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[gasping]
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[glass crunching]
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[grunts]
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Hey Buddy?
You okay?
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It's okay.
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You're gonna be okay--
[exclaiming in pain]
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-Larry?
-I'm good. We're good.
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Are you all right?
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This is bad.
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We've been here before,
Battered, bruised.
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But we lick our wounds
and rise from the ashes,
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stronger than ever before.
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[Larry] Are you seriously
trying to give us a rally speech right now?
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I am. Because that's exactly
what we're going to do.
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Rally and march to Florida,
and save Cliff.
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Oh, I get it.
You've flipped your pancake.
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Have you not been
paying attention?
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The bus is totaled.
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Larry's worm is going haywire.
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Look at Jane!
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Jane will spring back.
She always does.
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Everything will be fine.
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It's gonna be fine.
She screamed.
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Kids scream all the time
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Kay?
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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See?
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She's back, like a spring lily.
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Not a moment too soon.
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These two were of the mind
that we should turn around
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instead of continuing
to Florida. Can you believe it?
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Yeah, I don't think
I'm in any shape to help anyone right now.
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So, that's it?
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Are we really just
going to abandon Cliff?
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We can fix this.
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[Rita] We have to fix this.
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Don't you get it?
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We didn't crash because
Jane screamed or Larry lost control of that thing.
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[Larry] He's right.
We're not built for this.
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Not anymore, no.
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Since I've known you all,
we've always argued this point.
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but now, I finally see
your side. Crystal clear.
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We're not a super team.
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Oh, no!
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[eerie sound echoing]
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[Larry] I thought we were
done with all this.
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No. Whatever you're up to,
I want no part of it.
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You were unsatisfied
with the results of The Flagellation.
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But if only you could see
the effect it had on people across the globe,
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The only thing I saw
was Laura de Mille
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waltzing off completely
unscathed and unrepentant.
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-You don't know that.
-[Rita] Nor do you.
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So, I'm going to do
with my bare hands
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what you couldn't
with song and dance and masked fucking birds.
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Is this what Malcolm
would've wanted for?
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We'll never know.
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[Shelly] She betrayed
us all, Rita.
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But I know
she isn't completely lost.
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And neither are you.
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[gasps]
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-Oh, fuck!
-Bonjour, madame.
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Where the fuck am I?
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[Mallah] This is where
the Brotherhood deposits its garbage.
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[Madame Rouge] What?
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[Mallah] Look
on the bright side.
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I've spent the better part
of an evening debating whether or not to toss you over
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and you're still alive.
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Well, you best get on with it
because when I get out of these
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I am going to rip you apart.
I will have your hand for an ashtray.
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We had it good here.
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-[grunts]
-But you have ruined everything
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Now The Brain
has his new body
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and the cycle of conquest
will begin anew.
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I realize I must put
this business of "Evil"
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behind me and move on.
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And so, I thank you,
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for being the catalyst
for my change.
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Well, you could
thank me by getting me off this fucking gurney!
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[Mallah] You are every bit
as cunning and devious as The Brain.
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Cut from the same awful cloth.
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I have no doubt
you'll figure it out.
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Mallah!
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Uh, you can't just leave me.
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You fucking son
of a simian whore!
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[Madame Rouge grunts]
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[echoing] Fuck!
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[sneezes] Shit.
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[jar tumbling]
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Oh shit!
[glass breaking]
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Look, I don't know
what you have in mind, but I'm not ready for "this".
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We heard your distress.
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And it was high time
we find you anyway
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Hey, Hammerhead?
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Oh, you're gonna eyefuck me?
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Hey. You bag of shit!
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-Jane!
-Jane!
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Wait up!
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[exclaiming in pain]
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God damn!
What the hell is that thing?
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[Larry grunting]
It's trying to kill me!
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[Larry] It hates me.
It fucking hates me.
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Keeg doesn't hate you.
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[Larry] You can talk
to this thing?
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Keeg?
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[Mama Pentecost] I am fluent
in most languages.
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[Secretary] Including
light and color.
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He needs to merge with you.
