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- [sighs]
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That was the worst
haunted house ever.
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I stomp in protest!
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- The only scary thing
was having
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to pay $20 each.
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I could have bought
twenty things
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from the ninety-nine
cents store.
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- Every haunted house
we've been to is the same.
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Ooh, skeleton.
Ooh, vampire.
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Ooh, man with a chain saw.
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That stuff isn't scary.
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- I'll tell you what's really
scary, waking up for school
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and realizing you didn't
charge your phone.
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- Stop it.
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- Or how about getting a friend
request from your parents?
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both: No!
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- See, that's the kind of
real life stuff
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that would scare people.
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- Well, the only good thing
about that haunted house,
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they had candy on the way out.
Presley, you want some?
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- Do you want me
to eat garbage?
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Because this is garbage.
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- Pretty sure it was candy.
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- There's only one kind of
candy that matters...
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- Chocolate?
- This is not chocolate.
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It's Choc-o-lat.
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And it's made by monks
who live in Switzerland
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in a cave under a glacier.
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- Ooh, can I try
some of your cave chocolate?
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- No, you may not.
It is outrageously expensive.
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This bar has to last me
until I can afford another one,
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which is why
I take such small bites.
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That bite was larger
than normal,
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but it's almost Halloween so.
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- What if there was a way
we could all afford Choc-o-lat?
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- You have my attention.
Which means you have hers.
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- It's true.
We share the same attention.
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- We could make
our own haunted house
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with the stuff
we were just talking about!
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- Yes!
And then we can make money
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and actually scare kids.
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- This sounds fun.
Costumes! Decorations!
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Spooky voices.
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Ooh, I'm already
getting into character!
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- You know what we should
put in our haunted house?
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Your super creepy old bear.
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- You mean my super cute
Huggy the Hugging bear?
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- Weren't those
the giant stuffed animals
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with the glowing eyes?
- Yes!
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And they also talk like this,
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[high-pitched]
I want a hug.
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- Oh, I don't like that.
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- Hug me, Munchy.
- No!
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- Okay, you know what?
I will bring Huggy,
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but only because our haunted
house is going to be
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so scary that people
will need hugs afterwards.
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- You know who needs a hug?
Munchy.
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[high-pitched] Hug me, Munchy.
- No!
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- Hug me, Munchy!
- [panicked yelps]
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- Are you insane?!
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You can't just leave
a bowl of candy
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and expect kids
to take one piece.
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- Why not?
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- All my years of working
the crosswalk
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have taught me one thing:
kids can't be trusted.
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You're going to lose a fortune.
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- This entire thing
cost three dollars.
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That includes the bowl.
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- You don't understand,
Milk Man.
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First, kids steal
a extra piece of candy.
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Then, they steal a car.
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Next thing you know, they steal
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the Declaration
of Independence.
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- I think you're overreacting.
- If I was overreacting,
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I would appoint myself as head
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of trick-or-treat security...
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which is exactly
what I'm doing.
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- Great.
In that case,
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it sounds like
you don't need me.
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- I'm watching you.
One piece per person.
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- Or what?
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- As head of
trick-or-treat security,
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I'll be forced to take action.
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- You don't scare me.
- [groans]
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I might not scare you now...
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but I will.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
kids of all ages, come one,
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come all to Altoonisburg's
scariest haunted house!
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- We're opening tonight
at dusk...
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the spookiest of all times!
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- You're so good at that.
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- Thank you.
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So come on by, if you dare,
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to our three-ring circus
of terror!
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- We're gonna scare
the pants off you.
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And if we don't, we promise
a money-back guarantee.
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- Are you sure you want
to do that?
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- You're right.
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We promise
a money-back plus guarantee.
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If our haunted house
doesn't scare you,
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we'll give you your money back
plus five dollars.
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See you tonight.
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- Presley!
You just promised everyone
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we'd give them five dollars
if they aren't scared.
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- Relax.
We made a great haunted house
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with a great theme,
spooky circus.
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I'll prove it's scary.
I got someone to test it,
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and he's coming right now.
