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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,135 --> 00:00:03,210 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:31,937 --> 00:00:35,897 It's tulip season today, and I'm so happy. 3 00:00:40,648 --> 00:00:42,582 Come on, sweetie. 4 00:00:51,194 --> 00:00:55,028 Yes, come on now, sweetheart. 5 00:00:57,969 --> 00:01:02,235 Go for a little ride, then you can whiz all over the city. 6 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,200 Go for a ride. 7 00:01:05,245 --> 00:01:07,872 Come on, sweetie. 8 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:13,577 Freeze! Leg down, leg down. 9 00:01:14,489 --> 00:01:18,585 That's it. Come on now. 10 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:24,092 No, you monkey-eared son of a bitch! 11 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:28,098 You have pissed your last floor. 12 00:01:29,307 --> 00:01:32,208 Bet you wish you were a real dog. 13 00:01:33,411 --> 00:01:36,210 Oh, you dog-eared monkey. 14 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,578 This is New York.If you can make it here. 15 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:43,283 you can make it anywhere... 16 00:01:43,359 --> 00:01:45,452 you ugly, smelly... 17 00:01:53,037 --> 00:01:55,630 - Verdell! - Uh-oh. 18 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:01,808 Where's my good doggie? Verdell? 19 00:02:04,038 --> 00:02:05,971 Come here, sweetheart. 20 00:02:07,554 --> 00:02:09,488 - Mr. Udall? - Mm-hmm? 21 00:02:12,059 --> 00:02:13,184 Have you seen Verdell? 22 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,089 What does he look like? 23 00:02:19,068 --> 00:02:22,630 My dog. You know, my... 24 00:02:22,706 --> 00:02:24,969 My dog with the little, adorable face. 25 00:02:26,077 --> 00:02:28,773 Don't you know what my dog looks like? 26 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,544 Oh, I got it. You were talking about your dog. 27 00:02:32,584 --> 00:02:36,020 I thought it was the name of that colored man I see in the hall. 28 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:40,059 Which color was that? 29 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:43,497 Like thick molasses... 30 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,759 - with a broad nose... - Frank! 31 00:02:46,101 --> 00:02:48,661 perfect for smelling trouble and prison food. 32 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:52,903 - Simon, you've got to get dressed. - Frank Sachs, Melvin Udall. 33 00:02:52,974 --> 00:02:54,305 How are you doin'? 34 00:02:54,612 --> 00:02:57,308 Frank shows my work, Mr. Udall. 35 00:02:57,381 --> 00:02:59,576 - I think you know that. - People are gonna start coming. 36 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:04,019 What I know is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me... 37 00:03:04,089 --> 00:03:07,149 I don't give a rat crap what or where you shove your show. 38 00:03:07,126 --> 00:03:09,993 Are we done being neighbors for now? 39 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,132 - Let me talk to you... - No! Not worth it. 40 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:20,265 Definitely not worth it. Verdell must be in the apartment. 41 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,175 Okay. 42 00:03:24,511 --> 00:03:28,004 Hope you find him. Love that dog. 43 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:32,445 You don't love anything, Mr. Udall. 44 00:03:51,844 --> 00:03:54,972 One, two, three, four, five. 45 00:03:56,616 --> 00:03:59,141 One, two, three, four, five. 46 00:04:03,324 --> 00:04:05,418 Okay. 47 00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:26,644 Hot. Hot, hot, hot. 48 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:47,874 - Hi, Carl. - Frank, where is he? 49 00:04:47,949 --> 00:04:50,007 - Isn't he here? He lives here. - Take it easy. 50 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:52,918 - He had a little thing with the dog. - It's not such a hot-looking dog. 51 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,353 He's adorable. 52 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:57,221 Who buys more than me? He isn't the only one working. 53 00:04:58,796 --> 00:05:00,854 Good Lord. Where have you been? 54 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,866 Oh, look at my boy. 55 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:08,633 Look at him. 56 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,907 - I found him, Mr. Bishop. - I know you did. We know you did. 57 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,013 Where was my little baby? 58 00:05:18,086 --> 00:05:22,022 In the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit. 59 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:30,193 - Go ahead,John. You earned your fun. - Sorry. It just struck me. 60 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:32,895 - It's funny. - Oh, wait. 61 00:05:34,538 --> 00:05:36,835 How did he get down in the basement... 62 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:38,842 even if he got in the elevator? 63 00:05:39,312 --> 00:05:43,510 Maybe some nice neighbor shoved him down the garbage chute? 64 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:45,988 Somewhere in the dark... 65 00:05:45,988 --> 00:05:48,114 Somewhere in the dark... 66 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:51,955 she had confessed, and he had forgiven. 67 00:05:52,027 --> 00:05:54,929 "This is what you live for," he said. 68 00:05:54,999 --> 00:05:58,866 "Two heads on a pillow, where all is approval... 69 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:00,961 and there is only the safety... 70 00:06:01,038 --> 00:06:04,132 of being with each other." 71 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:07,609 How, she wondered, could she find such hope... 72 00:06:07,679 --> 00:06:09,705 in the most shameful part of her? 73 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:15,515 At last she was able to define love. 74 00:06:16,422 --> 00:06:18,050 Love was... 75 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:21,116 Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you, please. 76 00:06:21,196 --> 00:06:23,823 Let me do this by myself. 77 00:06:23,897 --> 00:06:27,061 - Love was... - Are you in there? 78 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,466 Son of a bitch! 79 00:06:29,405 --> 00:06:31,736 Pansy-ass stool pusher. 80 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:33,537 Yes? 81 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,574 Maybe this can wait. 82 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,674 I found Verdell. 83 00:06:45,991 --> 00:06:50,394 Well, that's a load off. 84 00:06:50,463 --> 00:06:54,593 Uh-huh. Did you do something to him? 85 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,501 Do you realize that I work at home? 86 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,599 I wasn't aware. 87 00:07:00,674 --> 00:07:05,874 Do you like to be interrupted when you're nancing around in your garden? 88 00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:10,978 No. I actually... 89 00:07:11,053 --> 00:07:13,988 will turn the ringer off on my phone and put cardboard... 90 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:16,923 Well, I work all the time... 91 00:07:16,994 --> 00:07:21,226 so never, never interrupt me, okay? 92 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:23,927 Not if there's a fire. 93 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:26,267 Not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home... 94 00:07:26,337 --> 00:07:28,863 and one week later there's a smell coming from there... 95 00:07:28,941 --> 00:07:31,774 that can only be a decaying human body... 96 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:33,778 and you have to hold a hanky to your face... 97 00:07:33,847 --> 00:07:37,078 because the stench is so thick you think you're gonna faint. 98 00:07:37,151 --> 00:07:40,416 Even then, don't come knocking. 99 00:07:40,488 --> 00:07:43,754 Or if it's election night... 100 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:46,522 and you're excited and you want to celebrate... 101 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:48,653 because some fudge packer you date... 102 00:07:48,731 --> 00:07:52,167 has been elected the first queer president of the United States... 103 00:07:52,236 --> 00:07:54,829 and he's going to have you... 104 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:57,566 down to Camp David... 105 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,770 and you want someone to share the moment with. 106 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:03,337 Even then... 107 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,178 don't knock... 108 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,446 not on this door... 109 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,785 not for any reason. 110 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:13,950 Do you get me, sweetheart? 111 00:08:16,264 --> 00:08:17,959 Yes. 112 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:22,128 It's not a subtle point that you're making. 113 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,305 Okay then. 114 00:08:38,056 --> 00:08:42,287 So the theory of confrontations says: "Think twice before messing with me." 115 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:50,068 All right. 116 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,840 Love was... 117 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,312 What was love? 118 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:02,583 Love was... 119 00:09:07,891 --> 00:09:11,851 Now I am pissed. Now I am really pissed! 120 00:09:13,497 --> 00:09:16,058 Don't touch! Don't touch! 121 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:19,262 Shut up! You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude. 122 00:09:19,337 --> 00:09:22,738 You don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, homeboy. 123 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:25,072 My grandmother had more attitude. 124 00:09:25,145 --> 00:09:28,706 Police! Donut-munching morons. 125 00:09:28,782 --> 00:09:31,980 Help me! 126 00:09:32,053 --> 00:09:33,850 Shut up! 127 00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:36,413 Assault and battery, and you're black! 128 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:41,020 I like Simon enough to batter you unrecognizable... 129 00:09:41,096 --> 00:09:44,554 if you verbally abuse him or touch that dog again. 130 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:51,138 Meantime... 131 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,666 I'm gonna think of some way that you can make it up to him. 132 00:09:54,745 --> 00:09:56,475 I hate doing this! 133 00:09:56,548 --> 00:09:58,982 I'm an art dealer. 134 00:10:00,252 --> 00:10:03,653 Have a nice day. Okay, party! 135 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,848 - Excuse me. - Whoa. Don't touch. 136 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,475 Get a life. 137 00:10:31,222 --> 00:10:32,712 - Watch it. - Don't touch. 138 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,626 - Look at you. You're all better. - It's that new medication. 139 00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:47,400 You know all my son's stuff, right? No, no. I got a date tonight. 140 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:49,966 I'm walking out and he says, "Mom, I promise not to get... 141 00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:52,377 one of my fevers or coughs during your date." 142 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:55,540 - Isn't that sweet? - A little blond angel. 143 00:10:56,819 --> 00:11:00,084 It came out of me: "You love me the way you love your remote control. 144 00:11:00,156 --> 00:11:02,818 As long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons." 145 00:11:02,892 --> 00:11:04,826 That's terrific. 