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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,282 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,452 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 3 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:17,947 [GARGLING] 4 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,472 YES, MOM. 5 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:24,214 YEAH, NO, I'M GOING TO WEAR THE SHOES. 6 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:25,955 NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T WEAR THOSE. 7 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:28,088 I WORE THOSE ON BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY. 8 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,576 YES, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 9 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,630 ♪ ♪ 10 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,556 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR! 11 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,698 OOH, EXCUSE ME. 12 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,309 ARE YOU DONE WITH THE CROSSWORD? 13 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,485 THANK YOU. 14 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,190 HEY, WINDOW-WASHER. 15 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,279 HEY, WINDOW-DRESSER! 16 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,759 WELL, ASSISTANT WINDOW DRESSER, 17 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:31,977 BUT THANKS FOR THE UPGRADE. 18 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,849 "NINE-LETTER WORD FOR SPANISH MOSS." 19 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,111 MISTLETOE. 20 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,157 OF COURSE. 21 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,463 I'M STUCK ON 13 DOWN. 22 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,248 YEAH... 23 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,249 I'M THINKING "CHAPLIN." 24 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,642 THAT WOULD WORK. 25 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,296 YOU SEEING THE BOSS 26 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,863 DRESSED LIKE THAT? 27 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,343 'TIS THE SEASON. 28 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,605 BESIDES, UNLIKE YOU, 29 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,345 THEY DIDN'T HIRE ME FOR MY LOOKS. 30 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,173 I'M A LOOKER. [CHUCKLES] 31 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,739 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 32 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,004 OKAY, LATTE, EXTRA FOAM. 33 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,224 AH, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 34 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,791 YEAH. 35 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,184 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 36 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,186 I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE OVER THE FRONT WINDOWS. 37 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,188 YOU DO THAT, AND I'LL BE HERE TO WASH THEM FOR YOU. 38 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,319 THANKS, MAC. 39 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,278 GOOD LUCK. 40 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,104 [CHUCKLES] THANKS. 41 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,587 [SIGHING NERVOUSLY] 42 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,241 GOOD MORNING, MR. FITCH, HOW ARE YOU? 43 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,460 CUT THE SMALL TALK, SLOAN. 44 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:22,071 WORK TO DO. 45 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,116 [SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION] 46 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,036 HEY... 47 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,516 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 48 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,083 WELL, LET ME SEE. 49 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,389 OH, RIGHT, I WORK HERE. 50 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,565 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR THE WINDOW JOB. 51 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,568 THE POSITION HASN'T BEEN FILLED YET, HAS IT? 52 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,483 [CHUCKLES] DON'T WORRY, 53 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,658 I'M SURE YOU'LL GET IT. 54 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,487 OH, I AM NOT WORRIED. 55 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:47,705 CANDY CANE? 56 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,273 NO, THANK YOU. 57 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,405 I HAD CANDY CANES FOR BREAKFAST. 58 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,102 OH, YUM. 59 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,150 OKAY, NOT THAT IT'S GOING TO HELP, 60 00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:01,197 BUT, UH, THAT SWEATER YOU'RE WEARING... 61 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,459 IS AWESOME. RIGHT? 62 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:03,460 BOUGHT IT ON 34TH STREET. 63 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,070 YEAH. 64 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,334 UM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING CLOTHES FROM McGUIRE'S. 65 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,423 YOU KNOW, SO, YOU MAY WANT TO... 66 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,425 TAKE THAT OFF. 67 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,557 OH, I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 68 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,298 I'M FLATTERED, HONESTLY, 69 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,082 BUT I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD KEEP THIS RELATIONSHIP 70 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,127 STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. 71 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,911 [LAUGHS] 72 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,044 THIS MAY BE A JOKE TO YOU, 73 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:24,568 BUT THIS IS NOT A JOKE TO ME. 74 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:28,659 THIS JOB IS ABOUT PROJECTING AN IMAGE, OKAY? 75 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,009 IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY. 76 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,315 WE'RE NOT DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS. 77 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,012 WE'RE WINDOW DRESSERS. 78 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,405 MM-MM, MM-MM. 79 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,668 WE ARE VISUAL MERCHANDISERS. 80 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,976 ISN'T THAT KIND OF LIKE CALLING THE TRASH GUY 81 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,020 A "GARBOLOGIST"? 82 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,413 NO. 83 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,762 [CLEARS THROAT] GOOD MORNING. 84 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,503 HOW ARE YOU? OKAY. 85 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,462 NOW, I'M SURE YOU'VE BOTH HEARD, 86 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,941 THAT OUR LOYAL MISS JEFFERS, 87 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,334 OUR HEAD DESIGNER FOR TWO DECADES, 88 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,640 STABBED US IN THE BACK 89 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,032 AND WENT TO GO WORK FOR OUR COMPETITORS, 90 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,121 TAKING HER PEOPLE AND HER SKETCHES, 91 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,775 AND LEAVING ME WITH EMPTY WINDOWS 92 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:58,950 AND LOW HANGING FRUIT, 93 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,344 A.K.A., YOU TWO. 94 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,303 SO, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. 95 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,043 [SIGHS] 96 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,436 SO, OBVIOUSLY, 97 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,742 IT'S FAR TOO LATE TO FIND ANY SUITABLE REPLACEMENTS. 98 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,265 [STAMMERING] I WOULD ACTUALLY... 99 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,137 I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO STEP IN FOR MISS JEFFERS. 100 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,400 OH. OH... 101 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,445 WELL, THERE YOU GO, PROBLEM SOLVED, RIGHT? 102 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:19,362 NO, I REALIZE THAT I DON'T HAVE HER EXPERIENCE, PER SE. 103 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,321 NO. 104 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,974 BUT THREE OF THE WINDOW IDEAS 105 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,454 THAT WERE IMPLEMENTED OVER THE SUMMER, 106 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,413 THEY WERE MINE. 107 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,066 PARTIALLY MINE. 108 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,069 I GRADUATED FROM PARSONS WITH HONORS. 109 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:33,681 CARRY ON, SORRY. 110 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,596 OH. THANK YOU. 111 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,597 AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING AT McGUIRE'S 112 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,120 FOR TWO YEARS NOW. 113 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,556 FOR TWO YEARS. 114 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,166 MY GOSH, THAT'S PRACTICALLY A LIFETIME, TWO YEARS. 115 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,820 I'VE BEEN HERE TWO MONTHS, AND IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME. 116 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,518 IT CERTAINLY DOES, JAKE. 117 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,346 IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME, YEAH. 118 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,347 [SIGHS WEARILY] 119 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,350 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN, 120 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,134 CHRISTMAS IS IN 28 DAYS. 121 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,179 THAT'S TWO NEW WINDOWS EVERY WEEK 122 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,660 UNTIL THE JOLLY FAT GUY IN THE SUIT SHOWS UP, RIGHT? 123 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,792 SANTA! [OTHERS BLUSTERING TO ANSWER] 124 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:58,749 SANTA CLAUS, THANK YOU. 125 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,838 I WAS GONNA SAY "SANTA". 126 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,972 I KNOW WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME REMODELING HERE, 127 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,930 BUT McGUIRE'S HAS 95 YEARS OF TRADITION WE HAVE TO UPHOLD, 128 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,323 AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET 129 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,107 SOME BLACK-HEARTED TURNCOAT BRING US DOWN. 130 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:09,934 NO. 131 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,414 NO, BECAUSE OUR WINDOWS? 132 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,937 OUR WINDOWS ARE GOING TO GRAB PEOPLE OFF THE STREET, 133 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,199 AND TAKE THEIR BREATH AWAY... 134 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,766 SHOOP! BREATH RIGHT OUT OF THEM, 135 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,377 RUNNING INTO THE STORE WITH THEIR CREDIT CARDS. 136 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,682 "RIGHT, GET OUT OF MY WAY!" 137 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,858 RUNNING IN, BUYING THINGS. 138 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,469 LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 139 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,645 IF THE IMPOSSIBLE WERE TO HAPPEN, 140 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,429 AND ONE OF YOU TWO WERE TO IMPRESS ME, 141 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:30,128 YOU MIGHT JUST FIND YOURSELVES THE NEXT MISS JEFFERS. 142 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,783 GOD HELP US! 143 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,655 THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. 144 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,397 UM, I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU. 145 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,615 GOOD. 146 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,965 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, MIGHT. 147 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,620 NO DOUBT YOU WILL, NO DOUBT YOU WILL. 148 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,100 PRESSURE'S ON, PRESSURE COOKER'S ON. 149 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,971 PRESSURE'S ON! 150 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,277 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S DO THIS. 151 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:53,413 WELL, HE'S FUN. 152 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,284 ♪ ♪ 153 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,730 NICE LEGS. 154 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,341 OR SHOULD I SAY "LEG." 155 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,821 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 156 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,173 SLOAN VAN DOREN. 157 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:19,047 MOM, I TOLD YOU THAT I CAN'T... 158 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,093 NO, YOU CAN'T CALL ME ON MY CELL HERE. 159 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,312 I DON'T GET ANY RECEPTION. 160 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,313 I... 161 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,923 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 162 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,404 IF IT'S NOT ONE THING, IT'S YOUR MOTHER, HUH? 163 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,101 [CHUCKLES] 164 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:31,712 SO, UH, THREE NAMES OR FOUR? 165 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:32,713 WHAT? 166 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:33,714 NO, LET ME GUESS, LET ME GUESS. 167 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:38,109 UM... MRS. BITSY HANOVER... 168 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,371 VAN DOREN JONES. 169 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,939 SHE'S IN THE GARDEN CLUB... 170 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,811 OH, AND ON THE BOARD OF SEVERAL CHARITIES. 171 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:47,162 WOW, YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC. 172 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,425 I AM. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I SEE? 173 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,295 WHAT? 174 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,209 [SNAPS FINGERS] 175 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,863 ME AS THE FUTURE MISS JEFFERS. 176 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:57,912 AND 95 YEARS OF McGUIRE'S COMES TO A SCREECHING HALT. 177 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,871 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO WINDOWS. 178 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,525 WE COULD TEAM UP, POOL OUR IDEAS. 179 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,874 YEAH. 180 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,442 YEAH, OR, UM, 181 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,444 I COULD GET BOTH WINDOWS, 182 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,968 AND THEN YOU COULD GO BACK TO DOING THE SOCK DISPLAY 183 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,448 ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 184 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,581 OR I COULD GET BOTH WINDOWS, 185 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,973 AND YOU COULD GO BACK TO READING 186 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,758 "HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE." 187 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,298 ♪ ♪ 188 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:50,138 [JAKE]: AH, LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND SHAMELESS. 189 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,054 KENNY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 190 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,272 IT'S KENNETH, ACTUALLY, 191 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,318 AND NO OFFENSE, BUT I DON'T SHAKE HANDS. 192 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,667 MM, TENNIS ELBOW? 193 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:58,668 NO. GERMS. 194 00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,843 YES, IT'S FLU SEASON, 195 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,279 AND KENNETH CAN'T AFFORD TO GET SICK. 196 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,020 OH, ARE YOU SAYING I MAKE PEOPLE SICK? 197 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,066 AT LEAST ONE, YEAH. 198 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,502 OUCH. 199 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,766 THANK YOU. 200 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,899 OKAY, YOU TWO. 201 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,075 WHOA! 202 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,644 [KNOCKS BRISKLY] 203 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,560 YOU DIDN'T DROP A DIME, DID YOU, KENNY? 204 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,517 NO. 205 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,692 LOSERS, WEEPERS. 206 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,651 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW? 207 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,391 YAY. 208 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,392 LET'S GO. 209 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:28,306 I LIKE THIS GUY. 210 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,921 ♪ OH, DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ♪ 211 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:37,098 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 212 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:40,014 ♪ OVER THE FIELDS WE GO... ♪ 213 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,407 FLANDERS AND MISSY WANT TO MEET UP LATER. 214 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,409 OH, UM, I CAN'T. 215 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,673 I REALLY NEED TO GET HOME AND START SKETCHING. 216 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,413 - IT'S EARLY. - I KNOW. 217 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,285 I'M... I'M SORRY. 218 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,940 OKAY, SO, UM, 219 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,855 TO CLARIFY, 220 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,421 IF YOU GET THIS, 221 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,249 YOU'LL BE WORKING OVER THE HOLIDAYS? 222 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,122 WELL... YES. 223 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,298 SO, WHAT ABOUT ASPEN? 224 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:05,692 YEAH. 225 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,823 WE COULD... 226 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,390 WE COULD GO IN JANUARY... 227 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,347 AFTER NEW YEAR'S? 228 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,653 [LAUGHS] 229 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,829 EVERYONE WILL BE GONE BY THEN. 230 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,658 SO, WHAT, IT'S LIKE POMPEII? 231 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,660 THE ENTIRE TOWN VANISHES? 232 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,661 YEAH. 233 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,228 I MEAN, EVERYONE THAT MATTERS. 234 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,012 OH. 235 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,492 COME ON, NOBODY GIVES UP SKIING IN ASPEN 236 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,625 TO PUT UP BALLOONS IN SOME WINDOWS, SLOAN, NOBODY. 237 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,931 IT'S NOT JUST SOME WINDOW. 238 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,630 IT'S... IT'S MY CHANCE. 239 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,762 YOU KNOW, I COULD BE HEAD WINDOW DESIGNER 240 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,285 AT McGUIRE'S. 241 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,594 ANYWAY, 242 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,291 I PROBABLY WON'T GET IT. 243 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,293 I MEAN, THEY'LL MOST LIKELY GIVE IT TO JAKE. 244 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,860 NO, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT. 245 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,821 I'LL HAVE MY DAD CALL OLD MAN McGUIRE 246 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:48,909 WHO BELONGS TO OUR CLUB. 247 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:49,823 YOU'LL GET IT. 248 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:50,954 WHAT? NO. 249 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,521 NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 250 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,870 SLOAN, THIS IS HOW THINGS HAPPEN. 251 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,567 PEOPLE CALL IN FAVORS ALL THE TIME. 252 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,744 BUT, SEE, I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A FAVOR. 253 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,484 I NEED TO GET THIS ON MY OWN. 254 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:02,270 I CAN DO THIS. 255 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,533 OKAY. 256 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:15,979 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT, FOLKS. 