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[Larry] That's not
gonna happen. That's not who I am.
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[Larry] Not anymore.
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Then he will die. Soon.
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[Jane] I hope
you assholes are happy.
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The Girl is fucked
because of you.
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The Girl made it
plain as day she doesn't want us around anymore.
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So, field trip's over.
We need to get everyone out of here now.
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Dr. Harrison says
we are safer in The Fog.
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And when exactly did you become
Dr. Harrison's little bitch?
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We only exist
because of The Girl.
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What?
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There's something
you need to see.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Glenna] Ooh!
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[The Brain] Ladies!
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Gary, you dog!
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[chuckles]
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It's a good dayto be The Brain.
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[Madame Rouge as robot]
You going somewhere, you little shit?
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[The Brain]
Holy Mother of God!
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[Madame Rouge screaming]
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[Cliff exhales]
Where am I? I feel weird.
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Yeah, well, you're
a giant robot now
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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,305
and we're about to exact
revenge on the little shit
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that stole your body
and tried to kill us.
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00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,678
Congratulations
and you're welcome!
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[The Brain] This isn't fair.
I don't deserve this. I'm The Brain--
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You're what? Dog shit
on the bottom of my shoe?
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[Cliff] Uh, question. Was that
the sound of my one and only body being pancaked?
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Yeah, it was phenomenal.
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Next stop? Doom Manor
and Rita fucking Farr.
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[levers clinking]
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[Cliff] Remember when
we all thought you were an Ottoman?
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00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,691
Oh, my God!
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Are they all sick?
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[Pretty Polly] Jane!
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[Pretty Polly] I'm sorry.
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[sobbing] I was scared.
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I didn't want to be alone.
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It's going to be okay.
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We'll fix this.
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Now is not the time
for you to burst in and rile everyone up.
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-Something's happened
to The Girl. -I heard.
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Good thing we got out
when we did.
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The Underground crumbled
and collapsed.
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Just like everyone in here.
It's connected.
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-That's certainly a theory.
-Cut the shit.
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What's it going to take for you
to come back and get the others to go with you?
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You're angry. I get it.
But can't you just leave me out of your shit?
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Sorry. This thing
runs on brain power. Even the dimmest of bulbs.
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So you're shit out of luck.
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Come on. I've known you
for a couple of days.
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But that's been long enough
to know you're not really all the way, next level "evil."
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Yeah, well,
I am who I am.
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Bull. Fucking. Shit.
There's always a chance to change.
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Take me for example.
I'm every bit the dickhead you are.
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But back in that pickle jar,
with my brain cut off from all sensation,
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I had a revelation
or whatever.
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I'm going to do
everything I can, work as hard as possible,
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to try and change myself.
And if I can do it, I know you can too.
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So stop this thing now.
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Cliff?
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What did you do?
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Um...
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Go!
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[Cliff laughs]
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Check it out, Shitbird.
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Look who's in control now!
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[Cliff laughs]
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Cliff.
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Change it back.
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What? You'll kill me?
Go ahead. I'm already fucking dying.
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Wait.
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What are you doing?
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Not to say every moment
is a teachable moment.
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But let's pause
and celebrate the fact that you didn't murder me.
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Which means there's
a non-fuckwad person deep in there.
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Hello?
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Fuck. What do I do now?
I'm trapped in a robot body.
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Wait. I'm always trapped
in a robot body.
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Reel it in, man.
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[yawns]
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[Vic] He's not looking
too good.
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In other words, time to shit
or get off the pot.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Am I being too contemplative
how I just parted ways with the previous alien creature
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who made me his home
for 60 absolutely shitty years?
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Look, I get it.
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00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,445
-My uncle has
a Golden Retriever named Bo. -[Larry sighs]
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I loved playing with Bo
every time I'd visit.
201
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:26,151
But as I got older,
Bo always stayed fit as a fiddle.
202
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,787
Then, at a certain point
I finally realized it.
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00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:33,792
The Bo I was playing with
at 14 was not the same Bo that I played with when I was eight.
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00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,028
Every time Bo gets old
and he dies
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my uncle couldn't
handle the pain, so he gets another Bo.
