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Here's the plan for tomorrow.
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We start at 8:00 a.m.
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First is Dunkin' Donuts,
next is Krispy Kreme...
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Hold on.
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It's Veterans Day.
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There are 27 restaurants
offering free food
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to anybody who served
in the military.
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Even the Air Force.
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You know it.
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Point is, you can't go
donut to donut.
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Every donut is a chicken pot pie
you're not having later.
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Listen to that wisdom.
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I've been a veteran
a lot longer than you.
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Learn from my mistakes.
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Junk, junk, bill.
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Something from the V.A.
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And you got
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a catalog for slippers.
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Oh, gimme, gimme.
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I hate how excited I am
about this.
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What is it?
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My disability rating.
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Oh.
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What does it say?
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70 percent.
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Wow.
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I know.
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You okay?
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Apparently, I'm only 30% okay.
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Good things will come
from this, Riley Jaan.
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You'll get a check
every month.
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Hearing loss, arthritis, PTSD.
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Ooh, that part has
a whole bunch of words.
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Let me tell you about
these doctor numbers.
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When I was in my mother's womb,
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they said I had
a 30% chance to survive.
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And look at me now.
I am 100% here.
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Hey, do me a favor.
Hmm?
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Don't mention this when
the boys come over tomorrow.
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Riley, you don't have anything
to be embarrassed about.
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Oh, you haven't read
this letter.
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Okay.
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I won't mention it.
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Tomorrow...
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is about celebrating
your service, seeing old friends
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and eating until we are sick.
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God bless America.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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You look good, Pop.
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Where do you think
you get it from?
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I wish you'd come
on our food crawl
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instead of doing your parade.
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Come on, what would a parade
be without the color guard?
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Faster?
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Oh, they're here, they're here.Ah!
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Todd, you ugly bastard,
get in here!
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I'm ugly? You look like
your face caught fire
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and someone put it out
with a brick.
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It's funny because
they are both beautiful men.
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Al, you got fat!
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Lizzie, it's funny because...I understand jokes.
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Hey, big guy.
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This is my dad.
You are gonna love him.
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Hey, nice to finally meet you.TODD: Same, sir.
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This is my sister.
Stay away from her.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Todd, thank you for your help
getting my sister out of Kabul.
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I'm just glad she's safe.
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I am ready to eat!
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Badger!
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Hey, man.
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Nate.
Hi, Mr. Dugan.
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Hey, Nate.
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You got tall.
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You got your braces off.
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I know, right?
Uh, looks good.
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Whatever.
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Hazel, why don't you go bring
some refreshments for our guests
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instead of
standing here giggling.
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Oh, my God, I am not giggling.
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I'm already kind of full.
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Damn it, Todd, you will
not be slowing us down.
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We're not in combat anymore.
We will leave you behind.
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Hey, Todd, what was it like
being in my dad's squad?
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Mm, the greatest.
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This one time, we were
on leave in Okinawa...
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And I lost my toothbrush.
Next story.
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Hey, Hazel, did you know we
used to call your dad Ankles?
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How come?
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Because wearing
boots and socks
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made his ankle hair stop growing
and gave him lady feet.
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Did you miss the girls?
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All right, Hazel Jaan,
where we going next?
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Uh, Tastyberry Junction.
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Tasty J's. Tasty J's.
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Why are we going there?
It's for little kids.
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I know, right?
My dad loves it.
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How was the parade?Not great.
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I got stuck behind the horses.
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Where are your shoes?
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In a dumpster on 18th Street.
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What's that?
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Michael's stuff.
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Thought I might open it today.
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'Cause it's, uh, Veterans Day?
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'Cause I thought
the house would be empty.
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Well, I have another parade
in a couple hours.
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I'll get out
of your hair.
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Thanks.
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You mind if I grab
a coffee first?
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No.
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Make one for me?
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Irish?
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Please.
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This place is lame, huh?
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I guess it's okay.
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Want to play Skee-Ball?
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Sure.
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Great!
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Mm. Where is that waitress?
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These are supposed to be
bottomless chips.
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I can see the bottom.
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Badger, you're rich now.
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Why don't you buy the restaurant
and fire her?
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Hey, it's my wife's money.
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I'm just the arm candy.
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In my culture,
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a man who lives off of his
wife's money is only half a man.
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Yeah, that's true here, too.
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So, Todd, you still planning
to be an umpire?
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Nah, it's harder than you think.
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They have a school
and everything.
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Oh, geez, I can see how
that would be a barrier for you.
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So, what's the new plan?
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Take that career test the
Marines give you on the way out?
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Yeah, and guess what it said
I'm qualified for.
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Nothing?
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Close.
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Crossing guard.
Ooh.
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Wait, birthday clown
was already taken?
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My shoulder still clicks.
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I guess I could
just get disability.
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You know, sit on my ass,
cash those checks.
