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Because that's exactly what we're going to do. 15 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:06,319 Rally and march to Florida, and save Cliff. 16 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,655 Oh, I get it. You've flipped your pancake. 17 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,524 Have you not been paying attention? 18 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:13,593 The bus is totaled. 19 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,261 Larry's worm is going haywire. 20 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,830 Look at Jane! 21 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:21,267 Jane will spring back. She always does. 22 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,769 Everything will be fine. 23 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,442 It's gonna be fine. She screamed. 24 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,843 Kids scream all the time 25 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,626 Kay? 26 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,431 [grunts] 27 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,045 [gasps] 28 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,082 See? 29 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,952 She's back, like a spring lily. 30 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,487 Not a moment too soon. 31 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,257 These two were of the mind that we should turn around 32 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,159 instead of continuing to Florida. Can you believe it? 33 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,963 Yeah, I don't think I'm in any shape to help anyone right now. 34 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,137 So, that's it? 35 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,342 Are we really just going to abandon Cliff? 36 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,680 We can fix this. 37 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,515 [Rita] We have to fix this. 38 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,517 Don't you get it? 39 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,953 We didn't crash because Jane screamed or Larry lost control of that thing. 40 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,323 [Larry] He's right. We're not built for this. 41 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,592 Not anymore, no. 42 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,160 Since I've known you all, we've always argued this point. 43 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,664 but now, I finally see your side. Crystal clear. 44 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,165 We're not a super team. 45 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,274 Oh, no! 46 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,144 [eerie sound echoing] 47 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,179 [Larry] I thought we were done with all this. 48 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,720 No. Whatever you're up to, I want no part of it. 49 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,123 You were unsatisfied with the results of The Flagellation. 50 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:28,027 But if only you could see the effect it had on people across the globe, 51 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,697 The only thing I saw was Laura de Mille 52 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:34,067 waltzing off completely unscathed and unrepentant. 53 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,169 -You don't know that. -[Rita] Nor do you. 54 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:39,339 So, I'm going to do with my bare hands 55 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:43,509 what you couldn't with song and dance and masked fucking birds. 56 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,080 Is this what Malcolm would've wanted for? 57 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,184 We'll never know. 58 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,553 [Shelly] She betrayed us all, Rita. 59 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,089 But I know she isn't completely lost. 60 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,224 And neither are you. 61 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,257 [gasps] 62 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,695 -Oh, fuck! -Bonjour, madame. 63 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,098 Where the fuck am I? 64 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,868 [Mallah] This is where the Brotherhood deposits its garbage. 65 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,102 [Madame Rouge] What? 66 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,371 [Mallah] Look on the bright side. 67 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,941 I've spent the better part of an evening debating whether or not to toss you over 68 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,643 and you're still alive. 69 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,779 Well, you best get on with it because when I get out of these 70 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,249 I am going to rip you apart. I will have your hand for an ashtray. 71 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,652 We had it good here. 72 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,989 -[grunts] -But you have ruined everything 73 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,124 Now The Brain has his new body 74 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,995 and the cycle of conquest will begin anew. 75 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,799 I realize I must put this business of "Evil" 76 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,401 behind me and move on. 77 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,904 And so, I thank you, 78 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,640 for being the catalyst for my change. 79 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,610 Well, you could thank me by getting me off this fucking gurney! 80 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:28,514 [Mallah] You are every bit as cunning and devious as The Brain. 81 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,184 Cut from the same awful cloth. 82 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,320 I have no doubt you'll figure it out. 83 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,488 Mallah! 84 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:39,192 Uh, you can't just leave me. 85 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:43,996 You fucking son of a simian whore! 86 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,798 [Madame Rouge grunts] 87 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:49,202 [echoing] Fuck! 88 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,337 [sneezes] Shit. 89 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,779 [jar tumbling] 90 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,848 Oh shit! [glass breaking] 91 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:20,132 Look, I don't know what you have in mind, but I'm not ready for "this". 92 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,203 We heard your distress. 93 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:26,539 And it was high time we find you anyway 94 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,377 Hey, Hammerhead? 