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-Let Keeg be your Bo.
-[sighs] Oh, God.
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That's kind of
fucked up, right?
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To keep naming it Bo.
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00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,244
Yeah, it's also a gross
misrepresentation of what I'm going through.
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[Larry sighs]
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Look, until this moment,
every major event in my life was forced on me.
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00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,755
Society forced me
into my marriage.
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00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,759
The Chief pulled the strings
to have me cross paths with the Negative Spirit.
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00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,362
But if I let him in,
it will be my choice.
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00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:16,402
And if it goes sideways,
which it always does, then I'm the only one to blame.
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[chuckles] Maybe I should've
just left him in the woods. To the elements.
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All I've really done
is just drawn this experience out.
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Hey.
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Forget who you were
and the choices you didn't make.
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You chose not to leave
Keeg in the woods
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and you're not about to
abandon him here now because that's not the person you are.
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00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,727
Do you remember
the conversation that you had with your subconscious
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during the Flagellation?
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You told yourself that
you needed to let love in.
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This is your chance.
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The Spirit was closer to you
than anyone else.
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It chose you.
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Let it in.
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Cliff.
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What did they do to you?
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Take a guess.
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You're The Brain.
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And you're Rita Farr.
Fucking Garguax.
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[music playing on record]
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Love me.
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Love me.
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You're new.
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Rita, you clever
pain in the ass.
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[Shipley] Madame Rougepowered up the vessel,
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ready to burrowthrough space and time.
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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,502
But then the questioncame to her.
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Burrow to whereand when exactly7
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Anywhere but here.
Any time but now.
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I need to stop myself from ever
working with The Brotherhood.
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Wait. What am I thinking?
I need to go back farther. I can...
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stop myself
and save the others.
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[gasps softly]
248
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,357
I can save Malcolm.
249
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,427
She suddenly found herselfawash in humanity.
250
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,196
Grasping the gilded handleof a noble cause.
251
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,465
No. Further.
Before I was me.
252
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,702
Before Rouge.
Before Laura De Mille.
253
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,937
But then,she had to ask herself,
254
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:49,174
who was Madame Rouge beforeshe was Laura De Mille?
255
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:53,278
I'm not sure,
but not this.
256
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,315
I just want to start over.
257
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,551
She mused. Not yet awarethat the past couldnot be changed.
258
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,853
0h, go and shit in your
fucking your hat.
259
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:05,991
She tried to play it off.But she knew the machinewas quite correct.
260
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,859
What has happenedwill always be.
261
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,196
What do you mean?
How do I make things right then?
262
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,231
How do I make
myself right? I...
263
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,202
I need to change.
Enough with the "where" and the "when"!
264
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:20,405
I just need
some fucking answers!
265
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,676
Why am I talking to
another fucking robot?
266
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,714
So, where and whenwould you like to go?
267
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:37,389
Kay needs us.
And I need you to make that happen.
268
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,391
The others respect you.
They listen to you.
269
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,694
Why would we give up our
freedom? We can go anywhere The Fog goes.
270
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,230
I could just have The Fog
give you all the boot.
271
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:50,535
-She likes me.
-But she'll do whatever I say, if need be.
272
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:55,340
I want you to ask yourself,
If the roles were reversed
273
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,210
and we were on
the other side of the rocks,
274
00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,945
do you think that girl
would dig us out?
275
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,781
I know Kay
well enough to know that she would never let
276
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,282
any of us crumble away
to nothing,
277
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,351
which is what happens
as long as we stay here.
278
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,687
Do you realize
what you're asking us to give up?
279
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:12,457
We've only just begun
to embrace our freedom.
280
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,763
Holy shit.
281
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,933
You don't care
about freedom.
282
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,102
What you love
is control.
283
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,905
You'd rather die,
and kill all of us, than give that up.
284
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,610
Or maybe we can do
something about that.
285
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:34,479
Go on.
286
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,649
[groans in pains]
287
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,718
-Hurry up.
-I'm trying.
288
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,421
[groans]
289
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,792
Something's not right.
