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♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪
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♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
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♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
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♪ When you're on a wild ride?
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♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek
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Handlebarb: Welcome back
to our final day of coverage
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of the Winter Creeklympics!
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Sponsored by The Trading Tree!
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Trade your life!
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I'm Wren, and once again,
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I'm joined by
our special analyst,
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the most decorated Creeklympian
of all time,
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Handlebarb of the 10 speeds!
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I'm chilling out this year
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so others can have a taste
of that sweet, sweet gold.
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And I'm here because I love
talking about all things sports!
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And by "sports", I mean science!
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Let's recap!
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Earlier this week,
Frisboy wizzed to a gold
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in the Sewer Luge!
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Yustice carved out a bronze
for the Ninja Kids
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in super icy ice sculpting!
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And the Horse Girls brought home
the hi-ho silver in curling!
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It's been quite a few days
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with nearly every group
at the Creek
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taking home at least one medal!
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Every group
except the Stump Kids!
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But they still have one day
left to bring home the gold!
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Let's take a closer look
at this group of losers
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In "The Stump Kids:
Road to the Stump."
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Ever since they were littler,
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Craig, Kelsey, and Johns-Podric
had Creeklympic dreams.
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I've always had Creeklympic
dreams of winning a gold medal
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and finally feeling like
I'm on top of the world,
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instead of on the ground
with my head stuck in something.
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It's all about medals.
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And to get medals...
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you need muscles.
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JP: You can't spell nice
without ice.
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Oh wait, what was the question?
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Who cares.
Did I get the job?
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It'd just be nice to finish
this year's Creeklympics
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feeling good about ourselves
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instead of disappointed, angry,
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and in JP's case...
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missing a permanent tooth.
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Handlebarb: But this unlikely
group of goobers
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finally got to wave their flag
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at the Creeklympics
opening ceremonies.
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We've been waiting
our entire friendship for this.
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And just like a cicada
waits 17 years
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to emerge from the ground,
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we too are ready to emerge
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from the underground
of the stump
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to spread our wings
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and win a painted gold
cardboard medal!
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Cool cool.
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So like why didn't you just
make your flag the stump?
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I told him to make it the stump.
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We're always at the stump!
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We're not always at the stump!
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Yeah, we're bug kids!
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No, we're not!
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Well, you guys sure
talk a big game.
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What message do you have
for any haters watching?
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Wait...
We have haters?
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Back to me in the booth.
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Thanks, me.
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On to our first event...
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Ice puddle figure skating.
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Wren:
Eliza of the Tea Timers
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has won the figure skating
competition
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four years in a row
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with the ballet shoes
her daddy bought her.
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But one thing daddy
can't buy is a gold.
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Let's watch.
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Today Eliza is skating
to the overture from the film
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"Remembrance
of the Tuscan Moon."
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She starts with a beautiful
wake up and shine,
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into a twirly eyes on toes!
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Ooh, nice air tornado
into a gut kick!
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Looks like she's winding up
with a double look backsie.
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Into a quadruple spineroo.
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and ending with
a "is it raining!"
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And it is raining!
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Raining roses
on an amazing routine!
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I rate that performance
a 196.967...
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the atomic weight of gold!
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And the scores are in...
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The judges agree!
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Daddy said if I win
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I can have my birthday party
at the Louvre.
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Heard of it?
It's a museum.
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In France.
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What a beautiful routine,
performed on a playground
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that the township once called
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"a danger to public health
and safety."
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She did a great job avoiding
those rusty nails, Wren.
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Now let's see what
JP has to offer.
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Well, he certainly
looks confident.
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And so does his team.
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♪
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[ Howls ]
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♪ Bow wow bark!
Bow wow kick! ♪
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Is he just doing
the "Ninja Dogs" opening?
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Huh. JP taking
an unusual approach
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to his choreography.
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You know, I gotta say
as a fan of ninjas,
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I... don't hate this.
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♪
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Ooh, that is definitely
going to cost him!
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The judges are not gonna
like this.
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Ooh, these numbers
are lookin' low.
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Much like the ratings
for "Ninja Dogs" final season
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in which the dogs
were turned into cats.
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Not the scores Team Stump Kids
were looking for.
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Hoo-hoo! A "ruff" start
[rough]
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for the Stump Kids!
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But we go live now
to our next event,
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trashcan lid snowboarding!
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First up is Warpspeed,
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from your very own crew,
the 10 Speeds!
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How's it feel
seeing him out there
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on the slopes today, Handlebarb?
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Well, I'm predicting
my man Warpspeed's
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gonna shred some serious snow!
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Heh, but I may be
a little biased
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'cause ya know, bros.
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I don't know.
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I'm an only child.
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[ Beeping ]
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And he's off!
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The pressure
from Warpspeed's mass
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coupled with the angle
of the lid
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is giving him maximum torque!
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Eat it, torque!
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Let's see that time!
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12 seconds!
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And Warpspeed lives up
to his name!
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Whoa, that's a hard time
to beat!
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Kelsey's got her work
cut out for her.
