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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,314 [birds tweeting] 2 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,947 [water bubbling] 3 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:32,408 [coughing] 4 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,427 Mm. 5 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,179 Mm-mm-mm. 6 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,765 Dude, this is good chili. 7 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,476 What's in this? 8 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,019 Can't tell you. 9 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,562 Mom's secret recipe. 10 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,938 Oh yeah? 11 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,568 Yo man, how many of these seeds you think we've 12 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,862 thrown over here over the past couple of years? 13 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:10,821 Huh? 14 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,323 What, a quadrillion? 15 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,534 Is that a real number? 16 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,662 I don't know if it's a real number and a fake 17 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:21,582 word, or a fake word and a real number. 18 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:26,086 It's like, how come the weed won't grow? 19 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,883 Man, we found the only spot in the Northwest 20 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,468 where weed won't grow. 21 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,470 It's not good. 22 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:36,180 Come on dude, let's go. 23 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:37,682 We're gonna be late picking up Debbie. 24 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,142 [both grunting] 25 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,269 -Let's do this. -Let's do it! 26 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,770 Come on. 27 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,731 Come on man! 28 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,650 Hey! 29 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,694 Hold up! Wait up, wait up. I forgot my bike, hold on. 30 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,662 Hi, Mr. Sanchez. 31 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:02,623 I'm Harris, Debbie's boyfriend. 32 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,751 We're here to take Debbie to the Raising Hell concert. 33 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,211 Is she ready? 34 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,588 What up dude? 35 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:10,881 [clears throat] 36 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,092 I mean Sir Dude. 37 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:17,638 You've got to be kidding me. 38 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,348 I know, women right? 39 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,600 Never ready on time. 40 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,767 No, we'll wait. 41 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,520 Hey, by any chance you got any munchy snacks? 42 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,564 I know you got 'em. 43 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:28,857 Don't you hold out on me! 44 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:39,535 Mm! 45 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,539 Mmm! 46 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,832 So Debbie tells me you're not planning on 47 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,917 going to college. 48 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,461 No sir. 49 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,878 We don't need college. 50 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,380 Reeves and I are going to start our own business and 51 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,881 live off the grid. 52 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:53,674 That's right. 53 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:54,508 Off the what? 54 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,842 Oh, well, you know. 55 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,513 Not get caught up in the whole corporate rat race. 56 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,849 Corporations kill the working man. 57 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:03,850 [clears throat] 58 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:04,935 -I got this. -Yeah, I [mumbles]. 59 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,019 It's a really cool idea. 60 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,438 -Are you ready? -Mhm. 61 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,107 Reeves and I drive around the country selling coffee 62 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,942 on street corners. 63 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,445 Wow! 64 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:15,696 -Right? -Right? 65 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:16,947 Yo, dude, okay. 66 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,241 And then sometimes we'll just set up right in the 67 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:20,159 middle of the street if 68 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,201 -there ain't no corners! -Yeah! 69 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,202 -You know what I mean? -Absolutely. 70 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,203 Where the corner at? 71 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,829 [all laughing] 72 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:32,755 [can discharging] 73 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,382 You want a whip it? 74 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,049 Mm. 75 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,050 Whip it? 76 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,136 [exhales loudly] 77 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,138 I was wrong about you boys. 78 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,515 I want to apologize. 79 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,808 Oh, no need. 80 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,352 And this idea of yours is one surefire plan for 81 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,687 success. 82 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,189 -Yes, baby, yes! -Mhmm! 83 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,402 This should be enough to intoxicate my daughter, 84 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,612 don't you think? 85 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,447 Sir, we're, we're not going to need that. 86 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,491 Oh yeah, sir, no, we're fine. 87 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:01,867 We already have vodka in our van. 88 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:03,786 Oh. 89 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:05,705 -So you have a van. -Yeah! 90 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,289 I assume you must have a mattress in the back 91 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,290 of the van as well. 92 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,626 -No, no! -Ha ha, not yet, not yet! 93 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,128 There's nothing like fornicating in the back of 94 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,672 a van, huh? 95 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:15,715 Am I right? 96 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,508 [Uneasy laughter] 97 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,054 Well sir we're not into the whole fucking animals 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:22,971 thing. 99 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,182 Hey, how are you guys on condoms? 100 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,561 You know, on second thought, it'll probably be 101 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,897 a lot more fun to violate my daughter 102 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,191 without protection. 103 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,902 And you can join in too, gordito! 104 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,071 [nervous laughter] 105 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,947 You're not going to let her go, are you? 106 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,367 -Why not? -Because I don't like you boys. 107 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,577 Okay? 108 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,704 You're stoners, this concert is way too far 109 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:49,998 away, and Debbie is a minor. 110 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,584 Alright, so that's one reason. 111 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,794 And let me add something else, okay? 112 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,630 In all my years, I have never heard of such a 113 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,007 stupid idea for a business. 114 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,093 Selling cups of coffee? 115 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:05,055 That's as dumb as trying to sell bottles of water! 116 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,266 Alright, alright. 117 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,350 Alright. 118 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,018 I see what's going on. 119 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,937 So, sir. 120 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:17,401 What if I promise not to fuck her? 121 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,028 -Wh-relax! We're negotiating. -Sir. 122 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:20,987 [Clears throat] 123 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,782 Shh! 124 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,325 Can I just talk to Debbie, please? 125 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,285 No. 126 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,244 Okay. 127 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,417 So uh, can I go upstairs and talk to Debbie? 128 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:36,044 What part of "no" is confusing to you boys? 129 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,880 I don't know about him, but to me, between the "k" 130 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:41,884 and the "w" being silent, i-it's just never made any 131 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,510 sense to me. 132 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,763 You don't need this because I'm sure you have 133 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,514 plenty of weed in your van. 134 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,390 Pssh, no! 135 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,725 I wish we had... 136 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,185 Yo, first off, I wish we had plenty of weed in the 137 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,604 back of our van, okay? 138 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,314 We're actually about to go pick up some weed from one 139 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,316 of my homies that we know on the way there because 140 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,110 we running a little low, so you don't really know 141 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,322 everything silent-k silent-w about everything 142 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,907 that me and him have going on. 143 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,533 So y-yeah. 144 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,201 I want you boys out of my house. 145 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,870 Vamanos! Sal afuera! 146 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,288 Out! 147 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,711 Man, I think Debbie ratted us out. 148 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,588 How did he know we were stoners? 149 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,049 What the! 150 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,946 [Debbie's father] Debbie! 151 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,372 Oh. 152 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,167 I guess Tommy gave us the wrong address. 153 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,335 Um... 154 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,295 Do you know where Joe lives? 155 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,588 I'm Joe. 156 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,882 You're here for herb? 157 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,299 You're the dealer? 158 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,469 I mean, you look like you could be selling Avon. 159 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:08,888 I sell that too. 160 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:11,557 Lip gloss or weed? 161 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,476 Make up your mind. 162 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:15,561 Weed. 163 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:22,985 Wow, she really does sell Avon. 164 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:26,238 Northwest Division Salesperson Of The Year. 165 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,948 What are the odds... [gun clicks] 166 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,992 -Oh my god! -Oh my, what the... 167 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,410 I think you guys are cops. 168 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,661 What? 169 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,829 Yo, look w-we just changed our minds, right? 170 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:34,830 Didn't we change our mind? 171 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,373 We came her for some lip gloss. 172 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:37,332 Lip gloss. You got some... 173 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,375 What's Tommy's middle name? 174 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,334 W-we don't know! 175 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,003 I swear, I swear! 176 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:42,963 Uh! 177 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,173 [laughs] 178 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:46,759 I don't either. 179 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,843 I'm just fucking with you. 180 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,302 -Ha ha... -That's... 181 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,388 that's funny. 182 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,390 Take off your clothes. 183 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,266 -[Laughs] -What? 184 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,559 Take off your clothes... 185 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,436 Take off your clothes. 186 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,271 Do you want the weed or not? 187 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,648 Yeah, but why would we need to take off our clothes? 188 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,525 Do I need to get my strap-on so we can do a 189 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,818 few dance numbers first? 190 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,652 No, no! 191 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,654 No strap-on at all. 192 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,155 But, this, but you're funny though. 193 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,199 Strip, ladies. 194 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,745 [laughing] 195 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:17,039 Strip, bitches. 196 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,922 Um, well, you know, probably just to like make sure 197 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:25,881 we're not wired or something? 198 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:28,383 No, man! No! No! No! 199 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,384 I saw this! 200 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,552 I saw this in my mind! 201 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,804 I saw this happening! 202 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,639 Really? You saw this coming? 203 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,432 The dealer was going to turn out to be an Avon 204 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,477 lady who would put a gun to our head and threaten 205 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,063 to fuck us with a strap-on phallus. 206 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,648 Yeah? Yeah? That was your vision? 207 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,356 Yes! 208 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,691 I saw that, alright! 209 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,652 I knew that was going to happen, but I didn't know 210 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,612 what the word "phallus" meant until like... 211 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:49,613 right now. 212 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,949 See? 213 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:53,450 We're not wired. 214 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,958 I wasn't worried about that. 215 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,168 I just wanted to see you naked. 216 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,131 That reminds me, I need to buy cashews. 217 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,214 Hey... 218 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,969 Price is 200. 219 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:12,928 Dollars? 220 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,387 No, pesos. 221 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,642 This shit was grown in Area 51 where they keep 222 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,769 the aliens. 223 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,354 You ever heard of G-13? 224 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,313 No way. 225 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,398 No way! 226 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,192 Are you telling me that's that, that's that 227 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,277 super-secret CIA weed? 228 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:32,031 This is G-14. 229 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,365 Oh, what? 230 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,868 Most of the CIA can't even get their hands on this 231 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,827 shit yet. 232 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:37,995 Well how'd you get it? 233 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:41,498 Fucked a guy who knows a guy. 234 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,791 That's all I'm gonna say. 235 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,544 Yo, those are the kind of stories you can't make up 236 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,920 even if you try. 237 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,839 I really think she fucked a guy who knows a guy. 238 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:49,840 Yeah, I know. 239 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:50,799 When people say shit like that, 240 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,258 they're telling the truth. 241 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,469 I think she fucked a dude that maybe just know a dude. 242 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,221 You don't have $200! 243 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,806 Um... 244 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,017 But.. $200. 245 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:02,561 T-That's a lot. 246 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,942 Tell you what. 247 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:16,533 You go down on me, I'll take off 10 percent. 248 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:19,703 Ha! 249 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,955 That's, uh, that's funny. 250 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,082 That's really good. 251 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:27,127 You make me squirt, I'll take off 20. 252 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,047 Squirt what? 253 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,763 ♪ And I am the flyest man with the livest jams ♪ 254 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,556 ♪ Me and my DJ... ♪ 255 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,974 Dude, I can't believe we actually. 256 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,517 Mm. Mm. 257 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,477 I thought we agreed we weren't even going to talk 258 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,522 about it. 259 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,358 [hip hop music] 260 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,405 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,583 Dude, are you sure this is a shortcut? 262 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:10,921 I mean, I have not seen any lights for a while now. 263 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,547 I think we should turn around. 264 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,759 Here? 265 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,762 No, after another 30 minutes of darkness. 266 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,732 You said here! 267 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,618 [Reeves screaming] 268 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,204 -Fuck! -Agh! 269 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,082 -This is shit! -Aw, dude... 270 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,333 We're stuck in a hole, man. 271 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,129 Well I'm not licking this one. 272 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,588 Twice in one day? 273 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,923 Euh. 274 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,424 Yeah, looks like we might have to spend the night 275 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,010 here tonight. 276 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,719 Fuck! 277 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,554 We're gonna miss the concert! 278 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,019 [giggling] 279 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,688 Oh my goodness! 280 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,607 Pledge. 281 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,612 Dude, do you, do you, like, hear that? 282 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,161 What? 283 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,999 Dude, I could, like, hear my ears 284 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,335 listening to things. 