257 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,721 [SNORING SOFTLY] 258 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,505 JAKE? 259 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,985 JAKE... 260 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,205 WAKE UP, WE'RE DONE. 261 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,860 SORRY. 262 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,210 THANK YOU. 263 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,130 JAKE... 264 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,698 YOU HAVE UNTIL 10:00. 265 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,699 THANKS. 266 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,569 ALL RIGHT? 267 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,701 LOCK UP ON YOUR WAY OUT. 268 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,877 WILL DO. 269 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,967 MAJOR PROGRESS TONIGHT, EVERYBODY. 270 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,013 SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY. 271 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,715 [SIGHING] 272 00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:01,242 ♪ ♪ 273 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,801 NINE-LETTER WORD FOR SHREW? 274 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:39,759 UH... HARRIDAN? 275 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,935 FISHWIFE? 276 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,284 HEY, MAC. 277 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,373 BATTLEAXE. IT'S BATTLEAXE. 278 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,896 WHY DID YOU JUST POINT AT ME 279 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,332 AND SAY "BATTLEAXE"? 280 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,812 WHAT? OH, COME ON, IT'S A TERM OF ENDEARMENT. 281 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,988 A SOLDIER GOES TO WAR, HE NEEDS HIS BATTLEAXE, RIGHT? 282 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,163 - THANKS, HONEY. - YEAH, THANKS, HON'. 283 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,599 HEY, DON'T. NO. 284 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,905 COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? 285 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,080 ALL RIGHT, THE BIGGER QUESTION IS 286 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,821 WHY IS AN ADULT EATING A GINGERBREAD MAN 287 00:12:58,865 --> 00:12:59,779 AT 7:30 IN THE MORNING? 288 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,823 ADULT? 289 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,216 OH, THANK YOU. 290 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,565 I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING. WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 291 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:04,958 DON'T LOOK AT ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS. 292 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:05,872 IT'S WEDNESDAY. 293 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,047 IT'S THURSDAY. 294 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,962 WHAT? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 295 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:13,096 SO, UH, BIG NIGHT WITH YOU AND SIR KENNETH? 296 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,968 NO. SKETCHING, ACTUALLY 297 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,796 OH, SKETCHING. 298 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,233 YES. FOR THE WINDOW? 299 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,625 [SNAPS FINGERS] THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT. 300 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,583 PAPER. 301 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,671 I FORGOT PAPER. 302 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,629 YOU KNOW WHAT? SORRY. REAL QUICK. 303 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,630 WHAT? 304 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,806 GEE, THANKS. 305 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,937 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 306 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,112 YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS NOW? 307 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,854 INSPIRATION STRIKES WHEN IT STRIKES. 308 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,377 YEAH, NO, TAKE YOUR TIME. 309 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,727 YOU HAVE A WHOLE, OOH, SEVEN MINUTES. 310 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,859 YUP. 311 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,818 AH-AH-AH-AH... 312 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,384 OH, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. 313 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,865 HEY, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 314 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,693 A LITTLE SNOWMAN, MAYBE? 315 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,262 PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, 316 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,265 CLEARLY, THIS ASSIGNMENT WAS ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE. 317 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,875 WELL, EVERYTHING'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE. 318 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:53,920 NEEDLESS TO SAY, 319 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,225 I AM HAPPY TO REPORT 320 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,792 THAT YOU'RE NOT ENTIRELY VOID OF TALENT. 321 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,185 THANK YOU, MR. FITCH. 322 00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,751 REALLY, SLOAN, 323 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,363 IS THERE NO END TO YOUR GRATUITOUS PLEASANTRIES? 324 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,321 OH, YEAH. THERE IS. 325 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,671 INSTALLATIONS BEGIN 326 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,716 TOMORROW NIGHT. 327 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,891 SO IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING 328 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,850 THAT THE ALARM WILL BE ON, 329 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,547 SO EXIT THROUGH THE ALLEY DOOR. 330 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,679 THE SYSTEM WILL BYPASS THAT SPECIFIC EXIT 331 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,898 FOR TWO HOURS 332 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,204 AND THEN RE-ARM. 333 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,336 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HALLOWEEN FIASCO. 334 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,295 [SCOFFING] THAT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT. 335 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,299 OKAY. 336 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,387 SOUTH WINDOW. 337 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,170 YES! 338 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,520 UM, THANK YOU, MR. FITCH, 339 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,218 AND, UM, WHICH ONE ARE WE GOING TO GO FOR 340 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,830 IN THE NORTH WINDOW? 341 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,005 UH, NORTH WINDOW. 342 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,615 HEY! 343 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,008 I ACCEPT. 344 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,488 OH, THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED. 345 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,533 UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY THIRD GRADE ART TEACHER. 346 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,926 OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE TODAY 347 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,014 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS CHAIR... 348 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,407 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 349 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,756 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT ONLY ONE OF US WAS 350 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,236 WAS GOING TO GET TO REPLACE MISS JEFFERS. 351 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,194 OH, AND ONE OF YOU WILL. 352 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,892 THE ONE WHOSE BRINGS IN THE MOST CUSTOMERS 353 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,023 BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS. 354 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,548 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. FITCH, 355 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:01,465 I TAKE THIS VERY SERIOUSLY. 356 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,684 I MEAN, I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH THOSE SKETCHES, 357 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,904 AND HE DID HIS IN, LIKE, WHAT 358 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,122 10 MINUTES ON THE CURB? 359 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,167 WELL, SEVEN, 360 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,777 BUT WHO'S COUNTING? 361 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,344 UM... 362 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,737 HIS DESIGN WAS BETTER. 363 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,392 IN FACT, HAD HE NOT SMEARED FROSTING 364 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,004 ON HIS SECOND NAPKIN, 365 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,484 HE MIGHT HAVE HAD BOTH WINDOWS. 366 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,398 OH. 367 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:23,923 THERE YOU GO. 368 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,141 THANK YOU. 369 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,936 ♪ ♪ 370 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,426 YOU LOOK TIRED, SWEETHEART. 371 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,429 SLEEP IS CRUCIAL FOR WOMEN LIKE US. 372 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,736 LIKE US? 373 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,129 YOU KNOW, 374 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,000 THE UNMARRIED. 375 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,436 LOOK AT ME, 376 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,090 I GET MY NINE HOURS, NO MATTER WHAT. 377 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,005 ALARM COULD GO OFF 378 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,050 IN THE BUILDING, 379 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,268 MY HEAD STAYS ON THE PILLOW. 380 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,096 THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 381 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,271 NOT AS DANGEROUS 382 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,620 AS THAT LIPSTICK YOU'RE WEARING. 383 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,448 THOSE RED HUES TOTALLY WASH YOU OUT. 384 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,756 YOU'RE A FALL, NOT A WINTER. 385 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,064 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 386 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,674 UH-HUH. 387 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,981 THANK YOU, RITA. 388 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,201 WHAT, NO TIP FOR ALL THAT ADVICE? 389 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,119 OH. 390 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,860 HAVE A NICE DAY. 391 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,122 HOW COULD I NOT? 392 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,776 LOOK AT ALL THESE SURROUNDINGS. 393 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,431 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO, DEARIE, 394 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,738 THAT SCARF DOESN'T DO YOU ANY JUSTICE. 395 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,525 HAVE YOU SEEN THE DISPLAY ON THE THIRD FLOOR? 396 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,484 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. 397 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,627 WHOA. 398 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,328 [SIGHS] 399 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808 HOLD THE DOOR! 400 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:07,809 WHOA, WHOA! AH... 401 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:08,853 M'LADY. 402 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:09,724 THANK YOU, DARLING. 403 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,768 WHERE YOU HEADED? 404 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:11,813 HOUSEWARES. 405 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,380 COOKING DEMONSTRATION BY ANY CHANCE? 406 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,034 BEST APPETIZERS IN THE HOUSE. 407 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,339 AND ON THE HOUSE. 408 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,950 I JUST HOPE THEY HAVE THAT PLUM PUDDING TODAY. 409 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,256 NO, PLUM PUDDING IS TUESDAYS. 410 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,736 TODAY IS CANDIED YAMS. 411 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,303 WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY ARE THOSE HONEY-BAKED HAM THINGS. 412 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,219 SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE A HOMECOOKED MEAL. 413 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,959 YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE MORE EXPENSIVE HERE 414 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,048 THAN I'M USED TO. 415 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,005 McGUIRE'S? 416 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,050 NEW YORK. 417 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,052 AH, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 418 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,054 [LAUGHS] 419 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,925 TALK TO YOU. THANK YOU. 420 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,103 HEY. 421 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,063 [THEY CONTINUE CHATTING] 422 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,417 ♪ ♪ 423 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,087 GOOD NIGHT, MAC. 424 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089 GOOD NIGHT, RITA. 425 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,663 [CARD LOCK BEEPS] 426 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,235 CONGRATS ON THE WINDOW. 427 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,108 OH, THANK YOU. 428 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,502 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE GOT THE OTHER ONE. 429 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,504 HE THINKS THIS JOB IS A JOKE. 430 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,681 WELL, MAYBE IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY. 431 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,467 YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT GETS ME THOUGH IS, 432 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,904 HE'S GOOD, YOU KNOW? 433 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:46,125 WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DESIGN, 434 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,127 BUT I'VE SEEN A LOT OF WINDOWS IN MY DAY, 435 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,389 AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, 436 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,434 WHEN MISS JEFFERS STARTED HERE, 437 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,696 SHE WASN'T ALL THAT GOOD. 438 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,697 REALLY? 439 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,090 NO. 440 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,353 HER FIRST CHRISTMAS WINDOW WAS A STYROFOAM SNOWMAN. 441 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,441 OH, NO. 442 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,747 [CHUCKLING] YEAH. 443 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,444 WITH A CARROT NOSE, AND THE TWO EYES OF COAL? 444 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,054 JUST ONE. THE OTHER ONE FELL OUT. 445 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,491 OH, NO! [LAUGHS] 446 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,537 BUT SHE TOOK THIS ART CLASS, 447 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,888 AND SHE GOT IN TOUCH WITH HER CREATIVE SIDE. 448 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,673 HMM. 449 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,978 WELL, 450 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,458 MY JOB IS DONE. 451 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,460 AH, WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME. 452 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,461 AN ALL-NIGHTER? 453 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,202 YEAH. 454 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,290 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 455 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,205 OH, JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT HOME. 456 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,294 NO HOT DATE? 457 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:29,168 MORE LIKE COLD LEFTOVERS AND A GOOD BOOK. 458 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:38,046 [JAKE'S LAUGHTER REVERBERATES THROUGH THE WALLS] 459 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:41,876 [LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY] 460 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,229 [TELEVISION BLASTING] 461 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,491 OH, HEY. 462 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,623 YOU EVER SEE THIS ONE? 463 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,321 AW, IT IS A CLASSIC. 464 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,453 HMM. 465 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,194 [JAKE LAUGHING] 466 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,673 YEAH, MAYBE WHEN I WAS 7. 467 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,414 AW, IT'S FUNNIER NOW. 468 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,720 WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY 469 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,113 IS THAT YOU, UM, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED. 470 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,593 I STARTED. 471 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,856 I PLUGGED IN THE TV. 472 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,170 WOW, NICE SKYLINE. 473 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,216 JUST... 474 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,391 GO BACK TO YOUR CARTOON. 475 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,349 I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO NEXT. 476 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,437 WILL IT BE... 477 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,396 THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? 478 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,267 OR THE STATUE OF LIBERTY? 479 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,268 HMM... 480 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,704 I KNEW IT. 481 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,532 THAT LOOKS HEAVY. 482 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,881 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 483 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,059 THANK YOU. 484 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,278 NO, TAKE IT. 485 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,366 COME ON, TAKE IT. I INSIST. 486 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,367 NO, I CAN MANAGE. THANK YOU. 487 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,586 ALL RIGHT! 488 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,500 I'LL BE OVER HERE IF YOU NEED ME, 489 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,501 HANGING OUT. 490 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,719 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 491 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:43,981 I THINK I WORK BETTER WITH AN... 492 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:44,895 AUDIENCE... 493 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,114 OH. 494 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,900 BOY. 495 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,468 IT'S LIKE WORKING IN A FISHBOWL. 496 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,438 AH... 497 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,004 I SEE YOU WENT WITH LESS IS MORE. 498 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,443 AND I SEE YOU WENT WITH MORE IS MORE. 499 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,140 WELL, LOUDER GRABS PEOPLE. 500 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,316 YOU KNOW, UNDERSTATED ELEGANCE, THOUGH, 501 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,276 JUST TAPS THEM ON THE SHOULDER. 502 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,407 YOURS IS GOOD. 503 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:22,585 NORTH POLE, WIFI, VERY CLEVER. 504 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:25,109 SO'S YOURS. 505 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,590 SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT. 506 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,331 [CAR HORN HONKS] 507 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,550 OH, THIS GUY AGAIN? 508 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:31,768 DOES HE HAVE TO DRIVE BY HERE EVERY DAY? 509 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,117 HIS OFFICE IS UP THE STREET. 510 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,945 I THOUGHT HE WORKED OUT OF HIS CAR. 511 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,120 HI! 512 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,209 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. 513 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,081 [CHUCKLES] YEAH. UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 514 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,301 OH. 515 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:46,174 HUH... 516 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,175 VERY CLEVER. 