?

Oh, wait a second.

You're not gonna pull
that drinking routine

because I'm not drunk!

Let's just say, uh, my nose
gave me probable cause

and the way you were driving
makes it a good case.

It's not gonna stick.

Well, uh, we'll just let
the chemical test say.

- I'm not taking it!

I mean, if you refuse
that's 6 months

without a driver's license.

Oh, come on.

Yeah, I know,
I keep hearing about

all the juice
you have. Now use it!

Look, the harassment complaint
should be worth something now.

This, this case
cannot go before a judge.

Alright. Alright. Uh..

Call me tomorrow.

Hi, honey.

No, no, e-everything's fine

but, uh, look,
don't hold dinner

for me tonight, alright?
I'm late nightin' it.

'Yeah, inventory hassles.'

She did, huh?

Well, you, uh, you
give her a big kiss for me

and tell her daddy'll
see her tomorrow.

Oh, I'd rather be with you too.

Alright. I'll, uh..

I'll see you when I get in.

Goodbye.

Listen, uh, I know I'm not
your favorite person right now

but I heard you
talking to your wife

'and if you have a family--'

Save it, huh?
I don't wanna hear about it.

Then just see it.

I mean, it's people
just like your own family

that get hurt when guys
like you are on the road.

That's your story.

Let's go.

That's some loud thinking
you're doing there, boy.

Yeah, well, people like Billings
really put me in a bad place.

Oh, uh, thanks a lot
for saving my life.

Just doin' my job.

Think we'd better have another
talk with the younger set.

I'm afraid so.

- See you later.

- Don't tell my mom.
- This cuts it for you, Scott!

It's alright.

You live a pretty
charmed life, my dear.

Come on.

There you go.

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

Gonna take us downtown?

No.

You gonna tell our parents?

Uh-huh.

Hey, Jon, these beauties
are really hot.

It's laminated board.
Low-profile trucks.

The wheels are express.
The fastest.

They're very hot.

I'm impressed.

Next time we have to
snarf you guys up

you're gonna be in it
up to your pockets.

Now take a hike home.
On your feet.

- Hi.

"You are assigned
to washing detail

for unassigned
motorcycles?"

- Eew!
- Lotta good that'll do.

Yeah, but until
tomorrow morning

I can pretend that
I didn't get it. So let's go.

I was gonna
put this in your box

but since I see you,
I'll deliver it personally.

Category 2 complaint
against Officer Jon Baker

by Gerald Billings.

'What's he complaining about?
He tried to run me down today.'

I booked him
for drunk driving.

Speed unsafe
for conditions

Yeah, well, uh,
we've met before.

He's met a lot of us.

Oh, really?
Listen to this.

"Officer Baker
discharged his authority

with unprofessional
demeanor."

Knows all the right words.

"Officer's attitude
was cocky, antagonistic

and Gestapo-like."

- Nasty, nasty.
- Yeah, well, uh..

I knew what I was
doing every second.

I was in complete
charge of myself.

I read ya, Jon.
Put it all down here.

Triplicate?

Mm-hmm. My desk.
Monday morning.

Scratch one
good evening.

Well, there is
a bright note.

Your slow-down duty
may be ending soon.

Yeah, well,
not soon enough.

Uh, Poncherello,
this was in the wrong box.

Ooh!

Hey, what's that?

Too close, Brian.

That wasn't close.

The next pass
is gonna be close.

Why don't you
put in the call?

Why don't you
put in the call?

I'm not gonna tell
anybody that we're being..

We're being pinned down
by a toy airplane.

I can't wait for the peace
and quiet of the freeway.

"Officers working
the neighborhood watch

"slowdown campaign,
hang in there.

"The stats are down
for the first time in months.

"If you're gonna
be off your beats, uh

keep the breaks
to 10 minutes."

Okay, that's all.
Hit the streets.

- Yeah.

- Sure.

- Hey, fellas.

Next time
you're pinned down

by enemy aircraft,
give us a call.

- Oh, by all means.
- Yeah, call us.

- We'd be glad to back ya up.
- Alright.

Jon, can I speak
to you a minute?

Um...you know
that guy who clipped you?

Well, you can kiss
your deuce arrest goodbye.

They're gonna
cop him for reckless.

Oh, no way.

Look, I've seen a lot of cases
like this go down the tubes

and this one is headed
in that direction.

- Yeah, well, not this--
- Hey, Jon, ease off.

Look, it's out of our hands.

Besides, there are, uh,
lots more like him out there.

Yeah. That's what
this is all about.

One more pass through,
and let's check in.

