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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,744 --> 00:01:02,735 I never want to see you again, asshole. - Then get lost. 2 00:01:02,943 --> 00:01:08,142 Go to hell, selfish fucking bitch. - Shut up. You should talk. 3 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:11,062 Hi, I'm Max. The white one. 4 00:01:11,263 --> 00:01:15,461 That brown peanut next to me is called Jules. Yep, he was adopted. 5 00:01:17,063 --> 00:01:18,382 Stupid cunt. 6 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:22,212 Not that it matters. He's my brother. Homies for life. 7 00:01:22,423 --> 00:01:26,496 Go fuck other guys, why don't you. Goddammit. 8 00:01:26,703 --> 00:01:28,614 My little guys, hey. 9 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:32,896 Just abandon your kids. They'll raise themselves. Goddammit. 10 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:35,901 God... goddammit. 11 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,737 Guys, listen carefully. 12 00:01:42,943 --> 00:01:46,936 Never ever, I mean never ever, have a relationship. 13 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:49,134 OK? Never. 14 00:01:49,504 --> 00:01:52,176 Right? All women are fucking whores. 15 00:01:52,463 --> 00:01:55,535 They're only useful for fucking. 16 00:01:55,743 --> 00:02:00,659 Other than that have nothing to do with them. Got that? OK. 17 00:02:01,023 --> 00:02:02,376 Hey, whore! 18 00:02:03,743 --> 00:02:06,542 You're forgetting your motherfucking kitchen machine. 19 00:02:07,223 --> 00:02:10,660 Max, swear that you'll never have a girlfriend. 20 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,577 I swear. 21 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:14,617 Me too. 22 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,139 Right. So this is me today. 23 00:02:30,343 --> 00:02:32,699 Successful and everything. Good job, nice house. 24 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,700 And I can sleep in every day. 25 00:02:34,903 --> 00:02:39,852 Whoa, two fatalities, thirty injured and a traffic jam of over 60 km. 26 00:02:40,063 --> 00:02:42,452 Who cares? I always walk to work. 27 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:20,696 10 DAY FILMS FOR 10 28 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:33,220 Yep, I work in the video store, right below my home. 29 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:36,335 Living the dream. Getting paid for watching movies all day. 30 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:38,659 And hoping I don't get any customers. 31 00:03:41,543 --> 00:03:42,772 Fuck. 32 00:03:43,263 --> 00:03:45,094 Ouch, my elbow. - Sorry. 33 00:03:45,303 --> 00:03:47,339 Thanks a lot. - I said sorry, didn't I? 34 00:03:50,703 --> 00:03:53,058 The Big Lebowski. What a piece of shit. 35 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,215 Costa. 36 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:07,937 Isn't that the one in the snow with all the skiing? 37 00:04:08,143 --> 00:04:11,579 Definitely. Best Dutch movie ever. 38 00:04:28,383 --> 00:04:30,055 You know what you can do? 39 00:04:30,263 --> 00:04:33,734 You can put every bottle in those crates. 40 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:37,058 And sweep up the glass, by the way. 41 00:04:38,223 --> 00:04:39,702 Good luck. 42 00:04:41,743 --> 00:04:43,699 There he is. My brother Jules. 43 00:04:43,903 --> 00:04:45,973 Yep, he has people working underneath him. 44 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:48,777 Assistant branch manager of the stipmarket. 45 00:04:48,983 --> 00:04:52,453 Free snacking all day, phoning and slacking. 46 00:05:00,423 --> 00:05:02,653 Niggaaaaah. - Niggaaaaaaaaaaah. 47 00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:07,573 Who would you bang? Doutzen Kroes with full-blown AIDS, without a condom? 48 00:05:07,783 --> 00:05:14,177 Or Viola Holt from the 1984 Playboy, just hit by a truck... 49 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:18,535 ...and dragged along for a mile, but down there she's still perfect. 50 00:05:18,743 --> 00:05:22,180 Is it really full-blown AIDS? Or is Doutzen still at the HIV stage? 51 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:26,262 Jules, this isn't the deal. You know that. Out of my office, OK? 52 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:28,696 Yes, full-blown AIDS. 53 00:05:30,823 --> 00:05:33,132 But... how did she get it? 54 00:05:33,343 --> 00:05:35,938 Unprotected butt sex with a hobo. 55 00:05:36,143 --> 00:05:40,500 But Viola Holt is still completely undamaged down there. 56 00:05:40,703 --> 00:05:42,773 Nothing wrong with it. - I'll do Doutzen. 57 00:05:42,983 --> 00:05:45,736 Without a condom? That's gross, you know. 58 00:05:45,943 --> 00:05:50,540 So I was thinking, let's party our asses off tonight, bitch. 59 00:05:50,743 --> 00:05:54,418 No man, I'd planned to take it easy this weekend. 60 00:05:54,823 --> 00:05:56,575 No bitch, let's go. 61 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:02,421 Chicks are usually with a friend who's less attractive. 62 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,022 Makes them feel good, I guess. 63 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,418 They always look better next to the ugly one. 64 00:06:06,623 --> 00:06:10,332 I bet that if you ran into a pretty girl on her own, you wouldn't notice her. 65 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:15,458 Ugly chicks have to try harder, so they're smarter, funnier and a better lay. 66 00:06:15,663 --> 00:06:19,134 But what it comes down to: chicks are always in pairs. Fucking perfect. 67 00:06:20,743 --> 00:06:22,381 It'll be fine. 68 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:25,417 She's not worth it. - Are you OK? 69 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:28,183 What's wrong? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 70 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,897 Oh, dear. - On our birthday, of all things. 71 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:34,140 You're both having a birthday? - Yeah, we're twins. 72 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:36,493 But he's imported from Mongolia. 73 00:06:36,703 --> 00:06:38,500 Our birthdays happen to be on the same day. 74 00:06:38,703 --> 00:06:41,615 Well, happy birthday. - Congratulations. 75 00:06:41,823 --> 00:06:43,302 Can I get you a drink? 76 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,132 Yes, water, please. I just started on antibiotics... 77 00:06:47,343 --> 00:06:50,574 Really? Bartender, four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 78 00:06:50,783 --> 00:06:54,571 The Long Island Iced Tea. It starts with ice in a long drink glass. 79 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:59,254 This cocktail contains four shots: gin, vodka, white rum and tequila. 80 00:06:59,463 --> 00:07:01,613 It's finished with a bit of cola. 81 00:07:01,823 --> 00:07:03,461 Connoisseurs say it's about balance. 82 00:07:03,663 --> 00:07:06,461 For us it's about the enormous amount of alcohol. 83 00:07:07,823 --> 00:07:10,542 Did you know we grew up without a mother? 84 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:12,381 Oh, no. - Jesus. 85 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,460 I say: Cheers. - Cheers. 86 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:35,856 What? - Don't tell anyone else, OK? 87 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:38,054 No, of course not. 88 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:41,694 A boiling hot beam of water on her snatch? 89 00:07:41,903 --> 00:07:42,858 Yeah, man. 90 00:07:48,183 --> 00:07:50,617 It's not as if I deliberately pick the less attractive ones. 91 00:07:50,824 --> 00:07:52,734 But the pretty ones always like my brother. 92 00:07:52,943 --> 00:07:54,740 Maybe it's his color, I don't know. 93 00:07:54,943 --> 00:07:58,333 Ah well, it makes for interesting situations. 94 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:10,821 Gotcha niggah. 95 00:08:19,823 --> 00:08:21,017 René? 96 00:08:21,223 --> 00:08:23,054 No thanks. - Gay. 97 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:33,580 Check it out. 98 00:08:33,783 --> 00:08:36,581 Nola. From yesterday. - Hi, Jules. 99 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,933 Jules, can you hear me? - Bye. 100 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:43,213 That Nola had some beef sandwich, man. 101 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,141 A poorly packed suitcase. 102 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:48,460 What? Bad breath? 103 00:08:48,943 --> 00:08:51,776 No, gay. Long pussy lips. - Oh. 104 00:08:51,983 --> 00:08:56,101 You know, as if she had an upside-down rooster up her snatch. 105 00:08:56,943 --> 00:08:58,740 Gross. 106 00:08:58,943 --> 00:09:00,376 Suzanne has that too. 107 00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:05,138 Hold on. Check it out. 108 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:10,500 Oh, man. Is that Suus? - I filmed it. Secretly. 109 00:09:10,703 --> 00:09:14,742 OK, is that your dick or not? - Say what! 110 00:09:15,983 --> 00:09:17,018 Say what. 111 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,783 Imagine you have to screw that every day. 112 00:09:19,983 --> 00:09:22,451 Every day the same fucking pussy. 113 00:09:24,503 --> 00:09:26,892 You're right, man. Fuck that relationship shit. 114 00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:30,379 What do you mean? Fuck you and your gay pact. 115 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,780 There's nothing wrong with a relationship. You just have to... 116 00:09:33,983 --> 00:09:37,532 ...make sure you've got your bitch under control. That's all. 117 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,656 Control your bitch is what I'm saying. 