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Hello.
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Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Well...
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He was my dad.
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Right.
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Also...
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I came to see you.
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We're gonna have to get you
enrolled in school here, I guess.
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It's winter break.
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Oh, right.
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Is dad...
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Grandpa... Really gone forever?
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Yeah.
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He is.
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Thanks. Have a dandy day.
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Do we have to come here
every day?
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We don't come here every day.
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Well, we were here yesterday,
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and the day before yesterday,
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and the day before
the day before yesterday,
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three more hours.
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- I've finished this one.
- Well, go get another one.
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Hey, Jessie.
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- Looking good.
- Hey.
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- Just the gas?
- Yeah.
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Wanna... Get together tonight?
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I can't.
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You can't?
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Thanks, but, I'm busy.
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But thanks.
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Come on. Change your plans.
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- I can't.
- I want to see you.
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I can't.
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What the fuck?
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I'm all set up.
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My parents are
out of town, it's like...
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All set up.
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Trip, it is not possible.
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I am in the middle of something.
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I am trying to...
To get things right.
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Oh.
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Fuck.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Whatever.
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Jesus.
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He's a fart face.
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It's gonna break!
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It's solid through!
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Come here!
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I can feel it moving!
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It's not moving!
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Look at me!
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Have a little faith.
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Have a little faith!
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Do you have a Jack?
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Do you have a six?
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Go fish.
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Do you have a ten?
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Look who's winning!
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So how you doing?
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My dad died.
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It's so weird.
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Were you guys even close?
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He was my dad.
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Yeah, I get it.
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He was an asshole, but,
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he was always there.
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I need something
to take the edge off.
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- I get it.
- That's all.
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I get it. I get it.
I got you covered.
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Jessie.
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Jessie.
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We need to go shopping.
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Jessie.
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Have a nice day.
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♪ Falling faster now ♪
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♪ Falling faster into sleep ♪
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Hey, Emma. What you up to?
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Waiting for Jessie to get up.
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It's, like, almost 12:00.
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Maybe you should just
go get her up.
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I already tried, three times.
She won't get up.
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I don't think she wants to.
She's gonna be mad.
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God damn it!
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Jessie, don't,
fucking... do this to me!
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Do not do this!
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It's okay.
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Breathe, god damn it.
Come on. Come on.
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- What did she take?
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I don't know. I don't live here.
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I just came by to check on her,
and I saw her like that.
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- What does she usually take?
- I don't know.
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- I thought she was clean.
- Okay, bring it down.
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All right.
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Hello.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my god.
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You've gotten so big.
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Hi, dad.
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Hi, Jess.
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How was the drive up?
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We got lost three times,
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and we did two circles
before we could find your road.
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But we finally got here,
didn't we?
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You are off the beaten path.
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Yeah.
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We really like it
a lot out here.
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Do you want to come in?
I'll give you a tour.
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I'm already running late.
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She's gonna be okay
with you, right?
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It's just one night.
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Yes.
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We're gonna be great.
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We're gonna have so much fun
catching up, right?
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Yep.
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Are you thirsty?
I have some grape juice.
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Sure.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Look at this hair.
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It's just like mine was
when I was little.
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Were you sick?
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I'm feeling much better now.
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What's that?
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A hammock.
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Go try it out if you want.
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Okay.
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What took you so long?
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Miko's dicking me around.
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I was playing cat and mouse
for a half an hour.
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- What, again?
- Yeah, he's falling apart.
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I got it all, though.
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I got a bunch of deliveries
waiting on me.
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Hi, Emma.
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What you doing?
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I'm swinging.
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Wow.
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You really are becoming
a woman, aren't you?
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Jesus.
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It's like time on speed.
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- Better?
- Hmm...
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My baby's gotten so big.
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I should have woken her up
earlier, right?
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Hey. It's not your fault.
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She fucked up.
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Is she gonna die?
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Nah.
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Morning.
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Coffee?
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I'm gonna go into the hospital
today, see your mom.
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Maybe she woke up.
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She's sleeping?
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00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,201
Yeah, they, um...
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A deep sleep.
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Deep sleep.
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Like, dead sleep?
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No.
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Deep sleep like... coma...
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Sleep.
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What's coma sleep?
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It's sleep.
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Just for a while.
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I'll bring you news.
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Are you Rick's girlfriend now?
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Yep.
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Rick's my man.
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Do you know my mom?
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I know her.
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She was Rick's
girlfriend before.
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I know.
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She's in the hospital.
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I know.
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Rick said she's not gonna die.
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- I think it's stuck.
- It ain't stuck.
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Pull back, not down.
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Yank that baby back.
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Holy cow. Let's go!
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- Is it cocked?
- Yeah, it's cocked.
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- Are you sure?
- Hey, careful with that.
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That's ready to shoot.
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Straighten your arms.
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Grip it tight.
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Ready, aim...
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Fire.
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Holy fuck!
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You hit that! You hit it.
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I hit it!
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♪ Ooh, I hit it,
I hit it, I hit it ♪
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♪ hit it, I hit it ♪
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Pew! Pew pew!
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Pew pew pew pew.
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Never seen such a lucky shot.
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Pew pew.
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- Pew pew...
- There's a squirrel. Shoot it.
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Hey, hey!
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What are you doing?
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You're blind.
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Come on! Get off of me.
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Okay, hold it over the flame.
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Hold the spoon?
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Yep, the spoon over the flame.
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Closer.
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00:25:11,355 --> 00:25:13,705
You said we were gonna cook.
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00:25:13,749 --> 00:25:17,361
We're cooking, babe!
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I want to cook cookies.
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We're gonna do that after.
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We just gotta finish this first.
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- The spoon's getting hot.
- Don't drop it.
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Look, we're almost there.
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See how it's starting
to bubble around the edges?
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It looks like maple syrup.
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Mm-hmm! It's my special syrup.
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Mm...
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Good girl.
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00:26:12,285 --> 00:26:13,852
Nice job.
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00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:23,819
Mmm...
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Okay...
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00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:55,938
What's an "oz"?
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00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,114
Hmm...
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00:26:58,157 --> 00:27:00,594
I don't know.
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00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:02,553
Like the wizard?
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An "oz" of butter.
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Oh.
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00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,820
I'm not sure.
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00:27:09,952 --> 00:27:12,824
Just put in the stick.
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A stick like one
of these whole ones?
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Just put that whole thing
in there.
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Oh, I have to melt it.
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How do I turn this on?
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I need to melt an oz of butter.
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You said you'd help me!
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Don't think too hard, now.
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00:28:12,797 --> 00:28:14,166
Did you see smoke
coming out of my ears?
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00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:15,495
You're gonna hurt yourself.
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00:28:15,539 --> 00:28:16,646
All right, I'm taking
the middle east
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from Afghanistan,
so who's got it?
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00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:19,760
I got the middle east.
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You're going. You're going down.
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00:28:21,675 --> 00:28:24,156
You fucking terrorist.
Just grab the dice.
