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Previously on
B Positive...
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I just wish that,
you know, I could find a guy
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who... who gets me.
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Accepts me for me.
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You'll find that guy.
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Will I?
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Absolutely.
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And he'll appreciate how
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amazing you are,
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and how much happiness
you bring to other people.
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Drew?Yeah.
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I think I found that guy.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. This is a bad idea.
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Why?Because you've had
a lot to drink.
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I disagree to agree.
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I have had exactly
the right amount.
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The truth is...
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I love you, Gina.
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Gina?
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You still there?
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Perfect.
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[sighs] Good morning.
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Is it?
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You kind of look
like my daughter
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right before
she went into rehab.
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How kind of you to say.
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Back in the day,
I had a perfect hangover cure.
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Oh, God. Tell me.
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Cocaine.
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Thank you.
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Mmm. This looks good.
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Look at that bacon.
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Every day,
I ask for soft.
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Every day, I get crispy.
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Don't tell me. Tell her.
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You know, every day, I...
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I heard you!
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I will talk to the chef.
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How can you call a person a chef
when they can't cook bacon?
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May I join you?
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Please.
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[clears throat]
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What?
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You feel as bad as you look?
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Worse.
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"Wine comes in at the mouth,
love comes in at the eye.
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"That's all we shall know
for truth,
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before we grow old and die."
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[laughs]
William Butler Yeats.
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Did he write one about
dry heaves on the way to work?
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Charming.
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Ow! Damn it!
Uh, are you okay?
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I think I cracked a tooth.
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I bet you'd like soft bacon now.
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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Thanks for squeezing me in,
Jer.
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'Course. Uh, when was the
last time you saw a dentist?
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Uh, I don't remember exactly,
but when it was over,
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I got a yo-yo and a lollipop.
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Lorraine, clear
my morning!
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This is a pretty
swanky office.
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You must be doing pretty well.Oh, I do all right.
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Between you and me, most
of the East Coast rappers come
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to me for their grill work.
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No way.
Yeah.
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You want a little bling-bling
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in your upper incisors,
I'm your man.
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All right, let's have a look.
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Here we go.
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[sighs]
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Ah.
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Uh-huh. Wider.Mm.
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Yeah, we got a Humpty-Dumpty.
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[muffled]:
What that?
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Not even Funk Jerry P can put
this tooth back together again.
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You're gonna need a crown.
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Ugh. Man!
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Don't worry.
I'm really good at what I do.
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Just ask Cardi B.
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You know Cardi B?
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"Got a bag and fixed my teeth.
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Hope you hoes know
that ain't cheap."
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That's about me.
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No!
Yeah!
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I did her caps, I did
her veneers, the whole deal.
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She even gave me
a special thanks on her album.
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Okrrr.
Let's do this.
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Little bit for my homies.
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Question.
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For a colonoscopy, do I need
to update my advance directive?
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You know, if I want 'em
to pull the plug?
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[scoffs] If you can't survive
a colonoscopy,
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maybe the plug is
already pulled.
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My worst nightmare--
lying in a vegetative state,
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my body wasting away.
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What's wrong with me that
that image makes me horny?
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Can we finish up the game?
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My granddaughter's coming
to take me to lunch.
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Oh, she's wonderful.
I follow her on Instagram.
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Ask her where she gets
her yoga pants.
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Sure, that's what you need,
tighter clothes.
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I agree.
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I want to see her
before she goes back to college.
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Wait, didn't she graduate
last year?
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What?
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Your granddaughter.
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You showed us pictures
of her at her graduation.
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I-I-I meant... [grunts]
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before she starts her new job.
[chuckles]
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Can we just finish up
the damn game?
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Sorry.
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Lululemon.
What?
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His granddaughter's yoga pants.
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I vote you get pink.
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Okay, you should be
feeling the gas by now.
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No,
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you should be feeling
the gas by now.
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Okay, that's enough.
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[laughs]
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All right, now
let's do the novocaine.
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Do the novocaine. [vocalizing
to the tune of "Do the Hustle"]
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Open up.
All right.
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This shouldn't hurt.
Maybe just a little pinch.
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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.[groans]
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All right.
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There you go.
Now, in a few minutes,
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you should be
numb enough to...
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Oh, poop.
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[body thuds]
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[laughing]
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Jerry go boom.
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Hey. What happened?
Hey.
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[slurring]: I don't know.
He just co-wapsed.
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Why are you
talking like that? Oh.
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Novocaine.
I cracked a tooth.
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How is he?
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I don't know.
I'll try to get an update.
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[sighs]
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[sighs] So, uh,
what happened?
