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-♪ We'll be in these
summer streets ♪
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♪ And the...won't stop,
the feel and chill ♪
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-Let's go, son! Let's get a hit
right here! Let's go! Hey!
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That ball is a bitch! I want you
to beat that bitch with a bat!
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-Hey, man! Kids!
-Oh, my apologies, ladies.
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Uh, that's just a house song
that came out when I was a kid.
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My man can verify that.
Ain't that a song from back in the day?
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-Yeah, it's
a classic house song.
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-Look at him.
He gonna dance for you.
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You see that? Yup.
Ooh, she dancing, too.
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House music. House dancing.
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Alright, let's go, son!
Let's get this ballgame going!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Alright, alright.
Come on, baby!
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[ Indistinct shouting,
bat hits ball ]
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-Alright! Let's go!
Come on, come on!
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Get in, get in, get in!
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
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-Get it to third!
-Come on. Get here! Here!
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Hold on. Whoo! Stay on the bag.
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-Alright!
-Great follow-through.
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Batted right through the ball.
You keep this up, you gonna be
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going to Pizza Island
after the game.
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Only if you win. And don't tell
any of the other kids, alright?
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Alright, let's go, now,
Lil Papi!
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-Let's go! Let's go!
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-[ Indistinct shouting ]
-[ Growls ]
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-That boy is swole!
Man, look at him!
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-Yeah, that boy --
You know he fuckin'.
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-That boy curlin'
the whole damn gym.
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-Oh, hell no.
-Time out!
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Time. Nah. Mnh-mnh.
Nope. Nope. Hell no.
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-Time out for what?
-What's going on?
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-What's the problem?
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-That is a man.
-I was a big kid, too.
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You got a problem with size
or something?
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-Who? Lil Papi?
He's got "Lil" in his name.
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He's little.
-I want a clean game, now.
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You sure he's the right age?
-Okay. Here's the truth.
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I have no idea how old he is.
He's an immigrant, okay?
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Alright?
His mother came to us crying.
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His birth certificate got burned
up in his village in Belize.
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Is he big? Yeah.
Is he powerful?
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World-class power, probably.
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But that's not
what's most important.
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What's most important is he's
a human being, sir, alright?
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They came over here in a crate
with one dream.
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Look at his mother!
-Look at her.
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Trying to smile
through the pain.
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I seen that pain before
on my own mother's face.
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-What the hell
are you talking about?
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-Against all odds,
she got four of us here
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in a boat from Canada.
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Look, if you ain't
got no proof, play ball!
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[ Crowd jeering ]
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-What --
-He mad! Ha ha ha!
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-Hey, Lil Papi, Lil Papi.
-Play ball!
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-Home run, home run, home run.
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-Absolute-- Uh, sí. Sí.
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-They scared of you, Papi.
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-...your business.
-Get some new glasses, bro!
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-You need to watch the game,
homey. Pay attention.
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[ Bat hits ball ]
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-Ooh-ooh!
That's how you do it!
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-There you go, Big Papi!
-Right there!
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-Go! Go, go, go, go!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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[ Man singing in Spanish ]
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♪♪
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[ Steps thudding ]
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♪♪
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-Unh!
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-Ooh!
-Damn!
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-Eee!
-Ooh!
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-[ Groaning ]
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-Hey, man. You okay?
Where does it hurt?
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-Where's it hurt, you ask?
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Hey. How much time you got?
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-Well, if he's, uh,
making jokes,
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it can't be that bad,
right, guys?
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-That is some good-ass
baseball right there.
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-[ Siren wails ]
-Here. Take my stuff, baby.
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They got me on the
seventh-inning stretcher.
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[ Siren wailing ]
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-Gentlemen,
you really helped my husband.
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Thank you. And you don't have to
say "you're welcome."
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It triggers me.
So does "no problem."
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And definitely don't say
"much obliged."
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That's some slave shit.
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-"Be easy, my neezy"?
-Perfect.
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I'm-a add y'all name
to our church list
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for people who give rides
to the hospital.
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-Oh. Appreciate you.
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-Don't play with me.
-Yes, ma'am.
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-A hundred bucks?
-Hell yeah. A hundred bucks.
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Pain pays, brother!
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-♪ I was born
on the South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in the lab ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side,
South Side ♪
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-As you know,
this is "gang week."
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-Damn it!
-That's fuckin' bullshit.
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-The one week out of the year
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the Chicago Police Department
focuses on the gangs.
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-Fuck this shit.
-We got 22-hour shifts,
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stepped-up patrols
covering 27 major gangs,
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3 minor gangs.
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Martinez has been compiling
a complete list.