290
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,593
It just keeps swiping
at your bandages.
291
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,163
They're designed
to be radiation proof.
292
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,831
Maybe they're too
strong for him.
293
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,437
-Let me carry him.
-What? No.
294
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,506
Are you insane?
295
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,109
Just until we get back
to the house and we can use your room.
296
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,678
-It's radiation proof.
-Vic. It could kill you.
297
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,114
That's my choice.
Rita was right.
298
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,351
I was afraid to go after
the Brotherhood of Evil
299
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,188
because I don't have
my powers anymore.
300
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,191
I let Cliff down.
I'm not about to make the same mistake with you.
301
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:24,930
All right.
302
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,372
Now, we don't
know each other, but I'm here to help.
303
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,712
[man on radio]
We're hearing reportsof a giant robot
304
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,048
wandering the suburbsof Panama City, Florida.
305
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,384
[woman on radio] Ah, jeez.Where's the Justice Leaguewhen you need 'em?
306
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,894
-[Cliff] Hey, Clara.
-What the fuck?
307
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,497
-So, your dad popped by.
-[Cliff] Hi, honeybun.
308
00:24:58,997 --> 00:24:59,898
It's me!
309
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,401
Dad? What the fuck happened?
310
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,072
-Are you in that thing?
-I guess I kind of am this thing now.
311
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:12,577
I assumed you'd be worried
and I wanted to swing by and let you know that I'm okay.
312
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,980
I even have central A/C!
313
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:18,350
And I know this is, like,
my ninth second chance,
314
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:21,052
but I came because I know
315
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,356
you want me to change,
and I'm ready to.
316
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,224
[Clara] Yeah,
I didn't mean like this.
317
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,426
[Cliff] I know you meant
"real" change.
318
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,397
I thought I'd start
with the good old-fashioned "apologies-in-advance" tour.
319
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,165
And, you had to be
the first stop.
320
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,035
Okay, You don't need to worry
about the credit card stuff.
321
00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:39,037
We just need
to get your meds checked.
322
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,338
-[baby cooing]
-[Cliff] This is beyond that.
323
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,873
I've been a shitty dad.
324
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,944
Way before Parkinson's,
before becoming dumb robot.
325
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,614
I pulled shit when you were
too young to remember,
326
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,117
but I can't forget. I guess...
327
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,354
I always wanted to be special.
You know? I wanted to be "the man."
328
00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:03,094
I was so focused
on being great, I forgot to be good.
329
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,064
-It's okay, Dad.
-No, it's really not.
330
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:10,302
But I know now,
the only people I need to be special to
331
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,870
are you and Rory.
332
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:15,273
-[Rory crying]
-[sirens approaching]
333
00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,275
I don't need you be special.
334
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,810
I need you to get healthy.
335
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:22,080
I can do that, too!
You'll see!
336
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,481
But I should go.
337
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,418
We'll have to make things right
for my friends.
338
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,153
And before the cops come.
339
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:32,757
I accidentally
stepped on a Prius a couple of streets over.
340
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:36,995
"I want you to know
that I cherish our time spent together
341
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:42,334
as well as our friendship,
which was one for the ages.
342
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:46,004
In the interest of offering
both of us a fresh start,
343
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,407
-I have left behind anything
connecting me to you. -[kettle clangs]
344
00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,676
And the Brotherhood of Evil.
345
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,678
Best, Mallah."
346
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,348
Can you believe this?
347
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,517
-[Rita] Mmm-hmm.
-A lifetime as friends and partners,
348
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,687
leader and acolyte,
and he skidoos on me.
349
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,823
I taught him
everything he knows,
350
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,626
and all I have to show for it
is a bandolier
351
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,794
an extremely temperamental
ray gun,
352
00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:12,998
his teleporter,
and my Alanis Morissette CD
353
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,501
that he assured me was stolen
from our car years ago.
354
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,871
[The Brain sighs]
355
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:24,042
Less than 24 hours ago,
I had the world by the short hairs.
356
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,345
-And now--
-No legs.
357
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,481
Life's a bitch, right?