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He just collapsed
in his dentist office.
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Why are you talking
like that? Oh, novocaine.
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I cracked a tooth.
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How'd that happen?Crispy bacon.
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[sighs]
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[smacks lips]
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[exhales]
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[clears throat]
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Drew, listen,
about last night...
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Oh, why don't we talk
about it later?
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No, no, now.
[stammers]
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I had too much to drink.
I'm so sorry.
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These things happen.
It's no big deal.
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Yeah, but kissing you
was compwetely inappropriate.
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I wouldn't say
"compwetely."
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I would never want
our friendship
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to be
compromised.
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Me, either.
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Okay?
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You're drooling
a little.
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How is he?
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Oh, we don't know.
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Gideon went to go get
a prognosis.
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Why you talking like that?
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Ugh, please tell him.
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She "cwacked a toof."
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Ah.
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Did you know
Jerry knows Cardi B?
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What?The rapper.
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Hey.Hey.
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Hi, guys.
Aw.
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How you doing, man?
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I'm all right.
I feel stupid.
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Fainting.
What do my homies think?
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Your homies?I'll tell you later.
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Your chart says you have
atrial fibrillation.
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That's none of your business.
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Jerry,
that's serious.
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A lot of people have
an irregular heartbeat.
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As soon as I get
my meds figured out,
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it won't happen again.
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Wait, this isn't
the first time?
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It's no big deal.GINA: That's ridiculous.
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What if you pass out
while you're driving
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or you're drilling
my tooth?
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GIDEON:
You could have a stroke
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and hit your head
and hemorrhage.
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Not to mention,
you are in kidney failure.
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Yeah, man, you really
shouldn't be living alone.
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Oh, my God.
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Wightbuwb!
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Come wiv at Vawwey Hills
till you're better.
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What?
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Oh, she said,
"Oh, my God. Lightbulb.
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Come live at Valley Hills
till you're better."
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Thank you.
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I'm not living in an
old folks' home. I'm only 56.
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Uh, your chart
says you're...
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I'm 56.
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I'm too young
for shuffleboard and bingo.
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What harm would it do
to at least go check it out?
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Yeah, maybe we have
dinner there tomorrow,
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and you can
see for yourself.
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I promise
you won't regret it.
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We have a very vibrant,
active community.
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Fine. What time's dinner?
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4:00.
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Hello, Harry.
[grunts]
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Meredith, we haven't
officially met yet.
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I'm Drew.
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Nice to meet you.
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How'd your dinner go with Gina?
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You told her?
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We're together all day long,
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you run out of things
to talk about.
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Well, the date didn't go
exactly how I'd hoped.
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You should be
used to that by now.
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What happened?
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Before I could
tell her how I feel,
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we ran into her ex-boyfriend.
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The broke football player?
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I told you that
in confidence.
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Bad move.
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Anyway, uh,
he was on a date,
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she got upset,
got very drunk,
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kissed me,
passed out,
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and then told me
it was a mistake.
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Is that in confidence?
'Cause that's pretty juicy.
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MEREDITH:
Hang on.
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If she kissed you,
that means something.
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Yeah, it means
I'm a mistake,
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as was sharing
my feelings with you.
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Again, your fault.
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"Naomi's Chicken Parmesan."
Who's Naomi?
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One of our residents.
That was her favorite.
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Was?
Massive stroke, not the chicken.
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Um, just so you know,
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all the meals are included.
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It's like being
on a cruise ship,
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but with fewer STDs.
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Well...
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So, uh...
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How was the tour?
What do you think?
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It-It's all very nice.
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It's just not for me.
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W-Well, did you show him
the game room?
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Do you like Kiss?
Do you like pinball?
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Because you're gonna
love them together.
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Could we just have a nice dinner
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and just forget the whole idea?
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Sure. Okay.
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[groans] Ow! Cold, cold, cold.
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Oh, yeah, until we
get that tooth fixed,
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you're gonna have to avoid
cold liquids.
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Okay.Also hot liquids.
263
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,292
So liquids.
264
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,208
You do realize your insurance
will cover living here?
265
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,776
And remember,
it's just temporary.
266
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,126
Come on, guys.
Can we just leave it alone?
267
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,127
Okay.
268
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,520
Enjoy your dinner.Sorry.
269
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,784
Make sure you leave room
for dessert.
270
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,482
Okay.
You can work it off in our fitness center,
271
00:10:57,526 --> 00:11:01,182
then freshen up in a sit-down
tub or a walk-in shower.
272
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,879
Okay, that's it.
I'm out of here.
273
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,707
Jerry.I'm so sorry.
