All language subtitles for Ladies Of The Law s01e01 Dentist Dilemma.eng

(Swooshes)

(Chimes)

- Well, it's like I told you.

She's not in, okay?

And if you call me
three more times,

I'm gonna tell you
three more times.

She's not in. She's not
in. She's not in. Okay?

And don't come up here,

because then I
will politely tell you

to your face that she's not in.

Okay, you know what?

You are really starting to

push my professionalism
to its limits, okay?

I am really startin' to feel

the southside cabrini-green
come out, okay?

So I suggest that you'd not
call here ever again, okay, bye.

(Sighs)

I'm gettin' that project
mentality right on out.

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

- Good morning Trixie.

You know what, sis?

I got a little question,
random question.

I mean, you know how spontaneous

and, you know,
unpredictable I can be, hey!

I want you just
to tell me straight,

and not because
you're my baby sis.

Am I a good boss?

- Yes, sis.

You are a good boss.

A one of a kind boss.

(Laughs)

Until them paychecks are
three weeks and three days late.

And then I don't know.

- You know clearly some
people need a few cups of Joe

before they start
thinking clearly.

Here at giles and Murphy,

we are the epitome
of excellence!

In law, for the people.

Here, see Trixie, no,

we're not doing twista
video part two, okay?

You ain't in a jacuzzi.
Cover up the girls.

Come on, professionalism!

Girl, we ain't in Chicago
no more. Come on!

I love you. (Giggles)

(Phone rings)

(Files nails)

("We work hard" by bre mccray)

(Gavel bangs)

- I moved here 15
years ago from Chicago

with my sister Trixie.

You actually may remember
her from that twista video.

She had on that, uh,

that yellow canary
yellow two-piece thing.

She was third row from the
front in the jacuzzi with the...

- Well, you know, we
have different fathers

and my mother
said that her father

he's a little touched.

(Sighs)

- What the hell happened to you?

- So I am on the 405,
expecting the normal parking lot

in the morning when all of
the sudden, low and behold,

was the perfect storm.

- Oh my god.

Oh my god. Did something happen?

Did we get a new client?

We love new clients
here at giles and Murphy.

We're all about the people.

- It was unbelievable,
unthinkable! A six car pile-up!

(Sighs)

Some teenager was
texting her bff "wyd"

while she was d.U.I. In
the h.O.V. So I had to t.C.B..

You feel me?

I don't know what came over me.

I was listening to
the eye of the tiger

on my soft rock
station in the car

so I hopped out of the
car, ran to the accident

looking for survivors.

There was smoke everywhere!

It was like a snoop
dogg concert.

- Yeah, girl but did
you get some clients

'cause we really need
some checks around here.

- I think I did.

I gave all the victims my card
before the paramedics came

and the firemen cam
for the jaws of life.

There was this one women.

I told her if she would
hold on and fight for her life

that I would fight for hers

in court.

(Sighs)

- Girl, were you scared?

- Girl, blood doesn't scare
me. I watch forensic files.

(Sighs)

- I mean, honestly, would
you guys look at that?

Seriously.

I mean, what a
fantastic morning.

What a great day!

I mean, considering,
like, she's fine, right?

- Yeah, but who
are you talking to?

- You know, the
imaginary workers

that are going to be here
after that damn car crash.

That shit's gonna
take us to the top.

(Squeals)

Yes!

(Phone rings)

- [TV show] Mr. Trooper...

- See, that's why you don't
trust no man with your heart.

I told you guys she was
going to cheat on her.

And at her bachelorette party?

What an asshole.

She didn't even get to
ride her mechanical bull.

- Okay, okay, I can't
listen to this anymore.

That's it, that's
it, that's it, that's it.

- No!
- No, no, no, no, no.

Listen to me. I know, okay.

I know that work
is scarce, alright?

But we're not just
gonna sit up in here

and watch soap operas all day.

Okay?

We need to pull up
ourselves by the g-strings

and get on that damn pole.

- Huh?

Girl, whatchu be doin' when
you leave this office at night?

- Trixie, won't
you tell the truth?

Do I lie, do I tell the
truth? What do I do?

Come on. Do I tell the truth?

