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I never want to see you again, asshole.
- Then get lost.
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Go to hell, selfish fucking bitch.
- Shut up. You should talk.
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Hi, I'm Max. The white one.
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That brown peanut next to me
is called Jules. Yep, he was adopted.
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Stupid cunt.
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Not that it matters. He's my brother.
Homies for life.
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Go fuck other guys, why don't you.
Goddammit.
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My little guys, hey.
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Just abandon your kids.
They'll raise themselves. Goddammit.
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God... goddammit.
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Guys, listen carefully.
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Never ever, I mean never ever,
have a relationship.
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OK? Never.
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Right? All women are fucking whores.
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They're only useful for fucking.
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Other than that have nothing
to do with them. Got that? OK.
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Hey, whore!
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You're forgetting
your motherfucking kitchen machine.
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Max, swear that you'll never
have a girlfriend.
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I swear.
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Me too.
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Right. So this is me today.
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Successful and everything.
Good job, nice house.
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And I can sleep in every day.
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Whoa, two fatalities, thirty injured
and a traffic jam of over 60 km.
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Who cares?
I always walk to work.
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10 DAY FILMS FOR 10
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Yep, I work in the video store,
right below my home.
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Living the dream. Getting paid
for watching movies all day.
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And hoping I don't get any customers.
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Fuck.
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Ouch, my elbow.
- Sorry.
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Thanks a lot.
- I said sorry, didn't I?
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The Big Lebowski.
What a piece of shit.
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Costa.
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Isn't that the one in the snow
with all the skiing?
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Definitely. Best Dutch movie ever.
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You know what you can do?
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You can put every bottle
in those crates.
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And sweep up the glass, by the way.
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Good luck.
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There he is. My brother Jules.
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Yep, he has people working
underneath him.
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Assistant branch manager
of the stipmarket.
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Free snacking all day, phoning
and slacking.
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Niggaaaaah.
- Niggaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Who would you bang? Doutzen Kroes
with full-blown AIDS, without a condom?
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Or Viola Holt from the 1984 Playboy,
just hit by a truck...
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...and dragged along for a mile,
but down there she's still perfect.
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Is it really full-blown AIDS?
Or is Doutzen still at the HIV stage?
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Jules, this isn't the deal. You know that.
Out of my office, OK?
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Yes, full-blown AIDS.
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But... how did she get it?
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Unprotected butt sex with a hobo.
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But Viola Holt is still
completely undamaged down there.
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Nothing wrong with it.
- I'll do Doutzen.
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Without a condom?
That's gross, you know.
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So I was thinking,
let's party our asses off tonight, bitch.
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No man, I'd planned to take it easy
this weekend.
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No bitch, let's go.
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Chicks are usually with a friend
who's less attractive.
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Makes them feel good, I guess.
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They always look better
next to the ugly one.
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I bet that if you ran into a pretty girl
on her own, you wouldn't notice her.
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Ugly chicks have to try harder, so
they're smarter, funnier and a better lay.
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But what it comes down to: chicks are
always in pairs. Fucking perfect.
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It'll be fine.
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She's not worth it.
- Are you OK?
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What's wrong?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
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Oh, dear.
- On our birthday, of all things.
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You're both having a birthday?
- Yeah, we're twins.
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But he's imported from Mongolia.
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Our birthdays happen to be
on the same day.
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Well, happy birthday.
- Congratulations.
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Can I get you a drink?
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Yes, water, please.
I just started on antibiotics...
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Really? Bartender,
four Long Island Iced Teas, please.
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The Long Island Iced Tea.
It starts with ice in a long drink glass.
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This cocktail contains four shots:
gin, vodka, white rum and tequila.
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It's finished with a bit of cola.
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Connoisseurs say it's about balance.
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For us it's about
the enormous amount of alcohol.
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Did you know we grew up
without a mother?
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Oh, no.
- Jesus.
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I say: Cheers.
- Cheers.
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What?
- Don't tell anyone else, OK?
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No, of course not.
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A boiling hot beam of water
on her snatch?
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Yeah, man.
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It's not as if I deliberately
pick the less attractive ones.
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But the pretty ones
always like my brother.
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Maybe it's his color, I don't know.
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Ah well, it makes for
interesting situations.
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Gotcha niggah.
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René?
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No thanks.
- Gay.
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Check it out.
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Nola. From yesterday.
- Hi, Jules.
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Jules, can you hear me?
- Bye.
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That Nola had some beef sandwich, man.
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A poorly packed suitcase.
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What? Bad breath?
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No, gay. Long pussy lips.
- Oh.
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You know, as if she had
an upside-down rooster up her snatch.
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Gross.
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Suzanne has that too.
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Hold on. Check it out.
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Oh, man. Is that Suus?
- I filmed it. Secretly.
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OK, is that your dick or not?
- Say what!
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Say what.
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Imagine you have to
screw that every day.
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Every day the same fucking pussy.
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You're right, man.
Fuck that relationship shit.
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What do you mean?
Fuck you and your gay pact.
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There's nothing wrong with a relationship.
You just have to...
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...make sure you've got
your bitch under control. That's all.
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Control your bitch
is what I'm saying.
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Control your ho.
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If Suzanne would ever...
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Hi, sweetie pie.
- I thought we agreed you'd come by.
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I was on my way, but...
- Bullshit!
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What was that?
- Nothing.
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I'll be right there.
- I'll be right there, OK?
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OK, see you soon, babe.
- See you soon, babe. I'm a faggot.
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See you soon.
- Whorel
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Losers.
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Dude!
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Bro's before ho's, man.
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She's not worth it. It'll be fine.
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00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:41,335
Is he all right?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
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On our birthday, of all things.
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You're both having your birthday?
- I'm adopted, dear boy.
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He's from Turkey.
- Botswana.
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Djibouti.
- He's an aboriginal.
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Well, happy birthday.
- What?
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Happy birthday!
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Four Long Island Iced Teas, please.
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Four Long Island Iced Teas, please.
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00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:09,776
Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Max and Jules, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday.
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Put it in my ass!
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Any awesome movies released,
recently?
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Yes, some have been released
a while ago.
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Django is awesome.
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00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:28,774
Casa de mi Padre,
abstract shit with Will Ferrell.
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00:12:29,263 --> 00:12:32,778
And Ted from Seth MacFarlane.
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It's awesome too.
- Ted.
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Cool. We'll download them at home.
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Sure. Fucking loser. Who the fuck
still rents movies at the video store?
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See ya.
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Anyway, I asked Suzanne...
I'm like: want something to eat too?
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She said: No, I'm not hungry.
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So I get a Serrano ham sandwich.
I was starving.
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She's like: Can I take a bite?
I said: Sure, no problem.
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Then that bitch
eats half of my sandwich.
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Otherwise I would have ordered
two sandwiches!
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So when I said something about it,
she's like...
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Check this out.
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What the fuck?
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It's that Forrest Gump.
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I told you about him before.
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And usually he also...
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There he goes.
- Oh, shit.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Did you happen to see a guy
who's not all there?
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Shit.
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Coming?
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Sorry. Sometimes he loses control.
Right, Jordy?
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Shall we take these two?
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These two, please.
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40 days in her hole...
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Good choice.
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You can take all of them.
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No one ever rents them anyway.
- Really? That's so sweet. Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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Hold on.
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Phone number?
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Sorry. Jordy doesn't just
give his number to anyone.
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And he's not attracted to guys, so...
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Oh shit. Yes, I can tell.
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What did we agree on?
- Sorry. Sure.
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I need your number for the movies.
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Or your customer card number,
but...
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Your number would be easier.
- Right. Hand me your phone.
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What's your name, by the way?
- Anna.
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I'm Max.
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I got her number, bitch.
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Sorry. I'll be done in a minute.
- That's OK.
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Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK?
- Sure.
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Max.
- What are you doing here?
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What the fuck are you doing?
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106...
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I was checking out the carpet.
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It's quite worn out, guys.
We should put some money together.
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But you two?
- Yeah, sorry.
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Anna. Max, my brother.