517 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,307 OH, THANK YOU. 518 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,917 NO, NOT THAT ONE, IT'S THE OTHER ONE. 519 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:52,136 OH, RIGHT. 520 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,444 YEAH, THAT ONE, UM... 521 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:56,837 THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT, TOO. 522 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,361 LOOK, I'M LATE FOR WORK. 523 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,362 DRINKS LATER? 524 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,320 YEAH. 525 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,451 OKAY. 526 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:03,365 BYE. 527 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,540 [JAKE]: BYE. 528 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,238 HE DOESN'T LIKE MINE. 529 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,631 AH, WHAT DOES HE KNOW? HE'S A SUIT. 530 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:09,719 YEAH, HIS FAMILY'S 531 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,155 ON THE BOARD OF THE GUGGENHEIM. 532 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,461 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 533 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,985 COME ON, I'LL LET YOU BUY ME A FA LA LATTE. 534 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,553 OH, THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 535 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,947 SEE YOU LATER. 536 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,819 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 537 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,255 I HAVE A MILLION OTHER PLACES I COULD BE RIGHT NOW. 538 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,605 OH, NAME TWO. 539 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:26,823 HOW ABOUT HUMAN RESOURCES, 540 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,347 PICKING UP YOUR SEVERANCE CHECK, HUH? 541 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,304 SHOULD I GO ON? 542 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,305 NOPE, WE'RE GOOD. 543 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,567 OKAY. LISTEN, 544 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:34,135 IF SOMEONE COMES INTO THE STORE 545 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,658 AFTER SEEING ONE OF THESE DISPLAYS, 546 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,181 THERE IS A 50% GREATER CHANCE 547 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,400 THAT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A PURCHASE. 548 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,358 WAIT, DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? 549 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,750 YES, IT MAKES SENSE, JAKE. 550 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,404 - UH, ARE SALES UP, MR. FITCH? - MARGINALLY. 551 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,275 - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. - THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT. 552 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,276 SLOAN, 553 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,018 YOUR WINDOW WAS PLEASANT, OKAY? 554 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,673 BUT PLEASANT MAKES PEOPLE SMILE... 555 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,588 SMILING IS GOOD, RIGHT? 556 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,068 NO, NOT IF THEY SMILE 557 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,374 AND KEEP WALKING DOWN THE STREET TO THE NEXT STORE, OKAY? 558 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,637 YOU'RE HERE TO CREATE 559 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,639 THE DESIRE TO SHOP, OKAY? 560 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,205 SO, BRING PEOPLE IN, 561 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,772 OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE NAPKIN KING HERE 562 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:03,817 YOUR WINDOW, TOO. 563 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,601 JUST THE WAY IT GOES. 564 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,691 OKAY? 565 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:11,346 [SIGHS WEARILY] 566 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,698 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GLOAT? 567 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,048 NO. I LIKED YOUR WINDOW. 568 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,615 ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THIS? 569 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:24,228 JUST GOING TO BORROW THIS REAL QUICK. 570 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,013 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET YOU, SIR? 571 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,408 I COULD GO FOR A SANDWICH. 572 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,673 [QUIETLY]: I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN GO. 573 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:37,154 ♪ ♪ 574 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:49,689 OH, NO. 575 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,866 MAC SENT YOU HERE, TOO? 576 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,259 APPARENTLY, HE WANTS US TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 577 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:58,741 YES, BECAUSE, CLEARLY, NINE HOURS A DAY ISN'T ENOUGH? 578 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:01,483 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME AFTER HOURS, 579 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,267 JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. 580 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,226 I AM SO DONE BRINGING HIM COFFEE. 581 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,270 [LAUGHS] 582 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,623 EASELS, EVERYONE. 583 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,800 JAKE, WE'RE STARTING. 584 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,546 TODAY, WE WILL BE FOCUSING ON... 585 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,590 THE EYES. 586 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,376 WINDOWS TO THE SOUL. 587 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,378 OKAY. 588 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,293 NEW STUDENT? 589 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,860 UM, NO, I'M... NO. 590 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:31,948 DON'T BE SHY. 591 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,297 WE'RE ALL VERY SUPPORTIVE HERE. 592 00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,342 HAVE A SEAT. 593 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,344 WE'LL SET YOU UP WITH A SKETCH PAD... 594 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,302 HAVE A SEAT. 595 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,174 GET YOU ALL SET UP. 596 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,220 PIECE OF CHARCOAL, YOU ARE READY TO DRAW. 597 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,439 OKAY. 598 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,660 KILL THE SMILE, JAKE. IT'S VERY DISTRACTING. 599 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,098 ALL RIGHT, HEADS UP, EVERYBODY, 600 00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,055 NEXT SESSION, 601 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,841 WE WILL BE FOCUSING ON... 602 00:24:56,364 --> 00:25:00,063 THE UPPER TORSO. 603 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,630 JUST A HEADS-UP ON THAT ONE. 604 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,240 JAKE, OF COURSE, WILL BE HITTING THE GYM, 605 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,550 HE'LL BE DOING CRUNCHES GALORE. 606 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:11,074 ♪ ♪ 607 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:29,353 I KNOW, I'LL BE OUT OF HERE BY 10:00. 608 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,572 AND KILL THE LIGHTS. 609 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,530 YOU LEFT THEM ON LAST TIME. 610 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:32,443 I DID? 611 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:39,015 20 BUCKS, HUH? 612 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,017 YOU ARE A SUPERMODEL. 613 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,367 WELL, I DO IT FOR THE STUDIO TIME. 614 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,195 NOT THAT I WOULD TURN DOWN 20 BUCKS. 615 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:46,327 WOW... 616 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:48,547 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SO GOOD-LOOKING. 617 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,679 I ASSUME THIS MEANS 618 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:54,509 YOU'LL BE STICKING AROUND FOR THE UPPER TORSO THEN? 619 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,423 YOU ASSUME WRONG. 620 00:25:58,078 --> 00:25:59,427 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 621 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:03,039 IF IT'S THE UPPER TORSO, THANKS, I PASS. 622 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:03,910 NO. 623 00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:07,870 LESS SPECTACULAR THAN THAT. 624 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:12,048 MUCH LESS, IN FACT. 625 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,315 [SIGHS NERVOUSLY] 626 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,709 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FINISH IT. 627 00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:21,928 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A PAINTER. 628 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:25,105 IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE, 629 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:27,716 EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED THE ART SECTION AT THE LIBRARY. 630 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,674 ANDREW WYETH. 631 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:29,892 YEAH, "CHRISTINA'S WORLD." 632 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:30,980 YOU KNOW IT? 633 00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:33,069 YEAH, I HAD THAT PAINTING 634 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,288 ON MY BEDROOM WALL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 635 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,159 ME TOO. 636 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,640 OF COURSE, WHERE I'M FROM, 637 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:41,077 NOBODY ACTUALLY BECOMES A PAINTER 638 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:42,949 UNLESS THEY'RE PAINTING THE SIDE OF A BARN. 639 00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:43,906 YOU'RE NOT FROM THE CITY? 640 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,038 MAINE. 641 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:45,952 HUH. 642 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,910 A TOWN THE SIZE OF THIS ROOM. 643 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,912 RIGHT NOW MY FAMILY IS TAKING BETS 644 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,000 ON WHEN I'LL BE HOME 645 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,786 WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS. 646 00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,352 [SIGHS] 647 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:57,441 ANYWAY, HOW MANY PEOPLE REALLY MAKE IT IN THE ART WORLD? 648 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,487 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP. 649 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,358 DON'T. 650 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:04,448 NO, YOU'RE... YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 651 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,450 [CHUCKLES] 652 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:07,756 THANK YOU. 653 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,019 YEAH. HUH. 654 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:12,674 ANYWAY, UH, 655 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,458 I SHOULD GO. 656 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,330 I'M LATE FOR... 657 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:19,550 FOR... FOR A POLO MATCH? 658 00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:20,464 HIGH TEA? 659 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:21,944 DINNER WITH MOM. 660 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:26,122 AH, WELL, GIVE MY BEST TO MUFFY TOTTINGHAM VAN DOREN. 661 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,822 OH, AND, UH, 662 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,475 BRING ME A DOGGY BAG. 663 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,347 NO. 664 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,546 OKAY. 665 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,904 HEY, THIS FAUCET IS LEAKING AGAIN. 666 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,384 DID YOU CALL MAINTENANCE? 667 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:12,691 OH, THEY DON'T KNOW FROM FAUCETS. 668 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:13,866 OH, WHAT'S WITH THE LIPSTICK? 669 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:14,823 I THOUGHT WE COVERED THAT. 670 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:17,130 DON'T START, MOM. 671 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,047 LET'S GO. 672 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,962 I AM STARVING. 673 00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:34,713 AH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL OF A PLASTIC TREE, 674 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,844 RIGHT, UNCLE JIMMY? 675 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:36,845 [CHUCKLES] 676 00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,238 HEY! 677 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,935 I CAN RE-USE IT, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WATER IT. 678 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:42,024 YEAH, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SUCH A CHORE 679 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:44,548 TO WATER A TWO-FOOT TREE. 680 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:45,506 THERE ARE TREES OUTSIDE. 681 00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:47,073 LISTEN, 682 00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:48,770 HOW'S THAT JOB OF YOURS GOING, DRESSING UP THOSE DUMMIES? 683 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:49,858 DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU? 684 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,294 SHE GOT THE CHRISTMAS WINDOWS. 685 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,209 IT'S JUST ONE WINDOW. 686 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,342 BUT IT'S A BIG WINDOW. 687 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,387 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE THE SAME SIZE. 688 00:28:57,431 --> 00:28:58,737 WELL, WHATEVER, WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, KID. 689 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,739 THANK YOU. 690 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:01,696 HEY, WHERE'S AUNT DORIS? 691 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,393 SHE'S WORKING. 692 00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:05,134 I HAD TO COME OVER AND FIX YOUR MOM'S SINK. 693 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,701 AND EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. 694 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,616 IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO HIRE A REAL PLUMBER. 695 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:09,748 OH... 696 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:10,661 WELL, BE MY GUEST. 697 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,141 DID I TELL YOU 698 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,709 I RODE THE ELEVATOR WITH THAT CUTE JAKE TODAY? 699 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,146 YES, YOU MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT THREE OR FOUR TIMES. 700 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,018 HE'S VERY SWEET. 701 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,759 YES, HE'S A REAL CHARMER. 702 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,325 GOOD-LOOKING, TOO. 703 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,327 [SIGHS] 704 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,547 BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT KENNY. 705 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,504 OKAY. 706 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,592 KENNETH. 707 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:29,680 [CLEARS THROAT] 708 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:32,335 AND YOU'VE NEVER MET HIM. 709 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:33,989 THIS KENNETH, DOES HE MAKE A LIVING? 710 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,514 HE'S FROM A BIG SHOT BANKING FAMILY. 711 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:38,994 OH, FANCY. 712 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:40,866 HE'S TOO FANCY TO MEET US. 713 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:44,957 OKAY, I WILL INTRODUCE YOU WHEN THINGS GET MORE SERIOUS. 714 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,046 IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS. 715 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:49,091 YOUR FATHER AND I MARRIED AFTER TWO WEEKS. 716 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:51,267 YES, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL THAT WORKED OUT. 717 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,226 WE HAD FUN WHILE IT LASTED. 718 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,184 WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. 719 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:57,099 FISH OR CUT BAIT. 720 00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,492 AND YOU WONDER WHY 721 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,059 YOU SCARED OFF MY LAST BOYFRIEND. 722 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,148 YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. 723 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,153 UNCLE JIMMY, UM, 724 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:08,763 YOU GONNA EAT THAT LAST MEATBALL? 725 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,112 YES. 726 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,071 AND STAY AWAY FROM MY PLATE. 727 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,507 I'M JUST ASKING. 728 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:14,464 AUNT DORIS, 729 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:16,249 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING! 730 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,817 [RITA LAUGHING] 731 00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:25,127 GEEZ, JIMMY, HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA FALL FOR THAT? 732 00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:26,563 [LAUGHING] 733 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:27,913 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 734 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,697 IT NEVER FAILS. 735 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,134 ♪ ♪ 736 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,007 REMEMBER, SHOPPERS, 737 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,747 McGUIRE'S HAS ALL YOUR HOLIDAY DECORATING NEEDS. 738 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:41,840 HEY. 739 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,015 WOW, YOU LOOK NICE. 740 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,973 NICE ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU TO JOIN ME? 741 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,148 UH, I CAN'T. 742 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,149 I'M INSTALLING ALL NIGHT. 743 00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,237 AGAIN? 744 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:50,109 YEAH. SORRY. 745 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,414 YOU REALIZE 746 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:52,372 I'LL BE THE ONLY GUY AT THE CLIENT DINNER 747 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:53,634 WITHOUT A PLUS ONE. 748 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:56,158 WELL, I COULD LOAN YOU A MANNEQUIN. 749 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:57,072 OR TWO. 750 00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,857 YOU COULD BE A PLUS TWO. 751 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,684 YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD GO OVER TOO WELL 752 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:01,685 WITH THE PARTNERS. 753 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,339 I'M FREE TOMORROW NIGHT. 754 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,515 I'M GOING TO THE KNICKS GAME WITH FLANDERS. 755 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,691 LUNCH? 756 00:31:07,735 --> 00:31:08,867 MERGERS MEETING. 757 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:09,998 RIGHT... 758 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,260 I'LL CALL YOU. 759 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:14,220 SHE'LL BE WAITING ANXIOUSLY BY THE PHONE. 760 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,353 BYE. 761 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,877 BYE. 762 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,715 ♪ ♪ 763 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,295 CHRISTMAS COOKIES FROM THE CAFE? 764 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:49,211 YAY, COOKIES! 765 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,560 WHAT DID YOU GET? 766 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:51,561 OH. 767 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:52,475 THANKS, MAC. 768 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,349 HEY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 769 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:58,829 A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE? 770 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,005 OH, COME ON. 771 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,049 OH, COME ON, GIVE ME A LOOK. 772 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:02,311 OH, WHAT? 773 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:03,704 LIKE I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR IDEAS? 