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All right, Nabila, shred that core.
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Oh, God, Claire's here.
Pretend you're working out.
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I am working out.
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- Oh, hey, Grant.
- Hey, Grant.
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- I mean, I'm Grant.
- Yeah, totally.
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I'm good. How are you?
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Oh, I'm good.
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- That's good to be good.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna head out. I'll see you at home.
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- Not if I don't see you first.
- Yeah, totally. I'll see you later.
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Later, dude.
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I mean, skater dude. I mean, skater girl.
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I said, "See you later, girl."
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Okay.
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You hot people are so weird.
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And then he said, "See you, skater girl."
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It was so awkward.
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Avril Lavigne. That is awkward.
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Grant basically professed
his love for you, and you turned him down.
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- Weirdness is to be expected.
- Yeah, I know.
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Claire, I'm gonna ask you point-blank.
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Do you have feelings for Grant
like he does for you?
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Really?
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No.
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I mean, I did,
I have, but I don't anymore.
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I feel bad that I hurt his feelings,
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and I want things to go back
to the way they were.
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Grant will be okay. I'm sure he's in pain,
but he'll move on, really. He will.
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Okay. Good. That's good.
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Enough about me and Grant.
What about you? Talk to me.
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Tell me everything.
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Okay. Well, I do have something
that's very Tropicana.
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- It's juicy.
- What?
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So I was watching
this old-timey movie called Ghost,
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and this scene that's very slay
where Demi Moore is mushing clay,
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and her hot, shirtless,
Patrick Swayze husband
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is all, "Let me get behind you
and help you sculpt."
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And at first you're like, "Mud? Gross."
But then, it gets so sexy
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when their wet gooey fingers start
intertwining in sludgy, sinful ecstasy.
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Wow.
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So this got me looking online
for a pottery twunk.
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See if I can get my hands
on a muddy hand partner.
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- And?
- I found one.
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He's so stun, and he teaches
a pottery class nearby. Check him out.
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Hello, @ShouldIClayOrShouldIThrow!
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There's just one problem.
I can't tell if he's straight or gay.
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- Or pan, or bi, or questioning, or...
- Thank you, GLAAD Committee Co-chair.
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I appreciate your allyship,
blah, blah, blah,
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now help me figure out
if this guy likes D.
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Oh, my God, what is that? It smells awful.
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I know, right?
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It's durian fruit.
Terrible odor but powerfully cleansing.
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It's like a super-duper food.
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Yes, the classic food pyramid.
Grains, vegetables, and super-dupers.
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Solana, you'll be proud of me.
I took your advice about dating again.
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Unless you're banging a guy from Staples,
I'm not sure how this is relevant.
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This is the research I'm doing
before I decide who I'm going to date.
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There's 1.8 million men in Los Angeles,
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and 500,000 of them are
within reasonable geographic range,
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I cross-referenced that
with a college degree,
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and then I removed about 15%
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to account for the L.A. epidemic
of thin chin hair.
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You're procrastinating.
This will speed things along.
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I signed you up for a dating app.
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What? How?
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When did you take this picture?
I look amazing.
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Just go on a date, now.
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- All right, fine, I will.
- I don't believe you. Pinkie swear.
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- Solana, we're both adults.
- It wasn't a request.
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May you be cursed by tiny-fingered gods
if you break your pinkie oath.
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I'm so excited for you!
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Michael, the way men behave
on dating apps is abhorrent.
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I get it.
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I thought I found the girl of my dreams,
but it was Burger King
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catfishing me to promote
a new chicken sandwich.
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Dating in L.A. is brutal.
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Sup?
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Wow. That might be the saddest
"sup" I've ever heard.
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Claire was here.
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I was so awkward,
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the security guys
have been rewatching the footage.
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Oh, yeah. I saw.
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Avril Lavigne, huh?
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Grant, I feel terrible.
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I told you to go for it,
and I totally misread how she was feeling.
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I'm sorry.
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You have nothing to be sorry about.
I asked you for help.
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And it's good that I know
where she stands. I don't regret it.
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I don't wanna feel hurt anymore.
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Oh.
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- What's wrong?
- I'm on a dating app.
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I got a message from the defendant
at my future murder trial.
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Solana signed me up.
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She made me pinkie promise to date,
and I'm oddly afraid to break it.