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We know each other.
- What?
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Did you two ever?
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Yes.
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Kidding, sweetie.
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I got her number yesterday.
- What the fuck?
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For a couple of DVDs she got, but still...
- Too late, bitch.
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Where did you meet her?
- Right here.
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That bitch was looking for rice cakes,
or something.
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That chick is fucking horny, man.
Really fucking horny.
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Unbelievable. Every time.
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Every time?
- A couple of times.
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I know what you're thinking, butdon't worry. Everything's under control.
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I'm actually done with her.
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Niggah what!
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Yo, motherfucking niggah
whaddup?
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Hey, Max.
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Hey.
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Dude, what are you doing?
I thought you were done with her.
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True, but I want to fuck her
one more time. Just once.
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Get a Golden Retriever and a mini van
while you're at it.
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What are you talking about?
Come on.
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It's not a relationship.
Farewell sex. That's it.
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Bam.
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What are you doing?
I barely know you.
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Seriously.
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Are we doing something tonight
or are you and her?
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Well, I... Oh shit, man.
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I have to...
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Be right back.
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Where's he going?
- Something at the supermarket. Dunno.
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Sorry.
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A chunk came up.
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That's easy. First Blood.
- What? Seriously?
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Rambo Part I,
is my favorite movie too.
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What? No way.
- Best film ever.
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So fucking bad.
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He just wanted something to eat.
- They drew first blood, not me.
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Are you telling me
that 200 of our men against your boy...
237
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...is a no-win situation for us?
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You send that many,
don't forget one thing.
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A good supply of body bags.
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Look, I'm not really anti-relationships
or something, but...
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...I'd never really want one myself.
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It always ends in trouble.
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I hate that claiming stuff.
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You know. They always want to hold you
and touch you and shit.
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Just give me space.
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Most chicks are either annoying...
247
00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,974
...or not that hot.
248
00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,496
It's true.
249
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,343
Sorry.
250
00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:50,537
What's keeping Jules?
He's been gone for a long time.
251
00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:53,415
No idea.
252
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:58,456
I'm going up. Lie in his bed.
- Yeah, me too.
253
00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:02,016
Not in his bed, of course,
but...
254
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:04,657
...in my own bed where I also...
255
00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:07,935
So...
256
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,018
Good ni...
257
00:21:18,023 --> 00:21:19,252
Sorry.
258
00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:51,782
Anna, what is this?
259
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,773
Porn, Mieke.
260
00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:57,975
It's the only thing that calms him down.
- Don't treat me like a fool.
261
00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,139
You know the rules.
- So what should I do?
262
00:22:00,343 --> 00:22:03,813
He loses it all the time.
- So give them sex movies and ideas?
263
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,742
What if they get babies?
- When did you take those from him?
264
00:22:06,943 --> 00:22:09,412
Two days ago,
but this is hardly the time...
265
00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:12,137
No, no, no!
266
00:22:20,024 --> 00:22:21,376
No, no!
267
00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:25,019
Go to sleep.
268
00:22:25,223 --> 00:22:27,134
Can someone give me a hand?
269
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,542
Jordy, don't!
270
00:22:29,743 --> 00:22:30,971
No!
271
00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:33,612
Fuck!
272
00:22:34,303 --> 00:22:38,377
Bart, you're not attending staff.
Let go of Jordy!
273
00:23:05,223 --> 00:23:06,781
Hi.
- Hi.
274
00:23:07,623 --> 00:23:09,341
Everything OK?
- Not really.
275
00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:10,658
How come?
276
00:23:10,863 --> 00:23:13,661
Jordy can't watch porn.
They'd rather put him in isolation.
277
00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,302
Fucked up.
- Yeah.
278
00:23:15,503 --> 00:23:18,779
He's so sweet,
but he transforms completely.
279
00:23:20,823 --> 00:23:23,337
Empty the register, motherfucker.
- What the fuck are you doing?
280
00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:25,022
Empty the register!
281
00:23:28,663 --> 00:23:32,292
What? Is this it? Is this it?
- Calm down, man.
282
00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:45,818
Jesus, what the fuck were you doing?
- Saving your life.
283
00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,059
Oh, right. Thank you.
284
00:23:58,863 --> 00:24:00,376
Rambo shit.
285
00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:04,022
It was small, like a Nazi gun.
286
00:24:04,223 --> 00:24:05,292
A Luger.
287
00:24:07,423 --> 00:24:10,176
What happened?
- Your store was robbed, man.
288
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:13,341
By a junkie.
- Goddammit.
289
00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:16,581
For how much?
- There was hardly anything in the register.
290
00:24:16,783 --> 00:24:18,739
How much?
- I don't know.
291
00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:22,140
Three hundred or something.
- Goddammit.
292
00:24:22,343 --> 00:24:24,903
I think those Chinese have the money.
- Pardon?
293
00:24:25,103 --> 00:24:27,492
Over there.
I don't know what goes on in there.
294
00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:31,457
Shady, depressed characters enter
and walk out happy.
295
00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:34,412
We've been watching them for a while,
but no proof yet.
296
00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:37,501
But a lot of money
flows into that place.
297
00:24:47,983 --> 00:24:51,658
I wonder how Anna's doing.
- Doing well, I heard.
298
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:55,492
Her arm's almost healed.
- How do you know?
299
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,454
Jules told me. Just talked to him.
300
00:25:03,663 --> 00:25:06,496
He's hanging out with her.
That's why he couldn't make it.
301
00:25:06,703 --> 00:25:11,458
He told me he wasn't doing anything,
because he has to get up early. Fuck.
302
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,858
He's having a relationship
with that Anna.
303
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,734
I smoked up with her all of last night
on the balcony.
304
00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:23,854
She really is a relaxed chick.
305
00:25:24,063 --> 00:25:27,533
And fucking hot.
- Sounds like you like her.
306
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:31,622
No man, but Jules should just stick
to the pact.
307
00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:34,137
Ah, fuck it.
308
00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:37,141
I'm whining. It's Jules.
Jules.
309
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,972
That shit will pass.
310
00:25:41,183 --> 00:25:43,743
Yeah bitch, it'll pass.
311
00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:53,851
I recognize the wrapping paper.
So I think I know...
312
00:25:54,063 --> 00:25:56,702
Look at that. Looks exactly like Misty.
313
00:25:58,703 --> 00:26:02,298
Whaddup, bitches.
- Hos.
314
00:26:02,944 --> 00:26:04,012
Thirty.
315
00:26:04,343 --> 00:26:07,460
Menopause.
- Westside.
316
00:26:10,503 --> 00:26:13,176
Happy birthday.
- Yeah, happy birthday, dude.
317
00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:16,651
Good outfit, man. Faggot.
318
00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:22,939
Why are Dumb and Dumber here?
319
00:26:23,863 --> 00:26:26,582
I thought you'd like it as well,
since you know them.
320
00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:27,977
Higher.
321
00:26:28,984 --> 00:26:31,338
I'm warning you:
If those two ruin my evening...
322
00:26:31,543 --> 00:26:34,853
...you sleep on the couch for two weeks.
- What?
323
00:26:36,423 --> 00:26:39,859
Make some Long Island Iced Teas,
faggot. And have one yourself.
324
00:26:40,063 --> 00:26:42,338
No, we all know what happens
when René drinks.
325
00:26:42,543 --> 00:26:44,056
Right, sweetie pie?
326
00:26:44,264 --> 00:26:47,972
Did you know that his chick
broke up with him today?
327
00:26:48,183 --> 00:26:51,141
Really?
- And on our birthday, of all things.
328
00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:53,217
Your birthday?
329
00:26:54,223 --> 00:26:55,941
hold me tight
330
00:26:56,143 --> 00:26:59,852
gently put my head
on your shoulder
331
00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:03,660
Need to take a leak.
- Sit down, OK?
332
00:27:06,743 --> 00:27:08,973
My mother was suddenly
in front of me.
333
00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:13,062
She stared at me for a long time.
Very weird.
334
00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:15,021
And then I woke up.