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And there's some new gangs.
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The Slashos, the HKs.
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The Jerks? That's a gang?
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-Uh, no, sir. That's a
Jamaican spot up the street.
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I think some of those are lunch
places that I wanted to try out.
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-The Chimichangas?
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-Cold-blooded killers.
My cousin one.
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-Okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna read this list,
and, Martinez,
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you're gonna tell me
if this is your lunch
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or it is a gang
we gotta worry about.
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-10-4.
-Cold Glass of Water?
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-That's a gang.
-Gang.
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-They drown people.
-Death Squad?
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-That is a, uh, hot-sauce spot
off of Halstead.
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-Oh. Yeah, they got, like, hot
sauces from all over the world?
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-Yes. Very, very fuego.
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-GSA's, a.k.a.
The Granny Smith Apples.
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-That is a ruthless gang.
-The Drunken Noodles?
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-That's my favorite
Thai street food.
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-They have ramen noodles
and stuff.
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-The Gizzards?
-Oh, yeah.
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-That's a gang. [ Chuckles ]
-Yeah, they're --
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Yeah. Englewood.
-The Bridgeport Mashers.
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-That's a mashed-potato place.
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-That's the one
you were talking about.
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-The Banh Mi.
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-Sir, that's
a French-Asian fusion gang.
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-Okay, and last but not least
is Chicago Style Pizzas.
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I'm going out on a limb.
That's a gang?
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-You right.
-Hey, one for the sarge.
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Alright. Also, Goodnight here
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is gonna be holding auditions
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for the Greater Chicago
Policeman's Chorus.
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If you make it,
you skip gang week.
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He has the details.
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-I guess the best way
to put it would be --
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♪ Ohh, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Who's ready to sing, now? ♪
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♪ Aaaahhhhhh ♪
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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Uh, if that spoke to you,
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uh, then your heart
is open to music.
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Uh, we've been invited to sing
at The Chicago Chorale,
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which is a jamboree
of all the best choirs
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in the city coming together
to duke it out.
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You know, the way I see
it -- uh, thank you --
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The way I, uh --
The way I see it,
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it's a chance for us, you know,
not just to police
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with our weapons,
but with our voices.
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All the best choirs in the city
coming together to be graded.
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The Chicago Policeman's Chorus
usually gets the lowest grade.
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That...ends...now.
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-I bet you 100 bucks your dumb
ass still gets the lowest grade.
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-Ooh. I'll take a piece of that.
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-I'll go the other way.
-In.
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-Let's make it five.
-Thank you.
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-See, my partner is many things.
-Thank you. Thank you.
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-You know, number one --
chubby, square, lame, corny.
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-Moist?
-Moist. Tender-headed.
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But, you see,
choir is all of those things.
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He gonna kill this.
Y'all gonna see.
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-You know, to be honest,
I'm torn.
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You know, I love song,
but I kinda wish
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I was out there with you guys
fighting the gangs.
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I mean, the Chimichangas --
they're tough.
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We gotta get those guys
off the street.
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-Looks like you've been getting
all the chimichangas
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off the street.
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[ Laughter ]
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-The Chimichangas.
'Cause you hungry!
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[ Laughter ]
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-Look at this man!
He's starvin'!
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-A-one, a-two,
a-one, two, three...
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-♪ The shadows of the day ♪
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♪ Are always followed
by the light of the night ♪
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♪ The shadows of the day ♪
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♪ Are always followed
by the light of the night ♪
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-♪ Of the day-ay ♪
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♪ Are always followed
by the light of the night ♪
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♪ The shadows ♪
-Hell no, okay?
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You not Keke Wyatt.
Don't do that.
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Step back in line.
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There will be no solos
at all, okay? No time.
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-We'll see.
-Not showtime.
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This song is about depression,
alright?
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A short tale about my life,
giving you the dark sides
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and the light sides
of who I am, okay?
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♪♪
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-Hospital rides. Clinic rides.
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-Feelin' weak? We compete.
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-An ambulance costs way
too much.
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Save you a lot of money, and we
get you there a lot safer.
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-Take Simon and K's Amblulaid!
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Got no gas?
We'll ride your ass.
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-Why ride with an ambulance
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when you can ride
with my mans and 'nems?
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-♪ Oh, what's that sound? ♪
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♪ The Chi-town fire
is all around ♪
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-[ Inhales deeply ]
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No.
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-♪ From glen to glen ♪
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♪ And down the mountainside ♪
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-No. It's, uh...[ Chuckles ]
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not gonna be good enough.
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Your voice would best be used
to yell,
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"Drop it" to some unarmed youth.