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00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,351
Who you calling
a fucking terrorist,
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you Isis slob?
You're history, Rick.
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Whatever. Play the game.
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Ahh!
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Take two.
Back in your hole, akbar.
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00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:36,908
Hey, calm down, man.
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00:28:36,952 --> 00:28:38,214
Fuck Isis.
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00:28:38,257 --> 00:28:39,998
That's not even where
Afghanistan is.
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00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,913
This map is grossly inaccurate.
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And you would know.
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00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,395
Yeah, that is right.
I would know.
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00:28:47,397 --> 00:28:48,789
I'd never put my guys there.
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00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,433
You couldn't pay me
to put my guys there.
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00:28:51,836 --> 00:28:54,360
Hey, okay, I've got
all of the United States.
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Who wants to wrestle me for it?
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- I'll take you on.
- You're on.
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- All right.
- Wrestle?
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00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,366
You're disturbing him in his...
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00:29:08,374 --> 00:29:10,986
No, stop it, don't fight.
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00:29:25,783 --> 00:29:27,089
Mmm.
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♪ Falling further down ♪
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♪ falling faster into sleep ♪
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They're ready!
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Ooh! Cookies.
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Just like my mama used to make.
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De-fucking-licious.
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00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:55,508
Thank you.
273
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,909
Do you want a cookie?
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00:30:08,043 --> 00:30:09,131
Yeah, sure.
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00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:19,837
They're good.
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I made them myself.
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Chips ahoy usually do me.
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Maybe, uh, the elf dude.
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Elf dude?
280
00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,717
The keebler elf.
281
00:30:30,761 --> 00:30:32,502
Keebler...
282
00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:36,332
Lonnie, give the girl a beer.
She's earned it.
283
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:40,031
Nothing beats homemade.
284
00:30:40,075 --> 00:30:41,946
Girl scouts, motherfucker.
285
00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:44,731
Thanks.
286
00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:53,044
Gross.
287
00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:54,654
All right, I'll take it,
288
00:30:54,698 --> 00:30:56,830
if you're not gonna drink it.
289
00:30:56,874 --> 00:30:59,050
Giving you her beers,
making you cookies.
290
00:30:59,094 --> 00:31:01,096
Got yourself a fine little
woman there, Rick.
291
00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,488
What else does she do?
292
00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:07,319
Leave her alone. Jesus.
293
00:31:17,895 --> 00:31:18,895
What?
294
00:31:20,028 --> 00:31:21,594
You look like your mom.
295
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,729
She says I look like my dad.
296
00:31:27,992 --> 00:31:31,082
He's lame. That's what she says.
297
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,236
How'd you get those marks?
298
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,630
Dinosaur bite.
299
00:32:00,677 --> 00:32:03,462
I thought dinosaurs
were instinct.
300
00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,944
You thought wrong.
301
00:32:10,165 --> 00:32:12,080
Is it scaly?
302
00:32:23,482 --> 00:32:24,701
Touch it.
303
00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:41,935
It's smooth.
304
00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:44,242
Mm-hmm.
305
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,132
You like it?
306
00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:08,005
- Is it yours?
- Sure is.
307
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,922
Hey...
308
00:33:11,965 --> 00:33:13,750
I'm gonna go on a ride now...
309
00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:15,360
If you want to come along.
310
00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:17,928
Where's Jessie?
311
00:33:19,277 --> 00:33:21,192
She's taking a nap.
312
00:33:21,236 --> 00:33:23,325
So, you coming?
313
00:33:27,242 --> 00:33:28,460
Okay.
314
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,503
You all right back there?
315
00:34:12,548 --> 00:34:13,549
Yep.
316
00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,289
Hold on tight.
317
00:34:41,316 --> 00:34:43,012
I gotta talk to my friend
for a minute.
318
00:34:43,056 --> 00:34:44,623
You stay here.
319
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,668
Can I come with you?
320
00:34:46,712 --> 00:34:48,974
Dennis the menace.
321
00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:50,280
How's it going?
322
00:34:50,325 --> 00:34:51,804
It goes.
323
00:34:54,546 --> 00:34:56,635
- Who's this?
- Emma.
324
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,985
Emma, this is Dennis the menace.
325
00:35:05,818 --> 00:35:08,299
I gotta give Dennis something.
You stay here.
326
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,302
What took so long?
327
00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:12,782
- Just shit.
- Dude...
328
00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:15,785
Can I look at stuff?
329
00:35:15,828 --> 00:35:17,395
Hell yeah, knock yourself out.
330
00:36:09,839 --> 00:36:11,841
What you doing, ladybug?
331
00:36:15,453 --> 00:36:16,976
Where you going?
332
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:23,287
You look very nice today.
333
00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:25,724
I like your polka dots.
334
00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:16,340
Hi!
335
00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:20,170
What are you doing under here?
336
00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:26,698
Emma, come on.
337
00:37:29,788 --> 00:37:31,964
Where were you?
You took so long.
338
00:37:32,008 --> 00:37:33,618
I was inside. Let's go.
339
00:37:33,662 --> 00:37:36,099
Look what I found.
Isn't it cute?
340
00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:39,276
You want that?
341
00:37:39,319 --> 00:37:40,930
Can I?
342
00:37:40,973 --> 00:37:42,801
Take it.
343
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,760
- But...
- Quick, before he comes out.
344
00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:52,289
Now let's split.
345
00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:55,814
Wait, I don't think
I should take it.
346
00:38:02,212 --> 00:38:04,475
I can keep a secret.
347
00:38:05,607 --> 00:38:07,783
- Can you?
- Yeah.
348
00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:11,656
Then we got nothing
to worry about.
349
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,669
Don't be scared, okay?
350
00:38:24,713 --> 00:38:26,845
It's gonna turn out
all fine in the end.
351
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,850
- You holding on?
- Yep.
352
00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:49,172
♪ Mama's little kitten
loves cat food, cat food ♪
353
00:38:49,215 --> 00:38:52,131
♪ mama's little kitten
loves ca-at food ♪
354
00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:54,743
♪ make the cat food,
put it in a bag ♪
355
00:38:54,786 --> 00:38:56,962
♪ send it to us
as fast as you can ♪
356
00:38:57,006 --> 00:38:59,704
♪ mama's little kitten
loves cat food, cat food ♪
357
00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,348
♪ mama's little kitten
loves ca-at food ♪
358
00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:24,555
Ahh...
359
00:39:40,528 --> 00:39:42,573
When I'm talking about courage,
360
00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:45,576
I'm not talking about
superhero stuff.
361
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:51,626
But rather, courage to face
life's everyday challenges.
362
00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:56,065
It's these choices that
show us if we're courageous,
363
00:39:56,108 --> 00:39:58,676
or if we're cowards.
364
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,766
It's choosing between
what's right,
365
00:40:01,810 --> 00:40:04,029
and what is convenient.
366
00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:07,163
It's choosing our convictions...
367
00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:08,599
Over comfort.
