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HAZAN
KOSHER MEATS
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-Ali, what the fuck!
-Bro, we're getting smashed back here.
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Sorry, but if you hadn't been late,
we'd have taken my Uber for a smooth ride.
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It's my father's fault!
He made me do a delivery across town.
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He knew about the meeting.
He sabotages me--
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Forget Dad, Joseph!
We'll be on time. Relax, okay?
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Can we rehearse one more time?
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It needs to be spontaneous.
You know what to say. Trust yourself.
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"Sweetch is three words..."
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Fuck, dude! You're hurting me.
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Jeez, come on.
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I'm not sure about the suit.
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Trust me. I make suits all year long.
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I swear you'll impress them.
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It's over the top, bro.
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Are you crazy?
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Why do you always give me the weird suit?
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-You're classy and I look like shit.
-Are you nuts? You've got style.
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It has pagoda shoulders, a notched lapel.
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-It's fitted to...
-Yeah, right. Shut up.
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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BÉNÉDICTE HAZAN
BORN ROZENBERG
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It's been tough.
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Since you left...
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The butcher shop...
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The children... It's complicated.
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It's complicated.
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Here.
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I'll put this here.
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If you could help me...
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Give me a sign, my love.
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Mr. CEO!
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-If you wouldn't mind, sir.
-Thanks, bro.
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-Looking good.
-Really?
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How do I look?
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-Like a mensch.
-An ugly one?
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-No, but lose the shoes, though.
-Crap.
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Okay.
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Last time I wear those pieces of shit.
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-Here.
-Thanks.
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It's my developer. Where are you?
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Seriously?
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-Seriously?
-I'm here.
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I jeopardize my license
and you dress him like that?
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Look at him, it's even worse
than his bar mitzvah suit.
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What do you know about fashion?
Uber driver.
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That dick is ditching me.
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-Are you kidding?
-No.
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Fabiano says he won't come, he says...
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After six months,
he ditches at the last minute.
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Whatever, we don't give a fuck.
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We do give a fuck, he's the tech guy.
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I can't go in without him, forget it.
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We're getting into the technical part.
I don't want to bore you--
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Excuse me,
but that part is essential to us.
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We'd like to hear from your developer.
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Right. Hello, everyone.
Mark Zuckerberg, nice to meet you.
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Excuse me?
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Nice to meet you.
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-Mark who?
-Yeah, right.
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Mark Zuckernberg.
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People get us mixed up,
but we're acquainted--
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Okay, right, stop it.
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I concocted the app in...
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JavaScript.
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Right, I concocted the app in JavaScript
for maximum fluidity--
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In JavaScript?
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Not in Python?
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But Python is today's standard.
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Well, I'm going to be honest.
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I don't like snakes.
They scare the shit out of me.
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I skipped a ton of vacations
because I was afraid of snakes.
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Stop it.
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Let's get to the point.
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I am very proud to present you
this little miracle:
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Sweetch.
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Sweetch will help you
convince your correspondent
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that you have no signal.
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A kind of "tunnel effect" if you will,
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available on your phone at any time.
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Not too shabby, huh?
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Okay, here's a simulation.
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"Hey, baby. Am I going to see you tonight?
I need to know.
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You can't leave me hanging like that.
You are a pain in the ass, you scumbag."
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"Sorry, honey, I'm a little tied up.
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Hold on, I'm about to enter a tunnel."
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The word "tunnel" will activate
the Sweetch application,
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and here's what the person will hear.
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Uh... Listen, honey... I think...
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...something like that...
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I really suck at this,
but the app is awesome.
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Thank you, sir.
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-No.
-No, Mr. Hazan, thank you.
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Thank you, Mr. Hazan.
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We got the idea.
Unfortunately, we're going to pass.
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There you go.
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All right, all right, I'll pay.
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...my dad. Give me what you owe me
by the end of the week.
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-Your dad's been my supplier for 30 years.
-Or we call it quits.
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-Hi, Waldman.
-Hi.
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Do you know what time it is?
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Where were you?
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Your sister shouldn't unload
the truck alone.
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I'm stuck with my arthritis.
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I don't mind, Dad.
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Well, I do, honey.
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You know where I was, Dad.
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-I had a meeting.
-Really?
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Hence the HVAC salesman outfit, right?
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Put on your protective shoes
when you're here.
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He just came in, come on!