95 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,213 Oh, you're gonna eyefuck me? 96 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,148 Hey. You bag of shit! 97 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,884 -Jane! -Jane! 98 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,552 Wait up! 99 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,755 [exclaiming in pain] 100 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,426 God damn! What the hell is that thing? 101 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,997 [Larry grunting] It's trying to kill me! 102 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:58,271 [Larry] It hates me. It fucking hates me. 103 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,605 Keeg doesn't hate you. 104 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,742 [Larry] You can talk to this thing? 105 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,110 Keeg? 106 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,078 [Mama Pentecost] I am fluent in most languages. 107 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,014 [Secretary] Including light and color. 108 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,522 He needs to merge with you. 109 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,559 [Larry] That's not gonna happen. That's not who I am. 110 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,428 [Larry] Not anymore. 111 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,431 Then he will die. Soon. 112 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,939 [Jane] I hope you assholes are happy. 113 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,807 The Girl is fucked because of you. 114 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,144 The Girl made it plain as day she doesn't want us around anymore. 115 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,214 So, field trip's over. We need to get everyone out of here now. 116 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,550 Dr. Harrison says we are safer in The Fog. 117 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:48,154 And when exactly did you become Dr. Harrison's little bitch? 118 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,557 We only exist because of The Girl. 119 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,263 What? 120 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,898 There's something you need to see. 121 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,805 [upbeat music playing] 122 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,776 [Glenna] Ooh! 123 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,918 [The Brain] Ladies! 124 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,293 Gary, you dog! 125 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,995 [chuckles] 126 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,133 It's a good day to be The Brain. 127 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,617 [Madame Rouge as robot] You going somewhere, you little shit? 128 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,786 [The Brain] Holy Mother of God! 129 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,861 [Madame Rouge screaming] 130 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,400 [Cliff exhales] Where am I? I feel weird. 131 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,736 Yeah, well, you're a giant robot now 132 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,305 and we're about to exact revenge on the little shit 133 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,708 that stole your body and tried to kill us. 134 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,678 Congratulations and you're welcome! 135 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:25,051 [The Brain] This isn't fair. I don't deserve this. I'm The Brain-- 136 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,923 You're what? Dog shit on the bottom of my shoe? 137 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:36,028 [Cliff] Uh, question. Was that the sound of my one and only body being pancaked? 138 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,763 Yeah, it was phenomenal. 139 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:42,034 Next stop? Doom Manor and Rita fucking Farr. 140 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,203 [levers clinking] 141 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,173 [Cliff] Remember when we all thought you were an Ottoman? 142 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,691 Oh, my God! 143 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:08,761 Are they all sick? 144 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,299 [Pretty Polly] Jane! 145 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,938 [Pretty Polly] I'm sorry. 146 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,074 [sobbing] I was scared. 147 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,444 I didn't want to be alone. 148 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:27,913 It's going to be okay. 149 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,751 We'll fix this. 150 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:57,910 Now is not the time for you to burst in and rile everyone up. 151 00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,146 -Something's happened to The Girl. -I heard. 152 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,914 Good thing we got out when we did. 153 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,917 The Underground crumbled and collapsed. 154 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,920 Just like everyone in here. It's connected. 155 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,290 -That's certainly a theory. -Cut the shit. 156 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,527 What's it going to take for you to come back and get the others to go with you? 157 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,385 You're angry. I get it. But can't you just leave me out of your shit? 158 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,189 Sorry. This thing runs on brain power. Even the dimmest of bulbs. 159 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,723 So you're shit out of luck. 160 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,126 Come on. I've known you for a couple of days. 161 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:52,531 But that's been long enough to know you're not really all the way, next level "evil." 162 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,201 Yeah, well, I am who I am. 163 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:59,839 Bull. Fucking. Shit. There's always a chance to change. 164 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,409 Take me for example. I'm every bit the dickhead you are. 165 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,413 But back in that pickle jar, with my brain cut off from all sensation, 166 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,416 I had a revelation or whatever. 167 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,586 I'm going to do everything I can, work as hard as possible, 168 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:19,058 to try and change myself. And if I can do it, I know you can too. 169 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,360 So stop this thing now. 170 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,333 Stop! 171 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,834 Stop! 172 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:35,908 Cliff? 173 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,077 What did you do? 174 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,445 Um... 175 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,280 Go! 176 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,786 [Cliff laughs] 177 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,922 Check it out, Shitbird. 