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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:09,930 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:19,013 --> 00:00:21,316 I used to think that I excited him, 3 00:00:21,416 --> 00:00:23,143 that I completed him. 4 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,510 But he was lost. 5 00:00:24,515 --> 00:00:26,760 So was his manhood. 6 00:00:35,029 --> 00:00:36,664 ? Look at this, Melvin ? 7 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,400 ? Look at this little-ass boy ? 8 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,834 ? Snatching up a Black queen ? 9 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,536 ? Then treating her like a toy ? 10 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,506 ? He's got a meal but acting like she's a snack ? 11 00:00:44,606 --> 00:00:46,674 ? She calls him out, and he deflects ? 12 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:47,971 ? Imagine that ? 13 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:52,151 ? He's not a king, he's a little-ass boy ? 14 00:00:52,156 --> 00:00:54,978 ? Can't tell the truth, can't experience any joy ? 15 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:57,552 ? Women, if you meet him, you better run ? 16 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,287 ? He'll waste your time ? 17 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,928 ? And he won't even be able to come ? 18 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,554 - _ - Hey, babe, 19 00:01:12,559 --> 00:01:15,242 you wanna know what the key to really great celery is? 20 00:01:15,636 --> 00:01:18,606 - What is it? - It's gotta be hard and stiff. 21 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,241 And it just can't wilt under pressure. 22 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,882 Okay, you know what? I... 23 00:01:23,861 --> 00:01:26,039 Why did we even come to this? Why would she invite me? 24 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,229 Isn't that obvious, babe? It's just to embarrass you. 25 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:29,384 You want me to spell it out? 26 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,152 ? You ain't a king, you a little-ass boy ? 27 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,655 ? With a tiny little pee-pee and a little-ass... ? 28 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:33,983 - Marcus. - Hey. 29 00:01:33,988 --> 00:01:35,557 - Hey. - Thanks so much for coming. 30 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,831 Yeah, no, thanks so much for inviting me. 31 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:40,323 Oh, and congrats on your "New York" mag write-up. 32 00:01:40,328 --> 00:01:41,596 You must be thrilled. 33 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,401 I am, I am. Take that, Lin. 34 00:01:44,406 --> 00:01:46,573 Ho-ho, got him! 35 00:01:46,734 --> 00:01:48,570 This is my boyfriend, Ben. 36 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,229 Nice to meet you. This is my girlfriend, Mia. 37 00:01:51,234 --> 00:01:53,670 - Hi. - Hey, I loved your play. 38 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:55,844 It was very illuminating. 39 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,617 Illuminating of what? 40 00:01:59,859 --> 00:02:01,154 Oh. 41 00:02:01,349 --> 00:02:03,585 Well, Mia was just saying that she appreciated 42 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,154 how you could take our relationship 43 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,495 and turn it into art. 44 00:02:08,657 --> 00:02:10,358 Okay, wait. 45 00:02:10,679 --> 00:02:13,870 Marcus, you didn't think that was about you, right? 46 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,525 'Cause I wrote that during the pandemic. 47 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:18,320 It was purely a product of my imagination. 48 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:22,665 She did. And it was. I was there. 49 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,443 - We should make the rounds. - Yeah. 50 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,984 - My friend from A24 is here. He's excited to meet you. 51 00:02:30,989 --> 00:02:32,947 - Well, Yahtzee. - Okay. 52 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:36,651 - Nice seeing you, Marcus. - Yeah. 53 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,621 And good luck, Mia. 54 00:02:39,812 --> 00:02:40,979 What? 55 00:02:40,984 --> 00:02:43,458 Good luck. Just a little luck. 56 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,854 - Oh. - Come on, babe. 57 00:02:44,859 --> 00:02:47,028 Oop! 58 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,292 - Good luck to you too, bitch. - Yo, wow. 59 00:02:49,297 --> 00:02:50,899 - What? - That was crazy. 60 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,539 That was crazy. 61 00:02:55,101 --> 00:02:57,471 ? Little-ass drink for my little-ass boy ? 62 00:02:57,476 --> 00:02:59,737 ? And my little-ass drink for my little-ass boy ? 63 00:02:59,742 --> 00:03:02,237 ? And he can't even come, he can't even come ? 64 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:06,968 ? He got a little weenie and he can't even come ? 65 00:03:07,749 --> 00:03:08,816 Here, I'm sorry. 66 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,929 That was the last one, I promise. 67 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:13,304 You got reamed, huh? 68 00:03:13,499 --> 00:03:14,761 Yeah, I got worked. 69 00:03:14,766 --> 00:03:18,087 I mean, you do realize that you broke us up, right? 70 00:03:18,092 --> 00:03:19,360 What? 71 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,663 Remember that time we ran into each other 72 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,829 when I was moving a car 73 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:22,844 to the other side of the street? 74 00:03:22,848 --> 00:03:24,432 Oh, listen, baby. 75 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,095 I can't help it that you just be, like, 76 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,835 breaking up with people whenever I walk by. 77 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,175 Oh, well, maybe I should write 78 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,720 a little shitty play about it, 79 00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:32,245 see if I can't figure that out. 80 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:34,075 Don't be mad 'cause Ola's profiting 81 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,415 off of her bitterness. 82 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,483 Oh, off-off-Broadway turns a profit? 83 00:03:38,179 --> 00:03:39,581 Ouch. Wow. 84 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,916 You are spicy tonight. This is crazy. 85 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,285 I know, I know, I'm bitter, I'm bitter. 