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How did it go?
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A disaster.
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Hey, Bubbeleh.
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How did it go?
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Why are you even asking?
Can't you see his face?
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Of course,
he failed with his "tunnel" app.
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When you don't want to talk, you hang up.
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Did I ask you anything?
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No, so, mind your own sausages.
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How many times does he have to fail?
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He has an amazing trade.
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Why persist with this bullshit?
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Can't you lay off him?
Don't you see he's upset?
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He's been upset for 35 years.
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I'm yelling to snap him out of it.
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You realize it's not working?
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I hope you'll find me a smarter cookie,
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because your brother...
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This meeting being exactly one year
after my mother's death
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seemed like a sign.
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I thought planets were aligned,
it was going to work.
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I would move on from the shop.
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-Baby.
-No. I'm okay.
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Don't worry.
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Fuck! Fuck!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I'm really sorry.
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I thought that Uber was your brother,
with his curls.
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-You sit down now!
-Sorry.
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-Sit.
-Sorry.
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I have a hearing and I stink.
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It's horrible.
I'm sorry, sir, it's everywhere.
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Stop it!
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Sit down. We are telling my family. Now!
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Yes, we are telling them everything.
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I'll talk to Ali.
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It's been a year. What's the holdup?
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It's complicated,
you're his little sister.
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When we met, you were yea big.
I made you jump on my lap. Now--
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Now you fuck me.
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-Come on, I didn't mean that.
-What?
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-Own it.
-Yes.
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But the point is, I love you.
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That's what I meant.
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And I can't stop telling
gross stories to your brother.
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Why gross?
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It's just...
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I tell him gross stories about the chicks
I'm supposed to screw.
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Like what?
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Last time I said...
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I found...
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tomato skin on the condom.
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-You're gross. Why do you do that?
-No idea.
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I don't know why.
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It's even more complicated
to tell him I'm dating his little sister
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because he can't unsee that stuff now.
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You'd rather pass for a disgusting slob
than fess up?
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-Yes.
-Yes?
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Yes.
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No, I--
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-I can tell him, no problem.
-No.
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I should tell him, he's my bro.
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Well, your brother. Fuck, my buddy.
You see how complicated it is.
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And then there's your parents.
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And since your other brother is in jail--
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I haven't talked to him in three years.
Start by telling Ali.
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Babe, if you don't mind,
I finished my noodles, I'll take one.
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Here. This one's beautiful.
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Dipped in a little sauce...
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-Delicious.
-Yeah?
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My love.
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With all the sneakers
I'll bring to Japan, I calculate
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if you sell all the pairs
at the market price
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it's worth almost €40,000.
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It's going to be great for the store.
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And tell me,
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how much do you think...
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this pair is worth?
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A lot.
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This one is priceless.
I can't wait to be with you.
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I'm fed up with my family.
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I feel like I'm carrying everybody
on my shoulders.
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How are things going with your Dad?
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He pretends he doesn't understand
I'm gonna leave, but...
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you know, it's gonna be okay. I'm sure.
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You will love Tokyo.
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I love you. I miss you.
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-I have to go, I'll call you later?
-Okay.
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-Kisses.
-Kisses.
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Aïda will never end up with a guy like me.
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Don't be silly.
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Nobody frets over mixed couples anymore.
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That's not the issue, Grandma.
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She's amazing, she succeeds
in everything she does, and I...
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And I fail in everything I do.
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Because the deal is sealed,
I'll be a butcher.
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Be patient, Bubbeleh. Your time will come.
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You see this one?
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The name's Georges.
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Yeah.
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That moron was growing downward.
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I tried everything, nothing worked.
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Then one day, all of a sudden,
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it just clicked,
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he started growing up.
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One day you'll be the greatest.
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Like Georges.
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I'm looking forward
to being the greatest bonsai.
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Sorry we have to do this now.
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It's not the best time.
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But I'm leaving, so...
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Well...
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Don't "well" me. I'm leaving, that's it.
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Let's start with the books.
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Our balance sheet is a disaster.
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MEDICATION
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Cut it out, Dad.
The doctor said you aren't sick.
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Dad.
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Your mother supposedly wasn't sick either.
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She never took a pill.
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You saw where it got her.
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As I was saying...
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this year has been disastrous,
it's never been worse.
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It will blow over,
it's just a rough patch.
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No, that's not it.