146 00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:07,955 People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. 147 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:13,402 - Eat up. - Stay there. I've got your money. 148 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,632 - No, pay me next week. - I owe you. 149 00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,640 I told you today. That's the rule. 150 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,734 - Excuse me, Melvin. - Don't... 151 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,045 - There you go. You take care. - Thank you. 152 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:30,423 Pardon me. 153 00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:34,085 Take the money. Debts make me crazy. 154 00:11:34,162 --> 00:11:37,563 This way you take a cab home so you can get ready for the date. 155 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:40,431 Ready is not my problem. 156 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:41,902 I'm starving. 157 00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:45,272 Go on. Sit down. You know you're not allowed back here. 158 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,105 Spence is more excited than I am. 159 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:51,012 He says, "I promise not to get a fever or cough during your date." 160 00:11:51,082 --> 00:11:54,712 Sometimes this kid, you just want to... 161 00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:57,550 I've gotJews at my table. 162 00:11:57,623 --> 00:12:00,217 It's not your table. It's the place's table. Behave. 163 00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:02,352 This once you can sit at someone else's station. 164 00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:06,292 Or you can wait your turn. 165 00:12:12,574 --> 00:12:14,973 - You have feelings for her? - Well, yes. 166 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:16,944 How much more you got to eat? 167 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:25,148 Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh? 168 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,486 - What? - That's it. Forget it. 169 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,757 - Let me talk to him. - I don't care how many books he sells. 170 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:34,287 - Give him one more chance. Here I go. - Barred for life. 171 00:12:44,878 --> 00:12:47,939 - They left. - Yeah. What do you know? 172 00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,946 Bryan says he doesn't care how long you've been coming. 173 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,424 You ever act like this again, you're barred for life. 174 00:12:57,494 --> 00:13:00,588 I'm gonna miss the excitement, but I'll handle it. 175 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:04,363 Three eggs over easy... 176 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,801 two sausage, six strips of bacon with fries. 177 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:08,771 Fries today. 178 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,004 A short stack, coffee with cream and sweetener. 179 00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:15,172 You're gonna die soon with that diet. 180 00:13:16,249 --> 00:13:18,843 We're all gonna die soon. I will, you will. 181 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,012 It sure sounds like your son will. 182 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,576 If you ever mention my son again... 183 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,513 you will never be able to eat here again, understand? 184 00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:57,428 Give me some sign you understand, or leave now. 185 00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:03,995 Do you understand me, you crazy fuck? 186 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:10,770 Do you? 187 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,584 Yes. 188 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,961 - Yeah? - Yes. 189 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,459 I'll get your order. 190 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,971 Wear my earrings tonight. 191 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,137 It's just so interesting what you said at dinner. 192 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,547 You said it like it was nothing. 193 00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:51,594 Where's the bedroom? 194 00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:56,326 This is sort of it. I sort of sleep in here. 195 00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:08,680 Don't worry about it. 196 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,476 What? 197 00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:37,879 I don't know. 198 00:15:46,226 --> 00:15:47,522 Grandma. 199 00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:52,155 Maybe you'd better check. 200 00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:54,166 What did you think I was gonna do? 201 00:15:57,071 --> 00:16:00,200 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Mama! 202 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:03,210 I was hearing everything that you were doing... 203 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:06,679 so I put these on to give you privacy. 204 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:10,413 - So how was dinner? - Hey, pal. 205 00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,216 - How's your friend? - Are you okay? 206 00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,257 - Not bad. - You got a temperature? 207 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,419 Scootch over. 208 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:21,555 - Where did your friend take you to eat? - A nice place. 209 00:16:22,801 --> 00:16:24,063 I have him. 210 00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:29,572 - One more spit? - I said I have him. He's waiting. 211 00:16:29,642 --> 00:16:32,304 - Go. - She has me. 212 00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:34,711 - Okay, pal. Give me a hug. - Carol. 213 00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:38,182 - Give me a big hug. - Carol, I have him. 214 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:41,279 I'm okay, Mom. She has me. Go. 215 00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:47,929 Close the curtains. 216 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:55,738 No, you can't smoke! He can't take smoke! 217 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,943 - Magic. - Oh. 218 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,985 Oh, God. Well, that'll teach you. 219 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,960 I don't even notice it anymore. 220 00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:17,691 All right. Come here. 221 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:31,280 You don't have to get that embarrassed. It's a little bit of throw up. 222 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,509 Little bit of throw up. 223 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:38,611 Well, what shall we do? 224 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,853 Want me to write which trains you take to get home, or you wanna lay down... 225 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,761 No, no. I'll take a cab. 226 00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:54,940 It's just a little too much reality for a Friday night. 227 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,682 I just can't. I promised Simon I'd find him a model. 228 00:18:03,754 --> 00:18:07,714 Carl, take me off the speaker, Did I tell you these are house seats? 229 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,157 you could use a break, 230 00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:12,788 Hello, Carl? 231 00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:14,798 you there? 232 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:19,031 Okay. I just found a model. 233 00:18:20,973 --> 00:18:24,841 - Hey, boys! - I know this guy. He bought me dinner. 234 00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:26,844 Carl, right? 235 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,910 Hey, what's going on? 236 00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:36,013 - Remember? - I only need one. 237 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:39,824 You picked me up maybe a few weeks, I don't know, some time ago. 238 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:42,091 This is for a portrait. I need a pretty face. 239 00:18:43,299 --> 00:18:45,028 Portrait? 240 00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:48,936 I'll give you the address. It's for tomorrow morning. 241 00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:51,701 Brad Pitt. It's the shit. 242 00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:53,334 - I don't get it. - Do you read? 243 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,850 Who is it, baby? 244 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,724 Who is that, Verdell? 245 00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:12,225 I'm sorry. I told you today. 246 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,565 I was in the studio doing work, and I just... 247 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,798 It's out here. 248 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:22,242 - Sure have great things. - Gershwin is great, isn't he? 249 00:19:22,312 --> 00:19:24,508 I usually make a big deal about picking models... 250 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,572 but Carl is so thorough. 251 00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:29,448 I bet he drove you nuts checking your resume, huh? 252 00:19:34,227 --> 00:19:35,717 This is not a nude. 253 00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:41,495 just kidding around. 254 00:19:41,568 --> 00:19:43,831 So much for love. 255 00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:46,904 Yet another pose. 256 00:19:46,974 --> 00:19:49,944 Exactly what is your previous experience? 257 00:19:50,011 --> 00:19:54,312 How about that, hmm? I'm running out of ideas here. 258 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,578 Then give me some direction. 259 00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:00,519 Nothing. 260 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,855 I just watch until something strikes me. 261 00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:06,919 I mean, do anything that you think of. 262 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:11,368 Wait for me to say "hold that pose," then try to comfortably hold it. 263 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,673 No direction. 264 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,344 Okay. 265 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:22,779 What I do is watch. 266 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:27,054 You ever watch somebody who doesn't know you're watching them? 267 00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:30,353 An old woman sitting on a bus... 268 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:32,552 or kids going to school... 269 00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,561 or somebody just waiting. 270 00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:38,259 And you see this flash come over them... 271 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:42,466 and you know immediately that it has nothing to do with anything external... 272 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,030 because that hasn't changed. 273 00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:46,941 And when you see it, they're sort of realer... 