118 00:09:40,863 --> 00:09:42,615 Control your ho. 119 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,973 If Suzanne would ever... 120 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:49,657 Hi, sweetie pie. - I thought we agreed you'd come by. 121 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:53,617 I was on my way, but... - Bullshit! 122 00:09:54,023 --> 00:09:55,058 What was that? - Nothing. 123 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:57,982 I'll be right there. - I'll be right there, OK? 124 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:02,415 OK, see you soon, babe. - See you soon, babe. I'm a faggot. 125 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:05,660 See you soon. - Whorel 126 00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,181 Losers. 127 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:10,616 Dude! 128 00:10:10,823 --> 00:10:12,620 Bro's before ho's, man. 129 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,493 She's not worth it. It'll be fine. 130 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:41,335 Is he all right? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 131 00:10:42,223 --> 00:10:43,815 On our birthday, of all things. 132 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:50,411 You're both having your birthday? - I'm adopted, dear boy. 133 00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,534 He's from Turkey. - Botswana. 134 00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:54,301 Djibouti. - He's an aboriginal. 135 00:10:54,503 --> 00:10:57,381 Well, happy birthday. - What? 136 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,062 Happy birthday! 137 00:10:59,263 --> 00:11:00,697 Four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 138 00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:02,541 Four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 139 00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:09,776 Cheers. - Cheers. 140 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:23,179 Max and Jules, happy birthday! - Happy birthday. 141 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,576 Put it in my ass! 142 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:19,695 Any awesome movies released, recently? 143 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:23,972 Yes, some have been released a while ago. 144 00:12:24,183 --> 00:12:25,411 Django is awesome. 145 00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:28,774 Casa de mi Padre, abstract shit with Will Ferrell. 146 00:12:29,263 --> 00:12:32,778 And Ted from Seth MacFarlane. 147 00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:34,856 It's awesome too. - Ted. 148 00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:37,531 Cool. We'll download them at home. 149 00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:42,096 Sure. Fucking loser. Who the fuck still rents movies at the video store? 150 00:12:44,503 --> 00:12:45,822 See ya. 151 00:12:50,663 --> 00:12:55,339 Anyway, I asked Suzanne... I'm like: want something to eat too? 152 00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:57,056 She said: No, I'm not hungry. 153 00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:59,936 So I get a Serrano ham sandwich. I was starving. 154 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:03,692 She's like: Can I take a bite? I said: Sure, no problem. 155 00:13:03,903 --> 00:13:06,464 Then that bitch eats half of my sandwich. 156 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:08,381 Otherwise I would have ordered two sandwiches! 157 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,416 So when I said something about it, she's like... 158 00:13:13,663 --> 00:13:14,937 Check this out. 159 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:21,261 What the fuck? 160 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,260 It's that Forrest Gump. 161 00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,101 I told you about him before. 162 00:13:29,863 --> 00:13:31,740 And usually he also... 163 00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:35,536 There he goes. - Oh, shit. 164 00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:09,858 Hello. 165 00:14:17,904 --> 00:14:18,858 Hello. 166 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,940 Did you happen to see a guy who's not all there? 167 00:14:28,223 --> 00:14:29,542 Shit. 168 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:35,862 Coming? 169 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:41,899 Sorry. Sometimes he loses control. Right, Jordy? 170 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:44,253 Shall we take these two? 171 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,816 These two, please. 172 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,572 40 days in her hole... 173 00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:53,700 Good choice. 174 00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,774 You can take all of them. 175 00:14:56,983 --> 00:15:01,101 No one ever rents them anyway. - Really? That's so sweet. Thanks. 176 00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:08,657 Thanks. 177 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,462 Bye. 178 00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:17,016 Hold on. 179 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,736 Phone number? 180 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:23,023 Sorry. Jordy doesn't just give his number to anyone. 181 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,612 And he's not attracted to guys, so... 182 00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:30,377 Oh shit. Yes, I can tell. 183 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:34,178 What did we agree on? - Sorry. Sure. 184 00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:37,773 I need your number for the movies. 185 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,933 Or your customer card number, but... 186 00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:45,023 Your number would be easier. - Right. Hand me your phone. 187 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:54,611 What's your name, by the way? - Anna. 188 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,255 I'm Max. 189 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,982 I got her number, bitch. 190 00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:12,898 Sorry. I'll be done in a minute. - That's OK. 191 00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:30,253 Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK? - Sure. 192 00:16:32,703 --> 00:16:35,092 Max. - What are you doing here? 193 00:16:38,023 --> 00:16:39,536 What the fuck are you doing? 194 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:42,977 106... 195 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,373 I was checking out the carpet. 196 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:49,292 It's quite worn out, guys. We should put some money together. 197 00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:53,583 But you two? - Yeah, sorry. 198 00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:56,456 Anna. Max, my brother. 199 00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:59,223 We know each other. - What? 200 00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:01,455 Did you two ever? 201 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:03,652 Yes. 202 00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:06,976 Kidding, sweetie. 203 00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:13,692 I got her number yesterday. - What the fuck? 204 00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:17,135 For a couple of DVDs she got, but still... - Too late, bitch. 205 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:20,255 Where did you meet her? - Right here. 206 00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,579 That bitch was looking for rice cakes, or something. 207 00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:27,015 That chick is fucking horny, man. Really fucking horny. 208 00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:29,339 Unbelievable. Every time. 209 00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:32,103 Every time? - A couple of times. 210 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:36,137 I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. Everything's under control. 211 00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:38,459 I'm actually done with her. 212 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,654 Niggah what! 213 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:51,652 Yo, motherfucking niggah whaddup? 214 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:53,692 Hey, Max. 215 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,532 Hey. 216 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,774 Dude, what are you doing? I thought you were done with her. 217 00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:03,180 True, but I want to fuck her one more time. Just once. 218 00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:08,491 Get a Golden Retriever and a mini van while you're at it. 219 00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:10,978 What are you talking about? Come on. 220 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:14,653 It's not a relationship. Farewell sex. That's it. 221 00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:16,182 Bam. 222 00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:25,456 What are you doing? I barely know you. 223 00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:26,812 Seriously. 