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You sure are right, Handlebarb!
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She must be feeling
a lot of pressure right now.
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Yeah, I wonder what
she must be thinking
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with her teammates watching on.
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If I were Kelsey,
I'd be thinking
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this is a huge moment for me!
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Absolutely!
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If I were Kelsey, I'd know
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that this is
a make it or break it moment!
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If I were Kelsey, like,
if I was Kelsey,
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I would be shaking in my -
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I can hear you!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Beeping ]
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And there she goes!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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[ Screaming ]
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Ohh.
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Well, that was something.
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Aah!
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Let's look at that time!
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4.7 seconds?!
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That's a new
Creeklympics record!
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Not so fast!
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Kelsey's run is currently
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under review by the judges.
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And by judges, I mean us.
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Hmm.
You're right, Wren.
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Kelsey hit the flags here,
here, here...
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And here and here and here
and here and here and here!
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[ Chuckles ] Kinda looks
like a little man.
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And when you add up
all those flag penalties,
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her time is actually
3.5 hours!
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Once again, no medals
for the Stump Kids.
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And now on to the creek jump.
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Oh, that's me!
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Craig, as you know this is
a difficult landing to stick.
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Even I couldn't do it.
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So why do you think
you're better than me?
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I-I-I... I don't.
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I've just got long legs
and big dreams.
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I'm glad you brought up dreams,
Craig,
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because after the Stump Kids'
two losses today,
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this Creeklympics is turning out
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to be what many would call
a nightmare.
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Thoughts on this nightmare?
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Wren: Craig approaches
the edge of the creek
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and certain doom.
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Handlebarb: He sees his friends
cheering across the bank.
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Perhaps for the last time.
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And he's off!
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[ Panting ]
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♪
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Whoa!
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[ Grunts ]
Ooh.
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A good effort,
but like many before him,
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he just couldn't
stick the landing.
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This is starting
to look impossible.
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Let's see if Bobby can prove
the statement wrong.
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♪
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And he's off!
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Oh!
And he landed it?
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He stuck the landing!
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Against all scientific odds,
Bobby has cleared the creek,
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taking home a gold medal
for whatever group of kids
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he hangs out with.
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Seems like Bobby is having
trouble with his shoes.
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Let's go to Camera 2.
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Bobby put gummy bears
on the bottom of his shoes!
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He cheated!
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Let's check out the replay.
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And there!
You can see it as clear as day.
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He used the adhesive qualities
of that sticky candy
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to stick the landing.
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Ugh.
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It truly is a sad day
for Creeklympians everywhere.
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We'll be right back!
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Wren: [ Clears throat ]
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In a perfect creek,
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you'd never forget a snack.
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In a perfect creek,
you'd get the snack you want.
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In a... uh...
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But the Creek is not perfect.
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And that's why the Creek
needs...
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the Trading Tree.
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♪ If it's snack time,
it's tradin' time ♪
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♪ Down at the Tradin' Tree
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Ding!
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And we're back with
the final event
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of the Winter Creeklympics!
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Ultimate speed sledding!
Whoo!
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The final competitors
of the day, The Stump Kids,
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who have yet
to take home any medals/
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Let's go to Wren on the hill.
Wren.
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Craig, this event will be your
team's last chance for a medal.
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Your last chance to make your
Creeklympic dreams come true.
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Your last chance to prove
yourself to the cosmos!
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Can you do it,
or will you all go home
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cold and soggy losers?
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Look, just because
we haven't won anything
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doesn't mean we're losers.
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I mean it kinda does.
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Ugh, let's just do this.
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Handlebarb:
They're on their marks.
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[Beeping]
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And there they go!
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♪
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It's looking like a good start!
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This could be the one for them!
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Uh-oh.
Something's going on with JP.
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[ Grunting ]
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Aah! Aah!
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[ All shouting ]
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♪
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And they crashed.
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Right before the finish line.
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And that's it, folks.
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That was their last chance.
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Looks like this year,
there's gonna be no medals
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for the Stump Kids.
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Wait, what's this?
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It looks like Craig is giving
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some sort of heartfelt speech,
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which is only gonna add
more time.
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And now they're going
back up the hill?
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Uh, I hope they realize
at this point,
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they have no chance of winning.
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Look! The Stump Kids are going
down the track again!
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[ All shouting ]
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♪
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[ Laughter ]
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My brain feels soft!
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Now the other athletes
are doing it too?
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Sledding just for fun?
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I've never heard
of such a thing!
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In all my years of winning
millions of medals,
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I've never seen
anything like this.
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You gotta wonder what's going
through their minds right now.
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Let's ask them!
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Craig, what did you say
to your teammates down there?
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I said that winning can be fun,
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but you know what's always fun?
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Having fun.
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- Deep.
- Immeasurably.
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And with that,
we conclude another amazing
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- Winter Creeklympics!
- Okay, bye!
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- Whee!
- Whoo-hoo!
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♪ When it's time to go to bed
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♪ I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
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♪ At the creek
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Just like I drew it.
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