774 00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:05,836 WELL, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN WRITE ON A NAPKIN. 775 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,403 TRUE, 776 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,230 BUT WHEN I'M OUT OF NAPKINS, THERE'S ALWAYS PAPER TOWELS, 777 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:09,753 TISSUE PAPER... 778 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:12,104 YOU DO KNOW THAT BICKERING IS A SIGN OF AFFECTION. 779 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,670 [LAUGHS] 780 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:15,237 NOT IN THIS CASE. 781 00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:16,021 NO, IT'S A SIGN OF INSECURITY, 782 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,109 ON HER PART. 783 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,980 I'M-I'M INSECURE? 784 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,242 THAT'S WHY YOU OVER-PREPARE. 785 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:21,243 IT'S FINE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 786 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,462 OVER-PREPARE! 787 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,725 YOU TWO CARRY ON LIKE ME AND MY WIFE. 788 00:32:24,768 --> 00:32:27,597 I MEAN, WE HAD A DISAGREEMENT OVER EVERYTHING, 789 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,426 AND LOVED EACH OTHER TILL THE DAY SHE DIED. 790 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,254 IT'S SO QUIET WITHOUT HER. 791 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,995 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS MOST? 792 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,823 HAVING SOMEONE TO BICKER WITH. 793 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,825 THINK OF THAT. 794 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:42,612 GOOD NIGHT, YOU TWO. 795 00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:45,659 GOOD NIGHT, MAC. 796 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:51,012 HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN ALONE? 797 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,927 FOUR YEARS. 798 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,928 HE WAS MARRIED FOR 30. 799 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,452 [CHUCKLES SADLY] 800 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,976 IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT 801 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:01,022 FOR HIM TO HAVE SOMEBODY TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH. 802 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,372 YEAH, IT WOULD. 803 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,331 [CHUCKLES] 804 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:10,597 ♪ ♪ 805 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,687 [EVERYONE CHATTING AND CHUCKLING] 806 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,755 PAGE 17. 807 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,061 WE HAVE A BLURB. 808 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,323 A BLURB. IS IT CONTAGIOUS? 809 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,151 "THE WAR OF THE WINDOWS AT McGUIRE'S." 810 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:45,066 "SALES ARE UP IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE, 811 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,025 YADA YADA, BLAH BLAH. 812 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,548 KUDOS, YOU TWO, 813 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,028 IT SEEMS THAT YOU'VE MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE ZEITGEIST. 814 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:50,985 THE WHAT? 815 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,856 THE SPIRIT OF THE TIMES. 816 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,075 "ZEITGEIST." 817 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,076 GESUNDHEIT. 818 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,164 WOULD YOU SAY 819 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,124 THAT ONE WINDOW CAPTURED IT MORE? 820 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,951 NO. NO... 821 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,170 OH. 822 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,911 BUT I DO FEEL SEMI-CONFIDENT IN SAYING 823 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:07,436 THAT I THINK ONE OF YOU TWO WILL BE STEPPING 824 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,698 INTO MISS JEFFERS' SHOES 825 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,266 VERY SOON. 826 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,443 HEY, DOES SHE HAVE BIG FEET? BECAUSE I WEAR AN 11. 827 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,538 ALL RIGHT, 10 AND A HALF. 828 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:27,282 AND YOU SAY THAT I AM THE INSECURE ONE? 829 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,414 [SCOFFS] 830 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,256 AH, FORGOT MY NAPKINS. 831 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,301 OH, WOW, WHAT A RELIEF. 832 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,086 CRISIS AVERTED. 833 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,609 HAH. 834 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:03,318 THE PERIMETER ALARM WILL SET IN FIVE MINUTES. 835 00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:05,712 [WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY] 836 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,325 SORRY, JIMBO 837 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:11,544 GET IT BACK TO YOU IN THE A.M. 838 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,023 LOOKIN' GOOD, THOUGH. 839 00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,419 [HUMMING MERRILY] 840 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,465 [GARGLING] 841 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:31,259 [SIGHS] 842 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:33,435 HOME SWEET HOME. 843 00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,922 ♪ ♪ 844 00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:56,545 ♪ ♪ 845 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,417 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 846 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:02,899 THERE SHE IS. 847 00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:03,857 I MISSED YOU THIS MORNING. 848 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,424 HOUSEWARES HAD FRITTATAS. 849 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:06,425 OH, NO, 850 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:08,209 DON'T TELL ME THAT. 851 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,645 I WAS AT THE LAUNDROMAT. 852 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:13,214 HERE, I GOT BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING MUCH BETTER. 853 00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:14,998 HOME-COOKED. 854 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:15,999 MEATBALLS. 855 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,785 MEATBALLS ARRABIATA. 856 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,222 RITA, YOU ARE THE MOTHER I NEVER HAD. 857 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,616 OH, YOU NEVER HAD A MOTHER? 858 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:26,488 NO, I HAD ONE, SHE JUST, SHE MICROWAVES A LOT, 859 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:28,186 AND SHE'S KIND OF FAR AWAY. 860 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,450 MM. SO GOOD. 861 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:32,451 THANK YOU. 862 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:33,669 MY PLEASURE. 863 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:36,019 HOW ARE YOU STILL SINGLE? 864 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,196 WELL, YOU DON'T MEET A LOT OF ELIGIBLE MEN 865 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,197 IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 866 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,112 WELL, LET'S HOPE NOT. 867 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,202 HOW'S YOUR WINDOW GOING? 868 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,073 AH, NOT TOO BAD. 869 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,944 I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH MY CO-WORKER. 870 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,381 ROMANTIC TROUBLE? 871 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,643 NO. 872 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:51,818 NO, NO, NO, NO. 873 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,515 SHE'S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 874 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,734 HMM. 875 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:55,996 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? 876 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,912 TRUST ME, I'M NOT THE GUY SHE'S LOOKING FOR. 877 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,393 WELL, THIS IS ME. 878 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:02,611 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE MEATBALLS. 879 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,831 YOU HAD ME AT ARRABIATA. 880 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,973 COME BY THE STORE, 881 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,105 IT'LL TAKE YOU ALL OF 10 MINUTES. 882 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,674 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK ALL DAY 883 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,329 WITH A LEAKY FAUCET? 884 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:25,895 YES. 885 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,680 I WILL FEED YOU. 886 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,551 FINE, A POT ROAST. 887 00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:31,379 AND POTATOES. 888 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:32,511 SEE YA. 889 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:33,512 IS THAT UNCLE JIMMY? 890 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,384 WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? 891 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:37,907 OKAY, SO I KNOW THAT 892 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:40,693 IT DOESN'T SMELL AS GOOD AS THE PLASTIC TREE, BUT... 893 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:43,522 OH, HONEY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 894 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,045 NOW I HAVE TO WATER IT. 895 00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:45,785 I'LL WATER IT. 896 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,265 YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. 897 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,223 IT'LL TAKE FIVE SECONDS. 898 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,008 PLUS, IT'S A LIVING TREE, SO WE CAN PLANT IT AFTERWARDS. 899 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:56,926 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 900 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,319 AUNT DORIS BROUGHT SOME TONGUE. 901 00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:01,583 WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT AUNT DORIS' TONGUE. 902 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:02,845 SEE, SAYING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO GAG. 903 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,325 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU COOK. 904 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:07,328 I WAS IN A WINDOW ALL DAY. 905 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:08,938 I WAS IN A BATHROOM ALL DAY. 906 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:11,245 YOU WIN. 907 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,594 SO... 908 00:38:12,638 --> 00:38:13,900 WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO MEET KENNETH? 909 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:17,469 OH, IT IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 910 00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:20,036 WHY, ARE YOU IN A FIGHT? 911 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,777 NO. 912 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,736 NO, WE'RE NOT IN A FIGHT. 913 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,215 WE'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A FIGHT. 914 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:26,652 YOU HAVEN'T HAD A FIGHT 915 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:30,046 BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HONEST WITH HIM. 916 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:33,354 INVITE HIM TO CHRISTMAS EVE EVE. 917 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,487 HE'S GOING SKIING. 918 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:37,402 WHY DON'T YOU INVITE JAKE? 919 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:39,447 HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO. 920 00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:40,927 WHAT, ARE YOU TWO BFFs NOW? 921 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,582 IT'S CHRISTMAS, HE'S AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY. 922 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,583 I'M JUST SAYING. 923 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,977 I'M SAYING, DON'T MEDDLE. 924 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,371 UNCLE JIMMY'S MAKING TUR-DUNKIN'. 925 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,330 YOU MEAN TURDUCKEN. 926 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:53,809 NO, "TUR-DUNKIN'." 927 00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:57,509 TURKEY FRIED IN DUNKIN' DONUT BATTER. 928 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,467 OH, MY GOD. 929 00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:04,037 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE ♪ 930 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:09,085 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE ♪ 931 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:12,915 ♪ I WAS A KING OF MOVE ALONG ♪ 932 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:16,963 ♪ SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF SCARED AND STRONG ♪ 933 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:20,836 ♪ LOOKING OUT FOR NO ONE ♪ 934 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,449 ♪ BUT OURSELVES ♪ 935 00:39:24,492 --> 00:39:28,409 ♪ I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A NAME IN A HOPELESS TOWN ♪ 936 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:32,631 ♪ SHE WAS TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES WITH THE LOCAL CROWD ♪ 937 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:39,855 ♪ SURROUNDED BY SO MANY DREAMS LEFT ON THE SHELF ♪ 938 00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:44,382 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE LIKE SHOOTING STARS ♪ 939 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:47,210 ♪ THAT ONLY WE CAN SEE ♪ 940 00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:50,910 ♪ AND I'M FALLING INTO THE DEEP END ♪ 941 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:56,045 ♪ CRASHING FASTER THAN WE THOUGHT IT COULD BE ♪ 942 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:59,571 ♪ WE'RE TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE ♪ 943 00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:04,402 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE ♪ 944 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:09,145 ♪ WE WERE HOLDING ONTO HOPE IT MAY BE SOMETHING MORE ♪ 945 00:40:09,189 --> 00:40:12,410 ♪ ALWAYS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER OPEN DOOR ♪ 946 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:16,544 ♪ TRYING TO MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH LIFE ♪ 947 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:19,721 ♪ THESE CITY STREETS ♪ 948 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,332 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE ♪ 949 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:26,641 ♪ LIKE SHOOTING STARS THAT ONLY WE CAN SEE... ♪ 950 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,556 GOOD MORNING, MAC. 951 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,732 OH, THANKS, HONEY. 952 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:32,386 WHAT IS SANTA'S WIFE'S NAME? 953 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,387 MARY. 954 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,258 AS IN "MARY CHRISTMAS." 955 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,434 NO, MARTHA. 956 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,609 TRY MARTHA CLAUS. 957 00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,045 THAT COULD WORK. 958 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:41,134 HEY, SPEAKING OF AGE-APPROPRIATE WOMEN... 959 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:43,092 I'VE GOT JUST THE GIRL FOR YOU, MAC. 960 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:43,919 OKAY, RUN, 961 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:44,920 AND DO NOT LOOK BACK. 962 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,922 AH, SHE'S A HOTTIE. 963 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,577 AND SHE MAKES A KILLER MEATBALLS ARRABIATA. 964 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,579 YOU PROBABLY KNOW HER, SHE WORKS IN THE STORE. 965 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:53,755 LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, KIND OF LOUD. RITA. 966 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,540 THAT IS NOT WHAT HE NEEDS. 967 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,106 WHO DOESN'T NEED A GOOD TIME? 968 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,457 NO, OKAY, MAC, IF YOU'RE LOOKING 969 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,588 TO GET BACK INTO THE GAME, 970 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,503 YOU JUST LET ME FIND YOU SOMEBODY. 971 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,765 THANK YOU BOTH VERY MUCH, 972 00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:06,551 BUT I HAVE ALL I NEED RIGHT HERE. 973 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:08,117 I HAVE McGUIRE'S. 974 00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:09,292 ALL RIGHT, I'M KIND OF 975 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:10,859 STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT YOU NOW. 976 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:12,470 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FEMALE COMPANY? 977 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,994 HEY, OKAY, AREN'T YOU GETTING A LITTLE PERSONAL HERE? 978 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:15,908 FACE IT. 979 00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,823 ROMANCE IS FOR YOU YOUNG KIDS. 980 00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,565 ACTUALLY, VAN DOREN'S NOT ALL THAT YOUNG. 981 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:21,783 I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOU. 982 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:23,655 REALLY? YOU SEEM OLDER. 983 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:25,483 OH, OKAY, WELL, WHEN YOU ACT 12, 984 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,659 I'M SURE EVERYONE SEEMS OLDER. 985 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,922 ZING. 986 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,277 ALL RIGHT, FINE, I LOOKED. 987 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,715 ♪ ♪ 988 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:48,114 [CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY] 989 00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:49,202 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. FANTASTIC, ISN'T IT? 990 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,508 THIS IS OUR RECYCLED WINDOW. 991 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,422 YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY CONSCIOUS 992 00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:54,816 ABOUT KEEPING EVERYTHING GREEN HERE AT McGUIRE'S 993 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,470 AND EVERYTHING IS RECYCLED IN IT. 994 00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:01,040 THE SODA CANS, THE LED LIGHT ON RUDOLPH. 995 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,042 AND THAT WINDOW IS FANTASTIC, TOO. 996 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,826 THE SAYING, IT'S "HO-HO-HO." 997 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,002 SANTA SAYS, "HO-HO-HO," 998 00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:09,831 BUT WE JUST DID IT "YO-YO-YO" 'CAUSE OF THE KIDS. 999 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,399 THEY REALLY ARE INTO THE WHOLE, "YO!" 1000 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,758 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1001 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,288 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME CHRISTMAS SHOP. 1002 00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,376 OF COURSE. 1003 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,377 CAN I SEE THIS ONE? 1004 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,771 YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE. 1005 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:37,859 MEGAN, THIS IS KENNETH... 1006 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:38,860 MY PLEASURE. 1007 00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:41,210 MY BOYFRIEND. 1008 00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:43,169 I'M USUALLY IN COSMETICS. DROP BY FOR A SAMPLE. 1009 00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:46,259 OOH, I DON'T WEAR COLOGNE. 1010 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:47,608 ALLERGIES. 1011 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:48,609 I HAVE HYPO-ALLERGENIC. 1012 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:51,394 THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 1013 00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:52,744 YOU LIKE THIS ONE? 1014 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:54,484 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1015 00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:56,051 TRY IT ON. 1016 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:57,618 IT'S NOT A RING... 1017 00:42:57,662 --> 00:42:58,663 I'M JUST SAYING. 