274 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:49,171 and they're more alive. 275 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,676 If you look at somebody long enough, you discover their humanity. 276 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,689 Wow. 277 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:02,256 I know exactly what you mean. 278 00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:09,894 Oh, my God. Hold it. 279 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:17,107 - Hey, look out! - Excuse me. 280 00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:23,252 - Sorry. - I got on the third line of dialogue, 281 00:21:23,321 --> 00:21:27,621 I blanked. I had no clue as to what the next line was. 282 00:21:27,692 --> 00:21:31,060 - Ignores me. - He said to me, "Last chance." 283 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,155 - Last chance. - Oh, God. 284 00:21:33,232 --> 00:21:34,630 I came back in. 285 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,564 Here she comes to ignore me again. 286 00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:39,435 I messed up on the exact same line. 287 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,031 - Guess what. - What? 288 00:21:42,109 --> 00:21:44,043 He cast me! 289 00:21:44,111 --> 00:21:46,478 just what the world needs... another actress. 290 00:21:46,548 --> 00:21:48,641 Okay, okay. 291 00:21:55,725 --> 00:21:58,626 Can't live without me, huh? 292 00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:02,495 I'm finally gonna ask. 293 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:06,628 What's with the plastic picnic ware? 294 00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:08,901 Why don't you try ours? You're afraid it isn't clean? 295 00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:12,342 - You okay? - I see the help. It's a judgment call. 296 00:22:13,947 --> 00:22:15,881 So give yourself a little pep talk. 297 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:18,441 Must try other people's clean silverware... 298 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,011 as part of fun of dining out. 299 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:25,590 What's wrong with your son? 300 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,151 Yeah. What do you care? 301 00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:40,640 He's got to fight to breathe. His asthma can shoot off the charts. 302 00:22:40,712 --> 00:22:42,441 He's allergic to dust. 303 00:22:42,513 --> 00:22:46,107 This is New York, so his immune system bails on him whenever there's trouble. 304 00:22:46,185 --> 00:22:49,678 So an ear infection... Is this bothering you? 305 00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:57,724 An ear infection, whatever, sends us to the emergency room six times a month... 306 00:22:57,798 --> 00:23:02,200 where I get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor. 307 00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:04,330 Nice chatting with you. 308 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:08,741 - His name? - Spencer. 309 00:23:10,747 --> 00:23:11,839 Okay. 310 00:23:14,051 --> 00:23:16,177 Spence. 311 00:23:21,394 --> 00:23:21,526 It's okay. Go on. Come on. 312 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:25,586 It's okay. Go on. Come on. 313 00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:38,470 You can put on anything you want now. I might be sort of done here. 314 00:23:38,546 --> 00:23:41,573 For two weeks all we've done is work. Let's play! 315 00:23:44,853 --> 00:23:46,286 Vincent! 316 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,432 So you're practically finished, huh? 317 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,740 Yeah. There is one more stage. 318 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,644 Where you going? 319 00:24:11,719 --> 00:24:13,778 No place. I was just gonna sneak a peek. 320 00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:29,795 - You want some chocolate? - No, he's not allowed. 321 00:24:29,873 --> 00:24:32,170 Wait. 322 00:24:32,242 --> 00:24:35,507 I gotta take off. You want to say good-bye or anything? 323 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:39,209 - He's just gotta go. One second. - No, wait. 324 00:24:39,283 --> 00:24:42,650 I'm gonna look at the painting. 325 00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:48,092 Where are you going, sweetheart? 326 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:54,391 You want some water? What is the matter with you? 327 00:24:54,468 --> 00:24:56,663 You want some water? 328 00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:02,705 Simon, wait! 329 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,522 Why are you doing this? 330 00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:21,157 No. No, wait. 331 00:25:21,232 --> 00:25:22,723 See. 332 00:25:22,803 --> 00:25:25,032 - That painting in there... - What, are you cruising him? 333 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,175 Excuse me. 334 00:25:37,252 --> 00:25:40,086 - Help me! - We gotta go. 335 00:25:41,391 --> 00:25:44,019 - Let's go. - Come on, come on! 336 00:25:56,475 --> 00:25:59,443 So you call 9-1 -1 and don't leave your name? 337 00:25:59,511 --> 00:26:00,773 That's right. 338 00:26:00,847 --> 00:26:03,510 Even a dumb geezer should know Emergency automatically... 339 00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,744 - No one got killed. - Oh, is he dead? 340 00:26:05,818 --> 00:26:07,251 Ask him. 341 00:26:07,321 --> 00:26:08,686 What's wrong with you? 342 00:26:08,755 --> 00:26:11,553 Don't bark at me. I didn't name ya. 343 00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:16,723 We will. If we can't, we'll come back and ask you again and again. 344 00:26:16,798 --> 00:26:19,893 What, you're trying to intimidate me with that attitude? 345 00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:23,803 I come from hell. My grandmother's got more attitude than you. 346 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:27,538 Go shake down a 7-Eleven for a day-old wiener. 347 00:26:27,612 --> 00:26:31,138 It's just a matter of time, sir. There's a painting of one of the guys. 348 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:33,149 Get some tape on it. 349 00:26:34,953 --> 00:26:37,921 I've been praying for him since I heard. 350 00:26:37,990 --> 00:26:40,287 So, anyway, I'm on my way to the hospital. 351 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,953 If you could just watch the dog tonight. 352 00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:49,067 - I'm sorry. No. - Okay. Thanks. 353 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:51,104 Old bitch. 354 00:26:51,173 --> 00:26:53,106 Damn dog. 355 00:26:56,712 --> 00:26:59,977 You're taking him. Yes, you are! 356 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,313 Get the hell out of the way! 357 00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:05,583 You're taking him. This will even the books. One night. 358 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,789 Wait, wait. 359 00:27:08,859 --> 00:27:12,660 Do you want to say no to me? 360 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,164 Huh? 361 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:20,105 I don't want to say nothing to you. 362 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,208 Because I've never felt as crazy as I do right now. 363 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:27,439 I almost want you to say no. 364 00:27:31,786 --> 00:27:33,981 Thanks for looking after him. 365 00:27:34,056 --> 00:27:36,890 Hey! Where are you going? 366 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,056 - You can't do this. - You don't wanna mess with me today! 367 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:45,066 I can't take a dog. Nobody's ever been in here before. 368 00:27:46,638 --> 00:27:49,800 Hey, Frank. 369 00:28:38,699 --> 00:28:39,790 You're dead. 370 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:45,872 We don't have no dog food here. We don't want no dog food here. 371 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:48,703 You'll eat what we got, what we eat. 372 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,915 All right. 373 00:28:59,556 --> 00:29:00,921 Don't do anything. 374 00:29:16,811 --> 00:29:18,744 Where's the trust? 375 00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:30,749 Never a break. 376 00:29:30,827 --> 00:29:33,022 Dogs. 377 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:46,107 Always look at the bright side of your life 378 00:29:49,548 --> 00:29:54,383 Always look at the lighter side of your life 379 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:05,964 God. 380 00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:06,168 We're not going to sell anything if they find out we're halfway through a show... 381 00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:09,001 We're not going to sell anything if they find out we're halfway through a show... 382 00:30:09,071 --> 00:30:11,197 and we haven't sold a single painting. 383 00:30:11,273 --> 00:30:13,332 We can't reduce the price at this stage. 384 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:16,004 What... I'm in a free fall here. 385 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,876 - Yes? - We can see him. 386 00:30:17,947 --> 00:30:20,849 Okay. I'll meet you in there. 387 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,410 I will meet you in there. 388 00:30:23,487 --> 00:30:25,420 Okay? One minute. 389 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,390 Thank you. No, I'm here. 390 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,726 How are you doing, great one? 391 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,030 I haven't looked at myself yet. 392 00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:37,399 I figured I could tell from your reaction. 393 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,268 Oh, God. 394 00:30:41,109 --> 00:30:42,405 That bad, huh? 395 00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:45,906 I talked to the doctor, and... Oh! 396 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:51,045 Okay. It's not that bad. 397 00:30:51,121 --> 00:30:54,453 The doctors say you're gonna be your old self in a couple of weeks. 398 00:30:54,524 --> 00:30:56,116 The scars might take... 399 00:30:56,194 --> 00:30:58,788 Oh, shit! 400 00:31:05,536 --> 00:31:07,562 -Jackie. - Yes? 401 00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:09,732 Can you hand me a mirror, please? 402 00:31:18,386 --> 00:31:21,219 Wait. I have a smaller one. 403 00:31:32,236 --> 00:31:35,728 So how are things anyway? 404 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,434 How's Verdell? 405 00:31:37,509 --> 00:31:39,942 Your neighbor, Mr. Udall. 406 00:31:40,011 --> 00:31:42,104 Taking care of him. 407 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:44,512 How could you do that? 408 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,551 - No, Simon. - He'll hurt him. 409 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:49,453 I promise. Not a chance. 410 00:31:49,523 --> 00:31:52,356 I own this guy. Besides, there was nobody else. 411 00:31:52,425 --> 00:31:54,290 I'm always on the move. 412 00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,530 Trust me. 413 00:31:58,733 --> 00:32:01,362 You are very certain my dog is okay, because you have no idea... 414 00:32:01,437 --> 00:32:03,427 Your dog is fine, Simon. 415 00:32:05,741 --> 00:32:07,174 Okay. 416 00:32:10,214 --> 00:32:12,147 Waiting gives the devil time. 417 00:32:30,103 --> 00:32:32,037 Oh, my. 418 00:32:42,785 --> 00:32:44,718 Where did I go? 419 00:32:45,888 --> 00:32:48,153 - Look how friendly he is. - That's your dog? 420 00:32:50,894 --> 00:32:54,193 What are you doing with a dog? 421 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:57,132 Suckered in, set up, pushed around. 