285 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,671 What? 286 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,173 Huh. 287 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,593 You mean to tell me that you can hear your 288 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,721 your ears operating? 289 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,264 Yeah bro. 290 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:49,435 Yo, this CIA shit is crazy strong, man, yo! 291 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,980 Like, I feel like I gotta piss but 292 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,523 I don't even know. 293 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,482 [laughs] 294 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,610 Yo, fuck, I'm high. 295 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,822 Dude. 296 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,453 Dude, my hand... 297 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,832 my hand looks like a tarantula. 298 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,045 I don't even feel my hands anymore. 299 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,591 [laughing] 300 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,594 I'm hungry, bro. 301 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,306 I wish I had some of your chili right now with a, a 302 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:30,560 bowl of cheese a-and a slice of ice cream. 303 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,021 -Mm. -Switch 304 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,570 You know what I wish right now? 305 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:41,988 Hm? 306 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,743 I wish these fingers were just little Kit-Kat bars. 307 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,619 Then... 308 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,537 I could just... 309 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,747 Break one off. 310 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,917 Break you off a piece, and [eating noises] 311 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:54,834 Mm! 312 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,460 They're so good! 313 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,339 You alright bro? 314 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,676 Oh my God! 315 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,721 Feels like my whole face is in my mouth! 316 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,140 Oh! 317 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,933 Why are my balls vibrating? 318 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,436 [screaming] 319 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,937 I can't feel my cock. 320 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,233 Oh my God. 321 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,276 What? 322 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,653 My cock is gone! 323 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,197 Fuck! 324 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,783 [laughs] 325 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,535 [laughs] 326 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,080 She stole your cock. 327 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,416 -Someone stole your cock! -Someone stole my cock! 328 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,835 Cock thief! Cock thief! 329 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,794 Stole it right underneath me! 330 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,463 Gimme your cock! [giggling] 331 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,257 [wolf howling] 332 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,351 [groans] 333 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,688 Yo, I slept like a baby. 334 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,231 Ugh, me too. 335 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,733 That weed knocked me the fuck out. 336 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,487 Mm. 337 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,371 You look older than a motherfucker. 338 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,293 Holy shit, you look old as fuck! 339 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,879 [laughs] 340 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,255 Hee! 341 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,924 This must have some hallucinogenic shit in it. 342 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,218 That's fuckin' cool. 343 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,178 We must be halla-ducinatin' now. 344 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,471 Oh yeah. 345 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,309 [Harris] Man, I feel like we've been walking for days. 346 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,479 Ahh, I'm fuckin' hot. 347 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,647 This is the worst hallucination ever. 348 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,290 The fuck... 349 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,460 A fuckin' space ship. 350 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,711 We're not hallucinating. 351 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,547 We're still dreaming. 352 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,507 How do you know this is your dream and not mine? 353 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,218 Because I always dream of spaceships. 354 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,678 Let's keep walking. 355 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,560 [voice over speaker] Welcome. 356 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,771 What the fuck was that? 357 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,647 It's a talking door? 358 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,401 What's happening? 359 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,903 Hello, door. 360 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,863 How are you? 361 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,407 Nice to meet you. 362 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,913 Why's everybody on their calculator? 363 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,252 We walked all this way for a fuckin' math convention! 364 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,046 I hate math. 365 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,132 And I gotta take a shit. 366 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,776 [toilet flushing] 367 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,204 2016? 368 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,748 What the fuck? 369 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,460 [voice over speaker] Thank you. 370 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:24,628 Have a nice day. 371 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,592 What the fuck? 372 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,516 What the fuck is that? 373 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,059 I'm at the gas station. 374 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,353 [voice from phone] Oh sweetheart, I miss you so 375 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,605 much, I can't wait to see you my little boo. 376 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,273 I'll be here for a couple hours. 377 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,652 Who the fuck is that? 378 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,862 The fuck? 379 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,030 [voice over speaker] Welcome. 380 00:17:54,782 --> 00:18:01,831 [multiple toilets flushing] 381 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,383 Yo! 382 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,468 Check this out. 383 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,303 Government approves... 384 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,138 No, not that. Look at the date. 385 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,931 June 12, 2016. 386 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,642 It's one of those fake news papers. 387 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,310 Uh-uh. This shit is real. 388 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,770 I went outside and saw a dude with his car plugged in. 389 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,440 The price of gas is $5 a gallon, and I seen a girl 390 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,734 with a thing in her hand that she was talking to a 391 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,028 dude, and he was there, like a video call. 392 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,197 But did you see this? 393 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,115 That's fucked up. 394 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,783 Check this out though. 395 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,160 That's proof that this is a fake. 396 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,080 If you go by this newspaper here, this guy 397 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,248 is black, right? 398 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,333 And his name is O-bam-a? 399 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,253 Barack Obama, and he's the president of the 400 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,588 United States. 401 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,880 Exactly. 402 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,758 Excuse me sir. 403 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,718 What's the date? 404 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,219 June the 12th, man. 405 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,970 What year? 406 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,931 2016! 407 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,940 Hey, get off me man, get off me! 408 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,568 Right, right, right right, I'm gonna let, yeah right. 409 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,154 Who's the president? 410 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,156 Barack Obama. 411 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,658 What he look like? 412 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,452 He's black! 413 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,121 That weed we smoked knocked us out for 414 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,539 30 years! 415 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,207 We need to get a tow truck, get your van out 416 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,833 the ditch, and get the fuck on home. 417 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,876 Let's go. 418 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,169 This damn CIA. 419 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,505 First Vietnam, then Reagan gets shot. 420 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,133 [hip hop music] 421 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,594 ♪ ♪ 422 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,137 [car honking] 423 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,722 Ever heard of a turn signal? 424 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,848 It's nobody's fuckin' business where we're going. 425 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:47,103 ♪ ♪ 426 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,194 Well, your parents definitely don't live here anymore. 427 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,990 They really mean it when they say you can't go home again. 428 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,744 So... 429 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,580 Our old school is a Home Depot now. 430 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,958 -Mm. -Your old house is a vacant lot. 431 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,711 And mine's a fucking soul mart? 432 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,589 There's nothing left from our fucking life! 433 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,759 And what the fuck is "glutton free?" 434 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,011 I dunno but the gluttons eat free. 435 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,846 We should act like some gluttons and go eat. 436 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,515 I'm starving, man. 437 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,809 Nah, let's go by Debbie's parents' house. 438 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,644 Maybe they still live there. 439 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,479 And they'll feed us. 440 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,189 [doorbell rings] 441 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,984 voice through intercom] Hello? 442 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,361 Uh, hi Mrs. Sanchez? 443 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,612 Yes? 444 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,071 This is Harris. 445 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,615 Harris Weber. 446 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,826 Who? 447 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,577 Uh, Debbie's boyfriend? 448 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,870 Her... 449 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,789 old boyfriend, I guess? 450 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,459 Harris has been dead for 30 years. 451 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,336 This isn't funny. 452 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,797 They really gonna think this is funny. 453 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,593 [doorbell rings] 454 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,553 Go away! 455 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,595 Leave! 456 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,598 I... 457 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,727 I know this probably sounds crazy but... 458 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,022 [doorbell rings] 459 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,945 Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. 460 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,156 It's uh... 461 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,116 I know this is probably really weird for you right 462 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,744 now but... 463 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,204 Probably didn't expect to see us after all 464 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,330 these years. 465 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,456 [chuckles] 466 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:32,834 Yeah. 467 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,126 This can't be... 468 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,422 Debbie? 469 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,882 Where the hell have you been! 470 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,718 [groaning] 471 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,096 Ow. 472 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,305 Agh... 473 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,934 You guys want me to believe that you bought 474 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,855 some super pot from a woman named Joe who was 475 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:58,526 screwing a CIA guy who was growing pot in Area 51 476 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,445 "where they keep the aliens," on your way to a 477 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,947 concert that you never got to because your van fell 478 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,408 into a ditch where you slept for 30 years, and 479 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,035 all of the sudden you woke up one day and here you are. 480 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,871 Crazy shit, right? 481 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,540 Were you in prison? 482 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:13,999 You were in prison, weren't you. 483 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,210 -Like in Bolivia or something. -If only. 484 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,254 Hey, up here. 485 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,255 What happened to you guys? 486 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,132 What really happened to you guys? 487 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,050 That is what really happened. 488 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,469 Mhmm. 489 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,681 Do you have any idea how serious your disappearance was? 490 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,893 There were news reports, there were missing persons reports. 491 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,103 Your parents hired private detectives. 492 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,481 We had no idea where you disappeared to. 493 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,819 Eventually, we just thought you were dead. 494 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,695 Your parents held funerals for you. 495 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,822 For closure. 496 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,740 -We had funerals? -Yeah. 497 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,117 You're buried at the cemetery on Madison street. 498 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,661 Was it a nice service? 499 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,912 Nice funeral. 500 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,037 Did people show up? 501 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,205 A few. 502 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,332 Was it sad? 503 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,041 Guys, is this supposed to be funny? 504 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,710 Because it's not. 505 00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:00,672 Look, we don't understand what happened either, but we're 506 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,840 telling you what happened. 507 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,633 That doesn't mean it's believable. 508 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,760 It just means that's what the fuck happened. 509 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,387 I can't believe you still live with your parents. 510 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,389 -It's my house now. -No Shit? 511 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,599 -That's right. -Wow. 512 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,935 Hey, do you know where my parents moved to? 513 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,353 Because I can't find them. 514 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,314 Wow. 515 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:19,816 You don't know, do you? 516 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,611 Your parents died like ten years ago. 517 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,489 What the fuck? 518 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,327 That's a bummer bro. 519 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,705 What about my parents? 520 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,080 Yours moved away. 521 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,417 Um, we have no idea where they moved. 522 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,502 We never saw them again. 523 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,963 They, they moved to the mountains. 524 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,007 My eyes are here, Reeves. 525 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:46,384 My father loved mountains. 526 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,593 I see what you're saying. 527 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,345 There's some good peaks out there. 528 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,346 This is crazy. 529 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,515 I don't know what to say, I'm... 530 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,725 I'm a little freaked out. 531 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,142 I'm just... 532 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,562 Look, I know this is a little crazy, us just 533 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,772 showing up after all these years. 534 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,106 Yeah. 535 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,318 Why don't we meet up again tomorrow, to the mall or 536 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,945 something, maybe go to the arcade. 537 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,279 Yeah, the arcade! 538 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,447 Okay. 539 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,491 So, what time you want to hang out? 540 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,702 Oh, I don't hang out. I go to work. 541 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,203 -So after work? -Ditch! 542 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,663 Ditch! 543 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:16,497 After work? 544 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:17,289 Uh, sure. 545 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,875 Okay, so like two? 546 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,543 No, hon. This is not school, it's work. 547 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,336 I'm like, seven, eight. 548 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,255 Okay, well we've got to, at least, eight at the 549 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,841 latest, 'cause the food court will close at nine. 550 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,393 Oh, Deb. 551 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,896 [peaceful music] 552 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,398 Hey Wooly! [stuffed animal squeaks] 553 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:47,445 ♪ ♪ 554 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,623 [coughs] Oh my... 555 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,123 You guys slept in here? 556 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,333 Good morning. 557 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:04,796 Wow. 558 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,631 I can't believe you still have this thing. 559 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:11,010 Look at you, all businesswoman-like. 560 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,845 Like a professional. 561 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,055 You look great. 562 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,556 Thanks. 563 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:20,394 Um, the house is locked, but if you want to clean 564 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,856 up, you can use the rinse-off shower on the side. 565 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,274 Good, thank you. We need that. 566 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,401 Debbie, I was in your back yard last night, and I was 567 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,488 wondering, where'd you get this really cool stormtrooper boot? 568 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,656 Man what the hell is that? 569 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:32,865 It's a stormtrooper boot. 570 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,366 Who stuck wheels in an ice skate? 