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"Adrian looks into the mirror and wonders,
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is this all a dream,
a figment of her imagination?"
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No, that sucks.
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Gary, that's twice in two days.
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You keep falling asleep in that sauna,
you're gonna cook yourself.
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Is your computer pressuring you to update?
Just click, "Remind me tomorrow."
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You won't do it then, either.
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No, I'm just frustrated.
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I'm writing a short story. Or trying to.
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That's cool. Short stories
are my favorite length of stories.
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You won't be reading this one.
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I have the worst writer's block
I've ever had.
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Give it time. You'll get there.
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I don't have time, Grant.
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I'm trying to submit
to the Harvard Review,
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and the deadline is soon,
and I can't come up with an ending.
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You can't, huh?
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Oh, good. Michael.
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Can you wrap me in these towels
and bury me under the free weights?
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I mean, I could,
but I'd have to run it by HR.
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Chelsea, I could develop
a workout program for you.
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Clear that writer's block up.
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That's a very kind offer,
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but I can't imagine working out
will clear my writer's block.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
You see that lady doing chest flies?
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- Yeah.
- That's Athena.
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She's an astrophysicist
who was blocked on some project,
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until she worked out with Grant.
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In a week, she discovered a quantum realm.
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Impressive, huh?
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I was proud of myself
when I discovered Santa Monica.
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Hey, Grant. How's my miracle worker?
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Doing great. Was telling Chelsea
about your breakthrough.
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Oh, yeah. One week with this guy,
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and suddenly,
I'm changing the course of human history.
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I call him MacArthur Genius Grant,
because he helped me win one.
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You mind handing me a fresh towel?
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Sure. They're not folded yet, sorry.
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Actually, every element in matter
is folded billions of times over.
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Grant helped me figure that one out
on week two.
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Not to mention
what he did for my pelvic floor.
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So, what do you say?
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Okay, I'm in, but we have to start now
'cause my deadline's in three days.
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I still have Maureen on my schedule.
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Screw Maureen!
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Hi, Maureen! Cute top.
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Thank you, Howard.
Another delicious brunch.
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We don't serve brunch on Tuesdays.
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What you just had, Jayden, was
a single banana and a lot of cocktails.
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It's really fun hanging out like this.
You've been so busy lately, Solana.
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I know.
Energy work has been in high demand
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ever since J.Lo claimed
it's why she doesn't have wrinkles.
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Allison, hi.
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Hi! What?
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- Funny bumping into you...
- Well, okay then, you must be on your way.
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Okay. I'll leave you to your meal.
See you tomorrow.
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Yes! Tomorrow is
certainly, yes, a day, that is for sure.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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- What was that?
- Did that guy just call you Allison?
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Allison? Do I look like an Allison to you?
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- No way.
- Who was that guy?
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- What guy?
- The guy talking to you.
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And ignoring me,
even though my hair is amazing. That guy.
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What are you talking about?
You guys are being really weird.
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Okay, all right.
I'm ready to "shred," as they say.
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So what do you wanna start with?
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Nope.
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Some push-ups? Some pull-ups?
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Ooh, that thing I saw on TV where men
in kilts throw telephone poles over walls?
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- Nope. We'll start on the treadmill.
- Oh, okay. Great.
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- Fire me up. Crank me to 11.
- I'm not turning it on.
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Just walk forwards and backwards.
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Walk on a motionless treadmill?
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While keeping your eye on this can
the entire time.
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- This is how Athena had her breakthrough?
- No.
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Athena did
high-intensity cardio kickboxing.
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You're gonna walk
on a powered-off treadmill.
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While staring at a can.
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Begin.
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Okay.
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- How will this help me...?
- Be back in an hour.
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- Hour?
- Eye on the can.
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Oh, why keep my eye on the can?
Okay. Jeez!
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I can't get over
how strange Solana was acting earlier.
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Pretending not to know that guy.
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Yeah, what was with that Allison stuff?
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Don't get me wrong.
I get mistaken for people all the time.
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Once, someone thought I was the alpaca
that looks like Tilda Swinton.
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It felt like Solana was hiding something.
I mean, who was that man?
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Maybe he's a celebrity client,
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and she uses a fake name
to protect his anonymity.
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Claire, there are only a handful
of famous bald men,
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and they're all
in the Fast & Furious movies.
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That guy was not one of them.
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Unless it was Tyrese.
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Was that Tyrese?
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- There is another possibility.
- What?
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Okay, hear me out. She could be in a cult.
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Do you think?
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Jayden, I have to tell you something.
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When I first got to L.A.,
I was desperate to make friends.
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So I fell into a group
of super nice, super hot people
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and, well, one thing led to another.
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And what I'm trying to say is,
I was in a cult.
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No way.
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Me too!
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Wait, which one?
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Okay, on three.
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Sun Collective. Oh, my God!
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I knew we were solstice sisters.
Wait, when were you there, girl?
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- I took my vow in 2016.
- Ah. 2015.
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Wait, how did we not run into each other?
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I was a year ahead of you.
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Year one was all fun and games,
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but year two was entirely devoted
to digging the Infinity Hole.