1018 00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:00,099 HEY, KENNETH, 1019 00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:01,709 YOU SHOULD USE HER EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 1020 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,145 SHE GETS 15% OFF. 1021 00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:05,931 TECHNICALLY, HE CAN'T USE MY EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT, 1022 00:43:05,974 --> 00:43:07,280 UNLESS I BUY IT FOR YOU. 1023 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,934 YOU DON'T MIND? 1024 00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:11,284 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. 1025 00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:13,286 IN FACT, CHARGE TWO OF THOSE. 1026 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:14,635 UM, TWO? 1027 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:16,681 YEAH. FOR MY PARTNERS' WIVES. 1028 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:19,074 OH, UM... 1029 00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,423 YOU GIFT-WRAP, RIGHT? 1030 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:21,816 - MM-HMM. - GREAT. 1031 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,078 A REGULAR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 1032 00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:24,079 YOU'RE STILL HERE? 1033 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:25,777 I WORK HERE, REMEMBER? 1034 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,083 THE SUPERMODEL-SLASH- VISUAL MERCHANDISER? 1035 00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:30,477 LOOK, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, 1036 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,000 I'M BUYING YOUR PRESENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 1037 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,175 WHO'S GOING TO SIGN FOR THAT? 1038 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:37,397 GROUP HUG? 1039 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,182 IN YOUR CASE, GROUP THERAPY. 1040 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,749 LATER. 1041 00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:43,533 HOW DO YOU STAND HIM? 1042 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:46,754 IT IS AMAZING WHAT A PERSON CAN GET USED TO. 1043 00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:47,668 MIGHT BE TIME TO HAVE MY FATHER 1044 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:49,409 MAKE ANOTHER PHONE CALL. 1045 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,845 WHAT? 1046 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:54,240 KENNETH, WHAT DID YOU DO? 1047 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:57,939 OKAY, FINE, I MAY HAVE HAD MY FATHER MENTION YOU 1048 00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,462 TO OLD MAN McGUIRE 1049 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:00,725 AT THE CLUB, OKAY? 1050 00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:02,596 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1051 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,032 I'M SURE YOU WOULD HAVE GOT THIS WINDOW THING ANYWAY. 1052 00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:05,860 YEAH, ONLY NOW I WILL NEVER KNOW. 1053 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:07,122 DOES IT MATTER? 1054 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,298 YOU GOT A WINDOW, THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 1055 00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:11,561 THEN WHY DO I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH? 1056 00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:12,562 LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY? 1057 00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:13,563 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 1058 00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:14,434 I KNOW. 1059 00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:19,657 CAN WE PUT THIS BEHIND US? 1060 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,833 I GUESS. 1061 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,269 OKAY, GREAT. 1062 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:25,619 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, THEN, OKAY? 1063 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,751 GIFT RECEIPT. 1064 00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,274 AND DON'T BE LATE, 1065 00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,276 BECAUSE EVERYONE THERE IS EXPECTING TO MEET YOU. 1066 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,625 BYE. 1067 00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:46,205 YOU LOOK NICE. 1068 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,033 THANK YOU. 1069 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:49,730 ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK PERFECT. 1070 00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:50,949 THANK YOU. 1071 00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:53,560 THAT'S, UM, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, RIGHT? 1072 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:54,996 WELL, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 1073 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,129 BUT WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THAT MAKEUP AND FAKE STUFF? 1074 00:44:57,172 --> 00:44:58,652 OH, YOU'RE SAYING I LOOK FAKE? 1075 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,481 NO, I'M SAYING THAT YOU'RE MORE OF A NATURAL... 1076 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,656 A NATURAL... 1077 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,136 - WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION? - NATURAL BEAUTY? 1078 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:05,311 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 1079 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:07,356 YEAH, YOU'RE MORE OF A NATURAL BEAUTY. 1080 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,619 SO WHERE ARE YOU TAKING KENNY FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 1081 00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:10,882 HA, HA, HA. 1082 00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:12,884 IT'S HIS FIRM'S CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1083 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:17,366 WELL, DON'T GET STUCK WITH THE CHECK. 1084 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:30,640 [CARD LOCK BUZZES] 1085 00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:43,088 [WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY] 1086 00:45:48,093 --> 00:45:49,616 LAST-MINUTE SHOPPING? 1087 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,794 UH... 1088 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,927 YOU WERE GOING TO SABOTAGE MY WINDOW, WEREN'T YOU? 1089 00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,058 NO. 1090 00:45:57,102 --> 00:45:58,233 OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1091 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,887 I'D RATHER NOT SAY. 1092 00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,367 HMM, SHOPLIFTING? 1093 00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,411 VANDALISM? 1094 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:04,196 TRYING ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING? 1095 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,588 NO, NO, AND... 1096 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:07,765 THAT'S A THOUGHT. 1097 00:46:11,116 --> 00:46:13,509 ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME. 1098 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:20,647 [SIGHING] 1099 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:23,998 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. 1100 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,608 YOU'RE LIVING HERE? 1101 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:28,437 WELL, IF BY "LIVING HERE," YOU MEAN LIVING HERE, 1102 00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:29,787 THEN, YES. 1103 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,092 FOR HOW LONG? 1104 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,093 A COUPLE WEEKS. 1105 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:33,225 LIKE EIGHT. 1106 00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:37,533 TA-DAH! 1107 00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:41,189 I RAN OUT OF RENT MONEY. 1108 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:43,583 IT'S TEMPORARY, AT LEAST I HOPE IT IS. 1109 00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:46,107 YOU REALIZE THESE ARE GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION, RIGHT? 1110 00:46:46,151 --> 00:46:47,369 I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION THAT 1111 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:48,980 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S ILLEGAL. 1112 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:50,155 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 1113 00:46:50,198 --> 00:46:51,634 I KNOW YOU HATE ME, 1114 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,462 BUT WILL YOU PLEASE NOT TELL FITCH ABOUT THIS? 1115 00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:54,812 I DON'T HATE YOU. 1116 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:55,943 YOU DON'T? 1117 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,466 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 1118 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,033 YEAH, I HATE ME A LITTLE, TOO. 1119 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,296 SO... 1120 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:04,125 OKAY, UM, WE WILL PICK THIS UP TOMORROW. 1121 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,213 I'VE GOT TO GO. 1122 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:09,130 UH... ABOUT THAT. 1123 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:11,132 THE DOOR IS LOCKED. 1124 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,482 OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU GET OUT? 1125 00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:15,136 I DON'T. 1126 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,355 NOT TILL MORNING. 1127 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:25,233 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN? 1128 00:47:25,277 --> 00:47:27,148 WAS I SUPPOSED TO? 1129 00:47:27,192 --> 00:47:28,758 [CARD LOCK BEEPING USELESSLY] 1130 00:47:28,802 --> 00:47:29,847 I'M TELLING YOU, 1131 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,152 THEY'RE LOCKED ELECTRONICALLY. 1132 00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:32,153 IT'S NOT GOING TO OPEN. 1133 00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:33,198 [FLUSTERING IN PANIC] 1134 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:36,331 I'M JUST GOING TO... 1135 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,159 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY CELL RECEPTION EITHER, 1136 00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:39,769 I'M SORRY. 1137 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:41,423 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! 1138 00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:45,036 KENNETH'S ENTIRE FIRM IS EXPECTING ME, 1139 00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:47,212 AND WHAT IS HE GOING TO THINK WHEN I DON'T SHOW UP? 1140 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,605 I THINK HE'LL UNDERSTAND. 1141 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:50,868 COME ON, WHO HASN'T SPENT A NIGHT 1142 00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:52,086 TRAPPED IN A DEPARTMENT STORE? 1143 00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:55,960 NO, NO, NO. 1144 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:58,832 HEY, COME ON, HERE. HERE, HERE, HERE. 1145 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,007 [STAMMERING] 1146 00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:02,009 I CAN'T BLOW MY NOSE ON YOUR SKETCHES! 1147 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:03,010 YEAH, YOU CAN. 1148 00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:04,011 THEY'RE NOT ANY GOOD. 1149 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:05,012 NO. 1150 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,232 NO, THEY ARE. 1151 00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:10,409 EVEN YOUR NAPKINS ARE BETTER THAN MINE. 1152 00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:13,412 HEY, WHERE'S THAT PARSONS SCHOOL OF CONFIDENCE? 1153 00:48:16,415 --> 00:48:18,243 YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN BOTH WINDOWS. 1154 00:48:18,286 --> 00:48:19,853 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1155 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,029 KENNETH'S DAD MADE A CALL, 1156 00:48:22,073 --> 00:48:23,683 AND THAT'S HOW I GOT THIS JOB. 1157 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:25,641 NO... 1158 00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:26,816 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 1159 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,340 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1160 00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,558 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1161 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:30,603 YEAH, I DO. 1162 00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:33,127 AND I HATE YOU A LITTLE BIT, TOO, 1163 00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:37,044 SO I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE. 1164 00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,045 COME ON. 1165 00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:41,614 I'M GOING TO CHEER YOU UP. 1166 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:51,232 OH... 1167 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:54,105 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. OH... 1168 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:57,021 I HAVE BEEN EYEING THIS BASKET FOR DAYS. 1169 00:48:57,064 --> 00:48:58,631 ISN'T THIS CONSIDERED STEALING? 1170 00:48:58,674 --> 00:48:59,632 HE DIDN'T BUY IT. 1171 00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:01,329 LOOK AT THE CARD. 1172 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,941 "FOR THE DESIGN STAFF"? 1173 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,464 FITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO SHARE THIS WITH US. 1174 00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:06,856 I'M TRYING TO TELL YA. 1175 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,206 GET IN THERE. 1176 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:10,512 MM. 1177 00:49:10,556 --> 00:49:12,601 OH, MAN, THAT IS SO GOOD. 1178 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:15,604 I HAVEN'T HAD CHOCOLATE SINCE I MET KENNETH. 1179 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:18,172 HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CHOCOLATE? 1180 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:21,088 OH, OKAY. 1181 00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:23,047 UM, OOH. TRY ONE OF THESE. 1182 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,048 IT'S GLUTEN-FREE. 1183 00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:25,527 WHAT IS GLUTEN? 1184 00:49:25,571 --> 00:49:27,790 YOU KNOW WHAT, STRIKE THAT, DID YOU SAY "FREE"? 1185 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:28,835 [CHUCKLES] 1186 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:32,534 OH, WOW. 1187 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:33,971 MM-HMM. 1188 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,450 OKAY, AT THIS RATE, 1189 00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:37,278 WE ARE NOT GOING TO FIT IN THOSE WINDOWS. 1190 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:39,106 THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING. 1191 00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:40,629 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A LITTLE MORE 1192 00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:44,807 OF THIS DELICIOUS McGUIRE'S FIZZ-APPLE? 1193 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:46,766 I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THAT BOTTLE 1194 00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:48,202 HAS BEEN HERE SINCE THE STORE OPENED. 1195 00:49:48,246 --> 00:49:51,684 THEN IT IS AGED TO PERFECTION. 1196 00:50:08,962 --> 00:50:10,311 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1197 00:50:10,355 --> 00:50:12,357 SPEND A LITTLE TIME IN HERE. 1198 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,578 I THINK I CAN GET USED TO IT. 1199 00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:20,017 TO THE FUTURE MISS JEFFERS. 1200 00:50:22,845 --> 00:50:23,759 COME. 1201 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:25,718 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1202 00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:33,726 WELL, NO HEATER, NO FURNITURE, NO ROOF. 1203 00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:35,249 IT SUITS YOU. 1204 00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:36,859 IT'S THE BEST VIEW IN THE HOUSE, THOUGH. 1205 00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:38,818 YEAH. 1206 00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:41,951 THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME OF CHRISTMAS BACK HOME. 1207 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:45,433 ASIDE FROM THE BUILDINGS, CARS AND PEOPLE. 1208 00:50:45,477 --> 00:50:47,044 [CHUCKLES] SOUNDS PEACEFUL. 1209 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,220 IT IS. 1210 00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:50,873 WE HAD A FROZEN POND IN THE BACKYARD. 1211 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:52,223 YOU SKATE? 1212 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,920 OF COURSE. 1213 00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:54,964 YOU? 1214 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:56,836 ROCKEFELLER CENTER. 1215 00:50:56,879 --> 00:50:58,533 [CHUCKLES] IT'S BEEN YEARS, THOUGH. 1216 00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:02,972 SO WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE McGUIRE'S? 1217 00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:04,278 UH, IT'S EMBARRASSING. 1218 00:51:04,322 --> 00:51:06,106 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 1219 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,065 UH... 1220 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:11,894 I FOLDED T-SHIRTS AT THE MALL. 1221 00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:13,244 WOW. 1222 00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:17,552 I WORKED IN A SANTA SUIT OUTSIDE OF A DRY CLEANERS. 1223 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:18,988 I WORE A POLYESTER UNIFORM. 1224 00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:23,602 I REPEAT, "SANTA SUIT." 1225 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,822 MY LAST NAME ISN'T VAN DOREN. 1226 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,215 I, UH... 1227 00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:30,609 I ADDED THE "VAN" TO MAKE IT SOUND MORE IMPORTANT. 1228 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,654 WOW. 1229 00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:35,048 YOU REALLY ARE COMPETITIVE. 1230 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,484 OKAY. 1231 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:41,402 UM... I DROPPED OUT OF ART SCHOOL 1232 00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:43,317 BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD IT. 1233 00:51:43,361 --> 00:51:44,884 MISS JEFFERS SAID THAT I LACKED TALENT. 1234 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:46,886 I HAVEN'T FINISHED A PAINTING IN THREE MONTHS. 1235 00:51:46,929 --> 00:51:48,931 I HAVE BEEN DREADING KENNETH'S CHRISTMAS PARTY 1236 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:49,976 ALL WEEK. 1237 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:51,891 I'M LIVING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. 1238 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,240 I LIVE IN BROOKLYN, TWO BLOCKS FROM MY MOTHER. 1239 00:51:53,284 --> 00:51:54,633 WELL, MY MOTHER SAYS I'M A DREAMER. 1240 00:51:54,676 --> 00:51:56,113 MY MOTHER IS THE BATHROOM ATTENDANT AT McGUIRE'S. 1241 00:51:57,984 --> 00:51:59,942 WAIT. WHAT? 1242 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:02,336 RITA IS YOUR MOTHER? 1243 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,164 ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP 1244 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,862 JUST TO WIN WHATEVER THIS IS? 1245 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:08,386 [CHUCKLES] 1246 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:09,822 NO. 1247 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,172 WERE YOU ADOPTED? 1248 00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:15,175 NO. 1249 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:19,048 I AM A FACADE. 1250 00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:20,920 I'M LIKE A WINDOW. 1251 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:24,445 [CHUCKLES] THAT IS WHAT WE DO, ISN'T IT? 1252 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,708 WE CREATE... 1253 00:52:26,752 --> 00:52:30,408 WE CREATE PERFECT IMAGES FOR PEOPLE TO ADMIRE. 1254 00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:46,554 YOU CALLED ME A FAKE. 1255 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:48,687 NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. 1256 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,602 I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE A FAKE. 1257 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,734 I SAID YOU LOOK BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP. 1258 00:52:52,778 --> 00:52:54,127 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 1259 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,476 YEAH. 1260 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,958 I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT HIRED AT McGUIRE'S 1261 00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:00,525 BECAUSE I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, 1262 00:53:00,568 --> 00:53:02,483 HEY, I COULD WORK MY WAY UP 1263 00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:03,832 AND EVENTUALLY MAKE ENOUGH MONEY 1264 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:06,444 SO THAT MY MOM COULD STOP WORKING. 1265 00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:10,187 SHE SPENT ALL OF HER SAVINGS 1266 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,231 PUTTING ME THROUGH SCHOOL. 1267 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,363 I MEAN, EVERY PAYCHECK, 1268 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,103 EVERY TIP. 1269 00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:16,193 AND, UH, HERE I AM, 1270 00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:18,325 I AM EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT 1271 00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:22,111 THAT SHE IS MY OWN MOTHER. 1272 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:24,113 [SIGHS SADLY] 1273 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,292 FITCH PENCILS IN HIS MOUSTACHE. 