335
00:27:15,743 --> 00:27:17,096
Hey, man.
336
00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:21,696
Oh, who's back?
- Yeah, bitch.
337
00:27:21,903 --> 00:27:23,575
Bye.
338
00:27:24,983 --> 00:27:29,374
How about tomorrow we?
- No way.
339
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,336
Where's my coat?
340
00:27:32,543 --> 00:27:34,852
Ladies, thanks for your stupid party.
341
00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:41,220
Why are you so quiet?
- I'm not really a morning person.
342
00:27:41,423 --> 00:27:45,098
Are you a Leo? I'm a Libra.
We're a perfect match.
343
00:27:47,503 --> 00:27:48,492
Whaddup?
344
00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:51,298
Everything all right?
- We had a great time.
345
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,575
Sadly, Charlotte has to leave.
- My name is Eefje.
346
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:56,862
That's what I said.
347
00:27:57,064 --> 00:27:59,453
Anyway, I have to leave.
I have to pick up Noah.
348
00:27:59,663 --> 00:28:02,939
Who?
- Noah, my son. I told you, silly.
349
00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:06,215
Ah, look at him.
350
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:09,495
Well, he's not going to be a model,
is he?
351
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:13,542
OK, go and pick up Noah.
352
00:28:13,743 --> 00:28:15,222
Bye. I had fun.
353
00:28:15,783 --> 00:28:17,011
Bye, Charlotte.
354
00:28:19,983 --> 00:28:22,178
Where's the towel?
355
00:28:23,423 --> 00:28:25,573
See that pile of towels?
356
00:28:25,783 --> 00:28:29,492
There's one in the middle.
- Got it.
357
00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:31,860
Dude, I thought you were back.
358
00:28:32,063 --> 00:28:33,496
Hey, Max.
359
00:28:33,703 --> 00:28:35,614
Nice evening last night, right?
360
00:28:39,263 --> 00:28:42,380
Put it in at the bottom.
- That's what your mom said last night.
361
00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:43,812
My mother is dead.
362
00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:57,302
Thanks.
363
00:28:57,943 --> 00:28:59,262
Sorry.
364
00:29:04,063 --> 00:29:07,055
You have to eat Jenna Jameson pussy
after she's been raped...
365
00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:10,619
...and left for dead in broken glass
by three seropositive Zimbabwaneans.
366
00:29:10,824 --> 00:29:15,658
Or you have to French-kiss
Ron Brandsteder for 20 minutes...
367
00:29:15,863 --> 00:29:18,855
...after he's performed oral sex on a turd.
And you have to choose.
368
00:29:19,063 --> 00:29:21,179
What would you do?
- Dude, I don't know.
369
00:29:21,383 --> 00:29:25,012
I'm seriously considering
kissing Ron Brandsteder.
370
00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:27,293
But... a problem.
371
00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,816
I was just talking to Anna...
- Such fun.
372
00:29:31,023 --> 00:29:33,776
Discussing names for your future kids?
373
00:29:37,023 --> 00:29:39,935
No, gay.
She mentioned a Jordy.
374
00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:42,896
Some sort of retard.
- Rainman. Autistic.
375
00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:44,457
Yeah, whatever.
376
00:29:44,663 --> 00:29:48,020
He just beat the fucking crap
out of someone.
377
00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:51,181
Real Badr Hari shit.
- So?
378
00:29:51,383 --> 00:29:54,261
Apparently she needs porn for that.
- And?
379
00:29:54,464 --> 00:29:57,899
Can you bring her some.
- You do it.
380
00:29:58,103 --> 00:30:02,973
I promised I'd drop by,
but I really can't leave now.
381
00:30:03,184 --> 00:30:06,061
Dude, cut the crap.
You were going to dump her.
382
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:10,542
Why does she keep coming back?
And why do I have to play the whiner?
383
00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:12,461
Relationship, bitch.
384
00:30:22,983 --> 00:30:27,659
Those cupcakes?
Did you check the stockroom?
385
00:30:36,783 --> 00:30:37,977
Package for Anna.
386
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:42,098
Leave it with me.
- I have to give it to her personally.
387
00:30:42,303 --> 00:30:43,861
Is that right?
388
00:30:44,063 --> 00:30:45,735
Show me your visitor's badge.
389
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:49,340
Visitor's badge?
- Yes, visitor's badge.
390
00:30:49,623 --> 00:30:52,615
A visitor's badge.
- A visitor's badge, yes.
391
00:30:52,823 --> 00:30:54,814
Without one you can't go in.
392
00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:58,652
Well, then can I please
get a visitor's badge.
393
00:30:58,863 --> 00:31:00,182
Certainly.
394
00:31:01,143 --> 00:31:02,861
You have to request one in writing.
395
00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:06,420
Fuck, dude, I just have to
give this package to Anna.
396
00:31:06,623 --> 00:31:09,057
What are you going to do about it?
- What about you?
397
00:31:09,263 --> 00:31:12,061
Shine a light in my eyes?
You don't even have a gun.
398
00:31:13,223 --> 00:31:14,452
I thought Jules...
399
00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:17,700
Bart, Max is helping me with something.
- That's fine.
400
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:23,853
I really have to go soon, you know.
401
00:31:24,063 --> 00:31:27,294
Jordy grabbed Jeffrey's hair
and dragged him through the room.
402
00:31:27,503 --> 00:31:30,336
When we tried to calm him down
he bit off a piece of Jeffrey's ear.
403
00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:32,181
And swallowed it.
404
00:31:32,383 --> 00:31:34,977
Eventually, they put him in the time-out.
405
00:31:43,264 --> 00:31:44,582
Intense.
406
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:50,415
No!
407
00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,416
Look.
408
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:00,778
Nice, huh?
409
00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:09,175
Why's he wearing a bear suit?
- We're working on a play.
410
00:32:09,383 --> 00:32:11,295
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
411
00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:13,095
It's a big deal around here.
412
00:32:13,303 --> 00:32:16,295
Each year we enter the national
contest for the mentally disabled.
413
00:32:16,503 --> 00:32:18,016
Plays and stuff.
414
00:32:18,223 --> 00:32:20,657
They think it's awesome.
So do I.
415
00:32:20,863 --> 00:32:23,696
We've been rehearsing all year.
- OK.
416
00:32:23,903 --> 00:32:25,383
Anna...
417
00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:28,336
Make sure Rico is on time
for occupational therapy.
418
00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:30,659
I'm taking him there in a minute.
419
00:32:32,143 --> 00:32:34,293
What was that?
- It's Jordy.
420
00:32:35,543 --> 00:32:37,340
He's singing.
421
00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:39,101
Metallica.
422
00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:44,574
OK, don't forget Rico.
- I'll take care of it.
423
00:32:46,303 --> 00:32:48,419
I have to come up with something
to replace that porn.
424
00:33:12,103 --> 00:33:13,422
Are you OK?
425
00:33:18,903 --> 00:33:19,892
Max?
426
00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:31,818
Whaddup bitch? Niggah.
427
00:33:32,263 --> 00:33:34,140
I can't do this anymore.
428
00:33:34,343 --> 00:33:36,334
What?
- What?
429
00:33:36,663 --> 00:33:40,292
What did you say?
- Every time I see her, it goes wrong.
430
00:33:40,503 --> 00:33:42,255
I shouldn't see her anymore.
431
00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:46,173
Just ignore her.
- Ignore? Good idea.
432
00:33:46,384 --> 00:33:47,975
My parents did that with me.
433
00:33:48,704 --> 00:33:52,139
Do you happen to have
Ass Eaters Unanimous 19?
434
00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:56,655
With Sasha Grey.Where she stink-fingers that guy's ass.
435
00:33:57,063 --> 00:33:58,257
He likes it a lot.
436
00:34:11,503 --> 00:34:13,972
Whaddup bitch?
- Hi.
437
00:34:23,343 --> 00:34:26,460
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
438
00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:39,101
Goddammit.
439
00:34:39,303 --> 00:34:41,419
There's a bunch of movies missing,
dammit.
