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This holy anointed oil...
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I bless you in Jesus Christ's name.
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May the Lord raise you up.
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If you have things left
unsaid, this would be the time.
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Has anyone seen Mikey?
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He's in the kitchen
organizing the Tupperware lids.
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Unbelievable.
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None of these lids fit.
None of these lids fit.
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I don't know how people live like this.
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Hey, big baby. This is happening.
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Our dad is dying whether
you want to admit it or not.
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He's gonna pull through, okay?
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I do not understand where
the contact paper is though.
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Honestly, pretty unsanitary.
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We have known this was
coming for a year and a half.
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You can face reality, or
you can just keep remodeling
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the whole house like
you did with Nana June.
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Fits.
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He's gone.
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Great. You missed it, jackass.
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And I missed it too. Oh, Daddy...
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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Come on, haven't you ever wanted
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to be one of those
people who opens something
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and eats it before they pay?
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Maybe a bag of chips,
but you are housing
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a full sheet cake that
feeds a small family.
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Yeah, but I'm dying.
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So I'm gonna do whatever I want
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without worrying what people think.
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Yeah, right, and I fully support you,
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but everyone can see that you shoved
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a bottle of vodka down your pants.
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- Shh!
- I'm sorry.
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I just know that you
wanted to stop treatment
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to live life to the fullest,
but I didn't know that meant
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you wanted to spend it in
a correctional facility.
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All right. I was gonna pay for it.
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I just want to feel the rush, you know?
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I wanted to feel all the feels.
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I made a to-do list.
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Wow, this is a
versatile bucket list.
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Okay, "Dance more." Check there.
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- "Vandalize." That's a surprising one.
- Oh! I just... check, aisle five.
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I just drew a penis
on a jar of marinara.
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"Run a marathon." You
are gonna do that alone.
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"Skinny dip in Lake Como."
We could do Lake Erie.
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Marry someone I'm madly in love with.
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That's like flossing.
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It's, like, too much work,
and it's way too late.
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I mean, uh, you could do that.
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Are you being serious right now?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call your bluff.
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What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
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Attention, shoppers.
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Please make your way
to the produce section
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between the bananas and the tomatillos
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where I am going to ask the man
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that I am madly in
love with to marry me.
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I already told her that
I would, and I meant it.
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Yes, Paula.
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I will marry you.
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You splurged on me. Wow.
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Oh, my God. I'm still married.
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But, uh, practically divorced.
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Um, just not legally.
She's actually moved on.
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She's pregnant, and we are...
we're doing this.
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It's... it's good. I'm in love.
Getting married.
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And they're not calling
any plays for me.
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I know you're nervous
about... it's not a big...
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Look, having a herniated
disc is not as...
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I disagree.
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Just make some calls for me, okay?
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What's with the herniated disc?
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I thought you said you were fine.
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It feels like you're lying to me.
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Gabby, I'm not lying to you.
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It's just an old injury.
It's from that car accident.
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I'm not keeping anything
important from you.
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I wouldn't do anything stupid, okay?
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Okay.
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Come on.
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Hey. You doing okay?
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You are so brave, Paula.
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Okay, uh, let's get this out of the way.
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I have cancer.
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And it's weird for me too.
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But when I'm here with you guys,
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I'd like to be treated
like a normal person,
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not a puppy abandoned at a truck stop.
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- Totally understandable.
- Okay, fine.
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You're just... You're just a blonde lady
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with moderately above
average dance skill.
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I feel like you went a little too far
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in the opposite direction.
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But I appreciate the effort.
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We're just on our way to something.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks. Thanks.
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Um, the wedding. Let's talk about that.
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- Yes, I have a plan.
- Oh, good.
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How about my divorce?
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What the hell is this?
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It's from the 12 days of Christmas.
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It would make more sense, Alan,
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if we weren't a month
away from Christmas.
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Wow. You're a premature decorator.
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I never would have guessed.
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Let's just say I'm
never going to tell Alan
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- to take initiative again.
- I love the holidays.
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What can I do for you guys?
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Mike and I want to get married ASAP,
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but we don't want to plan anything.
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Oh, my God. That's amazing.
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I love weddings. Plus with you two,
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America's gonna have
a five-hanky crygasm.
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But Mike is still married.
So we need to rush the divorce.
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But Paige is pregnant,
so should be easy.
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What? A pregnancy,
a wedding, and a divorce
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all in one episode?
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This is perfect. Thank you.
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- So we're good?
- Yeah, yeah.
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We'll set it up for tomorrow. Right?
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Great.
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Hey, you know we can...
We can turn this into
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a cake topper maybe.
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Okay, what about the Reggie tape?
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Are we still gonna show it to Gabby?
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Yeah, but when the time is right.
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As for the wedding... You know what?
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I'll handle the divorce. You are a girl.
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You take care of the decorations.
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Uh, I'm actually a woman
with no desire to get married,
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but what are your thoughts
on colors, flowers?
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- Are we talking rustic?
- We got 24 hours. Who cares?
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Look, just call the network
and have them send the set
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of Married by Mike Tyson here.
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And stop looking so stressed.
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It's a wedding. Who cares?
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Alan? Pretty ugly. Makes no sense.
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- You gonna get rid of it?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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I mean, it's a bunch
of birds on a platter.
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And I don't want to see it. I don't...
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Even when we're close to Christmas,
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I don't want to see it.
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Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
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Would you stop that?
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Julia, lengthen!
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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Do you ever stop yelling?
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Three months ago, I
was teaching calculus
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to teenagers that were half asleep.
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I can't take this. I'm taking a break.
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Uh-uh-uh. Back here. please.
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Justin, did you see who's here?
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Oh, my God. It's Annie Hines.
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Talk about exuding Scorpio energy.
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She's a Broadway director.
Started as a choreographer.
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She won three Tonys
in the last five years.
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Let's just break. I have a meeting.
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When we come back, I want
your heads in the game!
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- Heads in the game.
- Shut up, Simon!
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No, not you. Justin, come with us.
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Go.
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Justin, come on!
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Talk about me. Talk about me.
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I hope she saw that. That was so good.
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When I think about the future,
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I just focus on my two dreams.
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Performing with y'all in Swan
Lake and marrying Mike.
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I might not make it to the performance
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'cause I'm tired and
losing weight, but...
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But I get to marry Mike tomorrow.
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And one out of two ain't bad, right?
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Hey.
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I'm gonna produce
the hell out of that wedding.
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You're gonna have your day.
I promise you.
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Let's do something classic, right?
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Oh, come on. Seriously?
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Guys, these flowers remind
me of my Aunt Edna's wake.
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Let's get a little class in here, huh?
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Oh, off-white. No brainer.
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They all look the same.
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No, Alan, they do not look the same.
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One is warm, inviting, and romantic.
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The other one screams, "Come to a lunch"
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and buy a timeshare."
All right? Come on, guys.
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We are better than this.
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Ooh, someone turned into bridezilla.
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Brittney, Raven, and I are planning
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a spa-themed bridal
bachelorette party for Paula.