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Good for you, Chelsea. That takes courage.
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You know, maybe it's time
I put myself out there too.
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Move on from Claire.
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Yeah, that's a great idea,
but I've gotta warn you, it's not easy.
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- Dating in L.A. is...
- I'd like to go on a date.
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...brutal.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- Look at this one. Is he gay or straight?
- Huh.
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Shirtless overalls.
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On the one hand, very Boho,
on the other, kind of homo.
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None of these are helping.
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A selfie with a strip of paint
on his face.
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A foot holding a vegetable peeler.
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A happy birthday message to Sasha Obama.
Who is this man?
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I fell in love with a sculptor once.
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We're talking about me, Howard.
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What am I gonna do?
About Howard interrupting.
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I don't know.
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But I have an idea for pottery guy.
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We should go and take a class.
Gaydar works better in person.
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That's a great idea.
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We both represent
the peak specimens of our gender,
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so "Should I Clay or Should I
Throw" will flirt with one of us.
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I'll be gay bait...
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- And I'll be straight bait!
- Then we'll find out if he's gay.
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Or asexual, or greysexual,
or demisexual...
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I'm so happy that you read the pamphlet.
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But you've gotta focus. Okay?
We've gotta change.
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- For this, we must look our sexiest.
- Yay, pottery!
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Oh, this is so much fun!
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I love trying new things.
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Oh, I hope he's gay for you.
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And I hope you make something out of clay.
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That's why I stop drinking water
at least two hours before going to movies.
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You're so funny.
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So dinner tonight?
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Sounds great. Uh, but just to ask,
would you be down for a double date?
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I have a single brother
if you know anyone.
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Actually, I know the perfect person.
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- Chelsea.
- Uh-huh?
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Would you wanna go on a double date
with me and Karen and Karen's brother?
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Oh.
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Thank you, but I have
something in the works.
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I'm talking to this guy that seems great.
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No creepy pics, hasn't asked
for a wire transfer,
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and he knows when
to use "it's" with an apostrophe
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and it's, with an apostrophe, refreshing.
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I've really got a good one here.
Okay, and he just sent me a dick-pic.
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Two, actually.
And there's the third musketeer.
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Oh, and if you zoom in, you can see
Tucker Carlson playing in the background.
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Which, if you think about it,
is the fourth dick-pic.
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Double date it is.
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Hello?
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Claire? Grant?
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Chelsea? Jayden?
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Justin Trudeau's nudes leaked!
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Ooh!
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Alone at last.
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Ooh.
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It's like mother nature
vomited in her mouth. Yum.
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Welcome to Chewing Mindfully.
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Why just eat out
when you can eat from the inside out?
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Why?
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Why is there a mouse here?
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No.
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No, Solana!
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It's just a mouse,
and mice are people too.
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Even this room's sexuality is unclear.
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- Who is she?
- We're trying to get the guy's attention.
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You're straight bait,
not conversion therapy.
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Welcome, everyone. I'm Topher.
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It really could go either way.
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Take a seat at your wheels.
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- Exciting, right?
- Very.
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This introduction to ceramics session
is all about having fun
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and embracing that inner sense of play
we all have within us.
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'Cause, baby, you were born this clay.
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Looking pretty good so far.
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Let the straight or gay-mes begin.
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Actually, I have two dogs,
Mariah and Joe Montana.
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So, anyway, I am obsessed with Britney
and Christina, my two favorite nieces.
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So there I was, on my knees,
loving every second of it.
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Changing a tire is so rewarding.
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I have no idea. Dating in L.A. is brutal.
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God, I don't wanna do this.
I mean, a blind date?
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What if he's a bones collector
or something?
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I can't be looking for my bra
and step on a ferret clavicle.
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Relax, you're just nervous.
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Karen is awesome, and she says
her brother is even awesomer.
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You'll see how normal it is
once we sit down and order drinks.
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Yes. Alcohol makes the smart voices
go away.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Hi.
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- Hey, Grant.
- Nice to meet you. Aaron.
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Chelsea.
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I have to admit, I'm relieved.
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When my sister was setting me up
with a girl from the gym, well,
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you can imagine my worry.
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Oh, you were afraid I might be strong
enough to suffocate you with my thighs?
