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I used to think that I excited him,
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that I completed him.
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But he was lost.
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So was his manhood.
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? Look at this, Melvin ?
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? Look at this little-ass boy ?
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? Snatching up a Black queen ?
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? Then treating her like a toy ?
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? He's got a meal but
acting like she's a snack ?
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? She calls him out, and he deflects ?
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? Imagine that ?
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? He's not a king,
he's a little-ass boy ?
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? Can't tell the truth,
can't experience any joy ?
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? Women, if you meet
him, you better run ?
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? He'll waste your time ?
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? And he won't even be able to come ?
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- _
- Hey, babe,
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you wanna know what the key
to really great celery is?
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- What is it?
- It's gotta be hard and stiff.
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And it just can't wilt under pressure.
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Okay, you know what? I...
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Why did we even come to this?
Why would she invite me?
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Isn't that obvious, babe?
It's just to embarrass you.
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You want me to spell it out?
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? You ain't a king,
you a little-ass boy ?
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? With a tiny little
pee-pee and a little-ass... ?
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- Marcus.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Thanks so much for coming.
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Yeah, no, thanks so
much for inviting me.
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Oh, and congrats on your
"New York" mag write-up.
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You must be thrilled.
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I am, I am. Take that, Lin.
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Ho-ho, got him!
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This is my boyfriend, Ben.
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Nice to meet you. This
is my girlfriend, Mia.
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- Hi.
- Hey, I loved your play.
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It was very illuminating.
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Illuminating of what?
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Oh.
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Well, Mia was just saying
that she appreciated
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how you could take our relationship
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and turn it into art.
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Okay, wait.
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Marcus, you didn't think
that was about you, right?
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'Cause I wrote that during the pandemic.
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It was purely a product
of my imagination.
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She did. And it was. I was there.
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- We should make the rounds.
- Yeah.
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- My friend from A24 is here.
He's excited to meet you.
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- Well, Yahtzee.
- Okay.
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- Nice seeing you, Marcus.
- Yeah.
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And good luck, Mia.
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What?
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Good luck. Just a little luck.
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- Oh.
- Come on, babe.
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Oop!
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- Good luck to you too, bitch.
- Yo, wow.
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- What?
- That was crazy.
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That was crazy.
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? Little-ass drink
for my little-ass boy ?
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? And my little-ass drink
for my little-ass boy ?
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? And he can't even
come, he can't even come ?
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? He got a little weenie
and he can't even come ?
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Here, I'm sorry.
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That was the last one, I promise.
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You got reamed, huh?
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Yeah, I got worked.
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I mean, you do realize
that you broke us up, right?
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What?
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Remember that time
we ran into each other
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when I was moving a car
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to the other side of the street?
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Oh, listen, baby.
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I can't help it that you just be, like,
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breaking up with people
whenever I walk by.
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Oh, well, maybe I should write
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a little shitty play about it,
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see if I can't figure that out.
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Don't be mad 'cause Ola's profiting
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off of her bitterness.
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Oh, off-off-Broadway turns a profit?
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Ouch. Wow.
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You are spicy tonight. This is crazy.
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I know, I know, I'm bitter, I'm bitter.
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'Cause I ain't got no job.
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I'm out here freelance editing
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these shitty manuscripts.
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And I cannot tell folks
that they are shitty
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and that I wrote better
stuff in high school
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because I need to earn.
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Why don't you just write something?
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Why don't you write a book?
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Yeah, pissed-off Black man
writes stinging takedown
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of the racist white publishing industry.
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Yeah.
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I don't know, I mean, yeah,
there's something there.
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Yeah, but you're into it. I can tell.
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You're, like, thinking about it...
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- Babe, babe...
- Calculating.
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Baby, I appreciate your enthusiasm,
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but I need an income.
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We're talking about saving
up for a bigger place,
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having a kid, you're
still helping your mom.
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Look, as far as the money,
I can hold us down for a bit.
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You don't have to worry about it.
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The big question is,
what do you have to say?
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All right. I mean,
I do have a lot to say.
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I know, you got a lot
of little-ass thoughts?
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I'm kidding. I had to.
It's like you set me up.
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But then what the fuck
are we talking about?
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Then say it. Write it.
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- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
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- Hey, yo, marry me.
- What?
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Marry me. Come on, you know you wanna.
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"Come on, you know you wanna marry me?"
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What? What are you saying?