[lawnmower buzzing]
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- [mimicking fanfare]
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Whoa!
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Tis I, Sir Lawn-celot!
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- Dad, are you ready
to test the haunted house?
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- Sir Lawn-celot
is always ready for a quest.
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- Your haunted house awaits.
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[door creaking]
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- Enter!
If you dare...
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- I gotta get
that squeaky door fixed.
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- Greetings, and welcome
to our haunted house.
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I will be your guide
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through our kitchen
of psychological terror.
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We've disrupted
the concept of fear.
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[laughing hysterically]
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- I don't get it.
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- Oh, you will.
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Behold!
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A laptop at the edge
of the counter
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that could fall at any moment.
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Hope no one bumps into it!
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- Huh.
Here, let me fix it.
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See, all good.
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- Oh.
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What's that?
You want to call for help?
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Well, too bad because...
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- No cell service?
- That's right.
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Someone could
be texting you right now.
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- It's okay--I'm trying
to live more in the moment.
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YOLO, am I right?
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- Well, then what about this?
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You see that bowl of cereal?
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The only available spoon is...
[gasps]
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At the bottom of this sink
of dirty dishes!
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Tick-tock, the cereal
is getting soggy.
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- Oh, I'm not hungry.
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I drove my lawnmower
through a drive-through.
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They don't like it,
but it's got four wheels,
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so they gotta serve ya.
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- You win this round, but now
we descend into the basement...
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of nightmares.
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Welcome to a new level
of terror, a circus gone wrong!
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- [shrieks]
You have to help me!
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Our circus animals
are fighting back!
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Look!
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- This bear is
out of control!
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Save yourself!
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- Aww, Lex, look,
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it's Huggy the Hugging Bear
from when you were little.
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- I want a hug.
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- Well, bring it in,
my furry little friend.
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- You're not scared at all?
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- He wasn't scared
in the kitchen
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of psychological terror either.
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- I should've warned ya,
I'm pretty hard to scare.
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[yelps]
Ladybug!
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Get it off!
Get it off!
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- I want a hug.
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- Zip it, Huggy!
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- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
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♪ We got this ♪
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♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ And when things go up
in flames, we're on it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you, got me,
we got this ♪
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- There are a ton of kids
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coming to
our haunted house tonight.
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- Why did you tell everyone
we'd give them five dollars
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if we don't scare them?
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- Because I thought
ten would be too much.
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- What are we gonna do?
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Your dad was more scared
of a ladybug
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than our haunted house.
- I know.
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And now I'm stress eating
my precious Choc-o-lat.
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I'm out of control!
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- We just need to work together
and figure it out.
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- Or we can just ask
my brother.
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Fisher, we need your help.
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- Sorry, we have plans.
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We loaded what
is scientifically
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the scariest marathon of
monster movies
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of all time
onto that flash drive.
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- We're going to watch
until we pass out from fear
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and/or exhaustion.
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- Fisher, we really
need your help.
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- I'll drop everything.
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- But, sir, our plans.
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- Some things are more
important than scary movies...
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like Lex.
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- Duly noted, sir.
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- What did you have in mind?
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- For starters, we need
to make Huggy scary.
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- Well, I already told you.
He is way too cute to be scary.
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You know his backstory.
He comes from the planet Love.
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And giving hugs
is his superpower.
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- We don't have a choice.
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Fisher, put some scare
in that bear.
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- On it.
I can make anything scary.
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Horrigan, bring it to my lab.
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- I'd be happy to, sir.
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I don't like you.
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- ♪ The itsy bitsy Jaget
came down the waterspout ♪
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And saw a candy thief!
- [screams]
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- Feels good to help people.
Spider Jaget, up!
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- So what are you
doing to Huggy?
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- I used the research from
when I built this robot arm
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to give him a robotic skeleton.
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Then I uploaded an artificial
intelligence program
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that will make Huggy be able
to move around on his own.
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all: Ooh!
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- We're going to power him up
with these cables
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that run out the window
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and attach directly
to the power line.