440
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:43,857
One moment, please.
441
00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:45,252
Which movies?
- Here.
442
00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:47,613
Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II,Stink...
443
00:34:47,823 --> 00:34:50,656
That whole bunch.
Haven't you seen them?
444
00:34:50,863 --> 00:34:52,979
No.
- Jesus Christ, someone reserved them.
445
00:34:53,183 --> 00:34:56,175
He's picking them up soon, goddammit.
- Who the fuck reserves porn?
446
00:34:56,383 --> 00:35:00,012
I don't give a shit. Just find them.
Money is money. Goddammit.
447
00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:02,577
One moment.
448
00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:07,019
Fucking hell.
449
00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:21,332
Anna speaking.
- Good afternoon, this is Videocorner.
450
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:25,258
I see that you still have
a number of our videos.
451
00:35:25,663 --> 00:35:27,176
What?
- It concerns...
452
00:35:27,383 --> 00:35:32,218
Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II,Stinky Fingers, HI V Spreaders...
453
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:36,462
...Ass to Ass, Rimming Racists,Dogs on Negro Hos Illl...
454
00:35:36,663 --> 00:35:39,814
...Poop Shooters Vll,This Whore Sees a Doctor...
455
00:35:40,023 --> 00:35:44,141
...Drunk Anal Squirters II,Raw Dawgz, Scissoring Grannies...
456
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,415
...There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass,Schindler's Fist...
457
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:51,616
...and Two In the Pinkand a Group of Boyscouts in the Stink.
458
00:35:51,824 --> 00:35:54,383
Jeffrey? Yuck, that's dirty.
Give them to me.
459
00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:55,652
Licorice.
- It's not.
460
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:59,333
Licorice.
- Look at me. It's not licorice. Come on.
461
00:35:59,543 --> 00:36:00,658
Very good.
462
00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:03,900
Can you return them as soon as possible?
They have been reserved.
463
00:36:04,103 --> 00:36:06,742
Max?
- Today, please, if that's possible.
464
00:36:07,343 --> 00:36:09,460
We're having an outside day
and we're going...
465
00:36:09,663 --> 00:36:12,416
Fine, thank you.
See you soon.
466
00:36:22,463 --> 00:36:25,421
The movies!
- Just leave them there, OK?
467
00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:28,619
Max?
- Thank you.
468
00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,736
I can see your knee.
469
00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:36,382
Bye, bye.
470
00:36:45,623 --> 00:36:46,693
Whaddup?
471
00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:51,340
Hey, man. Let's hang out tonight.
- I can't.
472
00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:54,103
I'm training a new team.
473
00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:58,979
I miss you, dude.
- You miss me? Wow. OK.
474
00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:02,539
Did anyone help you unpack
those boxes?
475
00:37:02,743 --> 00:37:05,304
What? When?
- Let's see...
476
00:37:05,503 --> 00:37:08,860
After you moved to the country
of Gaylordia.
477
00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:11,020
Faggot.
- Your mother is a faggot.
478
00:37:11,223 --> 00:37:12,258
Sure. OK.
479
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:17,216
Bitch niggah!
480
00:37:20,023 --> 00:37:21,251
Want to have some fun?
481
00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:29,181
Seriously? I said 'fun'.
- Yes.
482
00:37:29,383 --> 00:37:30,975
This is fun to you?
483
00:37:31,183 --> 00:37:32,696
A fair.
484
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,416
How old are you?
485
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,822
Yes! Max!
486
00:37:39,063 --> 00:37:40,382
Fuck!
487
00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:42,102
Thanks, retard.
488
00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:43,978
Max!
489
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,572
Again with that sweater?
You were going to throw it out.
490
00:37:47,783 --> 00:37:50,502
I think about you all day long.
- What?
491
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:54,013
We're going on the bumper cars. See ya.
- Be careful.
492
00:37:56,743 --> 00:37:58,654
I want to drive. Move.
493
00:38:00,743 --> 00:38:03,701
Where's the gas pedal?
Ouch!
494
00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:05,257
Jerk!
495
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,618
Don't sit there laughing.
Do something.
496
00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:16,376
It's so great that you don't get involved.
497
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:19,177
Just walk away
and show who's the most mature.
498
00:38:19,383 --> 00:38:21,500
That's great. You're great.
499
00:38:21,703 --> 00:38:24,775
Go away.
- No, come here. Kisses.
500
00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:29,662
Kisses.
501
00:38:29,863 --> 00:38:31,182
Help.
502
00:38:33,143 --> 00:38:34,462
Hey, sweetie.
503
00:38:36,623 --> 00:38:37,817
Hi, honey.
504
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,174
We're back together.
This is Eefje, a coworker.
505
00:38:41,383 --> 00:38:42,702
Prick!
506
00:38:44,343 --> 00:38:46,538
Whoa. You fucking saved me.
507
00:38:47,143 --> 00:38:49,213
You're talking to me again.
- What?
508
00:38:49,423 --> 00:38:52,461
You're talking to me again.
- Yeah, well...
509
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,814
I wasn't feeling well. A bit sick, so...
510
00:38:57,343 --> 00:39:01,541
I didn't want you to get sick too.
- Yeah, right. Thanks so much.
511
00:39:07,503 --> 00:39:08,697
Candy cane?
512
00:40:15,703 --> 00:40:17,694
Come on.
- No.
513
00:40:19,103 --> 00:40:22,459
Wimp.
- I don't do that kind of shit.
514
00:40:22,663 --> 00:40:23,982
Why not?
515
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,941
When I was 12
I entered a talent show at school.
516
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:43,062
He's got a boner.
517
00:40:50,623 --> 00:40:54,855
That's why I'll never ever
go in front of an audience again.
518
00:41:08,863 --> 00:41:10,774
Get AIDS!
519
00:41:31,703 --> 00:41:33,421
Robin Hood!
520
00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:36,932
Shit.
521
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,735
Jordy, let go.
522
00:41:54,943 --> 00:41:57,696
It was awesome last night.
- Yeah.
523
00:41:57,904 --> 00:42:00,098
It was a lot of fun.
524
00:42:01,903 --> 00:42:03,622
I really like you.
525
00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:06,654
That kiss wasn't a good idea, was it?
526
00:42:10,703 --> 00:42:12,261
It was just the moment.
527
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,102
Of course, the moment.
- And...
528
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,853
The situation.
- The situation.
529
00:42:18,783 --> 00:42:22,617
It's getting more serious with your brother.
- Yeah, same here.
530
00:42:24,623 --> 00:42:28,298
It was a mistake.
- I think so too. A mistake.
531
00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:32,701
I mean, we're not really
a perfect match.
532
00:42:32,903 --> 00:42:35,781
And I didn't find your kissing
all that great.
533
00:42:36,023 --> 00:42:37,979
I expected something better.
534
00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:41,300
And it didn't smell all that fresh.
535
00:42:41,503 --> 00:42:42,618
Foul.
536
00:42:42,823 --> 00:42:46,338
Nothing personal or anything,
but I agree.
537
00:42:47,383 --> 00:42:49,135
Clear.
- Yes.
538
00:42:49,343 --> 00:42:51,460
Well, then...
539
00:42:51,663 --> 00:42:53,654
...I'll see you soon, probably.
540
00:42:55,103 --> 00:42:58,698
Thanks for everything, OK?
- Yes, OK.
541
00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:07,852
Kissed?
542
00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:10,180
The whore.
- Shut up.
543
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:11,897
She's a ho.
544
00:43:13,423 --> 00:43:15,062
I went too far.
545
00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:21,853
Niggah!
546
00:43:22,063 --> 00:43:26,932
Hey, man. We need to talk. I have to...
- Sure, tonight. I'll get some shrooms.
547
00:43:27,143 --> 00:43:29,213
What?
- Shrooms, bitch.
548
00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:54,262
I have to tell you something.
- I'm just going to do it.
549
00:43:54,463 --> 00:43:58,297
What?
- Living together with Anna.
550
00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:03,615
It's become a relationship, anyway.
551
00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:06,462
So we might as well live together.