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- I think I said it.
- Where's my ring?
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Well, you didn't get down
on no knee or nothing.
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You know what? We can... we can buy one.
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Not an expensive one, but a nice one.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I do want to build a life with you.
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I want, you know, a house and a kid.
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I want all that stuff with you, so...
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What do you think?
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I think that's cool.
I think I want it too.
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- You do?
- I do.
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Marcus?
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- Marcus.
- Oh, shit. Okay.
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Baby.
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Hey, hey, here you are.
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Hi, okay, can you get
some hot sauce too, please?
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Mia. Mia, that food
is hot enough as it is.
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I don't wanna hurt the baby.
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I am so fucking sick of being pregnant.
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I gotta get this baby outta me.
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- Kind of gonna miss it.
- Yeah.
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That's because the longer I'm pregnant,
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the longer you get to
take to finish that book.
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I'm almost done. You hear that, peanut?
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Daddy's gonna be an author.
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Ow, shit!
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What? Contraction?
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- I don't know... I-I hope so.
- Okay.
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Oh, my God, I am not
ready to have this baby.
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Okay, easy, it's okay.
It's okay, we got this.
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I think it only gets worse from here.
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In the span
of the next 26 hours,
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Marcus and Mia became
Marcus, Mia, baby Audre,
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and a half-finished manuscript.
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- I would hope so.
- This face.
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Ooh, she's the cutest.
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Yeah, it is so nice
seeing her from this angle
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in somebody else's arms.
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She's a lot.
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I'ma post this with no comment,
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see all the fucked-up
shit people gotta say.
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You gotta cover her
face if you doing that.
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Uh-huh.
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I guess we're just a
couple of breeders now, huh?
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Yeah. I've been a breeder, man.
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I'm trying to put as many Black folks
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on the planet as I possibly can.
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I mean, to be honest, man,
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I...
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I didn't think we'd
get pregnant this quick.
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I thought we had 6
to 12 months at least.
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Yeah. You all right?
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You're not getting any
sleep, and I can tell.
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Yeah, I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not, but I'm fine.
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You know, we're getting some help.
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- Mm, like a Roomba?
- No, man.
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We're not getting a Roomba.
We're getting a nanny.
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- Oh, shit. That's fancy.
- Yeah.
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Bro, you sure y'all can, you know...
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Y'all can afford that?
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Yes, yeah. We can afford it.
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All right, come on, man.
Don't look at me like that.
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It's just... I'll be
pulling my weight in no time.
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This is just until I finish the book.
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All right. You know what?
Yeah, man, I respect it, bro.
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Black man breaking them
generational curses,
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hiring help.
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We don't never get help.
We need our help, man.
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Get your help, but make
sure she not fine as hell.
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- You don't want no fine...
- You know what?
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The nanny's gonna be
whoever takes $20 an hour.
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- $20 an hour?
- Yeah.
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She is me.
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First of all, look, y'all
getting bank like that?
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Listen, Jaleesa, bring
my client to me, please.
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I will burp everybody in
this house for $20 an hour.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Hey, babe, are we sure
about this nanny thing?
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We fucking better be.
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I'm going back to work tomorrow.
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Well, I-I don't know, I
was just thinking, like,
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I could watch the baby.
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And I could just write during her nap.
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- Wait, what?
- What?
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Did you not learn anything
the past two months?
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Are you insane?
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Okay, but
I just think that, like,
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it's really expensive,
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and I've been worried
about bonding time.
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Baby, we have nothing
to feel guilty about.
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Right, you and me, right here?
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We are in the fucking trenches together.
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Besides, white people have been
using nannies for centuries.
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They don't feel no guilt.
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I once saw this episode
of "Downton Abbey"
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where Lady Mary straight
up had a newborn son.
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She patted him on his
head, left the room,
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and didn't see his white ass
for, like, three full seasons.
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Okay, but... so we're
slightly better parents
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than a duchess from, like, the 1920s?
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No, baby, she's not a duchess.
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Okay, well, I don't know her rank.
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I didn't watch "Downton Abbey."
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Okay, well, I told you
to watch it with me.
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- It's a classist show.
- Okay, well, whatever.
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I have a hard time with that.
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Everything's... Okay, you know what?
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I know this is hard.
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Okay, I don't wanna leave Audre either.
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But we... you know,
we worked really hard
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to create that budget for six months
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so you could work on your book.