178 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,057 Look who's in control now! 179 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,093 [Cliff laughs] 180 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,094 Cliff. 181 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,063 Change it back. 182 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,267 What? You'll kill me? Go ahead. I'm already fucking dying. 183 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:16,882 Wait. 184 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,118 What are you doing? 185 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,589 Not to say every moment is a teachable moment. 186 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:29,495 But let's pause and celebrate the fact that you didn't murder me. 187 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:34,233 Which means there's a non-fuckwad person deep in there. 188 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:42,841 Hello? 189 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,246 Fuck. What do I do now? I'm trapped in a robot body. 190 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,749 Wait. I'm always trapped in a robot body. 191 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,284 Reel it in, man. 192 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,821 [yawns] 193 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,858 [Vic] He's not looking too good. 194 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,761 In other words, time to shit or get off the pot. 195 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,930 Oh, I'm so sorry. 196 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,968 Am I being too contemplative how I just parted ways with the previous alien creature 197 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:13,372 who made me his home for 60 absolutely shitty years? 198 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,606 Look, I get it. 199 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,445 -My uncle has a Golden Retriever named Bo. -[Larry sighs] 200 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,880 I loved playing with Bo every time I'd visit. 201 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:26,151 But as I got older, Bo always stayed fit as a fiddle. 202 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,787 Then, at a certain point I finally realized it. 203 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:33,792 The Bo I was playing with at 14 was not the same Bo that I played with when I was eight. 204 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,028 Every time Bo gets old and he dies 205 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,631 my uncle couldn't handle the pain, so he gets another Bo. 206 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,903 -Let Keeg be your Bo. -[sighs] Oh, God. 207 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,072 That's kind of fucked up, right? 208 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,974 To keep naming it Bo. 209 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,244 Yeah, it's also a gross misrepresentation of what I'm going through. 210 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,647 [Larry sighs] 211 00:16:55,714 --> 00:17:00,686 Look, until this moment, every major event in my life was forced on me. 212 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,755 Society forced me into my marriage. 213 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,759 The Chief pulled the strings to have me cross paths with the Negative Spirit. 214 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,362 But if I let him in, it will be my choice. 215 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:16,402 And if it goes sideways, which it always does, then I'm the only one to blame. 216 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:24,009 [chuckles] Maybe I should've just left him in the woods. To the elements. 217 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,279 All I've really done is just drawn this experience out. 218 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,847 Hey. 219 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,883 Forget who you were and the choices you didn't make. 220 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,753 You chose not to leave Keeg in the woods 221 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:38,957 and you're not about to abandon him here now because that's not the person you are. 222 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,727 Do you remember the conversation that you had with your subconscious 223 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,228 during the Flagellation? 224 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:47,066 You told yourself that you needed to let love in. 225 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,536 This is your chance. 226 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,704 The Spirit was closer to you than anyone else. 227 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,807 It chose you. 228 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,443 Let it in. 229 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,757 Cliff. 230 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,661 What did they do to you? 231 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,596 Take a guess. 232 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,333 You're The Brain. 233 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:25,971 And you're Rita Farr. Fucking Garguax. 234 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,364 [music playing on record] 235 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,665 Love me. 236 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:01,833 Love me. 237 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,026 You're new. 238 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:57,389 Rita, you clever pain in the ass. 239 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,497 [Shipley] Madame Rouge powered up the vessel, 240 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,233 ready to burrow through space and time. 241 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,502 But then the question came to her. 242 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,438 Burrow to where and when exactly7 243 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,675 Anywhere but here. Any time but now. 244 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,178 I need to stop myself from ever working with The Brotherhood. 245 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:26,084 Wait. What am I thinking? I need to go back farther. I can... 246 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,787 stop myself and save the others. 247 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,455 [gasps softly] 248 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,357 I can save Malcolm. 249 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,427 She suddenly found herself awash in humanity. 250 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,196 Grasping the gilded handle of a noble cause. 251 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,465 No. Further. Before I was me. 252 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,702 Before Rouge. Before Laura De Mille. 253 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,937 But then, she had to ask herself, 254 00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:49,174 who was Madame Rouge before she was Laura De Mille? 255 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:53,278 I'm not sure, but not this. 256 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,315 I just want to start over. 257 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,551 She mused. Not yet aware that the past could not be changed. 