358
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:33,051
The good news is
that I still have the blueprints for this body.
359
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,120
-You do?
-I can rebuild.
360
00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,789
But I need some help.
361
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,525
-Oh?
-Come on.
362
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:44,129
It's obvious you've been
dancing around the darkness.
363
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,665
How 'bout this?
You help me rebuild,
364
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:49,034
and I'll help you kill Rouge.
365
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,203
And then,
you will truly know evil.
366
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:58,176
You can... guarantee this?
367
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,078
That I'll get Rouge?
368
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,249
Miss Farr, if you team with me,
We could kill Madame Rouge,
369
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:09,087
Colonel Mustard
and Professor fucking Plum for all the shits I give.
370
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,056
Hmm.
371
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:36,514
There we go.
That's a good girl.
372
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:40,885
[Rita] I suppose
Rouge and I are alike.
373
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:44,189
However, we are different
in one regard.
374
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,191
And what's that?
375
00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:49,227
Rouge is driven by one thing.
376
00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:50,962
Power.
377
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,764
She couldn't get enough.
378
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,135
I am motivated
379
00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,370
by love.
380
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,706
[kettle whistling]
381
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:07,412
My love for a very sweet,
brave man she destroyed.
382
00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:12,751
And my love for my friends.
383
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:18,656
I think I'm done
dancing around in the dark.
384
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,161
I'm ready to take that plunge.
385
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,930
-Right now.
-Please. I can give you anything you want.
386
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,398
-I can give you the world!
-[sizzling]
387
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:30,502
[screaming]
388
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,007
-[Vic grunts]
-[Larry] All right.
389
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,675
-We're almost there.
-[Vic groaning in pain]
390
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:38,610
[Larry] I got you.
391
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,645
[Vic grunting]
392
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,984
-[grunting]
-[elevator dings]
393
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:56,427
Here we are. Home again.
394
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,863
Partially safe.
395
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,132
-Mostly sound.
-Thanks.
396
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,035
[sighs]
397
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,872
Were you really just...
398
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,041
helping the others?
399
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,946
Or were you trying
to draw me in?
400
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,151
Which answer
might get you to come and search for me again?
401
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,234
[exhales]
402
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:40,905
[thuds]
403
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,479
[Hammerhead] Fuck me sideways.
404
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,482
This is bad.
405
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,552
Finally, it's my time to shine.
406
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,522
[Driller Bill] From here on,
we're ants.
407
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:01,159
We're going to start at the top
of this mess and dig down.
408
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,532
Ants, motherfuckers!
409
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,947
[Larry and Vic grunting]
410
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,117
[smoke hissing]
411
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,391
[Larry] See?
We made it. Touchdown.
412
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,559
Shut up.
413
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,231
[screaming]
414
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:41,566
[groans]
415
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,735
[breathing heavily]
416
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,471
[Vic grunting]
417
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,773
[Larry] Thank you, Vic.
418
00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,376
-[thuds on the floor]
-[energy buzzes]
419
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,719
[Larry grunting]
420
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:04,656
[exhales]
421
00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:13,331
I swear...
I will try my best
422
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,600
to do right by you.
423
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,503
[Larry] Always.
424
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,474
It's okay.
425
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:25,510
Go on.
426
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:30,181
-Welcome.
-[zapping]
427
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:34,118
-[Larry breathing heavily]
-[thuds]
428
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,153
[Vic] Larry?
429
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:57,775
[rumbling]
430
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,452
[all murmuring indistinctly]
431
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,287
It's all right, everyone.
432
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:10,822
It's happening up above.
433
00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:14,025
Let's focus
on the task at hand. Come on.
434
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:22,033
What the fuck did you give up
to get Harrison to come back down?
435
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:26,137
What does she love
more than anything else?
436
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,205
Control.
437
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:31,209
Are you fuck...
Is she primary now?
438
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,077
Can you even give that away?
439
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,747
What's Kay
going to say about this?
440
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,983
I'll worry about that
once I know she's safe.
441
00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:42,687
-That rumbling have anything
to do with your moron buddies? -What do you think?