- Yes! You always
tell the truth.

- Thank you.

- Even in college, you
always told the truth.

When I asked you if you slept

with second string wide receiver

and you said no and
then we saw the tape.

- My name is Tina
Murphy of giles and Murphy

and I invested in this firm
five years ago because I could.

- Alright, why did we travel
1,741 miles from the windy city

to this traffic-induced,
smog-smelling, cocaine-snorting,

okay, Booty-injected,
duck-lipped town,

which, by the way, has the
best Mexican food I've ever had.

Why did we come
here? For the people!

- And the checks!

We need checks, girl!

People are going in on me on
Instagram about my nail beds.

(Sighs)

- You do need a touch-up.

- And you, Tina. Why did
you invest in this company?

- Because I believed
in your vision.

I missed practicing
law and I ran my father's

cosmetic company
into the ground.

- Into the dirt.

My uncle ray-ray
used to spray that stuff.

- Okay, our products don't
worry on people named ray-ray.

Just f.Y.I..

- [Trixie] It's a girl.

- Why you gotta
bring up the family?

You know her people hurt
people. This is, this is a thing.

- Well, some people
would say I was rich

but I really believed
in Natasha's vision.

I'm a former miss latina
California and I have a law degree.

Brains, beauty, they
never see me coming.

- Y'all can sleep tight
tonight and feel secure, okay?

I didn't come all
the way out here

to the wild western
frontier to fail.

We will succeed!

As soon as Ms. Fanny's
cruise ship settlement comes in,

we gon' be in the money.

- Yes!

The bank loan officer
called three times today.

I wonder what for.

- You know what, Trixie?
The negativity, seriously?

Okay, I know we're three
months behind on the line of credit

but in times like this,
we need to go deep

and think about what great
general patton would say

to his troops in
the heat of battle.

- And what was that?

- I don't know. Google it.

But I know it was great
because they won. Alright?

- I'm gonna really have
to Google around here

so damn well-fare
in section eight.

Probably gonna have
to get an Obama phone.

- Oh, is that what
they're calling it now?

- Yes, they do.

Look, I've been sleeping on
your couch for nine months,

listening to this 90s R&B
on pandora every night.

I'm starting to get that
itch I need to scratch.

- Okay, you know what, Trixie?

- It's not the bad scratch.

- You know what, Trixie?
Honestly, that's just nasty and

- you're the one
that told me - okay.

- To tighten up my g-string
- I did say that, but right

- or maybe loosen it up
- well, you know what?

- I don't know.

Something might
just - right now,

- come out.
- Just t.M.I..

Stop it. Team morale, okay?

(Phone vibrates)

Team morale, people.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

- That must be gunner.

- You know what it is.

- You better
watch yourself, girl.

- I just wish I could
spend more time with him.

- Well, why don't you?

- Because he just
finished a 22 year sentence

in San Quentin.

It was just a little road-side
road-rage, you know,

manslaughter
thingy, misdemeanor.

- [Tina] Wow, how
hopelessly romantic.

- I know and now I have to
wait 'til he's picking up trash

at persian square
to meet up with him.

- It's really gotten that
bad for you, huh, Trixie?

- Yeah but you know...

He likes it. He likes the
way I hold his bag firm.

Like he knows a good woman
knows how to hold a firm bag.

- The only bag I hold is Chanel.

- Who's that?

- Oh, trix. (Sighs)

- Does she live down the street

because I think I met
her when I was walking

to the place for lunch?

- It's a designer, Trixie.

- Oh okay.

- Air kisses to all of you.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

- Wow! Only an hour this time.
Improvement is a good thing.

- And just when I thought
you weren't noticing my efforts.

Ten points for you.

- Glad you're here,
Miranda. Mmhmm.

- A paralegal's job
is very important.

I look up case law, I file,

I get Natasha green tea
with local organic honey.

Mmmhmm. That's it.

Girls, I think I just landed
our next slip and fall client.

- Great! What happened?

- Well, it seemed that there
is an exotic dancer in gardena

who goes by the
name of sparkles.

(Chuckles)

Well, she thought
it was a good idea

to put a bottle of vodka
in between her butt-cheeks

while she twerked
vigorously to that song

where my f-in dollars at.