258 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,853 0h, go and shit in your fucking your hat. 259 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:05,991 She tried to play it off. But she knew the machine was quite correct. 260 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,859 What has happened will always be. 261 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,196 What do you mean? How do I make things right then? 262 00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,231 How do I make myself right? I... 263 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,202 I need to change. Enough with the "where" and the "when"! 264 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:20,405 I just need some fucking answers! 265 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,676 Why am I talking to another fucking robot? 266 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,714 So, where and when would you like to go? 267 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:37,389 Kay needs us. And I need you to make that happen. 268 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,391 The others respect you. They listen to you. 269 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,694 Why would we give up our freedom? We can go anywhere The Fog goes. 270 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,230 I could just have The Fog give you all the boot. 271 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:50,535 -She likes me. -But she'll do whatever I say, if need be. 272 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:55,340 I want you to ask yourself, If the roles were reversed 273 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,210 and we were on the other side of the rocks, 274 00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,945 do you think that girl would dig us out? 275 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,781 I know Kay well enough to know that she would never let 276 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,282 any of us crumble away to nothing, 277 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,351 which is what happens as long as we stay here. 278 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,687 Do you realize what you're asking us to give up? 279 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:12,457 We've only just begun to embrace our freedom. 280 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,763 Holy shit. 281 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,933 You don't care about freedom. 282 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,102 What you love is control. 283 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,905 You'd rather die, and kill all of us, than give that up. 284 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,610 Or maybe we can do something about that. 285 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:34,479 Go on. 286 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,649 [groans in pains] 287 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,718 -Hurry up. -I'm trying. 288 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,421 [groans] 289 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,792 Something's not right. 290 00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,593 It just keeps swiping at your bandages. 291 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,163 They're designed to be radiation proof. 292 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,831 Maybe they're too strong for him. 293 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,437 -Let me carry him. -What? No. 294 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,506 Are you insane? 295 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,109 Just until we get back to the house and we can use your room. 296 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,678 -It's radiation proof. -Vic. It could kill you. 297 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,114 That's my choice. Rita was right. 298 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,351 I was afraid to go after the Brotherhood of Evil 299 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,188 because I don't have my powers anymore. 300 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,191 I let Cliff down. I'm not about to make the same mistake with you. 301 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:24,930 All right. 302 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,372 Now, we don't know each other, but I'm here to help. 303 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,712 [man on radio] We're hearing reports of a giant robot 304 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,048 wandering the suburbs of Panama City, Florida. 305 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,384 [woman on radio] Ah, jeez. Where's the Justice League when you need 'em? 306 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,894 -[Cliff] Hey, Clara. -What the fuck? 307 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,497 -So, your dad popped by. -[Cliff] Hi, honeybun. 308 00:24:58,997 --> 00:24:59,898 It's me! 309 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,401 Dad? What the fuck happened? 310 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,072 -Are you in that thing? -I guess I kind of am this thing now. 311 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:12,577 I assumed you'd be worried and I wanted to swing by and let you know that I'm okay. 312 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,980 I even have central A/C! 313 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:18,350 And I know this is, like, my ninth second chance, 314 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:21,052 but I came because I know 315 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,356 you want me to change, and I'm ready to. 316 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,224 [Clara] Yeah, I didn't mean like this. 317 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,426 [Cliff] I know you meant "real" change. 318 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,397 I thought I'd start with the good old-fashioned "apologies-in-advance" tour. 319 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,165 And, you had to be the first stop. 320 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,035 Okay, You don't need to worry about the credit card stuff. 321 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:39,037 We just need to get your meds checked. 322 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,338 -[baby cooing] -[Cliff] This is beyond that. 323 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,873 I've been a shitty dad. 324 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,944 Way before Parkinson's, before becoming dumb robot. 325 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,614 I pulled shit when you were too young to remember, 326 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,117 but I can't forget. I guess... 327 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,354 I always wanted to be special. You know? I wanted to be "the man." 328 00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:03,094 I was so focused on being great, I forgot to be good. 329 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,064 -It's okay, Dad. -No, it's really not. 330 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:10,302 But I know now, the only people I need to be special to 331 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,870 are you and Rory. 332 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:15,273 -[Rory crying] -[sirens approaching] 333 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,275 I don't need you be special. 