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Well...
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if they decide you deserve the
money, you deserve the money.
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There's no shame in it.
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Eat your burrito, Al.
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It's an important point.
Many people have
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the misunderstanding
that disability is...
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Why don't you go
check on the kids.
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Ah, mm. Fine.
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Maybe I should just marry rich
like this guy.
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I couldn't recommend it more.
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Ah. I will leave you to it.
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No, you can stay.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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You know, sweetheart,
I get it.
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When your mom passed away,
it took me months
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to even look at her closet,
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so don't feel bad--
And we're doing this.
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From our second date, mini golf.
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Boy, did he cheat.
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Hole in one? I don't think so.
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Hmm.
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That's a lot
of shot glasses.
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He collected them.
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Branson, Yellowstone,
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Niagara Falls.
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The Vatican.
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This one was
hard to find.
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Oh, he was obsessed
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with Donny Hathaway.
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Hmm.
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His wings!
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After flight school graduation,
they had this fancy ceremony,
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and then got wasted
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and punched the pins
into each other's chests.
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Idiots.
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I'm proud of you.
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Why?
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You opened the box.
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No tears.
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Should I be more upset?
No.
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It means you're moving on.
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Oh, my God, you think so?
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Uh, uh... no, I don't.
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I-I think you're still very sad.
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No.
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I'm not.
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I...
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Yes.
You're good.
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I know.
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You're up.
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Are you growing
a mustache?
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Yeah.
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I-I was thinking about
shaving it.
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No, don't. It looks great.
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Roll the ball, Nate.
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Hey, hey.
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Hmm?
What was all that
at the table?
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I was just trying
to help Todd.
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You helping Todd is
a lot like you pissing me off.
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Riley, they are your squad.
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Just leave it alone.
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Okay.
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How about I take the kids home?
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You go to the bar with the guys.
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Have many beers
and insult each other.
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You're all very good at it.
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All right.
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Also, I don't want
you to be alarmed,
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but these children
are in love.
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Don't worry. I will protect
your family's honor.
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Sure, you do that. Hmm.
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I will make them
walk home.
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Exhaustion is the
enemy of passion.
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It is, isn't it?
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My feet hurt.
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No, they don't.
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Are you my feet?
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I am your elder,
and I used to walk
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ten kilometers
to my school and back.
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Without food, without water,
without complaining.
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Sometimes, when
I'd get hungry,
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I used to walk into a clover
field and eat clovers with salt.
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Where'd you get the salt?
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Don't engage him.
That's what he wants.
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Uber for Nate?
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Finally.What?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
You, keep driving.
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You, give me your phone.
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Now, to answer your question,
I always carried salt
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and a knife in case
I passed a cucumber field.
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Do you have any salt
on you now?
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I still think about him.
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Still miss him.
Still love him.
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Course you do.
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A year ago, this would have
knocked me on my ass.
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Well, that's a good thing.
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Is it?
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I feel kind of bad about it.
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Look, one of the things about
grief is you get used to it.
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Get used to having it around.
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Sometimes you feel like
it's the only thing
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keeping you connected
to that person.
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And, hey,
the other thing about grief?
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Makes no sense.
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Just when you think
you're done with it, boom,
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you're weeping at the car wash
for no reason.
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You love the car wash.
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It's a great place to cry.
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Very loud and there's
lots of water on the ground.
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So, don't feel bad
about not feeling bad.
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You'll feel bad again.
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Even worse than you think.
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Promise?
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You have my word.
You're gonna be a mess.
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Thanks, Dad.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Hey, you want to come
see me in the parade?
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You gonna be behind the horses?
267
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,772
Probably.
268
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:11,992
Yeah, I'll come.
269
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,301
Meal Team Six.
270
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,694
Mm-hmm.Here you go.
271
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,477
Thanks, Holly.
272
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,957
Hey, happy Veterans Day.
273
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,654
How was your food crawl?
274
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,222
We're sweaty, we're dizzy,
none of our pants are buttoned.
275
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,050
Mission accomplished. Uh-huh.
276
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,530
Should I start a tab?
277
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,923
Oh, I got it.
278
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,968
This guy's an aspiring
crossing guard.
279
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796
Ha-ha-ha. Real funny.
280
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,190
Hey, don't worry,
you'll get there one day.
281
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,539
Keep dreaming big, baby.
282
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,802
Oh, yeah.Yeah.
Cheers, boys.
283
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,239
Mm.
284
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,850
Hazel seems great.
285
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,242
Oh, she is, man.
286
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,591
She's super smart.
Mm.
287
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,810
Where the hell
does she get that?
288
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,420
Her mother. Who else?
289
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,640
So you getting
back out there?
290
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,903
Nah, I'm hoping to
patch things up with Vanessa.
291
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:54,861
How's that looking?
292
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,253
Here with you idiots,
aren't I?