86 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,715 'Cause I ain't got no job. 87 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,689 I'm out here freelance editing 88 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,924 these shitty manuscripts. 89 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,360 And I cannot tell folks that they are shitty 90 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,290 and that I wrote better stuff in high school 91 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:56,564 because I need to earn. 92 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:00,779 Why don't you just write something? 93 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:05,889 Why don't you write a book? 94 00:04:06,874 --> 00:04:11,412 Yeah, pissed-off Black man writes stinging takedown 95 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:15,989 of the racist white publishing industry. 96 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,457 Yeah. 97 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,556 I don't know, I mean, yeah, there's something there. 98 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,385 Yeah, but you're into it. I can tell. 99 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:23,891 You're, like, thinking about it... 100 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,186 - Babe, babe... - Calculating. 101 00:04:25,191 --> 00:04:27,762 Baby, I appreciate your enthusiasm, 102 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,269 but I need an income. 103 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:31,828 We're talking about saving up for a bigger place, 104 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:33,735 having a kid, you're still helping your mom. 105 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:38,593 Look, as far as the money, I can hold us down for a bit. 106 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:40,466 You don't have to worry about it. 107 00:04:41,643 --> 00:04:44,647 The big question is, what do you have to say? 108 00:04:44,946 --> 00:04:47,248 All right. I mean, I do have a lot to say. 109 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,046 I know, you got a lot of little-ass thoughts? 110 00:04:50,051 --> 00:04:52,086 I'm kidding. I had to. It's like you set me up. 111 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,756 But then what the fuck are we talking about? 112 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,495 Then say it. Write it. 113 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:06,506 - I love you so much. - I love you too. 114 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:11,461 - Hey, yo, marry me. - What? 115 00:05:11,466 --> 00:05:13,503 Marry me. Come on, you know you wanna. 116 00:05:13,508 --> 00:05:16,010 "Come on, you know you wanna marry me?" 117 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,575 What? What are you saying? 118 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:22,050 - I think I said it. - Where's my ring? 119 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:24,887 Well, you didn't get down on no knee or nothing. 120 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,016 You know what? We can... we can buy one. 121 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:29,691 Not an expensive one, but a nice one. 122 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,164 Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:36,864 And I do want to build a life with you. 124 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:41,341 I want, you know, a house and a kid. 125 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:45,139 I want all that stuff with you, so... 126 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:48,887 What do you think? 127 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,985 I think that's cool. I think I want it too. 128 00:05:55,116 --> 00:05:56,551 - You do? - I do. 129 00:06:05,693 --> 00:06:08,297 _ 130 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,237 Marcus? 131 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:12,793 - Marcus. - Oh, shit. Okay. 132 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:17,939 Baby. 133 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,375 Hey, hey, here you are. 134 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,206 Hi, okay, can you get some hot sauce too, please? 135 00:06:23,211 --> 00:06:25,446 Mia. Mia, that food is hot enough as it is. 136 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:26,910 I don't wanna hurt the baby. 137 00:06:26,915 --> 00:06:29,784 I am so fucking sick of being pregnant. 138 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,280 I gotta get this baby outta me. 139 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:33,221 - Kind of gonna miss it. - Yeah. 140 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,922 That's because the longer I'm pregnant, 141 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,458 the longer you get to take to finish that book. 142 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,693 I'm almost done. You hear that, peanut? 143 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,356 Daddy's gonna be an author. 144 00:06:40,361 --> 00:06:41,529 Ow, shit! 145 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,035 What? Contraction? 146 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,464 - I don't know... I-I hope so. - Okay. 147 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,202 Oh, my God, I am not ready to have this baby. 148 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,309 Okay, easy, it's okay. It's okay, we got this. 149 00:06:49,314 --> 00:06:51,282 I think it only gets worse from here. 150 00:06:52,781 --> 00:06:55,183 In the span of the next 26 hours, 151 00:06:55,188 --> 00:06:59,690 Marcus and Mia became Marcus, Mia, baby Audre, 152 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:02,031 and a half-finished manuscript. 153 00:07:06,153 --> 00:07:07,722 - I would hope so. - This face. 154 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,318 Ooh, she's the cutest. 155 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:11,726 Yeah, it is so nice seeing her from this angle 156 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,356 in somebody else's arms. 157 00:07:13,361 --> 00:07:14,796 She's a lot. 158 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,230 I'ma post this with no comment, 159 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:17,895 see all the fucked-up shit people gotta say. 160 00:07:17,899 --> 00:07:19,901 You gotta cover her face if you doing that. 161 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,340 Uh-huh. 162 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,238 I guess we're just a couple of breeders now, huh? 163 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,562 Yeah. I've been a breeder, man. 164 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,908 I'm trying to put as many Black folks 165 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,313 on the planet as I possibly can. 166 00:07:27,334 --> 00:07:29,977 I mean, to be honest, man, 167 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,317 I... 168 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:33,247 I didn't think we'd get pregnant this quick. 