334 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,810 I need you to get healthy. 335 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:22,080 I can do that, too! You'll see! 336 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,481 But I should go. 337 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,418 We'll have to make things right for my friends. 338 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,153 And before the cops come. 339 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:32,757 I accidentally stepped on a Prius a couple of streets over. 340 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:36,995 "I want you to know that I cherish our time spent together 341 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:42,334 as well as our friendship, which was one for the ages. 342 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:46,004 In the interest of offering both of us a fresh start, 343 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,407 -I have left behind anything connecting me to you. -[kettle clangs] 344 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,676 And the Brotherhood of Evil. 345 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,678 Best, Mallah." 346 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,348 Can you believe this? 347 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,517 -[Rita] Mmm-hmm. -A lifetime as friends and partners, 348 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,687 leader and acolyte, and he skidoos on me. 349 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,823 I taught him everything he knows, 350 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,626 and all I have to show for it is a bandolier 351 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,794 an extremely temperamental ray gun, 352 00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:12,998 his teleporter, and my Alanis Morissette CD 353 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,501 that he assured me was stolen from our car years ago. 354 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,871 [The Brain sighs] 355 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:24,042 Less than 24 hours ago, I had the world by the short hairs. 356 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,345 -And now-- -No legs. 357 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,481 Life's a bitch, right? 358 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:33,051 The good news is that I still have the blueprints for this body. 359 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,120 -You do? -I can rebuild. 360 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,789 But I need some help. 361 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,525 -Oh? -Come on. 362 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:44,129 It's obvious you've been dancing around the darkness. 363 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,665 How 'bout this? You help me rebuild, 364 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:49,034 and I'll help you kill Rouge. 365 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,203 And then, you will truly know evil. 366 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:58,176 You can... guarantee this? 367 00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,078 That I'll get Rouge? 368 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,249 Miss Farr, if you team with me, We could kill Madame Rouge, 369 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:09,087 Colonel Mustard and Professor fucking Plum for all the shits I give. 370 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,056 Hmm. 371 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:36,514 There we go. That's a good girl. 372 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:40,885 [Rita] I suppose Rouge and I are alike. 373 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:44,189 However, we are different in one regard. 374 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,191 And what's that? 375 00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:49,227 Rouge is driven by one thing. 376 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:50,962 Power. 377 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,764 She couldn't get enough. 378 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,135 I am motivated 379 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,370 by love. 380 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,706 [kettle whistling] 381 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:07,412 My love for a very sweet, brave man she destroyed. 382 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:12,751 And my love for my friends. 383 00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:18,656 I think I'm done dancing around in the dark. 384 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,161 I'm ready to take that plunge. 385 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,930 -Right now. -Please. I can give you anything you want. 386 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,398 -I can give you the world! -[sizzling] 387 00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:30,502 [screaming] 388 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,007 -[Vic grunts] -[Larry] All right. 389 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,675 -We're almost there. -[Vic groaning in pain] 390 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:38,610 [Larry] I got you. 391 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,645 [Vic grunting] 392 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,984 -[grunting] -[elevator dings] 393 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:56,427 Here we are. Home again. 394 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,863 Partially safe. 395 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,132 -Mostly sound. -Thanks. 396 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,035 [sighs] 397 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,872 Were you really just... 398 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,041 helping the others? 399 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,946 Or were you trying to draw me in? 400 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,151 Which answer might get you to come and search for me again? 401 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,234 [exhales] 402 00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:40,905 [thuds] 403 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,479 [Hammerhead] Fuck me sideways. 404 00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,482 This is bad. 405 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,552 Finally, it's my time to shine. 406 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,522 [Driller Bill] From here on, we're ants. 407 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:01,159 We're going to start at the top of this mess and dig down. 408 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,532 Ants, motherfuckers! 409 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,947 [Larry and Vic grunting] 410 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,117 [smoke hissing] 411 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,391 [Larry] See? We made it. Touchdown. 412 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,559 Shut up. 413 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,231 [screaming] 414 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:41,566 [groans] 415 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,735 [breathing heavily] 416 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,471 [Vic grunting] 417 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,773 [Larry] Thank you, Vic. 418 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,376 -[thuds on the floor] -[energy buzzes] 419 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,719 [Larry grunting] 420 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:04,656 [exhales] 421 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:13,331 I swear... I will try my best 422 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,600 to do right by you. 423 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,503 [Larry] Always. 