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And if you don't finish it,
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I will fucking cut you.
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- All right, my love?
- All right, all right.
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All right.
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Please turn the fucking light off.
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All right. Good night.
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Oh, there we go. There's my princess.
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Yeah, my little queen.
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Here we go.
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Wow.
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Terry, you're like a one-woman
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Indy 500 pit crew over there.
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I see why your rates are so premium.
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My rates are normal.
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Yeah. No, no, I...
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Didn't mean it like that.
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Um, all right, well, I'll
be at my desk if you need me.
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I won't.
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Okay.
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_
252
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Back in kindergarten,
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Marcus had won a class prize
254
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for a picture book he'd written
255
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entitled "Big Dog Digs."
256
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But subsequently, a fear
of failure had managed
257
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to convince him out of the
dream of being a writer,
258
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a dream he had put on the shelf
259
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like it was just some paperback.
260
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Oh, oh, I was gonna do those.
261
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It's no problem.
262
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,827
Now Marcus had
been working on his tale
263
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of the dark, oppressive
world of publishing
264
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for just shy of a year.
265
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And by the time he finished,
266
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whether it was good or bad
was no longer for him to say.
267
00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:51,426
But whatever it was, it was something.
268
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Audre!
269
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Shh.
270
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:59,460
Daddy finished his book.
271
00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:10,391
And thanks for reading
this so fast, man.
272
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,546
I gotta say, I really
appreciate you taking the time.
273
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,058
Oh, no problem, man. It was my pleasure.
274
00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:16,363
Yeah.
275
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:19,741
So, um, yeah, you know,
I know it's not perfect.
276
00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:23,825
But I, you know... I
gotta say I'm feeling good.
277
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,907
And you should feel good.
278
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,926
You got it done with a
new baby, that's crazy.
279
00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:30,200
- Yeah. Thanks, man.
- It's a solid first draft.
280
00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:36,150
Okay. Okay. Uh, what do you got?
281
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,586
I love the premise. I get it.
282
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,851
Black guy goes crazy
in a white work space.
283
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:44,463
Very Kanye at the TMZ office.
284
00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:46,859
Uh, it's a lot of good
stuff in there, bro.
285
00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:49,602
It's just, I don't feel you in it.
286
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,058
There's not enough you in this.
287
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,807
Okay.
288
00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:57,338
I mean, we can get it there.
I know you can get it there.
289
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,973
But what I will say is,
290
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you have a really nice manuscript
291
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,839
that could be a really good book
292
00:13:03,844 --> 00:13:05,446
if you stop fucking playing.
293
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,710
Oh, wow, wow. Okay.
294
00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:10,746
Come on, that was my best
Marcus Watkins impression.
295
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,853
You nailed it. You nailed it.
296
00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,522
But I will say it does feel good
297
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,322
to be on this side
of the table for once.
298
00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:17,759
- Yeah, I bet.
- Yeah, it feels great.
299
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,773
And I also... I'm paying for this.
300
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,265
There was a reason
Marcus had been an editor
301
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,895
and not a writer.
302
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,636
This moment felt as if
every note he had given
303
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,918
had come back to haunt him.
304
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:36,043
And as the sea of red ink
bled into Marcus' eyes,
305
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,851
he decided to close them
306
00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:40,614
and worry about what to do later.
307
00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:44,718
Okay, Mia, see you tomorrow.
308
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,487
I'll see you later.
309
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,351
- Marcus.
- Hey, y'all wearing coats?
310
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:51,130
- What?
- Hmm?
311
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,523
Worrying about it later
312
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,802
turned into ignoring
it for several weeks.
313
00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:01,535
_
314
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,870
Can I sh...
315
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,486
I am shitting, Mia. I am shitting.
316
00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:09,677
Whoa, hang on. Mia, what the...
317
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,916
I'm sorry, but Terry's sick.
318
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,317
I need you to take the baby today.
319
00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:14,381
Okay, is there any way you
can work from home today?
320
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,550
I need to get some writing done.
321
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,984
Baby, are you serious?
322
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,720
It is not gonna magically
come together today,
323
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,388
especially while you're
dropping bombs in the toilet.
324
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,156
I have to go to work,
or we'll be fucked.
325
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,794
- I love you.
- Love you too.
326
00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,559
Jesus, why did I look in the mirror?