224 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,098 Are we doing something tonight or are you and her? 225 00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:33,022 Well, I... Oh shit, man. 226 00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:34,861 I have to... 227 00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,176 Be right back. 228 00:18:40,983 --> 00:18:44,419 Where's he going? - Something at the supermarket. Dunno. 229 00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:58,416 Sorry. 230 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,141 A chunk came up. 231 00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:14,614 That's easy. First Blood. - What? Seriously? 232 00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:17,656 Rambo Part I, is my favorite movie too. 233 00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,172 What? No way. - Best film ever. 234 00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:22,021 So fucking bad. 235 00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:27,900 He just wanted something to eat. - They drew first blood, not me. 236 00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,095 Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy... 237 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,055 ...is a no-win situation for us? 238 00:19:33,263 --> 00:19:36,539 You send that many, don't forget one thing. 239 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,211 A good supply of body bags. 240 00:19:40,703 --> 00:19:44,742 Look, I'm not really anti-relationships or something, but... 241 00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:48,816 ...I'd never really want one myself. 242 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,381 It always ends in trouble. 243 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,135 I hate that claiming stuff. 244 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:58,461 You know. They always want to hold you and touch you and shit. 245 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,135 Just give me space. 246 00:20:04,423 --> 00:20:07,859 Most chicks are either annoying... 247 00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,974 ...or not that hot. 248 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,496 It's true. 249 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,343 Sorry. 250 00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:50,537 What's keeping Jules? He's been gone for a long time. 251 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:53,415 No idea. 252 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:58,456 I'm going up. Lie in his bed. - Yeah, me too. 253 00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:02,016 Not in his bed, of course, but... 254 00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:04,657 ...in my own bed where I also... 255 00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:07,935 So... 256 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,018 Good ni... 257 00:21:18,023 --> 00:21:19,252 Sorry. 258 00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:51,782 Anna, what is this? 259 00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,773 Porn, Mieke. 260 00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:57,975 It's the only thing that calms him down. - Don't treat me like a fool. 261 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,139 You know the rules. - So what should I do? 262 00:22:00,343 --> 00:22:03,813 He loses it all the time. - So give them sex movies and ideas? 263 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,742 What if they get babies? - When did you take those from him? 264 00:22:06,943 --> 00:22:09,412 Two days ago, but this is hardly the time... 265 00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:12,137 No, no, no! 266 00:22:20,024 --> 00:22:21,376 No, no! 267 00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:25,019 Go to sleep. 268 00:22:25,223 --> 00:22:27,134 Can someone give me a hand? 269 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,542 Jordy, don't! 270 00:22:29,743 --> 00:22:30,971 No! 271 00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:33,612 Fuck! 272 00:22:34,303 --> 00:22:38,377 Bart, you're not attending staff. Let go of Jordy! 273 00:23:05,223 --> 00:23:06,781 Hi. - Hi. 274 00:23:07,623 --> 00:23:09,341 Everything OK? - Not really. 275 00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:10,658 How come? 276 00:23:10,863 --> 00:23:13,661 Jordy can't watch porn. They'd rather put him in isolation. 277 00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,302 Fucked up. - Yeah. 278 00:23:15,503 --> 00:23:18,779 He's so sweet, but he transforms completely. 279 00:23:20,823 --> 00:23:23,337 Empty the register, motherfucker. - What the fuck are you doing? 280 00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:25,022 Empty the register! 281 00:23:28,663 --> 00:23:32,292 What? Is this it? Is this it? - Calm down, man. 282 00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:45,818 Jesus, what the fuck were you doing? - Saving your life. 283 00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,059 Oh, right. Thank you. 284 00:23:58,863 --> 00:24:00,376 Rambo shit. 285 00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:04,022 It was small, like a Nazi gun. 286 00:24:04,223 --> 00:24:05,292 A Luger. 287 00:24:07,423 --> 00:24:10,176 What happened? - Your store was robbed, man. 288 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:13,341 By a junkie. - Goddammit. 289 00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:16,581 For how much? - There was hardly anything in the register. 290 00:24:16,783 --> 00:24:18,739 How much? - I don't know. 291 00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:22,140 Three hundred or something. - Goddammit. 292 00:24:22,343 --> 00:24:24,903 I think those Chinese have the money. - Pardon? 293 00:24:25,103 --> 00:24:27,492 Over there. I don't know what goes on in there. 294 00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:31,457 Shady, depressed characters enter and walk out happy. 295 00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:34,412 We've been watching them for a while, but no proof yet. 296 00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:37,501 But a lot of money flows into that place. 297 00:24:47,983 --> 00:24:51,658 I wonder how Anna's doing. - Doing well, I heard. 298 00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:55,492 Her arm's almost healed. - How do you know? 299 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,454 Jules told me. Just talked to him. 300 00:25:03,663 --> 00:25:06,496 He's hanging out with her. That's why he couldn't make it. 301 00:25:06,703 --> 00:25:11,458 He told me he wasn't doing anything, because he has to get up early. Fuck. 302 00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,858 He's having a relationship with that Anna. 303 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,734 I smoked up with her all of last night on the balcony. 304 00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:23,854 She really is a relaxed chick. 305 00:25:24,063 --> 00:25:27,533 And fucking hot. - Sounds like you like her. 306 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:31,622 No man, but Jules should just stick to the pact. 307 00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:34,137 Ah, fuck it. 308 00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:37,141 I'm whining. It's Jules. Jules. 309 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,972 That shit will pass. 310 00:25:41,183 --> 00:25:43,743 Yeah bitch, it'll pass. 311 00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:53,851 I recognize the wrapping paper. So I think I know... 312 00:25:54,063 --> 00:25:56,702 Look at that. Looks exactly like Misty. 313 00:25:58,703 --> 00:26:02,298 Whaddup, bitches. - Hos. 314 00:26:02,944 --> 00:26:04,012 Thirty. 315 00:26:04,343 --> 00:26:07,460 Menopause. - Westside. 316 00:26:10,503 --> 00:26:13,176 Happy birthday. - Yeah, happy birthday, dude. 317 00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:16,651 Good outfit, man. Faggot. 318 00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:22,939 Why are Dumb and Dumber here? 319 00:26:23,863 --> 00:26:26,582 I thought you'd like it as well, since you know them. 320 00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:27,977 Higher. 321 00:26:28,984 --> 00:26:31,338 I'm warning you: If those two ruin my evening... 322 00:26:31,543 --> 00:26:34,853 ...you sleep on the couch for two weeks. - What? 323 00:26:36,423 --> 00:26:39,859 Make some Long Island Iced Teas, faggot. And have one yourself. 324 00:26:40,063 --> 00:26:42,338 No, we all know what happens when René drinks. 325 00:26:42,543 --> 00:26:44,056 Right, sweetie pie? 326 00:26:44,264 --> 00:26:47,972 Did you know that his chick broke up with him today? 327 00:26:48,183 --> 00:26:51,141 Really? - And on our birthday, of all things. 328 00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:53,217 Your birthday? 329 00:26:54,223 --> 00:26:55,941 hold me tight 330 00:26:56,143 --> 00:26:59,852 gently put my head on your shoulder 331 00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:03,660 Need to take a leak. - Sit down, OK? 332 00:27:06,743 --> 00:27:08,973 My mother was suddenly in front of me. 333 00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:13,062 She stared at me for a long time. Very weird. 