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Year two was a nightmare.
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During one of my digging sessions,
I found a collarbone.
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Jayden, I'm scared for Solana.
I think she might be in a cult.
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That guy at Franklin's
did have a super cult-y look.
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Loose fitting jeans,
New Balances, no pop of color.
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We shouldn't jump to conclusions.
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You're right. The last time we jumped
to conclusions, we joined a cult.
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Maybe we should investigate to confirm.
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Great. If there's one thing we learned
in the Sun Collective,
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it's how to uncover secrets
our loved ones are hiding.
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- My cult name was Rainbow. What was yours?
- Judy.
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Ow, ow.
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Ow, ow.
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Ow.
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Can't believe I'm sore from walking.
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It's the backwards part.
Most people walk forwards.
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- Ready to get back to the gym?
- No, Grant. I'm not.
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Feel like I was
zipped up in a sleeping bag
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and thrown down the stairs.
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That's typical after a workout.
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Walking on a shut-off treadmill
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while staring at a can is not a workout.
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That's a performance art piece
by a college freshman.
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I lost an entire day, and I still
don't have an ending to my story.
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Thank you for your help, but I'll just
tell the Review I won't be submitting.
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Unacceptable!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm not letting you quit.
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You made a promise to yourself.
Don't make promises you can't keep.
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Don't make promises you can't keep?
Grant, I can't...
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I'm not Grant.
I'm your trainer, named Grant.
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Now, quit whining,
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put on your Harvard sweatshirt
so everyone knows you went there,
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and get to the gym.
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Wow, that was very intense
but kind of exciting.
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- Are you like this with all...?
- No more questions!
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Okay. All right. Listen,
just to say, the Harvard sweatshirt,
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it's not to show off,
it's just comfortable...
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I said, go.
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- Where did the whistle come from?
- Now!
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Okay. Fine.
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Come on, go. Come on!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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What do you think she's reading?
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Probably the cult by-laws.
I read them for hours.
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Not to brag, but I won
the by-law trivia bee. Unopposed.
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Ooh, she's getting a phone call.
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Hey. Yeah.
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Look, this will all be over soon,
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and the final judgment
will be better than anything.
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Final judgment!
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It's confirmed. She's in a cult.
We need a game plan.
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Oh, and I just wanted to apologize
for acting odd at the restaurant.
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My roommates
don't know I'm practicing law again,
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but I assure you,
it won't affect our case.
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We need to tell her that we know,
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- and that she has to get out of it.
- We can't confront her.
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Like when someone has terrible bangs,
you don't tell them.
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They have to realize for themselves
the bangs don't work.
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You liked my bangs, right,
before they grew out?
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Oh. Mm-hm.
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Okay. Talk soon.
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Okay, she's coming. Go, go, go.
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Oh, hi, Solana.
I didn't realize you were home.
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Not for long.
I've got a big day ahead. Of healing.
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Why don't you do your healing
here at home, with us?
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I could do some of my very tranquil,
very relaxing beatboxing to set the mood.
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Thanks, but it's an in-home client.
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Okay, well, I just wanna let you know
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that if you need to talk
to anyone about anything, we're here.
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Yeah. If you're scared
or feel like you don't know where to turn,
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or you're nervous
for an upcoming erotic ritual,
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we got you, girl.
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I'm fine. I gotta go.
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Last time I heard someone say "I'm fine,"
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Richard was sent to visit Mother Spider.
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She's in deep. She needs us.
She can't be trusted on her own!
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We have to follow her.
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I still remember how to stalk people
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from when the Collective was
obsessed with Dianne Feinstein.
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Right. "Stay behind-y the Feiny."
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How's she doing?
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Walking real slow,
staring at that chunk of metal.
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This must be
how goats get pumped for dinner.
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And has she complained
about staring at the can?
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No. But she does
keep looking over at me like...
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Grant!
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You see? Just like that.
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She's not ready, Michael.
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Grant, please!
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Eye on the can.
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What is this place?
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I don't know, but the walls are so green,
I feel like I'm inside an avocado.
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- Someone's coming. What do we do?
- Say something cult-y.
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- Uh, love and blessings.
- Late '90s Madonna.
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Okay, she was acting crazy.
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Jayden, there she is,
and there's the bald guy.
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And they're wearing suits?
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It's worse than we imagined.
The fashions in particular.
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You entered into an agreement,
there's no negotiating it.
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You're asking us to do the unthinkable.
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There's no coming back
according to the affidavit.
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Affidavit?
My really German SoulCycle instructor?
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He's wrapped up in this too?
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Have you even
considered the circumstantial evidence?
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They're circumcising each other.
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Enough talking. Let's get this done
and execute the final judgment now.
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Oh, my God, it's happening now.
We have to save her.
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Applesauce.
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That's it! We've heard enough!
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We're here to save this girl.
We know she's in there. Remember her!
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Why are you guys here?
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Solana, it's Jayden,
your most famous friend.
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I'm here now. I'm here now.
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I hope someone's recording this.
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What is going on?
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You are escaping this death cult.
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- Cult?
- Cult?