368
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,387
Please rise for
the prayer to Saint Michael.
369
00:40:17,434 --> 00:40:19,392
St. Michael the archangel,
370
00:40:19,436 --> 00:40:21,394
defend us in battle.
371
00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,658
Be our defense against
the wickedness
372
00:40:23,701 --> 00:40:25,573
and snares of the devil.
373
00:40:25,616 --> 00:40:28,793
May god rebuke him,
we humbly pray,
374
00:40:28,837 --> 00:40:32,405
and do thou, oh prince of
the heavenly host,
375
00:40:32,449 --> 00:40:36,279
by the power of god,
thrust into hell Satan
376
00:40:36,322 --> 00:40:39,804
and the other evil spirits
who prowl about the world
377
00:40:39,848 --> 00:40:42,328
for the ruin of our souls. Amen.
378
00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:48,987
The body of Christ.
379
00:40:51,294 --> 00:40:52,861
The blood of Christ.
380
00:41:04,786 --> 00:41:06,178
The body of Christ.
381
00:41:06,222 --> 00:41:07,702
The blood of Christ.
382
00:41:14,665 --> 00:41:15,665
Amen.
383
00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:22,760
The body of Christ.
384
00:41:25,023 --> 00:41:26,329
The blood of Christ.
385
00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:31,203
Morality for $700.
386
00:41:31,247 --> 00:41:33,553
Honoring or revering power,
387
00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:37,166
pleasure, money, or another
creature in place of god.
388
00:41:37,209 --> 00:41:39,342
Idol worship.
389
00:41:39,385 --> 00:41:41,387
- Sacred heart.
- What is idol worship?
390
00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:43,041
That's it.
391
00:41:44,347 --> 00:41:46,915
Morality for 900.
392
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,786
The commandment
that forbids greed
393
00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:50,788
and the desire to amass
earthly goods
394
00:41:50,832 --> 00:41:52,572
that belong to another.
395
00:41:52,616 --> 00:41:54,879
Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's goods.
396
00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:57,229
What is the tenth commandment?
397
00:41:57,273 --> 00:42:00,537
The tenth commandment
is correct.
398
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:03,105
Now let's see.
With only one question left,
399
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:05,542
the team from St. Mary's parish
has 1,700...
400
00:42:05,585 --> 00:42:06,761
Ask to be excused.
401
00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,069
- Excused?
- From the table. Sit down.
402
00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:17,859
The answer is, this is required
to keep the sabbath day holy.
403
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,599
St. Mary's.
404
00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:22,733
What is bringing
our everyday work...
405
00:42:22,777 --> 00:42:27,738
Um... may I be excused?
406
00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:29,218
Yes, you may.
407
00:42:36,312 --> 00:42:38,009
That's right!
408
00:42:38,053 --> 00:42:41,404
The team from St. Mary's
goes on to our bonus round!
409
00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:48,237
Nice try, sacred heart.
Came up just a bit short.
410
00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,441
S-So...
411
00:43:23,011 --> 00:43:24,360
Good night, then.
412
00:43:25,491 --> 00:43:26,754
Good night, Lonnie.
413
00:43:38,722 --> 00:43:40,550
You can call me...
414
00:43:40,593 --> 00:43:41,943
Daddy, I guess.
415
00:43:55,043 --> 00:43:56,218
Yeah.
416
00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:16,064
Did you tuck her in?
417
00:44:16,107 --> 00:44:18,283
Yeah, I did it.
418
00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:22,897
I pledge allegiance to the flag
419
00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:26,726
of the United States of america,
420
00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:30,992
and to the republic
for which it stands,
421
00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:35,823
one nation, under god,
indivisible,
422
00:44:35,866 --> 00:44:38,695
with Liberty and justice
for all.
423
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,281
You sure you don't want some?
424
00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:01,152
No, I can't eat bacon.
425
00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:02,937
Why?
426
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:04,112
I'm Muslim.
427
00:45:07,245 --> 00:45:09,291
Why can't you eat bacon
if you're Muslim?
428
00:45:10,683 --> 00:45:11,902
I just can't.
429
00:45:16,602 --> 00:45:18,430
Hmm.
430
00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:21,781
Catholics are allowed
to eat everything.
431
00:45:21,825 --> 00:45:23,914
I don't think I could be Muslim.
432
00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,133
You're a catholic?
433
00:45:27,048 --> 00:45:30,747
Yeah, well, my family is,
so I think I am, too.
434
00:45:35,143 --> 00:45:37,710
We even eat the body of Christ.
435
00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:41,192
Isn't that cannibalism?
436
00:45:41,236 --> 00:45:44,848
I don't know. But his blood
is really gross.
437
00:46:17,098 --> 00:46:18,447
Hey!
438
00:46:18,490 --> 00:46:20,579
Emma.
439
00:46:20,623 --> 00:46:21,667
I thought that was you.
440
00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:23,582
What are you doing here?
441
00:46:23,626 --> 00:46:25,497
Nothing.
442
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,630
How's it going now?
443
00:46:27,673 --> 00:46:28,892
Okay.
444
00:46:33,897 --> 00:46:35,638
Hey, uh...
445
00:46:35,681 --> 00:46:37,205
You want to maybe...
446
00:46:37,248 --> 00:46:39,729
Help me run a little errand?
447
00:46:39,772 --> 00:46:41,992
- What is it?
- It's super easy, you'll see.
448
00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:44,125
There's a hot fudge sundae
in it for you.
449
00:46:48,868 --> 00:46:50,000
Okay.
450
00:46:50,044 --> 00:46:51,132
Get in.
451
00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:27,428
Wait here.
452
00:47:36,742 --> 00:47:38,266
Hi.
453
00:47:40,268 --> 00:47:41,486
Come here.
454
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,840
Can you get that?
455
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:07,730
You're really pretty.
456
00:48:07,773 --> 00:48:09,340
Thanks.
457
00:48:24,399 --> 00:48:26,053
Don't move.
458
00:48:51,078 --> 00:48:52,731
Look at me.
459
00:48:52,775 --> 00:48:54,559
Don't blink.
460
00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:23,936
I never got to wear makeup
until I was 15.
461
00:49:34,077 --> 00:49:36,514
Oh... oh, my god.
462
00:49:42,651 --> 00:49:43,956
All right, we ready to go?
463
00:49:45,697 --> 00:49:47,786
Holy shit.
464
00:49:50,789 --> 00:49:52,313
Come on, let's go.
465
00:49:58,101 --> 00:49:59,101
Bye.
466
00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,494
You gonna eat that cherry?
467
00:50:45,279 --> 00:50:47,237
The cherry's for last.
468
00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:48,717
Mmm.
469
00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:00,642
How old are you?
470
00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:02,774
None of your beeswax.
471
00:51:04,994 --> 00:51:06,125
I'm just saying.
472
00:51:07,997 --> 00:51:09,433
I'm interested.
473
00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:13,220
Interested in what?
474
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:13,105
So, uh...