334 00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:15,021 And then I woke up. 335 00:27:15,743 --> 00:27:17,096 Hey, man. 336 00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:21,696 Oh, who's back? - Yeah, bitch. 337 00:27:21,903 --> 00:27:23,575 Bye. 338 00:27:24,983 --> 00:27:29,374 How about tomorrow we? - No way. 339 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,336 Where's my coat? 340 00:27:32,543 --> 00:27:34,852 Ladies, thanks for your stupid party. 341 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:41,220 Why are you so quiet? - I'm not really a morning person. 342 00:27:41,423 --> 00:27:45,098 Are you a Leo? I'm a Libra. We're a perfect match. 343 00:27:47,503 --> 00:27:48,492 Whaddup? 344 00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:51,298 Everything all right? - We had a great time. 345 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,575 Sadly, Charlotte has to leave. - My name is Eefje. 346 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:56,862 That's what I said. 347 00:27:57,064 --> 00:27:59,453 Anyway, I have to leave. I have to pick up Noah. 348 00:27:59,663 --> 00:28:02,939 Who? - Noah, my son. I told you, silly. 349 00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:06,215 Ah, look at him. 350 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:09,495 Well, he's not going to be a model, is he? 351 00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:13,542 OK, go and pick up Noah. 352 00:28:13,743 --> 00:28:15,222 Bye. I had fun. 353 00:28:15,783 --> 00:28:17,011 Bye, Charlotte. 354 00:28:19,983 --> 00:28:22,178 Where's the towel? 355 00:28:23,423 --> 00:28:25,573 See that pile of towels? 356 00:28:25,783 --> 00:28:29,492 There's one in the middle. - Got it. 357 00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:31,860 Dude, I thought you were back. 358 00:28:32,063 --> 00:28:33,496 Hey, Max. 359 00:28:33,703 --> 00:28:35,614 Nice evening last night, right? 360 00:28:39,263 --> 00:28:42,380 Put it in at the bottom. - That's what your mom said last night. 361 00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:43,812 My mother is dead. 362 00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:57,302 Thanks. 363 00:28:57,943 --> 00:28:59,262 Sorry. 364 00:29:04,063 --> 00:29:07,055 You have to eat Jenna Jameson pussy after she's been raped... 365 00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:10,619 ...and left for dead in broken glass by three seropositive Zimbabwaneans. 366 00:29:10,824 --> 00:29:15,658 Or you have to French-kiss Ron Brandsteder for 20 minutes... 367 00:29:15,863 --> 00:29:18,855 ...after he's performed oral sex on a turd. And you have to choose. 368 00:29:19,063 --> 00:29:21,179 What would you do? - Dude, I don't know. 369 00:29:21,383 --> 00:29:25,012 I'm seriously considering kissing Ron Brandsteder. 370 00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:27,293 But... a problem. 371 00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,816 I was just talking to Anna... - Such fun. 372 00:29:31,023 --> 00:29:33,776 Discussing names for your future kids? 373 00:29:37,023 --> 00:29:39,935 No, gay. She mentioned a Jordy. 374 00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:42,896 Some sort of retard. - Rainman. Autistic. 375 00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:44,457 Yeah, whatever. 376 00:29:44,663 --> 00:29:48,020 He just beat the fucking crap out of someone. 377 00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:51,181 Real Badr Hari shit. - So? 378 00:29:51,383 --> 00:29:54,261 Apparently she needs porn for that. - And? 379 00:29:54,464 --> 00:29:57,899 Can you bring her some. - You do it. 380 00:29:58,103 --> 00:30:02,973 I promised I'd drop by, but I really can't leave now. 381 00:30:03,184 --> 00:30:06,061 Dude, cut the crap. You were going to dump her. 382 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:10,542 Why does she keep coming back? And why do I have to play the whiner? 383 00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:12,461 Relationship, bitch. 384 00:30:22,983 --> 00:30:27,659 Those cupcakes? Did you check the stockroom? 385 00:30:36,783 --> 00:30:37,977 Package for Anna. 386 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:42,098 Leave it with me. - I have to give it to her personally. 387 00:30:42,303 --> 00:30:43,861 Is that right? 388 00:30:44,063 --> 00:30:45,735 Show me your visitor's badge. 389 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:49,340 Visitor's badge? - Yes, visitor's badge. 390 00:30:49,623 --> 00:30:52,615 A visitor's badge. - A visitor's badge, yes. 391 00:30:52,823 --> 00:30:54,814 Without one you can't go in. 392 00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:58,652 Well, then can I please get a visitor's badge. 393 00:30:58,863 --> 00:31:00,182 Certainly. 394 00:31:01,143 --> 00:31:02,861 You have to request one in writing. 395 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:06,420 Fuck, dude, I just have to give this package to Anna. 396 00:31:06,623 --> 00:31:09,057 What are you going to do about it? - What about you? 397 00:31:09,263 --> 00:31:12,061 Shine a light in my eyes? You don't even have a gun. 398 00:31:13,223 --> 00:31:14,452 I thought Jules... 399 00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:17,700 Bart, Max is helping me with something. - That's fine. 400 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:23,853 I really have to go soon, you know. 401 00:31:24,063 --> 00:31:27,294 Jordy grabbed Jeffrey's hair and dragged him through the room. 402 00:31:27,503 --> 00:31:30,336 When we tried to calm him down he bit off a piece of Jeffrey's ear. 403 00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:32,181 And swallowed it. 404 00:31:32,383 --> 00:31:34,977 Eventually, they put him in the time-out. 405 00:31:43,264 --> 00:31:44,582 Intense. 406 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:50,415 No! 407 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,416 Look. 408 00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:00,778 Nice, huh? 409 00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:09,175 Why's he wearing a bear suit? - We're working on a play. 410 00:32:09,383 --> 00:32:11,295 Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 411 00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:13,095 It's a big deal around here. 412 00:32:13,303 --> 00:32:16,295 Each year we enter the national contest for the mentally disabled. 413 00:32:16,503 --> 00:32:18,016 Plays and stuff. 414 00:32:18,223 --> 00:32:20,657 They think it's awesome. So do I. 415 00:32:20,863 --> 00:32:23,696 We've been rehearsing all year. - OK. 416 00:32:23,903 --> 00:32:25,383 Anna... 417 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:28,336 Make sure Rico is on time for occupational therapy. 418 00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:30,659 I'm taking him there in a minute. 419 00:32:32,143 --> 00:32:34,293 What was that? - It's Jordy. 420 00:32:35,543 --> 00:32:37,340 He's singing. 421 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:39,101 Metallica. 422 00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:44,574 OK, don't forget Rico. - I'll take care of it. 423 00:32:46,303 --> 00:32:48,419 I have to come up with something to replace that porn. 424 00:33:12,103 --> 00:33:13,422 Are you OK? 425 00:33:18,903 --> 00:33:19,892 Max? 426 00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:31,818 Whaddup bitch? Niggah. 427 00:33:32,263 --> 00:33:34,140 I can't do this anymore. 428 00:33:34,343 --> 00:33:36,334 What? - What? 429 00:33:36,663 --> 00:33:40,292 What did you say? - Every time I see her, it goes wrong. 430 00:33:40,503 --> 00:33:42,255 I shouldn't see her anymore. 431 00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:46,173 Just ignore her. - Ignore? Good idea. 432 00:33:46,384 --> 00:33:47,975 My parents did that with me. 433 00:33:48,704 --> 00:33:52,139 Do you happen to have Ass Eaters Unanimous 19? 434 00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:56,655 With Sasha Grey. Where she stink-fingers that guy's ass. 435 00:33:57,063 --> 00:33:58,257 He likes it a lot. 436 00:34:11,503 --> 00:34:13,972 Whaddup bitch? - Hi. 437 00:34:23,343 --> 00:34:26,460 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. 438 00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:39,101 Goddammit. 439 00:34:39,303 --> 00:34:41,419 There's a bunch of movies missing, dammit. 440 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:43,857 One moment, please. 441 00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:45,252 Which movies? - Here. 442 00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:47,613 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stink... 443 00:34:47,823 --> 00:34:50,656 That whole bunch. Haven't you seen them? 444 00:34:50,863 --> 00:34:52,979 No. - Jesus Christ, someone reserved them. 445 00:34:53,183 --> 00:34:56,175 He's picking them up soon, goddammit. - Who the fuck reserves porn? 446 00:34:56,383 --> 00:35:00,012 I don't give a shit. Just find them. Money is money. Goddammit. 447 00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:02,577 One moment. 448 00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:07,019 Fucking hell. 449 00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:21,332 Anna speaking. - Good afternoon, this is Videocorner. 450 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:25,258 I see that you still have a number of our videos. 451 00:35:25,663 --> 00:35:27,176 What? - It concerns... 452 00:35:27,383 --> 00:35:32,218 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stinky Fingers, HI V Spreaders... 453 00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:36,462 ...Ass to Ass, Rimming Racists, Dogs on Negro Hos Illl... 454 00:35:36,663 --> 00:35:39,814 ...Poop Shooters Vll, This Whore Sees a Doctor... 