1274 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:29,293 WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1275 00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:31,295 FITCH PENCILS IN HIS MOUSTACHE. 1276 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:32,513 HE KEEPS WOMEN'S MAKEUP 1277 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:34,950 IN A LOCKER IN THE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM. 1278 00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,169 I'M NOT KIDDING. 1279 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,388 YOU SEE? 1280 00:53:37,431 --> 00:53:39,216 WHO ISN'T A FAKE, IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER? 1281 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:40,565 YOU. 1282 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:41,696 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. YOU'RE NOT. 1283 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,045 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1284 00:53:43,089 --> 00:53:44,873 I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING'S HUNKY DORY, 1285 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:47,224 BUT YOU THINK IT DOESN'T KILL ME 1286 00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:48,790 THAT I'M BROKE, 1287 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:51,663 OR THAT MY FAMILY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME? 1288 00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,055 THAT I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I BELIEVE IN ME? 1289 00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:54,666 YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE SHOWING 1290 00:53:54,709 --> 00:53:56,929 IN ONE OF THE BEST ART GALLERIES IN NEW YORK. 1291 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,889 THE FRONT WINDOW AT McGUIRE'S. 1292 00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,021 [CHUCKLES] 1293 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:03,109 NO, SALVADOR DALI 1294 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:05,851 DRESSED WINDOWS AT BONWIT'S IN 1934. 1295 00:54:05,894 --> 00:54:07,113 - GET OUT OF HERE. - NO, I'M SERIOUS. 1296 00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,941 HE USED A DISPLAY 1297 00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:11,596 AND HE MADE IT WITH A BATHTUB, PIGEONS, 1298 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,075 AND DISMEMBERED MANNEQUINS. 1299 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,947 WHAT? 1300 00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:16,557 WHEN THE STORE TRIED TO CHANGE IT, 1301 00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:18,255 HE WENT INTO AN ARTISTIC RAGE, 1302 00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:21,301 AND HE HURLED THE BATHTUB THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW 1303 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:22,563 ONTO THE FIFTH AVENUE. 1304 00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:23,912 HE WAS DETAINED IN A STOCKROOM, 1305 00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:26,088 AND THEN HE WAS CARTED OFF TO JAIL. 1306 00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:27,002 NO. 1307 00:54:27,046 --> 00:54:28,134 YUP. 1308 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,266 ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS 1309 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:30,919 BECAUSE YOU THINK I'LL END UP IN JAIL? 1310 00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:35,141 NO. NO, I AM TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE DALI WAS AN ARTIST. 1311 00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:37,796 LIKE YOU. 1312 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,321 THANK YOU. 1313 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,932 YEAH. 1314 00:54:43,976 --> 00:54:45,369 SO, 1315 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:48,459 IF, UM, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ON THE 23rd, 1316 00:54:48,502 --> 00:54:50,635 MY, UM, MY FAMILY, 1317 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,290 WE'RE HAVING CHRISTMAS DINNER AT MY MOM'S. 1318 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,595 CHRISTMAS ON THE 23RD? 1319 00:54:54,639 --> 00:54:56,075 THAT'S AN INTERESTING TRADITION. 1320 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,076 CHRISTMAS EVE EVE. 1321 00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:58,338 EVE EVE, AH, OKAY. 1322 00:54:58,382 --> 00:54:59,513 YES, WELL, MY FAMILY USUALLY WORKS 1323 00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:00,949 ON THE HOLIDAYS... HOLIDAY PAY. 1324 00:55:00,993 --> 00:55:01,602 SURE. 1325 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:02,864 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 1326 00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:06,172 UH, WILL SIR KENNETH BE THERE? 1327 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:07,434 ASPEN. 1328 00:55:07,478 --> 00:55:08,566 IN THAT CASE, I ACCEPT. 1329 00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:09,784 [CHUCKLES] 1330 00:55:09,828 --> 00:55:10,611 BLACK TIE OPTIONAL? 1331 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:11,830 FORBIDDEN. 1332 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:13,701 UM, I SHOULD WARN YOU, THOUGH, 1333 00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:16,051 WE ARE HAVING TURKEY 1334 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,966 DEEP-FRIED IN DUNKIN' DONUTS BATTER. 1335 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,272 TUR-DUNKIN'? 1336 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,534 YOU KNOW TUR-DUNKIN'? 1337 00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:22,144 OF COURSE! WHO DOESN'T KNOW TUR-DUNKIN'? 1338 00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:24,712 [STAMMERING] APPARENTLY JUST ME. 1339 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:27,498 [CELL PHONE WARBLES] 1340 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:28,977 SORRY, IT'S... 1341 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:29,761 JUST A SEC. 1342 00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:30,979 I'VE JUST GOT TO... 1343 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,242 SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH MY PHONE HERE. 1344 00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:34,200 WHAT? 1345 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,070 [MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] 1346 00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,463 OH, THAT... THAT'S WEIRD, 1347 00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:39,379 THAT IT WOULD JUST PLAYING MUSIC LIKE THAT. 1348 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:42,251 I GUESS MAYBE WE SHOULD DANCE. 1349 00:55:42,295 --> 00:55:43,514 COME ON. 1350 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:45,037 [INSISTENTLY] COME ON. 1351 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,343 OKAY. 1352 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:47,387 THIS IS ME CHEERING YOU UP. 1353 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,390 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, WHY NOT? 1354 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:53,088 SEE? THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 1355 00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,263 [SIGHS] 1356 00:55:54,307 --> 00:55:55,352 WOW, NOT BAD. 1357 00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:56,091 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DANCE. 1358 00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:57,354 SHUT UP. 1359 00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:58,572 WAIT FOR IT. 1360 00:55:58,616 --> 00:55:59,399 MM-HMM. 1361 00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,183 WAIT FOR IT. 1362 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:03,360 UH-OH, UH-OH... 1363 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,536 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1364 00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:06,667 AND COMIN' BACK. 1365 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:12,369 ♪ ♪ 1366 00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:14,849 [SECURITY GUARD BARKING THROUGH RADIO] 1367 00:56:14,893 --> 00:56:17,417 HIDE. HIDE. QUICKLY. 1368 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,505 GO, GO, GO, GO! 1369 00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:19,811 [GIGGLING] 1370 00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:31,997 [STIFLING GIGGLES] 1371 00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:38,046 YOU EVER PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN? 1372 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,265 I'M JUST SAYIN'. 1373 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,397 [GIGGLING] 1374 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,702 WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT OUT THERE. 1375 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,269 [GIGGLING] SHH. 1376 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:50,145 [SNORING GENTLY] 1377 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,846 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 1378 00:56:54,889 --> 00:56:56,935 HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN SLEEPING? 1379 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,415 MUST'VE BEEN THAT CHEAP APPLE CIDER 1380 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,460 YOU PLIED ME WITH. 1381 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:01,766 OH, I WAS RIGHT. 1382 00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:03,245 YOU DO LOOK BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP. 1383 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:04,682 I HAVE TO CALL KENNETH. 1384 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,423 YOU WANT ME TO HANDLE THAT FOR YOU? 1385 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:08,033 ATTENTION, EMPLOYEES! 1386 00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:10,427 THE STORE WILL OPEN IN 10 MINUTES. 1387 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:11,515 WHOOPS. 1388 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:13,952 NO, YOU HAVE, UM, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 1389 00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:15,736 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO 1390 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,477 THAT CHOCOLATE-SCARFING BROOKLYN GIRL 1391 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,000 FROM LAST NIGHT? 1392 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:21,176 HEL... LO? 1393 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,177 HEY, MEGAN. 1394 00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:23,440 NO, WE WERE WORKING LATE. 1395 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:24,789 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1396 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:26,878 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. 1397 00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:27,922 THE STORE IS OPENING. 1398 00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,358 THE STORE IS OPEN. 1399 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:30,403 GREAT. 1400 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,274 NOW I HAVE TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME. 1401 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:33,232 BIG DEAL. 1402 00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:35,103 I DO IT EVERY DAY. 1403 00:57:35,147 --> 00:57:36,583 EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT, 5%, RIGHT? 1404 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:38,846 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. 1405 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:39,717 THANK YOU. TIME IS A LITTLE SHORT. 1406 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,761 HEY. 1407 00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:42,110 [CLEARING THROAT] 1408 00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:44,591 WEREN'T YOU WEARING THAT YESTERDAY? 1409 00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:46,593 YES. 1410 00:57:46,637 --> 00:57:48,073 NOT INTERESTED. 1411 00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:48,769 CHOP CHOP. THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S WAITING. 1412 00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:49,901 WHAT PHOTOGRAPHER? 1413 00:57:51,337 --> 00:57:52,599 THE TIMES. 1414 00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:54,079 HE'S DOING A SPREAD ON THE CHRISTMAS WINDOWS. 1415 00:57:54,122 --> 00:57:54,993 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. 1416 00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,124 YOU DIDN'T LET HER KNOW? 1417 00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:58,649 I... SORRY. I TOTALLY FORGOT. 1418 00:57:58,692 --> 00:57:59,780 I CAN'T... 1419 00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:01,565 I CAN'T BE PHOTOGRAPHED LIKE THIS. 1420 00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:03,044 I CAN. I LOOK GREAT. 1421 00:58:04,655 --> 00:58:07,179 COME ON, BOTH OF YOU. 1422 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,223 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1423 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,137 NO, IT'S NOT. 1424 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:10,225 NO! 1425 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,966 WELL, IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT 1426 00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:14,403 BECAUSE THE CROWDS OUTSIDE HAVE NEVER BEEN BIGGER. 1427 00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:15,666 ACTUALLY, CHRISTMAS EVE, 1428 00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:17,145 WE WILL BE UNVEILING 1429 00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:20,018 OUR FINAL WINDOWS OF THE SEASON... 1430 00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,454 [BICKERING] PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME. 1431 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,542 IT'S A CASUAL POSE. 1432 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:23,500 IT'S A CASUAL POSE FOR SNAPS. 1433 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:24,544 THAT'S FINE. 1434 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:25,719 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1435 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:26,894 PLEASE STOP. 1436 00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:28,417 WHY IS EVERYBODY COMING AT ONCE? 1437 00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:30,463 JUST TAKE THE PICTURES. 1438 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:31,682 YOUR HAND. 1439 00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:33,814 ♪ ♪ 1440 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:42,301 HI. 1441 00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:45,347 I AM SO SORRY THAT I MISSED THE PARTY. 1442 00:58:45,391 --> 00:58:48,307 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT LOCKED IN THERE WITH THAT GUY. 1443 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:49,438 IF IT WAS ANYONE ELSE, I MIGHT BE JEALOUS. 1444 00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:52,093 WHAT WAS HE DOING, ROBBING THE PLACE? 1445 00:58:52,137 --> 00:58:53,007 IT... 1446 00:58:53,051 --> 00:58:56,663 UH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED. 1447 00:58:56,707 --> 00:58:58,143 CAN I HAVE A CHARDONNAY? 1448 00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,579 THANKS. 1449 00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:00,580 UM, HE... 1450 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:02,495 HE LOST HIS APARTMENT. 1451 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:04,889 SO? 1452 00:59:04,932 --> 00:59:08,370 SO, HE'S KIND OF... 1453 00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:09,850 TEMPORARILY BEEN... 1454 00:59:09,894 --> 00:59:11,678 LIVING THERE. 1455 00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:13,550 AT McGUIRE'S? 1456 00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:15,203 IN THE BEDROOM DISPLAY. 1457 00:59:15,247 --> 00:59:15,943 [SNORTS] 1458 00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:17,292 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1459 00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:18,380 YEAH. 1460 00:59:18,424 --> 00:59:20,208 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. 1461 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:21,601 TO ANYONE. 1462 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:24,386 IT'S SO PERFECT. 1463 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,692 [DIALING PHONE] 1464 00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,041 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 1465 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:28,390 I'M CALLING MY DAD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1466 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:29,740 OLD MAN McGUIRE WOULD LOVE TO FIND OUT THAT 1467 00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:32,046 THAT LOSER IS SLEEPING IN THE STORE. 1468 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,221 NO, NO. NO. NO. 1469 00:59:33,265 --> 00:59:34,222 NO CALLS. 1470 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,268 NO. 1471 00:59:36,311 --> 00:59:37,617 YOU WANT TO BECOME HEAD DESIGNER, RIGHT? 1472 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:38,618 YEAH. 1473 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:39,924 BUT NOT IN THAT WAY. 1474 00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,404 WHY? THIS IS A SLAM DUNK. 1475 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:45,756 PROMISE ME THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY CALLS. 1476 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,976 OKAY. 1477 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,196 I PROMISE, NO CALLS. 1478 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:53,285 THANK YOU. 1479 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:12,260 I'M GUESSING YOU SAW IT. 1480 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:15,568 OH, GOD. 1481 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,049 UNFORTUNATELY, YES. 1482 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:19,267 MOST PEOPLE ONLY GET IN THE PAPERS 1483 01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:20,442 THREE TIMES IN THEIR LIVES... 1484 01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,140 WHEN THEY'RE BORN, WHEN THEY'RE MARRIED, 1485 01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:23,141 AND WHEN THEY DIE. 1486 01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:24,316 [LAUGHS] AND IN MY CASE, 1487 01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:27,754 WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE PSYCHO. 1488 01:00:27,798 --> 01:00:29,887 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER A TIME 1489 01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:31,149 WHEN THE WINDOWS GOT MORE ATTENTION. 1490 01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:33,673 MISS JEFFERS DIDN'T GET HALF YOUR CROWDS. 1491 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,328 AND SHE WORKED ALONE. 1492 01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:37,372 HA HA. 1493 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,460 LUCKY HER. 1494 01:00:38,504 --> 01:00:39,853 SO SPENDING THE NIGHT IN THE STORE 1495 01:00:39,897 --> 01:00:41,681 HASN'T CHANGED YOUR OPINION OF HIM? 1496 01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,335 HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? 1497 01:00:43,378 --> 01:00:45,250 YEAH. 1498 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,904 I OFFERED HIM TO STAY AT MY PLACE, 1499 01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,470 BUT HE'S TOO PROUD. 1500 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,908 YEAH, WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GIVING HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT. 1501 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,823 AND THE KEYS TO THE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM? 1502 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:55,129 I AM SHOCKED THAT HE HAS NOT MADE OFF 1503 01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:59,177 WITH THE SOAP AND THE BATHROOM FIXTURES. 1504 01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:01,353 I DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE KEYS. 1505 01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:02,833 MUST HAVE GOT THOSE FROM SOMEONE ELSE. 1506 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:04,661 HE SAID THAT YOU GAVE HIM THE KEYS. 1507 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:05,662 NOPE. 1508 01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:07,141 JUST THE ALARM CODES. 1509 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:12,320 HOT DOG, I LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 1510 01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:14,322 DON'T WORRY, YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT. 1511 01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,021 YOU HAVE THE ALARM CODES? 1512 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,241 THE... 1513 01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:22,113 OOPS. 1514 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:26,334 SO, WE WEREN'T LOCKED IN. 1515 01:01:26,378 --> 01:01:27,988 UH... 1516 01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:32,123 TECHNICALLY, NO. 1517 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:35,343 WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO KEEP ME IN THE STORE? 1518 01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:37,345 WHY DO YOU THINK? 1519 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:42,089 I DON'T KNOW, UH... 1520 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,265 TO DISTRACT ME? 1521 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,137 TO KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER? 1522 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:49,009 TO MAKE ME LOOK UNPROFESSIONAL 1523 01:01:49,053 --> 01:01:51,359 IN FRONT OF FITCH? 1524 01:01:51,403 --> 01:01:54,841 OR TO... I DON'T KNOW, TRY TO RUIN THINGS 1525 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:56,538 BETWEEN ME AND KENNETH? 1526 01:01:56,582 --> 01:01:59,019 UH, NONE OF THE ABOVE. 1527 01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,194 ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR, YOU AND KENNETH... 1528 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,979 I DON'T SEE IT. 1529 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,154 WHATEVER IT IS, 1530 01:02:03,197 --> 01:02:06,810 THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE, 1531 01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,289 IT WON'T WORK. 1532 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:10,552 CAN'T BLAME A GUY FOR TRYING, RIGHT? 