- So who fell?

- Well, there was a
distinguished young patron there

by the name of baby
bone who's attempted

to sit on said bottle
of vodka (Chuckles)

And apparently lost his footing.

- Let me guess. There
were not "wet floor" signs.

- Not even one. (Exclaims)

- I'll get you the
filing number.

- Yes, please rush because
you know places like that

get shut down after two
or three murders happen

in their property.

- Oh no. What number
are they on now?

- Two.

See, there was a stabbing
victim from last week

and is just holding
on by a thread.

- Oh, well he's got to pull
through. We have a case here.

- I know... (Gasps)

Ow. Gosh, this tooth.

It hurts every time
something touches it.

- There's about to be
a lot of angry bachelors

in Los Angeles
when that gets out.

- Oh hush.

My dentist just got a divorce

and he's talkin' about how
he wants to go on hiatus

so he can go out there
and travel and see the world.

I need him to come back now.

- Girl, have you
smelled your breath

after all that garlic at lunch?

You need to give
that man a break.

How much do you
want him to suffer?

- I need a new
dentist immediately.

Ow.

- Tina's ex-boyfriend
is a dentist.

(Sighs)
- [Miranda] Really?

- Last time I checked, he
was in some bitch's mouth.

And she wasn't a patient.

- He put her through hell.

- Oh, he made "the
color purple" look

like a Saturday morning cartoon.

- Okay, but I'm in pain.

- Okay, okay. I'm sending you
his contact. Check your phone.

- Okay.

(Phone chimes)

I am friending him
right now and...

Oh, damn.

Look at his arms.

- Mmmhmm. That's
where it always starts.

Next thing you know, he'll
be all up in your cavities.

- I only want him for
his professional services.

- Yes, well he is very
professional with his services.

Wipe your mouth.

- Ow.

- My therapist said
that some men are put

into your life so
you can learn things.

Well, I learned Haitian
voodoo after this one.

I also learned that
breaking a windshield

with a sledgehammer,
not nearly as it looks on t.V..

It's really hard.

- So my daddy forces me to
babysit these people at bingo

every Thursday
night for his church

and I don't get paid a dime.

I can't be dealing
with this foolishness.

- That skirt is foolishness.

- Okay, okay,
okay, alright, alright.

I'm a great boss.

I'm actually an amazing boss.

- She assaulted
another church member,

sister Dorothy.

This woman hit her in the
head with that walking stick

and proceeded to do some
weird street dance around her.

She kept saying something
about o.G. Bompton.

Is that gang language?

- I told her to stop
repeating the numbers.

I was trying to get in my zone.

It's all about a vibe
with this money game.

I gets my bag.

- Violence is never the
answer sayeth the lord.

- Oh, I got more
where that came from.

- Okay, okay, okay,
you guys, look,

ding ding ding,
split corners here.

Listen, I know that
this whole bingo thing

it's tough, okay,
and I know it impedes

on your sexting and selfie
schedule, I get that, okay?

But here at giles and Murphy,

we pride ourselves
on our clients.

We love...

We love our clients and this,

this is a major client
with a major case.

Okay, it's not everyday
that a cruise ship

does a limbo competition
with senior citizens.

- No.

- Four chipped disks,
slipped hip bones,

and broken hip bones,
sprained neck, bruised ribs.

I mean, can you say
cha-cha-cha-ching?

- I got the lowest.
How low can you go?

- It's just important, okay,

that we keep Ms. Fanny clean

and clear just
until the settlement

comes in and the check clears.

- Right is right and
wrong is wrong.

I think that's in the Bible.

Somewhere in there.

- Oh, dear god. (Mumbles)

- These people
are just ruthless.

A sweet Christian girl
could get eaten up in here.

I'm filing the report.

- Okay, you know,

I think I just heard god and
he said look into my drawer.

And I'm gonna do
that. What is in here?

Would you look at
that? Look at that.

That is two tickets
to Chris brown

at the staples
center, front row...

What, oh! A little bit of
sweat can drop on you.

Look at that!

- This is from 2008.
Deuces wasn't even out yet.

This is pre-Rihanna fight.