422 00:32:57,202 --> 00:33:00,170 You're not worried someone might take it? 423 00:33:01,907 --> 00:33:05,435 No, not until now, for Christ's sake. 424 00:33:05,511 --> 00:33:07,945 - Sorry. - I'm gonna sit here. 425 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:11,242 Hey, puppy. 426 00:33:11,319 --> 00:33:13,411 He's cute. 427 00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:16,456 I love his little face. It's so cute. 428 00:33:16,524 --> 00:33:18,115 I wonder what breed he is. 429 00:33:22,965 --> 00:33:25,398 He's a little dog. 430 00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:28,597 Next time, if Bryan's not here, you can bring him in. 431 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:33,370 How old are you? 432 00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:35,969 If I guessed by your eyes, I'd say you were 50. 433 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,442 If I went by your eyes, I'd say you were kind. 434 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,420 So much for eyes. How old are you? 435 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,252 You brought it up. 436 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:47,988 - No, I'm curious. - Not that you're ugly. 437 00:33:48,062 --> 00:33:51,463 Yeah. Easy, pal. I can take the compliment. 438 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:55,229 But my knees knock when you turn on the charm full blast. 439 00:33:56,438 --> 00:33:59,999 But I mean, what's with the dark? 440 00:34:02,445 --> 00:34:04,640 Dawn patrol. 441 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:08,675 Major dawn patrol. My son had a full-blown attack. 442 00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:13,122 This time, for extra fun, they gave us the wrong antibiotics. 443 00:34:13,192 --> 00:34:15,922 - So I get him home... - No, no! 444 00:34:17,429 --> 00:34:21,526 The dog. The bacon's for the dog. 445 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:27,504 Last week I was playing the piano for him, and he likes it. 446 00:34:27,574 --> 00:34:31,510 So I decided I'm gonna... 447 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:32,945 make a joke. 448 00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:34,538 So you're all set here. 449 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,048 Yeah. 450 00:34:42,825 --> 00:34:46,057 I think it's a beautiful day for our walk today. 451 00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:48,063 Very nice. 452 00:34:59,245 --> 00:35:02,909 Look at that. Look at him. 453 00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:04,745 I gotta give you something. 454 00:35:04,818 --> 00:35:08,346 I gotta give you something real good too. 455 00:35:08,423 --> 00:35:12,382 I'm gonna show it to you. Come on, buddy. 456 00:35:13,661 --> 00:35:16,563 Don't you be like me. 457 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:19,659 You stay just the way you are, because you are a perfect man... 458 00:35:19,736 --> 00:35:22,534 and I'm gonna take you home and get you something to eat. 459 00:35:22,606 --> 00:35:26,805 - What you love. Hear me? - I'd like to be treated like that. 460 00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:31,212 I'm gonna take you home right now and get you something. Yes. 461 00:35:31,283 --> 00:35:33,443 Let's go home and do some writing. 462 00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:36,778 He had made the girl happy... 463 00:35:36,855 --> 00:35:40,019 and what a girl. 464 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,960 "You saved my life," she said. 465 00:35:44,732 --> 00:35:47,701 "You'd better make it up to me." 466 00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:52,405 Done. 467 00:35:53,942 --> 00:35:57,140 Yes, I hate the doggie. 468 00:35:57,213 --> 00:35:59,647 Ooh, 62 books. 469 00:35:59,715 --> 00:36:01,910 Done. 470 00:36:01,984 --> 00:36:02,118 We have to cut back expenses every place we can. 471 00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:04,611 We have to cut back expenses every place we can. 472 00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:07,920 - He has no medical insurance? - No. 473 00:36:07,992 --> 00:36:12,657 These are the food receipts here, the household expenses. 474 00:36:12,731 --> 00:36:14,665 Here's one for the dog again. 475 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:17,327 - I can read it. I got it. - There you go. 476 00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:20,270 - All the laundry and cleaners. - Okay, good. 477 00:36:22,476 --> 00:36:24,500 Boy, look at that, huh? 478 00:36:24,579 --> 00:36:28,675 Oh, he likes it at Chez Melvin, hmm? 479 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:33,281 What are you coming over here for? I told you to sit here. 480 00:36:33,355 --> 00:36:37,758 I can't cook with a dog near me. Okay,just sit. Good. 481 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:40,819 We don't want any company. I'll read you some Ralph Waldo Emerson. 482 00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:42,831 Okay, have it your way. 483 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:54,669 How's Verdell doing? 484 00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:59,212 You know, he's a pain in the ass. 485 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:01,987 Well. 486 00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:04,183 Simon's home. 487 00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:08,024 I was hoping you can keep the dog until he's had a chance... 488 00:37:08,097 --> 00:37:09,688 to think and adjust. 489 00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:13,861 Oh, it's been weeks and weeks. A few more won't matter. 490 00:37:13,937 --> 00:37:16,063 No, he definitely wants him back right away. 491 00:37:17,207 --> 00:37:19,140 He'll be by tomorrow. 492 00:37:21,914 --> 00:37:23,039 Okay. 493 00:37:23,114 --> 00:37:25,047 Okay by me. 494 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:33,920 Hungry. I'll be right with you, pooch. 495 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:42,863 One, two, three, four, five. 496 00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:52,710 I'm okay. 497 00:38:38,035 --> 00:38:39,970 Mr. Udall. 498 00:38:47,146 --> 00:38:49,910 Some face they left hanging on you. You look like... 499 00:38:49,983 --> 00:38:52,178 Could you take it... 500 00:38:52,252 --> 00:38:54,744 just... 501 00:38:54,822 --> 00:38:57,313 a little easy, Mr. Udall? 502 00:39:01,195 --> 00:39:03,425 Thank you. 503 00:39:09,238 --> 00:39:11,867 Come here, my beautiful boy. 504 00:39:11,942 --> 00:39:13,967 Come here, boy. 505 00:39:14,044 --> 00:39:16,205 Let's go home and get well. 506 00:39:17,783 --> 00:39:20,650 You can't blame him for being weird. 507 00:39:21,452 --> 00:39:24,946 Have a look at yourself in the mirror. 508 00:39:28,127 --> 00:39:29,718 Thank you. 509 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,533 Come on, sweetheart. 510 00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,538 Come here, boy. 511 00:39:42,278 --> 00:39:45,247 I know what you want. 512 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:51,386 Where's my boy? 513 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,562 Don't force him. 514 00:40:31,969 --> 00:40:33,903 Over a dog. 515 00:40:37,376 --> 00:40:39,640 Over an ugly dog. 516 00:40:48,188 --> 00:40:50,519 Worst sidewalk in New York. 517 00:40:50,590 --> 00:40:52,524 Look where they put it. 518 00:40:59,234 --> 00:41:01,134 Help! 519 00:41:01,204 --> 00:41:04,639 If you want to see me, you will make an appointment. 520 00:41:04,706 --> 00:41:08,642 Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder... 521 00:41:08,712 --> 00:41:11,681 and then act as though I had some choice about barging in? 522 00:41:11,749 --> 00:41:13,978 There's not going to be a debate. You must leave. 523 00:41:14,051 --> 00:41:17,987 You said you could help me. What was that, a tease? 524 00:41:18,056 --> 00:41:20,957 I can help you if you take responsibility... 525 00:41:21,027 --> 00:41:23,519 - to keep regular appointments. - You changed the room around. 526 00:41:23,563 --> 00:41:26,498 Two years ago. I also regrew my beard. 527 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,160 But you're not interested in changes in me. 528 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:33,264 I don't have this mountain of time. I have to get to my restaurant. 529 00:41:33,341 --> 00:41:36,833 Do you know how hard it was for me to come here? 530 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,038 - Yes. - Thank you. 531 00:41:39,114 --> 00:41:42,015 No, we're not doing this now. 532 00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:47,022 I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should. 533 00:41:58,871 --> 00:42:01,567 What if this is as good as it gets? 534 00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:17,586 What the heck are those for? 535 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,056 No. Get Carol. 536 00:42:23,132 --> 00:42:24,862 I'm filling in. 537 00:42:24,936 --> 00:42:26,869 We don't know if she's coming back. 538 00:42:26,938 --> 00:42:29,930 She might be getting a job closer to home. 539 00:42:32,244 --> 00:42:35,178 - Why plastic? - What are you trying to do to me? 540 00:42:36,582 --> 00:42:39,073 What the heck do you mean? 541 00:42:39,118 --> 00:42:40,710 Look, elephant girl... 542 00:42:40,787 --> 00:42:43,813 just go get Carol or something. 543 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:46,552 just have her do my one meal here. 544 00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:48,891 I'll pay whatever you want. I'll wait. 545 00:42:52,434 --> 00:42:54,061 Do it! 546 00:42:57,006 --> 00:42:59,702 - Bryan, code blue. - What happened? 547 00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:08,481 Out! just shut up and get out! 548 00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,849 Do it! 549 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:13,254 I'll be quiet. 550 00:43:13,326 --> 00:43:15,759 just let me stay here. 551 00:43:15,828 --> 00:43:18,388 No problem. Go get Carol. 552 00:43:19,966 --> 00:43:21,592 Get her here. 553 00:43:21,668 --> 00:43:25,503 I'm not a prick. You are. I'm not judging. 554 00:43:25,572 --> 00:43:27,734 I'm a great customer. 555 00:43:27,809 --> 00:43:29,003 This day... 556 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:31,844 has been a disaster. 557 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:37,184 - I'm not sure if I can handle this too. - Get out. 558 00:43:38,221 --> 00:43:39,654 Get out immediately... 559 00:43:39,723 --> 00:43:42,122 or there's gonna be trouble. 560 00:43:42,192 --> 00:43:44,126 Man, I mean it. 561 00:43:52,805 --> 00:43:54,669 Okay. 562 00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:01,513 See ya. Good-bye. 563 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,345 It's about time! 564 00:44:06,221 --> 00:44:08,154 Carol's last name. 565 00:44:10,058 --> 00:44:12,821 - Connelly. - Thank you. 566 00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:16,554 Hey, Dad, I'm over here! 567 00:44:20,303 --> 00:44:22,966 - Does he visit often? - Not really. Not anymore. 568 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,336 What can you do? 569 00:44:32,818 --> 00:44:34,911 Can I get some ice cream, Grandpa? 570 00:44:34,987 --> 00:44:37,149 Why not? You're a good girl. 571 00:44:37,224 --> 00:44:38,656 Hello. 572 00:44:54,344 --> 00:44:55,436 Christ. 573 00:45:14,767 --> 00:45:15,894 I'm hungry. 574 00:45:17,705 --> 00:45:20,571 You've ruined my whole day. I haven't eaten. 575 00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:22,268 What are you doing here? 576 00:45:22,343 --> 00:45:25,403 This is not a sexist thing. If you were a waiter... 577 00:45:25,481 --> 00:45:28,382 Are you totally gone? This is my private home. 578 00:45:30,987 --> 00:45:34,218 I'm trying to keep emotion out of this... 579 00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:36,781 even though it's an important issue to me... 580 00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:40,160 and I have very strong feelings on the subject. 