1533 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:13,120 WELL, WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE WINDOW. 1534 01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:14,339 THE GRAND FINALE. 1535 01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:15,601 MM-HMM, 1536 01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,777 AND MY WINDOW IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR WINDOW 1537 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:20,084 LOOK LIKE A RE-GIFTED FRUITCAKE. 1538 01:02:20,127 --> 01:02:21,041 IS THAT RIGHT? 1539 01:02:21,085 --> 01:02:23,609 YEAH, SO YOU BETTER GO ON 1540 01:02:23,652 --> 01:02:25,785 GET BACK TO YOUR NAPKINS. 1541 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,744 THERE'S NO MORE NAPKINS. 1542 01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:29,528 IT'S ALL UP HERE. 1543 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:32,400 MM. 1544 01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:34,489 YEAH, THAT'LL WORK OUT, REAL WELL. 1545 01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:41,409 ♪ ♪ 1546 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,474 MORNING, RITA. 1547 01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:47,345 LOOKING GOOD. 1548 01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:48,999 HELLO. THANK YOU. 1549 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,391 YOU SMELL GOOD. 1550 01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:52,002 YEAH, SOME FREE COLOGNE SAMPLES. 1551 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:53,525 HOW'S THAT EGGNOG? 1552 01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:54,656 AH, WEAK. 1553 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:55,657 I CONCUR. 1554 01:03:55,701 --> 01:03:57,050 TALK TO MARGE IN KITCHENWARE. 1555 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:58,312 OH, WHAT'S UP, K-MAN? 1556 01:03:58,356 --> 01:04:00,793 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE AIRPORT? 1557 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:01,968 FLIGHT DELAY. 1558 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,361 LAST CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 1559 01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:04,971 I CAN'T. 1560 01:04:05,015 --> 01:04:07,017 COME ON. 1561 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:17,810 [COINS JINGLING] 1562 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,072 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 1563 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,118 KENNETH, THAT'S HER DRINK. 1564 01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:23,860 SHE'S MY... 1565 01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:24,817 COWORKER. 1566 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:25,774 OH. 1567 01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:27,994 I'M SORRY. 1568 01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:29,126 IT HAPPENS. 1569 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,911 I ACTUALLY... I DON'T SHAKE HANDS, 1570 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,347 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 1571 01:04:33,391 --> 01:04:35,915 BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING ON ME, OKAY? 1572 01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,177 HAND THAT BACK, PLEASE. 1573 01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:39,049 HAND IT BACK, PLEASE? 1574 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:40,485 HEY, GIRLS. 1575 01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:42,356 I'M GOING TO FIX THE SINK IN THE LADIES' JOHN. 1576 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,141 YOU WANT TO JOIN ME FOR A COUPLE OF HOT DOGS LATER? 1577 01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:46,404 YEAH. IF YOU'RE BUYING, LET'S GO GET SOME. 1578 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:49,059 KENNETH, THIS IS, UM... 1579 01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:51,061 THIS IS MY MOTHER. 1580 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:54,151 RITA DORENTELLA. 1581 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,545 I'M SORRY, 1582 01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:58,895 I DON'T, UH... 1583 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,026 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1584 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:02,028 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 1585 01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,247 THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS TRAVELING. 1586 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:04,770 YEAH, WELL, UM, 1587 01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:06,990 ONLY BACK AND FORTH TO McGUIRE'S. 1588 01:05:07,033 --> 01:05:08,861 SHE'S THE "DOMESTIC CONCIERGE," 1589 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,384 WHICH IS... 1590 01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:12,169 THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH. 1591 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:15,302 UM, SHE'S THE BATHROOM ATTENDANT. 1592 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:17,826 AND THIS IS MY UNCLE JIMMY. 1593 01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:18,740 I'M A DRAIN SURGEON! 1594 01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:22,614 SLOAN, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1595 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,050 I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME 1596 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:25,878 IF YOU KNEW THAT I WASN'T... 1597 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,314 LIKE YOU. 1598 01:05:27,358 --> 01:05:29,534 AND APPARENTLY, 1599 01:05:29,577 --> 01:05:31,188 I AM THE MOST SHALLOW AND INSECURE PERSON 1600 01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:32,841 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, 1601 01:05:32,885 --> 01:05:36,149 SO, UM, I'M SORRY. 1602 01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:41,981 I HAVE TO GO. 1603 01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:44,766 I'M-I'M SORRY. 1604 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:48,988 WAIT, SHOULDN'T WE AT LEAST FIGHT ABOUT THIS? 1605 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,685 ABOUT... 1606 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,614 YOU OKAY? 1607 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,271 HE'LL GET OVER IT. 1608 01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:13,273 A LITTLE FIGHTING'S GOOD FOR A COUPLE, RIGHT? 1609 01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:15,754 KENNETH DOESN'T FIGHT. 1610 01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:18,104 I THOUGHT KENNETH DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS. 1611 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,976 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1612 01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:23,631 I REALLY MESSED THIS UP. 1613 01:06:23,675 --> 01:06:27,635 CLEARLY, I'M NO RELATIONSHIP EXPERT, 1614 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:30,464 BUT IF HE CAN'T ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, 1615 01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:32,858 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM? 1616 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,905 AND WHO AM I, REALLY? 1617 01:06:36,949 --> 01:06:38,342 I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT, 1618 01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:41,084 I'M A LIAR, AND A FAKE, 1619 01:06:41,127 --> 01:06:42,433 WITH QUESTIONABLE TALENT. 1620 01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:45,958 THAT IS NOT WHO YOU ARE. 1621 01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:49,309 IF ONLY I HAD BEEN HONEST WITH HIM 1622 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:50,571 FROM THE BEGINNING... 1623 01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:52,182 HE WOULD HAVE DUMPED YOU IMMEDIATELY. 1624 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:54,401 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1625 01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:59,232 WELL, I'M GOING TO DINNER. 1626 01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:01,582 WHAT? IT'S 3:00. 1627 01:07:01,626 --> 01:07:03,541 YEAH, I'M DONE EARLY. 1628 01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:04,890 HOW CAN YOU BE DONE? 1629 01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:08,937 [TRUMPETS COYLY] 1630 01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:11,027 I MEAN, I'LL PROBABLY PAINT THE ROOM GREEN, 1631 01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:12,158 OR RED, OR... 1632 01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:13,333 [GASPS] I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BOTH. 1633 01:07:13,377 --> 01:07:16,075 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT 1634 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,208 THAT RIGHT THERE 1635 01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,687 IS YOUR CHRISTMAS EVE WINDOW? 1636 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:20,775 YUP. 1637 01:07:22,212 --> 01:07:23,735 YOU'RE TRYING TO THROW ME OFF. 1638 01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:25,302 NO. 1639 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:26,477 LESS IS MORE, RIGHT? 1640 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,740 WHAT HAPPENED TO "MORE IS MORE?" 1641 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:30,916 MAYBE LESS IS THE NEW MORE. 1642 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,832 THAT'S YOUR FINAL WINDOW? 1643 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,921 A PLATE OF COOKIES, 1644 01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:37,662 AND A... WHAT IS IT, A GLASS OF MILK? 1645 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:40,230 AND THE SANTA HAT. 1646 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:41,622 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. 1647 01:07:43,015 --> 01:07:44,973 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. 1648 01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:46,366 AND YOU DON'T CARE? 1649 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:50,066 IT MEANS MORE TO YOU. 1650 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,769 [CHUCKLES] 1651 01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:07,735 [FAMILY LAUGHING] 1652 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:13,741 OH, THERE SHE IS! 1653 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,092 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE, EVERYONE... 1654 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,224 I SAW YOU NAKED. 1655 01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:19,573 OKAY. 1656 01:08:19,617 --> 01:08:21,271 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1657 01:08:21,314 --> 01:08:22,663 YOU INVITED ME. 1658 01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:23,664 THE OTHER NIGHT, AT THE STORE? 1659 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,101 YEAH, I KNOW, I REMEMBER. 1660 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,798 I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY SHOW UP. 1661 01:08:27,886 --> 01:08:29,757 JAKE BROUGHT YOU THESE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. 1662 01:08:30,932 --> 01:08:32,804 UH, SECOND FLOOR GARDEN DISPLAY? 1663 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,110 GOOD EYE. 1664 01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:35,111 I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT CHOCOLATE, 1665 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,503 BUT, FOR SOME REASON, 1666 01:08:36,547 --> 01:08:38,244 FITCH STARTED LOCKING HIS OFFICE. 1667 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:40,333 SPEAKING OF WHICH... 1668 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:41,421 THANKS, GIRLFRIEND. 1669 01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:43,510 I AM GOING TO MISS 1670 01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:44,468 THAT 20-JET SHOWER. 1671 01:08:44,511 --> 01:08:45,643 YOU GAVE HIM THE KEYS 1672 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:46,992 TO THE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM? 1673 01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:48,428 THEY MAY HAVE 1674 01:08:48,472 --> 01:08:50,735 FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKET INTO HIS HAND. 1675 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:52,432 YOU KNOW, JAKE WAS JUST TELLING US 1676 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,781 THE STORY OF HIS FAVORITE CHRISTMAS... 1677 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:54,913 OH, NO, UNCLE JIMMY, I REALLY DON'T THINK... 1678 01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,828 OKAY, OKAY, SO, 1679 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,743 HE WANTED A PAIR OF ICE SKATES SO BADLY. 1680 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,962 FINALLY, IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME. 1681 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:02,616 HE OPENS THEM UP, 1682 01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:04,488 AND THEY'RE WHITE GIRL'S SKATES. 1683 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:06,403 [LAUGHING] 1684 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,709 THEY WERE OUT OF THE BLACK ONES. 1685 01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:10,058 SLOAN, REMEMBER THE CHRISTMAS 1686 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:11,321 YOU GOT YOUR ICE SKATES? 1687 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:13,584 YOU WERE CRAZY ABOUT THOSE SKATES. 1688 01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:15,586 YEAH. YEAH, I WAS, YEAH. 1689 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:17,414 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1690 01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:18,458 THAT MUST BE THE DATE. 1691 01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,894 YOU INVITED A DATE? 1692 01:09:19,938 --> 01:09:20,808 YEAH. 1693 01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:22,158 FOR YOUR MOM. 1694 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,811 A DATE? 1695 01:09:23,855 --> 01:09:24,682 RELAX. SIT DOWN. 1696 01:09:24,725 --> 01:09:25,987 BUT SHE DOESN'T DATE. 1697 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,337 OH, SHE DOES NOW. 1698 01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:29,165 DO I LOOK OKAY? 1699 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:30,862 YOU'RE A TRAFFIC-STOPPER, RITA. 1700 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:31,993 THANK YOU. 1701 01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:33,169 SO WHO'S THIS DATE? 1702 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:34,170 ANYBODY? 1703 01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:35,171 I DON'T KNOW. 1704 01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:36,520 SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME. 1705 01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:39,392 RITA? 1706 01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:40,915 HI, MAC. 1707 01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:42,178 YOU LOOK LOVELY. 1708 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:43,396 WELL, THANK YOU. 1709 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,658 YOU CLEAN UP WELL YOURSELF. 1710 01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:45,833 YOU'D BE SURPRISED 1711 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:48,009 WHAT A LITTLE WINDEX WILL DO. 1712 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,230 EVERYBODY, THIS IS MAC. 1713 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,362 [EVERYONE]: HI, MAC. 1714 01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:53,972 HEY, THERE. HI! 1715 01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:55,191 YOU KIDS GOT ME THINKING, YOU KNOW, 1716 01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:56,366 I'VE SPENT THE HOLIDAYS ALONE 1717 01:09:56,409 --> 01:09:58,716 SINCE MY WIFE DIED. 1718 01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:00,979 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED THAT. 1719 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:03,677 YOUR MOTHER AND I... 1720 01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:05,853 WELL, WE'VE HAD OUR EYE ON EACH OTHER 1721 01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:08,508 FOR A WHILE NOW, HAVEN'T WE, RITA? 1722 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,075 I KNOW I HAVE. 1723 01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,032 [CHUCKLES] 1724 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,254 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE, 1725 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:16,560 BUT I, FOR ONE, 1726 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,257 AM DYING TO BREAK INTO THAT TUR-DUNKIN'. 1727 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,867 WELL, COME ON! 1728 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,260 FOLLOW ME. 1729 01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:22,522 YES! LET'S GO! 1730 01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:24,481 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1731 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:26,700 HERE COMES THE TURKEY! 1732 01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,093 [ALL CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 1733 01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:29,529 TUR-DUNKIN', YOU DID IT! 1734 01:10:29,573 --> 01:10:30,400 WHO'S GOING TO CARVE THIS THING? 1735 01:10:30,443 --> 01:10:32,271 WELL, YOU DO IT. 1736 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:33,446 NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO CARVE. 1737 01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:35,056 I'VE BEEN UNCLOGGING SINKS ALL DAY. 1738 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,275 [LAUGHTER] 1739 01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:37,276 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CARVE IT. 1740 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,321 I'LL CARVE IT. 1741 01:10:38,364 --> 01:10:41,149 I'M IN A SCULPTING CLASS, SO... 1742 01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:42,499 YOU'RE A SCULPTOR, TOO? 1743 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,413 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1744 01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:45,241 I INSPIRE THE SCULPTORS. 1745 01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:46,807 HE'S A SUPERMODEL. 1746 01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:49,288 OH, NOW, THAT IS A JOB THAT I WOULD BE VERY GOOD AT. 1747 01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:52,465 YEAH, WE'LL BE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH ON THAT. 1748 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:54,250 [LAUGHING] 1749 01:10:54,293 --> 01:10:56,208 UNCLE JIMMY, I'M SORRY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, 1750 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,601 CAN YOU HAND ME THAT... 1751 01:10:58,602 --> 01:10:59,951 PASS THE ROLLS! 1752 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:01,953 HEY, HEY, BUN THIEF! 1753 01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:03,476 THAT'S MY BUN. 1754 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,086 THIS IS YOUR BUN. 1755 01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:07,175 I WANT MY BUN BACK. GIVE ME BACK MY... 1756 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,569 [ALL SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING] 1757 01:11:13,617 --> 01:11:16,010 [LAUGHING] 1758 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,799 ♪ ♪ 1759 01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:39,860 HAPPY HOLIDAYS, LOYAL SHOPPERS! 1760 01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:43,734 WELCOME TO OUR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS EVE UNVEILING. 1761 01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:45,301 NOW, AS USUAL, 1762 01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:47,128 McGUIRE DOES HAVE OUR STOCKING STUFFERS HERE, 1763 01:11:47,172 --> 01:11:48,434 SO PLEASE FEEL FREE 1764 01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:50,349 TO TAKE A COUPLE STOCKING STUFFERS. 1765 01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:51,959 HERE YOU ARE, LADIES. 1766 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,047 THERE YOU ARE. 1767 01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:54,614 AND HERE... NOT YOU, JAKE. THANK YOU. 1768 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:57,182 STOCKING STUFFERS... 1769 01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,185 NOW, IN 95 YEARS OF BUSINESS HERE AT McGUIRE'S, 1770 01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,534 WE'RE KNOWN FOR QUALITY, 1771 01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:03,667 WE ARE KNOWN FOR TRADITION, 1772 01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:04,668 BUT WE'RE ALSO KNOWN FOR OUR... 1773 01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:05,930 YES, THERE IT IS. 1774 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,148 MISS. 1775 01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:09,499 WE'RE ALSO KNOWN FOR OUR CHRISTMAS WINDOWS, 1776 01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:10,587 WHICH EVERYBODY LOVES, 1777 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,979 AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL AGREE 1778 01:12:12,023 --> 01:12:13,633 THAT THIS YEAR WE REALLY OUTDID OURSELVES, 1779 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:15,374 AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1780 01:12:15,418 --> 01:12:17,985 SO, PLEASE, WITH NO FURTHER ADO. 1781 01:12:18,029 --> 01:12:19,726 WINDOW ONE. 1782 01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,253 WOW. 1783 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,431 JAKE? 1784 01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:29,649 YEAH. 1785 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:33,871 JAKE, IS THAT... IS THAT YOUR WINDOW? 1786 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:35,220 YEAH. 1787 01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:37,396 WHAT.... WHAT IS THAT? 1788 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,397 MINIMALISM. 1789 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:39,616 IT SENDS A MESSAGE. 1790 01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:41,269 WHAT MESSAGE IS IT SENDING? 1791 01:12:41,313 --> 01:12:43,054 ELIMINATING EXCESS. 1792 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:44,751 JAKE, WE'RE A DEPARTMENT STORE. 1793 01:12:44,795 --> 01:12:46,187 EXCESS IS WHAT WE DO. 1794 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:47,580 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, TODAY'S ECONOMY AS IT IS, 1795 01:12:47,624 --> 01:12:49,190 SETBACKS, CUTBACKS... 