169 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,058 I thought we had 6 to 12 months at least. 170 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:37,417 Yeah. You all right? 171 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:38,987 You're not getting any sleep, and I can tell. 172 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,755 Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not, but I'm fine. 173 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,091 You know, we're getting some help. 174 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:44,759 - Mm, like a Roomba? - No, man. 175 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,595 We're not getting a Roomba. We're getting a nanny. 176 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,964 - Oh, shit. That's fancy. - Yeah. 177 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,432 Bro, you sure y'all can, you know... 178 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,662 Y'all can afford that? 179 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,867 Yes, yeah. We can afford it. 180 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:57,639 All right, come on, man. Don't look at me like that. 181 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,508 It's just... I'll be pulling my weight in no time. 182 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,337 This is just until I finish the book. 183 00:08:01,342 --> 00:08:03,711 All right. You know what? Yeah, man, I respect it, bro. 184 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,436 Black man breaking them generational curses, 185 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,686 hiring help. 186 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,450 We don't never get help. We need our help, man. 187 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,409 Get your help, but make sure she not fine as hell. 188 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:12,654 - You don't want no fine... - You know what? 189 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,750 The nanny's gonna be whoever takes $20 an hour. 190 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,157 - $20 an hour? - Yeah. 191 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,344 She is me. 192 00:08:17,349 --> 00:08:19,305 First of all, look, y'all getting bank like that? 193 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:21,737 Listen, Jaleesa, bring my client to me, please. 194 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,332 I will burp everybody in this house for $20 an hour. 195 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,037 You know what I'm saying? 196 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,852 Hey, babe, are we sure about this nanny thing? 197 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:32,240 We fucking better be. 198 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,046 I'm going back to work tomorrow. 199 00:08:34,234 --> 00:08:36,856 Well, I-I don't know, I was just thinking, like, 200 00:08:37,011 --> 00:08:38,312 I could watch the baby. 201 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,643 And I could just write during her nap. 202 00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:42,149 - Wait, what? - What? 203 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,314 Did you not learn anything the past two months? 204 00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:46,047 Are you insane? 205 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:53,344 Okay, but I just think that, like, 206 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:55,663 it's really expensive, 207 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,526 and I've been worried about bonding time. 208 00:08:57,531 --> 00:09:01,335 Baby, we have nothing to feel guilty about. 209 00:09:01,611 --> 00:09:03,504 Right, you and me, right here? 210 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,779 We are in the fucking trenches together. 211 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,568 Besides, white people have been using nannies for centuries. 212 00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:10,907 They don't feel no guilt. 213 00:09:10,912 --> 00:09:12,842 I once saw this episode of "Downton Abbey" 214 00:09:12,847 --> 00:09:14,910 where Lady Mary straight up had a newborn son. 215 00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:16,617 She patted him on his head, left the room, 216 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:20,021 and didn't see his white ass for, like, three full seasons. 217 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,957 Okay, but... so we're slightly better parents 218 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,192 than a duchess from, like, the 1920s? 219 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,294 No, baby, she's not a duchess. 220 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:28,530 Okay, well, I don't know her rank. 221 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,963 I didn't watch "Downton Abbey." 222 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:31,600 Okay, well, I told you to watch it with me. 223 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,025 - It's a classist show. - Okay, well, whatever. 224 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:34,430 I have a hard time with that. 225 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:36,270 Everything's... Okay, you know what? 226 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,477 I know this is hard. 227 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,275 Okay, I don't wanna leave Audre either. 228 00:09:41,745 --> 00:09:43,578 But we... you know, we worked really hard 229 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,080 to create that budget for six months 230 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,421 so you could work on your book. 231 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:50,610 And if you don't finish it, 232 00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:52,832 I will fucking cut you. 233 00:09:54,588 --> 00:09:56,390 - All right, my love? - All right, all right. 234 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,763 All right. 235 00:09:58,157 --> 00:09:59,455 Please turn the fucking light off. 236 00:09:59,459 --> 00:10:00,994 All right. Good night. 237 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,770 Oh, there we go. There's my princess. 238 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,467 Yeah, my little queen. 