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Honestly,
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I've never even been to a spa
or a bachelorette party.
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So what do you have in
mind for the spa theme?
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Okay. So I'm bringing these new,
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highly effective, questionably-toxic,
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nightshade face masks that I
am the brand ambassador for,
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which actually really works out,
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'cause I owe them a lot of
video content and testimonials.
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I'm making a cocktail called Mint to Be
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from "Martha Stewart Living."
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Yeah, that's right. Get into it, Alan.
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Martha's my bitch.
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She's been to prison. Like...
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I was gonna bring some
flesh-toned penis straws.
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But apparently they don't fit
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into Brittney and Raven's vision.
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You know they're called
cocktails for a reason.
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- I get it. Mm-hmm.
- Cocktails. Yeah.
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- He gets it.
- That's good.
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I can tell you're doing
something amazing, Monica.
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Still haven't managed
to teach most of them
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what a chasse is.
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Don't dismiss a compliment
when it's true.
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It has passion and art.
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And you're thinking outside the box,
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which is surprising coming from
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the uptight purist I used to know.
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Next you're going to
tell me you quit smoking.
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I did actually.
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Or that you removed
our matching tattoos.
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How's your mom?
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She's finally gotten over our breakup.
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Mary's the best; I still
think about texting her.
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You should. She really loves you.
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She's the only mother who ever did.
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So Annie here is a Broadway director.
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I heard that.
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Did you hear that
I'm casting my next show?
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I asked her to come and see you,
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because I think you should audition.
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Really? Yeah, that... that'd be amazing.
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Fantastic.
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Happy I flew in.
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Thank you so much for coming
with me to get beauty supplies.
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- Appreciate it.
- My pleasure.
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Which, coincidentally,
is the name of this red.
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- Is it really?
- Yeah.
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Well, I have to be honest.
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I'm really sorry that we didn't
get to go on our lunch date,
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but I hope we can take a "Rain Check."
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- Nice one.
- Thank you.
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Do you think the person who
names these is doing okay?
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This one's called
"Crying from a Rooftop."
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Wow. I don't know which is sadder,
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that or "Boiled Shrimp"?
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- Delicious.
- I don't know about that.
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Yeah.
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I really do want to
go and celebrate Paula.
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She deserves it.
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But I just kinda don't
want to go back yet.
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Let's just play some more hooky.
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00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:28,523
And get some frozen yogurt.
254
00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:30,283
- All right.
- All right?
255
00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:32,619
- Very specific.
- How could you say no to that?
256
00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,851
You know you can pay
someone to do that, right?
257
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:42,287
It relaxes me. What do you want?
258
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:43,612
I want to see if you'll officiate
259
00:10:43,617 --> 00:10:44,687
Paula and Mike's wedding.
260
00:10:44,692 --> 00:10:46,675
- I am not interested.
- What?
261
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,193
I just assumed you'd
already fantasized about it.
262
00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:49,921
Like, maybe jotted down some corny jokes
263
00:10:49,926 --> 00:10:51,166
on paper or something.
264
00:10:51,171 --> 00:10:53,267
If you must know, I'm cursed.
265
00:10:53,272 --> 00:10:54,715
I've officiated seven weddings.
266
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,744
All of which have ended in divorce.
267
00:10:56,749 --> 00:10:58,653
Ariana and Pete just
asked me to officiate,
268
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,688
and you see what happened to them.
269
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,692
Yeah. Oh, yes.
270
00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,657
Well they'd definitely be
together if not for you.
271
00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,307
Come on. I want this
wedding to be special.
272
00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:07,734
Look, you and I both know
that if I put Monica up there,
273
00:11:07,739 --> 00:11:09,386
she's going to dump a bucket
of pig's blood on her head
274
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,792
before burning the whole
thing to the ground.
275
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,370
Is that how you speak about
the woman you're dating?
276
00:11:12,374 --> 00:11:13,812
It's the reason I like her.
277
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,645
Look, I want tomorrow to be special too.
278
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,313
That's why I'm saying no.
279
00:11:18,465 --> 00:11:20,983
But if Paula wants, I'll
walk her down the aisle.
280
00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:22,729
Oh, that's very... Don't do that. Stop.
281
00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,574
- Shoo, shoo, shoo.
- Is that sandalwood?
282
00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:25,821
- Shoo.
- You sure?
283
00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:27,579
- Shoo.
- Come on, Wayne.
284
00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:30,929
Oh, my gosh. I love these.
These are so good.
285
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,725
Be right with you folks.
286
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,447
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
287
00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:36,683
Too much to choose from, right?
288
00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:39,440
Hey, mate, what do you...
What do you recommend?
289
00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:41,765
People seem to like
the Cheeky Chocolate Chunk.
290
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,280
The Bodacious Butterscotch
is pretty popular.
291
00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:45,692
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
I'll take a Cheeky Chocolate.
292
00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:47,869
Oh, with rainbow sprinkles. Thanks.
293
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,304
I think I'll take the butterscotch
294
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,068
and a freaking explanation.
295
00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:52,740
Am I missing something?
296
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,776
Yeah, this is my husband who
disappeared two months ago
297
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,522
and drained our savings account.
298
00:11:57,527 --> 00:11:59,432
I'm sorry I didn't call, Julia.
299
00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:01,955
I was robbed at this
youth hostel in Costa Rica.
300
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,807
Seriously, Kevin? A youth hostel?
301
00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:08,174
And now you're working at
some lame-ass yogurt shop
302
00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:11,125
not 3 miles away from
our home and your girls?
303
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,111
This place isn't as bad
as it looks, all right?
304
00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:16,391
- I get free yogurt.
- No. Again, Kevin,
305
00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:18,820
the yogurt is deducted
from your paycheck.
306
00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:22,460
You said rainbow sprinkles?
307
00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,622
Shut up about your rainbow sprinkles,
308
00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:29,390
you feckless, disappointing,
sad sack of a man!
309
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,807
You know what?
310
00:12:37,812 --> 00:12:39,571
With that bone structure, girl,
311
00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:41,017
let's just keep it down.
312
00:12:41,022 --> 00:12:42,062
Tease it to high heaven.
313
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,400
Sexier. Boom.
314
00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:46,480
Let's do that. Let's do that.
And what about concealer?
315
00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:48,237
'Cause I have kind of
an under eye situation.
316
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:51,119
Don't worry, my concealer
could cover a face tattoo.
317
00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:52,621
Paula. Hey. I was hoping
I wouldn't have to
318
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,033
bother you with any decisions,
319
00:12:54,038 --> 00:12:56,595
but apparently Wayne has
been cursed by a witch...
320
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,155
Don't ask... And can't officiate.
321
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,219
Look, I can get you anybody else.
322
00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:01,718
I can get you Andy Cohen.
I can get you a Sean Spicer.
323
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:04,744
I can get you Chip and/or Joanna Gaines.
324
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:07,627
- Uh, Mike Tyson?
- Why don't you do it?
325
00:13:07,632 --> 00:13:08,938
Well, I can't do it.
I'm not on the show.
326
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:10,133
So be on the show.