475
00:52:17,762 --> 00:52:19,373
I'm sorry about your mom.
476
00:52:32,951 --> 00:52:34,605
Thanks for the sundae.
477
00:52:34,649 --> 00:52:35,780
Sure.
478
00:55:04,102 --> 00:55:05,645
Looks like you guys got
everything under control here,
479
00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:08,933
so, uh, I'm gonna go.
480
00:55:10,413 --> 00:55:12,633
You gonna be all right?
481
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:13,938
Uh-huh.
482
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:27,604
I'm glad you're back.
483
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:51,062
Environmental
pressures can also change.
484
00:55:51,106 --> 00:55:54,805
But as long as variation
in a population exists,
485
00:55:54,849 --> 00:55:57,329
new adaptations can occur.
486
00:56:17,828 --> 00:56:19,743
Where's the can opener?
487
00:56:27,795 --> 00:56:29,231
Where's the can opener?
488
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:16,321
Do you have a...
489
00:57:16,365 --> 00:57:17,365
two?
490
00:57:27,071 --> 00:57:28,595
Two...
491
00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:32,816
Two.
492
00:57:37,386 --> 00:57:38,779
Two.
493
00:57:47,744 --> 00:57:50,529
Sweet dreams.
494
00:58:21,648 --> 00:58:24,476
She knows the way.
She does it every day.
495
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,653
You gotta walk her.
496
00:58:30,831 --> 00:58:32,571
I got nothing to say.
497
00:58:32,615 --> 00:58:35,009
Then just walk! Now get out.
498
00:58:35,052 --> 00:58:38,229
What's the point?
499
00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,063
I'm taking you to school.
500
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,369
Okay.
501
00:59:02,340 --> 00:59:04,386
Why didn't you want
to be my dad?
502
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,435
I do want to be your dad.
503
00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:12,699
I'm here, we're walking.
504
00:59:12,742 --> 00:59:15,614
I know, but, I mean...
505
00:59:15,658 --> 00:59:17,578
Why didn't you want to
be my dad when I was born?
506
00:59:19,967 --> 00:59:21,751
I was going to war.
507
00:59:21,795 --> 00:59:23,448
Who were you in war with?
508
00:59:23,492 --> 00:59:24,667
Terrorists.
509
00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:31,239
Didn't you want to know me
a little bit, though?
510
00:59:31,282 --> 00:59:32,719
From the war?
511
00:59:35,809 --> 00:59:37,332
It's different there.
512
00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:40,422
It's empty, it's a desert.
It's just...
513
00:59:41,684 --> 00:59:43,077
Just sand and heat.
514
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,864
You forget about
everything else.
515
00:59:49,039 --> 00:59:50,562
Well, when did you get back?
516
00:59:55,742 --> 00:59:58,614
I pledge allegiance to the flag
517
00:59:58,657 --> 01:00:01,138
of the United States of america,
518
01:00:01,182 --> 01:00:04,663
and to the republic
for which it stands,
519
01:00:04,707 --> 01:00:08,015
one nation, under god,
indivisible,
520
01:00:08,058 --> 01:00:10,669
with Liberty and justice
for all.
521
01:00:17,546 --> 01:00:19,156
You're so lucky.
522
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,941
I want one so bad.
523
01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:22,464
The tooth fairy gave it to me.
524
01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:24,596
Seriously? The tooth fairy
only gave me five bucks
525
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,946
and you got a phone.
526
01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:28,209
I got earrings last time.
They were pretty nice,
527
01:00:28,252 --> 01:00:29,819
but I'd still rather
have a phone.
528
01:00:29,863 --> 01:00:32,387
What does the fairy
do with the teeth?
529
01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:38,523
I mean, maybe the fairy has
hundreds and thousands
530
01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:41,265
and millions of teeth
just lying around.
531
01:00:42,223 --> 01:00:44,834
Where does she put them?
532
01:00:44,878 --> 01:00:47,054
I'm just saying.
533
01:00:47,097 --> 01:00:49,186
What does the fairy do
with all the teeth?
534
01:00:49,230 --> 01:00:51,536
Her mom's a retard
and her dad's crazy.
535
01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:53,364
That's why she's a perv.
536
01:00:53,408 --> 01:00:55,192
Oh, my god.
537
01:00:58,587 --> 01:01:00,241
Oh!
538
01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:04,506
Hey. What's wrong?
539
01:01:04,549 --> 01:01:06,725
- Just don't... don't look back.
- Mrs. Pinkins!
540
01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:08,205
Mrs. Pinkins!
541
01:01:09,772 --> 01:01:11,339
Mrs. Pinkins!
542
01:01:11,382 --> 01:01:12,862
Mrs. Pinkins!
543
01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,211
"The goldberg
544
01:01:14,255 --> 01:01:17,388
"is the strangest eel
in the sea.
545
01:01:17,432 --> 01:01:21,088
"It lives in the cold,
dark ocean depths.
546
01:01:22,306 --> 01:01:25,832
"It gulps down anything
that swims in its way.
547
01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:30,184
"Eels are long,
slim, snake-like fish.
548
01:01:30,227 --> 01:01:32,882
The eels in tropical waters
have spots and..."
549
01:01:35,276 --> 01:01:36,973
I think they're coming.
550
01:01:46,722 --> 01:01:49,899
I'm so sorry, Cathy.
551
01:01:49,943 --> 01:01:51,379
She'll get a good talking-to.
552
01:01:51,422 --> 01:01:52,989
You can be sure about that.
553
01:01:56,819 --> 01:01:57,907
Say you're sorry.
554
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:01,650
Say you're sorry.
555
01:02:07,699 --> 01:02:10,267
I am so sorry. I...
556
01:02:15,794 --> 01:02:17,274
I have to go pee.
557
01:02:21,844 --> 01:02:25,804
It's not that hard to say.
Just say the words. "Sorry."
558
01:02:25,848 --> 01:02:27,197
But I'm not.
559
01:02:27,241 --> 01:02:29,199
Sometimes you
just say it anyway,
560
01:02:29,243 --> 01:02:31,593
and take the high road.
561
01:02:31,636 --> 01:02:33,290
When Jesus was slapped
across the face,
562
01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,162
what did he do?
563
01:02:35,205 --> 01:02:37,120
Did he slap back?
564
01:02:37,164 --> 01:02:40,254
No, he did not slap back.
565
01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:41,820
He turned the other cheek
for more,
566
01:02:41,864 --> 01:02:44,345
because Jesus...
567
01:02:44,388 --> 01:02:46,434
Jesus is love.
568
01:02:47,957 --> 01:02:50,133
Well, if Jesus is love,
569
01:02:50,177 --> 01:02:52,657
then why did he want
to be slapped?
570
01:02:52,701 --> 01:02:54,964
Because he's strong in his love.
571
01:02:55,008 --> 01:02:57,924
- - And he
can absorb the punishment.
572
01:02:57,967 --> 01:03:00,230
He takes it on himself
573
01:03:00,274 --> 01:03:02,885
to relieve others of their hate.