239 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:14,250 Here we go. 240 00:10:14,942 --> 00:10:16,077 Wow. 241 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,245 Terry, you're like a one-woman 242 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,612 Indy 500 pit crew over there. 243 00:10:20,617 --> 00:10:22,321 I see why your rates are so premium. 244 00:10:23,851 --> 00:10:25,430 My rates are normal. 245 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,294 Yeah. No, no, I... 246 00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:31,492 Didn't mean it like that. 247 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:36,464 Um, all right, well, I'll be at my desk if you need me. 248 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,680 I won't. 249 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,207 Okay. 250 00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:50,512 _ 251 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:56,762 _ 252 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:14,804 Back in kindergarten, 253 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:16,303 Marcus had won a class prize 254 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,000 for a picture book he'd written 255 00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:20,508 entitled "Big Dog Digs." 256 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,080 But subsequently, a fear of failure had managed 257 00:11:24,085 --> 00:11:26,921 to convince him out of the dream of being a writer, 258 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:28,878 a dream he had put on the shelf 259 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:31,419 like it was just some paperback. 260 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,778 Oh, oh, I was gonna do those. 261 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,856 It's no problem. 262 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,827 Now Marcus had been working on his tale 263 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,395 of the dark, oppressive world of publishing 264 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,445 for just shy of a year. 265 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,004 And by the time he finished, 266 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:48,069 whether it was good or bad was no longer for him to say. 267 00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:51,426 But whatever it was, it was something. 268 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,374 Audre! 269 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,114 Shh. 270 00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:59,460 Daddy finished his book. 271 00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:10,391 And thanks for reading this so fast, man. 272 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,546 I gotta say, I really appreciate you taking the time. 273 00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,058 Oh, no problem, man. It was my pleasure. 274 00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:16,363 Yeah. 275 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:19,741 So, um, yeah, you know, I know it's not perfect. 276 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:23,825 But I, you know... I gotta say I'm feeling good. 277 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,907 And you should feel good. 278 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,926 You got it done with a new baby, that's crazy. 279 00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:30,200 - Yeah. Thanks, man. - It's a solid first draft. 280 00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:36,150 Okay. Okay. Uh, what do you got? 281 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,586 I love the premise. I get it. 282 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,851 Black guy goes crazy in a white work space. 283 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:44,463 Very Kanye at the TMZ office. 284 00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:46,859 Uh, it's a lot of good stuff in there, bro. 285 00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:49,602 It's just, I don't feel you in it. 286 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,058 There's not enough you in this. 287 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,807 Okay. 288 00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:57,338 I mean, we can get it there. I know you can get it there. 289 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,973 But what I will say is, 290 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,945 you have a really nice manuscript 291 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,839 that could be a really good book 292 00:13:03,844 --> 00:13:05,446 if you stop fucking playing. 293 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,710 Oh, wow, wow. Okay. 294 00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:10,746 Come on, that was my best Marcus Watkins impression. 295 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,853 You nailed it. You nailed it. 296 00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,522 But I will say it does feel good 297 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,322 to be on this side of the table for once. 298 00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:17,759 - Yeah, I bet. - Yeah, it feels great. 299 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,773 And I also... I'm paying for this. 300 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,265 There was a reason Marcus had been an editor 301 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,895 and not a writer. 302 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,636 This moment felt as if every note he had given 303 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,918 had come back to haunt him. 304 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:36,043 And as the sea of red ink bled into Marcus' eyes, 305 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,851 he decided to close them 306 00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:40,614 and worry about what to do later. 307 00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:44,718 Okay, Mia, see you tomorrow. 308 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,487 I'll see you later. 309 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,351 - Marcus. - Hey, y'all wearing coats? 310 00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:51,130 - What? - Hmm? 311 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,523 Worrying about it later 312 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,802 turned into ignoring it for several weeks. 313 00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:01,535 _ 314 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,870 Can I sh... 315 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,486 I am shitting, Mia. I am shitting. 