424 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,474 It's okay. 425 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:25,510 Go on. 426 00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:30,181 -Welcome. -[zapping] 427 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:34,118 -[Larry breathing heavily] -[thuds] 428 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,153 [Vic] Larry? 429 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:57,775 [rumbling] 430 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,452 [all murmuring indistinctly] 431 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,287 It's all right, everyone. 432 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:10,822 It's happening up above. 433 00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:14,025 Let's focus on the task at hand. Come on. 434 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:22,033 What the fuck did you give up to get Harrison to come back down? 435 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:26,137 What does she love more than anything else? 436 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,205 Control. 437 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:31,209 Are you fuck... Is she primary now? 438 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,077 Can you even give that away? 439 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,747 What's Kay going to say about this? 440 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,983 I'll worry about that once I know she's safe. 441 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:42,687 -That rumbling have anything to do with your moron buddies? -What do you think? 442 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,090 [rumbling] 443 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,393 Come on. Get back to work, everyone. 444 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,030 I'm no one's bitch. 445 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,099 Now get back up there. 446 00:33:58,169 --> 00:33:59,937 Come on, get back to work. 447 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,546 [gasping] 448 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:10,515 [elevator dings] 449 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,461 What in the hell? 450 00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:28,900 What the fuck are you doing here? 451 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:32,737 Okay. Who exactly are you? 'Cause, I know I know you. 452 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,141 A note. 453 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,912 -For me. -[sighs] 454 00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:47,051 "You are Madame Rouge. You are a terrible person, but trying to change. 455 00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:49,487 You will come across people who despise you. 456 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,323 Jane dresses like a... 457 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,826 deranged sock puppet." 458 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,662 -Fair. -"And Larry... 459 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,499 [mumbles] Boris Karloff." 460 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,236 -No, no, Larry? -He's indisposed. He just had a baby. 461 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:09,807 It's Larry's story to tell. 462 00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:13,478 "And Vic. Track suit, stick up ass." 463 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,014 Oh, it's you. 464 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,184 "And everyone hates you especially, Rita. 465 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,353 You killed her greatest love." 466 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:27,758 Oh my God, am I that horrible? 467 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,762 Bitch, you turned into a killer baby, so, yeah. 468 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,464 [thudding and clanging] 469 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,368 Oh, you've got to be kidding me with this shit. 470 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,004 -[Cliff] Hey, guys! It's me. -[Vic] Cliff? 471 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:42,373 Oh. "A drug addled android." 472 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:45,176 [Cliff] Please don't hate me. I've come to make amends. 473 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,179 I even brought back most of the shit I stole from you. 474 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,048 -Incoming! -[Vic grunts] 475 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,650 [objects clattering] 476 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:55,019 -You're scuffing my sneakers! -You're breaking my vinyl! 477 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,622 [Cliff] Fuck me! What's going on? 478 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,290 [Jane] Slow down, asshole! 479 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:03,728 [Cliff] I can't stop! God... [screaming] 480 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,463 Fucking Parkinson's disease! 481 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,198 He's headed straight for town. 482 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,639 [Cliff] Jane! You're here! Does that mean things are all good with us? 483 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:17,375 Shut up and tell me how to stop this thing. 484 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,076 Uh, I'm not sure. 485 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,346 Sort of took control from Rouge, but I'm still figuring it out. 486 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:26,384 And I fucked up. And I have Parkinson's. So, there's that. 487 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:27,685 Why can't you stop yourself? 488 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,820 I thought you were taking fistfuls of meds. 489 00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:32,256 Well, that? That went out the window when I got kidnapped. 490 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,692 and shoved into a fucking transformer. 491 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,562 Can you transform? 492 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:38,729 [Cliff sighs] No. 493 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,198 Fuck! 494 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:44,902 So, do you do anything heroic, or? 495 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,772 I'm still figuring that out. 496 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,207 Got it. 497 00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:50,741 You're a useless person. 498 00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,349 [Vic] Larry? 499 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,686 If you're in there, we need you to help stop Cliff. 500 00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,354 He's the big ass robot. 501 00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:12,763 That was rubbish. 