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Thank you. Have a good one.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess those Chimichangas
aren't so funny now, huh?
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Enjoy gang week.
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-Fuck this.
-Oh, wait, no, no, stop.
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I need you, I need you.
These guys are terrible.
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You sing in church, right?
-Yes.
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-Okay. Yeah.
-♪ This is my story ♪
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♪ This is my song ♪
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♪ Praising my savior ♪
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♪ All the day long ♪
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[ Applause ]
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-You guys like that?
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Welcome to the choir.
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-Okay.
-Who's next?
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♪ -Sweet Adeline ♪
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-Nope. Unh-unh, hell no.
Gang week.
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♪ -Sweet Ade ♪
-Gang week.
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[ Cellphone buzzing ]
-Hold on, hold on.
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My phone's ringing. Hello?
Simon James, Incorporated.
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Simon James, CEO, speaking.
-I need an ambulance right now.
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-Is that Lil Papi?
Did he hear from the Marlins?
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-No, it's our
first hospital ride.
238
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-Somebody's hurt? Yes!
-$80 plus gas.
239
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,150
We'll be there fast,
like we about to smash.
240
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,552
-Uh-huh.
-Alright.
241
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,788
-35th and King.
Let's take State.
242
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,156
Come on. Let's go.
243
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,325
-Hey, I know we charge money,
but this is cool.
244
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,328
We're actually doing some good.
I feel like a superhero.
245
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,630
-Me too.
We're invincible.
246
00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,833
[ Imitates whooshing ]
247
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,306
-Okay, so we need some help.
I can see that now.
248
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,842
-Yeah. You might be right.
249
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,778
Thank you.
250
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:17,350
-♪ Runnin', runnin', runnin'
in a hoopty with my bros ♪
251
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:22,021
♪ Girl, you know we niggas
used to know ♪
252
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,859
-Hey, Scary Barry,
get this out of here.
253
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,194
You know the Chimichangas
don't like
254
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,029
when their cars be being late.
255
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,634
-[ Chuckles ]
256
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,103
You still got it, Spike.
257
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,874
[ High pitched voice ]
"It's been a long time
258
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:46,946
since Desert Storm,
and you ain't lost a step."
259
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,615
[ Chuckles ]
You got that right.
260
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:54,520
"Will I ever be pretty again?"
261
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,956
You never were.
262
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,562
-I'm so excited about what
the Illinois-Wesleyan Woo-Bops
263
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,398
have up their sleeve
for the chorale.
264
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,166
Any hints?
265
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,701
-Nada.
266
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,403
-Nothing?
267
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,138
Oh, you don't want to tell me
your secrets, huh?
268
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,906
Come on.
What are you guys gonna do?
269
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,142
-I don't know.
270
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,379
[ Doorbell rings ]
271
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,815
-Okay.
272
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,227
-♪ Hey ♪
273
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,595
♪ Wuh-wuh-wuh-woo ♪
274
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,065
[ Laughs ] What up, baby?
I'm Eldridge.
275
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,900
-Okay.
-Is that Gerald?
276
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,835
That's my Gerald!
-Hey!
277
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,270
♪ Ooh ♪
278
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,839
♪ Mm-bop ♪
-[ Laughs ]
279
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:47,907
What up, Kattandrizzle?
280
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,608
-What up, G?
281
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,877
Sandy, I told you
about Eldridge.
282
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,846
Doesn't he look like
Gerald LeVert?
283
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,748
-Eh, he looks like
Eldridge LeVert?
284
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,516
-He's a Woo-Bop from Joliet.
285
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,751
-Mm.
-Oh. Oh. Hey.
286
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,287
-Hey.
And it's, uh, Springfield now.
287
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,456
Yeah.
The wife and I split up.
288
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,524
I got the dog.
She got the town.
289
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:09,061
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
I liked Priya.
290
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,429
Mm!
291
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:11,797
-Hey, look, it's all good.
292
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,700
I'm on Tinder, Finder,
Blinder, Grindr --
293
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,135
[ Laughter ]
294
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,870
nah, just playing with you --
Bumble, Stumble, Tumble,
295
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,772
and of course, Negro Search.
296
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:20,940
-Oh, good for you.
297
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,241
-So, where you staying,
Eldridge?
298
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,542
Where you gonna be at, man?
299
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,311
-He'll be staying with us
until the chorale.
300
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,113
-I don't know if that's
gonna work out, because A --
301
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,415
we have to always talk --
-I told you about this.
302
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,284
-You did?
-A month ago, Sandy.
303
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,553
You know, all the out of town
members are crashing
304
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,489
with somebody,
so it only makes sense.