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No, not... Not that. Whoo!
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It's just that blind dates
as a concept are insane.
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Insane. Yes, exactly.
It's like, you could be anyone!
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Something tells me
we both dodged a bullet this time.
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Yes, it seems that way.
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Hey, guys, what can I get you?
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Reminder, there's no buddies discount.
Claire just made that up.
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Okay. Hi, Howard, I'll just have
a vodka soda. Thanks.
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Tequila soda for me, please.
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Sure, and for you two?
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My sister and I will each
have a gin and tonic.
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In one glass, with two straws.
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Sorry, I may have misheard.
You each want a gin and tonic?
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- Yes.
- Got it.
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- In one glass.
- With two straws.
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And he doesn't like citrus, so if you can
please put the lime on my side.
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Okay.
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You know, I think he may have
thought you wanted to share one drink,
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which you don't, right?
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No, that's exactly what we want.
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I understand that you're an exterminator,
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and that it rhymes
with terminator for a reason.
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But do you offer any solutions
that don't end in violence or death?
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I don't know. Rodent hypnosis.
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Tiny talk therapy.
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Dr. Drew-style intervention
but without the exploitation.
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Oh, I sound crazy because I'm talking
about mice like they're people.
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You know what?
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I am one with nature,
so I will get rid of this mouse myself,
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and it will be a spiritual, ethical,
and beautiful experience for all!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, that looks awesome.
Have you done pottery before?
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No, but I've dabbled in Play-Doh.
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Oh, yeah, my mom would buy me
those six-packs. I would go to town.
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That's so sweet of your mom.
I buy my own supply.
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- I'm Dave, by the way.
- I'm Claire.
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- So how did you end up here?
- Oh, I'm just helping my friend.
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He wants to get Ghosted-up
by the instructor. What about you?
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Well, actually,
I won this class in a work raffle.
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I was pulling for the Nespresso,
but this is good too.
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- I like trying new things.
- I like trying new things.
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You should do work raffles. Last month,
I won the boss' parking spot for a day.
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It was a Saturday, so it was a trick
to get me to work on the weekend,
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but boy, it was pretty fun!
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Hey, we're here for a reason.
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Teacher!
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She needs help.
243
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- Jayden!
- Just flirt with him.
244
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- What should I say?
- Ask a lot of questions.
245
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,806
If he's straight, he will be mansplaining.
246
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,769
- You were doing so well. What happened?
- Uh...
247
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What do you think happened?
248
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,651
Um, it seems like your piece fell over.
249
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- Did it though?
- It definitely did.
250
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Can you help me fix it?
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Not a problem.
252
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All right.
253
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First, you smack it down.
254
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- Then, you get it wet.
- Oh.
255
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,590
Then, you keep a steady pump.
256
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:30,179
Now, I'll grab the base, and you can
use your hands to make it grow.
257
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,764
No, I can't.
258
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,355
Oh, no!
259
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,107
I don't wanna get clay in my hair.
260
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:47,738
I mean, do I wanna get clay in my hair?
261
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Definitely not.
262
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But if you do, just do
a sea salt scrub for your scalp
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followed by a marula oil hair mask.
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Houston, we have a homo.
265
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They stopped letting us
do co-ed wrestling in middle school,
266
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and that's when we became
ballroom dancing partners.
267
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,635
Oh, you're dancers.
268
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:14,932
That explains why you've been talking
so much about each other's feet, I think.
269
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Our specialty is the tango.
270
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When we hear a tango,
we just have to dance.
271
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:28,737
You know, this isn't a tango.
I think it's Huey Lewis and the News.
272
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,657
It's like there's a magnet on each of us.
273
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- And we're pulled into one another.
- Attached.
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One beat.
275
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One heart.
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Clap so it's over. Clap so it's over.
277
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:47,548
Wow. You guys have so much chemistry.
278
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,592
So, uh...
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- Oh! Something different to talk about.
- Good.
280
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,181
This is my first ever double date.
What about you?
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We exclusively double date.
282
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Of course.
283
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- I can see how that might sound weird.
- No.
284
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,981
Only because
we wanna have kids at the same time.
285
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,899
- Waiter!
- It makes more sense
286
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for us to meet people
at the exact same time,
287
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move them into our home,
and start building a life together.