552
00:44:06,663 --> 00:44:10,372
She makes classic quesadillas.
Shrimp.
553
00:44:11,343 --> 00:44:12,935
I'm going to eat that all the time.
554
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:17,732
And...
555
00:44:17,943 --> 00:44:19,092
...living together.
556
00:44:22,423 --> 00:44:25,780
The baby elephant is cast outby its family.
557
00:44:26,503 --> 00:44:30,052
The calf doesn't know what to dowhen the herd moves on.
558
00:44:31,343 --> 00:44:34,301
A cry of despair,but his call isn't answered.
559
00:44:35,463 --> 00:44:39,251
Hey, be careful, goddammit,
that's a classic.
560
00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:47,092
Sorry, I'm taking this one too.
- You're such a faggot.
561
00:44:47,303 --> 00:44:49,612
I paid for it, you know.
562
00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,097
You can have the car.
563
00:44:51,303 --> 00:44:53,771
I'm not talking about
that stupid TV or car.
564
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:58,579
I'm talking about our pact, godda...
- Oh, right. That stupid pact.
565
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:03,095
We couldn't stick to it forever.
It had to happen some day. Look...
566
00:45:03,623 --> 00:45:07,776
I didn't expect this either,
but it just feels right. I think.
567
00:45:08,663 --> 00:45:11,541
And maybe it's time...
568
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,620
...you grow up too.
569
00:45:17,503 --> 00:45:19,380
Let's do this one together, honey.
570
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:45,379
Fuck.
571
00:45:56,743 --> 00:45:59,496
This is one of the Chinese.
- You're kidding.
572
00:46:00,703 --> 00:46:02,057
Great deduction.
573
00:46:04,063 --> 00:46:05,735
What happened?
- What?
574
00:46:05,943 --> 00:46:07,422
What happened?
575
00:46:07,623 --> 00:46:10,421
We're very busy investigating that.
576
00:46:10,623 --> 00:46:14,138
So if you can step behind the tape
like everyone else...
577
00:46:14,343 --> 00:46:16,903
Yes but, I work here.
578
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,899
Oh, you work here.
579
00:46:21,103 --> 00:46:22,855
Allow me to congratulate you.
580
00:46:24,223 --> 00:46:26,976
You're unemployed.
- What?
581
00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:29,617
Your boss committed armed robbery here
last night.
582
00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,734
What?
- Poor Chinese family.
583
00:46:31,943 --> 00:46:33,296
Didn't know what was coming.
584
00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:36,142
Did you know they gave
free meals to addicts?
585
00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:38,254
At least they fought back.
586
00:46:44,103 --> 00:46:45,172
Hey...
587
00:46:46,063 --> 00:46:47,257
...just leave it.
588
00:46:49,503 --> 00:46:51,095
He was bankrupt.
589
00:46:51,303 --> 00:46:54,375
Not surprisingly. Who still rents
movies at a video store?
590
00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:58,815
I download them. Why pay for
something you can get for free online?
591
00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:00,138
Right?
592
00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:25,103
Could you give these to Jordy, please?
593
00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:26,372
No.
594
00:47:49,544 --> 00:47:51,135
Really?
595
00:47:51,343 --> 00:47:52,662
You too?
596
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,412
She wouldn't mind
getting together with me.
597
00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:58,975
But she knows I'm married.
598
00:48:00,183 --> 00:48:02,572
And she's not the type
to stir up trouble...
599
00:48:02,783 --> 00:48:04,694
...in a so-so marriage.
600
00:48:09,703 --> 00:48:11,102
That's been a while.
601
00:48:18,503 --> 00:48:19,538
It's good.
602
00:48:21,103 --> 00:48:24,857
I don't mind at all
that security isn't allowed guns.
603
00:48:26,983 --> 00:48:28,496
I mean...
604
00:48:28,703 --> 00:48:31,775
...it isn't as if I don't want
to fire a gun some day.
605
00:48:32,783 --> 00:48:34,057
A Glock.
606
00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:39,334
Super reliable.
A Magnum.44 Colt Anaconda.
607
00:48:52,264 --> 00:48:53,582
It's for Jordy.
608
00:48:54,743 --> 00:48:56,495
No one has to know.
609
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,339
Jules, register 1.
610
00:49:01,543 --> 00:49:03,454
Jules, register 1, please.
611
00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:06,856
Well...
612
00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:09,662
What do you think?
613
00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:11,501
Hello? Jules?
614
00:49:12,024 --> 00:49:13,012
Jules, register 1.
615
00:49:13,223 --> 00:49:14,542
Hey, man.
616
00:49:17,823 --> 00:49:19,461
I'm in love with Anna, man.
617
00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:25,612
Yeah, right.
618
00:49:25,823 --> 00:49:31,022
And this is my new fag buddy.
He's got a pretty pink pooper.
619
00:49:31,223 --> 00:49:32,622
Seriously.
620
00:49:32,823 --> 00:49:35,212
Sorry, sir, are these shrimp chips
on sale?
621
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:39,332
I can't help it. I know it's fucked up,
but I think she's...
622
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:42,057
...awesome and hot.
623
00:49:42,263 --> 00:49:46,142
We hung out a few times
and I liked here more and more.
624
00:49:46,343 --> 00:49:48,573
I tried to stop it, but...
625
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:51,097
We kissed.
626
00:49:52,664 --> 00:49:55,894
Dude, what the fuck?
- Motherfucker!
627
00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:59,016
First you're whining like a bitch
when I move in with her.
628
00:49:59,223 --> 00:50:02,613
'Our pact, our pact!'
Our fucking pact.
629
00:50:02,823 --> 00:50:05,974
And then kissing with my chick.
You filthy...
630
00:50:09,583 --> 00:50:12,700
Fag!
You have no right to speak anyway.
631
00:50:30,424 --> 00:50:31,697
Stop, stop.
632
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:34,982
Stop.
633
00:50:44,703 --> 00:50:47,298
You can't do that shit.
I'm your brother, dude.
634
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,221
I'm your fucking brother.
- Fuck you.
635
00:50:49,423 --> 00:50:53,655
You're not even my real brother.
A fucking adoptee. You were bought.
636
00:50:55,943 --> 00:50:59,060
Fuck you, faggot!
- Fuck you.
637
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,862
Oh God, Imca Marina.
You're still here?
638
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:07,341
What did you think? That peanut
must know about shrimp chips?
639
00:51:17,063 --> 00:51:18,576
Oh, shit.
640
00:51:18,903 --> 00:51:20,131
So you told him?
641
00:51:21,463 --> 00:51:25,741
You've got the chicken's anus exactly...
642
00:51:29,343 --> 00:51:31,413
What's that stupid dog doing here?
- Well...
643
00:51:31,623 --> 00:51:33,898
Since Jules has moved...
644
00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:37,698
...and we still have to pay
my father the rent...
645
00:51:37,903 --> 00:51:40,053
...and I talked to Suus about it...
646
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,016
...we felt... she felt it was a good idea...
- Seriously?
647
00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:46,253
I don't want to bring it up all the time...
648
00:51:46,463 --> 00:51:49,102
...but you pee on it
and I have to sit on it. Get it?
649
00:51:49,303 --> 00:51:53,262
Max, can you make sure
you put the toilet seat up when you pee?
650
00:51:53,464 --> 00:51:55,454
Fuck this shit.
651
00:52:16,343 --> 00:52:19,222
Digital? Digital, my ass.
652
00:52:19,423 --> 00:52:21,460
There's nothing but static.
653
00:52:21,663 --> 00:52:25,258
Is that so? Just take care of it.
Mongoloid bitch.
654
00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,420
Hi, dad.
- What happened to you?
655
00:52:28,703 --> 00:52:32,616
Thank you for watching Lingo.An S.
656
00:52:32,823 --> 00:52:35,656
S, T, I, N, K.
657
00:52:35,864 --> 00:52:37,694
It's 'stoma', stupid dick.
658
00:52:37,903 --> 00:52:41,134
Stem.S, T, A...