442
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,090
[rumbling]
443
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,393
Come on.
Get back to work, everyone.
444
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,030
I'm no one's bitch.
445
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,099
Now get back up there.
446
00:33:58,169 --> 00:33:59,937
Come on, get back to work.
447
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,546
[gasping]
448
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:10,515
[elevator dings]
449
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,461
What in the hell?
450
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:28,900
What the fuck
are you doing here?
451
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:32,737
Okay. Who exactly are you?
'Cause, I know I know you.
452
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,141
A note.
453
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,912
-For me.
-[sighs]
454
00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:47,051
"You are Madame Rouge.
You are a terrible person, but trying to change.
455
00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:49,487
You will come across people
who despise you.
456
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,323
Jane dresses like a...
457
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,826
deranged sock puppet."
458
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,662
-Fair.
-"And Larry...
459
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,499
[mumbles] Boris Karloff."
460
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,236
-No, no, Larry?
-He's indisposed. He just had a baby.
461
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:09,807
It's Larry's story to tell.
462
00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:13,478
"And Vic. Track suit,
stick up ass."
463
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,014
Oh, it's you.
464
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,184
"And everyone hates you
especially, Rita.
465
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,353
You killed her greatest love."
466
00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:27,758
Oh my God, am I that horrible?
467
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,762
Bitch, you turned
into a killer baby, so, yeah.
468
00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,464
[thudding and clanging]
469
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,368
Oh, you've got to be kidding me
with this shit.
470
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,004
-[Cliff] Hey, guys! It's me.
-[Vic] Cliff?
471
00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:42,373
Oh. "A drug addled android."
472
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:45,176
[Cliff] Please don't hate me.
I've come to make amends.
473
00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,179
I even brought back
most of the shit I stole from you.
474
00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,048
-Incoming!
-[Vic grunts]
475
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,650
[objects clattering]
476
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:55,019
-You're scuffing my sneakers!
-You're breaking my vinyl!
477
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,622
[Cliff] Fuck me!
What's going on?
478
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,290
[Jane] Slow down, asshole!
479
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:03,728
[Cliff] I can't stop!
God... [screaming]
480
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,463
Fucking Parkinson's disease!
481
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,198
He's headed straight for town.
482
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,639
[Cliff] Jane! You're here!
Does that mean things are all good with us?
483
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:17,375
Shut up and tell me
how to stop this thing.
484
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,076
Uh, I'm not sure.
485
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,346
Sort of took control
from Rouge, but I'm still figuring it out.
486
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:26,384
And I fucked up.
And I have Parkinson's. So, there's that.
487
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:27,685
Why can't you stop yourself?
488
00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,820
I thought you were taking
fistfuls of meds.
489
00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:32,256
Well, that? That went
out the window when I got kidnapped.
490
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,692
and shoved
into a fucking transformer.
491
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,562
Can you transform?
492
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:38,729
[Cliff sighs] No.
493
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,198
Fuck!
494
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:44,902
So, do you do
anything heroic, or?
495
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,772
I'm still figuring that out.
496
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,207
Got it.
497
00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:50,741
You're a useless person.
498
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,349
[Vic] Larry?
499
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,686
If you're in there,
we need you to help stop Cliff.
500
00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,354
He's the big ass robot.
501
00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:12,763
That was rubbish.
502
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,767
[sighs] Wait here.
503
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,272
[sighs in exasperation] Okay.
504
00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:24,809
"These people you will meet
are morons.
505
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,546
If they get into trouble,
and they will, you can and should help.
506
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,315
This is the key
to your redemption."
507
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,485
Wait, I can help!
[chokes]
508
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,387
[Rita] You're not
doing anything.
509
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,990
[Madame Rouge struggles]
510
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,294
You must be Rita.
511
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,663
It's okay.
Just Flit outta here and save yourself.
512
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,999
Fuck that!
I am not leaving you.
513
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,900
[Jane] Okay, okay.
514
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:54,739
One of these buttons
or switches should shut your sorry ass down.
515
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,177
[softly] Okay.
516
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,814
[alarm blaring]
517
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:04,915
What's that?