581 00:45:40,231 --> 00:45:41,993 What subject? 582 00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:44,762 That I wasn't there to take crap from you and bring you eggs? 583 00:45:44,836 --> 00:45:48,067 Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get? 584 00:45:53,814 --> 00:45:57,011 Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. 585 00:45:58,453 --> 00:46:00,477 And to prove it... 586 00:46:00,555 --> 00:46:03,149 I have not gotten personal, and you have. 587 00:46:04,993 --> 00:46:07,188 Why aren't you at work? 588 00:46:07,263 --> 00:46:08,855 You sick? 589 00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:13,468 You don't look sick. 590 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,338 just tired and bitter. 591 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,204 My son is sick, okay? 592 00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:28,811 What about your mother? 593 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,613 How do you know about my mother? 594 00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:35,519 I hear you talking while I wait. 595 00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:39,055 - Mom, I finished my juice. - I'm sorry, honey. One second. 596 00:46:48,978 --> 00:46:50,071 How're you doing? 597 00:46:56,987 --> 00:46:59,479 You should answer someone when they speak to you. 598 00:46:59,557 --> 00:47:02,924 Melvin, that's it. I cannot handle you teaching my son manners! 599 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:09,100 Back to life. 600 00:47:17,178 --> 00:47:20,011 Uh-oh. What's wrong? 601 00:47:20,082 --> 00:47:22,983 Five one-thousand, four one-thousand... 602 00:47:23,051 --> 00:47:26,214 three one-thousand, two one-thousand... 603 00:47:26,289 --> 00:47:27,722 bingo. 604 00:47:29,258 --> 00:47:33,285 - 1 04.9. - Let's treat ourselves to a cab ride. 605 00:47:34,932 --> 00:47:37,628 Look out, you guys. Coming through. 606 00:47:40,939 --> 00:47:44,034 - Mom! - We're okay. 607 00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:48,539 Melvin, wait! 608 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,042 Melvin, wait! 609 00:47:57,692 --> 00:47:59,489 Shut up, kids! 610 00:48:01,864 --> 00:48:03,797 Give us a lift, would you, Melvin? 611 00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:05,799 A lift. Okay. 612 00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:11,331 Cover your mouth when you cough, kid. 613 00:48:14,145 --> 00:48:16,670 Brooklyn Presbyterian Hospital, and quickly, please. 614 00:48:16,748 --> 00:48:18,511 Okay. 615 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:20,277 - Hospital? - Yes. 616 00:48:20,352 --> 00:48:23,753 - Could you be back at work today? - No! 617 00:48:23,823 --> 00:48:26,348 Stay away from me! God! 618 00:48:29,862 --> 00:48:30,029 Simon, we can't put this off any longer. 619 00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:33,625 Simon, we can't put this off any longer. 620 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:36,295 I feel terrible that I have to... 621 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:38,202 - Simon. - Huh? 622 00:48:38,273 --> 00:48:41,436 Could you just leave the dog for a second? 623 00:48:42,678 --> 00:48:44,703 Sorry. 624 00:48:48,685 --> 00:48:51,313 - What are those cards? - Frank's idea. 625 00:48:51,388 --> 00:48:53,379 He thought I should have notes so I did this right... 626 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:57,860 maintained focus, didn't get emotional and tried not to terrify you. 627 00:48:59,732 --> 00:49:03,294 See? He's right. I need the cards. 628 00:49:09,142 --> 00:49:10,974 Simon, you're broke. 629 00:49:13,147 --> 00:49:16,514 The medical bills are $61 ,000 now... 630 00:49:16,585 --> 00:49:18,486 and the show didn't go well. 631 00:49:18,554 --> 00:49:20,851 I've spoken to your parents. 632 00:49:20,923 --> 00:49:23,585 They didn't hang up or anything... 633 00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:26,992 but they said they would feel strange about calling you. 634 00:49:27,064 --> 00:49:31,330 Well, I can't call them. 635 00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:32,494 Come here, baby. 636 00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:38,741 Verdell. What's wrong? 637 00:49:39,845 --> 00:49:44,407 You miss the tough guy? Well, here I am, sweetheart! 638 00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:46,747 Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? 639 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:49,688 How about another ride down the chute? 640 00:49:49,758 --> 00:49:52,249 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 641 00:49:52,327 --> 00:49:54,419 - Simon. - I didn't mean that, sweetheart. 642 00:49:54,496 --> 00:49:56,292 Sorry. I'm sorry. 643 00:49:58,467 --> 00:50:01,368 I'll be able to keep my apartment and the studio... 644 00:50:01,437 --> 00:50:03,370 won't I? 645 00:50:06,811 --> 00:50:09,210 Wow. 646 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,406 Oh, my God. 647 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,917 Yes, you write more than everybody else and make us a lot of money. 648 00:50:43,988 --> 00:50:45,921 - But it's more appropriate... - Look. 649 00:50:47,091 --> 00:50:50,288 I need this. just say, "Melvin, I'll try." 650 00:50:50,362 --> 00:50:52,024 Okay? 651 00:50:54,867 --> 00:50:58,826 - Melvin, I'll try. - Thank you. That's good. 652 00:50:58,904 --> 00:51:04,002 On a pleasanter note, my son just got accepted to Brown. 653 00:51:04,077 --> 00:51:06,238 My husband was dying. 654 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,806 Yeah. Good, nice, thrilled, exciting. 655 00:51:09,885 --> 00:51:12,376 You don't have to wait with me. 656 00:51:19,061 --> 00:51:20,961 I can't resist. 657 00:51:21,031 --> 00:51:23,295 You usually move through here so quickly. 658 00:51:23,367 --> 00:51:26,700 I have so many questions I want to ask you. 659 00:51:26,771 --> 00:51:30,366 You have no idea what your work means to me. 660 00:51:30,442 --> 00:51:32,342 What does it mean to you? 661 00:51:33,913 --> 00:51:38,817 That somebody out there knows what it's like to be in here. 662 00:51:39,887 --> 00:51:42,514 Oh, God. This is like a nightmare. 663 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:47,255 just a couple of questions. How hard is that? 664 00:51:50,498 --> 00:51:52,659 How do you write women so well? 665 00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:54,964 I think of a man... 666 00:51:55,038 --> 00:51:57,939 and I take away reason and accountability. 667 00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:16,789 - Where's my newspaper? - It's right here, Mrs. Garrett. 668 00:52:19,634 --> 00:52:22,033 "M.D." 669 00:52:28,944 --> 00:52:31,002 - What is it? - What's wrong? 670 00:52:31,079 --> 00:52:33,810 - Mom! - In here, Mrs. Connelly. 671 00:52:33,883 --> 00:52:36,113 What? Please,just tell me. 672 00:52:38,254 --> 00:52:40,621 - I'm Martin Bettes. Dr. Bettes. - Not your name! 673 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:44,183 - Don't tell me your name! Where is he? - He's in the bathroom. 674 00:52:45,229 --> 00:52:46,923 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 675 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:49,900 - Did you know docs come to your house? - No, I didn't. 676 00:52:49,969 --> 00:52:52,732 - I'm home! - So what are you doing here? 677 00:52:52,805 --> 00:52:55,831 -I didn't know you had a secret admirer. -What? 678 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:59,072 - Oh, you met the gift. - He's good. 679 00:52:59,146 --> 00:53:03,777 - I'm an expert on doctors. - Okay, Doctor. 680 00:53:05,221 --> 00:53:08,747 My wife is Melvin Udall's publisher. 681 00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:11,554 She said I was to take excellent care of this little guy... 682 00:53:11,628 --> 00:53:14,358 because you are urgently needed back at work. 683 00:53:14,431 --> 00:53:16,524 What kind of work do you do? 684 00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:20,263 - I'm a waitress. - In Manhattan. 685 00:53:22,907 --> 00:53:25,899 Uh, yeah, Terry. Excuse me. 686 00:53:26,979 --> 00:53:29,914 I'm sorry it took so long. I don't know Brooklyn. 687 00:53:29,983 --> 00:53:32,576 I couldn't find it either. Could you get this to the lab? 688 00:53:32,652 --> 00:53:35,918 Tell them I need CBC, differential, platelets, the whole thing. 689 00:53:35,990 --> 00:53:38,321 - And I want it back today. - Okay. 690 00:53:38,392 --> 00:53:41,326 I'm sorry. Did you say you're gonna get the results back today? 691 00:53:41,395 --> 00:53:43,329 Sure. Let's sit down. 692 00:53:45,233 --> 00:53:48,760 These are the receipts from all the prescriptions... 693 00:53:48,837 --> 00:53:51,102 from the beginning of the year. 694 00:53:51,175 --> 00:53:55,702 - The calendar. - And this is a calendar of days... 695 00:53:55,778 --> 00:53:58,441 and how he felt and what he's been eating. 696 00:53:58,516 --> 00:54:02,077 That's very good. How long has he had the problem? 697 00:54:02,153 --> 00:54:04,849 Since forever. Six months old. 698 00:54:04,923 --> 00:54:07,757 - Have they done blood tests on him? - Yeah. 699 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:10,125 Only in the emergency room or when he was well? 700 00:54:10,197 --> 00:54:14,133 - Emergency room only. - How about skin testing for allergies? 701 00:54:14,202 --> 00:54:17,501 - No. - No standard scratch test? 702 00:54:17,572 --> 00:54:22,737 No. I asked. They said my plan didn't cover it and it wasn't necessary. 703 00:54:22,811 --> 00:54:25,371 - Why? Should they have? - Well... 704 00:54:25,447 --> 00:54:28,848 Fucking HMO bastard pieces of shit! 705 00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:34,448 - I'm sorry. - Actually, that's their technical name. 706 00:54:36,694 --> 00:54:38,992 So, once the tests come back... 707 00:54:39,064 --> 00:54:42,033 is there someone in your office we should talk to to get the results? 708 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:46,265 Um, me. My home number's on the card. 709 00:54:47,773 --> 00:54:49,706 That's his home number. 710 00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:59,420 - What? - It's your home number! 711 00:55:03,159 --> 00:55:07,653 Can we get you anything else? Do you want some water or some coffee? 712 00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:10,859 - No, thank you. - A couple of female slaves? 713 00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:15,632 Mrs. Connelly, there's still a lot of tests I need to do... 714 00:55:15,706 --> 00:55:17,765 a lot of things I have to find out here. 715 00:55:17,842 --> 00:55:21,710 But look, whatever I find out, I promise you, at the very least... 716 00:55:21,779 --> 00:55:25,944 from now on your son is going to feel a great deal better, okay? 717 00:55:34,362 --> 00:55:35,453 Doc! 718 00:55:40,335 --> 00:55:43,304 No. Oh, fine. Okay. 719 00:55:43,372 --> 00:55:44,963 That's good. 720 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:54,042 So, listen, you gotta let me know about the additional costs. 721 00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:55,414 One way or another, we'll... 722 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,885 Well, the costs are gonna be considerable, I'm afraid. 723 00:55:59,658 --> 00:56:03,253 But don't worry. Mr. Udall wants to be billed. 724 00:56:07,434 --> 00:56:09,868 That's wonderful! 725 00:56:13,742 --> 00:56:17,268 Anyway, dear. Thank you for everything, Nora. 726 00:56:17,345 --> 00:56:22,010 Forgive my recent crankiness. I'll call when things get back on track. 727 00:56:30,094 --> 00:56:31,994 Huh? What's wrong? 728 00:56:32,062 --> 00:56:35,589 - Who's gonna walk Verdell? - Oh, no! 729 00:56:54,589 --> 00:56:57,422 - Is he dead yet? - No. 730 00:56:59,696 --> 00:57:03,655 Would there be any way that you would be willing... 