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Really, Ms. Know-It-All?
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Dad, wake up.
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Since Mom is gone, it's a disaster.
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We are 100 % over budget.
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Our assets will be seized in no time.
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"Seized"? Don't exaggerate.
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I suppose you read the balance sheet?
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-Skimmed it. A little.
-Yeah.
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At this rate, in six months,
the shop won't be worth a dime.
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Losing the shop
means losing the apartment.
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-Where will we live?
-What are you talking about?
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How can this gem
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located in the Marais
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be worthless overnight?
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Can you explain?
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Yes.
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You will sell your lease--
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No!
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I'm not selling the butcher shop. Never.
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All right?
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It's your decision, Dad.
I'm leaving next week anyway.
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Leave, then. Don't worry about a thing.
259
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,626
You're not the only one with solutions.
260
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:23,963
I thought about this, too.
261
00:12:24,046 --> 00:12:24,876
Yeah.
262
00:12:26,671 --> 00:12:29,591
I'll sell the country house for cash.
263
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:30,711
-Dad.
-Yes.
264
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:34,456
Cash flow is not the issue,
it's the management.
265
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,456
She knows it all indeed.
"It's the management."
266
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:39,758
And I have a lawyer
267
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,798
who gave me papers to sign.
268
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,090
The shop...
269
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,085
is yours.
270
00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:49,671
You just need to sign.
271
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,915
What? It's all mine now?
272
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:58,545
From now on, you are the boss
273
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,046
of Hazan Meats.
274
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,590
You don't look so happy.
275
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,761
Of course I'm happy.
276
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,591
But I need to do some thinking.
277
00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:12,711
About what?
278
00:13:13,838 --> 00:13:17,918
About your tunnel app? Whatever that is?
279
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,665
Think about what, Joseph?
280
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,298
You're right.
281
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:32,341
Okay, guys. I want to make a toast.
282
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,711
Let's raise our glasses
to Aure's departure for Tokyo.
283
00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,456
-Cheers.
-Yes.
284
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:39,713
-And to Joe, the butcher.
-Give me a break.
285
00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:41,713
To inherit a business is my dream.
286
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:43,876
You can have it, bro.
287
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,923
Be a butcher and live the dream.
288
00:13:46,005 --> 00:13:48,125
We're about to file for bankruptcy.
289
00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:49,803
I'll only buy your meats.
290
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,340
Thanks, that's nice of you.
291
00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:53,376
Look at these babes.
292
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:54,585
Look. Look.
293
00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:56,758
Come with me, please.
294
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,298
Be my wingman, come on.
295
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,170
Say nice things about me.
296
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,625
I'm really not in the mood for that.
297
00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:04,006
What are you in the mood for?
298
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:06,458
The girl you met last week?
299
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,550
No, I'm over her.
300
00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:11,211
Why?
301
00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:14,546
Last time, we fucked a little and...
302
00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,756
Her dog came in, he started to...
303
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,508
smell my ass a bit.
304
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,548
Yes, dude, he licked my balls.
305
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:22,800
Oh, dude.
306
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,170
I see she's turned on,
so, I let it happen.
307
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,955
And I get turned on, too.
308
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,166
A doggie tongue in your pooper feels nice.
309
00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:31,875
-What a freak! You liked it?
-Yeah.
310
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:35,625
I'm not into bestiality though,
so, I dumped her the next day.
311
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,796
You always get into freaky shit.
312
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,340
Yeah, I don't know why.
313
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,213
Olive, you're on.
314
00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:43,878
-Me?
-Yeah.
315
00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:46,843
-Come on.
-Are you going to bring up Mélanie?
316
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:50,631
Not fair. She's the mother of my son,
of course I bring her up sometimes.
317
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:53,173
Four years and you're still miserable.
318
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:55,875
-I'm not miserable.
-Yes, you are.
319
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,303
-Yeah, whatever.
-You are.
320
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,550
I don't need help to tap that, you'll see.
321
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,381
You should tell him about Aïda.
322
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:09,093
Not now, not after that pooper story.
323
00:15:09,171 --> 00:15:11,301
He won't kick you when you're down.
324
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,630
-No. Get off my back.
-Do it, dude.
325
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:17,093
I'll tell him, but not now. Thank you.
326
00:15:17,171 --> 00:15:18,841
Mission accomplished.
327
00:15:18,921 --> 00:15:20,671
Got the number.