571 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,743 W-when were you in my back yard? 572 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,578 I had to take a shit last night and I didn't want 573 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,622 your neighbors all in my business. 574 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,707 That's very considerate of you. 575 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,877 That is a Rollerblade and it belongs to my son. 576 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,337 We have a son? 577 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,298 No, no we, you, we don't have a son. 578 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:49,966 No. 579 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,468 Wait... 580 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:53,469 How old is he? 581 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:54,595 He's fifteen. 582 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,263 He was at his dad's last night. 583 00:25:56,305 --> 00:26:00,059 Wait, you fucked somebody else? 584 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,436 Yeah, I did. 585 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,314 Debbie's fuckin'! 586 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,026 I-I did. 587 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,568 And when am I gonna meet him? 588 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,530 Uh, let's hold off on that for now. 589 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,323 Why, is he ugly? We're not going to laugh. 590 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,908 Oh my God, is he a retard? 591 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,368 [pig squeal] 592 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,997 Okay, it's because of comments like that that we 593 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:21,998 are gonna hold off. 594 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,332 And it's because of all of this! 595 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,043 I mean, you know, I don't want people in his life 596 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,128 that are not going to be a good role model. 597 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,088 Good role model? 598 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,882 We're not good role models? 599 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,134 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 600 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,635 -Hmm. -Oh, hmm. 601 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,387 -Hmm! -Well, maybe I did. 602 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,347 It's just... 603 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:41,266 You show up after all these years. 604 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,311 Y-you're looking homeless, you smell like I can't 605 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,647 even describe, and you're sleeping in a van. 606 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:49,232 Oh, but we got our phat gold chains. 607 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,109 Shell toes. 608 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,360 We good. 609 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:54,237 Brad's at a very impressionable age right now. 610 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,573 You named him Brad? 611 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,202 Anything that I'm saying is just sounding terrible 612 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,494 and rude and I'm sorry. 613 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,954 I'm going to go to work right now. 614 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,790 I'm going to go, okay? 615 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,125 I'm going to go. 616 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,881 Might be time for you guys to start seeing other people. 617 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:14,884 Apparently she's been seeing other people. 618 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,761 Guess what I'm seeing. 619 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,679 I thought you finished all the weed. 620 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:19,972 I did. 621 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,391 But I found this on Debbie's back porch. 622 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,567 Okay, now that we look less homeless, what do we do? 623 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:36,321 Well, we're gonna stop telling people what really happened. 624 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,950 Truck stop guy, tow truck dude, Debbie... 625 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,201 They all said we sounded crazy. 626 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,078 Shit, I was there and I don't believe it. 627 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,412 Here's what we do. 628 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,958 We drop the story, we accept our situation, and 629 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,834 we go back to what we were going to do. 630 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,920 You mean start our business? 631 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,421 Sell coffee out of my van? 632 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:53,839 Yeah. 633 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,716 Think about it, with inflation, we could be 634 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,760 like making two bucks a cup. 635 00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,511 For coffee? 636 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,597 You sound crazy as shit right now. 637 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:04,600 We'll call it Two Buck A Cuppa Coffee. 638 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,477 You guys here to fix the satellite? 639 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,979 The fuck's a satellite? 640 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,438 What are we, fuckin' astronauts? 641 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,107 What do you mean "satellite?" 642 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,733 Who the fuck are you? 643 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:13,776 My name's Brad. 644 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,236 I fuckin' live here. 645 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:17,320 We're friends of Debbie's. 646 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,282 Uh, Debbie? You mean my mother? 647 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,323 Oh shit! 648 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,867 That's Debbie's kid. 649 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,703 Debbie's been fuckin'! 650 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:25,871 [giggling] 651 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,248 That's her receipt! 652 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,666 [giggling] 653 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,919 Uh, yeah, listen, my mom's friends don't smoke, so... 654 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,172 You don't know your mom's friends. 655 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,507 That's my fuckin' bag of joints, man! 656 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,009 What the fuck? 657 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,262 [Mocking] Fuck man you smoking my weed man? 658 00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:43,264 Jesus, guys you smoked half my stash. 659 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:44,807 [chuckling] 660 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,310 Oh relax, we'll buy you more. 661 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:48,560 Call your dealer. 662 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,147 My dealer? 663 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:53,232 When's the last time you bought weed? 664 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:55,234 Where do you get it from? 665 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:56,568 You just buy it. 666 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,821 You just walk into 7-11 and go buy weed? 667 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:00,865 Yeah, can me get some chips, some soda, oh, and 668 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,074 some weed please? 669 00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:03,951 [laughing] 670 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,121 Wait, you guys know weed's legal now, right? 671 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,333 Wait, what? 672 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,421 I don't know why we need this doctor to get pot 673 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,631 from a store. 674 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:19,008 Well, if you have a prescription, they give 675 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,259 a discount, so... 676 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,178 Ahh. 677 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,179 That's a good deal. 678 00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:24,305 Part of the discount. 679 00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:25,223 It is my birthday. 680 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,390 Happy birthday. 681 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,851 See, yeah. I told you I'd hook you up. 682 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:31,979 Hello nurse! 683 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,731 I am not the nurse. 684 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,149 I am Dr. Gales. 685 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:39,028 Well with a body like that, you ought to be a nurse. 686 00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:40,988 Um, you don't have to take your shirt off... 687 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:44,242 Well, I've taken my shirt off for uglier girls, 688 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,118 so it's not a problem. 689 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:50,664 Um, I assume that you're having trouble sleeping at night? 690 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,833 No, I sleep all through the night. 691 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,380 You look like you're in a lot of chronic pain. 692 00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:00,883 No, but I do have an itch 693 00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:05,054 you can scr-[turntable scratching noises] 694 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:06,638 -atch. 695 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,890 Mr. Cornell. 696 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,100 Reeves. 697 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,809 I can't write you a prescription for medical 698 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,104 marijuana unless there's an actual need, do you 699 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,021 understand? 700 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:14,980 Right. 701 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:15,814 Mm. 702 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,610 Do you like Italian? 703 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,696 You're under a lot of pressure aren't you? 704 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,948 Right. 705 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,449 And you need something to help calm you down. 706 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,118 Right! 707 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,994 Back hurts? 708 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,662 -Right! -Can't sleep at night? 709 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,123 -Yeah! -Constant migraines? 710 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,665 Yes, listen. 711 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,542 You take your shirt off, I'm going to take my shirt 712 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:38,503 off, and we gonna start fuckin'. 713 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,841 I am not a prostitute. 714 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,843 I didn't call you a prostitute. 715 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:48,013 Okay. 716 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:51,892 Let's just say you gave me a little medical 717 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,477 rubba-dub-dub. 718 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,480 You know like a medical rub in a medical way? 719 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:01,152 Non-prostitute, but just medically induced rub. 720 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,654 -Just a, you know... -In a non-prostitute way? 721 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,490 In a non-prostitute way. Just a... 722 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:10,369 -Oh? Oh? -Yes. 723 00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:11,454 Okay. 724 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,665 [both laughing] 725 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,542 -Why didn't you say so? -I was trying to... 726 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,128 Stand up. 727 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:23,174 Ooh. 728 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,259 Somebody's gonna be... 729 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,348 -Alright... -Turn around. 730 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,641 Turn around! 731 00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:35,144 Oh, no, and then stop. 732 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,146 -Oh. -Like right there. 733 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:38,230 Right there. 734 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,398 -And uh... -Like this? 735 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,276 Why don't you, uh, drop your pants, huh? 736 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,528 Oh, the old reach around. 737 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,824 -Dropping the... -Pants... 738 00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:50,117 Can you back that up? 739 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:53,204 Mhmm, just gotta help you out there. 740 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,579 Bend over. 741 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,081 Kind of rough there, aren't you? 742 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,959 [squeals] 743 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,511 Welcome to Home De-Pot. 744 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,637 How can I help medicate you. 745 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,431 We'll take it all. 746 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:14,392 You can't have it all. 747 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,061 What type of cannabis are you looking for? 748 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:17,978 Cannabis? 749 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,315 Fuck that, we want weed! 750 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:23,484 At a discount... 751 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,986 Oh baby. 752 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,238 Roll-a-Bowls. 753 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,407 They are indestructible, they are foldable, they 754 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,908 are portable. 755 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,951 Dishwasher safe. 756 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,203 Yeah? 757 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:36,163 -Just, we'll put that in there. -Mhmm. 758 00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:38,082 Got Dick's Elixirs over there. 759 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,084 All different flavors. 760 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,836 Do these all have weed in them? 761 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,255 Duh. 762 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,049 I think we're gonna need a bigger basket. 763 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:51,303 ♪ High life, baby, high life ♪ 764 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:55,266 ♪ It's called living the high life ♪ 765 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,354 ♪ High life, baby ♪ 766 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:03,566 ♪ ♪ 767 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,944 [mumbling] 768 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,737 It's about time you guys showed up. 769 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,406 What are you drinking? 770 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:12,699 Oh, it's a mocha vanilla latte. 771 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,743 -What? -What's that? 772 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,579 It's coffee. 773 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,247 That's a coffee? 774 00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:19,664 Where'd you get it? 775 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,875 From Starbucks. Hello? 776 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:26,755 Those Starbuck places I see on every corner? 777 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,341 They just sell coffee? 778 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,801 Yeah. 779 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,805 [together] Debbie's dad stole our idea! 780 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,474 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 781 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,560 God damn coffee thief! 782 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,019 I never trusted her father. 783 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,606 I mean, I only known him for two minutes, but them 784 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,899 two minutes, I never trusted him. 785 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:51,363 I can't believe he stole our business plan! 786 00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:54,325 Took us fucking years to come up with that shit! 787 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,578 "Like a son?" 788 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:58,787 What the fuck you mean "like a son?" 789 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,539 I was your son! 790 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,212 This is so strange. 791 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,215 I know. 792 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,758 I never thought I'd live to see the day! 793 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,261 [laughing] 794 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,929 Hey! 795 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,473 It's bad to smoke cigarettes. 796 00:34:17,515 --> 00:34:19,808 You scared the shit out of us. 797 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,059 It's not a cigarette. 798 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,478 It's a joint. 799 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,062 Marijuana. 800 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,940 Ganja, you know mon. 801 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,319 It's still smoking! 802 00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:32,530 Well, it's our business, and those are our 803 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,656 tombstones. 804 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,115 What are you, the cemetery police? 805 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:36,741 Okay, get the fuck out of here. 806 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,577 We're grown. 807 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,287 And we're grieving. 808 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,500 What are you guys, ghosts? 809 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,755 Look here, I don't know if you're some kind of 810 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:51,965 ghost whisperer. 811 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:55,636 I don't know why you here, but... 812 00:34:55,678 --> 00:35:00,098 We're here smoking weed, minding our business. 813 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,561 If you're ghosts, how 'come I can't see through you? 814 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,605 Well, there's a simple explanation for that. 815 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:10,651 Um, basically it's because I'm black! 816 00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:12,819 Now bounce, bitch! 817 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,324 [cackling] 818 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:22,913 Yo, I could really go for a bowl of your chili right now. 819 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,499 Oh, yeah that would be nice. 820 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,753 Yo, I got an idea! 821 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,173 What? 822 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,635 What's the one thing people want when we're high. 823 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:39,012 I dunno, but I'm hungry as a motherfucker. 824 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,014 Exactly! 825 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:44,226 We'll open up a restaurant that sells your chili with 826 00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:46,228 weed in it! 827 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,646 That's actually brilliant! 828 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:50,315 Then when they get the munchies, they're already there. 829 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,317 And then they eat more, and then they have more 830 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,945 munchies, and they keep eating. 831 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,488 They don't have to go nowhere. 832 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,616 And even if they don't eat that much, what do people 833 00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,617 do when they're high? 834 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,909 They're messy, they spill shit. 835 00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:02,661 They'll spill the chili and they'll have to buy 836 00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:03,621 some more. 837 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,913 We'll be millionaires. 838 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:05,956 You just came up with that? 839 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,082 Yeah. 840 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:08,709 No shit? 841 00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:12,421 I mean you're some kind of idea entrepreneur if 842 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:14,089 there's a word. 843 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,049 I'm an idealist. 