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- Smart.
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- And the last thing to do
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is insert this flash drive
to program its behavior.
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I loaded it with
fun haunted house videos,
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so Huggy will know
how to playfully scare people.
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Okay, Horrigan,
insert the flash drive
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and put your goggles on.
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- Oh, do we get goggles?
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- "Oh, do we get goggles?"
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That's what you sound like.
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- What's with you?
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- I was going to watch
all these scary movies
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with my best bud
and you ruined it.
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- Horrigan, the flash drive.
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- You and me aren't done.
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Flash drive inserted.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs maniacally]
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- Is no one gonna say
"It's alive"?
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'cause I think someone
should say "It's alive."
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- Yeah, you can do it.
I say it all the time.
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- It's alive!
It's alive!
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- Are you sure this is safe?
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- Of course.
And if anything goes wrong,
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I can use this remote
to shut Huggy down.
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- [growls]
- [groans]
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- It ate the remote!
- Everyone, relax.
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It's just a stuffed animal.
252
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,275
My Choc-o-lat!
253
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,172
Forget what I said.
It's a monster!
254
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:03,965
- Fisher, why did my lovable
Huggy the Bear
255
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,862
just turn into a living,
breathing demon?
256
00:12:05,931 --> 00:12:09,172
- I have no idea.
257
00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:11,827
Horrigan.
A word, please.
258
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:12,862
- Yes, sir?
259
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,724
- You put the flash drive
260
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,586
with fun haunted house
videos into the bear, right?
261
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:18,413
- Yes, sir.
262
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:20,172
- Then why does the flash drive
in your hand say
263
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,413
"Fun haunted house videos"?
And follow up question,
264
00:12:22,482 --> 00:12:24,758
where is the flash drive
with the monster movies?
265
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,379
- I--I don't know, sir.
266
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,965
I must've mixed up
the flash drives.
267
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,758
- Horrigan, you put
the flash drive
268
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:34,413
with the scariest movies on
the planet in the bear's brain!
269
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:38,655
- Sir, can I go on the record
and say "Oops."
270
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,517
- This is a huge problem!
We gotta find that bear
271
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,379
before people show up
to your haunted house.
272
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:44,965
- Don't worry.
273
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,517
We have plenty of time
to find the bear.
274
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:49,448
As long as we don't
let anyone in, we'll be fine.
275
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,034
Problem solved.
276
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,827
- ♪ I got a spoon from ♪
277
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,586
♪ The bottom of
that dirty sink ♪
278
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:59,689
♪ To eat cereal leftover
from a haunted house ♪
279
00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:02,000
[knock at door]
Ladybug!
280
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,965
Nope, just the door.
281
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:07,344
- We're here
for the haunted house.
282
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,724
And for the free five dollars.
283
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,724
Donk doesn't get scared.
I'm Donk.
284
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,344
- Well, come on in!
285
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:18,896
So this is the kitchen
of psychological terror.
286
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:23,172
- I want a hug.
287
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:27,655
- Oh, look, it's Huggy
the Hugging Bear.
288
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,482
Hey, little buddy.
What're you doing up here?
289
00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:34,862
Why do you have
the meat cleaver?
290
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,931
You gonna make some pork-chops?
291
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,655
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
[laughs]
292
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,034
- [snarls]
293
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:45,068
- [screaming]
294
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,620
He's not making pork-chops!
295
00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:48,103
He's not making pork-chops!
296
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,931
Onward!
Hiya!
297
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,413
[shouting indistinctly]
298
00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:58,344
- Be on the lookout for Huggy.
299
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:02,862
- I don't see him.
300
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,137
- Well, we heard screaming,
301
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:06,310
so he's gotta be around here.
302
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,172
- Donk?
What happened?
303
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:17,103
- There was a bear
in the kitchen!
304
00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,000
- What?
We were just in the kitchen
305
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,724
and didn't see it.
- Well, it was there
306
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,241
and it was alive!
307
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,379
It said it wanted a hug,
308
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,413
but then
it just kept squeezing.