305
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,923
-That does make sense.
306
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,326
That does make sense.
-Whoopsy daisy!
307
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,827
Looks like somebody forgot.
308
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,095
-Yeah.
-Hey, listen --
309
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,497
Hey, look, look, look.
310
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,599
Dates weren't my thing, either,
now I'm divorced.
311
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,834
So, uh, you better step it up
there, Sandbro.
312
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,670
[ Chuckles ] Hey, can
you take this from me?
313
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,472
-Turner, I need you
to kill somebody.
314
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,840
Well, maybe not kill him.
315
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,442
Just maim him.
Rough him up, you know?
316
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,244
You got people for that, right?
You're from Chicago.
317
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,246
Play cousin, one of
your cousins, your homies,
318
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,114
Lil Man, Man Man, Pooh Man?
319
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,349
One of those guys.
-Unh-unh.
320
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,650
Leave Pooh Man out of this,
okay?
321
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,918
He a minister now.
322
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,788
But Lil Man did rob Man Man,
and man...
323
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,956
-You know, Kitty was already
being weird about something.
324
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,858
I don't know what.
I still don't know.
325
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,860
Then this dude shows up.
326
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,029
Now I'm third-wheeling
in my own home.
327
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,365
It's like, hello, there's
somebody else here who sings.
328
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,100
Your husband.
Like, I wanna hear fucking
329
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,302
Brownstone harmonies all night
when I'm trying to unwind.
330
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,970
-Ooh, look at Sandy
out here cussing.
331
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,373
-Oh, I can cuss. I can cuss
with the best of the them.
332
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,309
[ Groans ] Vagina!
-That's not a cuss.
333
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,812
-I can cuss your lights out.
-Let me hear them.
334
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,446
Come on.
-God damn it!
335
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,715
-Whoa.
Sandra really got you hot.
336
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,784
-Bee-yotch!
337
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,719
[ Tires squealing,
horns honking ]
338
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,021
-Hey, guys,
we're five minutes out.
339
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,289
-Oh!
340
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,890
-Alright, alright.
Sensei Terry, you good?
341
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,125
Sensei Terry, you good, brother?
342
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,726
You good?
-I just wanna blink, y'all.
343
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,395
I've never had to blink
so much before.
344
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,997
-It's okay, man. I'm applying
the lubricant to the socket.
345
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,233
Here we go.
346
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,402
There we go. Yeah, baby. Huh?
347
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,037
That's nice, ain't it?
-Oh, that feel good.
348
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,072
Give me some more of them
drips, man.
349
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,374
Oh, man, that's out of sight.
[ Laughs ]
350
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,243
-Oh, it's all right, man.
-I be seeing the floor
351
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,911
and the ceiling
at the same time.
352
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,881
I mean, the floor is disgusting,
and the ceiling is cool.
353
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,050
Whoever cleaned the ceiling
needs to clean the floor.
354
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,918
-Simon.
-His vitals are stable.
355
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,019
Elevate his legs up.
356
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,521
I don't want him
going into shock,
357
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,989
and I want to keep the blood
flowing to his eye.
358
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,390
-Hey, man,
stop touching the feet.
359
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,892
-Hey, man, it's alright.
Distract him, Simon!
360
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:20,926
Come on!
-Hey, Terry,
361
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,261
did you watch on TV last night?
362
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,396
-Eyewitness news.
-Oh, my -- Simon.
363
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,764
Why you playing, man?
Why you playing?
364
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,366
-I'm about to
karate chop his ass.
365
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,101
-What's your favorite song?
What's your favorite song?
366
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,436
-"Summer Breeze".
-Alright.
367
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,538
There we go. Who did --
Who sings that?
368
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,941
-The Isley Brothers.
I love Ron Isley!
369
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,610
-It's okay, man.
It's okay.
370
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,178
-Who's your favorite member
of TLC?
371
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,179
-Mnh-mm!
372
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,848
Mnh-mnh!
373
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,252
-Quietly, T-Boz.
374
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,621
-Mm! Mm, mm, mm.
375
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,456
Thank you, nephew.
376
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,125
-No. Thank you, uncle.
Now we one and one.
377
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,293
-[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
378
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,861
You know, I usually
spend all my time
379
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,796
trying to make my thang drip.
380
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,764
[ Laughs ]
381
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,399
But it's nice to help out.
382
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,468
Hey! Y'all good, man?
Y'all --
383
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,136
Okay. Yeah, they said they good.