844 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,760 Where are we gonna get the money to open up a 845 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,886 restaurant, man? 846 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,472 The bank! 847 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,807 We'll go get a loan from the bank! 848 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:25,892 No. 849 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,102 Why not? 850 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:29,313 There are no other chili restaurants in town. 851 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,063 Are there? 852 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,485 It's the marijuana aspect. 853 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:37,112 Sir, weed is legal. 854 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,325 Yes, marijuana is legal Mister... 855 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:45,078 Weber, but that doesn't mean a bank endorses it. 856 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,498 This bank is a conservative organization. 857 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:51,418 Well I'm pretty sure there are plenty of banks that will. 858 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,085 Nope. 859 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,004 -Weed? -No. 860 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:57,508 [laughing] 861 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,759 Leave. 862 00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:01,637 -I got an idea. -Mhmm? 863 00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:03,722 Let's leave out the weed this time. 864 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:04,682 That's lying. 865 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,600 That's business. 866 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,602 I don't know. 867 00:37:08,644 --> 00:37:09,978 You know they're eventually going to find out. 868 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,563 Yeah, by the time they find out we'll be paying 869 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:13,691 back the loan, and that's all they really want. 870 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,983 I guess. 871 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:17,361 Look, you know those restaurants that sell 872 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,696 paintings? 873 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,572 You think they got a loan for an art gallery and a 874 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,032 restaurant? 875 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,117 No, they added that later. 876 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,244 That's true. 877 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,412 -But still... -Yeah, that is true! 878 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:28,789 But still nothing! This is the last bank. 879 00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:32,125 Do you want this loan or not? 880 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,877 Alright. 881 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,086 Let me fix you up. 882 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,508 Ba-bip-bam. 883 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:41,259 Passed you a wave, fool. 884 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,638 -Badow! -Oh shit, let's go. 885 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,266 The restaurant will serve chili? 886 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,685 That's it? 887 00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:50,602 That's it. 888 00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:52,187 Just chili. 889 00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:53,938 Such a simple idea. 890 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,107 It could actually work. 891 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,819 Uh, looks like you guys have really good credit, too. 892 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:01,530 Not one negative thing pops up. 893 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:04,032 Why do you seem annoyed by this? 894 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:07,077 Approving a loan means I have a lot of paperwork in 895 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,912 front of me. 896 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,415 So, we got the loan? 897 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,417 Well, it's not a slam dunk yet. 898 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,335 The application process takes a few days and 899 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,961 you'll have to give a short presentation to the 900 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,255 loan board. 901 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,840 But it looks good? 902 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,676 Unfortunately. 903 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:24,845 Guess I'll have to start looking for my pen. 904 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:28,807 I gotcha! 905 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,851 [pulsing dance music] 906 00:38:30,893 --> 00:38:32,686 ♪ ♪ 907 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:34,187 Badass, right? 908 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,189 What the fuck is that? 909 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,775 EDM, man! 910 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,486 Electronic dance music! 911 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,447 Like Skrillex, D- are you kidding me? 912 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,240 Steve Aoki? David Guetta? 913 00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:46,950 Dude, get up, get up, get up, here. 914 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,244 I'll pull some of this up on YouTube, c'mon. 915 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,248 Watch that. 916 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,792 [pulsing beats] 917 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,543 -Yeah, what is he doing? -He's killing it! 918 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,294 Doing what? 919 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,462 Slaying it! 920 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,922 Is he leading an aerobics class? 921 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,173 Yeah, he's loving it up there, he's like, woo! 922 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:04,635 But who's playing the music? 923 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:05,594 What do you mean? He's DJing. 924 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:07,512 He's uh, playing the records. 925 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:08,388 The song just changed. 926 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:09,807 Uh huh. 927 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,015 And his arms are in the air. Is he DJing with his dick? 928 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,517 Because that, to me, would be impressive. 929 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,645 Yeah, that would be impressive. 930 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,313 He's a dick jockey. 931 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:20,943 Can I show you how to DJ please? 932 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,486 Yeah, show him how to do it. 933 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,987 You keeping it in your pants? 934 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,614 Yeah, I'm definitely keeping it in my pants. 935 00:39:25,656 --> 00:39:26,949 What am I, a priest? 936 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,450 Okay. 937 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:30,243 Uh, where's your turntables? 938 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,411 Go for it. 939 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,288 What the fuck is that? 940 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:34,915 The, yeah, like turntables. 941 00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:36,207 Like you scratch them and shit. 942 00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,126 No, where do you put your records? 943 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:40,629 You, they're in the computer. 944 00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:42,005 You put all your records in the computer? 945 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,299 No, well, I mean the music is, yeah. 946 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:45,926 And then, I'm confused. 947 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,469 You just, yeah. 948 00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:48,971 There, like, that's the music. 949 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,305 It's all there. It's... 950 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,140 -And then, this.. -Yeah, you search it, you find 951 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:53,016 -whatever you want. -Mhmm. 952 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,685 There it is, and play. 953 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,353 -Play it here. -Yeah. 954 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,437 And then... 955 00:39:57,479 --> 00:40:01,441 [dance music] 956 00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:02,693 Oop! 957 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,444 Alright, alright! 958 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:07,030 ♪ ♪ 959 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,824 [laughing] 960 00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:12,995 ♪ ♪ 961 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,621 Here, put this shit on. 962 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:18,583 ♪ ♪ 963 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,301 This is awesome! 964 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,052 [laughs] 965 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,178 This is DJing! 966 00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:33,056 Hey! 967 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,560 -H-hey! -Hey, what's going on here? 968 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,769 Hi. 969 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,730 I see you guys, uh, you guys met each other. 970 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,064 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 971 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,649 You never told me you had such cool friends, mom. 972 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:43,901 Yeah. They're cool. 973 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,569 They're really cool. 974 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,654 Just teaching him how to DJ. 975 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:48,697 Uh huh, yeah. 976 00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:49,990 He's good, he's really good. 977 00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:52,450 That's great, that's... that's great. 978 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,244 I didn't think that you'd meet them so soon. 979 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,038 I thought they'd be gone by now. 980 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,498 Are you taking off? 981 00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,541 Uh, yeah. 982 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,918 Uh, I don't know. 983 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,502 [laughing] 984 00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:05,589 Hey honey, I want to talk to them real quick, okay? 985 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,715 Can you go to your room? 986 00:41:06,757 --> 00:41:07,883 It's old people talk. 987 00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:09,092 It's, it's really boring. 988 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,886 Yeah, yeah! Of course. 989 00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:12,554 Nice kid. 990 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,431 These guys are really cool, mom. 991 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,307 They're super cool, yeah. Yeah. 992 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,102 Hi! 993 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,979 Ta-daa! 994 00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:22,230 Hey! 995 00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:25,609 What was the one thing I told you guys? 996 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,444 You said a lot of fucking shit. I mean... 997 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,905 I said I didn't want you to meet my son. 998 00:41:29,947 --> 00:41:31,364 Get it? Remember that? 999 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,324 You guys are pissing me off here. 1000 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,368 It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. 1001 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,327 You're pissed? 1002 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,747 Your dad stole our idea! 1003 00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:39,539 What? 1004 00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:40,457 Starbucks! 1005 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,750 That's his company, isn't it? 1006 00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:42,918 What? 1007 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,463 My dad has nothing to do with Starbucks. 1008 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,882 Listen, you're not the guilty party in this. 1009 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:49,925 You don't have to protect him. 1010 00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:51,509 Yeah, he has nothing to do with S... 1011 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:52,510 I beg to differ. 1012 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:53,762 I'd like to say something to that. 1013 00:41:53,804 --> 00:41:55,138 No, no, no, that's okay. 1014 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:56,807 Well, I'm just going to leave. 1015 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:02,186 Um, you know that ham sandwich in the refrigerator? 1016 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,648 Is that anybody's in particular? 1017 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:05,941 Never mind. 1018 00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,861 So, Reeves and I are going to open a restaurant. 1019 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:10,695 Really? 1020 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,739 Hey, good luck with that. 1021 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:16,451 But, however, uh, due to bad planning, uh, with the 1022 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:20,080 money, uh, as you can see we bought new clothes, 1023 00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:23,333 hence why I look like Charlie Brown, we have no 1024 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:27,796 money for a motel and we can't keep sleeping in the van. 1025 00:42:27,838 --> 00:42:31,842 And Brad happened to tell us about this great guest 1026 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:32,926 house you have out back. 1027 00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:34,136 Yeah, no. No, no. 1028 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,512 You're not going to sleep in my guest house. 1029 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,097 No, no,l-just listen, listen. Listen. 1030 00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:38,598 Let me finish. 1031 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,600 In exchange for letting us stay, we'll make dinner 1032 00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:43,478 for you and Brad every night. 1033 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,813 No. 1034 00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:47,149 It's only going to be for like a week or two and I 1035 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,984 understand the whole thing about role models, but 1036 00:42:49,026 --> 00:42:50,819 look, we no longer look homeless. 1037 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:52,654 That's a good start, right? 1038 00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,073 We'll be very respectful, promise not to stay out 1039 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:57,492 late, we won't curse. 1040 00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,161 Hold on. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. 1041 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,954 I just had to get that out. 1042 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:03,247 No drugs. 1043 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:04,374 I won't stay out late. 1044 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,625 Did I mention that? 1045 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:06,668 I may have mentioned it twice but that's because 1046 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:08,419 I'm not going to do it. 1047 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,672 Did I tell you how pretty your hair looks with the 1048 00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:12,007 gray in it? 1049 00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:13,508 And I'm not just saying that to make you feel good 1050 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:14,634 about yourself. 1051 00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:17,512 It's very becoming. 1052 00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:20,682 Come on, help out an old friend. 1053 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:23,434 An old boyfriend? 1054 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:25,603 A recent orphan? 1055 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:26,437 That's right. 1056 00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:28,148 I'm sorry. 1057 00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:30,108 We have history. 1058 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,484 I've been inside your... 1059 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:33,195 Yeah, I'll be right here if you need me. 1060 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:35,113 Yeah, okay, no... Boundaries! 1061 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:36,322 I... 1062 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:39,283 Okay, look at me. 1063 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,412 My son is the most important thing in my 1064 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,207 life, and I'm going to hold you to your promises. 1065 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,541 I promise. 1066 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:47,959 Pinky promise? 1067 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:50,003 Please pinky promise with me. 1068 00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:50,712 Is that your pinky? 1069 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:51,588 I want a promise. 1070 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,548 Please somebody help me. 1071 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:54,549 You can stay. 1072 00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:56,259 Thank you. 1073 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,011 Do you remember when we used to hold pinkies? 1074 00:43:58,053 --> 00:43:59,096 What? 1075 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,304 -No, we never did this. -W-we did this. 1076 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,723 No, that's your other girlfriend. 1077 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,474 W-we did some other stuff, but uh. 1078 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:04,475 That didn't involve... 1079 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:06,436 I'll see ya later. 1080 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,525 So why you tell her we don't do drugs anymore. 1081 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:14,277 'Cause we don't do drugs. 1082 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,071 We smoke weed. 1083 00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:17,405 Weed's not a drug. 1084 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:18,990 Weed grows from the Earth. 1085 00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:20,450 This is the Earth we're smoking. 1086 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,368 We're giving back to Mother Nature. 1087 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,038 Hello Mom, welcome to my mouth. 1088 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,372 [laughs] 1089 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,922 Besides, we can still smoke. 1090 00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:36,758 We just can't do it indoors. 1091 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,176 Gotta crack a window or some shit. 1092 00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:39,844 Can't let Debbie find out. 1093 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:42,139 Oh, and I told her we'd be cooking for her and the 1094 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,140 kid every night. 1095 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,306 Fuck you did. 1096 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,475 Tonight's your night. 1097 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,684 I'll cook tomorrow. 1098 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:48,603 Where you going? 1099 00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,230 She gonna show me the old neighborhood. 1100 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:51,606 Why can't I go? 1101 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,024 'Cause you're cooking. 1102 00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:55,902 Wait a minute, you're fuckin' her so you should cook. 1103 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:58,196 Well, if I was fuckin' her that'd be a great deal, 1104 00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,906 but I don't think she likes me like that anymore. 1105 00:44:59,948 --> 00:45:01,241 What ch... 1106 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:03,160 So so you say you're the cook and I'll go fuck her. 1107 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,077 You know what? 1108 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:05,620 That sounds like a great plan. 1109 00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:06,871 I'll see you when we get back. 1110 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,165 Bye, fucker. 1111 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,582 [hip hop music] 1112 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,168 Oh, no. 1113 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,629 Oh, yeah, that's my shit. 1114 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,089 Lisa Lisa. 1115 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:17,632 I can't believe how many times you made me listen 1116 00:45:17,674 --> 00:45:20,051 to [singing] can you feel the beat! 1117 00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,594 [singing] Can you feel, can you feel, 1118 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,972 ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca. 1119 00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:25,598 -Oh yeah. -Oh man. 1120 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,891 I'm gonna make you feel that beat. 1121 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,185 Oh dear. 1122 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,561 Thank god Brad missed this time in history. 1123 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:32,939 Y'know speaking of history, what happened to 1124 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:35,650 Brad's, um, father? 