327
00:13:10,138 --> 00:13:11,951
I don't think you understand.
There's the producer.
328
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:13,211
Then there's the show.
329
00:13:13,216 --> 00:13:14,549
Producer. Show.
330
00:13:14,554 --> 00:13:16,751
And never the twain shall meet. Okay?
331
00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:18,570
- I get it. You're scared.
- I'm not scared.
332
00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:20,445
Stay there. I'm a... I'm a professional.
333
00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,165
You know that means you
have to do it, right?
334
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,562
No, I... stop it.
335
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:27,094
- Think about it.
- Movie star.
336
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,921
Go get him. Go get him.
337
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,788
He's scared.
338
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:34,510
Does it say my name behind me?
339
00:13:34,515 --> 00:13:35,678
- Oh, yes, it does.
- It does.
340
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,452
- And it's huge, isn't it?
- Oh, yes, it is.
341
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:41,259
Now look over here.
Just sit back. Show me...
342
00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:42,594
Wayne, I know where to look, all right?
343
00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:44,596
And it's just this chair
is really uncomfortable.
344
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,619
I know. You requested it.
345
00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:47,649
Are the lights always this bright?
346
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:48,797
I feel like I'm going under the knife.
347
00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:50,695
- Nick, just talk to me.
- I'm talking to you.
348
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,922
- No, no, look here.
- I know where to look,
349
00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:52,960
but you said talk to me.
350
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,273
- Talk to me here.
- Wayne, don't get
351
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,459
too comfortable back there.
352
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:58,114
Okay. Now, tell me how do
you feel about officiating
353
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,116
Mike and Paula's wedding tomorrow?
354
00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:01,779
Uh, I feel better knowing
355
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,115
I'm going to make you
write everything I say.
356
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,148
Oh, not happening.
357
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,208
I'm sensing a growth opportunity here.
358
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,968
Nick Blackburn's very own big leap.
359
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,138
You know what? I'm going
to leap out of here.
360
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,182
I'm sick of seeing your face right here.
361
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,897
Are we gonna dance or are
we gonna do gymnastics?
362
00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,217
We don't need to compete
to be my best man.
363
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:28,265
Life is a competition, Mikey.
Let's get in there, Ellison.
364
00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:32,311
In his face. Put it in his face.
365
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:33,585
Put it in his face.
366
00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:36,997
I feel like we're watching a
back injury compilation here.
367
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:41,187
- Buddy, you all right?
- Ice it. Ice it.
368
00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:43,912
Yeah, Ellison just relegated
himself to ring bearer.
369
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,635
Oh, rings. Rings. I need to get rings.
370
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,102
Isn't Nick taking care of everything?
371
00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:49,320
No, no, no. I don't want Nick
372
00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:51,081
picking up a ring for my future wife.
373
00:14:51,086 --> 00:14:52,125
Yo, we know a guy who could get you
374
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,589
a mall's kiosk worth of rings.
375
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:54,594
You do?
376
00:14:54,599 --> 00:14:55,938
Yeah, we get all our stuff from there.
377
00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,874
Check it out. Check it out.
378
00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,928
Yeah. I'm okay.
I think I'm good actually.
379
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,133
Okay, he just texted me back.
380
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:02,204
He said he'll be here in an hour.
381
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,499
He takes cash or Bitcoin,
382
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:05,656
but don't look at him in
the eye; he don't like that.
383
00:15:05,661 --> 00:15:07,511
- Okay, good to know.
- And Mikey...
384
00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:10,351
- Now go have fun.
- Mikey! Mikey!
385
00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:13,773
Mikey! Mikey! Mikey!
386
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:15,611
To love or have loved, that is enough.
387
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,113
Alan, where'd you get this garbage?
388
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,718
Victor Hugo. Les Mis�rables.
389
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,858
Oh, Les Mis. It's only the most
depressing movie ever made.
390
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:23,377
I can't... I can't read this
at the ceremony, Alan. Come on.
391
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,288
Well, I've got great
news, I've got good news,
392
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,882
and I've got bad news.
Which would you like?
393
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,216
I'd like all of it, Alan, obviously.
394
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,701
Okay. Well, the great news is we went
395
00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:32,536
with the off-white linens
and they look spectacular.
396
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,130
- That's not news, Alan.
- Okay.
397
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,224
Well, the good news is I took
the Ordained Minister test
398
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,542
for you and got 100%.
399
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,075
Yes, that is news.
400
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,989
The bad news is Michigan
has a two-day waiting period.
401
00:15:42,994 --> 00:15:45,049
No. Alan, no.
402
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:47,214
What time does the county
clerk's office close?
403
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,979
So how'd it go with Annie?
404
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,296
What did she order? Did she even eat?
405
00:15:53,575 --> 00:15:55,075
Kind of weird. Yeah.
406
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,200
She and Monica were giving
googly eyes the whole time.
407
00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:59,655
Googly eyes? Wait, they were together?
408
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,899
Oh, my God. First Annie. Now Nick.
409
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:03,828
Everything Monica
does is so fascinating.
410
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,407
She's my queen.
411
00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:07,571
So why'd they bring you?
412
00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:10,163
Well, she wants me to
audition for her next show.
413
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:11,766
- What?
- I know. It's pretty cool, right?
414
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,617
- How does she even know you?
- What do you mean?
415
00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:16,354
No offense, but you have
no followers, zero credits.
416
00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:18,766
- Ouch.
- I'm just surprised. That's all.
417
00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:19,969
Well, when you get over your shock,
418
00:16:19,973 --> 00:16:21,490
maybe you can say, "Congratulations."
419
00:16:21,495 --> 00:16:23,116
Justin, I didn't mean it...
420
00:16:23,121 --> 00:16:24,554
I got to get this right.
421
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:26,348
But there is a wide variety here.
422
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,184
- Mikey, we got you.
- Yeah.
423
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,259
Oh, thanks for modeling them, guys.
424
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:34,599
The snake, you know... I
mean, normally I would say no,
425
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,937
but she has been exploring
her wild side lately.
426
00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:40,468
Maybe the one in sapphires
that says, "S-O-B."
427
00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:42,623
Maybe that's too aggressive. Could work.
428
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,942
Honestly, I don't know.
What do you think, ring guy?
429
00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,536
Yo, don't... don't look him in the eye.
430
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,630
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I won't look.
431
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,948
Let me tell you this real quick.
432
00:16:49,953 --> 00:16:51,953
All of these have a lifetime guarantee.
433
00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:53,876
You come back in 10 years
and need them cleaned,
434
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,356
just come back to me.
435
00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:57,910
We don't have 10 years.
436
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,461
Okay, um, you know something?
I'm just going to get
437
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:04,053
a breath of fresh air
if that's all right.
438
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,557
- Yeah.
- Mike.
439
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,609
- Bing!
- Yes.
440
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,579
And over here we have "Big Leap's"
441
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,487
Monica Sullivan soaking it in.
442
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,171
I just know your pores are in heaven.
443
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:18,533
How does this mask feel on your face?
444
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,703
Like a front row seat to Chernobyl.