384
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,304
-♪ Who's a cop? Here's a cop ♪
385
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,472
♪ I'm a cop, rhyme a cop ♪
386
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,107
♪ They a cop, neigh, a cop ♪
387
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,975
♪ Horse a cop, there a cop ♪
388
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,045
[ Scatting ]
389
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,147
♪ Just stop,
just pop, pop, pop ♪
390
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,815
God, God! No.
391
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,084
Pop, pop, pop.
Like a bullet.
392
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,653
Pop, pop, pop.
393
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,887
Come on.
394
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,422
You guys know this.
395
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,491
I know you know it,
Officer Involved.
396
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,260
Sorry, that's just
how we all know you.
397
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,297
Now, why don't I give you guys
a sense of the scoring
398
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,166
so you can know
what we're up against.
399
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,668
Three possible scores.
400
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,403
Lowest one is "Excellent".
401
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,904
That's bottom of the barrel.
402
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,506
That means nothing.
403
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,142
Next score up is "Good".
404
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,744
"Good" is the middle.
405
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,581
But the highest --
the score we want --
406
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,583
is "Superior".
407
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:55,120
And what I just heard
was excellent.
408
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,922
That is not good.
409
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,824
[ Steel drum playing ]
410
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:02,194
-Pizza Island,
where dreams go to live.
411
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,197
Top of the top.
Pizza, Pirates, and Prawns.
412
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,299
-Man.
413
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:11,036
That bartender look
like Rhymefest.
414
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,605
-Yeah. Looks like.
415
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,108
-Son, you need to thank
your Uncle Spike.
416
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,476
-You played good today.
417
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,211
You looked damn near Dominican.
418
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,213
Keep that shit up.
419
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,817
I got your bloodwork back today,
and your cholesterol is decent,
420
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:28,053
but I'm not sure about
your kidney function.
421
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,555
I need you to pee for me.
422
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,658
-Hey! Look at me. Look at me!
423
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,493
I am the waiter now.
-Yeah.
424
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,529
That was good. That was good.
425
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,898
-Alright, now who had
the Usain Float?
426
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,800
-Little cherry.
427
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,239
-[ Screaming ]
428
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,041
My son is not breathing!
429
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,576
-Help!
430
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,877
-Oh, Lord, we ain't got
no more EpiPens!
431
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,046
We only had, like, 20, 25.
432
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,715
-Get back. Get back. Move.
433
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,485
Alright, hang in there,
young man.
434
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:00,853
Hang in there.
435
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,087
Alright.
436
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,756
-Excuse me. Sorry.
I have to read this.
437
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,557
Um, "On behalf of Harold Jones,
owner of Pizza Island,
438
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:06,925
I'm sorry to know that you
or your loved one
439
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,494
is suffering
from an allergic reaction.
440
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,995
Pizza Island and Intercable
General Systems Group
441
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,563
assume no liability
for allergic reactions
442
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,732
or the subsequent
medical costs."
443
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:14,833
Okay?
444
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,502
-Shellfish allergies
are genetic.
445
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,937
Anyone else got an allergy?
446
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,706
-Not that I know of.
447
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,444
-Sir, you need to come
with me right now. Come here.
448
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,579
Come on. Come on.
449
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,515
We gotta get him to my clinic.
Let's go.
450
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:30,716
-Clinic?
451
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,618
-Alright, I got the idea
from that kid,
452
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,920
Malachi Love-Robinson
in Florida.
453
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,123
Regular dude pretended
to be a doctor
454
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,958
and opened up a clinic
in the hood.
455
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,460
-That ain't no
regular dude, Spike.
456
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,961
-Plus, they threw him
under the jail.
457
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,430
-Well, the only thing
he did wrong
458
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,199
was he had no medical expertise
whatsoever.
459
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,469
And that's where we differ,
'cause I ain't pretending.
460
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,971
Hey, Nurse Bob, how you doing
on this fine day?
461
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,474
I need Miss Jones' bloodwork
immediately.
462
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,809
We full service.
463
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,645
We do preventative screenings,
vaccinations.
464
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,313
I'm making a difference!
465
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,449
And I'm cheaper
than the hospital.
466
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,317
Hey, Barry, why don't you
give him an EpiPen
467
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,787
and put him
in Observation Closet 10?
468
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,889
Sorry I almost dropped you, bro.
469
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,293
Hey, Susan. I'll be with you
in just a minute, alright?
470
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,096
Mr. Rogers,
do you wipe your ass?
471
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,464
-What the fuck?
472
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,732
-Then why don't you floss?
473
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,501
Not flossing after you eat
is the same
474
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,003
as not wiping your ass
after your take a shit.
475
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,507
And not flossing has been
connected to heart disease.