455 00:35:40,023 --> 00:35:44,141 ...Drunk Anal Squirters II, Raw Dawgz, Scissoring Grannies... 456 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,415 ...There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass, Schindler's Fist... 457 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:51,616 ...and Two In the Pink and a Group of Boyscouts in the Stink. 458 00:35:51,824 --> 00:35:54,383 Jeffrey? Yuck, that's dirty. Give them to me. 459 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:55,652 Licorice. - It's not. 460 00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:59,333 Licorice. - Look at me. It's not licorice. Come on. 461 00:35:59,543 --> 00:36:00,658 Very good. 462 00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:03,900 Can you return them as soon as possible? They have been reserved. 463 00:36:04,103 --> 00:36:06,742 Max? - Today, please, if that's possible. 464 00:36:07,343 --> 00:36:09,460 We're having an outside day and we're going... 465 00:36:09,663 --> 00:36:12,416 Fine, thank you. See you soon. 466 00:36:22,463 --> 00:36:25,421 The movies! - Just leave them there, OK? 467 00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:28,619 Max? - Thank you. 468 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,736 I can see your knee. 469 00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:36,382 Bye, bye. 470 00:36:45,623 --> 00:36:46,693 Whaddup? 471 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:51,340 Hey, man. Let's hang out tonight. - I can't. 472 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:54,103 I'm training a new team. 473 00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:58,979 I miss you, dude. - You miss me? Wow. OK. 474 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:02,539 Did anyone help you unpack those boxes? 475 00:37:02,743 --> 00:37:05,304 What? When? - Let's see... 476 00:37:05,503 --> 00:37:08,860 After you moved to the country of Gaylordia. 477 00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:11,020 Faggot. - Your mother is a faggot. 478 00:37:11,223 --> 00:37:12,258 Sure. OK. 479 00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:17,216 Bitch niggah! 480 00:37:20,023 --> 00:37:21,251 Want to have some fun? 481 00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:29,181 Seriously? I said 'fun'. - Yes. 482 00:37:29,383 --> 00:37:30,975 This is fun to you? 483 00:37:31,183 --> 00:37:32,696 A fair. 484 00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,416 How old are you? 485 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,822 Yes! Max! 486 00:37:39,063 --> 00:37:40,382 Fuck! 487 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:42,102 Thanks, retard. 488 00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:43,978 Max! 489 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,572 Again with that sweater? You were going to throw it out. 490 00:37:47,783 --> 00:37:50,502 I think about you all day long. - What? 491 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:54,013 We're going on the bumper cars. See ya. - Be careful. 492 00:37:56,743 --> 00:37:58,654 I want to drive. Move. 493 00:38:00,743 --> 00:38:03,701 Where's the gas pedal? Ouch! 494 00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:05,257 Jerk! 495 00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,618 Don't sit there laughing. Do something. 496 00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:16,376 It's so great that you don't get involved. 497 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:19,177 Just walk away and show who's the most mature. 498 00:38:19,383 --> 00:38:21,500 That's great. You're great. 499 00:38:21,703 --> 00:38:24,775 Go away. - No, come here. Kisses. 500 00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:29,662 Kisses. 501 00:38:29,863 --> 00:38:31,182 Help. 502 00:38:33,143 --> 00:38:34,462 Hey, sweetie. 503 00:38:36,623 --> 00:38:37,817 Hi, honey. 504 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,174 We're back together. This is Eefje, a coworker. 505 00:38:41,383 --> 00:38:42,702 Prick! 506 00:38:44,343 --> 00:38:46,538 Whoa. You fucking saved me. 507 00:38:47,143 --> 00:38:49,213 You're talking to me again. - What? 508 00:38:49,423 --> 00:38:52,461 You're talking to me again. - Yeah, well... 509 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,814 I wasn't feeling well. A bit sick, so... 510 00:38:57,343 --> 00:39:01,541 I didn't want you to get sick too. - Yeah, right. Thanks so much. 511 00:39:07,503 --> 00:39:08,697 Candy cane? 512 00:40:15,703 --> 00:40:17,694 Come on. - No. 513 00:40:19,103 --> 00:40:22,459 Wimp. - I don't do that kind of shit. 514 00:40:22,663 --> 00:40:23,982 Why not? 515 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,941 When I was 12 I entered a talent show at school. 516 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:43,062 He's got a boner. 517 00:40:50,623 --> 00:40:54,855 That's why I'll never ever go in front of an audience again. 518 00:41:08,863 --> 00:41:10,774 Get AIDS! 519 00:41:31,703 --> 00:41:33,421 Robin Hood! 520 00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:36,932 Shit. 521 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,735 Jordy, let go. 522 00:41:54,943 --> 00:41:57,696 It was awesome last night. - Yeah. 523 00:41:57,904 --> 00:42:00,098 It was a lot of fun. 524 00:42:01,903 --> 00:42:03,622 I really like you. 525 00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:06,654 That kiss wasn't a good idea, was it? 526 00:42:10,703 --> 00:42:12,261 It was just the moment. 527 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,102 Of course, the moment. - And... 528 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,853 The situation. - The situation. 529 00:42:18,783 --> 00:42:22,617 It's getting more serious with your brother. - Yeah, same here. 530 00:42:24,623 --> 00:42:28,298 It was a mistake. - I think so too. A mistake. 531 00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:32,701 I mean, we're not really a perfect match. 532 00:42:32,903 --> 00:42:35,781 And I didn't find your kissing all that great. 533 00:42:36,023 --> 00:42:37,979 I expected something better. 534 00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:41,300 And it didn't smell all that fresh. 535 00:42:41,503 --> 00:42:42,618 Foul. 536 00:42:42,823 --> 00:42:46,338 Nothing personal or anything, but I agree. 537 00:42:47,383 --> 00:42:49,135 Clear. - Yes. 538 00:42:49,343 --> 00:42:51,460 Well, then... 539 00:42:51,663 --> 00:42:53,654 ...I'll see you soon, probably. 540 00:42:55,103 --> 00:42:58,698 Thanks for everything, OK? - Yes, OK. 541 00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:07,852 Kissed? 542 00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:10,180 The whore. - Shut up. 543 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:11,897 She's a ho. 544 00:43:13,423 --> 00:43:15,062 I went too far. 545 00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:21,853 Niggah! 546 00:43:22,063 --> 00:43:26,932 Hey, man. We need to talk. I have to... - Sure, tonight. I'll get some shrooms. 547 00:43:27,143 --> 00:43:29,213 What? - Shrooms, bitch. 548 00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:54,262 I have to tell you something. - I'm just going to do it. 549 00:43:54,463 --> 00:43:58,297 What? - Living together with Anna. 550 00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:03,615 It's become a relationship, anyway. 551 00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:06,462 So we might as well live together. 552 00:44:06,663 --> 00:44:10,372 She makes classic quesadillas. Shrimp. 553 00:44:11,343 --> 00:44:12,935 I'm going to eat that all the time. 554 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:17,732 And... 555 00:44:17,943 --> 00:44:19,092 ...living together. 556 00:44:22,423 --> 00:44:25,780 The baby elephant is cast out by its family. 557 00:44:26,503 --> 00:44:30,052 The calf doesn't know what to do when the herd moves on. 558 00:44:31,343 --> 00:44:34,301 A cry of despair, but his call isn't answered. 559 00:44:35,463 --> 00:44:39,251 Hey, be careful, goddammit, that's a classic. 560 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:47,092 Sorry, I'm taking this one too. - You're such a faggot. 561 00:44:47,303 --> 00:44:49,612 I paid for it, you know. 562 00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,097 You can have the car. 563 00:44:51,303 --> 00:44:53,771 I'm not talking about that stupid TV or car. 564 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:58,579 I'm talking about our pact, godda... - Oh, right. That stupid pact. 565 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:03,095 We couldn't stick to it forever. It had to happen some day. Look... 566 00:45:03,623 --> 00:45:07,776 I didn't expect this either, but it just feels right. I think. 567 00:45:08,663 --> 00:45:11,541 And maybe it's time... 568 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,620 ...you grow up too. 569 00:45:17,503 --> 00:45:19,380 Let's do this one together, honey. 570 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:45,379 Fuck. 571 00:45:56,743 --> 00:45:59,496 This is one of the Chinese. - You're kidding. 572 00:46:00,703 --> 00:46:02,057 Great deduction. 573 00:46:04,063 --> 00:46:05,735 What happened? - What? 574 00:46:05,943 --> 00:46:07,422 What happened? 575 00:46:07,623 --> 00:46:10,421 We're very busy investigating that. 576 00:46:10,623 --> 00:46:14,138 So if you can step behind the tape like everyone else... 577 00:46:14,343 --> 00:46:16,903 Yes but, I work here. 578 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,899 Oh, you work here. 579 00:46:21,103 --> 00:46:22,855 Allow me to congratulate you. 580 00:46:24,223 --> 00:46:26,976 You're unemployed. - What? 581 00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:29,617 Your boss committed armed robbery here last night. 