309
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,206
- Oh, no, we are so sorry!
310
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:32,620
- Sorry?
It was awesome!
311
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:35,034
It clawed my shirt.
Best haunted house ever!
312
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,620
[all cheering]
313
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:40,931
- Wait, wait, wait, so you
don't want your money back?
314
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,551
- No way!
Donk's getting back in line!
315
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,206
I'm Donk.
316
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:51,000
- Guys, we did it!
Our haunted house is scary!
317
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:54,206
- Maybe this Huggy situation
isn't a problem.
318
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,620
- The bear, it has Horrigan.
319
00:14:56,689 --> 00:15:00,310
I tried to save him, but this
vest is all I could grab...
320
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:06,275
- This Huggy situation
is a problem.
321
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,413
- Fisher, what happened?
322
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,655
- Horrigan and I were in my lab
retooling my machine.
323
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,413
Huggy came in and attacked us.
324
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,000
- Did you hurt yourself
fighting off the bear?
325
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,344
- Kind of.
326
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:25,586
I tripped on Horrigan
as I was running away.
327
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:26,827
We have to go rescue him!
328
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,206
[groans]
329
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:32,310
- Fish, you're hurt.
We'll handle this.
330
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,482
Okay, you two rescue Horrigan.
331
00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:37,310
I'll start charging people
to go in our haunted house.
332
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,620
- Presley, we can't let
people in our house
333
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,275
with a killer teddy bear
on the loose!
334
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,172
- Okay.
Well, that is a little judgy.
335
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,068
We do not know
that he is a killer.
336
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,482
- He's gonna kill me!
337
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,758
[all cheering]
338
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:50,965
- Seriously.
339
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,103
There are rules
to haunted houses
340
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:55,379
and murder bears
cross the line.
341
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:58,586
- Ugh, fine,
ya bunch of babies.
342
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,344
- Attention.
343
00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:02,482
We're experiencing
technical difficulties.
344
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,344
The haunted house
is temporarily closed.
345
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,862
- Boo!
346
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,965
- [laughs]
The ghost said boo.
347
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:12,931
both: Let us in, Munchy!
348
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,620
all: Boo!
349
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,620
- Wait, wait!
You didn't let me finish.
350
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:21,103
It's closed because
we're making it even scarier!
351
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,517
[all cheering]
352
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,965
- Okay, Fisher,
how do we take this bear down?
353
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,000
- We need that remote.
He ate it,
354
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,034
so you're gonna have to reach
into his mouth to get it.
355
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,379
- Let's go show
a toy bear who's boss.
356
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,517
- Jaget, I'm getting
a lot of complaints.
357
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,896
- Good complaints?
358
00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,517
- No! Complaints about you
scaring people away.
359
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,620
I haven't had a single customer
since you've been out here.
360
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:53,620
- You haven't had
any candy thieves either.
361
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,724
- That's him!
362
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:58,413
That's the bug that scared me.
Squash him!
363
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:02,068
- We're not afraid of you.
Isn't that right, Milk Man?
364
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,206
- He's all yours.
365
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,517
- Fine, I don't need him.
366
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:10,448
I can take you kids with
seven arms tied behind my back.
367
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,275
- Looks like the spider got
his arms caught in his own web.
368
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,206
- Don't you take that candy!
369
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,206
No!
370
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,793
This is my worst nightmare!
371
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,034
- Sir Lawn-celot will save you!
372
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:36,137
[shouting melodically]
- [screams]
373
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,275
- You're safe now.
374
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:43,862
Kids need to learn
to leave spiders alone.
375
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,931
Ooh, candy.
376
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,379
- Just one!
377
00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:54,655
- Upstairs is clear.
[screams]
378
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,206
- What is it--the bear?
- No.
379
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,827
That laptop is just
really close to the edge.
380
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,482
[all screaming]
381
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,241
- Huggy must have
cut the power.
382
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,551
- Dude, this bear is messed up.
383
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,551
- Because we messed him up.
384
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:14,724
He was sweet before we attached
jumper cables to him.