(Talking over each other)

- I have always loved
me some rhi-rhi hate.

- You know what?

Look at this.

Caramel macchiato, skim
milk, little caramel drizzle, girl.

Here you go.

Give a lot of energy for when
you're texting and everything.

Here you go.

- Keep her out of my church.

Last chance.

- You ain't gang.

You lame.

(Sighs)

- You listen to me, old lady.

This firm needs this
money more than you do.

Behave.

(Sighs)

- Old?

- Honey, with you
street gang dancing?

What's wrong with you?

That money is about to come in

and you out there...
- I am living

my life like it's golden.

- Oh... (Sighs)

(Slurps)

(Cars honking)

- Okay, Miranda. Let
me get this straight.

So you went in to
get your tooth fixed

and somewhere in the
middle of that, you found love?

Huh?

Was this before or after the
novocaine was administered?

- Sometimes,

other women are
intimidated by me.

All in stride.

All in stride.

Listen, he had
such a sweet, soft,

gentle touch as he fixed
my fillings and his eyes...

They... they just fill my soul.

- Well, it won't
be long 'til you

find out what
he's really full of.

- Look, I don't
mean any disrespect.

It's just that
sometimes, you know,

you gotta get touched.

- Mmm, girl, you are lucky
we are not in Chicago 'cause

you would definitely be
getting touched right now, okay?

(Snaps)

- What she said.

- Thank you.

- Come on! They
broke up years ago.

- I'm gonna give you a list
of my last five boyfriends

from a couple years ago, okay?

Send them a text,
d.M., text message.

Girl, don't even try it.

I haven't been paid in
three months and three days.

I got a lot of anger to get out.

'Cause you already know, okay?

You already know.

You...

You know what?

- Okay, Miranda.

Clearly, you have
to think about this.

This just isn't
civilized. It's not right.

- No, no, no, no.
It's cool. It's cool.

I've been over him for so long.

Besides, he snores like
a 300 pound truck driver

so please,

enjoy love.

- See, you see? She has
her grown-up panties on.

- The key word is on.

Your panties are going
in the wrong direction.

- Okay, everybody, everybody,
can we just calm down?

He's courting me.

Ain't ya, Brett?

- Last time somebody
tried to court you,

Jesus was still on the throne.

- Okay, you know what?

Okay, well we have to
go because we are going

to the opera so toodles.

- That's why your ass gonna
be singing on his microphone

after that performance.

- You know what?
You better hush.

- Mmm (mocks singing)

- Tina.

- Take care, Brett.

- Oh.

♪ Ave Maria

- that's just beyond tacky.

- It is, girl.

- I really am disappointed
in both of them.

- Let's talk about
that suit, bitch.

- Love.

It can't be planned.

Love is love.

It just is.

I think that's from Shakespeare.

And who doesn't
love Shakespeare?

- Oh, just give me a minute.

- So what exactly
happened between you two?

- It wasn't really what
happened between us

as much as what
happened between him

and the rest of the women
in southern California

and neighboring states.

- Well, unfortunately, it's hard

to keep a wandering eye focused.

- If it was just his
eye that wandered,

I think we would've
been just fine.

(Sighs)

- Just try to focus on
your budding career.

- Yes. I'm making such
a difference in this world.

I feel so fulfilled.

(Sighs)

- I get moved.

I get moved when I
feel like the employees

are getting something
from this place.

You know, when I am
giving people a reason to live.

It's just...

It's all about justice.

Justice is righteous.

- I wonder why I was
never enough for him.

I took classes, I worked
out, I joined zumba,

I even watched this video
where you use a grapefruit.

Well, anyway, it didn't work.

- Well, I mean, they do say
grapefruit has free radicals.

You know, it makes your skin

glow.

You know?

I mean, it's true. Look it up.

- Anyway, I just...

(Sighs)

I just wish he knew
what he had at home.

Stop looking somewhere else.

I wanted to be
everything he needed.

- God, I had the same issue.

He played the clarinet
in r. Kelly's live band.

What else do I need to say?

(Laughs)

Get it?

- Yeah, that's very touching.

- Yeah.

- Thanks for the pep talk.
- Okay, Tina.

Yeah, no worries.