582 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,734 What? - Poor Chinese family. 583 00:46:31,943 --> 00:46:33,296 Didn't know what was coming. 584 00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:36,142 Did you know they gave free meals to addicts? 585 00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:38,254 At least they fought back. 586 00:46:44,103 --> 00:46:45,172 Hey... 587 00:46:46,063 --> 00:46:47,257 ...just leave it. 588 00:46:49,503 --> 00:46:51,095 He was bankrupt. 589 00:46:51,303 --> 00:46:54,375 Not surprisingly. Who still rents movies at a video store? 590 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:58,815 I download them. Why pay for something you can get for free online? 591 00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:00,138 Right? 592 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:25,103 Could you give these to Jordy, please? 593 00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:26,372 No. 594 00:47:49,544 --> 00:47:51,135 Really? 595 00:47:51,343 --> 00:47:52,662 You too? 596 00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,412 She wouldn't mind getting together with me. 597 00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:58,975 But she knows I'm married. 598 00:48:00,183 --> 00:48:02,572 And she's not the type to stir up trouble... 599 00:48:02,783 --> 00:48:04,694 ...in a so-so marriage. 600 00:48:09,703 --> 00:48:11,102 That's been a while. 601 00:48:18,503 --> 00:48:19,538 It's good. 602 00:48:21,103 --> 00:48:24,857 I don't mind at all that security isn't allowed guns. 603 00:48:26,983 --> 00:48:28,496 I mean... 604 00:48:28,703 --> 00:48:31,775 ...it isn't as if I don't want to fire a gun some day. 605 00:48:32,783 --> 00:48:34,057 A Glock. 606 00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:39,334 Super reliable. A Magnum.44 Colt Anaconda. 607 00:48:52,264 --> 00:48:53,582 It's for Jordy. 608 00:48:54,743 --> 00:48:56,495 No one has to know. 609 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,339 Jules, register 1. 610 00:49:01,543 --> 00:49:03,454 Jules, register 1, please. 611 00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:06,856 Well... 612 00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:09,662 What do you think? 613 00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:11,501 Hello? Jules? 614 00:49:12,024 --> 00:49:13,012 Jules, register 1. 615 00:49:13,223 --> 00:49:14,542 Hey, man. 616 00:49:17,823 --> 00:49:19,461 I'm in love with Anna, man. 617 00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:25,612 Yeah, right. 618 00:49:25,823 --> 00:49:31,022 And this is my new fag buddy. He's got a pretty pink pooper. 619 00:49:31,223 --> 00:49:32,622 Seriously. 620 00:49:32,823 --> 00:49:35,212 Sorry, sir, are these shrimp chips on sale? 621 00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:39,332 I can't help it. I know it's fucked up, but I think she's... 622 00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:42,057 ...awesome and hot. 623 00:49:42,263 --> 00:49:46,142 We hung out a few times and I liked here more and more. 624 00:49:46,343 --> 00:49:48,573 I tried to stop it, but... 625 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:51,097 We kissed. 626 00:49:52,664 --> 00:49:55,894 Dude, what the fuck? - Motherfucker! 627 00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:59,016 First you're whining like a bitch when I move in with her. 628 00:49:59,223 --> 00:50:02,613 'Our pact, our pact!' Our fucking pact. 629 00:50:02,823 --> 00:50:05,974 And then kissing with my chick. You filthy... 630 00:50:09,583 --> 00:50:12,700 Fag! You have no right to speak anyway. 631 00:50:30,424 --> 00:50:31,697 Stop, stop. 632 00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:34,982 Stop. 633 00:50:44,703 --> 00:50:47,298 You can't do that shit. I'm your brother, dude. 634 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,221 I'm your fucking brother. - Fuck you. 635 00:50:49,423 --> 00:50:53,655 You're not even my real brother. A fucking adoptee. You were bought. 636 00:50:55,943 --> 00:50:59,060 Fuck you, faggot! - Fuck you. 637 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,862 Oh God, Imca Marina. You're still here? 638 00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:07,341 What did you think? That peanut must know about shrimp chips? 639 00:51:17,063 --> 00:51:18,576 Oh, shit. 640 00:51:18,903 --> 00:51:20,131 So you told him? 641 00:51:21,463 --> 00:51:25,741 You've got the chicken's anus exactly... 642 00:51:29,343 --> 00:51:31,413 What's that stupid dog doing here? - Well... 643 00:51:31,623 --> 00:51:33,898 Since Jules has moved... 644 00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:37,698 ...and we still have to pay my father the rent... 645 00:51:37,903 --> 00:51:40,053 ...and I talked to Suus about it... 646 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,016 ...we felt... she felt it was a good idea... - Seriously? 647 00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:46,253 I don't want to bring it up all the time... 648 00:51:46,463 --> 00:51:49,102 ...but you pee on it and I have to sit on it. Get it? 649 00:51:49,303 --> 00:51:53,262 Max, can you make sure you put the toilet seat up when you pee? 650 00:51:53,464 --> 00:51:55,454 Fuck this shit. 651 00:52:16,343 --> 00:52:19,222 Digital? Digital, my ass. 652 00:52:19,423 --> 00:52:21,460 There's nothing but static. 653 00:52:21,663 --> 00:52:25,258 Is that so? Just take care of it. Mongoloid bitch. 654 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,420 Hi, dad. - What happened to you? 655 00:52:28,703 --> 00:52:32,616 Thank you for watching Lingo. An S. 656 00:52:32,823 --> 00:52:35,656 S, T, I, N, K. 657 00:52:35,864 --> 00:52:37,694 It's 'stoma', stupid dick. 658 00:52:37,903 --> 00:52:41,134 Stem. S, T, A... 659 00:52:41,343 --> 00:52:42,856 But... 660 00:52:43,903 --> 00:52:46,542 What happened? Between you. 661 00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:49,936 Did your brother... Right, of course. 662 00:52:50,143 --> 00:52:51,099 Fucking TV. 663 00:52:51,863 --> 00:52:53,774 God... goddammit. 664 00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,496 Hi, sweetheart. 665 00:53:48,303 --> 00:53:50,214 Am I as good a kisser as my brother, or not? 666 00:53:53,103 --> 00:53:54,536 Sorry, sweetie. 667 00:53:56,703 --> 00:53:58,853 I understand if you're angry. 668 00:53:59,063 --> 00:54:01,531 I'd go nuts if you'd do something like that. 669 00:54:02,183 --> 00:54:03,901 If I'd do what? 670 00:54:04,943 --> 00:54:06,979 I wouldn't be able to handle it. 671 00:54:07,183 --> 00:54:09,458 No, no, fuck it. 672 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:13,212 I'm not super angry. I'm not like: 673 00:54:13,423 --> 00:54:16,017 'Whoa, slut. What the hell are you doing?' 674 00:54:16,223 --> 00:54:18,214 'You're causing me pain.' 675 00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:21,301 Hey, he's my brother. That's it. - I know. 676 00:54:21,503 --> 00:54:23,733 I'm really very sorry. - Forget it. 677 00:54:45,103 --> 00:54:49,654 The vole will stay forever with the female he lost his virginity to. 678 00:54:49,863 --> 00:54:52,058 Honeybun, what's your password? 679 00:54:54,103 --> 00:54:57,015 Password? Why? - My computer is still in a box. 680 00:54:57,223 --> 00:55:02,013 I need to e-mail something. - I could enter it myself. 681 00:55:02,223 --> 00:55:05,135 Why? Don't you trust me? - Sure I do. 682 00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:07,652 But it's just... 683 00:55:09,023 --> 00:55:11,662 OK, it's: RENE... 684 00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:15,618 ...6969. 685 00:55:16,463 --> 00:55:17,976 Thank you. - OK. 686 00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:26,212 Who is this? - Who? 687 00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:27,742 Who is this? - Huh? 688 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,335 That's Sasha Grey. 689 00:55:32,543 --> 00:55:36,138 She's a porn star. It's not her real name. 690 00:55:36,343 --> 00:55:39,062 She's actually called... - Why do you watch porn? 691 00:55:40,383 --> 00:55:42,533 Why do I watch porn? 692 00:55:44,503 --> 00:55:48,338 Why the fuck are you interrogating me? - Sorry, I... 693 00:55:48,543 --> 00:55:52,616 I just have to get used to that living together. 694 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,778 You're right. I'm nagging. 695 00:55:56,983 --> 00:55:59,941 Let's stop talking about it. - No, let's... 696 00:56:00,143 --> 00:56:02,577 Seriously? - I'm going to ride Misty. 697 00:56:04,103 --> 00:56:06,333 Have fun riding Misty. 698 00:56:18,423 --> 00:56:19,617 Get lost. 699 00:56:24,983 --> 00:56:27,577 Do you still find me attractive? - Of course. 700 00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:31,936 I just don't know. 701 00:56:32,463 --> 00:56:35,660 I used to be enough and now you need that filthy broad... 702 00:56:36,263 --> 00:56:38,572 ...and filthy porn. 703 00:56:38,943 --> 00:56:41,411 I can't do this anymore. - What are you talking about? 704 00:56:42,623 --> 00:56:43,976 It's over. 705 00:56:44,543 --> 00:56:45,419 What? 706 00:56:46,223 --> 00:56:49,898 Come on out. How much longer are you staying in there? 707 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:53,459 Just put it down. I'll get it in a minute. 708 00:57:02,063 --> 00:57:04,258 Well, happy birthday, OK? 709 00:57:05,023 --> 00:57:06,503 You and your brother. 710 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,175 I'm in love. 711 00:57:19,383 --> 00:57:20,372 So? 712 00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:26,132 It's Jules chick and I know what you used to say about relationships. 