731 00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:05,827 to walk his dog for him? 732 00:57:05,903 --> 00:57:07,461 Absolutely. 733 00:57:08,806 --> 00:57:11,035 You're a wonderful man. 734 00:57:14,179 --> 00:57:17,546 2:00 would be a good time, and here is the key... 735 00:57:17,617 --> 00:57:19,675 in case he is asleep. 736 00:57:20,952 --> 00:57:22,886 Open his curtains for him... 737 00:57:22,955 --> 00:57:26,220 so he can see God's beautiful work. 738 00:57:26,293 --> 00:57:30,525 And he'll know that even things like this happen for the best. 739 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:36,160 Did they teach you to talk like this in some "Sailor, wanna hump-hump" bar? 740 00:57:36,237 --> 00:57:39,207 Or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? 741 00:57:39,276 --> 00:57:42,904 Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here. 742 00:57:54,126 --> 00:57:58,118 A seriously goofy man is behind this. You're not allowed to block that out. 743 00:57:58,198 --> 00:58:00,530 Do you really want to go back to Emergency... 744 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,694 where those runt doctors keep telling us that they can't help? 745 00:58:03,771 --> 00:58:06,968 - This lets a crazy man into our lives. - Let's not fight. 746 00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:09,009 You know how this will turn out. Come on! 747 00:58:12,247 --> 00:58:15,044 You know how this will turn out. 748 00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,881 This is not like stockings. It's not like a string of pearls. 749 00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:20,353 You don't send this one back. 750 00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:25,955 Right? 751 00:58:32,404 --> 00:58:35,601 No, I do, I understand, 752 00:58:35,673 --> 00:58:38,164 Listen, I gotta go, okay? 753 00:58:43,016 --> 00:58:44,449 Bye-bye. 754 00:58:51,592 --> 00:58:53,958 What a day. Come here. 755 00:58:54,029 --> 00:58:56,964 Maybe I'll bring him some food by. 756 00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,557 Thank you for walking him. 757 00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,438 If you'll excuse me, I'm not feeling so well. 758 00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:07,500 This place smells like shit. 759 00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,011 Go away. 760 00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:13,911 - This cleaning lady doesn't... - Please,just leave! 761 00:59:17,223 --> 00:59:19,384 What happened to your queer party friends? 762 00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:21,017 Get outta here! 763 00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:30,430 Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you. 764 00:59:30,505 --> 00:59:33,998 Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression. 765 00:59:38,013 --> 00:59:39,537 Rot in hell, Melvin. 766 00:59:40,649 --> 00:59:42,584 No need to stop being a lady. 767 00:59:42,653 --> 00:59:44,177 Quit worrying. 768 00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:47,281 You'll be back on your knees in no time. 769 00:59:56,135 --> 00:59:57,568 Is this fun for you? 770 01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:03,532 You lucky devil. It just keeps getting better, doesn't it? 771 01:00:03,611 --> 01:00:06,239 I'm losing my apartment. 772 01:00:06,314 --> 01:00:11,877 And Frank wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. 773 01:00:11,953 --> 01:00:13,922 And I won't. 774 01:00:13,991 --> 01:00:17,358 I don't want to paint anymore. 775 01:00:17,427 --> 01:00:20,988 So the life that I was trying for is over. 776 01:00:21,065 --> 01:00:23,225 The life that I had is gone... 777 01:00:23,301 --> 01:00:27,532 and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe. 778 01:00:27,605 --> 01:00:30,166 It's high times for you, isn't it? 779 01:00:30,242 --> 01:00:33,905 The gay neighbor is terrified. 780 01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:35,276 Terrified! 781 01:00:47,729 --> 01:00:50,458 I was just trying to give you a boost. 782 01:00:51,901 --> 01:00:53,835 Lucky you. 783 01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:56,667 You're here for rock bottom... 784 01:00:56,740 --> 01:01:00,676 you absolute horror of a human being. 785 01:01:13,927 --> 01:01:18,159 The one thing I'll do for you... I might cheer you up. 786 01:01:19,233 --> 01:01:20,723 Get out. 787 01:01:21,802 --> 01:01:24,294 You wanna know why the dog prefers me? 788 01:01:24,372 --> 01:01:27,364 It's not affection. It's a trick. 789 01:01:30,814 --> 01:01:33,407 I keep bacon in my pocket. 790 01:01:34,517 --> 01:01:35,448 See? 791 01:01:37,253 --> 01:01:38,687 Oh, my gosh. 792 01:01:42,861 --> 01:01:45,795 We'll both call him. You'll see. 793 01:01:45,864 --> 01:01:47,297 It's a trick. 794 01:01:56,744 --> 01:01:58,177 Come here, Verdell. 795 01:02:05,021 --> 01:02:06,511 Come on. 796 01:02:07,923 --> 01:02:11,256 Come here, baby. It's okay. 797 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:19,332 just stupid. A stupid dog. 798 01:02:21,973 --> 01:02:23,406 Could you leave now? 799 01:02:25,177 --> 01:02:26,610 Please? 800 01:02:28,214 --> 01:02:30,147 I don't get it. 801 01:03:24,614 --> 01:03:26,104 Taxi! 802 01:03:57,952 --> 01:04:01,286 Watch again with Nick At Nite's Classic TVRewind, 803 01:04:01,357 --> 01:04:04,019 On repeat viewing, one begins to suspect... 804 01:04:04,093 --> 01:04:08,189 that might not really be Major Healy in the phone booth after all, 805 01:04:12,136 --> 01:04:14,503 - Carol the waitress? - Yes. 806 01:04:25,401 --> 01:04:28,166 The doctors gave me your address. I'm sorry about the hour. 807 01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:37,177 If you're, uh... 808 01:04:40,821 --> 01:04:44,052 If you're worried about thanking me... 809 01:04:45,425 --> 01:04:46,916 That's not why I'm here. 810 01:04:46,962 --> 01:04:51,559 Though you have no idea what it's like to have a real conversation... 811 01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:53,295 with a doctor about Spencer. 812 01:04:55,873 --> 01:04:58,501 Note. Put it in a note. 813 01:05:10,192 --> 01:05:11,682 I have a hair dryer... 814 01:05:12,627 --> 01:05:15,061 Why did you do this for me? 815 01:05:18,235 --> 01:05:20,601 So you'd come back to work and wait on me. 816 01:05:21,672 --> 01:05:25,074 Do you have some idea how strange that sounds? 817 01:05:25,144 --> 01:05:26,577 Well, I mean... 818 01:05:26,646 --> 01:05:29,581 I'm worried you did this be... 819 01:05:45,570 --> 01:05:48,699 Are you waiting for me to say something? 820 01:05:52,846 --> 01:05:54,278 Look. 821 01:05:57,084 --> 01:05:59,018 I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow. 822 01:05:59,086 --> 01:06:02,614 I don't think this can wait. I need to clear this up now. 823 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:04,951 Clear what up? 824 01:06:08,232 --> 01:06:10,530 I'm not going to sleep with you. 825 01:06:10,601 --> 01:06:13,468 I will never sleep with you! Never, ever! 826 01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,804 Not ever! 827 01:06:24,018 --> 01:06:25,952 I'm sorry, but... 828 01:06:27,756 --> 01:06:31,523 we don't open for the "no sex" oaths until 9:00 a.m. 829 01:06:33,497 --> 01:06:34,931 I'm not kidding. 830 01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:38,100 Anything else? 831 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,399 just... 832 01:06:45,778 --> 01:06:47,713 thank you. 833 01:06:51,953 --> 01:06:53,888 So you'll be at work tomorrow? 834 01:06:58,396 --> 01:06:59,988 Yes. 835 01:07:15,017 --> 01:07:17,075 "Never," she says. 836 01:07:36,810 --> 01:07:39,747 I took a chance you were up. 837 01:07:41,150 --> 01:07:43,482 I brought you some Chinese soup. 838 01:07:46,657 --> 01:07:48,249 Thanks. 839 01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:07,945 I've never been this tired in my life. 840 01:08:15,793 --> 01:08:17,728 I haven't been sleeping. 841 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,194 I haven't been clear in my head... 842 01:08:23,269 --> 01:08:25,534 or felt like myself. 843 01:08:28,542 --> 01:08:29,634 I'm in trouble. 844 01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:34,573 It's not just the tiredness. 845 01:08:34,651 --> 01:08:38,382 - Boy. - Sick. Nauseous. 846 01:08:38,455 --> 01:08:40,424 Sleepy. 847 01:08:40,493 --> 01:08:42,653 Where everything looks distorted... 848 01:08:42,728 --> 01:08:44,855 and everything inside you... 849 01:08:44,930 --> 01:08:49,300 kind of aches and you can barely find the will to complain. 850 01:08:49,369 --> 01:08:51,132 Yeah. 851 01:08:54,842 --> 01:08:57,744 I'm glad we did this. 852 01:08:59,149 --> 01:09:01,241 Good talking to you. 853 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:12,363 You are not still writing that thank-you note. 854 01:09:12,433 --> 01:09:15,027 I'm on the last page. How do you spell "conscience"? 855 01:09:16,538 --> 01:09:20,134 C-O-N-S-C-I-E-N-C-E. 856 01:09:20,209 --> 01:09:23,770 Look, I got Sean from the bakery to baby-sit so we could go out. 857 01:09:25,615 --> 01:09:28,107 I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. 858 01:09:28,186 --> 01:09:31,279 - Could you spell it again, please? - Spencer's okay. 859 01:09:31,356 --> 01:09:34,724 You better start finding something else to do with your free time. 860 01:09:35,929 --> 01:09:38,557 - Sean, are you hungry? - Yes. 861 01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:41,065 All right. We got pizza. 862 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:44,299 Carol and I are going out. Sausage and pepperoni. 863 01:09:44,373 --> 01:09:46,602 You want to make this later for you and Spencer? 864 01:09:48,344 --> 01:09:51,337 We are going out, like people do. 865 01:09:53,918 --> 01:09:57,182 If you can't feel good about this break... 866 01:09:57,255 --> 01:10:00,419 and step out a little... 867 01:10:00,494 --> 01:10:03,292 then I think you ought to have Mr. Udall... 868 01:10:03,363 --> 01:10:05,525 send you over a psychiatrist. 869 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,502 I don't need one, because I know what's really going on here! 870 01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:14,402 I gotta finish this letter or I'll go nuts. 871 01:10:14,478 --> 01:10:17,072 This can't be right. "Con-science?" 872 01:10:24,957 --> 01:10:26,049 What? 873 01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:46,747 It's very weird now not feeling that... 874 01:10:46,819 --> 01:10:49,720 stupid panic thing inside me all the time. 875 01:10:51,858 --> 01:10:55,021 Without that, I just start thinking about myself. 876 01:10:55,095 --> 01:10:58,030 And what good does that ever get anybody? 877 01:11:01,938 --> 01:11:05,466 Today on the bus there was this adorable couple... 878 01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:07,510 and I felt myself... 879 01:11:09,548 --> 01:11:10,879 giving them a dirty look. 880 01:11:13,886 --> 01:11:18,290 I just had no idea everything was... 881 01:11:27,036 --> 01:11:28,628 Go ahead. 882 01:11:30,874 --> 01:11:33,811 Moving in the wrong direction. 883 01:11:34,881 --> 01:11:37,041 Away from a time... 884 01:11:37,115 --> 01:11:41,075 when I remembered what it was like to have a man to anything. 885 01:11:41,154 --> 01:11:43,884 Hold fucking... 886 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:47,154 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 887 01:11:47,229 --> 01:11:50,562 Hands with, for Christ's sake! 888 01:11:53,702 --> 01:11:57,503 I felt almost really bad... 889 01:11:57,575 --> 01:11:59,133 that Dr. Bettes is married. 890 01:12:03,349 --> 01:12:07,286 Which is probably why I make Spencer hug me more than he wants to. 891 01:12:10,425 --> 01:12:12,359 Poor kid doesn't have enough problems. 892 01:12:12,427 --> 01:12:15,362 He has to make up for his mom not getting any. 893 01:12:19,603 --> 01:12:21,537 Who needs these thoughts? 894 01:12:22,473 --> 01:12:25,533 So what are you saying? That you're frustrated? 