316 00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:09,677 Whoa, hang on. Mia, what the... 317 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,916 I'm sorry, but Terry's sick. 318 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,317 I need you to take the baby today. 319 00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:14,381 Okay, is there any way you can work from home today? 320 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,550 I need to get some writing done. 321 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,984 Baby, are you serious? 322 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,720 It is not gonna magically come together today, 323 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,388 especially while you're dropping bombs in the toilet. 324 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,156 I have to go to work, or we'll be fucked. 325 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,794 - I love you. - Love you too. 326 00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,559 Jesus, why did I look in the mirror? 327 00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:28,763 As Marcus pushed his child 328 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,031 through the American Museum of Natural History 329 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,830 on a Friday afternoon, he couldn't help but feel 330 00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:37,004 a little sorry for himself. 331 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,348 And he wore zebra pants. 332 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,460 He was a failure, 333 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,050 both professionally and personally, 334 00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,781 a little-ass boy after all. 335 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,562 Marcus? Hi. 336 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,026 - Darby, yo, hey! What's up? - Hi, how are you? 337 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,599 Oh, I saw this sweet single dad, 338 00:15:00,604 --> 00:15:02,563 and then it's you. Oh, this is Theo. 339 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,431 - Hey, Theo. - This is Marcus. 340 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,809 - Hey. - Oh, this must be Audre. 341 00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:07,134 - Yeah. - Oh, it's nice to see her 342 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,680 without an emoji over her face. 343 00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:10,914 Yeah, yeah. Mia's pretty protective. 344 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:12,440 No, I've been meaning to text her, actually, 345 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,042 but I figured saying, "Hi, show me your baby's face," 346 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,506 - that would be aggressive. - Yeah, yeah. A little bit. 347 00:15:17,511 --> 00:15:18,746 How are you guys? 348 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,415 Uh, you know, good, good. Mostly. 349 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,621 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. 350 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,780 Yeah. How's... Grant? 351 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,487 Grant, yes. Good. Same. 352 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,556 You know, it's... Every day's an adventure. 353 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,225 Oh, okay. 354 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,911 So once you become a parent, it never goes back to normal. 355 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:37,253 No, no, God, that would be nice, but no. 356 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:42,136 Hang in there. It's... it is all worth it. 357 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,653 All right. 358 00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:45,639 - Hi, baby. - Hey. 359 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,107 - Hi. - Hey, hey. 360 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,110 Oh, sorry. 361 00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:55,593 What's all this? 362 00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:59,886 I just wanted to show my appreciation. 363 00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:05,340 You know, how lucky I am. 364 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:10,431 I've been having a really hard time 365 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,171 ever since Trey read the book. 366 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:15,336 He really got in my head. 367 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,605 Like, what the fuck am I even doing? 368 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,503 You're writing a book. That's what you're doing. 369 00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:26,880 Well, I mean, his big note was 370 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:31,147 that I'm not in the book, 371 00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:34,497 and he's right. 372 00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:37,791 I'm not. I don't want that guy in there. 373 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,467 I wrote a character that I wanted to be, you know? 374 00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:45,977 And it... It just didn't ring true. 375 00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:52,139 'Cause I'm hiding. I'm always hiding. 376 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,224 I was hiding in editing, but... 377 00:16:56,677 --> 00:16:58,979 maybe that's all I'm cut out for. 378 00:16:59,079 --> 00:17:01,982 No. Fuck that. You hated editing. 379 00:17:02,349 --> 00:17:04,323 Baby, how are you gonna fix this book? 380 00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:06,880 I don't know. 381 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:10,824 I guess I could do that real scary shit 382 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,310 and write a guy like me. 383 00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:18,227 Complicated softy prone to juvenile fuckups. 384 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,507 You ain't that complicated. 385 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:27,413 Look, baby, I know that this is really hard. 386 00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:29,353 I do. 387 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,013 But you gotta keep pushing. 388 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,788 Okay, I will. 389 00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:37,351 And he did. 390 00:17:37,451 --> 00:17:40,109 In three months, the book was finished. 391 00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:42,982 And a year after that, it was published. 