713 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:28,493 Yes, never have one. 714 00:57:28,703 --> 00:57:30,978 Nothing but trouble. See? 715 00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:40,380 Well, as Rick James used to say: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. 716 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:45,493 Especially in combination with strippers and so on. 717 00:57:45,943 --> 00:57:48,616 Not as if they were super hot, though. 718 00:57:48,823 --> 00:57:51,895 The mood lights they usually shine on them... 719 00:57:52,103 --> 00:57:54,378 ...does those girls a lot of good. 720 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:59,577 It gave me a fright when the work lights went on at the end of the evening. 721 00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:03,575 Difficult skin, you know. Pits all over the place. 722 00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:05,694 Yeah, so? - Huh? 723 00:58:06,903 --> 00:58:10,020 Right. Well, despite everything... 724 00:58:10,223 --> 00:58:12,976 ...your mother tried to keep things together. 725 00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:16,017 For you and your brother. It's because... 726 00:58:16,223 --> 00:58:20,978 ...I literally never opened the door again that you didn't see her anymore. 727 00:58:23,063 --> 00:58:24,496 Listen, Max... 728 00:58:25,023 --> 00:58:26,934 ...I was just an asshole. 729 00:58:28,943 --> 00:58:32,253 Your mother was the nicest woman in the world. 730 00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:36,298 It's just that it took a few years before I realized that. 731 00:58:36,503 --> 00:58:39,940 Once she was in the hospital and I wanted to tell her that... 732 00:58:40,143 --> 00:58:44,534 ...she never wanted to see me again. I was simply much too late. 733 00:58:54,423 --> 00:58:57,142 But that Anne or Anna? 734 00:58:57,904 --> 00:58:59,131 Anna. 735 00:59:01,864 --> 00:59:03,899 Is she the one? 736 00:59:05,183 --> 00:59:07,333 Then what are you still doing here with your dad? 737 00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:10,057 You turned 30 today, goddammit. 738 00:59:10,263 --> 00:59:11,935 Better go and fight for her. 739 00:59:12,143 --> 00:59:15,055 You don't get a second chance that easily. Look at me. 740 00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:19,256 Even better: talk to your brother first. 741 00:59:21,303 --> 00:59:25,057 No, even better: Shave off that gnome beard first. 742 00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:35,012 Happy... 743 00:59:40,983 --> 00:59:43,781 Shit, honey. This is not... it's not... 744 00:59:48,023 --> 00:59:49,058 How are you? 745 00:59:53,783 --> 00:59:55,216 Can I go home now? 746 00:59:56,223 --> 00:59:57,781 Anna, wait! 747 00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,423 She was the last one. The very last one. 748 01:00:01,623 --> 01:00:04,183 She wasn't the only one? - Yes. 749 01:00:04,903 --> 01:00:06,018 No. 750 01:00:10,383 --> 01:00:12,738 What the fuck are you doing here? Get lost, bitch 751 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,503 Anna just dumped me. Happy now? 752 01:00:15,703 --> 01:00:19,252 If you hadn't kissed her, everything would be fine. 753 01:00:19,463 --> 01:00:23,376 Dude, bro's before ho's. - Bro's before ho's. Just shut up. 754 01:00:23,944 --> 01:00:26,252 Hey! I can see your dick. 755 01:00:33,623 --> 01:00:35,136 Happy birthday. 756 01:00:36,903 --> 01:00:38,177 Same to you, man. 757 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:41,180 It'll be fine. It will. 758 01:00:42,623 --> 01:00:46,377 Are you OK? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 759 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:48,016 And it's our birthday. 760 01:00:48,903 --> 01:00:50,860 I'm giving you a free show. 761 01:00:56,343 --> 01:00:59,096 I missed you, man. - And I you. 762 01:00:59,783 --> 01:01:03,093 I fucked everything up. With Anna, with you. 763 01:01:03,303 --> 01:01:07,740 Anna is fucking incredible, but relationships aren't my thing. 764 01:01:11,223 --> 01:01:13,862 Maybe she deserves... 765 01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:19,296 Maybe she deserves someone... 766 01:01:19,823 --> 01:01:21,052 ...like... 767 01:01:23,063 --> 01:01:24,052 What? 768 01:01:26,423 --> 01:01:27,743 Thanks. 769 01:01:30,023 --> 01:01:31,456 There you go. 770 01:01:31,663 --> 01:01:35,099 Happy birthday! Big kiss, Mercedes. 771 01:01:41,543 --> 01:01:42,817 Happy birthday. 772 01:01:51,744 --> 01:01:54,735 Niggah what! - How the fuck did you get here? 773 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:56,572 I do not know. 774 01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:59,536 I have no idea how I got here. 775 01:01:59,743 --> 01:02:02,940 I just came from... - It's over with Suzanne, bitch. 776 01:02:03,503 --> 01:02:06,814 Fuck that, ho. Fuck the ho. 777 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,141 Really? - Yeah, man. 778 01:02:09,343 --> 01:02:11,982 Where are you going? Can I come? 779 01:02:12,223 --> 01:02:13,975 Enter, Jordy, Jeffrey. 780 01:02:15,223 --> 01:02:16,576 Jordy, Jeffrey? 781 01:02:17,263 --> 01:02:18,537 Where are Jordy and Jeffrey? 782 01:02:20,384 --> 01:02:21,498 And Paula? 783 01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:25,813 We'll have a five-minute break. 784 01:02:26,023 --> 01:02:28,060 Hey Anna, I have to tell you something. 785 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:30,732 Hold on. 786 01:02:38,023 --> 01:02:39,342 Jordy, stop. 787 01:02:40,743 --> 01:02:42,142 Guys, stop. 788 01:02:44,023 --> 01:02:45,615 Say what? 789 01:02:45,943 --> 01:02:48,218 Towerbridge. Classic. 790 01:02:48,423 --> 01:02:49,697 Hi, Anna. 791 01:02:51,823 --> 01:02:55,020 What is this? - Sorry, I meant well. 792 01:02:55,223 --> 01:02:57,532 You did it too. - 'You did it too'? 793 01:02:57,743 --> 01:02:59,860 My choice. My responsibility. 794 01:03:00,063 --> 01:03:01,018 What's going... 795 01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:04,252 Get your stuff. - This isn't my fault. 796 01:03:04,463 --> 01:03:05,782 Never mind. You're fired. 797 01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:08,816 And the contest? - You should have thought of that sooner. 798 01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:10,422 You can't do this to them. - Sure I can. 799 01:03:10,623 --> 01:03:13,900 You have five minutes to get your stuff. End of discussion. 800 01:03:15,423 --> 01:03:17,493 I just wanted to help. 801 01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:21,293 Fuck you and your fucked up family. 802 01:03:22,983 --> 01:03:25,497 You expect me to help you again? 803 01:03:25,703 --> 01:03:28,661 With those sexually frustrated autistic freaks. 804 01:03:34,903 --> 01:03:36,382 Hey, Max. 805 01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:38,503 Sure. 806 01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:41,622 You told her. You told her, niggah. 807 01:03:45,983 --> 01:03:46,620 You told her. 808 01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:55,101 Hey, bitches. 809 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,218 Wake up. 810 01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:14,413 Yo, Bart. Think we can sneak them out for a day? 811 01:05:49,463 --> 01:05:50,657 Step on it. 812 01:05:58,743 --> 01:06:01,303 Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow, but I... 813 01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:04,461 Yes, I know it's short notice, but... 814 01:06:06,623 --> 01:06:08,181 Fuck, fuck! 815 01:06:13,383 --> 01:06:15,055 Ma'am? 816 01:06:16,103 --> 01:06:19,413 Could I enter one more group for tomorrow, please? 817 01:06:20,663 --> 01:06:21,892 Good. 818 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,138 Thank you. 819 01:07:01,743 --> 01:07:03,062 Sleep well, son. 820 01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:07,340 Hands on top of the blankets, OK? - I know. 821 01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:14,502 Where were you guys? - Going for ice cream. 822 01:07:14,703 --> 01:07:16,694 Ice cream? - Ice cream. 823 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,660 Ice cream? - Ice cream, yes. 824 01:07:19,863 --> 01:07:22,423 You can't just disappear with them, darn it. 825 01:07:22,623 --> 01:07:26,741 You are completely right, for the entire 100 percent. 826 01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:32,618 We can't take them out again tomorrow. 827 01:07:34,104 --> 01:07:35,172 Shit. 828 01:07:37,623 --> 01:07:40,091 Know that movie Escape from Alcatraz? 829 01:07:40,303 --> 01:07:43,215 Do I know it? It's my favorite movie. With Whoopi Goldberg. 830 01:07:43,423 --> 01:07:46,017 No, with Clint Eastwood. 831 01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:47,895 Clint Eastwood! 832 01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:55,540 René, are you OK? - Yeah. 833 01:07:55,743 --> 01:07:59,099 I jumped off the balcony. - That's pretty high, dude. 834 01:07:59,303 --> 01:08:04,013 Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe. - One storey, you know. 835 01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:10,295 In that movie these guys escape from prison. 836 01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:13,336 The Alcatraz guys don't find out until it's too late. 837 01:08:21,383 --> 01:08:22,862 Jordy, wake up. 838 01:08:26,223 --> 01:08:27,417 Jordy? 839 01:08:46,183 --> 01:08:48,856 Bart, is it going to work out? - We'll be fine. 840 01:08:49,504 --> 01:08:52,176 Let's go, bitch. - Yeah. 841 01:08:57,063 --> 01:09:00,613 Why the fuck are you driving, you drunk faggot? 