574
01:03:03,842 --> 01:03:09,718
Wait, so instead of
punching Haley, I should...
575
01:03:09,761 --> 01:03:11,676
Let her punch me?
576
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,851
No.
577
01:03:14,070 --> 01:03:16,855
You're not a very smart one,
are you?
578
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,599
Jesus died for your sins.
579
01:03:21,643 --> 01:03:23,297
You know that, don't you?
580
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:25,212
Um, yeah?
581
01:03:25,255 --> 01:03:26,865
Well, all right, then.
582
01:03:26,909 --> 01:03:29,085
And your mama did not abort you.
583
01:03:29,129 --> 01:03:31,174
She kept you going.
584
01:03:31,218 --> 01:03:33,133
What does "abort" mean?
585
01:03:34,308 --> 01:03:36,614
That's when you're murdered
586
01:03:36,658 --> 01:03:39,182
before you're even born
into this world.
587
01:03:41,054 --> 01:03:42,316
Where is my mom?
588
01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:47,364
Well, she, uh...
589
01:03:47,408 --> 01:03:50,454
She got herself screwed up
because she was weak.
590
01:03:50,498 --> 01:03:52,326
And, uh...
591
01:03:52,369 --> 01:03:54,893
She did not follow
the ways of god.
592
01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:57,505
- - Does
Lonnie follow the ways of god?
593
01:03:57,548 --> 01:04:00,638
Well, he's trying.
594
01:04:00,682 --> 01:04:04,207
He's kind of screwed up, too,
but, um, he's trying.
595
01:04:04,251 --> 01:04:06,905
Because of terrorists?
596
01:04:06,949 --> 01:04:09,212
Well, maybe because of that.
597
01:04:09,256 --> 01:04:13,086
Or maybe because he's
just not praying hard enough.
598
01:04:18,004 --> 01:04:19,918
You can't just pray.
599
01:04:19,962 --> 01:04:22,095
You gotta pray hard.
600
01:07:10,176 --> 01:07:13,179
Did you, uh,
finish up your chores?
601
01:07:13,222 --> 01:07:14,222
Yep.
602
01:07:16,269 --> 01:07:18,184
I heard something happened
at school today.
603
01:07:28,803 --> 01:07:30,021
So...
604
01:07:30,065 --> 01:07:31,719
What would you like to confess?
605
01:07:35,070 --> 01:07:38,247
Well, um...
606
01:07:39,683 --> 01:07:42,556
Haley's not a very nice person,
607
01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:46,255
so... I punched her.
608
01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:52,305
But, I'm not really entirely
totally sure
609
01:07:52,348 --> 01:07:54,437
that it's a sin.
610
01:07:54,481 --> 01:07:57,179
'Cause she's a jerk face.
611
01:07:59,268 --> 01:08:01,052
Do you want to get into heaven?
612
01:08:01,096 --> 01:08:02,445
Yes.
613
01:08:02,489 --> 01:08:05,143
Then you need to truly repent.
614
01:08:05,187 --> 01:08:09,147
Okay, but, she deserved it,
and that's the real truth.
615
01:08:10,323 --> 01:08:13,674
Also, Sadie said that Jesus
turned the other cheek,
616
01:08:13,717 --> 01:08:16,503
and Haley didn't turn
the other cheek,
617
01:08:16,546 --> 01:08:19,156
but she did get punched once,
618
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,204
so she is absorbing the hate
like Jesus did.
619
01:08:24,206 --> 01:08:26,948
So maybe that was helpful
for her, actually.
620
01:08:28,036 --> 01:08:29,602
To be like Jesus?
621
01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:36,262
We're talking about
your soul here, not Haley's.
622
01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:40,048
The way to get into heaven after
623
01:08:40,091 --> 01:08:41,701
is to repent now.
624
01:08:44,094 --> 01:08:46,141
You don't want to be
standing at the gates of hell
625
01:08:46,183 --> 01:08:49,187
wishing you had just said
your penance, do you?
626
01:08:49,231 --> 01:08:50,972
No.
627
01:08:51,015 --> 01:08:52,321
Well...
628
01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:54,235
Then...
629
01:08:55,455 --> 01:08:57,544
You owe god 40 hail Marys.
630
01:09:11,253 --> 01:09:14,125
Blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
631
01:09:14,169 --> 01:09:17,477
Holy Mary, mother of god,
pray for us sinners...
632
01:09:19,609 --> 01:09:22,263
Hey, I lost a tooth today.
633
01:09:22,307 --> 01:09:23,874
Oh, you're growing up.
634
01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:25,963
No doubt about it.
635
01:09:26,007 --> 01:09:27,790
Should we celebrate
with the tooth fairy?
636
01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:32,012
How about we celebrate
with my special grilled cheese?
637
01:09:32,056 --> 01:09:33,275
Take this to the boys.
638
01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,240
Dinner's ready.
639
01:09:47,289 --> 01:09:49,246
Look, I lost a tooth today.
640
01:09:49,290 --> 01:09:51,423
Wow. Radical.
641
01:09:51,467 --> 01:09:53,164
Move! You're blocking
the target.
642
01:10:00,607 --> 01:10:03,349
- Comin' around that tree.
- Yeah, I see.
643
01:10:03,392 --> 01:10:04,914
Twitch him.
644
01:10:09,529 --> 01:10:11,530
Turn that thing off.
We're praying.
645
01:10:18,494 --> 01:10:20,801
Turn that off.
646
01:10:20,843 --> 01:10:22,498
And wait until the "amen."
647
01:10:27,285 --> 01:10:28,461
Dear lord...
648
01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:33,204
Help us to ward off the devil,
for he is real.
649
01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,599
And show us your face, lord...
650
01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:41,125
For we will not forget it
once we have seen it.
651
01:10:42,691 --> 01:10:44,477
- Amen.
- Amen.
652
01:10:52,659 --> 01:10:53,789
Not too bad.
653
01:10:55,357 --> 01:10:56,445
83 hits.
654
01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:59,012
27 kills.
655
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,355
Dear god,
656
01:11:37,399 --> 01:11:41,751
please save my soul
from going into hell.
657
01:11:41,795 --> 01:11:44,057
Help my mom find me.
658
01:11:46,190 --> 01:11:48,279
And...
659
01:11:48,323 --> 01:11:51,413
Tell the fairy
to come get my tooth.
660
01:11:53,023 --> 01:11:54,023
Amen.
661
01:12:43,117 --> 01:12:45,727
Here we go.
662
01:12:45,771 --> 01:12:46,860
Cha cha cha.
663
01:12:47,991 --> 01:12:49,905
How you guys doing?
664
01:12:49,950 --> 01:12:51,473
How you doing at home?
665
01:12:51,517 --> 01:12:53,431
One...
666
01:12:53,475 --> 01:12:56,217
Now we're gonna take the
swivel side, and cross over.
667
01:12:58,045 --> 01:12:59,045
Five.