328
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,005
No way, dude!
329
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,045
Not!
330
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,800
I left my country
331
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:34,258
I left my house
332
00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:46,093
And I left my blue sky
333
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:50,513
I left my house
334
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:54,800
My family, my sad life
335
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,051
Facing the horizon
336
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:01,166
Oh, Gérard!
337
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:02,875
Be nice.
338
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,343
I'm old, but not deaf.
339
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,131
Quit slaughtering my ears.
I'm trying to sleep!
340
00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:11,045
That mother-in-law.
341
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,588
Always breaking my balls.
342
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:16,261
All right. I'm done.
343
00:16:17,921 --> 00:16:20,881
-Tons of guys are worse than you.
-Awesome.
344
00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:22,341
-Really.
-I'm a loser.
345
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:26,171
I told you already.
Don't say that about yourself.
346
00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:28,915
Isn't that Clémentine Cendron?
With the hat.
347
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,625
-She's a pain in the ass.
-Cute.
348
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,713
-Turn around. She's scary.
-She's not bad.
349
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:33,956
Really?
350
00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,296
She always speaks an inch away
from your face.
351
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,210
But she's hot.
352
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,336
-Her breath stinks.
-Maybe she's changed.
353
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,011
-Hey, guys!
-Motherfucker!
354
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:43,378
-Okay.
-It's been a while.
355
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,763
-Yeah, it's been a while.
-Yeah.
356
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,918
-How are you?
-Good.
357
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,255
What's up?
358
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:50,628
I was an influencer
in the States for ten years.
359
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:51,593
Great.
360
00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:52,881
-Okay.
-What about you?
361
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,840
I'm a butcher.
362
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:56,841
Butcher!
363
00:16:58,046 --> 00:16:59,296
What about you, "Oliver"?
364
00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:02,303
I'm in fashion.
365
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,210
No way! That's awesome.
Let's follow each other on Insta.
366
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:06,956
-I'm not on it.
-What?
367
00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,006
Everybody's on it. I don't get it.
368
00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:12,338
We're more into confidential stuff.
369
00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:14,553
Underground style.
370
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,590
So, you're smoking weed, just like that?
371
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,711
California style.
372
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,456
-The States.
-I'm not worried.
373
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:25,091
My dad is going to become
the Minister of Health and legalize it.
374
00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:28,881
In three months,
tons of coffee shops will open in Paris.
375
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,295
They are going to pop all over.
It will be a huge business.
376
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,960
I'm a consultant for my dad.
377
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:35,586
-But shush--
-Clem!
378
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:37,875
Coming! Gotta go.
379
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:41,593
Bye-bye, babes. Find me on Insta.
380
00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:43,211
My handle is @clemcendron.
381
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,511
Your name.
382
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:45,628
Right.
383
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,710
Simple.
384
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:52,010
You think
this legalization business is for real?
385
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,418
What are you talking about?
Can't you see she's batshit crazy?
386
00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:57,705
Did you see her teeth? She's an alcoholic.
387
00:17:57,796 --> 00:18:00,876
-Her teeth are brown.
-I believed her.
388
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,010
-She's insane.
-All right.
389
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:06,168
Why would you listen to her? You freak.
390
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,006
-It's gonna start again soon.
-I know. What's he doing?
391
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,795
-What's his name again?
-Limoge.
392
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,513
Mr. Limoge?
393
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:21,878
This barn is beautiful indeed.
394
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:26,593
A bit cluttered, but beautiful.
Can I see the kitchen again?
395
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,763
That won't work, I have to open my shop.
396
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,508
Just five minutes.
397
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:36,168
No, I'm sorry. Come back next week.
Before 9:00 a.m. or during lunch break.
398
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,375
Well, I'm here now.
399
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:39,383
Oh, darn.
400
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,713
Hunting season started already?
401
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:42,626
-No.
-Yes.
402
00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:43,803
-No?
-Well, no.
403
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,710
Yes, but discreetly.
404
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,421
-Discreetly? Not really.
-Yes.
405
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,455
-It's quite noisy.
-No.
406
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,376
It's...
407
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:54,458
Shit.
408
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:58,051
Okay, I get it.
409
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,255
What?
410
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,338
-During lunch break, huh?
-No.
411
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,260
You think I'm a sucker.
412
00:19:03,338 --> 00:19:05,088
-No.