Good enough.

Oh.

Land sakes!
Are you alright, child?

- I think so.
- You're gonna pay for this.

You're gonna pay
for all this, do you hear?

'What's your name?'

It's not all his fault.

Stay outta this, lady.
I'll take care of it.

What's your name?
What's your name?

What's your name?

- Hey, just a minute now.
- Listen..

It's against
the law for me to do that

so I know it's against
the law for you to do it.

This has happened before.
I want that kid's parents' name.

Yeah, okay, we'll take
care of it, alright?

You betyou will!

'Let's go. Right away.'

Right here. Now.

Did I tell ya just
to hear myself talk? No!

I told you yard rats
to lay low for a while.

It was an accident.

I don't care.
No more breaks.

Now you stay here
and don't move.

He's blowin' his stack!

Well, I've had it
with those kids, you know.

Yeah but he's
breathin' fire for justice.

Listen, we get off
in 10 minutes.

Well..

It's all over now.

LA 15-7 Mary 4.
Contact 7 Charles.

Have her 1198
at Elmer Rio drive

and Le cruisedrive
for transportation.

'10-4, 7 Mary 4.'

- Okay, come on.
- Yeah, this way.

This time you're
gonna learn something.

It's about time
something like this was done.

Okay, listen.
This is what we're gonna do.

Okay. See you there later.

What a wipeout!

This isn't what it's like
when people go to jail on TV.

What arewe doing?

We're waiting.

I'm waiting and you're waiting.

So wait.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen

the masters arrived.

- Alright, everybody out.

- Come on.
- Come here, you.

What are we doing here?
What are you..

- Just come over here.

- Yeah.

That's what I wanna know.

You'll find out.

Alright, everybody listen.
We called your parents.

Aw!
Aw!

Hey, hey, come on now.

Your folks and all of us
care about you.

We want you to be safe.

They also agreed we could do
what we want with you.

What may that be?

"What may that be" is

we're gonna
show you how it's done.

What?

Alright, here we go.
Put your helmet on.

Let's go. Helmet on.
There you go.

Helmet on. Let's go.

Helmet on. Helmet on.
Ha ha ha!

- Yeah.

- Alright, come on.
- Alright, come on.

Show you how.

Might be a little
slow at this.

Hey, hey.

It's the style that counts.

This oughta be good.

Bravo.

- Not bad.

Hey, that's pretty
trick, partner.

'
- Alright. Alright.

Think you're so great,
let's try some downhill stuff.

Alright, let's try
some downhill stuff.

See, all it takes
is a little concentration.

Not bad.

Well, this is the last day
of neighborhood watch.

How do you feel?

I'll tell ya..

I'm kind of itchy
for a long piece of freeway.

I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.

What'd you say
It's an opportunity.

Every unit's top of the line.
Are you kidding?

Besides, I gotta get
rid of this junk.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Just right up to date. Yeah.

Sure.

'All units in the vicinity
of Sunset and Mandeville'

'possible injury. Hit and run.
Ambulance rolling.'

LA 15-7 Mary 3 and 4, rolling
from Sunset and Brooktree.

'10-4, 7 Mary 3 and 4.'

Alright, folks.
Step back, okay?

Just lie still, sir.
Don't move. Alright?

Did you see who did it?

Yeah, that's his car.

- And he ran that way.
- Alright.

Just keep your head back.
Stay still.

It's Billings.
He's been drinkin'.

He'll use a stolen car alibi.

He'll make it back home
and call it in stolen.

Unless I get there first.

Taxi!

Hey, Billings!

Hold it!

LA 15-7 Mary,
310-97, third and Idaho.

A 2001 suspect.

'15-7 Mary, 10-97
for 2001 suspect.'

Get back! Get back!
Leave me alone!

Leave me alone.

Listen, you can't run anymore.

I'm tellin' ya, just..

- 'Leave me alone.'
- Hey.

Wait a minute, man.

Hey, listen, don't panic!

I...I'm just
so tired of running.

Will you just..

Please help me?
Please help me.

'Please.'

It's alright.

Hi, I thought you guys
would like to know

that, uh, jogger hit/run victim
is gonna be alright.

Hey, that's great.
Makes your day, huh?

- Yeah.
- Hey, Poncherello.

There's a kid on
the phone here who wants

to know if you can
tail tap the high ramp?

- Oh, sure!
- 'Hey, Frank.'

Frank, what is
tail tapping the high ramp?

Oh, I'll show you.

It's like, uh, doing
a 180 in mid-air.

Frank, that's a 360.

Yeah?

Well, that's even harder!