385
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,172
- The circuit breaker
is in the basement.
386
00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:18,655
Follow me.
387
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,000
- Look, it's Horrigan!
388
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,275
- Okay, we'll get him.
389
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,413
Munchy,
go find the circuit breaker
390
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,000
and turn the lights back on.
- On it.
391
00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:30,310
- Okay.
Let's get you to safety.
392
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:33,448
- Ahh, thank you.
393
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,000
But I still don't like you,
Lex.
394
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,724
- Hey, be nice to my friend
395
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,517
or you get
a sock in your mouth!
396
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,310
- Okay, now where is Huggy?
397
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,241
- Hey, I found
the circuit breaker!
398
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,793
- I want a hug.
399
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,310
[all screaming]
400
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,896
- Where did Huggy go?
- Right there!
401
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:59,758
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, buddy.
402
00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,724
You don't wanna do
anything crazy, do you?
403
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,379
- [growls]
404
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:06,965
- Oh, you do wanna
do something crazy.
405
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,034
Guys, his mind's made up.
406
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,896
- We have to do something!
407
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,482
- Okay, Huggy is my bear.
Let me talk to him.
408
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:19,310
Hey, Huggy.
Remember me?
409
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,068
- [growls]
410
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,000
- It's Lex.
411
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:25,482
Don't you remember
all the good times we had?
412
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:29,034
All the sleepovers?
All the tea parties?
413
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:32,413
All the extra homework
we did?
414
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,000
Remember that time
you helped me blow out
415
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:36,344
the candles at my birthday?
416
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:39,068
I never told you, but my wish
417
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,137
was that
we'd always be best friends.
418
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:46,758
So what do you say?
How 'bout just one more hug?
419
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:56,517
- Aww, that's beautiful.
420
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,000
- I got him!
I got the monster!
421
00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:00,310
Help me pin him down!
422
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,275
- Lex, reach into his mouth
and grab the remote!
423
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:07,379
- Aw, man.
424
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:12,310
Ugh, why is it wet?
425
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,827
Okay, I got it.
426
00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:23,137
It's your dumb chocolate.
427
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:27,103
- It's my dumb Choc-o-lat.
428
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,379
- Hurry, Lex!
His arms are strong
429
00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:30,965
from all the hugging!
430
00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:33,103
- I got it!
431
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:34,896
Wait, not so fast.
432
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,379
- You did it!
- We did it.
433
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:44,103
- Go us.
- What?
434
00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,517
- I deserve this.
435
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,896
- Oh my gosh,
I think I'm gonna have enough
436
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,827
to buy three Choc-o-lat bars!
437
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,689
- Oh, one for each of us?
438
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,827
- Uh, sure.
439
00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:03,758
- Lex, Horrigan has something
to say to you.
440
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,275
Horrigan.
441
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,172
- Thank you for rescuing me.
442
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:09,931
I apologize for
my past meanness.
443
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,206
- It's okay--the important
thing is that you're safe.
444
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,379
Let's just be friends.
445
00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:15,586
- I didn't say
we would be friends.
446
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:20,275
- And if you'll follow me
to the basement,
447
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:23,137
it only gets scarier!
448
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:24,827
- This haunted house is wack.
449
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:28,275
I want my money back
plus five dollars.
450
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:32,896
[all screaming]
451
00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:38,517
- Nice work.
452
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:40,724
- Yeah, thanks to Huggy,
we kind of crushed it.
453
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,448
- And as long as we keep
that remote safe,
454
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:44,931
we can do this all again
next year.
455
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,172
- Hey, wait.
456
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,586
Where did that remote go?
457
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,896
- Oh, you know what,
let's look for it later.
458
00:21:50,965 --> 00:21:52,620
If we don't leave now,
we'll miss trick-or-treating!
459
00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:54,551
- Yes, let's go!
- Yeah.
460
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,689
all [chanting]:
Candy, candy, candy!
461
00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:57,931
Candy! Candy!
462
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Candy! Candy!
463
00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:07,586
- I want a hug.
464
00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:12,186
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