392 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:44,925 Thanks, man. 393 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,599 _ 394 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,453 Hello! I'm home. 395 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,419 - Baby, hi. - Hey, baby. 396 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,826 Mwah. Mm! 397 00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:17,659 - How was your flight? - It was good. 398 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,344 - It was good? - Yeah. Where's Audre? 399 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,757 Terry just got her into the bath. 400 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,659 - Oh, I'm gonna go say hi. - Okay, wait. 401 00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,098 But don't rile her up. 402 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,568 And do not give her any of those airplane cookies. 403 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,399 Okay? She lost her mind last time. 404 00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:30,337 Oh, I would never. 405 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,301 And why aren't you dressed? We gotta get going pretty soon. 406 00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:36,009 Because I've been a single parent for ten days? 407 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,578 Right, right, I'm just nervous 408 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,974 because the "Times" reporter is gonna be there. 409 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,308 I mean, do you not wanna go? 410 00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,645 'Cause, I mean, you don't have to. 411 00:18:41,649 --> 00:18:43,088 No, I want to go. 412 00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:44,194 Okay. 413 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,110 Thanks, babe. We're gonna have a great time. 414 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,504 My baby! 415 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:03,957 Honestly, he wouldn't even be a writer if it wasn't for me. 416 00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:07,141 Eh... damn, that's kind of true, actually. 417 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,642 - Trey was very helpful. - Ah, you heard it. 418 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:10,845 Make sure that makes the profile. 419 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,447 Trey Lang made Marcus Watkins. 420 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,577 Whoa, sound bite. 421 00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:19,286 As did my wife, who worked her ass off 422 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,783 and allowed me to be a very unemployed writer 423 00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:22,990 for two years. 424 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,159 Thank you. Yeah, we had a daughter. 425 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,579 - Really sweet. - We... 426 00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:27,863 How did your friendship change now that you're peers? 427 00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:30,859 Well, first off, Marcus talks way more shit now. 428 00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:33,211 I love you two. 429 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:36,171 Yeah, me too. I'm gonna re-up on some eggnog. 430 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,930 - You guys want anything? - Oh, no, I'm good. 431 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,340 - Okay. - I'll take a scotch and soda. 432 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,847 Okay. 433 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,192 ? Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight with ? 434 00:19:53,197 --> 00:19:55,500 ? Merry Christmas, I don't want to ? 435 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,896 Yeah. Yeah, the book is really personal. 436 00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,661 This next one, it's a bit of a tonal shift. 437 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,096 So it's been sort of a battle. 438 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:08,001 ? Merry Christmas, baby ? 439 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,999 Can you excuse me for just one second? 440 00:20:10,004 --> 00:20:11,605 Of course. Of course. 441 00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:17,077 ? Bought me a diamond ring for Christmas ? 442 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,885 ? I feel like I'm in paradise ? 443 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:27,469 ? I feel mighty fine, y'all ? 444 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,394 - Hey. - Hi. 445 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,399 Is everything okay? 446 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,903 I just needed a minute. 447 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,676 Look, I... appreciate you. 448 00:20:43,236 --> 00:20:45,572 - Really? - Yes. Yes. 449 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,380 I know you're tired and I dragged you out 450 00:20:48,385 --> 00:20:52,779 to this party, and I shouldn't have, and... 451 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:55,916 Babe, it's just been a long ten days with you gone, 452 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,289 and now you're back 453 00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:58,927 and you're diving right back into this shit. 454 00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,325 I know. I'm sorry. And I... 455 00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:04,012 I guess this is... 456 00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:06,793 This is all really new to me. 457 00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,764 And I guess I'm just scared that if I don't say yes 458 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,872 to everything, that... 459 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,642 It'll all just go away. 460 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,678 Listen, baby, you're doing really well. 461 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,915 You just gotta trust it. 462 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,546 - You know what? - What? 463 00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:32,624 Let's get the fuck outta here. 464 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,419 - Really? - Yeah. 465 00:21:34,997 --> 00:21:37,166 Yeah, how late can Terry stay? 466 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,481 How much are you willing to pay? 467 00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:43,263 So wait, wait, wait, wait, she bought the purse... 468 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,360 The purse... A first class ticket? 