445
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,955
Cheerio.
Another success story.
446
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,295
If you'll excuse me,
I need some burn salve
447
00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:26,241
and a fire extinguisher.
448
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:28,986
Your hands are cold.
How's your circulation?
449
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,245
It's not great.
450
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,434
- You getting tired?
- Yeah.
451
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,445
But don't tell anybody,
'cause I'm having fun.
452
00:17:36,162 --> 00:17:38,829
Um, uh, excuse me, Mr. Plumber Man.
453
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,348
This is the women's locker room.
454
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,185
Sorry, drain's clogged in the bathroom.
455
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,859
- So which one of y'all did it?
- Excuse me?
456
00:17:45,077 --> 00:17:47,369
I said which one of you
made a huge mess in there?
457
00:17:47,374 --> 00:17:49,526
It was me. I did it.
458
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,953
Miriam!
459
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,452
? 'Bout to tear it up ?
460
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,011
Yeah!
461
00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:05,039
? You ain't finished yet,
you say you the best ?
462
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:06,866
? Say it with your chest ?
463
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:19,127
Let's just say
464
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,794
I had to smuggle in my own penis straw.
465
00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,472
I'm the bride! I'm the bride!
466
00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:38,674
Just one second.
467
00:18:38,679 --> 00:18:40,142
Can we just have second?
468
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,028
Julia, are you okay?
469
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,247
I'm fine. I'm fine.
470
00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:46,580
I'm so sorry I'm crying.
471
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,806
You know, this is supposed to be happy.
472
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:52,845
And we're all pretending that
it's normal, but it's not.
473
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,533
It's sad. I'm sorry.
474
00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,606
You don't have to be sorry.
475
00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:00,168
I mean, it is sad and it's probably good
476
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,915
we acknowledge that.
477
00:19:02,419 --> 00:19:04,770
Today was the best day.
478
00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:06,269
Good.
479
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:09,150
And I know that I'm
asking a lot of you guys.
480
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:13,181
And Mike, I see him being
so strong and supportive,
481
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,424
despite being so scared.
482
00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,991
And I'm really grateful.
483
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,705
I do have one last request actually.
484
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,892
Um, I always wanted my bridesmaids
485
00:19:22,897 --> 00:19:25,196
to wear really ugly
bridesmaid's dresses.
486
00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:27,570
Why?
487
00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:28,622
Even you, Monica.
488
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,552
I'd be honored and horrified.
489
00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:38,782
So should I leave, or did you
want me to start from the top?
490
00:19:38,787 --> 00:19:40,621
Start from the top!
491
00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:51,085
You mind if I sit
by this dumpster with you?
492
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,904
Yeah, sure.
493
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,094
I don't know if I can do this, man.
494
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:03,157
What's going on?
495
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,421
He doesn't know if he can do this, man.
496
00:20:05,484 --> 00:20:08,625
It's just that I made
all those promises to her.
497
00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:11,148
And now that it's here, it is...
498
00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:14,821
It's just... it's too... sad.
499
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,840
Hey, fellas.
500
00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:18,594
What's happening?
501
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:20,491
He made all these promises,
but he doesn't think
502
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,985
he can do it anymore,
'cause it makes him sad.
503
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,577
You know, at least with treatment
I thought I could
504
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:28,091
hide behind some hope.
505
00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:29,761
I hear you, Mike.
506
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:33,094
It is so incredibly sad.
507
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,843
But even if you run from
this, Paula's gonna die.
508
00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:40,456
And, um...
509
00:20:40,754 --> 00:20:42,771
you're gonna be heartbroken.
510
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,719
The choice isn't whether or
not you're gonna feel pain.
511
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,521
You're gonna feel pain.
512
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:53,138
The choice is about...
513
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,037
how you feel about yourself
when that time comes.
514
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,200
Look, I know it's tough,
515
00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:03,412
but, you know, you'll get through it.
516
00:21:04,771 --> 00:21:07,538
Yeah, I know. I know you guys are right.
517
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:11,041
Right. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah.
518
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,279
It's okay to cry.
519
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:15,710
You can do it.
520
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:18,324
The only way is through.
521
00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:22,039
You got to sit in it
and feel the feelings.
522
00:21:24,198 --> 00:21:28,017
Be there for Paula.
We'll be there for you.
523
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:43,269
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackburn,
524
00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:45,573
but like I told you, if we
don't observe the 48-hour
525
00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:47,866
waiting period, we would
be breaking the law.
526
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,121
And we don't want to do that. Of course.
527
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,554
But I'd like to remind you that
there's a woman dying of cancer.
528
00:21:51,558 --> 00:21:53,745
Yes, you mentioned that several times.
529
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,081
And none of that made it into the crypt
530
00:21:55,085 --> 00:21:56,284
that contains your heart?
531
00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:57,363
She's going to die.
532
00:21:57,368 --> 00:21:58,383
And the only thing she wants is to marry
533
00:21:58,387 --> 00:22:00,554
the man she loves tomorrow, and we...
534
00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:03,347
You and me... Have
the unique opportunity
535
00:22:03,352 --> 00:22:05,480
to make that dream come true.
All we have to do
536
00:22:05,485 --> 00:22:08,236
is put that stamp on this
piece of paper right there.
537
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,724
So come on. Just do it.
Just stamp it. Just pick it up.
538
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,222
Put it down. Stamp it. Just stamp it.
539
00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,910
Stamp the pa... pick it up,
put it here, and it's done.
540
00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:17,637
I would be happy to
stamp the certification
541
00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:21,097
48 hours from today.
542
00:22:21,183 --> 00:22:22,941
I can see...
543
00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:25,027
Let that ring in your ear.
544
00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,515
Next.
545
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:29,667
Well, that crapped out.
Come on. Get outta here.
546
00:22:29,671 --> 00:22:31,511
- Excuse me.
- Yes.
547
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,929
Mindy Kessler. Born
and raised in Saginaw,
548
00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:36,159
home of the world's
largest bean elevator.
549
00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:37,613
During the day, I am a homemaker
550
00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:39,787
and a data entry associate
at the county clerk's office.
551
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:43,675
But at night in my dreams, I dance.
552
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,665
Would you like to make a deal?
553
00:22:47,336 --> 00:22:49,945
Yes. Yes, Mindy, I would.
554
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,508
He got the ball, and he
ran towards the end zone.
555
00:22:52,513 --> 00:22:55,073
And smash!
556
00:22:55,078 --> 00:22:56,693
Yeah!
557
00:22:56,698 --> 00:22:59,031
- You should've seen it.
- Oh, yeah.
558
00:22:59,036 --> 00:23:00,959
Well, it's a lot more
fun watching you replay.
559
00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:03,136
Time for bed, mister. It's late.
560
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:04,306
Is Reggie coming to the wedding?
561
00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:06,168
He better be; I'm planning
562
00:23:06,173 --> 00:23:08,058
a big surprise for Mike and Paula.
563
00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:11,527
All right. Jammy time.
I'll be up in five minutes.
564
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,050
Goodnight, sweetie.
565
00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,700
Don't you think all this
is going a little fast?