842 01:09:00,824 --> 01:09:04,213 I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot. 843 01:09:04,743 --> 01:09:07,576 Does one of you know where they went? 844 01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:10,335 Jeffrey was talking... - Yes, hello? 845 01:09:10,543 --> 01:09:12,340 Good morning. - Police? 846 01:09:29,743 --> 01:09:31,062 Great job with the parking. 847 01:09:34,343 --> 01:09:36,061 The Dandelion? - Yes. 848 01:09:36,263 --> 01:09:37,378 Thank God. 849 01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:41,062 Hey, Duo Penotti. 850 01:09:41,864 --> 01:09:44,661 Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you again. 851 01:09:45,783 --> 01:09:50,459 Where do you know her from? - She wrote that card with her pussy. 852 01:09:52,503 --> 01:09:54,573 What are you doing here? - I help here every year. 853 01:09:54,783 --> 01:09:56,296 Snow White is my brother. 854 01:10:05,343 --> 01:10:08,176 What are we doing here? - Just sit down. It's a surprise. 855 01:10:11,543 --> 01:10:13,693 Dudes, hurry. We only have... 856 01:10:14,503 --> 01:10:15,572 René? 857 01:10:18,623 --> 01:10:20,136 What the fuck? 858 01:10:20,343 --> 01:10:21,776 You can't do this shit. 859 01:10:24,264 --> 01:10:25,742 Autistic. 860 01:10:51,983 --> 01:10:53,780 Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen. 861 01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:58,135 It's time for the final performance of this beautiful afternoon. 862 01:10:58,343 --> 01:11:01,176 Here are the boys and girls from the Dandelion. 863 01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,816 Give them a big hand. 864 01:11:22,103 --> 01:11:25,698 Hey, drifter. Get the hell out of our village. 865 01:11:25,903 --> 01:11:29,374 I'm looking for something to eat. - Get lost. 866 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:31,813 We don't need your kind here. 867 01:12:10,023 --> 01:12:12,173 Oh, no. He's dead. 868 01:12:12,863 --> 01:12:13,978 Over there. 869 01:12:19,263 --> 01:12:19,979 Shit. 870 01:12:21,263 --> 01:12:22,457 What's going on? 871 01:12:22,663 --> 01:12:25,052 Hey, come on, man! Goddam... 872 01:12:26,623 --> 01:12:30,582 Hey, come on! Goddammit, filthy pig. 873 01:12:30,783 --> 01:12:32,057 Sir, stay where you are. 874 01:12:40,983 --> 01:12:43,861 Hello son, you have to stop killing police officers. 875 01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:47,260 They drew first blood, not me. 876 01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:49,098 Sure. 877 01:12:53,303 --> 01:12:54,372 Put it down. 878 01:12:59,063 --> 01:13:01,577 Don't panic, people. I'm security. 879 01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,412 And let him go. 880 01:13:17,343 --> 01:13:18,662 Whisky. 881 01:13:21,743 --> 01:13:22,732 Anna. 882 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,336 Max. 883 01:14:10,823 --> 01:14:12,142 Sure. 884 01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:17,258 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous. 885 01:14:18,863 --> 01:14:21,536 It will probably sound gay, but... 886 01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:25,213 Dear Anna, first off I want to say sorry. 887 01:14:25,823 --> 01:14:28,383 For the porn DVDs and everything. 888 01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:33,892 Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you. 889 01:14:36,623 --> 01:14:38,295 Anna, wait. 890 01:14:40,903 --> 01:14:46,023 I get that you're angry, but at me. Don't be angry at him. 891 01:14:47,063 --> 01:14:52,012 I'm not made for that relationship shit with only one chick forever. 892 01:14:52,303 --> 01:14:55,181 I'm not made for romantic dates. 893 01:14:55,383 --> 01:14:59,217 I'm not a buddy for life you can share everything with. 894 01:14:59,423 --> 01:15:01,778 I don't consider you in bed. 895 01:15:02,144 --> 01:15:06,773 I'm not made for eternal faithfulness and growing old together. 896 01:15:07,823 --> 01:15:10,860 I'm not that kind of dude. But he... 897 01:15:12,224 --> 01:15:13,212 ...he is. 898 01:15:20,383 --> 01:15:21,816 Anna, I mean... 899 01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,938 ...I want... - What did you think? 900 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:29,336 That you could use them to get me here? 901 01:15:30,463 --> 01:15:32,852 Those sexually frustrated autistic freaks? 902 01:15:40,463 --> 01:15:44,422 Walther P5, motherfuckers! 903 01:15:51,983 --> 01:15:53,894 Fuck the police. Fuck the police. 904 01:15:54,103 --> 01:15:56,014 I was born in jail, you don't know me. 905 01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,814 I love open relationships. 906 01:16:04,423 --> 01:16:05,492 Good. 907 01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:17,297 You're under arrest for suspected kidnapping. 908 01:16:20,903 --> 01:16:22,018 Oh, sorry. 909 01:16:22,463 --> 01:16:23,897 Are you OK? 910 01:16:24,624 --> 01:16:26,454 Oh man, I shot your leg. 911 01:16:26,663 --> 01:16:27,858 Fuck! 912 01:16:29,463 --> 01:16:33,058 6 WEEKS LATER 913 01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:54,297 Yeah, niggahs. We did our time. 914 01:16:54,503 --> 01:16:56,459 Thuglife. 915 01:16:58,143 --> 01:16:59,462 Now what? 916 01:17:01,543 --> 01:17:04,774 Shit, out of juice. - Mine too. 917 01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:10,821 Sorry, may we use your phone? 918 01:17:15,303 --> 01:17:16,622 Max! 919 01:17:17,543 --> 01:17:18,896 Max! 920 01:17:22,423 --> 01:17:25,062 Hey, Jordy. Everything OK? 921 01:17:26,983 --> 01:17:28,974 Bro's before ho's. 922 01:17:31,183 --> 01:17:32,502 Sure. 923 01:17:51,863 --> 01:17:54,252 Those dudes did nothing but talk about you. 924 01:17:59,783 --> 01:18:02,456 I thought you should hear this from me... 925 01:18:03,423 --> 01:18:06,893 While you were in prison I fell in love. 926 01:18:08,143 --> 01:18:09,462 With Rick. 927 01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:14,136 Rick? - Rick Brandsteder. 928 01:18:15,183 --> 01:18:19,017 The son of that turd licker? 929 01:18:23,063 --> 01:18:25,736 Of course not. - Fucking bitch. 930 01:18:51,623 --> 01:18:55,060 Who do you think you're fucking with? Say hello to the friend. 931 01:18:55,263 --> 01:18:58,812 Jordy, it's: Say hello to my little friend. 932 01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:03,539 Stay hello with the little friend, Tony Montana! 933 01:19:05,623 --> 01:19:06,817 Perfect. 934 01:19:07,023 --> 01:19:08,138 Sure. 935 01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:12,979 Who'd have thought that would work. All that movie violence. 936 01:19:23,183 --> 01:19:25,219 Shit, go. They'll be right here. 937 01:19:29,543 --> 01:19:32,341 Ladies, could you start the show? 938 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,893 Shit, man. Fucking 30. The beginning of the end. 939 01:19:52,103 --> 01:19:55,140 I'll probably be a yes-nodding stay-at-home dad in a few years. 940 01:19:55,343 --> 01:19:56,458 Cheers. 941 01:19:56,663 --> 01:20:00,861 I'll have two kids, a mini van and a gay-looking Golden Retriever. 942 01:20:01,063 --> 01:20:04,578 But fuck it. With Anna, I don't give a shit. 943 01:20:25,743 --> 01:20:27,540 hold me tight 944 01:20:27,743 --> 01:20:31,896 gently put my head on your shoulder. 945 01:20:32,543 --> 01:20:34,216 hold me tight 946 01:20:34,423 --> 01:20:38,302 and softly caress my hair 947 01:20:38,943 --> 01:20:41,013 hold me tight 948 01:20:41,224 --> 01:20:47,140 sometimes it all gets a bit too much 949 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,095 then all I want 950 01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:53,819 is your gentle touch. 951 01:21:02,423 --> 01:21:05,540 René, do you want to marry me? 952 01:21:07,143 --> 01:21:08,371 Yes. 953 01:21:30,383 --> 01:21:31,897 Suppose you have to choose: 954 01:21:32,103 --> 01:21:34,936 Those mud flaps of Suzanne's in your face, or... 955 01:21:35,143 --> 01:21:37,498 The horse. - Me too. 956 01:21:40,944 --> 01:21:43,980 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... 957 01:21:44,183 --> 01:21:46,378 ...by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. 958 01:22:03,183 --> 01:22:05,572 Jaws. Yay. 959 01:22:06,423 --> 01:22:07,334 Sure. 960 01:22:26,103 --> 01:22:28,139 Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will... 961 01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,776 ...shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. 962 01:22:29,983 --> 01:22:31,701 For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. 963 01:22:31,903 --> 01:22:33,302 And fight. 964 01:22:43,143 --> 01:22:46,102 Adrian! - Rocky. 965 01:22:46,303 --> 01:22:49,420 Adrian! - Rocky. 966 01:22:49,623 --> 01:22:52,342 Adrian! - Rocky. 967 01:22:52,543 --> 01:22:57,014 They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! 968 01:23:10,263 --> 01:23:13,380 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... 969 01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:15,700 ...those who try to poison and destroy my brothers. 970 01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:37,741 This one is for Gradje cunt! 971 01:23:42,543 --> 01:23:44,295 No one touches Maaskantje. 972 01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:50,333 Fucking retard! 973 01:23:50,543 --> 01:23:52,022 This big an explosion. 974 01:23:52,223 --> 01:23:55,499 OK, put your mouth on the curb. 975 01:23:55,703 --> 01:23:57,341 Put your mouth on the curb. 976 01:23:59,623 --> 01:24:02,057 OK and now say good night. 977 01:24:08,343 --> 01:24:12,495 And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 71346

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