469 00:21:45,365 --> 00:21:48,201 Yes, babe, 'cause she said it was cheaper 470 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,166 to buy an unaccompanied minor ticket than to ship it. 471 00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:54,708 And then somewhere in between Dubai and New York, 472 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,371 that shit went missing. 473 00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:57,978 No, it didn't go missing. 474 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,776 It went home with a flight attendant. 475 00:22:00,781 --> 00:22:01,982 I know! 476 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,623 So now it's, like, an Interpol situation, 477 00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:06,453 and it's, like, detectives and shit. 478 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,021 It's crazy. 479 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:11,304 And honestly, my job is so stupid. 480 00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:15,395 It's stupid. And I think I wanna quit. I do. 481 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,638 Yeah, fuck it. Quit then. 482 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,989 - Really? - Yeah. 483 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:27,007 Yeah. I mean, we're doing okay. I think I got us for a while. 484 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,543 And nothing's worth that kind of stress. 485 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,248 I think you should quit that motherfucker. 486 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:32,979 - All right. I'm gonna quit my job. - Yeah? 487 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,301 I'm gonna quit my fucking job. 488 00:22:34,306 --> 00:22:36,150 - Let's quit your fucking job. - Let's celebrate. 489 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,389 Let's do some fucking shots. 490 00:22:37,394 --> 00:22:39,219 - Let's do some fucking shots. - Yeah. 491 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,822 - Let's do some shots. - Some fucking shots. 492 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,222 Damn, okay, all right. 493 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,658 Excuse me, can we get 494 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,587 two shots of vodka, please? 495 00:22:45,592 --> 00:22:46,827 It's Buffalo Bill. 496 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,575 - I think she's a vodka person. - Oh, no. 497 00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,401 Oh, okay. 498 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,703 ? Oh, why must I feel this way? ? 499 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,267 ? Hey, must be the money! ? 500 00:22:59,272 --> 00:23:01,174 We got a babysitter. 501 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,343 - So we gonna get lit up! - Whoo! 502 00:23:05,169 --> 00:23:06,864 Let's do another one. Do another one. 503 00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,184 - Do another one. - You! 504 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,717 ? Watch me as I gas that 4 dot 6 Range ? 505 00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:13,353 ? Hey, must be the money! ? 506 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,150 ? If you wanna go and get high with me ? 507 00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:16,890 ? Smoke an L in the back of the Benz-E ? 508 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:20,427 ? Oh, why must I feel this way? ? 509 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,100 ? Hey, must be the money ? 510 00:23:22,105 --> 00:23:24,461 ? If you wanna go and take a ride with me ? 511 00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:26,962 ? We three-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's ? 512 00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:29,703 ? Oh, why do I live this way? ? 513 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,800 ? Hey, must be the money! ? 514 00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:33,635 ? If you wanna go and get high with me ? 515 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,877 ? Smoke an L in the back of the Benz-E ? 516 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,374 Oh, my... can you please pull over, please? 517 00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:40,714 - Oh. - Oh. 518 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,121 Okay. 519 00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,953 I'm sorry. 520 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,761 As Marcus wiped regurgitated eggnog 521 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,802 off the side of the Uber, 522 00:23:57,179 --> 00:24:00,172 he was warmed by a feeling of being needed. 523 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,333 For he now knew that being a man 524 00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:07,908 meant stepping up to the plate not once, 525 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,848 but in perpetuity. 526 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:13,013 And even just having a plate to step up to 527 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:16,288 made him as lucky as a person can get. 528 00:24:22,321 --> 00:24:24,524 We're going to go see Grandma and Grandpa. 529 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,331 Hey, baby. 530 00:24:26,493 --> 00:24:28,195 Why you bringing this many coats? 531 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,067 It's Michigan. It's not Russia. 532 00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:32,494 You know your parents keep it to 56 degrees in that house. 533 00:24:32,499 --> 00:24:34,018 So layers, babes. 534 00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:35,974 Oh, come on, they turn the heat on. 535 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:37,198 - Do they? - Yeah. 536 00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:38,479 Mm-kay. They don't. 537 00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:39,605 Who is that? 538 00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:41,646 Oh, I don't know. 539 00:24:43,265 --> 00:24:45,328 Hey. 540 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:49,721 Donna? 541 00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:51,685 - Hi, sweetheart. - Hi. 542 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,620 Hi. 543 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,617 Hey, look, Audre, it's Grandma. 544 00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,325 Oh, come here, my precious. 545 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,533 I could eat you with a spoon. 546 00:25:01,728 --> 00:25:03,163 What are you doing here? 547 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,036 Oh, there's been a slight change of plans. 