566
00:23:20,705 --> 00:23:22,630
She has terminal cancer, Mom.
567
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,609
I'm talking about you and Reggie.
568
00:23:24,831 --> 00:23:27,040
Did you consider slowing
things down a little
569
00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:28,966
and not bringing him into Sam's life?
570
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,728
When I introduced him to
Sam, he was just my friend.
571
00:23:30,732 --> 00:23:33,363
Your friend that you were in love with.
572
00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:36,641
Honestly, can you ever
just be happy for me?
573
00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:42,738
Ooh, well, someone went crazy
574
00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:44,529
with taffeta and a hot glue gun, huh?
575
00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:47,053
- Oh, I'd like you to meet Tina.
- Mindy.
576
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:48,620
- Mindy. Meet Mindy.
- Hello.
577
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,006
She's gonna be joining our cast.
578
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:51,674
Mindy loves to dance.
Show her what you...
579
00:23:51,678 --> 00:23:53,403
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
580
00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,566
Shuffle ball change. It's a thing.
581
00:23:55,571 --> 00:23:57,012
Yeah. And she's promised to bring us
582
00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:59,105
one of her famous tater tot casseroles.
583
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,849
I use four types of cheese.
584
00:24:00,854 --> 00:24:02,092
Sounds so good. Thanks, Mindy.
585
00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:04,206
You can go on out there
and dance some more.
586
00:24:04,211 --> 00:24:06,113
- Okay. Okay.
- Just...
587
00:24:06,118 --> 00:24:07,524
No matter how low I set the bar,
588
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,152
you never fail to disappoint me.
589
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:13,862
Hey, what do you think about
being my date for the wedding?
590
00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:15,105
Nick, it's one thing to go to dinner.
591
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:17,535
It's another thing to
sit next to each other
592
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,589
and watch people exchange lifetime vows.
593
00:24:19,909 --> 00:24:21,110
Well, your loss.
594
00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:22,905
You know, I'm... I'm
gonna be considered a hero
595
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:25,618
when you see what I do
with the wedding out there.
596
00:24:25,712 --> 00:24:26,917
- Nick?
- Yeah?
597
00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:28,839
Paige won't sign the divorce papers.
598
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:29,844
Damn it! No.
599
00:24:29,849 --> 00:24:31,380
What are you... guys,
move out of the way.
600
00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:33,136
Out of the way. It's just... Thank you.
601
00:24:33,141 --> 00:24:35,942
I saw Annie came by this morning.
602
00:24:35,947 --> 00:24:37,652
Yeah, she's auditioning Justin.
603
00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:38,914
I think it'll be a good match.
604
00:24:38,919 --> 00:24:41,628
And you haven't spoken
to her in a while, huh?
605
00:24:42,727 --> 00:24:43,902
What is it, Wayne?
606
00:24:43,907 --> 00:24:45,303
I'm merely reminiscing on the fact
607
00:24:45,308 --> 00:24:48,873
that Annie was the last
real relationship you had.
608
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,730
- And that was years ago.
- So?
609
00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:54,730
So why not go to the wedding with Nick?
610
00:24:54,735 --> 00:24:56,420
You hate Nick.
611
00:24:56,425 --> 00:24:58,573
This is less about
Nick and more about you.
612
00:25:04,218 --> 00:25:06,869
Paige, what prevents us?
Just so you know,
613
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,189
we're recording the Zoom for the show.
614
00:25:08,193 --> 00:25:10,638
What prevents you
from leaving me alone?
615
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,654
- Why are you hounding me?
- Well, Paige,
616
00:25:12,659 --> 00:25:14,077
we need to get these
divorce papers signed,
617
00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:15,833
and you were the one who
wanted to end the marriage.
618
00:25:15,837 --> 00:25:17,653
So why don't you grab a pen there
619
00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:18,733
and get to scribbling, huh?
620
00:25:18,737 --> 00:25:20,943
I'm just not sure
I'm ready, okay?
621
00:25:20,948 --> 00:25:22,931
Come on. I know you're pregnant
with another man's baby.
622
00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:24,325
All right? You gotta cut bait on Mike.
623
00:25:24,329 --> 00:25:26,274
- You're being selfish here.
- I'm sorry.
624
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:29,009
Are you calling a woman
who is this pregnant,
625
00:25:29,014 --> 00:25:32,954
who spends her days barfing, selfish?
626
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:35,018
Uh, no, I'm... I'm sorry.
627
00:25:35,023 --> 00:25:36,560
I didn't mean... I didn't mean that.
628
00:25:36,857 --> 00:25:38,240
Um, okay.
629
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:45,099
Maybe I am, but I'm
pregnant and depressed.
630
00:25:45,104 --> 00:25:48,105
And Patrick can't even
get a crib put together.
631
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:49,866
He's been working on it for two days.
632
00:25:49,871 --> 00:25:51,443
Mike could have done it in two hours.
633
00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:52,613
I get it. Hey, come on.
634
00:25:52,632 --> 00:25:53,945
Calm down. Things are bad right now.
635
00:25:53,949 --> 00:25:55,372
I understand. It's gonna be okay.
636
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:56,859
What? So I leave him,
637
00:25:56,864 --> 00:26:00,224
and now all of a sudden
he's this really great guy?
638
00:26:00,229 --> 00:26:03,230
And I'm supposed to let
him get married again
639
00:26:03,368 --> 00:26:05,376
on television?
640
00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:08,885
It's like telling the world I failed.
641
00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,294
Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
You didn't fail, okay?
642
00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:13,298
You did what you needed to
do. You took care of yourself.
643
00:26:13,302 --> 00:26:16,300
You inspired Mike to do the same.
644
00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:18,881
Look, I understand this.
I've been through it.
645
00:26:18,886 --> 00:26:20,292
Divorce is one of the
hardest things in the world,
646
00:26:20,296 --> 00:26:23,469
but you cannot let it harden you, Paige.
647
00:26:23,474 --> 00:26:25,519
You deserve to be happy and to move on.
648
00:26:25,524 --> 00:26:28,400
And you know... you know
Mike deserves the same.
649
00:26:29,185 --> 00:26:30,648
What do you say?
650
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:37,822
Fine. Just don't tell Mike
651
00:26:37,827 --> 00:26:39,733
that Patrick can't get
the crib together, okay?
652
00:26:39,753 --> 00:26:42,011
Just tell him he did it in an hour.
653
00:26:42,015 --> 00:26:43,564
In an hour. You got it.
654
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:46,037
I hate you so much.
655
00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:27,682
Okay, here we go.
656
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,374
We're gonna... it's time to...
It's a wedding.
657
00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:30,374
Time to officiate.
658
00:27:30,379 --> 00:27:31,621
So how are you feeling?
659
00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:32,959
Uh, I'm feeling... you know what?
660
00:27:32,964 --> 00:27:34,572
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
661
00:27:34,577 --> 00:27:35,816
Those go to the side, all right?
662
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,500
We need to cheat Mike
and Paula's coverage.
663
00:27:37,738 --> 00:27:39,238
Am I the only one who
shot a wedding here?