895 01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:28,239 Leave me be! Why are you doing this? 896 01:12:28,315 --> 01:12:30,806 What is it you want? 897 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:33,010 I hope getting me to think about everything that's wrong... 898 01:12:33,086 --> 01:12:35,055 when all I want to do is not do that... 899 01:12:35,123 --> 01:12:37,057 has some purpose. 900 01:12:38,727 --> 01:12:43,165 Really, Mom, what is it you want? What? 901 01:12:43,233 --> 01:12:45,564 I want us to go out. 902 01:12:53,947 --> 01:12:56,210 Okay. 903 01:13:16,509 --> 01:13:17,999 Thank you. 904 01:13:18,044 --> 01:13:20,308 Now I gotta send you a thank-you note. 905 01:13:21,516 --> 01:13:25,077 Oh, look. Evelyn's here and her giant,Joey. 906 01:13:28,425 --> 01:13:28,557 That's really why you brought me here? 907 01:13:28,557 --> 01:13:30,855 That's really why you brought me here? 908 01:13:30,927 --> 01:13:33,657 Well, you know, it's not even mine. 909 01:13:33,730 --> 01:13:36,791 And this guy Simon seems to have enough on his mind. 910 01:13:36,869 --> 01:13:40,999 But the dog did throw up twice last night and his spark is off. 911 01:13:41,074 --> 01:13:44,010 - Well, take him to the vet. - I did. 912 01:13:44,078 --> 01:13:48,310 They say his stomach's out of whack and they need him for a couple of days. 913 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:49,940 Well, do it! 914 01:13:51,153 --> 01:13:53,816 - Sorry. - Excuse me. 915 01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:58,182 - This is for later. - What's this? 916 01:13:59,464 --> 01:14:01,955 - It's a note. - A note? 917 01:14:03,034 --> 01:14:04,763 Yeah, it's a thank-you note. 918 01:14:04,837 --> 01:14:06,964 Thank-you note? No, no. 919 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,565 - You can read it later. - No, thank you. 920 01:14:09,644 --> 01:14:11,373 No thank-you note. 921 01:14:14,582 --> 01:14:16,380 Thank you. 922 01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:24,352 She's nice. 923 01:14:26,263 --> 01:14:28,288 - Yeah. - Real nice, huh? 924 01:14:28,366 --> 01:14:30,300 Really nice. 925 01:14:32,473 --> 01:14:37,467 Shouldn't that be a good thing, telling somebody, "No thanks required"? 926 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,576 Sure looks like it went over too. 927 01:14:44,387 --> 01:14:46,322 Look at you! 928 01:14:48,659 --> 01:14:52,287 You're sure making the rounds. Simon says you brought him soup. 929 01:14:57,670 --> 01:14:59,637 - What? - Look at you. 930 01:14:59,706 --> 01:15:03,405 - You think I'm a mark. - You helped with the dog and now this. 931 01:15:03,478 --> 01:15:06,344 Hey, I'm as concerned about Simon as you are. 932 01:15:06,415 --> 01:15:09,510 - Concerned? - It's not just financial assistance. 933 01:15:09,586 --> 01:15:12,714 He's gotta get to Baltimore to ask his parents for money tomorrow. 934 01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:16,452 Well, yeah. I mean, if his parents are alive. 935 01:15:16,528 --> 01:15:18,497 They have to help. It's the rules. 936 01:15:18,564 --> 01:15:21,658 That's great. Let them help him. 937 01:15:24,004 --> 01:15:26,269 Only, uh... 938 01:15:26,340 --> 01:15:30,674 I got a high-maintenance selling painter coming through, so I'm out. 939 01:15:31,747 --> 01:15:33,181 Can you drive him? 940 01:15:35,452 --> 01:15:37,545 Think white and get serious. 941 01:15:39,390 --> 01:15:40,949 Take my car. A convertible. 942 01:15:43,195 --> 01:15:44,924 Do you drive? 943 01:15:44,997 --> 01:15:48,057 Like the wind. But I'm not doin' it! 944 01:15:48,135 --> 01:15:50,627 Gettin' loud. 945 01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:55,103 He wants me to take his car and his client to Baltimore. 946 01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:57,873 I want your life for one minute, where my big problem is... 947 01:15:57,947 --> 01:16:01,543 somebody offers me a free convertible so I can get out of this city. 948 01:16:08,895 --> 01:16:12,559 - Go ahead, girl. - Okay, I'll do it. 949 01:16:12,633 --> 01:16:14,259 I'll take him. 950 01:16:14,336 --> 01:16:16,394 Yeah, get him ready, packed. 951 01:16:16,470 --> 01:16:18,961 Tomorrow morning I'll take him. 952 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,805 - Fine. Okay. - Okay. 953 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:26,580 I'll see you tomorrow. Let's not drag this out. 954 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:29,085 We don't enjoy one another that much. 955 01:16:34,426 --> 01:16:37,363 If there is a mental health foundation that raises money for people like you... 956 01:16:37,430 --> 01:16:39,489 please be sure to let me know. 957 01:16:40,468 --> 01:16:42,332 Last-word freak. 958 01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:46,033 - Good luck, lady. - Was he talking to me? 959 01:16:46,109 --> 01:16:49,510 - So anything else? - Yeah. 960 01:16:51,715 --> 01:16:54,548 I'm gonna give my queer neighbor a lift to Baltimore. 961 01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:03,052 What I did for you, it's working out? 962 01:17:07,569 --> 01:17:09,729 What you did changed my life. 963 01:17:14,644 --> 01:17:17,204 No thank-you note. 964 01:17:17,281 --> 01:17:20,648 Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life... 965 01:17:20,718 --> 01:17:22,687 which you won't read... 966 01:17:24,190 --> 01:17:26,318 is that somehow you have done more... 967 01:17:26,393 --> 01:17:28,691 for my mother, my son... 968 01:17:28,762 --> 01:17:32,095 and me than anybody else ever has. 969 01:17:32,167 --> 01:17:35,330 I'm just gonna read you this part of it. 970 01:17:37,173 --> 01:17:40,302 "And that makes you the most important, surprising... 971 01:17:40,377 --> 01:17:42,504 generous person I ever met in my life... 972 01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:45,481 and that you're gonna be in our prayers... 973 01:17:45,551 --> 01:17:47,485 our daily prayers forever." 974 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:50,046 Lovely. 975 01:17:52,559 --> 01:17:55,290 I also wrote one part I'm just gonna say. 976 01:17:55,363 --> 01:17:56,921 I wrote, "I'm sorry." 977 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:04,132 I was talking about I was sorry when I got mad at you for... 978 01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:07,473 when you came over and you told my son that he ought to answer back. 979 01:18:07,544 --> 01:18:10,480 So I wrote that I was sorry about that and that I... 980 01:18:10,549 --> 01:18:14,884 I was sorry for busting you on that and busting in on you that night... 981 01:18:14,954 --> 01:18:16,387 when I said I was never... 982 01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:22,424 I was sorry, and I'm sorry for every time your food was cold... 983 01:18:22,497 --> 01:18:25,434 and that you had to wait two seconds for a coffee filler... 984 01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:28,470 and I'm sorry for never spotting right there at the table in the restaurant... 985 01:18:28,539 --> 01:18:32,601 the human being that had it in him to do this thing for us. 986 01:18:34,146 --> 01:18:36,341 You know what? I'm just gonna start from the beginning. 987 01:18:36,415 --> 01:18:38,781 "I have not been able... 988 01:18:38,851 --> 01:18:41,412 to express my gratefulness to you. 989 01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:43,479 Even as I look at the word 'grateful' now... 990 01:18:43,558 --> 01:18:45,583 it doesn't begin to tell you what I feel." 991 01:18:49,932 --> 01:18:54,767 That's nice of you. Thank you. 992 01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,374 Thank you. 993 01:19:09,090 --> 01:19:11,148 Now I want you to do something for me. 994 01:19:19,737 --> 01:19:22,331 I'm sorry. Didn't I say, "What?" 995 01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:25,001 I thought I said "What?" 996 01:19:27,813 --> 01:19:28,905 What? 997 01:19:28,982 --> 01:19:31,348 I want you to go on this trip. 998 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,412 No, sir. 999 01:19:33,488 --> 01:19:35,479 I can't do this without you. 1000 01:19:35,556 --> 01:19:39,754 I'm afraid he might pull the stiff"one eye" on me. 1001 01:19:39,828 --> 01:19:41,490 I need you to chaperone. 1002 01:19:41,564 --> 01:19:44,056 Separate everything but cars. 1003 01:19:44,134 --> 01:19:46,694 You said you like convertibles. Now I'm on the hook. 1004 01:19:46,771 --> 01:19:49,262 I'm sorry. The stiff"one eye"? 1005 01:19:49,341 --> 01:19:51,367 - Two days. - I can't. I work. 1006 01:19:51,444 --> 01:19:53,935 - You get off when you want to. - My son. 1007 01:19:54,013 --> 01:19:55,674 Bettes said he's doin' fine. 1008 01:19:57,384 --> 01:20:00,013 - Melvin, I'd rather not. - What's that got to do with it? 1009 01:20:00,088 --> 01:20:04,218 - I thought it was a strong point. - Write a note, ain't she sweet. 1010 01:20:04,293 --> 01:20:06,695 I need a hand, and where did she go? 1011 01:20:06,764 --> 01:20:09,630 Are you saying accepting your help obligates me? 1012 01:20:11,569 --> 01:20:13,595 Is there any other way to see it? 1013 01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:26,982 Here's a little suitcase... 1014 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,923 shocked that it's being used. 1015 01:20:38,837 --> 01:20:41,635 There's no way to pack for this trip. 1016 01:21:05,404 --> 01:21:09,307 - You're still comin', aren't you? - yes, 1017 01:21:10,545 --> 01:21:12,672 I would like to know exactly where we are going. 1018 01:21:14,616 --> 01:21:19,054 just south of Baltimore, Maryland, and I know what you're gonna say next. 1019 01:21:19,122 --> 01:21:22,387 I mean, I think I know, 1020 01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:24,792 I'm not sure... 1021 01:21:24,862 --> 01:21:27,490 but I think so, 1022 01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:29,864 There's no need for me to bring anything dressy? 1023 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:33,404 I didn't know... 1024 01:21:33,474 --> 01:21:35,998 if we were eating in any restaurants that have dress codes. 1025 01:21:37,545 --> 01:21:41,003 Well, I don't... 1026 01:21:41,082 --> 01:21:43,210 I mean, maybe, 1027 01:21:43,286 --> 01:21:45,549 I mean, yes! Let's. 1028 01:21:47,392 --> 01:21:48,483 Gotcha. 1029 01:21:51,664 --> 01:21:55,657 - What did you think I was gonna ask? - Whether crabs were in season now. 1030 01:21:56,736 --> 01:21:59,830 Okay, then. Good night. 1031 01:22:04,613 --> 01:22:07,548 Anything unusual in the dog's diet? 1032 01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:12,319 - Everybody gets their own cage? - Certainly. 1033 01:22:12,390 --> 01:22:15,621 Put him in with that one, not that one. Builds his confidence. 1034 01:22:17,095 --> 01:22:18,529 Lip kiss. 1035 01:22:22,402 --> 01:22:24,893 I love you. I'll miss you. 1036 01:22:24,971 --> 01:22:28,100 Hey! Real sensitive! 1037 01:22:28,911 --> 01:22:31,937 - Bye. - Call me when you get settled. 1038 01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:42,851 Don't worry, Mom! Have a good time! 1039 01:22:42,928 --> 01:22:45,624 - Don't run. - Have fun! Don't worry! 1040 01:22:45,698 --> 01:22:50,033 - Have fun, but don't run. - Grandma will take care of me! Bye! 1041 01:22:54,443 --> 01:22:57,901 - I'm sorry I'm not taking you myself. - So am I, Frank. 1042 01:22:57,981 --> 01:22:59,915 Give me a hug. 1043 01:23:01,886 --> 01:23:04,615 - Everything's gonna be okay, all right? - Yeah. 1044 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,282 Soak it up. 1045 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:10,517 It's your last chance for a hug for a few days. 1046 01:23:25,882 --> 01:23:27,817 Thank you for being on time. 1047 01:23:32,992 --> 01:23:35,221 Carol the waitress. Simon the fag. 1048 01:23:38,766 --> 01:23:41,530 Hello. Holy God! Who did that to you? 1049 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:47,135 Um, I was attacked. 1050 01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:49,644 I walked in on some men robbing me... 1051 01:23:49,712 --> 01:23:52,705 and I was hospitalized. 