548 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,300 Mom's gonna watch Audre for five days 549 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:10,908 while we go to the Bahamas. 550 00:25:10,913 --> 00:25:12,951 - Wait, what? - Yeah, yeah. 551 00:25:12,956 --> 00:25:16,359 So you might want to get rid of some of those coats. 552 00:25:16,364 --> 00:25:19,359 I'm gonna go get a snack. Let's go get a snack. 553 00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:21,933 Shall we, baby? Yes. Let's go get... 554 00:25:23,016 --> 00:25:24,818 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 555 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,005 Look, babe, we can't go to the Bahamas right now. 556 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:28,338 I'm, like, not ready. 557 00:25:28,343 --> 00:25:30,752 I'm, like, not even waxed appropriately. 558 00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:32,062 I'll wax you. 559 00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:35,695 You didn't book a Sandals, right? 560 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,531 - Oh, no, no, no. - Okay. 561 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,928 - It is not a Sandals. - Good job, baby. 562 00:25:38,932 --> 00:25:42,421 It's gonna be perfect. I promise. 563 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,100 You trust me? 564 00:25:44,105 --> 00:25:45,105 - Yes. - Yeah? 565 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,210 - Yes. - All right. 566 00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:47,674 Audre, you might get 567 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,354 a little brother for Christmas. 568 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,216 - Yeah. What? No. No, no. - Oh, no. 569 00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:52,746 - Mom. - Uh-uh. 570 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:53,936 Whoa. 571 00:25:53,941 --> 00:25:55,181 Would you like some champagne? 572 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,421 Thank you so much. 573 00:25:56,426 --> 00:25:58,428 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 574 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,453 Champagne for you? 575 00:26:02,288 --> 00:26:04,119 - Mm. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 576 00:26:04,124 --> 00:26:06,253 Holy shit, babe. They got a massager on here. 577 00:26:06,258 --> 00:26:08,461 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that's good shit. 578 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,402 I'm ruined. 579 00:26:14,847 --> 00:26:16,215 What? 580 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,711 I love you so much. 581 00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:23,209 Oh, baby, I love you too. 582 00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:24,862 I'm serious. 583 00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:28,376 Like... growing up, I never had a good model 584 00:26:28,381 --> 00:26:30,884 of what a relationship was, you know, 585 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,621 and I didn't know how much work it takes. 586 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,652 And my parents didn't do any of that work, 587 00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:39,960 and I just feel so lucky 588 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,445 that I get to figure it out with you. 589 00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:46,166 Thank you for sticking with me. 590 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:47,687 Oh. 591 00:26:48,802 --> 00:26:53,291 Well, thank you for putting up with me. 592 00:26:53,296 --> 00:26:55,680 Yeah. Yeah. 593 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,111 You are definitely worth the trouble. 594 00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,279 - What? - Yeah. 595 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,819 - Excuse you. - Yeah, no. 596 00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:03,416 - "The trouble"? - Yeah, you are trouble. 597 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,824 Whatever. Whatever. 598 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:12,711 Hey, I got a question. 599 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,863 Back when we first met, do you remember 600 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:21,673 getting, like, this hangover care package thing? 601 00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:23,336 - No. No. - Okay. 602 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,544 Well, I showed up 603 00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:29,218 at your apartment, 604 00:27:29,476 --> 00:27:33,452 and I-I brought Gatorade, 605 00:27:34,014 --> 00:27:35,830 fucking Pedialyte, 606 00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:38,233 Smart Water, chips, soup, all that shit. 607 00:27:38,238 --> 00:27:42,322 And... Amar'e Stoudemire... 608 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,862 - Oh. - Answered the door. 609 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,353 - Yeah. - Damn. 610 00:27:45,358 --> 00:27:47,694 - Yeah. - I forgot to tell you I was... 611 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,329 I was dating STAT, yeah. 612 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,960 - He's so tall. - Yeah. That's a big dude. 613 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:53,400 Yeah. I felt like a Smurf. 614 00:27:53,898 --> 00:27:55,705 I learned that that day. 615 00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:58,338 And I remember walking away just being so upset. 616 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,828 Like, "Why did this woman even talk to me?" 617 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,568 Oh, 'cause I liked you. 618 00:28:06,794 --> 00:28:08,128 And look at us now. 619 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:14,757 Great kid, great life... 620 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:18,324 Yeah. It's pretty tight, right? 621 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,497 Mm-hmm. 622 00:28:22,629 --> 00:28:25,210 Okay, I'm reclining... right now. 623 00:28:25,215 --> 00:28:27,100 - Snap. I'm gonna race you. - Bye, babe. 624 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,863 - No, ain't no bye. - Bye. 625 00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:30,170 - I'ma join you. - You're not. 626 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,605 I'm probably gonna even beat you down. 627 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,206 - You're not going to. - I probably am. 628 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,208 You're so competitive. You're insane. 629 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,239 Yeah. It's that Y chromosome. 630 00:28:37,244 --> 00:28:38,912 - I guess. - You know how we do. 45142

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