502 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,767 [sighs] Wait here. 503 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,272 [sighs in exasperation] Okay. 504 00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:24,809 "These people you will meet are morons. 505 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,546 If they get into trouble, and they will, you can and should help. 506 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,315 This is the key to your redemption." 507 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,485 Wait, I can help! [chokes] 508 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,387 [Rita] You're not doing anything. 509 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,990 [Madame Rouge struggles] 510 00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,294 You must be Rita. 511 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,663 It's okay. Just Flit outta here and save yourself. 512 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,999 Fuck that! I am not leaving you. 513 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,900 [Jane] Okay, okay. 514 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:54,739 One of these buttons or switches should shut your sorry ass down. 515 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,177 [softly] Okay. 516 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,814 [alarm blaring] 517 00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:04,915 What's that? 518 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,818 What's happening? 519 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,688 Uh, pretty sure you just pulled the self-destruct lever. 520 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,922 What? 521 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,291 You fucker! 522 00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:15,192 [Cliff] I'm the fucker? You're the fucking one-- 523 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,829 [Jane] Fuck you! That was a very important detail! 524 00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:23,167 [Rita] You don't remember me, do you? 525 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,872 Don't look at your notes! 526 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,674 Look at my face. 527 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,342 I want you to remember. 528 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,615 [Rita screaming] Malcolm! Malcolm! 529 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,617 [Rita] How could you do this to us? 530 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,620 -Weapon. -We were a family. 531 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:43,988 [Rita screams] 532 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,159 I destroyed it. 533 00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:53,297 You built a beautiful life with Malcolm 534 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,200 and I destroyed it all. 535 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:00,171 I'm sorry, Rita. 536 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,509 You have every right to kill me. 537 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:07,978 -But... [chokes] -But what? 538 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:13,551 I'm not worth it. 539 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:27,732 So, we explode, destroy a baseball game, 540 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,034 -maybe take out a mini mall. -[chuckles] 541 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,872 Then NORAD scrambles the jets. 542 00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:38,209 [Cliff] Cool! Maybe some of those stealth bombers. 543 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:41,345 -Yeah. Silent but deadly. -[both laughing] 544 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,786 [Cliff] Well, I just wanted to say thank you. 545 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,589 for always calling me on my bullshit, 546 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,191 and for always forgiving me for my bullshit. 547 00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,697 [sniffs] 548 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:08,038 Yeah, well, you're pathetic. 549 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,640 So it makes you easy to forgive. 550 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,078 [Cliff] That's it? That's all I get? 551 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,149 No. 552 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:23,988 [sighs] 553 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,995 [people cheering] 554 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,445 [all cheering] 555 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,484 [dramatic music playing] 556 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,854 [screaming] Robot! 557 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,095 Cliff, stop! 558 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,102 [Cliff] We should have waited another minute to say goodbye. 559 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:13,671 I'm uncomfortable. 560 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,372 Please, just shut up. 561 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,042 Let's explode in peace and quiet. 562 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,343 [thuds] 563 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,615 [Rita grunts] 564 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,024 Cliff. Are you alright? 565 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,728 I want to go home. 566 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:42,500 We can do that. 567 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,402 [sirens approaching] 568 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,908 Reports say the menacing robot's path of destruction 569 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,077 stretched all the way from Florida, 570 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:56,881 until it was halted by a group of super-powered eccentrics 571 00:41:56,981 --> 00:42:00,484 before it could destroy the small suburb of Cloverton. 572 00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:02,520 As many will recall... 573 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,754 "Eccentrics"? 574 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,024 That's an upgrade from "misfits". 575 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,828 We're lucky. We could have caused serious damage to Cloverton. Again. 576 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,596 [Rita] Or maybe there was no damage 577 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:16,834 because we are different from the careless, clueless people 578 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,436 who strolled into town the last time. 579 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,274 Am I the only one who is tired of letting the world label us? 580 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:27,745 "Misfit", "Eccentric", "Good", "Evil", "Weapon". 581 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,614 It's time we choose to label ourselves. 582 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,117 Who are we? 583 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,852 What are we? 584 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,520 Why are we? 585 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,189 Maybe we are weapons, 586 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:45,863 but a weapon is only a tool as dangerous as the hand that wields it. 587 00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:49,066 What if we choose to become weapons for good? 588 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:52,870 Are you saying you want us to become super fucking heroes? 