1125 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,401 Oh wow, that was smooth. 1126 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:39,821 Didn't work out, short story. 1127 00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:40,989 Obviously it didn't work out. 1128 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:42,740 What's the story story? 1129 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,574 How'd you meet him? 1130 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,450 What's his name? 1131 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:45,785 Who is this guy? 1132 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:49,497 His name's David, I met him 14 years after you 1133 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:51,499 vanished from my life... 1134 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,961 I mean, I'm 16 years old, the love of my life drives 1135 00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:56,671 away, I never see him again. 1136 00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,589 You know, talk about abandonment issues. 1137 00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:01,009 You really screwed me up, you know? 1138 00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:04,386 If I knew you were dead or that you were kidnapped it 1139 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,763 would make sense, but there's always that 1140 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:08,390 possibility that you... 1141 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,893 you hated everything in your life and you just 1142 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,562 wanted to run away. 1143 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,189 You run away from me. 1144 00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:17,067 And every boyfriend after that unconsciously 1145 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,569 I thought would abandon me too. 1146 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,945 At least that's what my therapist said when he 1147 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,989 broke up with me. 1148 00:46:25,158 --> 00:46:27,827 I'm sorry. 1149 00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:29,537 I don't know, it's not like I intended for any of 1150 00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:31,998 this to happen either, you know? 1151 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,333 It's not easy for me. 1152 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:35,459 I'm still trying to comprehend what's going on. 1153 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,337 And I didn't mean to meet Brad, it was an accident. 1154 00:46:37,379 --> 00:46:38,963 He just came home early. 1155 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,715 Er-did he skip school? 1156 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:41,758 No, don't trip. 1157 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,134 Not early like that. 1158 00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:44,635 Like, I mean, earlier than I thought he'd be home. 1159 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:48,223 I-hey, it is hard raising a kid on your own, okay? 1160 00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:49,891 And I worry. That's what moms do. 1161 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,018 I worry that he's going to break a bone or that he's 1162 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:54,354 going to fall into the wrong crowd. 1163 00:46:55,105 --> 00:46:56,480 He's not going to fall into the wrong crowd. 1164 00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,108 Well, you, you don't know him. 1165 00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,443 I know you, and you're his mom. 1166 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,280 And with a mom like you I think he's going to be 1167 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,322 just fine. 1168 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,825 Thanks. 1169 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,869 [bouncy synth music] 1170 00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,913 Oh shit, you hear that? 1171 00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:13,539 Yeah, I do. 1172 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:14,416 Okay, you ready? 1173 00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:17,043 Yeah, no. Don't do it. Don't! 1174 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:18,460 I'm gonna pass you a wave. 1175 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,921 Don't do it! 1176 00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,339 Here it comes! Catch it! 1177 00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:23,174 If you don't release that wave it's gonna come out 1178 00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:24,926 in traffic! 1179 00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:26,136 Don't, please don't do it! 1180 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,220 You're gonna be making a left turn and whoa! 1181 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:28,638 And then a U-turn. 1182 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,223 You can't just have waves floating around. 1183 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:32,934 Alright okay, okay. Here's my, here's my move. Go, go, go... 1184 00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:36,771 Hey, that's my move. 1185 00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,731 I call that the "twist and dash." 1186 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,110 Yo, are you ready? 1187 00:47:42,152 --> 00:47:45,529 No, I'm searching for my parents on the computer. 1188 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,198 It's called Facebook. People list a bunch of 1189 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,616 useless information. 1190 00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:49,533 Like this guy right here. 1191 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,702 He's about to brush his teeth. 1192 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,163 Now he's done. 1193 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,415 Oh, I got a friend request. 1194 00:47:55,457 --> 00:47:56,707 Oh shit. 1195 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,043 From Nigeria? 1196 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,712 Maybe you have long lost relatives in Nigeria. 1197 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,257 Well, he doesn't look like anybody in my family 1198 00:48:04,299 --> 00:48:05,258 Alright, let's go. 1199 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:06,384 Alright. 1200 00:48:06,426 --> 00:48:07,927 [Computer dings] 1201 00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:08,845 Oh! 1202 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,221 Do I have the wrong number? 1203 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,389 What is this? 1204 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,599 Do I, do I know you guys? 1205 00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:16,353 Hey, that look like fucking Sanchez, doesn't it? 1206 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,312 But older and uglier! 1207 00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:18,480 -Yeah! -[laughs] 1208 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,939 I can hear you! 1209 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:22,233 They created a game where you can put your family in! 1210 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:23,443 I'm not a game. 1211 00:48:23,485 --> 00:48:25,195 That's crazy, that's better than Pac Man or 1212 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,070 Asteroids! 1213 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,071 You see that? 1214 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:30,241 I'm not a game, I'm on the Skype! 1215 00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:32,035 He's on planet Skype! 1216 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,203 Where is this planet? 1217 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,662 Oh! 1218 00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,080 We're on Earth! 1219 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:38,124 What are your coordinates? 1220 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,709 Where the fuck is my daughter? 1221 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,003 He's on planet Skype and his daughter's missing! 1222 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:43,171 Oh shit! 1223 00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:46,341 Oh my God, it's you two idiots. 1224 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:47,967 We're businessmen now. 1225 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:48,968 Yep. 1226 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,345 We're opening businesses. 1227 00:48:50,387 --> 00:48:51,762 I thought you guys were dead. 1228 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,056 Anyway, good talking to you, dirty. 1229 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,265 Do not disconnect me. 1230 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:55,392 -Hey, hey, hey, hey! -Bye, buddy. 1231 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,684 Cabrones! 1232 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,561 And it's gonna be called the Chili Pot, and we're 1233 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,022 just gonna serve chili. 1234 00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:01,772 Yes. 1235 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:02,982 Just chili. 1236 00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,234 That's gonna pay the rent? 1237 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,110 20 bucks a bowl. 1238 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,237 For chili? 1239 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,989 Well, it has a special ingredient. 1240 00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:13,159 It has cannabis in it. 1241 00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:15,745 [squeals] 1242 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,662 No you're not. 1243 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,540 Oh yes we are. It's our recipe. 1244 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:21,583 You are not selling pot in my property. 1245 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,420 Oh, no, no, sir, it's okay. 1246 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,963 Marijuana is legal now. 1247 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,174 So are titty bars, but you're not going to open 1248 00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:31,094 up one of them in my building either. 1249 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,970 Who would think thirty years later there'd be 1250 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,847 still be racism in America? 1251 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,140 That had nothing to do with race. 1252 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,308 Are you kidding me? 1253 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,102 The guy was white and he was a landlord. 1254 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,521 Man, those confederate types just don't like us. 1255 00:49:41,563 --> 00:49:43,481 I don't think it had anything to do with us. 1256 00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:45,942 It was the weed he didn't like. 1257 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,652 Look, I say this time we try it again, just like 1258 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:52,156 the bank, but leave out the weed. 1259 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:52,990 Okay. 1260 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:54,909 -Alright? -Alright. 1261 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:55,785 Boom! 1262 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,370 Dudes! 1263 00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:58,829 [whispering] I don't think we're gonna have to hide 1264 00:49:58,871 --> 00:49:59,997 that part about the weed. 1265 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,249 Mm. 1266 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:03,834 Hey, so, everything's included in the kitchen, 1267 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,587 in the rent? 1268 00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:08,298 'Cause it looks perfect to make chili with weed in it. 1269 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,258 Yeah, it's all included. 1270 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,842 Chili with weed in it. 1271 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,428 Wow. 1272 00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:16,389 Right on, you know, I once replaced my bong water 1273 00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,349 with soup. 1274 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:19,183 Yeah. 1275 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,771 Yeah, it was wild. 1276 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,856 You know, we'll take it. 1277 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,109 I don't know if I have that bong anymore, man. 1278 00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:30,278 -That was like, years ago. -No, no, no... 1279 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,323 The whole place. Rent... 1280 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,074 Oh right, cool, yeah, right. 1281 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,827 That'll be a $5000 deposit. 1282 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,122 [clears throat] 1283 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:43,916 Hey, can you just, hold it for us? 1284 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,793 We're just waiting on the bank to give us the money. 1285 00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,295 No, no can do. 1286 00:50:47,337 --> 00:50:49,130 And just so you two know, I got some other dudes 1287 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:50,923 coming in here tomorrow afternoon to check out the 1288 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:52,425 place, so you know... 1289 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:53,926 peace out. 1290 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,430 Mm, but peace though, really. 1291 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,307 No, I mean it. Peace out. 1292 00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:00,850 I gotta get out of here. 1293 00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:06,147 That place was great. 1294 00:51:06,189 --> 00:51:07,857 You think the bank will give us a loan while we're 1295 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,817 waiting on a loan? 1296 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,361 It's worth it. 1297 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,154 We could give it a shot. 1298 00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:16,157 Yo, I just realized my grandparents used to put 1299 00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,784 away money for me every year, and I wasn't allowed 1300 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,411 to touch it until I was 21. 1301 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:21,829 Oh shit! 1302 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:24,290 You look like you could pass for 21 now. 1303 00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:26,000 I think so. 1304 00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:28,169 It's gotta be like over $4000 in that account. 1305 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:30,296 $4000? 1306 00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:36,802 Bro, with the combining interest loans 1307 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:40,598 buried in the dividends... 1308 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,559 That's thirty years? 1309 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,895 That's gotta be like $400,000. 1310 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,064 Yeah. 1311 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,107 You just saved the day. 1312 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,864 Mmm! 1313 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:00,493 Guys, this is delicious. 1314 00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,495 It's my mom's secret recipe. 1315 00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:05,206 What we used to do is make it all from scratch, then 1316 00:52:05,248 --> 00:52:06,666 we'd go to the store and get some store-bought 1317 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:09,085 chili, put it in there to add a little flavor to it. 1318 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,254 Wait, that's the secret recipe? 1319 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:14,257 Yeah, was, up until now. 1320 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,509 Did you know that Clark Gable ate chili the night 1321 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,052 before he died? 1322 00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,011 Where the hell'd you hear that? 1323 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,012 On Goggle. 1324 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,347 On.. what? 1325 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:25,226 On the computer, if you look up, like, you can 1326 00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,311 stuff words in like "Chili, Goggle," and then 1327 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,063 -Oh, no no, no. -Uh, Goggle... 1328 00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:30,273 Google. 1329 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,150 Listen, I was, I goggled last night. 1330 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:34,444 Yeah, Goggle sounds like a word. 1331 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,654 It's Google. Yeah, G-O-O-G-L-E. Google. 1332 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,907 Well people spell tomato different ways too. 1333 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:41,451 What the fuck is a Google? 1334 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,368 W-Google. 1335 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:43,369 It's like a search engine. 1336 00:52:43,411 --> 00:52:44,454 You search stuff in it. 1337 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,497 I didn't look for a mechanic, okay? 1338 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:47,957 I was looking for chili. 1339 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,917 Yeah, you wear goggles, you don't wear Googles. 1340 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:52,503 Or you gotta wear protective goggles, not 1341 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,338 protective Googles. 1342 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,173 Y-but it, it's not spelled "goggles." 1343 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,175 You don't get drunk and have beer Googles you have 1344 00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,510 beer goggles. 1345 00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:00,511 They're not googgles. they're not for your eyes. 1346 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:02,930 It's Google, like G-O-O-G-L-E. 1347 00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,432 Then what is it for? 1348 00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:06,309 -For searching for stuff! -And what do you search with? 1349 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,143 Your eyes. 1350 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,144 Checkmate, mother fucker. 1351 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,562 Agh! 1352 00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:11,689 What's the matter? What happened? 1353 00:53:11,731 --> 00:53:15,610 Ah, I messed up my arm at the BMX track. 1354 00:53:15,652 --> 00:53:16,653 -BMX track? -Yeah, agh. 1355 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,946 Oh, who went? 1356 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:20,906 All of us. It was fun. 1357 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,366 All of you? 1358 00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:23,867 What did I say about that? 1359 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:25,328 Well you said you weren't going to take me! 1360 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,371 These guys said they would, so I said okay. 1361 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:29,831 I wasn't going to take you because it's dangerous. 1362 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,334 It's not dangerous, it's BMX. 1363 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,293 It's fine. 1364 00:53:32,335 --> 00:53:33,127 He got hurt! 1365 00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:34,170 He's old! 1366 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,212 Old people get hurt doing anything. 1367 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:36,506 Okay, I'll be alright. 1368 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:37,590 You're not helping. 1369 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:38,924 Look, no it's fine, mom. We were fine. 1370 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,594 We went, we had fun, we relaxed, we were, we were 1371 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:42,637 wearing our pads and helmets. 1372 00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:43,971 -We were fine, right? -Mhmm. 1373 00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:45,682 If it's so safe, why do you have to wear pads 1374 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,932 and helmets? 1375 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,934 My house, my rules. 1376 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,353 You never let me do anything fun! 1377 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,814 You got, you like, keep me cooped up in the house 1378 00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:54,940 like I can't do anything, like a fun-killer for 1379 00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,025 crying out loud. 1380 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,527 Hey! 1381 00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:02,782 What's with all the helmets and pads nowadays anyway? 1382 00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:04,908 Well that's what you do now with dangerous things. 1383 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,494 Everyone wears helmets and pads. 1384 00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:08,329 Back in the day, the only people that wore helmets 1385 00:54:08,371 --> 00:54:10,540 and pads were retards and women on their periods. 1386 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,625 [laughing] 1387 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,419 Oh god, I-I'm raising three children here. 1388 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,798 I think she's on her helmet right now. 1389 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,550 [laughing] 1390 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:23,219 Weber, correct. 1391 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,804 Harris. 1392 00:54:24,846 --> 00:54:26,514 Can you just tell me what my account is? 1393 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,476 Alright, thank you. 1394 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:35,231 Yo, I had $4,000 in that account. 1395 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,525 I had a quarter percent interest over thirty years. 1396 00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,276 I've got $4,400. 