Come on.
274
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,709
Oh, poop again.[body thuds]
275
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,842
Oh, my God! Jerry!
Call 911!
276
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:16,066
Welcome to movie night,
everyone.
277
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,329
Tonight, we're featuring
a classic James Bond film.
278
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,809
Who's playing 007?
279
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,812
Better be Connery,
the only real Bond.
280
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:26,163
Yeah, no Pierce Brosnan,
Mr. Fancy Pants.
281
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,904
I loved Pierce Brosnan.
282
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,472
Of course you did.
283
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,909
Oh, I remember
in Dr. No,
284
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,043
when Ursula Andress came out of
the ocean in that white bikini.
285
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,262
I switched teams
for a whole year.
286
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,483
Let's watch
that one.
287
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,356
I saw Roger Moore
in an airport once.
288
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,446
He ate three Cinnabons.It wasn't Roger Moore.
289
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,839
Don't tell me
who it was.
290
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,016
I'm telling you
who it wasn't.Oh...
291
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,367
Did you know that James Bond
was created by Ian Fleming,
292
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,542
who also wrote
293
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,022
Chitty Chitty
Bang Bang?
294
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,938
After I saw that film,
I named my cats
295
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,941
Chitty Chitty
and Bang Bang. [laughs]
296
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,813
One, two, three, eyes on me.
297
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,556
Before we start, I'd like to
introduce our newest resident...
298
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,863
You don't have to do that.Dr. Jerry Platt.
299
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,474
Ooh, a doctor.I'm a dentist.
300
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,867
Oh.
301
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,782
And I'm not really
a resident.
302
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,871
I'm just here temporarily.
303
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:22,959
[laughter]
304
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,569
I've heard that before.
305
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,919
I've said that before.
306
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,311
I'm only in my 50s.
307
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,446
You've lived hard.
I like that.
308
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,754
All right, everyone,
it's showtime.
309
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,320
Unwrap your hard candies now.
310
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:40,107
[candy wrappers crinkling]
311
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:43,763
[can opens]You want one?
312
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,287
No, I'll just have to take
a whiz halfway through it.
313
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,984
That's gonna happen anyway.
314
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,769
True.
315
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,122
Hey, why aren't you
at movie night?
316
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,820
Because everybody else is.
317
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,430
And that right there
318
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:02,520
is why you're my favorite
bitter old woman.
319
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,611
So you know,
I'm getting the hip surgery.
320
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:10,441
Norma, that is great.
What changed your mind?
321
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,617
Besides your constant nagging?
322
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,097
You're welcome.
323
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,839
Well, I was talking to Meredith,
324
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,623
and I realized how lucky I am.
325
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,843
I have a problem
that can be fixed.
326
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,149
This is the right decision,
327
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,020
and I'm-a be with you
every step of the way.
328
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,369
Thank you.
329
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,458
And if you want
to tell the doctor
330
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,809
he could do a little nip, tuck
while I'm under,
331
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,854
I'm not opposed.
332
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,857
Got it. I'll see you tomorrow.
333
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,946
So, Gina...
334
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,340
Is Drew a good kisser?
335
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,996
You take the safety bars
out of the showers,
336
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,954
this place is just
a high school.
337
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,391
Who told you?
338
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,741
Well, Drew told Harry,
Harry told Meredith,
339
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:52,396
she told Bette,
and Bette put it on her blog.
340
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,876
[groans]
341
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,878
So, how was the kiss?
342
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,446
I'm guessing
desperate but gentle.
343
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,842
Well, it...
344
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,713
it was a mistake...
345
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,584
I think?
346
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,412
Oh, I know
it was a mistake. Why?
347
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,763
Because of the mustache? I bet
you I can get him to shave.
348
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,330
No, it's not that.
349
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,377
Though, he certainly could lose
that dead caterpillar.
350
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,989
You just broke up
with Eli. So?
351
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,209
Honey, in the five years
I've known you,
352
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,907
you've never been single
for more than five minutes.
353
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,868
Well, I can't help it
if I'm in demand.
354
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,784
Gina, there've been so many
huge changes in your life.
355
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,221
Take a step back.
356
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,353
Hold off dating
for a while.
357
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,182
Figure out who you are,
what you want.
358
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,054
You mean be alone?
359
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,100
I don't know.
360
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,450
Think of it as
dating yourself.
361
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,713
Well...
362
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:52,065
at least I know
the sex will be good.
363
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,111
[glass shatters on screen]Could somebody turn it up?
364
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,417
Turn up your hearing aid.
365
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,940
I don't have
a hearing aid.