668
01:13:03,093 --> 01:13:05,792
One more time,
let's do these side crosses.
669
01:13:05,834 --> 01:13:07,663
Back to mambo.
670
01:13:07,707 --> 01:13:09,578
Front, cha cha cha.
671
01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:12,059
Back. Front.
672
01:13:13,539 --> 01:13:14,801
Cross it over.
673
01:13:17,543 --> 01:13:19,501
Now let's cut that in half.
674
01:13:19,545 --> 01:13:21,155
Two mambos.
675
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:24,898
Cross over.
676
01:13:26,987 --> 01:13:28,989
March in place.
677
01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:31,468
Now we're gonna change it
again. Walk forward.
678
01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:34,472
Forward shimmy. Here we go.
679
01:13:34,516 --> 01:13:36,649
Looking good right there.
680
01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:40,173
You go back.
681
01:13:41,871 --> 01:13:44,134
Add your hair, your flavor.
682
01:13:44,178 --> 01:13:46,048
Are we doing communion?
683
01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:49,530
Put that all together.
684
01:13:49,575 --> 01:13:51,054
The world is shit.
685
01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,360
Five, from the mambo.
686
01:13:53,491 --> 01:13:54,884
Cha cha cha.
687
01:13:54,928 --> 01:13:56,035
It's better you know that now
688
01:13:56,059 --> 01:13:57,931
than to have to find out later.
689
01:13:57,974 --> 01:13:59,367
Forward.
690
01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:03,806
Shimmy.
691
01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:04,938
Going back.
692
01:14:09,464 --> 01:14:11,118
Now we're gonna march in place.
693
01:14:11,161 --> 01:14:15,252
I pledge allegiance to the flag
694
01:14:15,296 --> 01:14:18,429
of the United States of america,
695
01:14:18,473 --> 01:14:22,738
and to the republic
for which it stands,
696
01:14:22,782 --> 01:14:27,134
one nation, under god,
indivisible,
697
01:14:27,177 --> 01:14:29,702
with Liberty and justice
for all.
698
01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:33,967
I wonder how rocks are made.
699
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:39,755
Maybe they're made
from, like, boulders.
700
01:14:39,798 --> 01:14:41,365
Or, like, statues or something.
701
01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:47,894
Are you saying
that rocks make statues?
702
01:14:47,937 --> 01:14:49,983
I'm saying that
statues make rocks.
703
01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:55,162
Maybe.
704
01:15:07,609 --> 01:15:09,610
This is my mom's house.
705
01:15:11,569 --> 01:15:12,700
Uh...
706
01:15:46,691 --> 01:15:48,041
Boost me up.
707
01:15:48,084 --> 01:15:49,912
I'm going in.
708
01:16:00,444 --> 01:16:05,145
Where the fuck were you?
709
01:16:05,188 --> 01:16:06,886
I almost called the police.
710
01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:08,365
What?
711
01:16:08,409 --> 01:16:10,541
- Hi...
- I didn't know what to do.
712
01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:11,760
What are you, brain dead?
713
01:16:11,804 --> 01:16:13,588
Don't you ever go there.
714
01:16:16,896 --> 01:16:18,767
Are you sure
that you're okay, Emma?
715
01:16:18,811 --> 01:16:21,074
Yeah, we went to a garage sale.
Look what I got.
716
01:16:22,858 --> 01:16:25,774
She wanted to go for a ride,
I took her for a ride.
717
01:16:25,818 --> 01:16:28,385
You were gone for four hours.
718
01:16:28,429 --> 01:16:31,780
You cannot even begin
to imagine the shit
719
01:16:31,824 --> 01:16:34,173
that has been going
through my head.
720
01:16:38,047 --> 01:16:40,354
What is with the cat?
721
01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:42,051
It's a kitten.
722
01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:43,270
"It's a kitten."
723
01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:46,882
Isn't he cute?
I'm naming him ace.
724
01:16:50,843 --> 01:16:53,106
How could you take her
without telling me?
725
01:16:53,149 --> 01:16:54,890
You were sleeping. She's fine.
726
01:16:56,587 --> 01:16:58,154
Emma, you thirsty?
727
01:16:58,198 --> 01:16:59,677
Yep. So's ace.
728
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:09,383
Don't worry about her.
729
01:17:18,044 --> 01:17:21,221
I need you to
swear on your mother or god
730
01:17:21,264 --> 01:17:22,285
or whatever you swear on...
731
01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:23,416
Your bike, for fuck's sake...
732
01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:24,702
That you didn't touch her.
733
01:17:24,746 --> 01:17:26,617
You are sick.
734
01:17:26,661 --> 01:17:28,181
You're sick in the head,
you know that?
735
01:17:29,968 --> 01:17:32,798
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
736
01:17:32,841 --> 01:17:35,843
I don't understand why
you were gone for four hours.
737
01:17:35,887 --> 01:17:37,628
I just... I just...
I don't understand.
738
01:17:37,672 --> 01:17:39,065
That's all, shit.
739
01:17:39,108 --> 01:17:41,458
Jessie. Jessie.
740
01:17:42,982 --> 01:17:44,679
Shut your fucking mouth.
741
01:17:46,289 --> 01:17:47,813
I'm not gonna say it again.
742
01:17:47,856 --> 01:17:49,378
I'm not trying to make you mad.
743
01:17:49,423 --> 01:17:50,879
I just want to know
where my little girl was.
744
01:17:50,903 --> 01:17:52,295
I took her to Dennis's.
745
01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:53,644
I told you I had drops to do.
746
01:17:53,688 --> 01:17:54,863
- Dennis?!
- She had a blast.
747
01:17:54,907 --> 01:17:55,950
Are you insane?
748
01:17:55,994 --> 01:17:57,126
And you bought her a kitten.
749
01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:58,998
No, she stole the kitten.
750
01:18:00,564 --> 01:18:01,628
You're starting
to make me angry.
751
01:18:01,652 --> 01:18:02,871
I just... I don't understand.
752
01:18:02,914 --> 01:18:04,554
That's all. I don't...
I don't understand.
753
01:18:13,316 --> 01:18:14,883
Stop whining.
754
01:18:14,927 --> 01:18:16,450
Stop whining at me!
755
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,889
Sweet kitty, sweet kitty.
756
01:18:20,932 --> 01:18:23,152
Shh, shh...
757
01:18:23,196 --> 01:18:24,501
God damn it!
758
01:20:21,009 --> 01:20:22,793
And are you
getting to know your dad, then?
759
01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:25,492
Um...
760
01:20:26,536 --> 01:20:27,537
Yeah.
761
01:20:32,673 --> 01:20:34,762
Mr. Pilsko?
762
01:20:37,112 --> 01:20:39,288
Have you been spending some
quality time together?
763
01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:46,382
He tucked her in.
764
01:20:47,775 --> 01:20:50,865
He... he... walked her
to school one day.
765
01:20:50,908 --> 01:20:54,695
Uh, they're getting acquainted,
in god's own good rhythm.