- Okay, bye now. Thank you.

- I'm gonna get back to work.

- Always good talking to you.

- Always.

(Sighs)

- Hey, t.

You gon' really let
that go down like that?

(Sighs)

Girl, look.

You know, I could
have a gust beat off

that girl's ass with
one phone call.

- No, no, and no Trixie.

It's fine.

- All you gotta do is
pay my cellphone bill.

- I got my teeth
straightening fixed

and it didn't cost me a dime.

I came up.

- True, true.

Alright, well.

- Stand down, Trixie.

- Alright.

- Stand down.

(Jazzy music)

- Oh, it feels so good
to relax and unwind

after a long day
fighting for what's right.

Cheers.

- What is wrong with you?

- I got 20 minutes
to meet gunner.

Tonight, we're gonna
break our record.

116 cans.

- And I thought I had issues.

- Oh, gosh. It's like
you just got out of rehab.

- You guys just don't get it.

He did 250 push-ups in
the hole everyday, ladies.

250 push-ups.

Everyday.

- Natasha, I've
been thinking about it

and I think I feel so stupid

that what if he's really changed

and I just didn't hang
around long enough?

- You know, I say a woman's
intuition is never wrong.

It isn't, well, except
that one time.

(Laughs)

Caribbean on this remote island

with that six-pack
of red stripe.

Ooh, Caribbean accent
so thick, I could just ooh...

Melt just thinking about it.

(Chuckles)

But I digress.

(Sighs)

- He put me through hell and
I never got closure, you know?

- You know, maybe
you should talk to him.

Communication is the
key to all things sparkly.

- Oh, god. Speaking of sparkly.

- What?

- Sparky.

- Oh no.

- I just don't know where
the hours go in the day.

That man is mesmerizing.

In fact, Natasha, I need
to take this Friday off

because Brett is taking me

to alta rios, Jamaica
this weekend.

- Oh, wow, does it involve
a six-pack of red stripe?

- Huh?

- I just want to
know to make sure

so I can check on your safety.

That's all.

- Taking you to Jamaica.

Wonderful.

The furthest I got was to
cineplex 20 and balls on hills.

- Okay, now wait a minute.

I thought you ladies wanted
me to live life and be happy.

- I mean, I'm so happy.

Don't I look like I just won
the publishers clearing house?

Rah rah.

(Chuckles)

- Well, listen, we
went ring shopping.

He asked me my ring size.

- Did he?

- Oh wow.

Sweetie, don't you think
this is going a little too fast?

- Nope! You know what?

My tooth pain, it was
eliminated so fast.

This could be a
sign from up above.

- Did you check the
dosage he gave you?

You could be high.

Gosh.

- Oh my god.

Oh no.

Is that... is that Ms. Fanny?

- Oh yes.

- Dear goodness gracious.

What is wrong with you?

Hey! Get a room, you sicko!

What is wrong with you?

- [Ms. Fanny] I'm just doing me!

- Doing you is about
to lose us that case!

Stop that! You
can't be twerking.

People could be taking pictures.

Ms. Fanny, let me
call you an uber.

I mean honestly,
what kind of vitamins

and nutritional supplements
is this woman on?

You know, I am
less than half her age

and if I try moves like
that, I knock my back out.

- How does she get
to go to Jamaica?

Jamaica in one day.

I mean, I stuck with
that piece of crap

through thick and thin
and he never even offered

to take me on the double-Decker
Hollywood stars tour.

- Honey child, jamacia
shamaica. It's overrated.

And, by the way, that's
not Brad Pitt's house,

just so you know.

- You know, life
is just so unfair.

- Oh god, I was
thinking the same thing

when I saw Ms.
Fanny and that tape

and how flexible she was.

I kept thinking, "god,
why not me?" Okay?

Life can just be so unfair.

- She's like a rubber band.

- She's literally
like a stretch band.

(Talking over each
other) (Door closes)

- Like gumby.

- I'm sorry, Miranda
asked me to meet her here?

- Oh, well she's usually
always an hour late,

you know, that's
the current time.

- You can have a seat.

- Thank you.

- So what kind of beer will
you be drinking in Jamaica?

- What?