659
00:52:41,343 --> 00:52:42,856
But...
660
00:52:43,903 --> 00:52:46,542
What happened?
Between you.
661
00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:49,936
Did your brother...
Right, of course.
662
00:52:50,143 --> 00:52:51,099
Fucking TV.
663
00:52:51,863 --> 00:52:53,774
God... goddammit.
664
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,496
Hi, sweetheart.
665
00:53:48,303 --> 00:53:50,214
Am I as good a kisser as my brother,
or not?
666
00:53:53,103 --> 00:53:54,536
Sorry, sweetie.
667
00:53:56,703 --> 00:53:58,853
I understand if you're angry.
668
00:53:59,063 --> 00:54:01,531
I'd go nuts if you'd do
something like that.
669
00:54:02,183 --> 00:54:03,901
If I'd do what?
670
00:54:04,943 --> 00:54:06,979
I wouldn't be able to handle it.
671
00:54:07,183 --> 00:54:09,458
No, no, fuck it.
672
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:13,212
I'm not super angry.
I'm not like:
673
00:54:13,423 --> 00:54:16,017
'Whoa, slut.
What the hell are you doing?'
674
00:54:16,223 --> 00:54:18,214
'You're causing me pain.'
675
00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:21,301
Hey, he's my brother. That's it.
- I know.
676
00:54:21,503 --> 00:54:23,733
I'm really very sorry.
- Forget it.
677
00:54:45,103 --> 00:54:49,654
The vole will stay foreverwith the female he lost his virginity to.
678
00:54:49,863 --> 00:54:52,058
Honeybun, what's your password?
679
00:54:54,103 --> 00:54:57,015
Password? Why?
- My computer is still in a box.
680
00:54:57,223 --> 00:55:02,013
I need to e-mail something.
- I could enter it myself.
681
00:55:02,223 --> 00:55:05,135
Why? Don't you trust me?
- Sure I do.
682
00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:07,652
But it's just...
683
00:55:09,023 --> 00:55:11,662
OK, it's: RENE...
684
00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:15,618
...6969.
685
00:55:16,463 --> 00:55:17,976
Thank you.
- OK.
686
00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:26,212
Who is this?
- Who?
687
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:27,742
Who is this?
- Huh?
688
00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,335
That's Sasha Grey.
689
00:55:32,543 --> 00:55:36,138
She's a porn star.
It's not her real name.
690
00:55:36,343 --> 00:55:39,062
She's actually called...
- Why do you watch porn?
691
00:55:40,383 --> 00:55:42,533
Why do I watch porn?
692
00:55:44,503 --> 00:55:48,338
Why the fuck are you interrogating me?
- Sorry, I...
693
00:55:48,543 --> 00:55:52,616
I just have to get used
to that living together.
694
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,778
You're right. I'm nagging.
695
00:55:56,983 --> 00:55:59,941
Let's stop talking about it.
- No, let's...
696
00:56:00,143 --> 00:56:02,577
Seriously?
- I'm going to ride Misty.
697
00:56:04,103 --> 00:56:06,333
Have fun riding Misty.
698
00:56:18,423 --> 00:56:19,617
Get lost.
699
00:56:24,983 --> 00:56:27,577
Do you still find me attractive?
- Of course.
700
00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:31,936
I just don't know.
701
00:56:32,463 --> 00:56:35,660
I used to be enough
and now you need that filthy broad...
702
00:56:36,263 --> 00:56:38,572
...and filthy porn.
703
00:56:38,943 --> 00:56:41,411
I can't do this anymore.
- What are you talking about?
704
00:56:42,623 --> 00:56:43,976
It's over.
705
00:56:44,543 --> 00:56:45,419
What?
706
00:56:46,223 --> 00:56:49,898
Come on out. How much longer
are you staying in there?
707
00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:53,459
Just put it down.
I'll get it in a minute.
708
00:57:02,063 --> 00:57:04,258
Well, happy birthday, OK?
709
00:57:05,023 --> 00:57:06,503
You and your brother.
710
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,175
I'm in love.
711
00:57:19,383 --> 00:57:20,372
So?
712
00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:26,132
It's Jules chick and I know what you
used to say about relationships.
713
00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:28,493
Yes, never have one.
714
00:57:28,703 --> 00:57:30,978
Nothing but trouble. See?
715
00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:40,380
Well, as Rick James used to say:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
716
00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:45,493
Especially in combination
with strippers and so on.
717
00:57:45,943 --> 00:57:48,616
Not as if they were super hot, though.
718
00:57:48,823 --> 00:57:51,895
The mood lights they usually
shine on them...
719
00:57:52,103 --> 00:57:54,378
...does those girls a lot of good.
720
00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:59,577
It gave me a fright when the work lights
went on at the end of the evening.
721
00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:03,575
Difficult skin, you know.
Pits all over the place.
722
00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:05,694
Yeah, so?
- Huh?
723
00:58:06,903 --> 00:58:10,020
Right. Well, despite everything...
724
00:58:10,223 --> 00:58:12,976
...your mother tried
to keep things together.
725
00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:16,017
For you and your brother.
It's because...
726
00:58:16,223 --> 00:58:20,978
...I literally never opened the door again
that you didn't see her anymore.
727
00:58:23,063 --> 00:58:24,496
Listen, Max...
728
00:58:25,023 --> 00:58:26,934
...I was just an asshole.
729
00:58:28,943 --> 00:58:32,253
Your mother was the nicest woman
in the world.
730
00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:36,298
It's just that it took a few years
before I realized that.
731
00:58:36,503 --> 00:58:39,940
Once she was in the hospital
and I wanted to tell her that...
732
00:58:40,143 --> 00:58:44,534
...she never wanted to see me again.
I was simply much too late.
733
00:58:54,423 --> 00:58:57,142
But that Anne or Anna?
734
00:58:57,904 --> 00:58:59,131
Anna.
735
00:59:01,864 --> 00:59:03,899
Is she the one?
736
00:59:05,183 --> 00:59:07,333
Then what are you still doing here
with your dad?
737
00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:10,057
You turned 30 today, goddammit.
738
00:59:10,263 --> 00:59:11,935
Better go and fight for her.
739
00:59:12,143 --> 00:59:15,055
You don't get a second chance that easily.
Look at me.
740
00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:19,256
Even better: talk to your brother first.
741
00:59:21,303 --> 00:59:25,057
No, even better: Shave off
that gnome beard first.
742
00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:35,012
Happy...
743
00:59:40,983 --> 00:59:43,781
Shit, honey. This is not... it's not...
744
00:59:48,023 --> 00:59:49,058
How are you?
745
00:59:53,783 --> 00:59:55,216
Can I go home now?
746
00:59:56,223 --> 00:59:57,781
Anna, wait!
747
00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,423
She was the last one.
The very last one.
748
01:00:01,623 --> 01:00:04,183
She wasn't the only one?
- Yes.
749
01:00:04,903 --> 01:00:06,018
No.
750
01:00:10,383 --> 01:00:12,738
What the fuck are you doing here?
Get lost, bitch
751
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,503
Anna just dumped me.
Happy now?
752
01:00:15,703 --> 01:00:19,252
If you hadn't kissed her,
everything would be fine.
753
01:00:19,463 --> 01:00:23,376
Dude, bro's before ho's.
- Bro's before ho's. Just shut up.
754
01:00:23,944 --> 01:00:26,252
Hey! I can see your dick.
755
01:00:33,623 --> 01:00:35,136
Happy birthday.
756
01:00:36,903 --> 01:00:38,177
Same to you, man.
757
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:41,180
It'll be fine. It will.
758
01:00:42,623 --> 01:00:46,377
Are you OK?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
759
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:48,016
And it's our birthday.
760
01:00:48,903 --> 01:00:50,860
I'm giving you a free show.
761
01:00:56,343 --> 01:00:59,096
I missed you, man.
- And I you.
762
01:00:59,783 --> 01:01:03,093
I fucked everything up.
With Anna, with you.
763
01:01:03,303 --> 01:01:07,740
Anna is fucking incredible,
but relationships aren't my thing.