293
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,169
Ah, I got to hit the head.
294
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:02,694
Hey, crossing guard,
want to clear a path for me?
295
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,788
Glad my life's a joke
to you guys.
296
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,093
Oh, we're just
busting your chops.
297
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,660
No, it's hilarious.
298
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,750
I've been out six months,
already blew my retirement fund.
299
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,143
So now I'm a trained
300
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,275
combat hunter collecting
shopping carts at Staples.
301
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,189
Dude, I...
302
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,277
No, forget it. We're good.
303
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,539
If you want to talk...
304
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,454
I said forget it.
305
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,809
So, what's the deal with Holly?
She single?
306
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,028
Hope she likes guys that live
with their grandmother.
307
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,475
Ah, that was refreshing.
308
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,564
Want to go to my room
and play video games?
309
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,478
Sure.
310
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,263
Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no.
311
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,743
No suitors allowed
in your bedroom.
312
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,093
My God, he's not my suitor.
313
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,659
What's a suitor?
314
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,052
Shh, don't tell him!
315
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,707
Where's the bathroom?
316
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,407
You are destroyingmy life.
317
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,192
Only because I love you.
318
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,070
Hey. What the hell
was that back there?
319
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,506
Nothing.
320
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,117
Don't give me that.
321
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,248
Back off, man.
322
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,336
No.
323
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,077
We're gonna talk
about this right now.
324
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,340
What's going on?
325
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:27,083
I never thought it would
be worse being out.
326
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781
Give it some time.
327
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,435
You've only been out six months.
328
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,829
I still haven't told
my parents I'm out.
329
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:38,703
My mom's got this plaque on
her desk, "My son's a Marine."
330
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,663
What's she gonna put there now?
331
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,666
You and I both know...Can we not do speeches?
332
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,024
I have a 70% disability rating.
333
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:57,940
Really?
334
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,724
Yeah.
335
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,117
And saying it out loud
336
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,641
makes me want to put
a drill through my eye.
337
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,254
Guess I'll work it out
in therapy.
338
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,258
Oh, yeah, I'm in therapy.
339
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,783
Damn.
340
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,569
Call your mother.
341
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,094
Tell her you're out and she can
keep that thing on her desk.
342
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,748
Once a Marine, always a Marine.
343
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,719
That was nice,
what you did.
344
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,243
Thanks.
345
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:44,160
And that rating,
that ain't nothing but a number.
346
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,468
I know.
347
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:51,994
Speaking of numbers,
here is mine.
348
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,041
Use it wisely.
349
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,783
I'm gonna get this framed.
350
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,611
I'm regretting it already.
351
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011
Get him.
I'm trying.
352
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795
On your left.
On your left.
353
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,406
Oh, got it.
354
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,976
When I was 11,
355
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,848
my family had a Nintendo,
and we played that game
356
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,502
with the guy in the green
and the guy in the red
357
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,503
who run through pipes.
358
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,244
Super Mario Brothers?
359
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,637
Yes, but in Afghanistan, we
called it Going to Your In-Laws.
360
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,465
That makes no sense.
361
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,901
It absolutely
makes sense.
362
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,034
The red man and the pink woman
are engaged,
363
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,905
and he wants to go see
his fiancée,
364
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,125
but the father has enlisted
a dragon to protect her.
365
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,562
Really trying
to concentrate here.
366
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,303
My mother got totally hooked.
367
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,957
Every morning,
she would wake up and say,
368
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,698
"I want to go to my in-laws,"
369
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,352
and we knew she was
talking about the game
370
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,485
because she never wanted to go
to her in-laws in real life.
371
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,835
What do you call Pac-Man
in Afghanistan?
372
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,664
Run If You Don't Want
To Be Eaten.
373
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,146
You made me lose.
374
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,888
No, you lost because
you didn't do a good job.
375
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,542
Think you can do better?
376
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,630
Of course I do.
377
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:03,805
What are video games?
378
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,547
Just life without
real consequences.
379
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,990
Nice.
380
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,906
I'm running
away from home.
381
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,996
Buh-bye.
382
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,564
On your left.
383
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,056
Thank you, sir.
384
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,100
It's Walt.
385
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,319
Not today.
386
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,798
Today, it's sir.
387
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,716
What are you dummies
talking about?
388
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,501
We were just saying how
proud of you we are.
389
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,763
Well, carry on.
390
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,548
He was great in the parade.
391
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,507
Two Shriners
crashed into each other.
392
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,856
He didn't even crack a smile.
393
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,684
I was howling on the inside.
394
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,859
Semper Fi.
395
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,295
Semper Fi.
396
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,736
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time... ♪
397
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,216
Donny Hathaway.
398
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,262
How 'bout that?
399
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:15,094
♪ I've sung a lot of songs
400
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,097
♪ I've made some bad rhymes...
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