-You crook.
413
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:08,171
-Mr. Limoge, wait.
-The nerve.
414
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:13,456
Fucking clay pigeon shooting.
415
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,548
Minister of the Interior: Lancret.
416
00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:21,295
We can switch from kosher to halal.
417
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,550
You can also do half-kosher half-halal.
418
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:25,048
It could be huge.
419
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,960
Could also be a shitty idea.
420
00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,546
I don't know
what to do with that butchery.
421
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:31,550
Fuck.
422
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,510
Lassaire: Minister of Transportation.
423
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,050
He hates us Ubers.
424
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,090
I can always sublet the place.
425
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:38,341
Rochain: Agriculture.
426
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:40,301
You're not going to list them all.
427
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,170
-Evaux for Ecology.
-We don't care.
428
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:43,295
Cendron for Health.
429
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,630
-Fuck.
-What?
430
00:19:44,713 --> 00:19:45,843
-Who?
-You said what?
431
00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,211
Rochain: Agriculture.
432
00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:49,256
-We don't care.
-No, the Health dude.
433
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,588
Cendron: Minister of Health.
434
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:52,881
-Let me see.
-Here.
435
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,128
-Is it Cendron?
-Is it?
436
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,506
The Cendron?
437
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,420
Is it?
438
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,755
That crazy broad spoke the truth?
439
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:03,798
They're legalizing.
440
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,915
-We have the info.
-It means yes?
441
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,505
-Some crazy shit.
-I didn't know.
442
00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:10,958
What's going on?
Do you guys care to explain?
443
00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:12,376
Joe?
444
00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,423
-I never would have believed it.
-Weed will be legalized.
445
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,755
Of course it will. One day.
446
00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:20,208
-So?
-You don't get it. Not one day.
447
00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:24,916
This guy, Cendron, the Minister of Health,
is legalizing that shit.
448
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:26,796
By cornering the market...
449
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,300
-That's a shitload of money.
-...now.
450
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,510
Totally huge.
451
00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:33,378
Is that your genius idea?
Becoming a drug dealer?
452
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,303
Not a dealer.
453
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,460
Well, it's going to be legal.
454
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:39,756
Fuck. I got the idea for the shop, bro.
Are you guys ready?
455
00:20:41,421 --> 00:20:42,551
Hazan Meats...
456
00:20:43,213 --> 00:20:44,133
becomes...
457
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:47,463
Hazan Weeds.
458
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,420
I reckon it's brilliant.
459
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:52,295
Are you insane?
You think Dad will let you do that?
460
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,630
-What are you talking about?
-Dad is out of the picture.
461
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,633
The shop is mine.
Once I sign this, it's mine.
462
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:00,963
He won't have a say.
463
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,335
Are we in or not?
464
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,760
The four of us, are we in?
465
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:08,838
-I'm all over it, bro.
-There, we got one.
466
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:11,421
-I'm with you.
-Dude. Aure?
467
00:21:11,963 --> 00:21:16,633
No, I'm going to Japan.
Obviously, I'm not in.
468
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,505
Forget it, she doesn't get it.
469
00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:22,508
Hey, bro. You're a genius, are you in?
470
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:25,343
-No.
-What's that?
471
00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:29,455
No way, being the Arab of the gang,
I'll be the first to go down.
472
00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:31,546
My brother is in jail for that, too.
473
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,510
I have a record, but I'm all over it.
474
00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:35,548
But you're all over moronic ideas.
475
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:39,050
I'm talking
about a state-regulated business.
476
00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:43,545
Shit.
477
00:21:44,755 --> 00:21:47,955
I'm so disappointed.
I wanted to do it as a family.
478
00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:50,958
I'm here, bro.
479
00:21:51,546 --> 00:21:52,546
Of course.
480
00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:54,173
Thank God.
481
00:21:56,796 --> 00:21:57,626
Gérard.
482
00:21:58,005 --> 00:21:59,295
Excuse me.
483
00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:01,841
I learned the kaddish,
and if you and Joe don't mind,
484
00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:03,843
I'd like to recite it this time.
485
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:07,378
No, thanks.
I'd rather keep it within the family.
486
00:22:08,338 --> 00:22:11,588
Well, since Béné
was like a mother to me...
487
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:15,671
No. That's nice of you,
but I asked Gilbert.
488
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,418
Amen.
489
00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:37,838
Amen.