1397 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,654 The landlord guy needs $5,000. 1398 00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:42,946 We're fucked. 1399 00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:44,824 You're gonna need to sell the van. 1400 00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:46,992 I can't sell the van, man. That's my only van! 1401 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,119 It was your only van. 1402 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:50,663 Once we get the loan, we'll buy back the van. 1403 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,039 But in the meantime, we need the money. 1404 00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:53,332 [high pitched voice from tablet] But in the meantime, 1405 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,458 we need the money. 1406 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,668 Who the fuck is that? 1407 00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:56,586 [high pitched voice] Who the fuck is that? 1408 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,754 Why are you mocking me? 1409 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,838 [high pitched voice] Are you mocking me? 1410 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,882 It's Brad's iPad, this thing, it's.... 1411 00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:01,883 [high pitched voice] It's Brad's iPad... 1412 00:55:01,923 --> 00:55:03,259 It repeats everything you say. 1413 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,719 [high pitched voice] It repeats everything you say. 1414 00:55:04,761 --> 00:55:05,845 I just said that. 1415 00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:07,054 [high pitched voice] I just said that. 1416 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,264 Do you want to smoke? 1417 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,724 [high pitched voice] Do you want to smoke? 1418 00:55:09,766 --> 00:55:11,016 Well clearly I do. 1419 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,393 [high pitched voice] Well clearly I do. 1420 00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:16,063 Look, blow some weed into it, blow weed into it. 1421 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:18,357 -Now, now what? -Do you feel high? 1422 00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:19,525 Are you a high-pad? 1423 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:20,401 [high pitched voice] Are you a high-pad? 1424 00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:21,110 [cackling] 1425 00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:35,666 [nickering] 1426 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:36,793 How much you get? 1427 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,210 Seven hundred bucks. 1428 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:39,670 The fuck? 1429 00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:41,130 That's what I said. 1430 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,550 Apparently the guy from the list of Craig said 1431 00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:47,094 that's all he truck is worth, because, you know, 1432 00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:50,013 vintage, and, you know, Cheetos everywhere. 1433 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:52,391 I kind of trust him, too, because Craig wouldn't put 1434 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,685 a list together of people he didn't trust. 1435 00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,103 Who the fuck is Craig? 1436 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:58,940 Some guy, he has a list of everybody's shit, and they 1437 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,942 just go to him to sell it. 1438 00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:02,693 Where do you find this guy, does he have a store? 1439 00:56:02,735 --> 00:56:05,738 I dunno, Craig, he's on the um... 1440 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:06,781 The webber. 1441 00:56:06,823 --> 00:56:08,532 The world wide web. 1442 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:09,909 That computer shit we were lookin' at? 1443 00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:12,745 Yeah, it was like something about Twitting? 1444 00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:16,457 Apparently the people who Twit go to Face... 1445 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,585 I haven't figured it out but Craig knows everybody. 1446 00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:22,672 You can get everything from skis to a blow job. 1447 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,799 Ooh, we should've gotten blow jobs. 1448 00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:27,426 I gotta shit. 1449 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,471 Try to use the toilet this time. 1450 00:56:30,513 --> 00:56:31,347 Right. 1451 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,265 -Hi. -Hey. 1452 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,934 Hi. Does it look like I'm flying? 1453 00:56:34,976 --> 00:56:36,644 It does, superman. 1454 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,271 I want to talk to you about the other morning. 1455 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:40,606 Oh. 1456 00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:41,899 You were fine. 1457 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,359 No, I was wrong. 1458 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,277 You guys have gone out of your way to include Brad. 1459 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:46,737 And I appreciate it. 1460 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,323 And now you're letting him help with the restaurant 1461 00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:52,576 stuff, and, it's very cool. 1462 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:55,162 Interesting concept, by the way. 1463 00:56:55,204 --> 00:56:56,079 Concept? 1464 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,038 Mhmm. 1465 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,415 What did he say? 1466 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,544 Well, you're only going to serve chili, right? 1467 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:02,962 That's all he said? 1468 00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:04,005 What else should he say? 1469 00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:04,964 Nothing. 1470 00:57:05,006 --> 00:57:06,382 Nope, nothing. 1471 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,591 Dinner tonight? 1472 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,134 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 1473 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,845 You don't have to cook dinner tonight. 1474 00:57:10,887 --> 00:57:12,722 I'm going out with the girls. 1475 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,097 Oh. 1476 00:57:14,139 --> 00:57:15,391 Yeah. 1477 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,350 Okay. 1478 00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:17,768 I'll see you later. 1479 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:19,186 No problem. 1480 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,159 You guys should take me bungee jumping 1481 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,119 this weekend. 1482 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,664 What the fuck is bungee jumping? 1483 00:57:38,706 --> 00:57:39,582 I dunno. 1484 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,875 Is that in your underwear? 1485 00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:42,418 What the fuck is bungee jumping? 1486 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,461 You know, like when you jump off a bridge with, 1487 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,796 like, a bungee. 1488 00:57:45,838 --> 00:57:47,423 Why do you say that like we should know this shit? 1489 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:48,841 Why would you do.. Why would the fuck you 1490 00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:50,843 -jump off a bridge? -'Cause it's fun. 1491 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,219 You know that we're not white, right? 1492 00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:54,096 -Yes, exactly. -That's not shit we would do. 1493 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,849 Why the fuck would you jump off a bridge? 1494 00:57:56,891 --> 00:57:58,183 I got to check with your mom. 1495 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:00,519 I mean, you don't have to tell her. 1496 00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:02,479 Uh-uh, I promised I wouldn't let you do any 1497 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:03,856 fuckin' dumb shit. 1498 00:58:03,898 --> 00:58:04,815 The fuck? 1499 00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:05,942 It's bros before hoes. 1500 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,526 Thank you. 1501 00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:08,819 Hello? 1502 00:58:10,071 --> 00:58:12,155 Hey, it's the Best Bud guy. 1503 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:12,990 Hey bud. 1504 00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:15,409 [laughing] Bud. 1505 00:58:15,451 --> 00:58:16,493 How old is he? 1506 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,245 What, are you hitting' on me, pervert? 1507 00:58:18,287 --> 00:58:21,248 I can't conduct business if anyone around is underage. 1508 00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:23,667 You're conducting business with us, boy. 1509 00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,795 Watch your god damn tone. 1510 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:29,548 [laughing] 1511 00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:31,300 He's 21. 1512 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,636 Listen here Rockford Files, you take your case 1513 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:34,845 somewhere else. 1514 00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,764 His parents are midgets. 1515 00:58:37,974 --> 00:58:39,516 The Keebler family. 1516 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:42,061 That's Keebler Sutherland. 1517 00:58:42,103 --> 00:58:43,395 Keeble it to yourself. 1518 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,565 If you have a good girl, she's a Keebler. 1519 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,442 Selling chili with weed in it? 1520 00:58:48,484 --> 00:58:49,860 That's brilliant. 1521 00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:53,155 You guys are going to need about ten flavors to start. 1522 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:54,782 [snorting] 1523 00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:59,161 I got the Super Skunk, OG Kush, White Widow, 1524 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,288 Blueberry Kush... 1525 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,416 -Which one's the best? -[scoffs] 1526 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,209 All of this stuff is chronic. 1527 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,046 Then we'll take all of it. 1528 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:11,966 And those free little pens that come with it. 1529 00:59:12,008 --> 00:59:14,718 My friend, this is a vaporizer. 1530 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,178 Whoa-whoa, watch that vaporizer. 1531 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:17,554 Whoa, hey, I don't want to lose my friend. 1532 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,722 [giggles] 1533 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:20,850 [laser gun noises] 1534 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:21,809 Your laser... 1535 00:59:21,851 --> 00:59:22,601 [whizzing noise] 1536 00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:23,853 The force is not with you! 1537 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,270 It's not a Star Trek thing, guys. 1538 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:28,231 Just push down on the button, inhale and try it out. 1539 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:30,484 [mumbling] 1540 00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:32,028 Oh, in my mouth. 1541 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,904 These new designs, they let you regulate the vapor 1542 00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,157 density so you get more hits per cartridge. 1543 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:37,908 Mm. 1544 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:39,785 Oh, that's good stuff, hold on. 1545 00:59:39,827 --> 00:59:41,244 Smooth. 1546 00:59:42,038 --> 00:59:43,205 Oh, hey, easy guys. 1547 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,874 You barely have to hit it. 1548 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,919 [snorting] 1549 00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,171 That's what she said. 1550 00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:52,048 [laughing] 1551 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,757 I'm hitting it from the front. 1552 00:59:54,967 --> 00:59:57,011 Great thing about these new models, vaporization 1553 00:59:57,053 --> 00:59:58,220 only happens when you inhale. 1554 00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,805 -So, rule of thumb... -Mmm! 1555 00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:01,932 Use about maybe half the weed that you would 1556 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:03,059 smoking in a joint. 1557 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,434 Half? 1558 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,854 And the high is stronger. 1559 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:08,981 Mhmm. 1560 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:14,403 Better high, less money, and completely healthy. 1561 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,699 I tell you what, I feel so fucking healthy right now. 1562 01:00:20,743 --> 01:00:22,494 Fantastically healthy. 1563 01:00:26,082 --> 01:00:27,750 I think I'm doing mine wrong. 1564 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,044 [laughing] 1565 01:00:31,921 --> 01:00:33,589 [laughing] 1566 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,926 How could you be 47 and do that without falling? 1567 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,469 Age ain't nothin' but a number! 1568 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,055 Okay, okay. 1569 01:00:41,097 --> 01:00:42,181 Are you ready? 1570 01:00:42,223 --> 01:00:43,557 Well, I haven't done this in... 1571 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:45,059 I haven't done this in years, so. 1572 01:00:45,101 --> 01:00:46,060 Okay... 1573 01:00:46,102 --> 01:00:47,061 -Woo! -Whoa! 1574 01:00:47,103 --> 01:00:48,353 Don't trip. 1575 01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:49,479 Why you trippin', fool? 1576 01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,941 [laughing] 1577 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:52,775 You've got it. 1578 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,486 You've got it. 1579 01:00:56,528 --> 01:00:58,697 Pontiac or Toyota, who was that? 1580 01:00:58,739 --> 01:01:01,242 [peaceful music] 1581 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:06,580 ♪ ♪ 1582 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,417 Hey guys. 1583 01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:11,752 Hi. 1584 01:01:11,794 --> 01:01:13,921 This place looks, uh... 1585 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:15,297 Fun. 1586 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:18,341 What's this the donations jar? 1587 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,761 Oh that's for my friend on Facebook. 1588 01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:22,972 Oh, the one from Nigeria. 1589 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,347 Yes! 1590 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:26,349 Yes! How'd you know? Nasim! 1591 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,393 Yeah, it's a scam. 1592 01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:29,686 [scoffs] 1593 01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,022 That is exactly what Nasim said you would say. 1594 01:01:33,065 --> 01:01:34,566 It is a scam. 1595 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,859 Yeah. 1596 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:37,611 'Cause he knows it's a scam. 1597 01:01:37,653 --> 01:01:40,781 No, he needs a foot transplant. 1598 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,326 Anyway, this is bullshit. 1599 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:47,579 Let's get somebody to help us paint, man. 1600 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,206 We don't have any money left. 1601 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:50,791 But we have weed. 1602 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,501 Weed is currency. 1603 01:01:56,172 --> 01:01:58,048 Yo, next time we give these guys the weed 1604 01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,424 after they paint. 1605 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,135 Next time we pay 'em in cash. 1606 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:03,012 We don't have any more cash, remember? 1607 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,554 And we don't have any more weed. 1608 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:05,973 What? 1609 01:02:06,015 --> 01:02:08,058 How the fuck are we gonna make chili with weed in it 1610 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,144 if we don't have any weed to put in the chili? 1611 01:02:10,186 --> 01:02:11,270 I know. 1612 01:02:11,312 --> 01:02:12,521 That's why I called the Best Bud guy. 1613 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,564 So, problem solved. 1614 01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:16,358 Problem not solved. 1615 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,027 We don't have any more money. 1616 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,028 What? 1617 01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:21,571 What? 1618 01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:23,740 You just now telling me this? 1619 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:26,327 I just now told you just now. 1620 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,120 [door opening] Hello! 1621 01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:29,454 -Oh shit! -Shit! 1622 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,417 I have bad news. 1623 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:35,836 Well, just tell me the good news first. 1624 01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:37,420 Oh, there is no good news. 1625 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:38,714 What do you mean there's no good news? 1626 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,424 Well, oh, actually there's good news for me. 1627 01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:43,426 I can't give you gentlemen the loan. 1628 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:44,845 But you said we had good credit. 1629 01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:47,097 I said it looks like you have really good credit. 1630 01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:49,599 Turns out you don't have any credit at all. 1631 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:50,934 Yeah, but... 1632 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,769 Can't they look at it like, we haven't missed a 1633 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:54,688 payment in like three decades? 1634 01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:56,857 They could, but they won't, because that's not 1635 01:02:56,899 --> 01:02:58,359 how it works. 1636 01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:01,528 Banks don't give loans to people without credit. 1637 01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:04,823 So you brought your big wally-happy ass down here, 1638 01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:08,035 granola-eatin', Folgers-coffee drinkin', 1639 01:03:08,077 --> 01:03:09,411 to tell us this shit? 1640 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,746 Well, it wasn't a problem. 1641 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,664 I had the afternoon free since I didn't have to do 1642 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,124 your paperwork. 1643 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,626 Well, I'm gonna go get some frogurt. 1644 01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,254 Bye guys! 1645 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,922 What a frogin' asshole. 1646 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:20,756 See, I told you. 1647 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,050 Racism is still alive. 1648 01:03:23,092 --> 01:03:24,093 Still alive! 1649 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,510 We're fucked. 1650 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:29,598 He can't give us a loan because we ain't got no credit. 1651 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,100 Gentlemen! 1652 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,728 All I need is a signature and a payment and we're all set. 1653 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:37,647 Right, um, about the payment thing. 1654 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,441 [laughs] 1655 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:43,404 A funny thing happened with the, you know how 1656 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:44,780 business is, you know. 1657 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,950 Got the signature, but the payment... 1658 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:49,785 [laughs] 1659 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,203 Can I be straight? 1660 01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:55,040 There's been a.. accounting error. 1661 01:03:56,166 --> 01:04:00,296 Yeah, so we're gonna have to get this on... 1662 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:01,463 credit? 1663 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:02,672 Credit? 1664 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,507 Okay, let me explain to you something about 1665 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:05,675 credit, alright? 1666 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,386 I gave you credit in the first delivery. 1667 01:04:07,428 --> 01:04:08,887 Still haven't gotten payment for that. 1668 01:04:08,929 --> 01:04:11,473 So, when I get payment for that, you get some more weed. 1669 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,100 Look, man. Look around, okay? 1670 01:04:13,142 --> 01:04:14,977 We're just about to open this place, right? 1671 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,313 We're gonna be busy, busy, making money, chili, 1672 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,148 money, chili, weed, everything. 1673 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,857 We're gonna be successful, we're gonna be your number 1674 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:22,484 one people. 1675 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,028 We're gonna be your... 1676 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:25,862 thing! 1677 01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,030 Economics. 1678 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:28,157 [scoffs] 1679 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:29,783 Hold on, hold on, let me handle this. 1680 01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:33,412 Look, you're a businessman. 1681 01:04:33,454 --> 01:04:35,372 I'm a businessman. 