- I'm sorry.

You'll learn the hard
way. Nevermind.

- Well, I guess we should talk.

- I don't think we really
have anything to talk about.

- Okay.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay,

that's all you have
to say is okay?

You're taking her
to Jamaica, okay?

That's okay. Okay.

- You know, stay away from
any off-beat... beaten path.

You know, stay
on the main island.

Once you venture out,

there's something out there.

Just

gets you in the abyss.

I'll let you two talk.
- Yeah.

- Excuse me.
- Mmhmm.

I need to sit.

- Does she do drugs?

You don't understand
what's going on.

- Please, I know
exactly what's going on.

You're running the same game

but she is my friend and
my employee so knock it off.

- She is so very special to me.

You don't understand.

I was young and dumb
when you and I were together.

I was immature and I
made a lot of bad decisions.

- Wow.

I mean, that is the first time

I actually heard
you say the truth.

- This is a different me.
That was a different time.

- Let me ask you something.

Why was I never enough for you?

I mean, I gave you everything

but I always felt like I
meant nothing to you

like, why?

- You were and you
are an amazing woman

with the greatest set of
back molars I've ever seen.

- Well, you did it.

- Yeah, I'm really
good. Let me see.

- I need a new crown.
Crown back there.

- I can do that.

- Give me a good rate.

- You have an amazing heart.

It wasn't you.

It was me.

I'm the one who couldn't
get past my selfish desires.

- Well, I just want
to hear you say it.

- Hear me say what?

- Do I have to tell
you everything?

- Well, sometimes... oh!

Right, I'm sorry, like...

Tina, I am so sorry.

- Are you?

- I am. I mean, I've
tried to reach out to you.

I've tried to email
you. I sent you a text.

I even sent you a page.

- There's no pagers (mumbles)

- Well, I tried.

What happened was, remember
the last time the death threats?

And then you got the thing,
you tried to pull my hair out

and you got real low?

- Well, that was for research.

- I've been
waiting for this day.

I feel so bad about the
way things ended with us.

Sorry.

- Okay.

I accept your apology.

- Miranda is really,
really special to me.

She really is and

the reality is I don't want to
make the same mistake twice

so I'm here to break it off.

- What? Why?

- Because I don't want to
hurt another amazing woman.

I don't want to do it.

I need to be ready
emotionally, spiritually.

I need to know how to sing.

So until all that's
taken care of,

I'm not gonna do it
'til the time is right.

- Well, I can respect that.

So you're not taking
her to Jamaica?

- (Jamaican accent) Me
no go to Jamaica, you know?

- (Jamaican accent) Irie.

(Normal voice)
Alright, well, I gotta go.

She'll be here in an hour or so.

I will see you around.

- Take care.

- You take care, Brett.

- Oh,

can you teach me
how to sing that song?

- Boy, bye.

(Singing)

- That song!

(Harmonizing)

(Door closes)

She can teach me how to sing.

I always been selfish.

(Singing)

- It is amazing how
full-circle life can be, ya know?

Or it can just be so

flexible like Ms. Fanny.

(Electronic music)

(Clears throat)

- May I?

Natasha told me I
could find you here.

- Yep. Enjoying
my third Martini.

- Girl, stop that.

You know alcoholism
is a silent killer.

- That's high blood pressure.

- Same thing.

- Okay, could I have
another Martini please?

- I came here to apologize.

- For what?

- Breaking the g code.

- No such thing.

- Yes, it is.

Thank you.

And I was wrong.

It's probably why I got dumped.

(Chuckles)

Look, I should've
been more sensitive

to you and your feelings.

- I appreciate that.

- Plus, when my meds were off,

my tooth started hurting again.

(Chuckles)

So much for that sign.

Girl, you're like a sister to me

and I promise you, I'm gonna
do better being a true friend.

- Well, thank you.

For putting your
big girl panties on.

- In the right direction.

(Chuckles)
- Exactly.

- Can we have a
couple more after this?

- You don't have
to ask me twice.

Thank you. Oops. We're
gonna need about four more.

(Laughs)

- (Mumbles) Full-circle.

(Chimes)

(Dramatic music)

(Writing)

(Soft electronic music)

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