476
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,610
That's why you're 19
with congestive heart failure!
477
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,847
Do you think I want to do
a fucking angioplasty?!
478
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,448
Yeah, sit in shame.
479
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,017
-I don't floss.
-Oh, you gonna die.
480
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:43,689
-♪ Girl, you are to me ♪
481
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,158
-♪ All that a woman
should be ♪
482
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:50,028
♪ -And I dedicate my love --
-[ Knocking on door ]
483
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,031
-♪ All that a woman should be ♪
484
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,703
-Oh, God damn it! That hurt!
I hit my hand!
485
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,139
-Sandy?
-Oh, it's swelling.
486
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,673
That's not good.
It's swelling.
487
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,375
-Sandy!
-Is it hot out here?
488
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,845
-Sandy! You're being so loud!
489
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,047
-It's hot.
-Golly!
490
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,315
We're trying to rehearse.
491
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,217
-I'm sorry if the sound
is inconvenient,
492
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,620
but somebody has been
hounding me for weeks
493
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:19,691
to build a chair for my family,
and it requires a hammer.
494
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,493
It's what a man does.
495
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,496
-Listen, Sandbo --
-Stop.
496
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,566
Are you saying "Sandbo"
or "Sambo"?
497
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,536
-Kittybo. Sandbo.
498
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,738
-It's still not clear.
Really super unclear.
499
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,907
-Listen, that's just semantics.
500
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,809
It's not really about the chair,
is it? Hmm?
501
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,646
Look, why don't you need holla
at G-man for a taste --
502
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,081
-You're not Gerald LeVert, bro!
503
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,384
Okay?
Congratulations, bro.
504
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,019
You're fucking not him!
505
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,687
And between the two of us,
guess what?
506
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,888
It would be me.
507
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,924
-You didn't even remember
he was coming,
508
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,092
and now, you got
your parking ticket voice on.
509
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,261
You know what? That's it.
-Wait. Hold on, hold on.
510
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,262
Is that my robe?
511
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,764
-Yeah.
-Oh!
512
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,932
-This is stressing me out.
513
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,700
-You been shopping
in my closet?
514
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,402
You let him wear my --
-[ Gravelly voice ] Sandy.
515
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,504
-Yeah? Your voice.
-You did to me.
516
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,172
-No! It was him.
-Motherfucker.
517
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:11,543
-Stress ruins my voice, and the
concert is tonight. Just go!
518
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,744
-You want me to make
her some tea?
519
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,079
-Just go!
-Do you need anything?
520
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,247
Yeah, I'm going.
-Go!
521
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,348
[ Groans ]
522
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,683
From the top.
523
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,718
♪ Girl, you want me ♪
524
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,353
-♪ Girl, you want me ♪
525
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,455
-Oh!
526
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,458
-♪ Like a woman should be ♪
-Listen, it sounds beautiful.
527
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,693
-But it's tonight!
528
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,461
I sound like Lou Peters.
529
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,263
-[ Gravelly voice ]
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
530
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,765
We sound like Lou Peters.
531
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,970
-Despite the sign, welcome to
the 13th annual Chicago Coral.
532
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,373
We're gonna get started in just
a few minutes.
533
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,541
-Oof. Excellent.
534
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,209
I guess nobody wants
to get that.
535
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,978
Um, look, I know we have
these silly titles,
536
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,546
but I just want to say
I am honored
537
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,615
to be a celebrity judge
with you today, Ms. Brown.
538
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:54,086
Big fan of yours. Big fan.
You are a civil rights icon.
539
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,054
-Fuck is you?
-Fuck is me?
540
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,656
Me is Allen Gayle,
public defender.
541
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,825
Man about town. Might run for
alderman pretty soon.
542
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,928
-[ Chuckles ] And you judging
choir competitions?
543
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,563
-Well, I used to sing
in a choir.
544
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,265
I was a Bowdoin Buffalo Singer.
545
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,333
All Black group.
Tenor as charged.
546
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,470
My solo was, uh,
"Missing You" by Case. Yeah.
547
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,473
Let's just say some of
the co-eds was feeling Case.
548
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:15,941
'Cause I looked like him
back then.
549
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,744
-[ Chuckles ] Well, I never was
much of a singer.
550
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:22,581
I spent my college years
marching for civil rights.
551
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,615
-Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
552
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,850
-And fucking.
-Oh.
553
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,185
-But good for you.
-Oh, hey, Michelle.
554
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,520
Welcome.
Good to see you.
555
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,256
-Fuck is you?
-You say that a lot.
556
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,458
These mics are hot.
557
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:34,626
Check.