766
01:20:54,738 --> 01:20:56,218
That sounds nice.
767
01:20:59,743 --> 01:21:01,136
Um...
768
01:21:02,311 --> 01:21:04,966
So, what did you talk about
on the way to school?
769
01:21:07,142 --> 01:21:08,274
Terrorists.
770
01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:11,625
Uh, okay.
771
01:21:22,984 --> 01:21:25,117
Dear lord...
772
01:21:45,093 --> 01:21:46,312
Good night.
773
01:21:46,355 --> 01:21:47,487
Good night.
774
01:22:01,718 --> 01:22:03,633
I told you not to go in there.
775
01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:18,387
I would have shot 'em.
776
01:22:41,235 --> 01:22:42,977
Fuck!
777
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:44,325
Lonnie, I'm coming in.
778
01:22:47,373 --> 01:22:48,503
Lonnie?
779
01:22:49,896 --> 01:22:51,985
Come here. Aah!
780
01:22:52,029 --> 01:22:52,987
Lonnie,
781
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,075
you gotta calm down now.
782
01:22:59,298 --> 01:23:01,691
Get 'em off of me!
783
01:23:03,737 --> 01:23:05,869
He's not right in the head.
784
01:23:05,913 --> 01:23:08,133
Like my mom?
785
01:23:08,176 --> 01:23:10,700
- Stay over there.
- Surrender!
786
01:23:10,744 --> 01:23:12,267
Honey, I'm coming in.
787
01:23:12,311 --> 01:23:13,485
- Aw, god!
- You hear me?
788
01:23:13,529 --> 01:23:15,401
Lord god in heaven!
789
01:23:15,444 --> 01:23:17,185
- Aw, fuck!
- Protect us from his sickness.
790
01:23:17,229 --> 01:23:19,056
Surrender!
791
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,756
- What?
- Lonnie's at it again.
792
01:23:22,798 --> 01:23:24,279
I'm coming over.
793
01:23:24,323 --> 01:23:25,996
- I can go more!
- Bring it over, and hurry.
794
01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:27,195
Where are you?
795
01:23:27,239 --> 01:23:30,677
Now, you run away.
You run out that door
796
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,506
and you stay away
until it's all over.
797
01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,682
- I'm in my nightgown!
- Get out, now!
798
01:23:35,725 --> 01:23:37,249
Go, far away!
799
01:23:38,685 --> 01:23:41,862
- And pray for us!
- Now I see you.
800
01:23:41,905 --> 01:23:43,994
Get out of there,
you fucking haji.
801
01:23:45,779 --> 01:23:47,302
Come on!
802
01:24:01,403 --> 01:24:04,711
I'm beyond despair! Aah!
803
01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:06,887
This is your mama
talking to you.
804
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,753
- Shit.
- Hurry!
805
01:24:47,797 --> 01:24:49,886
He'll do it finally.
Have you got something?
806
01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,410
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got something.
807
01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:53,238
Lon! Lon, man.
808
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:54,761
- Get the fuck out!
- Hey, it's me.
809
01:24:54,804 --> 01:24:56,284
Man, I'm here, I got your h.
810
01:24:56,328 --> 01:24:58,373
I'll finish you!
811
01:24:58,417 --> 01:24:59,635
Lon?
812
01:24:59,679 --> 01:25:01,507
Lon, friend, not foe.
813
01:25:01,550 --> 01:25:03,987
Here's Rick, coming in,
all right?
814
01:25:04,030 --> 01:25:05,423
I'm coming in.
815
01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:08,992
Don't you fucking shoot me.
816
01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:26,358
Hail Mary, full of grace,
817
01:25:26,401 --> 01:25:28,795
the lord is with thee.
818
01:25:28,838 --> 01:25:31,753
Blessed art thou among women.
819
01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:34,670
Blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
820
01:25:34,714 --> 01:25:38,195
Holy Mary, mother of god,
821
01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:40,197
pray for us sinners now
822
01:25:40,241 --> 01:25:42,287
and at the hour
of our death, amen.
823
01:25:43,852 --> 01:25:48,423
Hail fairy, full of grace,
the lord is with thee.
824
01:25:48,467 --> 01:25:50,991
Blessed art thou among women.
825
01:25:51,034 --> 01:25:53,646
Blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
826
01:25:53,689 --> 01:25:57,127
Holy Mary, mother of god,
827
01:25:57,171 --> 01:25:59,304
pray for us sinners now
828
01:25:59,347 --> 01:26:02,218
and at the hour
of our death, amen.
829
01:26:03,743 --> 01:26:07,268
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the lord is with thee.
830
01:26:08,922 --> 01:26:12,968
Blessed... blessed...
831
01:26:13,012 --> 01:26:14,623
Blessed art thou among women.
832
01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:17,191
Blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
833
01:26:17,234 --> 01:26:21,413
Holy Mary, mother of god,
pray for us sinners now
834
01:26:21,456 --> 01:26:24,416
and at the hour of
our death, amen.
835
01:26:57,623 --> 01:26:59,102
He's calm now.
836
01:27:02,105 --> 01:27:04,891
You go in there
and you comfort him.
837
01:28:31,325 --> 01:28:32,979
Close your eyes.
838
01:28:55,088 --> 01:28:57,482
Why did you get so upset?
839
01:29:05,577 --> 01:29:09,537
I've seen...
840
01:29:09,581 --> 01:29:14,499
Terrible things...
841
01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:16,544
That I can't unsee.
842
01:29:23,203 --> 01:29:25,030
And I...
843
01:29:25,074 --> 01:29:27,423
I love this country, you know.
844
01:29:31,472 --> 01:29:32,865
Me too.
845
01:29:46,834 --> 01:29:48,794
Tu eres.
846
01:29:48,837 --> 01:29:51,579
Tu eres.
847
01:29:51,623 --> 01:29:55,843
Elle, Ella, usted, es.
848
01:29:55,887 --> 01:30:00,369
Elle, Ella, usted, es.
849
01:30:00,414 --> 01:30:04,940
Nosotros, nosotras, somos.
850
01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:08,988
Nosotros, nosotras, somos.
851
01:30:09,030 --> 01:30:12,600
Vosotros, vosotras, sois.
852
01:30:12,644 --> 01:30:16,952
Vosotros, vosotras, sois.
853
01:30:16,996 --> 01:30:21,477
Ellos, ellas, ustedes, son.
854
01:30:21,521 --> 01:30:26,309
Ellos, ellas, ustedes, son.
855
01:30:37,364 --> 01:30:41,020
So, you'll be the terrorist,
and I'll be wonder woman.
856
01:30:41,063 --> 01:30:42,412
What do I have to do?
857
01:30:42,456 --> 01:30:44,632
Well, I'm gonna have to
tie you up.
858
01:30:44,676 --> 01:30:45,676
Oh.
859
01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:50,856
Hold this.
860
01:30:56,775 --> 01:30:57,950
Put your feet up here.
