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‐
‐This just in...
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Chief, I think
that madman who shot up
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the Lard Lad
knows where Homer is.
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Look, he dropped this
on his way out.
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Have you been crying?
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It's just so horrible.
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Mr. Burns? The Disco Guy?
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Fat Tony?
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Look what they did
to my beautiful goombah.
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I can't ever eat a donut again.
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Chief, pull yourself together.
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My husband is still missing.
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And I hate to say it,
but I think Ned Flanders
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has something to do with this.
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Open your eyes, Marge.
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If Homer's mixed up in this,
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he's probably a cruller by now.
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Satan himself has come
to this town,
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and I'm not man enough
to take him on.
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If you see Lou,
tell him Eddie's chief now.
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The killer's driving
the Rich Texan's car.
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Hmm...
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BROCKMAN
Police describe
the mysterious assailant
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as a grim metaphor
for a universe without justice.
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That's the may‐diddly‐aniac
who's got Homer.
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How am I gonna come up
with that ransom?
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I can't do a GoFundMe
for a kidnapping.
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There's too many
of those already.
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Oh, Granddad, I donated
that money to the orphans
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in honor of your decency, but...
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now I need it back.
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How'd all that cash
get in that tree anyway?
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I want my haircut to look
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just as square
as yours, Paw Paw.
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Careful there, barber.
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I wouldn't want you
to nick the neck
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of the town's favorite sheriff.
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The Szyslak brothers.
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Hey, hey, we don't want
no trouble, fellas.
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Someone call the zoo,
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the ape house is missing
its ugliest baboons.
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You got no call
pointing out our ugliness.
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That's why it's time
you got what's coming to you.
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Cy, take the boy outside.
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You got something for me?
Let me have it.
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Ah, my favorite time of day,
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bribe o'clock.
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Ooh, and thicker than usual.
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That's what I came to tell you.
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We made a deal
with the Capital City Mob.
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We're slinging amphetamines now.
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That's right, "Brain fizz."
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"Trucker's milk."
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"Texas Teeth looseners."
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Long as I get my cut,
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I don't care if you sell rat
crap and call them Milk Duds.
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Now, Slocum, I've got
a sterling reputation to uphold.
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You mind if I punch
one of your brothers
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through this plate glass window?
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Nah, take your pick.
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Paw Paw, you're the finest man
I'll ever know.
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Yes, I am, Neddy.
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♪ They call me
Good Time Charlie ♪
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♪ Playboy with
a whole lot of soul ♪
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♪ I said, they call me
Good Time Charlie ♪
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♪ Playboy with
a whole lot of soul ♪
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♪ I'm the last
of the big‐time spenders ♪
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♪ I keep a pocket full of gold ♪
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♪ Whoa! Put on your
red dress, baby. ♪
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Enough sucking
on that toad, Sheriff.
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‐Hmm?
‐Time to earn your keep.
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Gentlemen, your primo crank
is selling like meth on speed.
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Just give it to our numbers guy.
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One hundred seventy‐three
thousand, two hundred and...
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...ninety‐six dollars.
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Yeah, that's even more money
back now in the early '70s.
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Which made me wonder,
why should we share?
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‐
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Uh... uh...
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Oh, God, all right, fellas,
why don't we all relax
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and put down our crazy
assortment of weapons?
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I'm talking to you,
Mr. Dynamite Nunchucks.
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The tiniest little thing
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could turn this standoff
into a bloodbath.
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Oh, shoot.
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Dear Lord, you know me,
I'm a good time Charlie,
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but if you see fit
to save my hide,
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I promise to become the kind of
man my grandson can be proud of.
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‐
‐Hmm?
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My whole family, they're dead.
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I don't got to share this
with no one.
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‐
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Sorry, God, but hey,
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you can only send me
to Hell once.
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‐
‐Hmm? Hmm.
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Fellas, Sheriff Flanders here.
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The money, where is it?