1796 01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:51,497 CUTBACKS, OH, THERE'LL BE CUTBACKS, MY FRIEND. 1797 01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:52,585 THERE'S GOING TO BE CUTBACKS. 1798 01:12:52,629 --> 01:12:53,673 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1799 01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:56,502 LUCKILY, WE HAVE TWO WINDOWS, 1800 01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:58,025 SO... 1801 01:12:58,069 --> 01:13:00,680 WINDOW NUMBER TWO, HERE WE ARE. 1802 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:03,509 [AUDIENCE GASPING IN DELIGHT] 1803 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:06,338 [APPLAUSE] 1804 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:09,036 [CROWD MURMURING IN APPROVAL] 1805 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,473 NICE. THAT'S BETTER, THAT'S BETTER. 1806 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,083 IT WILL BE. 1807 01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:16,566 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1808 01:13:16,609 --> 01:13:18,306 IT IS A CHRISTMAS DINNER FOOD FIGHT. 1809 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,223 IT'S A LITTLE RISKY. 1810 01:13:22,267 --> 01:13:23,399 ZEITGEIST. 1811 01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:25,531 AH, RIGHT. 1812 01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:27,794 CONGRATS. YOU DID IT. 1813 01:13:37,978 --> 01:13:39,806 [CROWD MURMURING IN SHOCK] 1814 01:13:41,286 --> 01:13:42,461 [FOOD SPLATS] 1815 01:13:42,505 --> 01:13:44,158 [CROWD RECOILING IN DISGUST] 1816 01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:45,072 NO, NO, NO. 1817 01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:49,250 [CROWD MURMURING IN DISINTEREST] 1818 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:50,556 GREAT. 1819 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,253 THIS IS... IT'S FINE. IT'S A JOKE. 1820 01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:53,907 THEY'RE HIRED ACTORS. THEY'RE... 1821 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:55,126 [CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY] 1822 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:57,868 SALES INSIDE! 1823 01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:01,480 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO. 1824 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,351 YOU JUST SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR McGUIRE'S. 1825 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:05,266 SO... THAT'S GREAT. 1826 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:06,267 [CLAPPING] 1827 01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:07,443 YOU'RE FIRED. 1828 01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,364 ♪ ♪ 1829 01:14:34,121 --> 01:14:36,515 WOW... 1830 01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:40,780 THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 1831 01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:42,565 REALLY? 1832 01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:43,653 REALLY. 1833 01:14:49,223 --> 01:14:51,530 [SIGHING] 1834 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,532 SO... 1835 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:55,403 CHRISTMAS EVE, HERE WE ARE. 1836 01:14:55,447 --> 01:14:57,841 [QUIETLY] YEAH. 1837 01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:01,192 CANDY CANE? 1838 01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:02,715 TRADE YOU. 1839 01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,500 FOR ME? 1840 01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:07,154 AN APOLOGY FA LA LATTE. 1841 01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,721 [CHUCKLES] 1842 01:15:10,288 --> 01:15:11,332 I'M SORRY. 1843 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:12,682 FOR WHAT? 1844 01:15:12,725 --> 01:15:15,249 AMONG OTHER THINGS, 1845 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:16,816 I'M THE REASON THAT YOU GOT FIRED. 1846 01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:19,515 AH, THAT WAS INEVITABLE. 1847 01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:21,560 THIS IS TRUE. 1848 01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:23,997 AT LEAST I CAN FALL BACK ON MY CAREER AS A SUPERMODEL. 1849 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:27,087 THIS IS NOT TRUE. UM... 1850 01:15:27,131 --> 01:15:29,655 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN 1851 01:15:29,699 --> 01:15:36,401 I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR SO LONG TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE, 1852 01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:40,579 THAT I COMPLETELY LOST SIGHT OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT, 1853 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,407 AND I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE McGUIRE'S TONIGHT, 1854 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,843 AND I JUST... 1855 01:15:43,887 --> 01:15:46,193 I JUST REALIZED, YOU KNOW, 1856 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:49,022 WE SHOULD BE CAPTURING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, 1857 01:15:49,066 --> 01:15:50,720 NOT THE ZEITGEIST. 1858 01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:53,723 YOU KNOW WHAT, 1859 01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:55,289 I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE 1860 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,161 FOR RUINING 95 YEARS OF TRADITION, 1861 01:15:57,204 --> 01:15:58,945 AND I DON'T THINK YOU DO EITHER. 1862 01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:00,860 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1863 01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:05,604 WELL, I DO PREFER BEING IRRESPONSIBLE. 1864 01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:08,041 YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT IT. 1865 01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:11,262 UM, DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ALARM CODE? 1866 01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:13,612 UM... 1867 01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:15,745 MAYBE? 1868 01:16:18,095 --> 01:16:19,531 YOU KNOW WHERE THIS BELONGS. 1869 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,496 SIGN IT. 1870 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:49,039 SO, NO FOOD FIGHTS, NO HALF-EATEN CAKE, 1871 01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:50,736 NO SANTA BEING SAWED IN HALF BY A MAGICIAN. 1872 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:53,086 REALLY, THAT JUST LEAVES... 1873 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,914 KENNETH. 1874 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,525 HOW FESTIVE. 1875 01:16:59,397 --> 01:17:00,354 HI. 1876 01:17:00,398 --> 01:17:01,138 COME ON IN HERE. 1877 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,096 IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE. 1878 01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,490 LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS IN THE HAMPTONS AFTER ALL. 1879 01:17:05,533 --> 01:17:07,797 OR WAS IT ASPEN? 1880 01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:14,978 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BROOKLYN. 1881 01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:20,113 SO, UH, WHY AREN'T YOU IN ASPEN? 1882 01:17:20,157 --> 01:17:23,595 DENVER IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY SNOWED IN. 1883 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,596 NO FLIGHTS. 1884 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,467 SO... 1885 01:17:26,511 --> 01:17:28,687 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1886 01:17:28,731 --> 01:17:30,471 YEAH, UM... 1887 01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:32,909 IT FELT WEIRD, HOW THINGS WERE LEFT. 1888 01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:35,389 UM... 1889 01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:37,478 I'M SORRY. 1890 01:17:37,522 --> 01:17:39,393 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST WITH YOU. 1891 01:17:39,437 --> 01:17:44,877 I, UH, I HAD THIS IMAGE OF WHAT I THOUGHT I SHOULD BE, 1892 01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:47,924 AND I WAS WRONG. 1893 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:50,013 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 1894 01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:52,624 THANK YOU. 1895 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,625 AND I'VE BEEN THINKING, 1896 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,800 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 1897 01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:57,803 THAT I AM WILLING TO OVERLOOK THOSE PEOPLE. 1898 01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,370 WHAT PEOPLE? 1899 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:02,373 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER AND THE PLUMBER. 1900 01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:06,899 THOSE PEOPLE 1901 01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,858 ARE MY... 1902 01:18:08,901 --> 01:18:11,817 WAIT A MINUTE. 1903 01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:13,384 I'M SORRY, DO YOU... 1904 01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,298 [SNIFFING] 1905 01:18:14,341 --> 01:18:15,212 DO YOU SMELL LIKE COLOGNE? 1906 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:19,564 UH... WHAT? 1907 01:18:19,607 --> 01:18:21,131 [SNIFFING] 1908 01:18:21,174 --> 01:18:22,349 YOU SMELL LIKE COLOGNE. 1909 01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:24,438 LIKE... 1910 01:18:24,482 --> 01:18:25,570 EAU DE MEGAN. 1911 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:28,486 OKAY, YES, WE HAD DRINKS. 1912 01:18:28,529 --> 01:18:29,530 YOU AND MEGAN? 1913 01:18:29,574 --> 01:18:30,749 YES. 1914 01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:31,619 AND MAYBE A DINNER LAST WEEK 1915 01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:32,577 WHEN YOU WERE WORKING. 1916 01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:33,578 IT WAS NOT A BIG DEAL. 1917 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:35,754 YOU LIED TO ME, I LIED TO YOU. 1918 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,190 LET'S JUST... 1919 01:18:37,234 --> 01:18:39,540 LET'S JUST CALL IT EVEN, OKAY, AND START OVER? 1920 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:42,892 KENNETH, I, UH... 1921 01:18:42,935 --> 01:18:44,720 I DON'T WANT TO START OVER. 1922 01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:46,417 BECAUSE OF MEGAN? 1923 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,027 IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. 1924 01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:49,768 SHE'S JUST A SALESGIRL. 1925 01:18:49,812 --> 01:18:52,597 AND I AM JUST A WINDOW DRESSER. 1926 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:55,600 YOU CALLED ME. 1927 01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:57,558 YES. 1928 01:18:57,602 --> 01:19:00,823 TO APOLOGIZE. 1929 01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:03,608 "THOSE PEOPLE" 1930 01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:05,001 ARE MY FAMILY. 1931 01:19:05,044 --> 01:19:07,133 YOU KNOW, AND, YEAH, 1932 01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:08,831 THEY MIGHT BE LOUD 1933 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:11,181 AND VERY EMBARRASSING, 1934 01:19:11,224 --> 01:19:13,531 BUT THEY'RE MINE, 1935 01:19:13,574 --> 01:19:14,575 AND I LOVE THEM. 1936 01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,229 YOU KNOW, I DON'T... 1937 01:19:16,273 --> 01:19:20,407 I DON'T WANT TO BE SOMEBODY'S PLUS-ONE. 1938 01:19:20,451 --> 01:19:24,672 I WANT TO BE SOMEBODY'S BATTLEAXE. 1939 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:47,434 IF YOU MUST KNOW, 1940 01:19:47,478 --> 01:19:51,656 LORD KENNETH'S FLOWERS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ASPEN. 1941 01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:08,194 [BEEPS MUSIC ON] 1942 01:20:08,238 --> 01:20:10,980 [CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYS] 1943 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:14,244 IT-IT JUST... 1944 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:18,161 ♪ ♪ 1945 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:22,339 ♪ DECK THE HALLS AND HANG THE MISTLETOE ♪ 1946 01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:25,951 ♪ KISS THE ONE YOU LOVE AND LET IT SNOW ♪ 1947 01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:30,564 ♪ ISN'T CHRISTMAS TIME A WONDERFUL THING? ♪ 1948 01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:36,701 ♪ AND SANTA CLAUS WILL DROP ON BY ♪ 1949 01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:38,094 [LAUGHING] 1950 01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:42,489 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGIC WHEN HIS REINDEER FLY? ♪ 1951 01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:47,843 ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME IS ALMOST HERE AGAIN ♪ 1952 01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:52,238 ♪ EVERY YEAR, THE CAROLS MAKE YOU HEART SING ♪ 1953 01:20:52,282 --> 01:20:56,460 ♪ ISN'T CHRISTMAS TIME A WONDERFUL THING? ♪ 1954 01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:59,724 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON FITCH'S FACE. 1955 01:20:59,767 --> 01:21:00,899 WELL, HE'S EITHER GOING TO KISS US 1956 01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:02,205 OR KILL US. 1957 01:21:02,248 --> 01:21:03,510 NOT REALLY SURE WHICH I'D PREFER. 1958 01:21:03,554 --> 01:21:06,078 I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE EITHER ONE OF THOSE. 1959 01:21:07,123 --> 01:21:08,515 [ALARMS WAILING] 1960 01:21:08,559 --> 01:21:09,995 OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED? 1961 01:21:10,039 --> 01:21:10,866 I DON'T KNOW. 1962 01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:12,345 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 1963 01:21:12,389 --> 01:21:15,479 [ALARMS WAILING AND BLARING] 1964 01:21:15,522 --> 01:21:18,221 FITCH MUST HAVE CHANGED THE CODES. 1965 01:21:18,264 --> 01:21:20,788 [ALARMS BLARING AND ECHOING] 1966 01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:26,751 [WAILING POLICE SIRENS APPROACH] 1967 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:33,801 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 1968 01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:34,933 HOLD IT THERE. 1969 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:35,803 HANDS AGAINST THE HOOD OF THE CAR. 1970 01:21:35,847 --> 01:21:37,196 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1971 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,023 HANDS AGAINST THE HOOD OF THE CAR, PLEASE. 1972 01:21:38,067 --> 01:21:39,242 IT'S OKAY. WE WORK HERE. 1973 01:21:39,285 --> 01:21:40,025 OKAY, WELL, WE USED TO WORK HERE. 1974 01:21:40,069 --> 01:21:40,983 WE USED TO WORK HERE. 1975 01:21:41,026 --> 01:21:41,940 BUT WE DON'T... 1976 01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:43,202 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 1977 01:21:43,246 --> 01:21:46,075 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST. 1978 01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:47,598 [HANDCUFFS RATTLE] 1979 01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:50,470 DON'T SAY IT. 1980 01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:51,384 I WON'T. 1981 01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:52,516 YOU'RE NOT FREAKING OUT? 1982 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:53,952 WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? 1983 01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:55,736 THEY ALREADY FIRED US. 1984 01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:56,607 JAIL? 1985 01:21:56,650 --> 01:21:58,043 PERFECT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS. 1986 01:21:58,087 --> 01:21:59,392 PLUS FREE MEALS. 1987 01:21:59,436 --> 01:22:00,567 AND NO MAKE-UP. 1988 01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,961 PHEW! YOU'VE CHANGED, VAN DOREN. 1989 01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:04,702 HMM. YOU HAVEN'T. 1990 01:22:08,706 --> 01:22:10,664 DID YOU CALL KENNETH? 1991 01:22:12,057 --> 01:22:13,580 NO. 1992 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,887 DID YOU CALLED KENNETH AND KENNETH CALLED HIS FATHER? 1993 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,716 I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS. 1994 01:22:24,243 --> 01:22:25,201 OH. 1995 01:22:30,293 --> 01:22:31,642 THANK YOU. 1996 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,519 MAC? 1997 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,694 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1998 01:22:40,738 --> 01:22:42,044 WHOSE CAR IS THIS? 1999 01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:43,741 IT'S MINE. 2000 01:22:43,784 --> 01:22:46,135 WOW, WASHING WINDOWS PAYS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 2001 01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,049 NO, 2002 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:48,615 I'M JUST RICH. 2003 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:49,747 SURE, 2004 01:22:49,790 --> 01:22:50,791 AND I BET YOU HAVE THREE LAST NAMES. 2005 01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:53,229 OH, NO, ONLY ONE. 2006 01:22:53,272 --> 01:22:54,491 McGUIRE. 2007 01:22:56,406 --> 01:22:58,451 MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW, 2008 01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:02,586 THEY JUST LOVE THOSE BOARDROOMS AND MEETINGS AT THE CLUB. 2009 01:23:02,629 --> 01:23:03,935 I TRIED THAT LIFESTYLE BACK IN THE DAY, 2010 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,285 BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME. 2011 01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,460 I LIKE BEING WHERE THE ACTION IS, 2012 01:23:07,504 --> 01:23:08,679 GETTING TO KNOW MY EMPLOYEES, 2013 01:23:08,722 --> 01:23:13,292 BEING TREATED LIKE A REGULAR PERSON. 2014 01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:15,816 MY LIFE IS RICH BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE IN IT. 2015 01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:19,516 LIKE YOU TWO. 2016 01:23:23,868 --> 01:23:24,738 GROUP HUG? 2017 01:23:24,782 --> 01:23:26,262 [LAUGHS] 2018 01:23:26,305 --> 01:23:27,785 COME ON. 2019 01:23:27,828 --> 01:23:28,829 [LAUGHING] 2020 01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:30,222 OKAY... 2021 01:23:32,050 --> 01:23:34,052 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN ♪ 2022 01:23:34,096 --> 01:23:38,709 ♪ AND EVERYBODY'S HOME ♪ 2023 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:40,058 ♪ THE FIRE'S BURNING BRIGHT... ♪ 2024 01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:41,842 THIS YEAR, WE'VE REALLY OUTDONE OURSELVES, OKAY, 2025 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:45,281 SO WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, HERE WE ARE! 2026 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,673 HERE IT IS. 2027 01:23:48,675 --> 01:23:50,025 [APPLAUSE] 2028 01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:52,070 WOW. 2029 01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:53,724 ISN'T THAT NICE? 2030 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:56,161 YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THE TURKEY. 2031 01:23:56,205 --> 01:23:58,468 [TOY TRAIN CHUGS AND TOOTS] 2032 01:23:58,511 --> 01:24:00,905 ♪ ♪ 2033 01:24:06,563 --> 01:24:08,260 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2034 01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:14,832 ♪ ♪ 2035 01:24:17,530 --> 01:24:21,360 ♪ FEELIN' HAPPY ♪ 2036 01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:25,799 ♪ IT'S SANTA'S JOB SAYIN' HO, HO, HO ♪ 2037 01:24:25,843 --> 01:24:28,585 ♪ AND THE STREETS ARE COVERED UP WITH SNOW ♪ 2038 01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:31,327 ♪ OH, CHRISTMAS ♪ 2039 01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:33,372 ♪ THIS IS CHRISTMAS... ♪ 2040 01:24:33,416 --> 01:24:36,027 [DOOR SLAMS] 2041 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,594 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO, 2042 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:42,816 ON YOUR MARGINALLY DESERVED PROMOTION. 2043 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:43,904 YOU'RE PROMOTING US? 2044 01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:46,342 YES, JAKE. 2045 01:24:46,385 --> 01:24:49,736 CONSIDER YOURSELVES BOTH THE NEW MISS JEFFERS. 2046 01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:53,000 GOD HELP US. 2047 01:24:53,044 --> 01:24:55,090 THANK YOU, MR. FITCH. 2048 01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:56,743 WE WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU. 2049 01:24:56,787 --> 01:24:59,006 WELL... I STILL MIGHT. 2050 01:24:59,050 --> 01:25:01,226 NO DOUBT, JAKE, NO DOUBT. 2051 01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:05,230 I LOVE THIS WINDOW. 2052 01:25:05,274 --> 01:25:08,407 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2053 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:09,930 OKAY, SERIOUSLY, 2054 01:25:09,974 --> 01:25:11,802 IS THIS SWEATER MADE OUT OF BRILLO? 2055 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,151 STOP IT. 2056 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:14,631 PUT YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. 2057 01:25:14,674 --> 01:25:16,937 OKAY. 2058 01:25:16,981 --> 01:25:19,288 ♪ ♪ 2059 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:27,165 [CROWD SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 2060 01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:30,125 ♪ ♪ 2061 01:25:31,604 --> 01:25:34,085 HOW ABOUT THAT? 2062 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:34,999 WOW. 2063 01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:40,918 OH, RIGHT. 2064 01:25:40,961 --> 01:25:42,049 [GIGGLING] 2065 01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:44,878 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2066 01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:47,751 UM, WE SHOULD... 2067 01:25:47,794 --> 01:25:48,882 WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO THAT AGAIN. 2068 01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:49,709 YEAH. 2069 01:25:49,753 --> 01:25:52,451 YEAH, NO ARGUMENTS FROM ME. 2070 01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:54,279 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2071 01:25:54,323 --> 01:25:56,847 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2072 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,545 ♪ ♪ 2073 01:25:59,589 --> 01:26:02,244 ♪ EVERYBODY... ♪ 2074 01:26:02,287 --> 01:26:05,986 ♪ FEELIN' HAPPY ♪ 2075 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:09,947 ♪ IT'S SANTA'S JOB SAYIN' HO, HO, HO ♪ 2076 01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:12,167 ♪ OH, CHRISTMAS ♪ 2077 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:17,346 ♪ THIS IS CHRISTMAS... ♪ 2078 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:23,961 ♪ ♪ 125762