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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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[ Knock on door ]
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Hello?
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What is it, Abuela?
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Oh, somebody
left a present.
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[ Sniffs ] Ay!Un perfume!
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♪
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Hmm. Okay. Just gotta get
my trusty letter opener.
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Where is it?
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Looking for this?
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You know pick-pocketing
is a crime.
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Did you say something
boring, Val?
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You're hopeless.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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Aah!
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"Please join us --
dinner and a show tonight.
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Love Tez"?!
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Tez?
That scoundrel?
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- Yeah!
- That rat?!
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- Yeah!
- That -- That...
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wonderful man!
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- Yeah! Huh?
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Oh, Tez!
He is wonderful, isn't he?
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- No, he's not!
- Yeah, Abuela,
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you hate Tez
more than anyone.
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Let's just put that in the past
and have some fun.
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Now, go get dressed
for the party!
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We'll never go to Tez's party.
Never!
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Double never!
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I can't believe
we're at Tez's party.
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[ Classical music plays ]
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Why is Abuela
acting so weird?
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- Be good, my niños.
- Grandma! Stop!
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No, you stop!
[ Chuckles ]
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Now, where is
the man of the hour?
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Tez: Ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages,
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please welcome
the man with the plan,
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the smoking mirror,
the greatest of all time!
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Me.
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Tez!
[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Marigold, dear?
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How about
something sweet?
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Both:
Oh, we love you, Tez.
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Hi, Tez.
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C-Can you do a trick
for me?
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Uh, let's see.
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Ooh, here.
A magical crumb.
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[ Stammers ]
How did he do that? Ay.
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You are all mi familia,
and I love giving to mi familia.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Is that... Chata?
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Ooh, he noticed me.
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Boys, how do I look?
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Hello.
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Oh, Tez.
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Your grand entrance
sounded amazing.
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You are so talented.
[ Chuckles ]
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That's why I married him,
Chata-a-a-a.
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Maria-a-a-a-a.
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Estás muy flaco.
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Has Maria
not been feeding you?
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Or is her terrible cooking
making you sick?
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Ha! He looks sick
because he saw your face.
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I mean, look at it.
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Ladies, ladies.
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We are all friends here.
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So why not, uh,
make peace?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Murmurs and applause ]
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Ugh.
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You're full of tricks.
Aren't you, Tez?
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Well, yes, I am a magician.
[ Chuckles ]
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Like that trick you did
to try and off us?
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[ All gasp ]
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Tez tried to use his magic
to get rid of us.
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Boys, this is all
a misunderstanding.
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We just got off
on the, uh, wrong foot.
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[ Clangs ]
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[ People murmuring ]
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Nobody believes us, Vic.
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Tez has an answer
for everything.
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I would never put anyone
in danger
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while performing my act,
which is 100% not sorcery.
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Just some clever
sleight of hand.
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Get your junk
out of my face.
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We're gonna prove
you're no good.
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Victor and Valentino,
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you stop this rude behavior
to our nice host.
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Now go to the kids table
until you learn some manners.
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[ Both slurping ]
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Everybody thinks
we're a bunch of liars.
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We ain't no liars.
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Look at him.
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Wait a minute,
the perfume.
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I-I bet there's
some kind of spell on it.
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We got to get it away
from her.
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Leave it to Vic.
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[ Giggles ]
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- You're welcome.
- Great.
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Now, how do we break
the spell?
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Like this.
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Vic,
why did you do that?
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You said "break,"
right?
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Ugh.
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Look, she's still
under his spell.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh no.
My perfume.
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I guess I got to get extra
from the attic.
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The attic.
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Remember all of Tez's
creepy stuff up there?
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There's got to be
something incriminating.
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Yeah, boy.
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Where are you going?
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Abuelo put me in charge
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of making sure
everyone is seated for dinner.
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Do I, uh,
have to report you two?
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Uh, oh, right.
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We were just, uh,
switching seats.
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Yeah.
Uh, you sit here...
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- Aah!
-...so you can sit next to Vic.
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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Distract her.
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I'm just gonna go find myself
a new seat somewhere.