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Okay, hey, okay.
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Easy, friend.
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It's all yours, I promise.
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Just don't‐‐
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Ah...
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Oh, come on.
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So frustrating.
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Well, there goes my life.
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Oh, Paw Paw,
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I've lived my whole life trying
to be as fine a man as you,
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but Homer Simpson's gonna die
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steal back the money
I gave to these orphans.
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‐We love you, Mr. Flanders!
‐
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Oh, Colette.
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There appears to be
a trail of rose petals
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leading to the master bath.
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I wonder who
could've left them there?
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Oh, come now.
You're still cross?
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For the last time,
we can't just turn down jobs
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because it's our anniversary.
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Wait, you international
psychos are married?
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That's none of your concern,
you shorn sheep.
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Huh?
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Tell him, how many year?
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How many year?
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Ten years of wedded bliss.
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Each year sweeter than the last.
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Not one vacation.
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We don't get to take vacations
if we don't take jobs.
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It's called math, darling.
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Hm, wow, if I said something
that sexist,
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my wife would be furious.
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You see?
Even the dead man knows.
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Look, the best marriage advice
I ever got was,
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"If you're thinking it,
just say it."
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Really? Then I should
tell her that every day
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she becomes more and more
like her mother.
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My mother was twice the assassin
you will ever be.
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What did Dr. Pam say
about acting on anger?
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You tell her, Irish guy.
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Go for the eyes, Frenchie.
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Whoever wins
was right all along.
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‐
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‐Hey!
‐Oh!
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Uh, guys? There's a little fire
situation in the kitchen here.
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Okay, you're communicating
honestly, which is great.
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What say we focus on
achievable goals as a couple,
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like putting out this fire?
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Phew.
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D'oh!
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‐Ah!
‐Never go to bed angry?
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Cuddling doesn't always
lead to sex?
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You're not just married killers,
you're homicidal best friends.
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Happy anniversary?
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Ah, you're a corker,
my violent femme.
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‐
‐♪ ♪
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Aw, I knew you crazy kids
could make it work.
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Now, we should probably
get out of here before the‐‐
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You guys okay?
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The key to this safe
has to be here somewhere.
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What in the blue heck
are you doing here?
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Last I saw, you were judging
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my God‐given right
to an open marriage.
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Uh, Barb, I'm in
serious trouble.
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The thing is, uh...
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Fish or get off the hole,
Mr. Flanders.
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I haven't been able
to get that spiffy bod of yours
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out of my dang‐diddly mind.
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Jumpin' jiminy.
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You can do this, Neddy.
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Just think about Homer Simpson.
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Oh, Homie.
I thought I'd lost you.
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Oh, Marge, I'm so sorry.
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I'll never be selfish again.
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Whew! Wasn't that a brisk walk
around Lake How‐do‐ya‐do?
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I'm gonna get a Faygo
from the mini fridge.
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Do you want one?
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Uh, grape, if they have it.
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That gosh darn thief.
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Uff‐da!
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I got away with it.
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‐I got away with...
‐
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I'm sorry, God.
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I‐I just want Homer Simpson
to be okay.
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‐Oh, there he is.
‐
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Ned. Buddy.
Let's get you out of there.
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Ow!
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Oh, I saved you.
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You're finally mine.
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I'm married to the most
selfish man in the world.
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Everybody, all around,
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‐look at this man.
‐
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He saved the orphans' money
and the flag.
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Look at the burns
on his saintly arm.
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Oh, this husky gent
is an American hero.
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Not like that snake,
Ned Flanders.
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Why, he stole this money
after trying to seduce me
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out of my happily‐closed
marriage to Sideshow Mel.
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‐
‐Oh, uh...
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That monster!
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Where is he, so that
I might thrash him?
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He's right over...
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COSTAS
Hello, church chum.
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I, um...
I don't have your money.
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And I don't have your man.
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Funny how things work out.