490
00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:52,553
Amen.
491
00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:57,546
You'll come visit me in Tokyo?
492
00:22:57,838 --> 00:23:00,378
Yeah, as soon as I'm free. I promise.
493
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,050
That means never, then.
494
00:23:04,463 --> 00:23:06,383
Are you telling them about her?
495
00:23:08,171 --> 00:23:11,381
I'm leaving in five days. There's no time.
496
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,050
At least I won't have to hide there.
497
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,046
Unlike you and Joseph.
498
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:21,550
Nope. We're telling everyone this week.
499
00:23:22,005 --> 00:23:23,205
-Seriously?
-Yes.
500
00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:25,798
Wow. Sweet.
501
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,128
Your dad could have let me do it.
502
00:23:28,463 --> 00:23:31,513
Gilbert ruined it with his pronunciation.
503
00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:34,258
I wanted to throw the book in his face.
A disgrace.
504
00:23:35,838 --> 00:23:38,588
That's my dad.
He never would have let you do it.
505
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:42,085
He'll lose it when you tell him
about the shop.
506
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,625
-I'm not telling him yet.
-Really?
507
00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:47,763
No. I gave him the papers earlier.
508
00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:50,208
After the attorney,
when it's officially mine,
509
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:54,423
I'll tell him tactfully.
510
00:23:54,505 --> 00:23:55,585
-Tactfully.
-Yeah.
511
00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,258
Tactful, that's what he'll be about it.
512
00:23:58,338 --> 00:23:59,378
-Mr. Hazan?
-Yes.
513
00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:02,208
Can I see you for a second?
514
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,380
Go ahead. I'll catch up with you.
515
00:24:05,963 --> 00:24:07,763
-Hello.
-Hello.
516
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:11,051
Sorry to bother you today, but--
517
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,340
Please, go ahead.
518
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,463
Your mother's plot hasn't been paid for.
519
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,708
How come? That's impossible.
520
00:24:19,671 --> 00:24:21,341
My father must have...
521
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:24,335
I can never get a hold of him,
he always slips away.
522
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,168
He just never paid the lease.
523
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,010
So...
524
00:24:30,421 --> 00:24:32,261
I'm sorry, but...
525
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:34,008
if I'm not paid by the evening...
526
00:24:35,213 --> 00:24:39,713
I'll have to move your mother
to the paupers' area.
527
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:42,091
The what area?
528
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:44,046
-Paupers.
-What's that?
529
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,455
Well, that's the common grave.
530
00:24:53,505 --> 00:24:55,505
You won't do anything, okay?
531
00:24:55,588 --> 00:24:58,668
You leave my mother where she is.
I'll handle it.
532
00:25:11,713 --> 00:25:14,133
-Why did you do that to me?
-What?
533
00:25:14,505 --> 00:25:15,455
The plot.
534
00:25:15,546 --> 00:25:18,376
Shit. He told you?
I told him to keep quiet.
535
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:22,383
Do you realize I had to pay
so he wouldn't have her exhumed?
536
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:23,763
-Come on.
-Exhumed!
537
00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:25,708
I'll pay so I won't owe anything.
538
00:25:25,796 --> 00:25:28,296
Are you stupid?
I don't give a fuck about money.
539
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,630
-That's how you talk to your father?
-Yes, you're a fucking moron.
540
00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:33,673
-Don't say that.
-You're fucking up.
541
00:25:33,755 --> 00:25:36,205
You're sinking the shop,
skipping the plot payments.
542
00:25:36,296 --> 00:25:37,336
Are you kidding me?
543
00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:40,091
Keep it down. I've got it under control.
544
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:43,131
What? You've got nothing under control.
545
00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:44,053
Tell me.
546
00:25:44,755 --> 00:25:45,665
Come here.
547
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,963
Did you come here to lecture me?
548
00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,206
Is that it? You worthless brat.
549
00:25:52,296 --> 00:25:53,706
-Brat?
-Yes, you're a brat.
550
00:25:53,796 --> 00:25:56,836
I'd like that. How am I spoiled?
With the fucking butchery?
551
00:25:56,921 --> 00:25:58,051
Shut your mouth!
552
00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:06,303
You don't want to be a butcher? Look.
553
00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,838
Here. You won't be.
554
00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:13,593
Stupid brat.
555
00:27:24,463 --> 00:27:26,963
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