764
01:01:11,223 --> 01:01:13,862
Maybe she deserves...
765
01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:19,296
Maybe she deserves someone...
766
01:01:19,823 --> 01:01:21,052
...like...
767
01:01:23,063 --> 01:01:24,052
What?
768
01:01:26,423 --> 01:01:27,743
Thanks.
769
01:01:30,023 --> 01:01:31,456
There you go.
770
01:01:31,663 --> 01:01:35,099
Happy birthday!
Big kiss, Mercedes.
771
01:01:41,543 --> 01:01:42,817
Happy birthday.
772
01:01:51,744 --> 01:01:54,735
Niggah what!
- How the fuck did you get here?
773
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:56,572
I do not know.
774
01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:59,536
I have no idea how I got here.
775
01:01:59,743 --> 01:02:02,940
I just came from...
- It's over with Suzanne, bitch.
776
01:02:03,503 --> 01:02:06,814
Fuck that, ho.
Fuck the ho.
777
01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,141
Really?
- Yeah, man.
778
01:02:09,343 --> 01:02:11,982
Where are you going?
Can I come?
779
01:02:12,223 --> 01:02:13,975
Enter, Jordy, Jeffrey.
780
01:02:15,223 --> 01:02:16,576
Jordy, Jeffrey?
781
01:02:17,263 --> 01:02:18,537
Where are Jordy and Jeffrey?
782
01:02:20,384 --> 01:02:21,498
And Paula?
783
01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:25,813
We'll have a five-minute break.
784
01:02:26,023 --> 01:02:28,060
Hey Anna, I have to tell you something.
785
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:30,732
Hold on.
786
01:02:38,023 --> 01:02:39,342
Jordy, stop.
787
01:02:40,743 --> 01:02:42,142
Guys, stop.
788
01:02:44,023 --> 01:02:45,615
Say what?
789
01:02:45,943 --> 01:02:48,218
Towerbridge. Classic.
790
01:02:48,423 --> 01:02:49,697
Hi, Anna.
791
01:02:51,823 --> 01:02:55,020
What is this?
- Sorry, I meant well.
792
01:02:55,223 --> 01:02:57,532
You did it too.
- 'You did it too'?
793
01:02:57,743 --> 01:02:59,860
My choice. My responsibility.
794
01:03:00,063 --> 01:03:01,018
What's going...
795
01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:04,252
Get your stuff.
- This isn't my fault.
796
01:03:04,463 --> 01:03:05,782
Never mind. You're fired.
797
01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:08,816
And the contest?
- You should have thought of that sooner.
798
01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:10,422
You can't do this to them.
- Sure I can.
799
01:03:10,623 --> 01:03:13,900
You have five minutes to get your stuff.
End of discussion.
800
01:03:15,423 --> 01:03:17,493
I just wanted to help.
801
01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:21,293
Fuck you and your fucked up family.
802
01:03:22,983 --> 01:03:25,497
You expect me to help you again?
803
01:03:25,703 --> 01:03:28,661
With those sexually frustrated
autistic freaks.
804
01:03:34,903 --> 01:03:36,382
Hey, Max.
805
01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:38,503
Sure.
806
01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:41,622
You told her.
You told her, niggah.
807
01:03:45,983 --> 01:03:46,620
You told her.
808
01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:55,101
Hey, bitches.
809
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,218
Wake up.
810
01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:14,413
Yo, Bart.
Think we can sneak them out for a day?
811
01:05:49,463 --> 01:05:50,657
Step on it.
812
01:05:58,743 --> 01:06:01,303
Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow,
but I...
813
01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:04,461
Yes, I know it's short notice, but...
814
01:06:06,623 --> 01:06:08,181
Fuck, fuck!
815
01:06:13,383 --> 01:06:15,055
Ma'am?
816
01:06:16,103 --> 01:06:19,413
Could I enter one more group
for tomorrow, please?
817
01:06:20,663 --> 01:06:21,892
Good.
818
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,138
Thank you.
819
01:07:01,743 --> 01:07:03,062
Sleep well, son.
820
01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:07,340
Hands on top of the blankets, OK?
- I know.
821
01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:14,502
Where were you guys?
- Going for ice cream.
822
01:07:14,703 --> 01:07:16,694
Ice cream?
- Ice cream.
823
01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,660
Ice cream?
- Ice cream, yes.
824
01:07:19,863 --> 01:07:22,423
You can't just disappear with them,
darn it.
825
01:07:22,623 --> 01:07:26,741
You are completely right,
for the entire 100 percent.
826
01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:32,618
We can't take them out again tomorrow.
827
01:07:34,104 --> 01:07:35,172
Shit.
828
01:07:37,623 --> 01:07:40,091
Know that movie
Escape from Alcatraz?
829
01:07:40,303 --> 01:07:43,215
Do I know it? It's my favorite movie.
With Whoopi Goldberg.
830
01:07:43,423 --> 01:07:46,017
No, with Clint Eastwood.
831
01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:47,895
Clint Eastwood!
832
01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:55,540
René, are you OK?
- Yeah.
833
01:07:55,743 --> 01:07:59,099
I jumped off the balcony.
- That's pretty high, dude.
834
01:07:59,303 --> 01:08:04,013
Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe.
- One storey, you know.
835
01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:10,295
In that movie these guys
escape from prison.
836
01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:13,336
The Alcatraz guys don't find out
until it's too late.
837
01:08:21,383 --> 01:08:22,862
Jordy, wake up.
838
01:08:26,223 --> 01:08:27,417
Jordy?
839
01:08:46,183 --> 01:08:48,856
Bart, is it going to work out?
- We'll be fine.
840
01:08:49,504 --> 01:08:52,176
Let's go, bitch.
- Yeah.
841
01:08:57,063 --> 01:09:00,613
Why the fuck are you driving,
you drunk faggot?
842
01:09:00,824 --> 01:09:04,213
I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot.
843
01:09:04,743 --> 01:09:07,576
Does one of you know
where they went?
844
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:10,335
Jeffrey was talking...
- Yes, hello?
845
01:09:10,543 --> 01:09:12,340
Good morning.
- Police?
846
01:09:29,743 --> 01:09:31,062
Great job with the parking.
847
01:09:34,343 --> 01:09:36,061
The Dandelion?
- Yes.
848
01:09:36,263 --> 01:09:37,378
Thank God.
849
01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:41,062
Hey, Duo Penotti.
850
01:09:41,864 --> 01:09:44,661
Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you again.
851
01:09:45,783 --> 01:09:50,459
Where do you know her from?
- She wrote that card with her pussy.
852
01:09:52,503 --> 01:09:54,573
What are you doing here?
- I help here every year.
853
01:09:54,783 --> 01:09:56,296
Snow White is my brother.
854
01:10:05,343 --> 01:10:08,176
What are we doing here?
- Just sit down. It's a surprise.
855
01:10:11,543 --> 01:10:13,693
Dudes, hurry. We only have...
856
01:10:14,503 --> 01:10:15,572
René?
857
01:10:18,623 --> 01:10:20,136
What the fuck?
858
01:10:20,343 --> 01:10:21,776
You can't do this shit.
859
01:10:24,264 --> 01:10:25,742
Autistic.
860
01:10:51,983 --> 01:10:53,780
Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen.
861
01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:58,135
It's time for the final performance
of this beautiful afternoon.
862
01:10:58,343 --> 01:11:01,176
Here are the boys and girls
from the Dandelion.
863
01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,816
Give them a big hand.
864
01:11:22,103 --> 01:11:25,698
Hey, drifter.
Get the hell out of our village.
865
01:11:25,903 --> 01:11:29,374
I'm looking for something to eat.
- Get lost.
866
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:31,813
We don't need your kind here.
867
01:12:10,023 --> 01:12:12,173
Oh, no. He's dead.
868
01:12:12,863 --> 01:12:13,978
Over there.
869
01:12:19,263 --> 01:12:19,979
Shit.
870
01:12:21,263 --> 01:12:22,457
What's going on?