664
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,073
Guys, how about some energy, huh?
665
00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,168
Come on. There's a wedding happening.
666
00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:44,018
- Nick?
- I feel great. I feel great.
667
00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:45,386
All right, come on. Let's do this, guys.
668
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:46,727
Yeah. Cut.
669
00:28:44,868 --> 00:28:47,274
You may be wondering...
hold on, can we reset?
670
00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:49,110
Hey, let's cue the sunset please.
671
00:28:49,115 --> 00:28:50,654
Billy, cue the sunset.
672
00:28:51,891 --> 00:28:53,673
- Here we go.
- That's lovely.
673
00:28:53,678 --> 00:28:54,858
Okay.
674
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:56,345
You may be wondering
675
00:28:56,350 --> 00:28:58,967
why Mike and Paula asked me
to officiate their wedding.
676
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:02,506
Me too. I didn't want to do this.
677
00:29:02,511 --> 00:29:06,080
I did not want to stand
up here in front of cameras
678
00:29:06,085 --> 00:29:07,675
and talk about love.
679
00:29:07,974 --> 00:29:10,009
But then I asked myself the
question that I'm usually
680
00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:11,421
asking everyone else,
681
00:29:11,522 --> 00:29:15,014
which is what prevents us?
682
00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:17,638
You can ask that question
about a lot of things.
683
00:29:18,111 --> 00:29:20,611
What prevents us from saying
the things we want to say,
684
00:29:20,623 --> 00:29:24,383
or from allowing ourselves
to love or be loved?
685
00:29:24,602 --> 00:29:26,442
And you'll always come
up with the same answer.
686
00:29:26,810 --> 00:29:30,068
The thing that prevents us is fear.
687
00:29:30,885 --> 00:29:32,109
Putting yourself out there.
688
00:29:32,114 --> 00:29:34,799
Letting someone really see you is scary.
689
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,439
Trusting other people's terrifying.
690
00:29:38,008 --> 00:29:39,704
Looking at a terrible situation,
691
00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:41,506
holding hands,
692
00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:43,177
and facing it together,
693
00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:45,576
well, I guess that's love.
694
00:29:46,342 --> 00:29:51,123
So today we celebrate
love triumphing over fear.
695
00:29:51,907 --> 00:29:53,977
You know, Mike and
Paula met on this show.
696
00:29:54,332 --> 00:29:56,406
I have to give myself credit.
I saw their story right away.
697
00:29:56,410 --> 00:29:58,148
I put their headshots
right next to each other.
698
00:29:58,152 --> 00:29:59,152
And I said,
699
00:29:59,157 --> 00:30:02,639
"These two... these two are gonna bang."
700
00:30:05,147 --> 00:30:07,474
But it turned out to
be much more than that.
701
00:30:07,701 --> 00:30:09,570
It turned out to be a love story
702
00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:12,432
that should give us all
hope and inspiration.
703
00:30:12,575 --> 00:30:16,653
So, Mike and Paula, thank you
for asking me to officiate.
704
00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:18,244
If there's anything you guys
want to say to each other
705
00:30:18,248 --> 00:30:19,333
before we get to the deal points,
706
00:30:19,337 --> 00:30:20,444
now is probably the right time.
707
00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:22,420
- I do have a few things.
- Okay, great.
708
00:30:23,053 --> 00:30:27,255
Paula, ours is a classic love story.
709
00:30:27,349 --> 00:30:29,257
Guy falls for girl.
710
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,670
Guy loses girl.
711
00:30:30,675 --> 00:30:34,092
Guy goes on reality dance
show to win girl back
712
00:30:34,097 --> 00:30:36,170
but then meets totally different girl
713
00:30:36,175 --> 00:30:38,341
who turns out to be his soul mate
714
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,009
and shows him what true happiness is.
715
00:30:42,271 --> 00:30:45,849
Paula, you met me at my
worst, and you accepted me.
716
00:30:45,851 --> 00:30:48,170
You made me my best.
717
00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:51,310
I love you.
718
00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:55,633
Michael... that is
your real name, right?
719
00:30:55,638 --> 00:30:57,154
Yeah.
720
00:30:57,895 --> 00:31:00,970
Michael, we may not
have spent years together
721
00:31:00,975 --> 00:31:02,790
or even months.
722
00:31:02,898 --> 00:31:05,123
But from the moment I met you,
723
00:31:05,128 --> 00:31:08,129
I knew that I could
share parts of myself
724
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:10,965
that I had never
shared with anyone else.
725
00:31:11,209 --> 00:31:14,193
Thank you for loving me, all of me,
726
00:31:14,198 --> 00:31:16,807
and I hope I can make
you feel that loved.
727
00:31:17,338 --> 00:31:19,046
Let's bring the rings, please.
728
00:31:33,199 --> 00:31:35,406
I pronounce you husband and wife.
729
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:37,516
You may kiss your bride.
730
00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:43,565
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, please.
731
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:44,848
I can see that. You're not close enough.
732
00:31:44,852 --> 00:31:46,398
I need you to get in here, okay?
733
00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:47,495
Come on. All right.
734
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,501
Guys, reset back to one, please.
735
00:31:48,505 --> 00:31:50,909
Everybody, we're still
excited. Okay. Here we go.
736
00:31:50,914 --> 00:31:53,406
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
737
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,006
You may kiss your bride.
738
00:31:58,181 --> 00:32:00,014
Confetti!
739
00:32:19,475 --> 00:32:23,552
So, Paula, I... I see what
you love about this man.
740
00:32:24,117 --> 00:32:29,734
And I have been lucky enough
to see it for nearly 15 years.
741
00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:32,331
I love you guys.
742
00:32:37,902 --> 00:32:40,569
That was so beautiful, Joel.
743
00:32:40,574 --> 00:32:42,574
We shouldn't have waited
to show Gabby that tape.
744
00:32:42,814 --> 00:32:44,556
All right, I'm going to do it tonight.
745
00:32:44,561 --> 00:32:46,651
- She looks so happy, though.
- She deserves to know.
746
00:32:46,656 --> 00:32:48,471
Somebody's got to
keep the gears running,
747
00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,715
and we know it's not gonna
be Nicholas Sparks over there.
748
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,411
One more surprise for you.
749
00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:53,797
He looks good in a suit, though.
750
00:32:53,802 --> 00:32:55,250
Thank you, Mike and Paula.
751
00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:57,784
For including us in your special day.
752
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,535
? Yeah ?
753
00:33:07,055 --> 00:33:08,221
Whoo!
754
00:33:11,577 --> 00:33:13,318
All right!
755
00:33:13,772 --> 00:33:14,937
- What?
- Let's go!
756
00:33:14,941 --> 00:33:17,215
? I wanna dance ?
757
00:33:20,277 --> 00:33:23,436
? Clock strikes upon the hour ?
758
00:33:23,441 --> 00:33:27,486
? And the sun begins to fade ?
759
00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:31,411
? Still enough time to figure out ?
760
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:35,440
? How to chase my blues away ?