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I committed every sin
in the book to get that money‐‐
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except sloth, I guess‐‐
and now it's gone.
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Money can be lost, Mr. Flanders,
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but a debt never goes away.
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I am coming to collect.
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When you least expect it,
expect it.
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‐You mean now?
‐No, not now.
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Well, you saying not now
makes me expect it more.
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Look, this is the one time
you shouldn't expect it,
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but every other time,
do expect it.
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Three years ago,
Homer Simpson risked his life
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to save an orphanage's future.
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And now, I'm here
to save your car's future.
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Oil changes, alignment,
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and brake pads,
brake pads, brake pads.
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All at Heroic Lube and Tire.
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Where Route 4 meets
Disco Stu Memorial Drive.
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Just look for the inflatable me.
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Mr. Simpson, may I just say
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it is an honor to get
my washer fluid from you.
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Yo, can I get a selfie
with that gnarly arm?
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What's it like to be married
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to the most beloved man
in Springfield?
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Every day's
better than the last.
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Now come back soon
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'cause you'll always get
a hero's welcome.
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I get it.
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"Hero." The word makes me
sick to my stomach.
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I'll never forget
seeing you choose the money
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instead of saving Ned. Never.
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I wish I could explain,
but I can't.
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I would've left this
godforsaken marriage
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years ago if it
wasn't for the kids‐‐
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‐My special little guy!
‐There he is.
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Check it out.
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I got my
Online Citizenship badge
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for being so polite
on social media.
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You're going to be the youngest
Eagle Scout in town.
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Well, I am half hero.
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I got 100 RSVPs
to my birthday party.
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They probably just want
to come to meet you.
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Got some mail, Dad.
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00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,516
Why'd you get a blank postcard
from Wyoming?
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Hm, that's weird.
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Probably just junk.
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Don't shoot, you little weirdos.
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Daddy, it's Mr. Simpson.
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Hiddly‐ho, neighborino.
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So, how are things
in good old Springfield?
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Uh... it's okay.
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Jailbird got super religious.
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And Marge hates me.
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00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:35,128
Our marriage is deader
than Disco Stu.
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All because I tried
to save that money's life
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and not yours.
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That money made sinners
of us all.
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Can I tell you something, Homer?
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I wanted people
to know I donated it.
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I wanted the attention.
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I brought all of this upon us.
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We both suck.
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Equally.
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Oh, no. He's tracked you here.
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No way. I took
all the precautions,
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even the mariachi Ferris wheel.
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‐
‐What is it, Homer?
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A mistress?
A secret family?
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You'd better not be
a sports podcaster.
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Ned?
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Don't be too sore
at this fella, Marge.
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Homer's been
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food, shelter,
books he thinks I'd like.
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They certainly were
a motley crew.
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This is the most selfless thing
you've ever done,
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and you didn't even tell anyone.
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I couldn't say anything,
or Ned would be in danger.
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There's this crazy psycho
who wants to kill him, and‐‐
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Hey, you weren't
followed here, were you?
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Great, more walking.
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Homie, if we don't make it,
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I need you to know
that you are a decent man,
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and I love you.
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No. I won't put you two
in any more danger.
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I'm the one he wants.
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‐Okay. Bye.
‐Phew. Good luck.
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It's been a long time,
Mr. Flanders.
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Now, will you
be paying your debt
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in money or blood?
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Blood it is.
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Ah, balance.
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Balance? Is that what
this blood‐soaked rigmarole
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has been all about? Why?
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You ever hear the parable
of Lucifer and the millipede?
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One day, a tiny...
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The end.
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Oh, just kill me already.
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I deserve it for stealing,
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seducing, fibbing.
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I tarnished the good name
of my Paw Paw,
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Sherriff Ned Flanders.
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Your grandfather was dirtier
than a hobo's handkerchief.
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Why, he even killed a man
in cold blood for that money.
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No!
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He was nothing
but a good time Charlie.
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I'll kill you!
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