327
00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:28,763
As Marcus pushed his child
328
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,031
through the American
Museum of Natural History
329
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,830
on a Friday afternoon,
he couldn't help but feel
330
00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:37,004
a little sorry for himself.
331
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,348
And he wore zebra pants.
332
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,460
He was a failure,
333
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,050
both professionally and personally,
334
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,781
a little-ass boy after all.
335
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,562
Marcus? Hi.
336
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,026
- Darby, yo, hey! What's up?
- Hi, how are you?
337
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,599
Oh, I saw this sweet single dad,
338
00:15:00,604 --> 00:15:02,563
and then it's you. Oh, this is Theo.
339
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,431
- Hey, Theo.
- This is Marcus.
340
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,809
- Hey.
- Oh, this must be Audre.
341
00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:07,134
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's nice to see her
342
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,680
without an emoji over her face.
343
00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:10,914
Yeah, yeah. Mia's pretty protective.
344
00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:12,440
No, I've been meaning
to text her, actually,
345
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,042
but I figured saying, "Hi,
show me your baby's face,"
346
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,506
- that would be aggressive.
- Yeah, yeah. A little bit.
347
00:15:17,511 --> 00:15:18,746
How are you guys?
348
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,415
Uh, you know, good, good. Mostly.
349
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,621
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah.
350
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,780
Yeah. How's... Grant?
351
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,487
Grant, yes. Good. Same.
352
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,556
You know, it's... Every
day's an adventure.
353
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,225
Oh, okay.
354
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,911
So once you become a parent,
it never goes back to normal.
355
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:37,253
No, no, God, that would be nice, but no.
356
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:42,136
Hang in there. It's...
it is all worth it.
357
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,653
All right.
358
00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:45,639
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
359
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,107
- Hi.
- Hey, hey.
360
00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,110
Oh, sorry.
361
00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:55,593
What's all this?
362
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:59,886
I just wanted to show my appreciation.
363
00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:05,340
You know, how lucky I am.
364
00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:10,431
I've been having a really hard time
365
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,171
ever since Trey read the book.
366
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:15,336
He really got in my head.
367
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,605
Like, what the fuck am I even doing?
368
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,503
You're writing a book.
That's what you're doing.
369
00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:26,880
Well, I mean, his big note was
370
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:31,147
that I'm not in the book,
371
00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:34,497
and he's right.
372
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:37,791
I'm not. I don't want that guy in there.
373
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,467
I wrote a character that
I wanted to be, you know?
374
00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:45,977
And it... It just didn't ring true.
375
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:52,139
'Cause I'm hiding. I'm always hiding.
376
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,224
I was hiding in editing, but...
377
00:16:56,677 --> 00:16:58,979
maybe that's all I'm cut out for.
378
00:16:59,079 --> 00:17:01,982
No. Fuck that. You hated editing.
379
00:17:02,349 --> 00:17:04,323
Baby, how are you gonna fix this book?
380
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:06,880
I don't know.
381
00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:10,824
I guess I could do that real scary shit
382
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,310
and write a guy like me.
383
00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:18,227
Complicated softy prone
to juvenile fuckups.
384
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,507
You ain't that complicated.
385
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:27,413
Look, baby, I know that
this is really hard.
386
00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:29,353
I do.
387
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,013
But you gotta keep pushing.
388
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,788
Okay, I will.
389
00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:37,351
And he did.
390
00:17:37,451 --> 00:17:40,109
In three months, the book was finished.
391
00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:42,982
And a year after that, it was published.
392
00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:44,925
Thanks, man.
393
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,599
_
394
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,453
Hello! I'm home.
395
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,419
- Baby, hi.
- Hey, baby.
396
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,826
Mwah. Mm!
397
00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:17,659
- How was your flight?
- It was good.
398
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,344
- It was good?
- Yeah. Where's Audre?
399
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,757
Terry just got her into the bath.
400
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,659
- Oh, I'm gonna go say hi.
- Okay, wait.
401
00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,098
But don't rile her up.
402
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,568
And do not give her any
of those airplane cookies.
403
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,399
Okay? She lost her mind last time.
404
00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:30,337
Oh, I would never.
405
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,301
And why aren't you dressed?
We gotta get going pretty soon.
406
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:36,009
Because I've been a single
parent for ten days?
407
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,578
Right, right, I'm just nervous
408
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,974
because the "Times"
reporter is gonna be there.