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Oh, excuse me, techno-spiritual
soul-enlightening organization.
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I know what you're up to.
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You wanna change Solana,
own her and possess her,
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all while playing Frisbee
in the sunniest parks.
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Allison, what are they talking about?
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Stop calling her by her cult name.
Her real name is Solana.
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No, it's not!
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My real name is Allison.
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What?
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And I'm not in a cult.
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I'm practicing law again.
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Oh.
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- I see that now.
- Yeah, this feels less heroic.
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She's gone completely blank.
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Eyes all glazed over.
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Looks like my mom
when she watches QVC at 3 a.m.
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Any complaining?
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No. She hasn't even pointed out
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raspberry's misspelled
on the smoothie chalkboard.
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She's ready.
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All right, Chelsea, time to run.
Keep your eye on the can.
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Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah.
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Now we're talking. This feels good.
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Whoa! Hey.
Hello! How fast are we going here?
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- Keep your eye on the can.
- I can't...
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- Eye on the can.
- I can't...
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Eye on the can.
Repeat after me. Eye on the can.
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- Eye on the can.
- Good. Again.
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- Eye.
- Eye.
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- Can.
- Can.
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- I can.
- I can.
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- I can.
- I can.
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I can.
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I can.
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I can.
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- What can you do?
- I can run fast.
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Yes, you can. What else?
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I can parallel park while someone watches.
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What else?
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Put on eyeliner without opening my mouth!
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What else?
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I can... I can finish my story.
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Yes, you can!
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Yes, I can. Yes, I can!
I can finish my story!
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I gotta finish my story.
You're coming with me, mister.
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Well, I gotta go to Hawaii.
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If she can leave her job
in the middle of the day, so can I.
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I'm sorry I lied to you guys.
283
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It's okay.
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I just don't understand why
you've been hiding being a lawyer.
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I get why you wouldn't want us to know
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that you hang out
with people who dress like that,
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but otherwise, yeah, why?
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Being a lawyer is a part
of a really dark time in my past.
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You'll never speak to me again
if you knew.
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Solana, there's no judgment here.
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Jayden and I were part of a cult
that kidnapped the uncles of celebrities
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to raise money
to build a big retaining wall.
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Yeah, what happened, sweetie?
You can tell us anything.
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Well, I became a lawyer
to fight the big guy, right?
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Then I took a job at a firm
to pay my law school debt.
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I became their youngest partner.
Allison the Assassin.
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- So fun.
- I love that.
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I got this big corporate client
with a highly problematic case.
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You defended People magazine when they
named Blake Shelton the sexiest man?
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No. I defended Deepview Petroleum
in the Blackwater Horizon oil spill.
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The one that dumped oil
into the Gulf of Mexico.
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- Killed all those poor dolphins?
- Yes.
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I argued that
the dolphins were being too chatty,
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thus sending sonar waves into the pipes
and bursting them with their chirps.
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You blamed the oil spill on the dolphins?
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And I won.
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I know. You hate me, and you're right to.
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I'm a monster.
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I hated the old me too,
that's why I changed my name.
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Solana is just Allison
with the letters changed around.
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Are we sure about that?
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Look, whether you're Solana or Allison,
we could never hate you.
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And, sure, what you did back then
wasn't super cool to the dolphins,
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but you're obviously an amazing lawyer.
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Just use your superpowers for good.
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Yeah, on actual evil, like frackers
and people who read Cigar Aficionado.
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I think it's time for peaceful Solana
and hard-arguing Allison to merge together
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into one unstoppable...
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- Solallison!
- The Assassissin!
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Thanks, guys.
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- Of course.
- Yeah.
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Ooh. Now that you're practicing law again,
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I'm being sued by Wendy's for wearing
red pigtails in a nude photoshoot.
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Bring them on.
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Oh, there's my girls.
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Good night, Linda.
Good luck with your pot roast.
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Hey.
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Hey, Chels. What are you doing here?
I thought you'd be home writing.
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I'm done.
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I wrote.
And the words just flowed out of me.
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Like a microwave.
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I came up with an ending
and I submitted my story.
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That's great.
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00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,062
Yeah, it's amazing.
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Then why are you looking at me
like I'm an ages-14-and-up puzzle?
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I just...
I can't wrap my head around what you did.
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"I can." It's just...
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Kind of silly, I know.
339
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I didn't see it coming.
How did you know it would work?
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Yesterday, you said "I can't"
three different times.
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- Really? You noticed?
- Seven throughout the day.
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Fifteen, if you count today.
I'm a trainer, I'm very good at counting.
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I can get down on myself sometimes.
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The Chelsea I know
can do anything she puts her mind to.
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I just needed to remind her.
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You. I'm talking about you.
You're the "her" that I'm talking about.
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00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,482
Yeah. I get it.
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00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,447
Grant, I've never met anyone like you.
You're kind of brilliant.
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- Stop it.
- No, I'm serious.
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- Means a lot coming from you.
- From me? Please.
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Are you kidding? I feel lucky
that I even get to hang out with you.
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That's like the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me. God.
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I could just kiss you.
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What did I say
about making promises you can't keep?
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