518
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,818
What's happening?
519
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,688
Uh, pretty sure
you just pulled the self-destruct lever.
520
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,922
What?
521
00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,291
You fucker!
522
00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:15,192
[Cliff] I'm the fucker?
You're the fucking one--
523
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,829
[Jane] Fuck you!
That was a very important detail!
524
00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:23,167
[Rita] You don't
remember me, do you?
525
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,872
Don't look at your notes!
526
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,674
Look at my face.
527
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,342
I want you to remember.
528
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,615
[Rita screaming]
Malcolm! Malcolm!
529
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,617
[Rita] How could youdo this to us?
530
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,620
-Weapon.
-We were a family.
531
00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:43,988
[Rita screams]
532
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,159
I destroyed it.
533
00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:53,297
You built a beautiful life
with Malcolm
534
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,200
and I destroyed it all.
535
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:00,171
I'm sorry, Rita.
536
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,509
You have every right
to kill me.
537
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:07,978
-But... [chokes]
-But what?
538
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:13,551
I'm not worth it.
539
00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:27,732
So, we explode,
destroy a baseball game,
540
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,034
-maybe take out a mini mall.
-[chuckles]
541
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,872
Then NORAD scrambles the jets.
542
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:38,209
[Cliff] Cool! Maybe some
of those stealth bombers.
543
00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:41,345
-Yeah. Silent but deadly.
-[both laughing]
544
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,786
[Cliff] Well, I just wanted
to say thank you.
545
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,589
for always calling me
on my bullshit,
546
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,191
and for always forgiving me
for my bullshit.
547
00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,697
[sniffs]
548
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:08,038
Yeah, well, you're pathetic.
549
00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,640
So it makes you
easy to forgive.
550
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,078
[Cliff] That's it?
That's all I get?
551
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,149
No.
552
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:23,988
[sighs]
553
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,995
[people cheering]
554
00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,445
[all cheering]
555
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,484
[dramatic music playing]
556
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,854
[screaming] Robot!
557
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,095
Cliff, stop!
558
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,102
[Cliff] We should have waited
another minute to say goodbye.
559
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:13,671
I'm uncomfortable.
560
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,372
Please, just shut up.
561
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,042
Let's explode
in peace and quiet.
562
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,343
[thuds]
563
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,615
[Rita grunts]
564
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,024
Cliff. Are you alright?
565
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,728
I want to go home.
566
00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:42,500
We can do that.
567
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,402
[sirens approaching]
568
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,908
Reports say themenacing robot'spath of destruction
569
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,077
stretched all the wayfrom Florida,
570
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:56,881
until it was haltedby a group ofsuper-powered eccentrics
571
00:41:56,981 --> 00:42:00,484
before it could destroythe small suburb of Cloverton.
572
00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:02,520
As many will recall...
573
00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,754
"Eccentrics"?
574
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,024
That's an
upgrade from "misfits".
575
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,828
We're lucky. We could have
caused serious damage to Cloverton. Again.
576
00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,596
[Rita] Or maybe
there was no damage
577
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:16,834
because we are different
from the careless, clueless people
578
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,436
who strolled
into town the last time.
579
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,274
Am I the only one who is tired
of letting the world label us?
580
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:27,745
"Misfit", "Eccentric",
"Good", "Evil", "Weapon".
581
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,614
It's time we choose
to label ourselves.
582
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,117
Who are we?
583
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,852
What are we?
584
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,520
Why are we?
585
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,189
Maybe we are weapons,
586
00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:45,863
but a weapon is only a tool
as dangerous as the hand that wields it.
587
00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:49,066
What if we choose
to become weapons for good?
588
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:52,870
Are you saying you want us
to become super fucking heroes?
589
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,739
[laughs sarcastically]
590
00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:59,944
So you wait until after
I ditch my gear to come around to this?
591
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:05,149
We did something great today.
We were of service.
592
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,585
-We saved a town.
-From us.
593
00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:09,453
We're not perfect, but...
594
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,890
[sighs] we're trying
to be good,
595
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,125
which is more than most.