288
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,077
I'm sorry, I'm feeling a bit faint.
289
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- You should sit down.
- I don't wanna sit down!
290
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I have to go to the bathroom.
291
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,756
Oh, I have to help her go to the bathroom.
292
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,716
Understood.
293
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:37,222
These people are insane.
We're in the Seventh Circle of Hell.
294
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,435
Usually, I try to see the best in people.
But I can't see any best. There's no best!
295
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,436
Let's go.
296
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:46,315
Wait. My leftovers. All that protein.
297
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,194
We'll raid a chicken farm
on the way home. Let's go!
298
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,243
Teacher, Topher babes.
299
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Just struggling with the height.
If I could get help, that would be incred.
300
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,291
Of course.
301
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,130
I couldn't help but notice
how well you work the clay.
302
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,884
I don't like to brag,
but I'm pretty good with my hands.
303
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:18,222
That's good.
Because I'm a hands-on learner.
304
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,976
A hands-on-hands learner.
305
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,816
Whatever I can do to help you learn.
306
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,075
It's happening.
307
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It's a full-on Ghost.
308
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♪ Whoa, my love ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
310
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Okay, little guy.
311
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Go through the tubes!
312
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,934
I realize now this looks
like a trap designed to kill you.
313
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,853
That's my bad.
314
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,440
I promise you, it's not.
315
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Yes, yes, yes! Yes, go!
316
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Go on. No!
317
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,198
In here. In here!
318
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,826
Oh, why?
319
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,288
Why won't you go?
320
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,124
What do you want from me?
321
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,087
All I wanted was a night alone
with my meditation app
322
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,674
and my durian fruit
that smells like sewer wine!
323
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260
That's it!
324
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:44,600
That's why you're here!
You love the stinky fruit.
325
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,351
Yes, hey.
326
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,145
Hey. Go.
327
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,271
Go, go, go.
328
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,232
Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Go.
329
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,234
Go, go, go.
330
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,447
I did it!
331
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:06,079
I am one with nature. Unh, unh, yes!
332
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,374
Way to make a move, Jayden.
333
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:14,463
What can I say?
I gave him Demi, and he gave me more.
334
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,053
I got his number too.
I think love is in the air tonight.
335
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,973
I got a text from Grant saying he just
went on his first date in, like, forever.
336
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,059
- Really?
- Yeah.
337
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,062
How are you feeling about that?
338
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,396
Well...
339
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,109
Relieved, actually.
340
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,779
We're both moving on.
341
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,616
I'll be right back.
342
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,121
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
343
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,541
Oh, nice cup / mug / bowl.
344
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,629
- I always thought they could be one thing.
- Thanks.
345
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,759
So I was thinking. You like doing
new things and I like doing new things.
346
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,679
Maybe we could do
a new thing together some time?
347
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,557
Yeah, I would absolutely love to.
348
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,645
What should we do? Oh!
There's another work raffle coming up.
349
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,772
I'll buy a thousand tickets.
350
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,443
- Or you could just take me to dinner.
- Right.
351
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,195
Yeah, that's a safer bet.
352
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,865
Great. It's a date.
353
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,451
Great.
354
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,873
The tango...
355
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,628
is not only a beautiful dance
356
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,089
but a convenient way
to dry hump your sibling.
357
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,509
Your face when they said
they went to prom as a couple.
358
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,762
And your face when they demonstrated
how they prefer to be held.
359
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,558
I can't wrap my head
around what we went through.
360
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,436
Maybe the worst date
in the history of dating.
361
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,520
Mm-hm.
362
00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:01,153
But honestly, I don't remember
the last time I had this much fun.
363
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,738
Yeah, me neither.
364
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,907
I feel like myself again. Better even.
365
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,078
- Thank you, Chelsea.
- Hey, I didn't do anything.
366
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,706
Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
367
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,128
We did it. We went on a date.
368
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,965
And I sweat through my dress
in the first five minutes.
369
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:23,633
Yeah, you did.
370
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,428
Ugh.
371
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,143
- Well, I should probably get to bed.
- Yeah. Same.
372
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,360
Well, this is me.
373
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,403
Oh, this is you.
374
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,159
- I live right next door.
- Oh, small world.
375
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,536
Goodnight, Grant.
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00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,458
Goodnight, Chelsea.
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