589 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,739 [laughs sarcastically] 590 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:59,944 So you wait until after I ditch my gear to come around to this? 591 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:05,149 We did something great today. We were of service. 592 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,585 -We saved a town. -From us. 593 00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:09,453 We're not perfect, but... 594 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,890 [sighs] we're trying to be good, 595 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,125 which is more than most. 596 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,734 I'm in. 597 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:25,970 [Larry] Yeah. 598 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,107 Keeg and I will give it a try. 599 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:33,310 [Cliff] Hell yeah! I'm all in. 600 00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:35,679 I'll do it. 601 00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:39,783 If you'll have me. 602 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:43,520 Are you honestly expecting me to believe that you've changed? 603 00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:45,255 I haven't. 604 00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:47,958 But I want to try. 605 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,463 -Like the rest of you. -[Cliff] I'll vouch for her. 606 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,433 Fine. 607 00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:00,204 I suppose this is the easiest way to keep an eye on you. 608 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,539 [inspirational instrumental music playing] 609 00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:15,386 Yeah. Up, up and away or whatever. 610 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:19,890 [Cliff] Fuck yeah! I got our team name. Doom Force. 611 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,558 -[sighs] -[Cliff] It'll be sweet. 612 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,129 We'll get costumes with a bunch of pockets and shit... 613 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:27,231 Wait, shh. Hold on. 614 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,001 [reporter] We take you live to the Suez Canal, where moments ago, a creature 615 00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:35,973 has emerged from the Mediterranean Sea and caused utter devastation. 616 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,074 Witnesses on the ground... 617 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,476 What kind of monster is that? 618 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,512 [Cliff] That's not a monster. 619 00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,581 That's a big nut sack with demon pubes. 620 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,417 -Bingo -[Rita] Actually, 621 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,587 that sack is fate. 622 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,390 Are we not a super team? 623 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,926 Do we not need a super foe? 624 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,328 And how do we even get to the Suez? 625 00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:00,764 Oh, any chance Flit could... 626 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,232 [groans] 627 00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:07,204 I have an idea. 628 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,556 [dramatic music playing] 629 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,463 Where's Kay? Is she alright? 630 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,631 [Dr. Harrison] We'll get to that soon enough. 631 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,235 But first, we had a deal, Jane, 632 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,238 And it's time for you to make good. 633 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,326 [Cliff] This has to be the most people I've ever had inside me. 634 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,163 Came close at an infield party in Talladega back in the day, 635 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,898 but, yeah, this is the record. 636 00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:11,769 [Larry] It looks slightly less scrotal in black and white. 637 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:24,314 That about covers it, right? 638 00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:25,582 Looks good to me. 639 00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:26,650 [Vic] Everyone ready? 640 00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:30,287 Hey, don't worry, buddy. 641 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:34,191 Okay. Well, I think I'd feel more comfortable if I was driving. 642 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,826 [Rita over radio] You'll pilot nothing. 643 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,929 You are lucky to be here. 644 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:43,700 You have yet to earn the trust it takes to steer us through space and time. 645 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,702 How is everything looking down there, Rita? 646 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:49,606 We're set to arrive at the Suez Canal three minutes into the future. 647 00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,377 Are we maybe rushing into this? 648 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:56,613 Absolutely. 649 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,816 Now then, shall we? 650 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,784 [rock music playing] 651 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,389 Let's kick those balls in the nuts! 652 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:10,727 ♪ Speak about destruction ♪ 653 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,331 ♪ Speak about destruction ♪ 654 00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:19,069 ♪ The Democratic-Communist Relationship ♪ 655 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,238 ♪ Won't stand in the way Of the Islamic force ♪ 656 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:25,676 [Cliff] Doom Force! 657 00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:26,710 [all] No! 658 00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,349 ♪ Brainwash mentalities To control the system ♪ 659 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:36,253 ♪ Using TV and movies Religions of course ♪ 660 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,423 ♪ Yes, the world is Headed for destruction ♪ 661 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:43,360 ♪ Is it a nuclear war? What are you asking for? ♪ 662 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,917 ♪ This is a world destruction Your life ain't nothing♪ 663 00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:10,554 ♪ The human race Is becoming a disgrace ♪ 664 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:14,124 ♪ The rich get richer The poor are getting poorer ♪ 665 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:17,761 ♪ Fascist, chauvinistic Government fools ♪ 666 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:22,361 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50123

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