761
00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:39,528
? I've done all right up to now ?
762
00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:43,446
? It's the light of day
that shows me how ?
763
00:33:43,451 --> 00:33:46,919
? And when the night falls ?
764
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,705
? My loneliness calls ?
765
00:33:50,634 --> 00:33:54,074
? Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ?
766
00:33:54,647 --> 00:33:58,313
? I wanna feel the heat with somebody ?
767
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:02,038
? Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ?
768
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,970
? With somebody who loves me ?
769
00:34:05,975 --> 00:34:10,089
? Somebody who, somebody who ?
770
00:34:10,722 --> 00:34:12,386
? His arms, oh ?
771
00:34:12,391 --> 00:34:15,600
? I need a man who'll take a chance ?
772
00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:19,576
? On a love that burns
hot enough to last ?
773
00:34:19,581 --> 00:34:23,115
? So when the night falls ?
774
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,658
? My lonely heart calls ?
775
00:34:26,663 --> 00:34:30,113
? Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ?
776
00:34:30,988 --> 00:34:34,591
? I wanna feel the heat with somebody ?
777
00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:36,076
? Yeah ?
778
00:34:36,081 --> 00:34:38,595
? I wanna dance with somebody ?
779
00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:42,420
? With somebody who loves me ?
780
00:34:42,425 --> 00:34:44,342
? Don't you wanna dance,
say you wanna dance ?
781
00:34:44,347 --> 00:34:46,345
- ? Don't you wanna dance ?
- ? Dance ?
782
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:47,467
? Don't you wanna dance ?
783
00:34:47,472 --> 00:34:48,683
? Say you wanna dance ?
784
00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:50,277
- ? Don't you wanna dance ?
- ? Dance ?
785
00:34:50,282 --> 00:34:51,373
? Don't you wanna dance ?
786
00:34:51,378 --> 00:34:52,764
? Say you wanna dance ?
787
00:34:53,152 --> 00:34:55,144
- ? Uh-huh ?
- ? Dance ?
788
00:34:55,839 --> 00:35:00,000
? With somebody who loves me ?
789
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,824
? Who, who ?
790
00:35:01,829 --> 00:35:03,253
? Dance ?
791
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:11,251
- How did you guys do all this?
- Gabby.
792
00:35:11,256 --> 00:35:13,230
She choreographed
the whole thing last night.
793
00:35:13,552 --> 00:35:14,885
Thank you.
794
00:35:14,890 --> 00:35:17,347
Of course! Of course!
795
00:35:17,352 --> 00:35:19,444
- Oh, can you go get Sam?
- Yeah.
796
00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:20,931
- That was amazing.
- Oh, my God.
797
00:35:20,936 --> 00:35:22,536
I can't believe you had everybody in it.
798
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:24,493
Gabby, can I grab you for a quick OTF?
799
00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:25,498
Okay, yeah, yeah.
800
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:26,619
I'll see you on the dance floor.
801
00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:29,287
Okay, have fun. I'll see you soon. Hi!
802
00:35:37,355 --> 00:35:39,150
Um...
803
00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:41,674
Can I go now?
804
00:35:53,555 --> 00:35:56,539
? Baby, dance,
show me your moves ?
805
00:35:56,544 --> 00:35:59,378
? Come on and give us the stuff ?
806
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:02,377
? Girl, get on the floor ?
807
00:36:02,382 --> 00:36:04,220
See? I told you it would be...
808
00:36:04,643 --> 00:36:06,361
Oh, my God. It's Kevin.
809
00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:07,922
He showed up
in his yogurt shirt?
810
00:36:07,926 --> 00:36:09,720
Oh, Fro-no.
811
00:36:09,725 --> 00:36:11,644
Okay, Kevin, no, no,
no. You can't be here.
812
00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,239
- Just listen to me.
- I don't care!
813
00:36:14,581 --> 00:36:16,463
You drained our bank account, Kevin.
814
00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:18,819
Do you have any idea
how much you hurt me?
815
00:36:18,824 --> 00:36:20,801
Check the account... I put
most of it back a week ago.
816
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,965
- I don't care.
- All right, I screwed up, Julia.
817
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,279
I thought I was trying to leave you,
818
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,369
but I was trying to leave me.
819
00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:28,905
I should have just joined
a reality show like you did.
820
00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:31,018
Oh, yeah, 'cause that
was easy, right, Travell?
821
00:36:31,302 --> 00:36:33,002
- You look happy.
- I am.
822
00:36:33,007 --> 00:36:34,172
It didn't cost you your family
823
00:36:34,176 --> 00:36:35,869
and a case of dengue fever to get there.
824
00:36:35,874 --> 00:36:38,208
You know what? If you
figured this all out,
825
00:36:38,438 --> 00:36:41,492
then why didn't you bother to
call Olivia and Sophia, huh?
826
00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:43,134
I was embarrassed.
827
00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:45,838
I wanted to come back
in a respectable way.
828
00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:48,767
With a job.
829
00:36:48,772 --> 00:36:51,185
I'm trying to build a foundation.
830
00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:52,763
I just need the first
brick, and then I can...
831
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,355
Okay, look, it doesn't
matter where you are
832
00:36:54,359 --> 00:36:55,768
in your life, okay?
833
00:36:55,786 --> 00:36:58,588
It matters that you
are in our kids' lives.
834
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,606
They need you.
835
00:37:00,611 --> 00:37:01,957
You're right.
836
00:37:02,109 --> 00:37:04,273
I am going to get back in their lives.
837
00:37:04,278 --> 00:37:05,441
Great.
838
00:37:05,446 --> 00:37:07,611
I'm going to get back in your life too.
839
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,036
No.
840
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,658
I miss you, Julia.
841
00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:12,291
I'm gonna win you back.
842
00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:13,722
No, you absolutely are not.
843
00:37:13,727 --> 00:37:15,393
Oh, and I'll even do it on camera.
844
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,721
- I'm going to win her back, everybody.
- No, please do not.
845
00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:21,882
You better watch your back,
Thunder From Down Under.
846
00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:25,088
I'm going to make moves
sharper than your jawline.
847
00:37:25,093 --> 00:37:26,551
I love the show, everybody.
848
00:37:26,556 --> 00:37:28,916
Hands up. Very serious.
849
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,742
Hi.
850
00:37:30,747 --> 00:37:33,060
You don't mind if I scooch in, do you?
851
00:37:33,065 --> 00:37:35,163
Oh, no. Go ahead.
852
00:37:35,175 --> 00:37:39,155
So how was the audition?
853
00:37:39,830 --> 00:37:41,327
You don't need to talk about it.
854
00:37:41,332 --> 00:37:42,580
Yes, we do.
855
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:48,408
Listen, I may be a jealous
and petty competitor,
856
00:37:48,413 --> 00:37:52,033
but I believe in you.
857
00:37:52,918 --> 00:37:54,860
I really hope you get it.
858
00:37:55,401 --> 00:37:58,327
And I'm sorry that
I acted like such a baby.
859
00:37:58,332 --> 00:38:00,182
It wasn't a good look for me.