409
00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,308
I mean, do you not wanna go?
410
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,645
'Cause, I mean, you don't have to.
411
00:18:41,649 --> 00:18:43,088
No, I want to go.
412
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:44,194
Okay.
413
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,110
Thanks, babe. We're gonna
have a great time.
414
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,504
My baby!
415
00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:03,957
Honestly, he wouldn't even be
a writer if it wasn't for me.
416
00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:07,141
Eh... damn, that's
kind of true, actually.
417
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,642
- Trey was very helpful.
- Ah, you heard it.
418
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:10,845
Make sure that makes the profile.
419
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,447
Trey Lang made Marcus Watkins.
420
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,577
Whoa, sound bite.
421
00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:19,286
As did my wife, who worked her ass off
422
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,783
and allowed me to be a
very unemployed writer
423
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:22,990
for two years.
424
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,159
Thank you. Yeah, we had a daughter.
425
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,579
- Really sweet.
- We...
426
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:27,863
How did your friendship
change now that you're peers?
427
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:30,859
Well, first off, Marcus
talks way more shit now.
428
00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:33,211
I love you two.
429
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:36,171
Yeah, me too. I'm gonna
re-up on some eggnog.
430
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,930
- You guys want anything?
- Oh, no, I'm good.
431
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,340
- Okay.
- I'll take a scotch and soda.
432
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,847
Okay.
433
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,192
? Merry Christmas, I don't
want to fight tonight with ?
434
00:19:53,197 --> 00:19:55,500
? Merry Christmas, I don't want to ?
435
00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,896
Yeah. Yeah, the book is really personal.
436
00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,661
This next one, it's a
bit of a tonal shift.
437
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,096
So it's been sort of a battle.
438
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:08,001
? Merry Christmas, baby ?
439
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,999
Can you excuse me for just one second?
440
00:20:10,004 --> 00:20:11,605
Of course. Of course.
441
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:17,077
? Bought me a diamond
ring for Christmas ?
442
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,885
? I feel like I'm in paradise ?
443
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:27,469
? I feel mighty fine, y'all ?
444
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,394
- Hey.
- Hi.
445
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,399
Is everything okay?
446
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,903
I just needed a minute.
447
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,676
Look, I... appreciate you.
448
00:20:43,236 --> 00:20:45,572
- Really?
- Yes. Yes.
449
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,380
I know you're tired
and I dragged you out
450
00:20:48,385 --> 00:20:52,779
to this party, and I
shouldn't have, and...
451
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:55,916
Babe, it's just been a
long ten days with you gone,
452
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,289
and now you're back
453
00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:58,927
and you're diving right
back into this shit.
454
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,325
I know. I'm sorry. And I...
455
00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:04,012
I guess this is...
456
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:06,793
This is all really new to me.
457
00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,764
And I guess I'm just scared
that if I don't say yes
458
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,872
to everything, that...
459
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,642
It'll all just go away.
460
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,678
Listen, baby, you're doing really well.
461
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,915
You just gotta trust it.
462
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,546
- You know what?
- What?
463
00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:32,624
Let's get the fuck outta here.
464
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,419
- Really?
- Yeah.
465
00:21:34,997 --> 00:21:37,166
Yeah, how late can Terry stay?
466
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,481
How much are you willing to pay?
467
00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:43,263
So wait, wait, wait, wait,
she bought the purse...
468
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,360
The purse... A first class ticket?
469
00:21:45,365 --> 00:21:48,201
Yes, babe, 'cause she
said it was cheaper
470
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,166
to buy an unaccompanied
minor ticket than to ship it.
471
00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:54,708
And then somewhere in
between Dubai and New York,
472
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,371
that shit went missing.
473
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:57,978
No, it didn't go missing.
474
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,776
It went home with a flight attendant.
475
00:22:00,781 --> 00:22:01,982
I know!
476
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,623
So now it's, like,
an Interpol situation,
477
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:06,453
and it's, like, detectives and shit.
478
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,021
It's crazy.
479
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:11,304
And honestly, my job is so stupid.
480
00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:15,395
It's stupid. And I think
I wanna quit. I do.
481
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,638
Yeah, fuck it. Quit then.
482
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,989
- Really?
- Yeah.
483
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:27,007
Yeah. I mean, we're doing okay.
I think I got us for a while.
484
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,543
And nothing's worth that kind of stress.