1682 01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:37,374 Business is how business is. 1683 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:39,251 That's how this country was built. 1684 01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:40,210 Capiche? 1685 01:04:40,252 --> 01:04:43,130 Pilgrims helped the Indians. 1686 01:04:43,172 --> 01:04:46,425 The Indians helped the pilgrims. 1687 01:04:46,467 --> 01:04:49,052 We're just asking for the same deal the Indians got. 1688 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:51,180 And not my Indians. 1689 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:52,722 The other ones. 1690 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:54,141 Okay, let me explain to you guys a little 1691 01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:56,268 something about the deal the Indians got. 1692 01:04:56,310 --> 01:04:59,688 Pilgrims took their land, gave 'em blankets covered 1693 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,023 in smallpox. 1694 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:02,065 Allegedly. 1695 01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:02,983 Smallpox? 1696 01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:03,817 That's free. 1697 01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:05,319 Weed? Costs money. 1698 01:05:05,361 --> 01:05:07,279 No cash, no grass. 1699 01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:09,281 What are you, a fuckin' poet now? 1700 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,453 I don't need smallpox! 1701 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:18,248 These people, these are not good businesspeople. 1702 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:20,876 [hip hop music] 1703 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,378 ♪ ♪ 1704 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,463 Did you know that Bruce Lee was actually born in 1705 01:05:24,505 --> 01:05:26,715 San Francisco? 1706 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,842 I did know this. 1707 01:05:28,884 --> 01:05:31,011 I can't believe I messed up on counting. 1708 01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,262 I can, you were wasted. 1709 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:33,430 We're always wasted. 1710 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:35,224 Maybe that's our problem. 1711 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:38,519 You're gonna have to ask Debbie for the money. 1712 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:40,229 Are you fucking crazy? 1713 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:41,646 Yeah, picture that. 1714 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:42,898 "Oh hey Deb, can I borrow a few thousand bucks so I 1715 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,483 can buy some weed?" 1716 01:05:44,525 --> 01:05:46,651 Yeah. She'll lose her shit and kick us out of her place. 1717 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:47,694 We'll end up homeless. 1718 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,029 Tell her it's for something else! 1719 01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:50,447 I can't lie to her. 1720 01:05:52,032 --> 01:05:53,200 You been lying this whole time! 1721 01:05:53,242 --> 01:05:54,868 Yeah, well I don't like it. 1722 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,787 Listen, she's against weed. 1723 01:05:57,829 --> 01:06:00,249 You don't have a future, okay? 1724 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:02,084 She's our last hope. 1725 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,961 Roll the dice, man. 1726 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:05,628 Hey guys. 1727 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:06,671 Debbie! 1728 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,090 -Hey! -Hey, hello. 1729 01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,425 Speaking of nice shirts. 1730 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,219 -Hi! -Hey! 1731 01:06:12,261 --> 01:06:14,096 So, uh, what are you doing here? 1732 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,264 I took off work early. 1733 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,598 Brad told me you'd be here. 1734 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:17,807 Cool, Brad told her. 1735 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,142 Look at that. 1736 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,895 Well, I told Brad that I would take him skydiving. 1737 01:06:23,105 --> 01:06:24,064 Alright. 1738 01:06:24,106 --> 01:06:25,482 Off to the gym. 1739 01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:27,067 You guys have fun. 1740 01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:28,902 Okay, well... 1741 01:06:28,944 --> 01:06:30,779 Look at you, skipping work, huh? 1742 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,780 Sit down. 1743 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:32,448 It's a beautiful day. 1744 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:33,407 Let's go for a walk. 1745 01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:34,032 Alright. 1746 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:36,201 [hip hop music] 1747 01:06:36,243 --> 01:06:40,497 ♪ ♪ 1748 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:43,542 So, you just... 1749 01:06:43,584 --> 01:06:44,918 took the day off work today? Just like that? 1750 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,628 Just like that. 1751 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,505 I mean, a few weeks ago I would've never considered 1752 01:06:48,547 --> 01:06:51,841 that, but if my boss gets annoyed... 1753 01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:53,552 so what, right? 1754 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,511 I guess. 1755 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:56,221 What changed? 1756 01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:59,516 I dunno, I just feel like I haven't been living my life. 1757 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:02,352 Forgot how to have fun along the way, know what I mean? 1758 01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:03,437 I do. 1759 01:07:03,479 --> 01:07:05,481 I do know what you mean. 1760 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,731 You have a lot do with that. 1761 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:07,857 I do? 1762 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,692 I'm the reason you played hooky today? 1763 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:13,572 Yes! I mean look at you, you don't worry about anything. 1764 01:07:13,614 --> 01:07:15,198 So you think I don't have any worries? 1765 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,950 What do you have to worry about? 1766 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,165 Oh, okay. Your secrets again. 1767 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:25,959 We didn't have enough money to finish the restaurant. 1768 01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:28,170 Can't you get a loan? 1769 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,421 Well... 1770 01:07:29,463 --> 01:07:31,465 Pelican Point Bank was going to give us a loan, 1771 01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:34,551 but then, we don't have any credit, so no. 1772 01:07:34,593 --> 01:07:35,969 Well, you know what? 1773 01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:38,430 There are other banks. 1774 01:07:38,472 --> 01:07:40,474 Well, where're you going? 1775 01:07:40,516 --> 01:07:41,475 [Debbie] Woop, woop! 1776 01:07:41,517 --> 01:07:43,185 Wait, now you want to dance? 1777 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:44,603 I want to talk! 1778 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,272 You're afraid that she's not going to accept you 1779 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:48,273 because you're a pothead, 1780 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:50,359 and in my book, that's chicken. 1781 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,611 Okay, number one, I'm not a chicken... 1782 01:07:52,653 --> 01:07:54,988 Guys. I got you the loan! 1783 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:57,449 -Haaa! -What? 1784 01:07:57,491 --> 01:07:59,409 My friend Julie works at the Pelican Point Bank. 1785 01:07:59,451 --> 01:08:01,161 She spoke with the original loan officer, and 1786 01:08:01,203 --> 01:08:03,580 he still likes your idea. 1787 01:08:03,622 --> 01:08:05,541 No, they already said no and we don't have any 1788 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,542 credit anyways. 1789 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,959 I'm gonna co-sign! 1790 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,461 Oh! God, no. 1791 01:08:09,503 --> 01:08:10,962 -Yeah, yeah, yeah! -No, no, no. 1792 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,339 Your credit is no longer an issue. 1793 01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:13,882 All you have to do is go in, give your 1794 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,717 little presentation and you're all set. 1795 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,260 I am so excited for you! 1796 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,720 [Reeves] Me too! 1797 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,472 Pow! 1798 01:08:20,514 --> 01:08:22,516 I love it when Debbie gets excited. 1799 01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:25,394 Well that went well. 1800 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,103 No the fuck it didn't! 1801 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,855 She thinks we're opening up a normal restaurant. 1802 01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:29,898 We are! 1803 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:30,857 I gotta get her to cancel. 1804 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:32,817 No! Whoa! 1805 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:35,278 I can't have her sign this shit under false pretenses. 1806 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,113 [R&B Music] 1807 01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:38,156 Deb? 1808 01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:41,076 Debbie, I... 1809 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:44,037 Hoo, I... 1810 01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:44,913 Oh my... 1811 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,998 G-good God. 1812 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,626 Um, D... Deb. 1813 01:08:49,668 --> 01:08:52,588 Debbie Deb Deb, dooby dub da... 1814 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:54,797 God damn, you look fantastic. 1815 01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,341 I uh... 1816 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,303 I.. I just gotta... 1817 01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:02,556 I just want to talk to you about something real quick. 1818 01:09:02,598 --> 01:09:07,269 I t-tits, talk, toody, tit-tot-tot-too-dot tits, talk. 1819 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:10,272 Jesus Christ, I wanted to tell you your tits have 1820 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,024 dropped perfectly over the years. 1821 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:14,359 I, um... 1822 01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:16,570 I haven't seen, s... 1823 01:09:16,612 --> 01:09:19,656 these, or anything this... 1824 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,199 shade. 1825 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:25,078 I was with Reeves for a long time, and uh, this is 1826 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,788 far better than I... 1827 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,832 We really need to work on your compliments. 1828 01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:33,545 [giggling] 1829 01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,429 Debbie? 1830 01:09:42,471 --> 01:09:43,805 Deb? 1831 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,557 Debbie? 1832 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,183 Oh for fuck's sakes. 1833 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:53,398 Yo, where's Debbie? 1834 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,775 You didn't tell her, did you? 1835 01:09:55,984 --> 01:09:59,195 I tried to, but she wanted to fuck, 1836 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,615 and I didn't want to be rude. 1837 01:10:01,657 --> 01:10:03,825 She showed up naked and I showed up with a boner. 1838 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:06,578 Well, she left you a little message. 1839 01:10:08,664 --> 01:10:10,039 Sorry I can't be at the bank with you. 1840 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,458 Good luck today. 1841 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,084 Fuck. 1842 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,211 I gotta call her, dude. 1843 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:16,212 And tell her what? 1844 01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,255 The truth. 1845 01:10:17,297 --> 01:10:18,131 The truth? 1846 01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:19,549 Look, you gonna sabotage us. 1847 01:10:19,591 --> 01:10:20,967 I'm not trying to sabotage, I mean, she put 1848 01:10:21,009 --> 01:10:22,260 up too much fucking money. 1849 01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:23,136 Trust me. 1850 01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:24,596 Let me call her real quick. 1851 01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:25,930 [sighs] 1852 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:31,561 Fucking voicemail! 1853 01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,729 Good. 1854 01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:33,980 We gotta cancel this meeting. 1855 01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,357 Listen, this is all I have. 1856 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,025 I sold my van. I have nothing! 1857 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,860 I don't want to fuck her over, and I don't want to 1858 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,487 fuck you over, you're my best friend. 1859 01:10:40,529 --> 01:10:42,489 But we gotta tell somebody the truth somewhere. 1860 01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:44,073 We gotta figure something out. 1861 01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:46,576 Wait a minute. 1862 01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:48,370 I might have something. 1863 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,914 There's this thing on here called PowerPoint. 1864 01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:55,918 With a few adjustments, and some editing 1865 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,671 cut-pastes... 1866 01:10:57,713 --> 01:10:58,714 Can I ask you something? 1867 01:10:58,755 --> 01:10:59,964 Hm? 1868 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,800 How the fuck'd you get so good on the computer? 1869 01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:04,177 Mrs. Hunt's typing class. 1870 01:11:04,219 --> 01:11:06,471 Damn, I should've paid attention. 1871 01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:08,640 I kept staring at Mrs. Hunt's... 1872 01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:09,850 legs. 1873 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:12,853 [computer chimes] 1874 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:14,312 I got it. 1875 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:17,649 [Secret Agent Music] 1876 01:11:17,691 --> 01:11:24,740 ♪ ♪ 1877 01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:29,994 I really wish Debbie would've called me back 1878 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:31,371 this morning. 1879 01:11:31,413 --> 01:11:33,164 It's actually better like this. 1880 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:36,418 Once she sees we've turned around these stiff types, 1881 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,295 she'll be ready to jump on board. 1882 01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:40,881 Shall we begin the presentation? 1883 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,841 Oh, we're not ready just yet. 1884 01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,845 God, this chili is god damn... 1885 01:11:46,887 --> 01:11:48,555 it's good! 1886 01:11:48,597 --> 01:11:50,223 You spiked it! 1887 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:53,309 I put a little product in it. 1888 01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:54,603 How much? 1889 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,939 Enough to get the loan. 1890 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,023 [Loan Officer] Yummy! 1891 01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,149 Can I have some more? 1892 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:01,025 Oh, ye... 1893 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,904 you, here, certainly can. 1894 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:05,154 [Loan Officer] Oh, heh, thank you. 1895 01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:08,283 I-I see you gentlemen have a loan guarantor, 1896 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,285 Ms. Sanchez? 1897 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,746 Uh, she can't be here today, but she's ready to 1898 01:12:12,788 --> 01:12:14,873 sign the papers upon the bank's approval? 1899 01:12:14,915 --> 01:12:16,750 Do we have any bigger spoons? 1900 01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:20,378 Okay, time for the presentation. 1901 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:23,924 This is our projected income. 1902 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,300 Yep. 1903 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,593 -These are beans... -Uh, hold on. Go back a slide. 1904 01:12:26,635 --> 01:12:28,094 Hm? 1905 01:12:28,136 --> 01:12:32,140 Do you have any actual numbers for your projected profit? 1906 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,516 No. 1907 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,811 But it will look like this, the money. 1908 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:37,813 -We'll stack it better. -Yeah. 1909 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,147 These are some of the ingredients. 1910 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:43,902 Mainly beans, tomatoes, this is Greg, he's a cow, 1911 01:12:43,944 --> 01:12:45,487 -Um, Corn. -Corn. 1912 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:47,238 -Onions... -Uh, whoa whoa whoa. 1913 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,366 Uh, stop the clock, uh, go back a slide or two. 1914 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,201 -Hm? Hm? The, the corn? -No,just one more, one more. 1915 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,620 Greg. [Mooing sound effect] 1916 01:12:53,662 --> 01:12:54,830 Forward. 1917 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:55,831 Go forward one slide. 1918 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:56,832 -Hm? Th-this one? -Back. 1919 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:57,582 Back, back back back! 1920 01:12:57,624 --> 01:12:58,583 Uh, hm... 1921 01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,168 I'm sorry, is that... 1922 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,586 Is that marijuana? 1923 01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:03,129 It's... 1924 01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:06,174 Legal cannabis? 1925 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,425 Alright, can we get the lights back on? 1926 01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:08,551 -No, no, no! -Sir, sir! 1927 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,887 Let me understand something here. 1928 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:16,810 You're gonna sell chili that has marijuana in it? 1929 01:13:16,852 --> 01:13:17,894 Yes! 1930 01:13:17,936 --> 01:13:20,480 That's why it's called the Chili Pot. 1931 01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:22,106 Chili. 1932 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:23,859 Pot. 1933 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:24,901 Chili Pot. 1934 01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,611 Alright, I think we can stop here. 1935 01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:30,156 A pot restaurant is not the sort of establishment 1936 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:33,660 that our bank can support. 1937 01:13:33,702 --> 01:13:35,161 It would be bad for our image. 1938 01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:37,121 Actually, I was going to address that. 1939 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:38,289 Can we continue? 1940 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,666 I really don't see the point. 1941 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:40,750 Please. 1942 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,168 There's more chili. 1943 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:43,085 Huh? 1944 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,295 Please, there's lots of it. 1945 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:45,213 Okay, alright. 1946 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:46,715 Alright, go for it, go for it. 1947 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,885 Just... that's very full, alright. 1948 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,387 ['Hail To The Chief' plays] Weed has been a part 1949 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:55,264 of our history and our fabric. 1950 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:57,559 When Washington was crossing the Delaware, do 1951 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,394 you think he was sober? 1952 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,270 I mean, who stands up in a boat? 1953 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:02,355 A high man. 1954 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:05,734 George Washington, weed smoker. 1955 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,068 Ben Franklin. 1956 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:09,195 Do you think that "Hey, let's go fly a kite in the 1957 01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:12,323 middle of a storm" was a sober idea? 1958 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,993 That's where the term "high as a kite" comes from. 1959 01:14:15,035 --> 01:14:15,911 Ah! 1960 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:18,872 Ben Franklin, bong owner. 1961 01:14:18,914 --> 01:14:20,623 There's his supplier. 1962 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:22,834 Cancer! 1963 01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,210 The big C. 1964 01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:26,004 Many people in this town have it. 1965 01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:28,339 And are going to die from it soon. 1966 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,009 Shouldn't they have access to something that's going 1967 01:14:31,051 --> 01:14:34,095 to make the time pass slower? 1968 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,304 Weed does that. 1969 01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:37,933 Picture thousands of tombstones that read: 1970 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:41,853 "My death was not quick, thanks to Pelican Point Bank." 1971 01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:44,272 Marijuana: gateway drug, right? 1972 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:46,566 [chuckles] 1973 01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:47,734 [together] Wrong! [buzzer sounds] 1974 01:14:47,776 --> 01:14:52,822 Marijuana is a gateway to pancakes. 