861
01:30:59,778 --> 01:31:02,302
Do muslims speak Spanish?
862
01:31:02,345 --> 01:31:05,000
No, but I can speak
a few words of arabic.
863
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,916
Well, this one can't
speak English,
864
01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:10,179
so you can only communicate
with bird calls.
865
01:31:11,311 --> 01:31:12,965
Muslims speak English.
866
01:31:13,008 --> 01:31:14,793
No, not this one.
867
01:31:14,836 --> 01:31:18,187
This one only uses
the bird language.
868
01:31:18,231 --> 01:31:19,667
I can't speak bird.
869
01:31:19,711 --> 01:31:21,756
You're a terrorist.
You speak bird.
870
01:31:22,931 --> 01:31:25,586
What, like, "chirp chirp"?
871
01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:27,390
You're gonna have to do a lot
better than that
872
01:31:27,414 --> 01:31:29,134
if you want to communicate
with your people.
873
01:31:30,809 --> 01:31:31,984
You're my captive now.
874
01:31:32,027 --> 01:31:34,116
Don't try and resist.
875
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:35,770
Look, this is lame. Untie me.
876
01:31:46,825 --> 01:31:49,175
Okay, mister,
I'm gonna need you to settle down
877
01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:51,220
and listen real careful-like.
878
01:31:51,264 --> 01:31:53,005
What the heck?
879
01:31:53,048 --> 01:31:56,748
Now stop squirming,
and beg for your life in bird.
880
01:31:56,791 --> 01:31:58,575
Don't shoot.
881
01:31:58,619 --> 01:32:00,142
Beg.
882
01:32:00,186 --> 01:32:01,970
Please?
883
01:32:02,014 --> 01:32:03,319
In bird.
884
01:32:11,371 --> 01:32:15,027
Now promise me
you'll always be my friend
885
01:32:15,070 --> 01:32:17,159
and love me forever and ever
no matter what.
886
01:32:18,639 --> 01:32:19,771
Okay.
887
01:32:21,990 --> 01:32:23,688
You're not a traitor, are you?
888
01:32:30,999 --> 01:32:32,435
Okay, well,
889
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:33,872
break's over.
890
01:32:33,914 --> 01:32:35,003
Gotta go.
891
01:32:36,309 --> 01:32:38,398
Wait...
892
01:32:38,441 --> 01:32:40,095
Wait, Emma.
893
01:32:40,139 --> 01:32:41,836
Wait, where are you going?
894
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:42,880
Emma!
895
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,589
Let's go, let's go!
896
01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:00,159
No wet noodles.
897
01:33:01,377 --> 01:33:02,857
Keep it up.
898
01:33:50,296 --> 01:33:52,167
Untie me.
899
01:33:52,211 --> 01:33:54,387
- Ask in...
- Untie me!
900
01:33:54,430 --> 01:33:56,084
All right, calm down.
901
01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:17,366
It was just a joke!
902
01:36:50,519 --> 01:36:53,305
Lonnie, why don't
you say the prayer tonight?
903
01:36:53,348 --> 01:36:54,566
A full tank of chemicals
904
01:36:54,610 --> 01:36:57,091
into your toilet bowl.
905
01:36:57,135 --> 01:37:00,747
But the little blue elephant
stays around to clean 24/7.
906
01:37:00,789 --> 01:37:02,401
Even streaks are no match
907
01:37:02,444 --> 01:37:03,682
for the powerful
little blue elephant.
908
01:37:03,706 --> 01:37:06,840
Jesus...
909
01:37:06,883 --> 01:37:10,017
You heal the sinner
of their sins.
910
01:37:10,061 --> 01:37:11,235
Here's how it works.
911
01:37:11,279 --> 01:37:12,715
Six ounces of fresh water
912
01:37:12,759 --> 01:37:14,215
passes through
the little blue elephant
913
01:37:14,239 --> 01:37:15,762
and brings
the cleaning chemistry
914
01:37:15,805 --> 01:37:18,373
down the refill valve
into the toilet bowl.
915
01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:19,896
If I had you
in front of me right now
916
01:37:19,940 --> 01:37:22,247
I'd ask you why there's
so much dark shit all around.
917
01:37:22,289 --> 01:37:24,205
Language.
918
01:37:24,249 --> 01:37:25,990
And no tools are required.
919
01:37:26,033 --> 01:37:28,557
It really works.
I love the little blue elephant.
920
01:37:28,601 --> 01:37:30,690
Drop-in toilet
tablets only last for a week or two
921
01:37:30,733 --> 01:37:32,319
and they can damage
the internal parts of...
922
01:37:32,343 --> 01:37:33,867
Sometimes...
923
01:37:37,088 --> 01:37:39,220
Sometimes life feels...
924
01:37:45,966 --> 01:37:47,402
I like life.
925
01:37:50,101 --> 01:37:51,580
Amen.
926
01:37:51,624 --> 01:37:52,929
Amen.
927
01:38:08,902 --> 01:38:11,774
Does god ever go on vacation?
928
01:38:11,818 --> 01:38:14,602
Sometimes...
929
01:38:14,646 --> 01:38:18,477
It feels like god's on vacation
but he's always here.
930
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,566
He watches everything we do.
931
01:38:25,962 --> 01:38:28,139
Is god... fictional?
932
01:38:34,536 --> 01:38:36,364
Why would you say that?
933
01:38:38,323 --> 01:38:42,718
God is as real as you or me
or any of us.
934
01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:50,248
Are fairies real?
935
01:38:51,510 --> 01:38:53,077
Fairies don't exist.
936
01:38:53,119 --> 01:38:56,602
Maybe you're getting them
confused with angels,
937
01:38:56,645 --> 01:38:58,565
- who come down from heaven...
- Ghosts are real.
938
01:39:01,563 --> 01:39:02,825
I'll tell you what's real.
939
01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:06,438
Demons are real.
940
01:39:08,092 --> 01:39:11,617
And that's why we need Jesus.
941
01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:14,141
Because it's a war...
942
01:39:14,185 --> 01:39:16,187
And we gotta win it.
943
01:39:16,230 --> 01:39:18,798
An incredible
value, so order now.
944
01:39:34,205 --> 01:39:35,249
Good night.
945
01:39:36,598 --> 01:39:38,339
Good night...
946
01:39:38,383 --> 01:39:39,601
Daddy.
947
01:39:46,652 --> 01:39:48,566
Tomorrow will be better.
948
01:39:51,091 --> 01:39:52,614
That's what they say.
949
01:39:54,007 --> 01:39:55,313
Okay.
950
01:40:07,716 --> 01:40:10,023
So, uh...
951
01:40:10,066 --> 01:40:11,633
You like life, huh?
952
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:15,550
Yeah.
953
01:40:16,595 --> 01:40:17,770
Why?
954
01:40:20,990 --> 01:40:22,296
I don't know.
955
01:40:30,217 --> 01:40:31,305
Okay.
956
01:40:40,401 --> 01:40:41,533
Good night.
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