485
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,248
I think you should
quit that motherfucker.
486
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:32,979
- All right. I'm gonna quit my job.
- Yeah?
487
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,301
I'm gonna quit my fucking job.
488
00:22:34,306 --> 00:22:36,150
- Let's quit your fucking job.
- Let's celebrate.
489
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,389
Let's do some fucking shots.
490
00:22:37,394 --> 00:22:39,219
- Let's do some fucking shots.
- Yeah.
491
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,822
- Let's do some shots.
- Some fucking shots.
492
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,222
Damn, okay, all right.
493
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,658
Excuse me, can we get
494
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,587
two shots of vodka, please?
495
00:22:45,592 --> 00:22:46,827
It's Buffalo Bill.
496
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,575
- I think she's a vodka person.
- Oh, no.
497
00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,401
Oh, okay.
498
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,703
? Oh, why must I feel this way? ?
499
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,267
? Hey, must be the money! ?
500
00:22:59,272 --> 00:23:01,174
We got a babysitter.
501
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,343
- So we gonna get lit up!
- Whoo!
502
00:23:05,169 --> 00:23:06,864
Let's do another one. Do another one.
503
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,184
- Do another one.
- You!
504
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,717
? Watch me as I gas
that 4 dot 6 Range ?
505
00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:13,353
? Hey, must be the money! ?
506
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,150
? If you wanna go and get high with me ?
507
00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:16,890
? Smoke an L in the back of the Benz-E ?
508
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:20,427
? Oh, why must I feel this way? ?
509
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,100
? Hey, must be the money ?
510
00:23:22,105 --> 00:23:24,461
? If you wanna go and
take a ride with me ?
511
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:26,962
? We three-wheeling in the
fo' with the gold D's ?
512
00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:29,703
? Oh, why do I live this way? ?
513
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,800
? Hey, must be the money! ?
514
00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:33,635
? If you wanna go and get high with me ?
515
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,877
? Smoke an L in the back of the Benz-E ?
516
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,374
Oh, my... can you
please pull over, please?
517
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:40,714
- Oh.
- Oh.
518
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,121
Okay.
519
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,953
I'm sorry.
520
00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,761
As Marcus wiped
regurgitated eggnog
521
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,802
off the side of the Uber,
522
00:23:57,179 --> 00:24:00,172
he was warmed by a
feeling of being needed.
523
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,333
For he now knew that being a man
524
00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:07,908
meant stepping up to the plate not once,
525
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,848
but in perpetuity.
526
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:13,013
And even just having
a plate to step up to
527
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:16,288
made him as lucky as a person can get.
528
00:24:22,321 --> 00:24:24,524
We're going to go see
Grandma and Grandpa.
529
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,331
Hey, baby.
530
00:24:26,493 --> 00:24:28,195
Why you bringing this many coats?
531
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,067
It's Michigan. It's not Russia.
532
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:32,494
You know your parents keep it
to 56 degrees in that house.
533
00:24:32,499 --> 00:24:34,018
So layers, babes.
534
00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:35,974
Oh, come on, they turn the heat on.
535
00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:37,198
- Do they?
- Yeah.
536
00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:38,479
Mm-kay. They don't.
537
00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:39,605
Who is that?
538
00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:41,646
Oh, I don't know.
539
00:24:43,265 --> 00:24:45,328
Hey.
540
00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:49,721
Donna?
541
00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:51,685
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.
542
00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,620
Hi.
543
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,617
Hey, look, Audre, it's Grandma.
544
00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,325
Oh, come here, my precious.
545
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,533
I could eat you with a spoon.
546
00:25:01,728 --> 00:25:03,163
What are you doing here?
547
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,036
Oh, there's been a
slight change of plans.
548
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,300
Mom's gonna watch Audre for five days
549
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:10,908
while we go to the Bahamas.
550
00:25:10,913 --> 00:25:12,951
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, yeah.
551
00:25:12,956 --> 00:25:16,359
So you might want to get
rid of some of those coats.
552
00:25:16,364 --> 00:25:19,359
I'm gonna go get a snack.
Let's go get a snack.
553
00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:21,933
Shall we, baby? Yes. Let's go get...
554
00:25:23,016 --> 00:25:24,818
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
555
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,005
Look, babe, we can't go
to the Bahamas right now.
556
00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:28,338
I'm, like, not ready.
557
00:25:28,343 --> 00:25:30,752
I'm, like, not even waxed appropriately.