596
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,734
I'm in.
597
00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:25,970
[Larry] Yeah.
598
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,107
Keeg and I will give it a try.
599
00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:33,310
[Cliff] Hell yeah! I'm all in.
600
00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:35,679
I'll do it.
601
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:39,783
If you'll have me.
602
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:43,520
Are you honestly expecting me
to believe that you've changed?
603
00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:45,255
I haven't.
604
00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:47,958
But I want to try.
605
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,463
-Like the rest of you.
-[Cliff] I'll vouch for her.
606
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,433
Fine.
607
00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:00,204
I suppose this is
the easiest way to keep an eye on you.
608
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,539
[inspirational instrumental
music playing]
609
00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:15,386
Yeah. Up, up and away
or whatever.
610
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:19,890
[Cliff] Fuck yeah! I got
our team name. Doom Force.
611
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,558
-[sighs]
-[Cliff] It'll be sweet.
612
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,129
We'll get
costumes with a bunch of pockets and shit...
613
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:27,231
Wait, shh. Hold on.
614
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,001
[reporter] We take you liveto the Suez Canal, wheremoments ago, a creature
615
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:35,973
has emerged fromthe Mediterranean Seaand caused utter devastation.
616
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,074
Witnesses on the ground...
617
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,476
What kind of monster is that?
618
00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,512
[Cliff] That's not a monster.
619
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,581
That's a big nut sack
with demon pubes.
620
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,417
-Bingo
-[Rita] Actually,
621
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,587
that sack is fate.
622
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,390
Are we not a super team?
623
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,926
Do we not need a super foe?
624
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,328
And how do we even
get to the Suez?
625
00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:00,764
Oh, any chance Flit could...
626
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,232
[groans]
627
00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:07,204
I have an idea.
628
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,556
[dramatic music playing]
629
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,463
Where's Kay? Is she alright?
630
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,631
[Dr. Harrison] We'll get
to that soon enough.
631
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,235
But first, we had a deal, Jane,
632
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,238
And it's time for you
to make good.
633
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,326
[Cliff] This has to be
the most people I've ever had inside me.
634
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,163
Came close at an infield party
in Talladega back in the day,
635
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,898
but, yeah, this is the record.
636
00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:11,769
[Larry] It looks
slightly less scrotal in black and white.
637
00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:24,314
That about covers it, right?
638
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:25,582
Looks good to me.
639
00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:26,650
[Vic] Everyone ready?
640
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:30,287
Hey, don't worry, buddy.
641
00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:34,191
Okay. Well, I think
I'd feel more comfortable if I was driving.
642
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,826
[Rita over radio]
You'll pilot nothing.
643
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,929
You are lucky to be here.
644
00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:43,700
You have yet to earn the trust
it takes to steer us through space and time.
645
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,702
How is everything
looking down there, Rita?
646
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:49,606
We're set to arrive
at the Suez Canal three minutes into the future.
647
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,377
Are we maybe rushing into this?
648
00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:56,613
Absolutely.
649
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,816
Now then, shall we?
650
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,784
[rock music playing]
651
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,389
Let's kick those balls
in the nuts!
652
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:10,727
♪ Speak about destruction ♪
653
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,331
♪ Speak about destruction ♪
654
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:19,069
♪ The Democratic-CommunistRelationship ♪
655
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,238
♪ Won't stand in the wayOf the Islamic force ♪
656
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:25,676
[Cliff] Doom Force!
657
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:26,710
[all] No!
658
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,349
♪ Brainwash mentalitiesTo control the system ♪
659
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:36,253
♪ Using TV and moviesReligions of course ♪
660
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,423
♪ Yes, the world isHeaded for destruction ♪
661
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:43,360
♪ Is it a nuclear war?What are you asking for? ♪
662
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,917
♪ This is a world destructionYour life ain't nothing♪
663
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:10,554
♪ The human raceIs becoming a disgrace ♪
664
00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:14,124
♪ The rich get richerThe poor are getting poorer ♪
665
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:17,761
♪ Fascist, chauvinisticGovernment fools ♪
666
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:22,361
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