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Uh, so, like, I guess you should
probably talk or something.
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Ugh,
after all the work we did.
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Hmm. Ah.
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This looks
pretty incriminating.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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Sounds pretty crazy,
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but I know how all of
my grandpa's trick are done.
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I could probably have
my own magical act.
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[ Gasps ] I could be
Charlene the Mystical.
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How about Charlene
the Shush Your Mouth?
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Attention everyone.
I have an announcement.
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Sir, ex-excuse me, sir.
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It's about Tez.
He's evil.
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You are all being fooled,
and I can prove it.
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Valentino.
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Tez, I am so sorry
for my terrible grandson.
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No, no, Chata,
it's alright.
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Okay, Valentino, let's see
your little presentation, hm?
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This little presentation
will be your final act.
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Behold!
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Nice mirror.
[ Chuckles ]
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No, no! Just a moment ago,
there was this --
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this creepy monster
staring back at me.
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Aye, don't be so hard
on yourself.
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You're not that ugly.
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[ Sighs ]
I must admit, I am guilty.
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Guilty of admiring my own looks
with such an expensive mirror.
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[ Chuckles ]
But does that make me evil?
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No, but using evil sorcery
to end someone's life does.
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[ All gasp ]
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I cannot believe what I'm
hearing from your mouth.
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- Grandma, I --
- Now, now.
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Let's not get
too fired up, eh?
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Chata, I will forgive
all of this
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if you allow
your grandson
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to assist me
in my act tonight.
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- No!
- No.
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Si. Of course.
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Valentino, go.
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♪
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Tonight, I will make
our impetuous
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young assistant
disappear.
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[ Applause ]
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Now you see him.
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Now you don't.
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Will you miss him?
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No, you...
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won't.
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[ Applause ]
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Te-e-e-e-z!
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Valentino!
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[ Mirror clanking ]
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What's Tez's secret?
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Come on, tell me.
I'll do anything.
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Anything?
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, Vic.
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Not today,
not tomorrow,
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but someday
sooner or later
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I will call upon thee
for a favor.
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And you can't deny it.
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No matter what.
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Oh, heck no.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Now, for my final trick,
I will need one other volunteer.
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And since Valentino was
such a willing assistant,
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how about his brother
Victor?
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Come on, Charlene,
just tell me.
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- Pine.
- Aah! Okay, I swear.
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I'll do it, I'll do it.
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Hm. Okay.
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Well, first...
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[ Whispers indistinctly ]
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Thanks, Charle-e-e-ne.
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Ah, get off.
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Now, please, I need
everyone's attention.
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Now you see him.
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Make him disappear.
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Now you don't.
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Will you miss him?
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No peeking.
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No, you won't.
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Ow.
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Ha!
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This is all
part of the show, right?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Ow.
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Ta-da-a-a!
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Huh?
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Victor says,
looking for this?
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Ooh, so smooth.
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How did you get
my magic cloak?
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A pickpocket never reveals
his secrets.
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You picked my pocket?
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Whoa, how'd you know?
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Boy, you don't know
what you're dealing with.
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[ Grunts ]
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Uh, Victor says, uh,
Presto Lame-o!
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That's right.
I'm the best.
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[ Applause ]
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- Thanks, Vic.
- I have no idea how I did that.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Screams ]
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Donde estoy?
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Wow, Chata, you must be slipping
in your old age.
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Ugh, Maria.
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That's right.
Walk away from the truth.
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Looks like we're Tez-free
thanks to me.
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Maybe for now.
Who knows when he'll be back.
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Boys,
vamonos de aquí.
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Sure thing, Grandma.
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We can't let Tez do this again,
Valentino.
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No we can't, Vic.
No we can't.
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[ Sighs ] I know
they are just children,
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but they are more unpredictable
than we anticipated.
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Now, if you want me
to get rid of the rats,
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I need stronger poison.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Laughs ] Yes.
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Yes.
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[ Laughs maniacally ]
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[ Electricity fizzles ]
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No, no, no.
Wait.
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I-I assure you, next time
you won't be disappointed.
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♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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