558
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:38,797
-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
559
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:44,469
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
560
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,372
[ Cheers and applause ]
561
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,342
-Okay, guys, I want those
A's sharp, those B's flat,
562
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,011
and I want to "C" us
get better than "Excellent".
563
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:56,214
-Also, if the spirit of a solo
washes over me,
564
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,683
please just follow me.
565
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,284
A choir is an organic being.
566
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,720
There's a body and a head.
567
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,623
-You solo, and we're ruined.
Follow orders.
568
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,725
-I'm a rebel.
I can't spell rules.
569
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,527
-Well, bitch, it's R-U-L-E-S.
570
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:12,798
-♪ And praising my savior ♪
571
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:15,834
♪ Savior ♪
572
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:20,872
♪ All the day long ♪
573
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,677
♪ This is my story ♪
574
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:29,014
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes ♪
575
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,650
-Spike is going to jail.
576
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,552
I feel like I should try
to stop him.
577
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,487
-Why? He does illegal shit
like this all the time.
578
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,823
-Yeah, with other people who do
illegal shit,
579
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:39,591
but now he's working
with regular-ass people.
580
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,927
He's gonna get caught.
This is my fault.
581
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,162
-Nah, sooner or later,
he was gonna relapse
582
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,530
and need his medical fix.
583
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:48,333
It's science.
Nobody can kick old habits.
584
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,068
I still love big foreheads.
585
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,269
[ Applause ]
586
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,507
-♪ All the shadows of the day ♪
587
00:22:55,574 --> 00:23:00,946
♪ Are always followed
by the light of the night ♪
588
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:05,550
♪ All the shadows,
shadows of the day ♪
589
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:09,388
♪ Are always followed ♪
590
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:12,023
-Alright.
591
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,859
Now, we all know Rashida was hit
by a bus,
592
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,694
but I've got some bad news.
593
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,462
Kitty's voice is shot.
594
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,197
-[ Gravelly voice ]
It's not as it sounds.
595
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,933
-It is absolutely as bad
as it sounds.
596
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,802
I think we should
call an audible.
597
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,204
Let's do "No Regrets", huh?
598
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,740
Hey, look, you can't go wrong
with Case, baby. Huh?
599
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:34,946
-Or you could let old Sandbo
come in and give you the win.
600
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:39,151
Guys, I am so -- I'm sorry,
why are you dressed like this?
601
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,319
-How would you dress
if everything you had
602
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,655
was snatched away?
603
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,390
-But then -- You know what?
604
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,658
-Mm!
605
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,160
-Whatever this is,
606
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,828
I take full
responsibility for it.
607
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,329
It's my fault.
608
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,665
But I'm here to make it right.
609
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,467
-Alright, y'all, so
Goodnight abandoned us.
610
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,003
Now, I'm not a conspiracy
theorist per se,
611
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,838
but if he bet against himself
and he did this,
612
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,107
he's a God damn genius.
613
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,609
Oh, but he wouldn't do that.
It's too smart.
614
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,179
So, something came up.
615
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,414
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I just got it.
616
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,150
He's -- He's definitely trying
to fight dude
617
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,485
that used to smash his wife.
618
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:14,853
Okay. I got it.
619
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,355
Look, I'm-a be
right back, y'all.
620
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,524
-[ Applause ]
-Y'all stank.
621
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,959
Break this group up now.
622
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:22,527
Don't even ride home together.
623
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,595
Call eight Ubers.
624
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,096
-Yeah, I-I-I kind of agree,
625
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:27,299
and I kind of wanted a female
solo somewhere in there,
626
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,167
and I feel like you guys
were afraid to hit the deep end.
627
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,702
Take the floaties off, guys.
628
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,005
You know, what can we say?
Y'all were excellent.
629
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,874
-And that's not good.
630
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,477
[ Crowd shouting ]
631
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,145
-Yo, Spike?
-Spikey Spike?
632
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,546
-Big dog?
633
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,114
-Where the hell is he at, man?
-He ain't back here,
634
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,617
but I'll tell you,
that shit is amazing, man.
635
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:46,885
Like, what the fuck?
636
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,820
-Ah!
-Ah!
637
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,357
-I know you was here
to close me down.
638
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:53,825
I had to do it, nephew.
639
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,160
-Spike, how could you, man?
640
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,996
-Ow. We was -- We was family.
641
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:03,401
-What the fuck is wrong
with y'all?!
642
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,504
I just gave you a flu shot!
643
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:07,405
-Oh. Thank you.
-Okay.
644
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,207
Appreciate that.
645
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:11,009
-Band-Aid?
-Yeah, I will.