1975 01:14:52,864 --> 01:14:54,365 Cinnabon. 1976 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,868 Anything ending in -ito. 1977 01:14:56,910 --> 01:15:00,789 Fritos, Doritos, Cheetos, Burritos. 1978 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:03,917 Hundreds of foods that may not be palatable to the 1979 01:15:03,959 --> 01:15:05,501 normal tastebud. 1980 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:08,004 But to somebody on marijuana, delicious. 1981 01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:11,007 And they go out hunting for it night after night. 1982 01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:15,929 Pelican Point Bank: Economy Stimulator. 1983 01:15:15,971 --> 01:15:20,266 Marijuana is not only embraced by the outcast now. 1984 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:22,102 It is mainstream. 1985 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:25,647 Some former potheads and current are doing very 1986 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:28,775 well for themselves right now. 1987 01:15:28,817 --> 01:15:30,359 Woody Harrelson. 1988 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:31,694 Sean Penn. 1989 01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:33,237 Snoop Dogg. 1990 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,656 I thought you couldn't make it. 1991 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,908 -My meeting got out early -[Harris] Cheech & Chong. 1992 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:38,827 Merle Haggard. 1993 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,369 Bill Clinton. 1994 01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:42,789 You didn't tell me it was a marijuana restaurant. 1995 01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:46,250 What? 1996 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:51,172 Barack Obama, the commander in chief. 1997 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,841 God bless this conference room, 1998 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:55,885 and God bless America. 1999 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:58,972 [party blower honks] 2000 01:15:59,014 --> 01:16:02,684 [applause] 2001 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,605 Debbie! 2002 01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:08,523 Debbie! 2003 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,899 I was gonna tell you. 2004 01:16:09,941 --> 01:16:10,817 When? 2005 01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:12,360 When were you gonna tell me? 2006 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,654 After I co-signed the loan? 2007 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,823 I, um... 2008 01:16:16,865 --> 01:16:18,033 I know this looks bad. 2009 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:19,408 Oh my god. 2010 01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:22,078 You've been lying to me this whole time. 2011 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,247 I trusted you around my son. 2012 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,166 I don't know what to say. 2013 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:27,458 How about "I'm sorry. 2014 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:29,502 I'm sorry I didn't realize how my actions would 2015 01:16:29,544 --> 01:16:30,879 affect people." 2016 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,421 How about this one? 2017 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,675 "I'm sorry you found weed in Brad's backpack this morning." 2018 01:16:35,717 --> 01:16:37,135 Yeah, I did. 2019 01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:39,595 -Listen... -No, I'm done listening to you. 2020 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,098 You're a fucking irresponsible man-child. 2021 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,350 You suck me in, you make me think I can live this 2022 01:16:44,392 --> 01:16:47,187 carefree day-to-day life, but you forgot to tell me 2023 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,980 the secret. 2024 01:16:49,022 --> 01:16:53,026 It only works if you don't grow up. 2025 01:16:53,068 --> 01:16:54,777 But you wouldn't realize that. 2026 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,071 You didn't think that through, because that 2027 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,822 takes reflection. 2028 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,411 You know what really hurts? 2029 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,872 I started to believe in us again. 2030 01:17:05,914 --> 01:17:09,250 [melancholy music] 2031 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:14,797 ♪ ♪ 2032 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,529 Hey! 2033 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:40,448 -Hey. -Did you get the loan? 2034 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:41,950 No. 2035 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,368 I left a note for your mom inside. 2036 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,537 W-wait, you're leaving? 2037 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,874 Your mom found out about the restaurant. 2038 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,710 She's pissed. 2039 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:54,462 Says we're bad role models. 2040 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,588 She said that? 2041 01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:57,173 She's right. 2042 01:17:57,215 --> 01:17:59,175 We're fuckin' idiots. 2043 01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:00,843 And do yourself a favor and stop hiding your weed 2044 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:02,095 in your backpack. 2045 01:18:02,137 --> 01:18:03,345 She went through my stuff? 2046 01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:05,056 Are you kidding me? 2047 01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:06,266 God. 2048 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,642 That's what the note's about. 2049 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,144 I told her the weed was mine, that I put 2050 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,271 it in there, you didn't know anything about it. 2051 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,147 So you're good. 2052 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,648 No, no, no, no. 2053 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:14,941 You can't say that, because, you gotta go get that note. 2054 01:18:14,983 --> 01:18:16,484 Because if you say that, she's not gonna let you 2055 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:17,526 guys come back. 2056 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:18,527 It's too late, buddy. 2057 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,238 No, this is bullshit, man! 2058 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:21,781 I was smoking weed long before you guys ever 2059 01:18:21,823 --> 01:18:23,283 showed up, alright? 2060 01:18:23,324 --> 01:18:24,617 This is my fault. 2061 01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:25,743 I'll take the rap, I'll tell her the honest truth. 2062 01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:26,661 It'll be fine. 2063 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,246 She'll let you guys stay, okay? 2064 01:18:28,288 --> 01:18:31,124 Listen, when you get older you'll understand. 2065 01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:33,459 Right now, just, things aren't as clear-cut as 2066 01:18:33,501 --> 01:18:35,503 they seem. 2067 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,088 Besides, what's really important is your mom 2068 01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,340 believes in your innocence rather than mine. 2069 01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:42,218 Here's the key. 2070 01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:45,888 [melancholy music] 2071 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:50,977 ♪ ♪ 2072 01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:52,436 [groaning] 2073 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,482 Yo, this shit was way easier to do 30 years ago. 2074 01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:01,237 Woof. 2075 01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,115 Still mad at me? 2076 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,535 Dude, I can't believe you left me, man. 2077 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,538 It would've worked if you just waited a couple of seconds. 2078 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:12,707 Look, man. 2079 01:19:14,334 --> 01:19:16,211 I had to do something. 2080 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:19,047 There'll be other banks, but there's only one Debbie. 2081 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:21,507 I had to take a shot. 2082 01:19:21,549 --> 01:19:25,511 If it makes you feel any better, I lost her too. 2083 01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:31,433 Does make me feel a little better. 2084 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:34,937 I didn't want to lose my best friend as well. 2085 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,067 Just love me, man. 2086 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,569 -Stop. -Won't you hug me? 2087 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:45,156 We slept together for 30 years, you won't hug me now? 2088 01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:47,449 Stop! You're making a PBS moment, man! 2089 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:48,868 I'm not inside you! 2090 01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:50,619 [laughing] 2091 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,621 -Damn it. -Holy shit! 2092 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,707 -What? -Look at that! 2093 01:19:54,749 --> 01:19:55,708 What? 2094 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,210 Right there, where the light is! 2095 01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:58,836 You mean all that weed by the tree? 2096 01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,296 Oh shit! 2097 01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:02,423 Weed never used to grow there before. 2098 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:06,010 Maybe the bird droppings have been dropping on the 2099 01:20:06,052 --> 01:20:08,012 tree acting as fertilizer. 2100 01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:10,514 No, there used to be trees there. 2101 01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,392 Now the sun can get through, and it's 2102 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:14,852 reflecting off the rock and... 2103 01:20:14,894 --> 01:20:16,645 growing takes reflection! 2104 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,231 Three times three is eight! 2105 01:20:18,273 --> 01:20:19,607 Debbie said it to me. 2106 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,109 I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. 2107 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,444 I don't know what the fuck you talking about. 2108 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:25,238 Because there's no trees there, the sunlight can 2109 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,908 get through, it reflects off the rock, and it feeds the weed. 2110 01:20:28,950 --> 01:20:31,369 If we clear all these trees away on the side of 2111 01:20:31,411 --> 01:20:32,787 this hill... 2112 01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:34,914 With all that light... 2113 01:20:34,956 --> 01:20:36,374 We won't need a loan! 2114 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:37,292 Exactly. 2115 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,086 More weed! Oh shit! 2116 01:20:40,128 --> 01:20:41,503 We'll be weed farmers! 2117 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:42,713 -Ahhh! -Ahhh! 2118 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:44,424 We gonna be rich! 2119 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:45,800 Ahh! 2120 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:50,388 [psychedelic music] 2121 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:55,435 ♪ ♪ 2122 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:07,488 Alright, just put that on your table sir. 2123 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,907 We need a Chili Thai Kush and a Maui Wow-y 2124 01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:11,159 Pineapple. 2125 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:13,619 We're out of all that, can you pass it through. 2126 01:21:13,661 --> 01:21:15,330 Oh, okay, well... 2127 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,747 I'll let him know. 2128 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,252 Oh. 2129 01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:23,129 -Hey. -Hi. 2130 01:21:23,171 --> 01:21:24,297 Yep, this is it. 2131 01:21:24,339 --> 01:21:25,547 Yes, this is it. 2132 01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:26,924 This is it. 2133 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:28,092 Mm. 2134 01:21:28,134 --> 01:21:30,345 It's... you have artwork, too. 2135 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,180 Yeah, it was Reeves' idea. 2136 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,890 Uh huh, it's uh, it's interesting. 2137 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:38,894 This is the, uh, the angel covered in, angel of flies. 2138 01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:40,188 Lord of the flies. 2139 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,772 Uh huh. 2140 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,651 'Cause he's like, brown, just a, piece of shit, but 2141 01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:47,153 he's covered in flies. 2142 01:21:47,195 --> 01:21:50,072 Okay, so, um, can we sit down for a minute? 2143 01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,828 Need any Avon? 2144 01:21:55,870 --> 01:21:57,913 How's my favorite client. 2145 01:21:58,998 --> 01:22:00,582 W-what are you doing here? 2146 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:04,295 Remember how I knew a guy who knew a guy? 2147 01:22:04,337 --> 01:22:07,006 Turns out he knows a guy. 2148 01:22:07,048 --> 01:22:09,133 G-15. 2149 01:22:09,175 --> 01:22:11,135 It's primo shit. 2150 01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:13,012 What's your price? 2151 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:31,447 ♪ ♪ 2152 01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:32,614 Surprised to see you here. 2153 01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,158 I know how much you don't like chili. 2154 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,576 Ha! Just kidding. 2155 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:36,577 It's weed. 2156 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:37,912 I know that you're against weed. 2157 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:41,040 Well, you know, I just want to keep it away from 2158 01:22:41,082 --> 01:22:42,250 Brad as long as possible. 2159 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,834 I want to keep him innocent. 2160 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,586 That's what mom's do. 2161 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:52,301 Um, tomorrow night there is an old school concert. 2162 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:54,053 You want to go with me? 2163 01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:55,763 You mean you and, you and me? 2164 01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:56,597 -Yeah. -Together? 2165 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,015 Yeah. 2166 01:22:58,057 --> 01:22:59,600 Uh, yeah. Please. 2167 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,354 Does that mean, uh, you forgive me? 2168 01:23:03,396 --> 01:23:04,439 Well... 2169 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,940 Baby steps. 2170 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:06,982 You know why? 2171 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:07,983 Why? 2172 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,818 'Cause of what you did for Brad. 2173 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,653 I know you covered up for him about that weed in his 2174 01:23:11,695 --> 01:23:14,449 backpack, and I know that you've been helping him 2175 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:16,617 with his schoolwork for the past few months, and 2176 01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:19,328 he's been doing great. 2177 01:23:19,370 --> 01:23:20,662 Thank you. 2178 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:22,915 I think you can thank yourself a little bit too. 2179 01:23:22,957 --> 01:23:25,209 It was a selfless act. 2180 01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:26,127 Oh. 2181 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,337 -I did a selfless act? -Yes. 2182 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:30,256 Yeah, I know, I-I did that on purpose. 2183 01:23:30,298 --> 01:23:31,549 [laughs] 2184 01:23:31,591 --> 01:23:33,593 I'm really good at being selfless. 2185 01:23:33,634 --> 01:23:36,095 Here's another selfless act I'd like to do. 2186 01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:40,099 No, that was selfish. 2187 01:23:40,141 --> 01:23:41,559 No, it was definitely not shellfish. 2188 01:23:41,601 --> 01:23:42,768 That was mint. 2189 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:45,062 Um... 2190 01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:47,482 That was not selfish. You know how I know? 2191 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,108 'Cause it made you smile. 2192 01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:51,860 Come here. 2193 01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,118 Want to get out of here? 2194 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,828 Uh, yes, please. 2195 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,204 Yes I do. 2196 01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:05,874 Just let me go tell Reeves that I'm leaving, okay? 2197 01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:06,917 Okay. 2198 01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:08,628 Reeves? 2199 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,589 No, more, more! 2200 01:24:11,631 --> 01:24:13,549 Uh, yeah, right there! Right there! 2201 01:24:13,591 --> 01:24:14,425 Joe? 2202 01:24:17,178 --> 01:24:18,720 Reeves? 2203 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,099 Don't you stop, don't you stop! 2204 01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:24,977 [screams] 2205 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,728 Oh yeah. 2206 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:29,565 ♪ I like the rhythm ♪ 2207 01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:32,485 ♪ And I like soul ♪ 2208 01:24:32,527 --> 01:24:35,488 ♪ Let's do it Rasta ♪ 2209 01:24:35,530 --> 01:24:38,533 ♪ And light a bowl ♪ 2210 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:41,619 ♪ Roll me some ganja ♪ 2211 01:24:41,661 --> 01:24:44,539 ♪ I'll take a toke ♪ 2212 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,458 ♪ Just pass that Mary ♪ 2213 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:50,378 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2214 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:54,632 ♪ Want that smoke ♪ 2215 01:24:54,674 --> 01:25:01,889 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2216 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:06,768 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2217 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:12,650 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2218 01:25:16,070 --> 01:25:18,947 ♪ I want that smoke, go and pass it 'cause I need it ♪ 2219 01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:22,034 ♪ Take a big rip, blow it high up to the ceiling ♪ 2220 01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:24,786 ♪ We gettin' faded party like you never seen it ♪ 2221 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,998 ♪ Nothing like toking up before for any reason ♪ 2222 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,918 ♪ The sticky green is what I like, spark lighters ♪ 2223 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:33,879 ♪ Indica, Sativa, THC on fire ♪ 2224 01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:36,882 ♪ I'm looking for the only thing that takes me higher ♪ 2225 01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:39,885 ♪ I want to smoke, you can keep the pacifiers ♪ 2226 01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,220 ♪ Inhale that reefer cloud ♪ 2227 01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:42,763 ♪ Breathe in deep and blow it out ♪ 2228 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,181 ♪ Watch as time is slowing down ♪ 2229 01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,725 ♪ Nothing seems to faze you now ♪ 2230 01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:48,269 ♪ Puff puff pass is the must must have ♪ 2231 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:51,855 ♪ With the nug stuffed bag full of tough rough hash ♪ 2232 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,815 ♪ Forget your worries ain't goin' nowhere ♪ 2233 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,067 ♪ Not in a hurry ♪ 2234 01:25:55,109 --> 01:25:56,777 ♪ Spark up a spliff and let your mind drift ♪ 2235 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,112 ♪ Into higher, lurid ♪ 2236 01:25:58,153 --> 01:25:59,739 ♪ From blue-green madness to the kushes and all ♪ 2237 01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:01,323 ♪ that's in-between ♪ 2238 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:04,243 ♪ We need that ganja and we need to hit that sticky green ♪ 2239 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:08,581 ♪ I like that rhythm ♪ 2240 01:26:08,623 --> 01:26:11,500 ♪ And I like soul ♪ 2241 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:14,503 ♪ Let's do it Rasta ♪ 2242 01:26:14,545 --> 01:26:17,548 ♪ And light a bowl ♪ 2243 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:20,551 ♪ Roll me some ganja ♪ 2244 01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:23,596 ♪ I'll take a toke ♪ 2245 01:26:23,638 --> 01:26:26,641 ♪ Just pass that Mary ♪ 2246 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:29,393 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2247 01:26:29,435 --> 01:26:33,648 ♪ Want that smoke ♪ 2248 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:40,946 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2249 01:26:40,988 --> 01:26:45,576 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2250 01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:53,334 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2251 01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:57,171 ♪ Want that smoke ♪ 2252 01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:00,048 ♪ I like that rhythm ♪ 2253 01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:02,760 ♪ And I like soul ♪ 2254 01:27:02,802 --> 01:27:05,721 ♪ Let's do it Rasta ♪ 2255 01:27:05,763 --> 01:27:08,766 ♪ And light a bowl ♪ 2256 01:27:08,808 --> 01:27:11,852 ♪ Roll me some ganja ♪ 2257 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,814 ♪ I'll take a toke ♪ 2258 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:17,817 ♪ Just pass that Mary ♪ 2259 01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:20,444 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2260 01:27:20,486 --> 01:27:24,906 ♪ Want that smoke ♪ 2261 01:27:24,948 --> 01:27:32,080 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2262 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:36,669 ♪ I want that smoke ♪ 2263 01:27:36,711 --> 01:27:43,801 ♪ Mmm, I want that smoke ♪ 2264 01:27:43,843 --> 01:27:46,428 ♪ Mmm ♪ 2265 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,013 ♪ Hm ♪ 142964