860
00:38:00,619 --> 00:38:04,002
No, it wasn't, but...
861
00:38:04,836 --> 00:38:06,697
thank you.
862
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,769
I believe in you too.
863
00:38:10,209 --> 00:38:11,931
I believe in us.
864
00:38:12,803 --> 00:38:16,362
Congratulations, Justin. Annie called.
865
00:38:16,367 --> 00:38:17,856
She wants you in the show.
866
00:38:17,861 --> 00:38:19,518
- Shut up.
- I don't know if she told you,
867
00:38:19,537 --> 00:38:21,109
but you're touring
Europe for six months.
868
00:38:21,113 --> 00:38:23,005
So here's to Paris.
869
00:38:25,142 --> 00:38:26,419
_
870
00:38:26,424 --> 00:38:31,780
? My lonely days are over ?
871
00:38:34,532 --> 00:38:39,038
? And life is like a song ?
872
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:41,962
Oh, no. I don't dance.
873
00:38:41,967 --> 00:38:44,147
Shut up. You do now.
874
00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:47,655
? At last ?
875
00:38:50,617 --> 00:38:55,350
? The skies above are blue ?
876
00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:59,697
Oh, you weren't lying.
You really don't dance.
877
00:38:59,702 --> 00:39:00,928
No.
878
00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:05,069
You know, I'll admit.
879
00:39:05,484 --> 00:39:07,577
You sure pulled off this wedding.
880
00:39:08,582 --> 00:39:10,749
Sometimes you really
are good at your job.
881
00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:12,397
Ah.
882
00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:13,968
Well, thank you.
883
00:39:13,973 --> 00:39:16,631
Come on. I just complimented you.
884
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,366
What's going on?
885
00:39:19,353 --> 00:39:21,594
She's still gonna die, Monica.
886
00:39:21,842 --> 00:39:23,021
It doesn't matter how hard I worked,
887
00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,663
or how happy everybody pretends to be.
888
00:39:26,186 --> 00:39:27,862
The ending doesn't change.
889
00:39:28,756 --> 00:39:31,678
You just gave them
a night full of happiness.
890
00:39:32,426 --> 00:39:34,561
So I think it changes a little.
891
00:39:36,421 --> 00:39:37,872
Yeah.
892
00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:45,525
? A thrill that I... ?
893
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,530
This is a good first date.
894
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:50,609
Oh, so you are my date.
895
00:39:50,628 --> 00:39:53,278
? You smiled ?
896
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,600
? You smiled ?
897
00:39:56,002 --> 00:40:01,159
? Oh, and then the spell was cast ?
898
00:40:15,685 --> 00:40:17,721
Good looks ain't the only
thing you gave Sam.
899
00:40:17,726 --> 00:40:19,565
Looks like he got your moves too.
900
00:40:20,399 --> 00:40:22,463
I saw the tape, Reggie.
901
00:40:23,541 --> 00:40:26,580
The one of you kissing
that beautiful girl.
902
00:40:27,753 --> 00:40:30,421
It's not even like that, okay?
903
00:40:30,426 --> 00:40:32,481
She... she kissed me. I stopped her.
904
00:40:32,486 --> 00:40:33,669
I don't care.
905
00:40:34,128 --> 00:40:36,533
You put yourself in
a position for it to happen.
906
00:40:37,242 --> 00:40:38,515
They filmed me while
they showed it to me.
907
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:39,519
It was humiliating.
908
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:40,990
I'm so sorry, okay?
909
00:40:40,995 --> 00:40:44,115
You made a big deal about
not keeping things from me.
910
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,143
I can't be with someone like you.
911
00:40:46,471 --> 00:40:48,323
I have a kid...
912
00:40:49,058 --> 00:40:51,500
a kid. by the way,
who is crazy about you.
913
00:40:52,127 --> 00:40:55,190
Oh, God. I'm so stupid.
914
00:40:56,101 --> 00:40:58,167
Please, babe. Please don't do this...
915
00:40:58,172 --> 00:41:01,182
Don't. Do not make
a scene in front of my son.
916
00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:04,323
Hey. Hey, buddy.
917
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:07,138
Thanks. Way past your bedtime.
Time to go, okay?
918
00:41:07,143 --> 00:41:08,335
Is Reggie coming?
919
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,756
Oh, not tonight.
920
00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:12,362
Come on.
921
00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,899
? When the night ?
922
00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:36,013
You're Mr. Paula Clark.
923
00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:41,583
And you're Mrs. Mike Devries.
924
00:41:42,253 --> 00:41:46,068
Listen, I have a very
serious question for you.
925
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,583
What is your favorite movie?
926
00:41:50,564 --> 00:41:52,305
Seriously? It's our wedding night,
927
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,900
and you wanna play 20 questions?
928
00:41:53,905 --> 00:41:56,208
I just want to know as much
about you as I possibly can.
929
00:41:56,213 --> 00:42:01,664
Just in case, you know, I need
to get the marriage annulled.
930
00:42:03,763 --> 00:42:07,852
It's a tie between "Scarface"
and "It's a Wonderful Life."
931
00:42:07,857 --> 00:42:10,596
Wow. That is range.
932
00:42:10,601 --> 00:42:11,750
You?
933
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:15,078
If my friends are asking, "The Matrix."
934
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:18,198
But if you are asking
it's "Pride and Prejudice."
935
00:42:18,787 --> 00:42:20,534
Um...
936
00:42:20,761 --> 00:42:21,761
Okay.
937
00:42:22,146 --> 00:42:24,872
What's your earliest childhood memory?
938
00:42:25,372 --> 00:42:27,039
Um...
939
00:42:27,435 --> 00:42:28,824
a tree falling next to me
940
00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:30,056
while I was playing in the front yard.
941
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:31,740
- Oh, no.
- You?
942
00:42:32,268 --> 00:42:35,137
Fell in a pool. My dad rescued me.
943
00:42:35,142 --> 00:42:37,112
Both traumatic. Interesting.
944
00:42:37,117 --> 00:42:38,133
Yeah.
945
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:42,044
Okay, Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?
946
00:42:42,178 --> 00:42:43,859
That's a selfish choice right there.
947
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:45,185
You put me in a tough spot.
948
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:48,772
I mean, I think you would
think I'm for the Boss
949
00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:49,888
'cause I'm a factory guy,
950
00:42:49,893 --> 00:42:51,968
but I'm gonna go with the piano man.
951
00:42:51,973 --> 00:42:53,349
Whoa!
952
00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:55,112
Yeah. Well, I got my uptown girl.
953
00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:57,685
She's living in her
uptown... brownstone.
954
00:42:57,690 --> 00:42:59,005
Okay. Last one.
955
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,694
If you could have one magic
power, what would it be?
956
00:43:01,699 --> 00:43:05,534
? Darlin', darlin', stand by me ?
957
00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:06,646
To stop time.
958
00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:11,053
? Oh, stand by me ?
959
00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:13,474
? Oh, stand now ?
960
00:43:14,153 --> 00:43:18,405
? Stand by me, stand by me ?
961
00:43:19,353 --> 00:43:21,353
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