558
00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:32,062
I'll wax you.
559
00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:35,695
You didn't book a Sandals, right?
560
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,531
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Okay.
561
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,928
- It is not a Sandals.
- Good job, baby.
562
00:25:38,932 --> 00:25:42,421
It's gonna be perfect. I promise.
563
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,100
You trust me?
564
00:25:44,105 --> 00:25:45,105
- Yes.
- Yeah?
565
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,210
- Yes.
- All right.
566
00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:47,674
Audre, you might get
567
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,354
a little brother for Christmas.
568
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,216
- Yeah. What? No. No, no.
- Oh, no.
569
00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:52,746
- Mom.
- Uh-uh.
570
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:53,936
Whoa.
571
00:25:53,941 --> 00:25:55,181
Would you like some champagne?
572
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,421
Thank you so much.
573
00:25:56,426 --> 00:25:58,428
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.
574
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,453
Champagne for you?
575
00:26:02,288 --> 00:26:04,119
- Mm.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
576
00:26:04,124 --> 00:26:06,253
Holy shit, babe. They
got a massager on here.
577
00:26:06,258 --> 00:26:08,461
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, that's good shit.
578
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,402
I'm ruined.
579
00:26:14,847 --> 00:26:16,215
What?
580
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,711
I love you so much.
581
00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:23,209
Oh, baby, I love you too.
582
00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:24,862
I'm serious.
583
00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:28,376
Like... growing up, I
never had a good model
584
00:26:28,381 --> 00:26:30,884
of what a relationship was, you know,
585
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,621
and I didn't know how
much work it takes.
586
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,652
And my parents didn't
do any of that work,
587
00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:39,960
and I just feel so lucky
588
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,445
that I get to figure it out with you.
589
00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:46,166
Thank you for sticking with me.
590
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:47,687
Oh.
591
00:26:48,802 --> 00:26:53,291
Well, thank you for putting up with me.
592
00:26:53,296 --> 00:26:55,680
Yeah. Yeah.
593
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,111
You are definitely worth the trouble.
594
00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,279
- What?
- Yeah.
595
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,819
- Excuse you.
- Yeah, no.
596
00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:03,416
- "The trouble"?
- Yeah, you are trouble.
597
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,824
Whatever. Whatever.
598
00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:12,711
Hey, I got a question.
599
00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,863
Back when we first met, do you remember
600
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:21,673
getting, like, this
hangover care package thing?
601
00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:23,336
- No. No.
- Okay.
602
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,544
Well, I showed up
603
00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:29,218
at your apartment,
604
00:27:29,476 --> 00:27:33,452
and I-I brought Gatorade,
605
00:27:34,014 --> 00:27:35,830
fucking Pedialyte,
606
00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:38,233
Smart Water, chips, soup, all that shit.
607
00:27:38,238 --> 00:27:42,322
And... Amar'e Stoudemire...
608
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,862
- Oh.
- Answered the door.
609
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,353
- Yeah.
- Damn.
610
00:27:45,358 --> 00:27:47,694
- Yeah.
- I forgot to tell you I was...
611
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,329
I was dating STAT, yeah.
612
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,960
- He's so tall.
- Yeah. That's a big dude.
613
00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:53,400
Yeah. I felt like a Smurf.
614
00:27:53,898 --> 00:27:55,705
I learned that that day.
615
00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:58,338
And I remember walking
away just being so upset.
616
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,828
Like, "Why did this
woman even talk to me?"
617
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,568
Oh, 'cause I liked you.
618
00:28:06,794 --> 00:28:08,128
And look at us now.
619
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:14,757
Great kid, great life...
620
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:18,324
Yeah. It's pretty tight, right?
621
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,497
Mm-hmm.
622
00:28:22,629 --> 00:28:25,210
Okay, I'm reclining... right now.
623
00:28:25,215 --> 00:28:27,100
- Snap. I'm gonna race you.
- Bye, babe.
624
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,863
- No, ain't no bye.
- Bye.
625
00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:30,170
- I'ma join you.
- You're not.
626
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,605
I'm probably gonna even beat you down.
627
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,206
- You're not going to.
- I probably am.
628
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,208
You're so competitive. You're insane.
629
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,239
Yeah. It's that Y chromosome.
630
00:28:37,244 --> 00:28:38,912
- I guess.
- You know how we do.
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