366
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:58,985
Then get one.
367
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,946
I hope this is the one where
he punches a shark in the face.
368
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,818
I hope it's the one
with Jill St. John.
369
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,951
You're a switch hitter.
370
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,953
I love it.
371
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,650
[gadgets whirring on screen]
372
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,305
Oh, a watch with a small
circular saw built in.
373
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,742
I wonder if that'll
come in handy.
374
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,135
[laughter]
375
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,441
Look, the kid's got jokes.
376
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,574
Kid? I like that.You want a beer?
377
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,663
I'm not supposed to drink
on my meds.
378
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,969
Join the club.
379
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,580
I guess we're bonding,
380
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,105
[British accent]:
James Bond-ing.
381
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,977
Give it back.
Aw.
382
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,937
[chuckles]Come on.
383
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,242
There you go.
384
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,244
You want to play bocce
with us tomorrow?
385
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,638
Uh, you'll have to teach me
the rules.
386
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,074
Oh, you just roll one ball
into another ball
387
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:48,643
whilst getting drunk.
Lesson over.
388
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,428
Psst. Did you know
that James Bond
389
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,691
was created
by Ian Fleming,
390
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,345
who also wrote
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
391
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,260
Yeah. You already
said that.
392
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,349
Oh. I-I-I thought
you didn't hear me.
393
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,004
You're-you're doing that
a lot lately.
394
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,875
Doing what?
395
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,661
Never mind.
396
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,142
[cars honking and
screeching on screen]
397
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,361
[gunfire on screen]
398
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,977
Where are you going?I-I-I'm-I'm tired.
399
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,158
[snoring softly]
400
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,813
What? Yeah,
I'm watching.
401
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,207
[snoring resumes]
402
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,180
[pen cap clatters]
403
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,991
♪
404
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,094
Hi.
405
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,182
Hi.
406
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,531
Thanks for letting me stop by.
407
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,794
I just need a minute.
408
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,361
Everything okay?
409
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,930
Well... [sighs] I'm not sure.
410
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,715
Tell me.
411
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,283
Okay. Um...
412
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,545
Here's the thing.
413
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,200
The other night,
when I kissed you... I know.
414
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,246
You told me it was
"compwetely inapwopwiate."
415
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,725
[both chuckle]
416
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,206
No.
417
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,340
No. That's not it.
418
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,300
It's just...
419
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,607
My whole life,I've...
420
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,826
I've never really
been alone.
421
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,176
Huh.
422
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,613
I was married for 12 years,
and I was alone a lot.
423
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,615
Please let me finish.
Sorry.
424
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,922
I just...
425
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,274
don't know how
to exist without...
426
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,146
having a man
in my life, and...
427
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,279
I really don't knowwho I am
428
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,586
without a man
in my life.
429
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:33,242
And you need some time
to figure that out?
430
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,114
Yeah.
431
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:39,118
Like a week, or...?[laughs]
432
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,251
We'll see.
[chuckles] Okay.
433
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,035
Well, for what
it's worth,
434
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,863
I think you're being
real smart about this.
435
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,343
Thanks.
436
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,302
Well, you're here.
437
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,608
You want to make out?
438
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,045
[laughs] Aw.
439
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,658
Thanks, but no.
440
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,617
Okay, good night.
441
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,576
Night.
442
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,378
[cell phone ringing]
443
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,079
Gina?
444
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:31,213
GINA [over phone]:
Hey, um, there was one more thing I wanted to ask.
445
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,388
Yeah?
446
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,869
Do you know a good dentist?
447
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,401
Ah.
All right, you're up, kid.
448
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,534
Oh.You see that?
449
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:51,320
That's youth.
Bends over, doesn't even grunt.
450
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,323
Somebody
does yoga, huh?
451
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,718
Well, for a big man,
I've always been quite flexible.
452
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:01,330
Big? Is that
"woke" for fat? Ooh.
453
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,592
Careful. I'll get you canceled.
454
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,507
Just throw the ball.All right.
455
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,770
SPENCER: Whoa.[Harry laughs]
456
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,686
All right.
That's my teammate right there.
457
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,210
Tomorrow,
you're on my side.
458
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,864
Oh, to heck with that,
I want him on my team.
459
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,780
He's mine until
I say otherwise.
460
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:20,349
Gentlemen, there's enough of me
to go around.
461
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,438
Yeah, 'cause you're "big."Ooh.
462
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,223
[laughs]
Watch it, boomer.
463
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,876
[all laughing]
464
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,096
The new guy
gets the balls.
465
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,793
[laughs]
466
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,839
Sure.
467
00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:36,439
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