871
01:12:22,663 --> 01:12:25,052
Hey, come on, man! Goddam...
872
01:12:26,623 --> 01:12:30,582
Hey, come on!
Goddammit, filthy pig.
873
01:12:30,783 --> 01:12:32,057
Sir, stay where you are.
874
01:12:40,983 --> 01:12:43,861
Hello son, you have to stop
killing police officers.
875
01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:47,260
They drew first blood,
not me.
876
01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:49,098
Sure.
877
01:12:53,303 --> 01:12:54,372
Put it down.
878
01:12:59,063 --> 01:13:01,577
Don't panic, people.
I'm security.
879
01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,412
And let him go.
880
01:13:17,343 --> 01:13:18,662
Whisky.
881
01:13:21,743 --> 01:13:22,732
Anna.
882
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,336
Max.
883
01:14:10,823 --> 01:14:12,142
Sure.
884
01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:17,258
Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
885
01:14:18,863 --> 01:14:21,536
It will probably sound gay, but...
886
01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:25,213
Dear Anna, first off
I want to say sorry.
887
01:14:25,823 --> 01:14:28,383
For the porn DVDs and everything.
888
01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:33,892
Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you.
889
01:14:36,623 --> 01:14:38,295
Anna, wait.
890
01:14:40,903 --> 01:14:46,023
I get that you're angry, but at me.
Don't be angry at him.
891
01:14:47,063 --> 01:14:52,012
I'm not made for that relationship shit
with only one chick forever.
892
01:14:52,303 --> 01:14:55,181
I'm not made for romantic dates.
893
01:14:55,383 --> 01:14:59,217
I'm not a buddy for life
you can share everything with.
894
01:14:59,423 --> 01:15:01,778
I don't consider you in bed.
895
01:15:02,144 --> 01:15:06,773
I'm not made for eternal faithfulness
and growing old together.
896
01:15:07,823 --> 01:15:10,860
I'm not that kind of dude.
But he...
897
01:15:12,224 --> 01:15:13,212
...he is.
898
01:15:20,383 --> 01:15:21,816
Anna, I mean...
899
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,938
...I want...
- What did you think?
900
01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:29,336
That you could use them
to get me here?
901
01:15:30,463 --> 01:15:32,852
Those sexually frustrated
autistic freaks?
902
01:15:40,463 --> 01:15:44,422
Walther P5, motherfuckers!
903
01:15:51,983 --> 01:15:53,894
Fuck the police.
Fuck the police.
904
01:15:54,103 --> 01:15:56,014
I was born in jail,
you don't know me.
905
01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,814
I love open relationships.
906
01:16:04,423 --> 01:16:05,492
Good.
907
01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:17,297
You're under arrest
for suspected kidnapping.
908
01:16:20,903 --> 01:16:22,018
Oh, sorry.
909
01:16:22,463 --> 01:16:23,897
Are you OK?
910
01:16:24,624 --> 01:16:26,454
Oh man, I shot your leg.
911
01:16:26,663 --> 01:16:27,858
Fuck!
912
01:16:29,463 --> 01:16:33,058
6 WEEKS LATER
913
01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:54,297
Yeah, niggahs.
We did our time.
914
01:16:54,503 --> 01:16:56,459
Thuglife.
915
01:16:58,143 --> 01:16:59,462
Now what?
916
01:17:01,543 --> 01:17:04,774
Shit, out of juice.
- Mine too.
917
01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:10,821
Sorry, may we use your phone?
918
01:17:15,303 --> 01:17:16,622
Max!
919
01:17:17,543 --> 01:17:18,896
Max!
920
01:17:22,423 --> 01:17:25,062
Hey, Jordy. Everything OK?
921
01:17:26,983 --> 01:17:28,974
Bro's before ho's.
922
01:17:31,183 --> 01:17:32,502
Sure.
923
01:17:51,863 --> 01:17:54,252
Those dudes did nothing
but talk about you.
924
01:17:59,783 --> 01:18:02,456
I thought you should hear this from me...
925
01:18:03,423 --> 01:18:06,893
While you were in prison
I fell in love.
926
01:18:08,143 --> 01:18:09,462
With Rick.
927
01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:14,136
Rick?
- Rick Brandsteder.
928
01:18:15,183 --> 01:18:19,017
The son of that turd licker?
929
01:18:23,063 --> 01:18:25,736
Of course not.
- Fucking bitch.
930
01:18:51,623 --> 01:18:55,060
Who do you think you're fucking with?
Say hello to the friend.
931
01:18:55,263 --> 01:18:58,812
Jordy, it's: Say hello to my little friend.
932
01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:03,539
Stay hello with the little friend,
Tony Montana!
933
01:19:05,623 --> 01:19:06,817
Perfect.
934
01:19:07,023 --> 01:19:08,138
Sure.
935
01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:12,979
Who'd have thought that would work.
All that movie violence.
936
01:19:23,183 --> 01:19:25,219
Shit, go. They'll be right here.
937
01:19:29,543 --> 01:19:32,341
Ladies, could you start the show?
938
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,893
Shit, man. Fucking 30.
The beginning of the end.
939
01:19:52,103 --> 01:19:55,140
I'll probably be a yes-nodding
stay-at-home dad in a few years.
940
01:19:55,343 --> 01:19:56,458
Cheers.
941
01:19:56,663 --> 01:20:00,861
I'll have two kids, a mini van
and a gay-looking Golden Retriever.
942
01:20:01,063 --> 01:20:04,578
But fuck it.
With Anna, I don't give a shit.
943
01:20:25,743 --> 01:20:27,540
hold me tight
944
01:20:27,743 --> 01:20:31,896
gently put my head
on your shoulder.
945
01:20:32,543 --> 01:20:34,216
hold me tight
946
01:20:34,423 --> 01:20:38,302
and softly caress my hair
947
01:20:38,943 --> 01:20:41,013
hold me tight
948
01:20:41,224 --> 01:20:47,140
sometimes it all gets a bit too much
949
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,095
then all I want
950
01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:53,819
is your gentle touch.
951
01:21:02,423 --> 01:21:05,540
René, do you want to marry me?
952
01:21:07,143 --> 01:21:08,371
Yes.
953
01:21:30,383 --> 01:21:31,897
Suppose you have to choose:
954
01:21:32,103 --> 01:21:34,936
Those mud flaps of Suzanne's
in your face, or...
955
01:21:35,143 --> 01:21:37,498
The horse.
- Me too.
956
01:21:40,944 --> 01:21:43,980
The path of the righteous man
is beset on all sides...
957
01:21:44,183 --> 01:21:46,378
...by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
958
01:22:03,183 --> 01:22:05,572
Jaws. Yay.
959
01:22:06,423 --> 01:22:07,334
Sure.
960
01:22:26,103 --> 01:22:28,139
Blessed is he who in the name
of charity and good will...
961
01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,776
...shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness.
962
01:22:29,983 --> 01:22:31,701
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children.
963
01:22:31,903 --> 01:22:33,302
And fight.
964
01:22:43,143 --> 01:22:46,102
Adrian!
- Rocky.
965
01:22:46,303 --> 01:22:49,420
Adrian!
- Rocky.
966
01:22:49,623 --> 01:22:52,342
Adrian!
- Rocky.
967
01:22:52,543 --> 01:22:57,014
They may take our lives,
but they'll never take our freedom!
968
01:23:10,263 --> 01:23:13,380
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger...
969
01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:15,700
...those who try to poison
and destroy my brothers.
970
01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:37,741
This one is for Gradje cunt!
971
01:23:42,543 --> 01:23:44,295
No one touches Maaskantje.
972
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:50,333
Fucking retard!
973
01:23:50,543 --> 01:23:52,022
This big an explosion.
974
01:23:52,223 --> 01:23:55,499
OK, put your mouth on the curb.
975
01:23:55,703 --> 01:23:57,341
Put your mouth on the curb.
976
01:23:59,623 --> 01:24:02,057
OK and now say good night.
977
01:24:08,343 --> 01:24:12,495
And you will know my name is the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
71346
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