646
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,744
Please and thank you.
647
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,145
-Hey, Mariah?
-Go for Mariah.
648
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,313
-There's some gang activity
up here
649
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,548
at the Kennedy King Theater.
650
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,549
They harassing choirs.
651
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,017
Can you send Car 42, please?
652
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:21,486
-Copy that.
-Alright, thanks.
653
00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,755
Alright.
654
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,725
-♪ The sun whose rays
are all ablaze ♪
655
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:32,063
♪ With ever-living glory ♪
656
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,199
♪ Does not deny his majesty ♪
657
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:39,604
♪ He scorns to tell a story ♪
658
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,274
♪ He don't exclaim
"I blush for shame." ♪
659
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,708
-Fuck the police.
660
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:47,913
-♪ So kindly be indulgent ♪
661
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,081
-[ Sighs ]
662
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,117
-Thanks for taking care
of my foot, Dr. Spike.
663
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,351
-He's not a doctor.
-I know.
664
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:55,086
He a medic.
That's why I'm here.
665
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:58,123
I ain't got insurance.
Y'all gonna pay for my surgery?
666
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,525
No?
Then back up and let him work.
667
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,093
-Wait a minute.
What are we doing?
668
00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:03,428
He's right.
669
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,063
We sitting here throwing
nothing with problems,
670
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,932
and then came up
with no solutions.
671
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:07,966
-You right. You right.
672
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:14,139
-♪ And we both know ♪
673
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:18,977
-♪ That our love ♪
-♪ That our love will grow ♪
674
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,478
-I was wrong, Spike.
675
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,615
You're a hero.
You're Batman. [ Chuckles ]
676
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:27,786
-I appreciate that, nephew.
677
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,221
Means a lot coming from you.
678
00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:33,825
Scrub in.
Tonight, you go to med school.
679
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,327
Medic school.
680
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,329
Get the elbow.
681
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,832
-♪ Ooh, you're like the sun ♪
682
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,968
-Ooh, he out-LeVerting LeVert!
683
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,769
-He who-la-what-in-la-where?
684
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,144
-Is the primary
incision anterior
685
00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:55,413
or posterior to the bunion?
686
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,352
I remember.
687
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,487
-I'm fucking dying!
-Help!
688
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,356
We need professional
medical attention!
689
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,192
-I'm gonna kill you.
-We found him like this!
690
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,027
I promise!
We found him like --
691
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:09,995
-Move!
692
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,864
[ Cheers and applause ]
693
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,202
-Thank you.
694
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,870
-Whoa! Whoa!
My motherfucker, that's assault.
695
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,171
Let's go.
-What? Assault?
696
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,706
-You can't do that.
-Come on now.
697
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,008
You cannot do that.
Come on. Excuse me.
698
00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:24,676
Pardon me, guys.
Coming through.
699
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,378
-Is it --Is it about the robe?
-No, it ain't about nothing.
700
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,213
You're under arrest for assault
on a police officer.
701
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,381
He assaulted me. No --
-What?
702
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,182
-Wait!
-What?
703
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:36,688
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
704
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,491
Uhp!
705
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:44,562
Happy birthday!
706
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,563
[ Laughs ]
707
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,665
-[ Gravelly voice ] No.
708
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:50,068
-Man, I lost my shit.
709
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,303
What was I thinking?
710
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:55,206
Opening my own clinic?
[ Scoffs ]
711
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:58,009
Oh, God, the liability.
712
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:04,649
I just realized that
my signature is on everything.
713
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:06,351
-Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
714
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,821
-And why the hell
was I making buttons?
715
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,057
[ Chuckles ]
716
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,693
-It's real nice.
-Yeah.
717
00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:16,695
I just lost my shit, man.
718
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:19,030
-So, you're gonna
close the clinic?
719
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:21,266
-I just lost my shit.
720
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,101
-That's not an answer.
721
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,537
-♪ I-I-I was born on
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
722
00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:27,405
-♪ I was raised on
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
723
00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,240
-♪ Good days on the South Side ♪
-♪ South Side ♪
724
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,242
-♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪
-♪ South Side ♪
725
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,244
-♪ Went to church on
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
726
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,280
-♪ Went to work on
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
727
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,048
-♪ Whole family from
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
728
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:39,217
-♪ Can't wait to go outside
on the South Side ♪
729
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:40,585
-♪ South Side ♪
730
00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:44,289
-♪ South Side ♪
-♪ South Side ♪
731
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,391
-♪ South Side ♪
-♪ South Side ♪
732
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,393
-♪ I was born on
the South Side ♪ -♪ South Side ♪
733
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,261
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