1052 01:23:54,786 --> 01:23:58,018 - I almost died. - Let's do the small talk in the car. 1053 01:23:58,089 --> 01:24:00,025 Let's go. 1054 01:24:02,229 --> 01:24:04,389 How are you, sir? Oh, I was gonna do that for you. 1055 01:24:04,465 --> 01:24:06,592 It's all right. Where should we sit? 1056 01:24:06,668 --> 01:24:09,934 I, uh... Well, there's no place cards or anything. 1057 01:24:10,005 --> 01:24:14,442 You look like you need more room, so I'll sit in the back. 1058 01:24:29,396 --> 01:24:32,729 Never a break. Never. 1059 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:35,736 Thank you for the seat. That was very thoughtful. 1060 01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:40,472 - You look like you're crowded in there. - It's all right. 1061 01:24:43,381 --> 01:24:44,814 Thanks. 1062 01:24:53,894 --> 01:24:55,759 Thank you. 1063 01:24:57,332 --> 01:24:59,266 You're welcome. 1064 01:25:03,173 --> 01:25:06,267 I've got the whole trip programmed. 1065 01:25:10,783 --> 01:25:14,310 I'm just kidding. I wanted to see what you'd do. 1066 01:25:16,022 --> 01:25:18,184 Seriously. 1067 01:25:18,259 --> 01:25:20,921 We got good stuff here. 1068 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:36,476 When it's not always raining There'll be days like this 1069 01:25:36,549 --> 01:25:39,279 - When there's no complaining - I like this music. 1070 01:25:39,352 --> 01:25:41,513 There'll be days like this 1071 01:25:41,588 --> 01:25:44,148 I like this music. 1072 01:25:44,224 --> 01:25:46,920 Like the flick of a switch 1073 01:25:46,995 --> 01:25:49,520 Well, my mama told me 1074 01:25:49,598 --> 01:25:52,897 There'll be days like this 1075 01:25:52,970 --> 01:25:58,569 Well, I'm looking for my girl I wonder where can she be 1076 01:25:58,644 --> 01:26:02,808 Simon, I'm sure they did something really off for you to feel this way... 1077 01:26:02,881 --> 01:26:06,284 but when it comes to your parents or your kid... 1078 01:26:06,353 --> 01:26:10,757 something will always be off for you unless you set it straight. 1079 01:26:10,826 --> 01:26:15,594 And maybe this thing happened to you just to give you a chance to do that. 1080 01:26:15,665 --> 01:26:18,600 Nonsense. And you want to know why? 1081 01:26:18,669 --> 01:26:21,605 Anybody here who's interested in what Melvin has to say, raise their hand. 1082 01:26:31,285 --> 01:26:34,151 Do you want to know what happened with my parents? 1083 01:26:34,222 --> 01:26:35,952 Yes. 1084 01:26:37,027 --> 01:26:38,790 - When I was a kid... - No, wait. 1085 01:26:38,862 --> 01:26:41,728 I'm gonna pull over, give you my full attention. 1086 01:26:45,369 --> 01:26:50,535 Well, I always painted, and my mother always encouraged it. 1087 01:26:50,609 --> 01:26:54,740 I mean, she was really sort of fabulous about it, actually. 1088 01:26:54,815 --> 01:26:57,909 And she used to... 1089 01:26:57,985 --> 01:27:01,615 I was too young to think that there was anything wrong with it. 1090 01:27:01,690 --> 01:27:06,924 She was very natural, so she used to pose nude for me. 1091 01:27:08,399 --> 01:27:11,128 And I always thought, or I guess I assumed... 1092 01:27:11,202 --> 01:27:13,261 that my father knew about it. 1093 01:27:13,338 --> 01:27:15,170 This stuff is pointless. 1094 01:27:15,241 --> 01:27:18,836 - Hey, let him finish... - You like sad stories? Wanna hear mine? 1095 01:27:18,912 --> 01:27:20,072 Stop. 1096 01:27:23,251 --> 01:27:26,982 Go ahead, really. Please don't let him stop you. 1097 01:27:28,924 --> 01:27:34,591 One day he walked in and found us, and he started screaming. 1098 01:27:34,665 --> 01:27:37,430 My father didn't come out of his room for 1 1 years. 1099 01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:40,528 He used to hit me on the hands with a yardstick if I made a mistake... 1100 01:27:40,607 --> 01:27:42,471 playing the piano. 1101 01:27:46,615 --> 01:27:48,047 Go ahead, Simon. 1102 01:27:48,116 --> 01:27:51,644 So you said he came in your room and he was yelling? 1103 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,348 - Uh-huh. - Please, come on. 1104 01:27:56,493 --> 01:27:59,462 - He was, um... - Come on. 1105 01:27:59,530 --> 01:28:02,397 Yeah, I know. I was... 1106 01:28:02,468 --> 01:28:04,902 I remember I was defending my mother... 1107 01:28:04,970 --> 01:28:07,598 and I was trying to, you know... 1108 01:28:07,673 --> 01:28:10,871 make peace in the lamest way. 1109 01:28:10,945 --> 01:28:13,470 I said... 1110 01:28:13,548 --> 01:28:16,039 "She's not naked. It's art." 1111 01:28:19,055 --> 01:28:20,750 He started hitting me... 1112 01:28:22,325 --> 01:28:26,126 and he beat me unconscious. 1113 01:28:26,198 --> 01:28:29,497 And he talked to me less and less after that. 1114 01:28:29,568 --> 01:28:32,731 I mean, he knew what I was before I did. 1115 01:28:32,805 --> 01:28:36,366 And the morning that I left for college... 1116 01:28:36,443 --> 01:28:38,378 he walked into my room... 1117 01:28:38,445 --> 01:28:41,415 and he held out his hand... 1118 01:28:41,484 --> 01:28:44,248 and it was filled with money. 1119 01:28:45,489 --> 01:28:49,859 A big, sweaty wad of money. 1120 01:28:51,864 --> 01:28:55,698 And he said, "I don't want you to ever come back." 1121 01:28:57,205 --> 01:29:01,300 And I just grabbed him and I hugged him... 1122 01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:03,970 and he turned and walked out. 1123 01:29:16,293 --> 01:29:19,627 We all have these terrible stories to get over, and you... 1124 01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,223 That's not true. 1125 01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:24,098 Some of us have great stories, pretty stories... 1126 01:29:24,171 --> 01:29:26,298 that take place at lakes... 1127 01:29:26,373 --> 01:29:30,276 with boats and friends and noodle salad. 1128 01:29:30,346 --> 01:29:32,280 just no one in this car. 1129 01:29:32,348 --> 01:29:33,975 But a lot of people... 1130 01:29:34,050 --> 01:29:37,919 that's their story: good times, noodle salad. 1131 01:29:37,989 --> 01:29:42,016 What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad... 1132 01:29:42,094 --> 01:29:45,793 but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. 1133 01:29:45,866 --> 01:29:50,166 - No! I don't think so. - Not it at all, really. 1134 01:29:51,706 --> 01:29:53,138 Not it at all, huh? 1135 01:29:57,113 --> 01:30:00,914 Let's go to the hotel. 1136 01:30:00,985 --> 01:30:03,647 Tomorrow you'll see if you can get another big wad... 1137 01:30:03,721 --> 01:30:05,985 of sweaty money out of his hand. 1138 01:30:15,337 --> 01:30:17,861 Can I ask you a personal question? 1139 01:30:20,842 --> 01:30:22,401 Sure. 1140 01:30:23,814 --> 01:30:25,748 You ever get an erection over a woman? 1141 01:30:29,454 --> 01:30:32,912 I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you weren't... 1142 01:30:32,992 --> 01:30:35,084 You consider your life easy? 1143 01:30:37,129 --> 01:30:40,065 All right. I give you that one. 1144 01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:45,205 Nice packin'. 1145 01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:57,280 - Hey, Spence. - Hi, Mom, 1146 01:30:58,091 --> 01:31:00,856 - Wait till you hear, - Why are you out of breath? 1147 01:31:00,928 --> 01:31:03,988 Mom, I ran over a guy and scored a goal, 1148 01:31:04,064 --> 01:31:08,057 - You did? - yeah, He was big, Charlie, you know, 1149 01:31:08,136 --> 01:31:10,503 That's great! 1150 01:31:10,574 --> 01:31:13,542 - yep, Amazing, - Oh, my God, right? 1151 01:31:13,610 --> 01:31:16,306 Mom, we're playing again, Gotta go, Bye, 1152 01:31:16,381 --> 01:31:18,440 Wait.Just tell me... 1153 01:31:20,119 --> 01:31:24,489 - He scored a goal, - Mom, I don't believe it. 1154 01:31:24,557 --> 01:31:26,718 - Oh, you would've died. - Oh, my God,! 1155 01:31:28,561 --> 01:31:33,500 My son was outside playing soccer. Come on. 1156 01:31:33,568 --> 01:31:36,731 Take me out for a good time. Take me out dancing. 1157 01:31:36,806 --> 01:31:37,932 Dancing? 1158 01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:41,670 I can't. I'm exhausted. 1159 01:31:41,745 --> 01:31:44,578 Oh, come on. Please, come on. 1160 01:31:47,085 --> 01:31:48,576 All right. 1161 01:31:48,654 --> 01:31:50,815 You're right. 1162 01:31:50,891 --> 01:31:55,829 - Are you sad or something? - No, I'm nervous. 1163 01:31:55,898 --> 01:31:59,766 It would be very rough, Carol, if you weren't along. 1164 01:31:59,835 --> 01:32:01,598 What a nice compliment. 1165 01:32:14,888 --> 01:32:16,047 I'm happy. 1166 01:32:17,724 --> 01:32:19,783 And you're my date. 1167 01:32:21,530 --> 01:32:23,053 Let's get dressed. 1168 01:32:32,343 --> 01:32:34,777 - I'm gonna jump in the shower. - Okay. 1169 01:32:34,847 --> 01:32:37,338 - I'll be right with you. - Okay. 1170 01:33:15,265 --> 01:33:18,063 - All set? - Yeah. 1171 01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:24,700 - Do you sell hard-shell crabs? - Yes. 1172 01:33:24,776 --> 01:33:27,574 - Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 1173 01:33:36,491 --> 01:33:39,187 - Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 1174 01:33:40,564 --> 01:33:42,554 Thank you. 1175 01:33:42,632 --> 01:33:44,293 Good evening. 1176 01:33:44,367 --> 01:33:47,531 - Hi. You have hard-shells, right? - Stop asking everyone. 1177 01:33:47,606 --> 01:33:50,938 just him. Okay, you can answer. We worked it out. 1178 01:33:51,009 --> 01:33:52,500 Yes, we do. 1179 01:33:52,545 --> 01:33:55,571 Oh, and I can give you a tie and jacket. 1180 01:33:55,649 --> 01:33:58,618 - What? - They require a tie and jacket. 1181 01:33:58,687 --> 01:34:00,119 We have some available. 1182 01:34:14,105 --> 01:34:16,040 No, I'm not putting that on. 1183 01:34:17,043 --> 01:34:21,173 I'm also not going to let you inject me with the plague, either. 1184 01:34:21,248 --> 01:34:23,547 It's such a nice place. 1185 01:34:23,619 --> 01:34:26,110 You probably have these dry cleaned all the time, don't you? 1186 01:34:26,188 --> 01:34:28,019 Actually, I don't think so. 1187 01:34:36,133 --> 01:34:40,127 Well, you just wait here. 1188 01:34:41,574 --> 01:34:43,007 Excuse me. 1189 01:34:54,992 --> 01:34:56,926 Good evening. 1190 01:34:58,863 --> 01:35:01,855 - I need a coat and tie. - Well, come on in. 1191 01:35:05,938 --> 01:35:09,101 - Uh, that one. - This one? 1192 01:35:09,176 --> 01:35:11,906 That one, yeah. And this tie. 1193 01:35:21,258 --> 01:35:22,920 Excuse me. 1194 01:35:26,865 --> 01:35:30,767 She's here. We saved a table for you. 1195 01:35:30,837 --> 01:35:34,501 - Thanks. - Should I get her for you? 1196 01:35:34,575 --> 01:35:37,806 No, that's all right. I'll just watch. 1197 01:35:43,519 --> 01:35:47,421 - Can I buy you another drink? - This is plenty. No, thank you. 1198 01:36:31,581 --> 01:36:32,878 Oh. Wait. 1199 01:37:03,822 --> 01:37:06,382 You look so se... 1200 01:37:08,394 --> 01:37:10,885 You look, uh, great. 1201 01:37:13,266 --> 01:37:14,756 You look great. 1202 01:37:25,216 --> 01:37:26,706 You want to dance? 1203 01:37:28,353 --> 01:37:31,653 Well, I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before. 1204 01:37:31,724 --> 01:37:33,782 - And? - No. 1205 01:37:36,096 --> 01:37:38,588 I don't get this place. 1206 01:37:39,868 --> 01:37:43,566 They make me buy a new outfit and let you in in a housedress. 1207 01:37:44,540 --> 01:37:46,201 I don't get it. 1208 01:37:47,277 --> 01:37:49,801 What? No. Wait. Why? 1209 01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:52,941 Where are you goin'? Why? 1210 01:37:55,988 --> 01:37:59,686 I didn't mean it that way. You ought to sit down. 1211 01:37:59,759 --> 01:38:02,957 You can still give me the dirty look. just sit down and give it to me. 1212 01:38:03,030 --> 01:38:05,259 Pay me a compliment, Melvin. 1213 01:38:05,332 --> 01:38:08,426 I need one. Quick. 1214 01:38:08,503 --> 01:38:11,940 You have no idea how much what you just said hurt my feelings. 1215 01:38:12,009 --> 01:38:15,341 The mono-minute someone gets that they need you... 1216 01:38:15,412 --> 01:38:17,573 they threaten to walk out. 1217 01:38:17,650 --> 01:38:20,743 A compliment is something nice about somebody else. 1218 01:38:22,388 --> 01:38:26,119 - Now or never. - Okay. 1219 01:38:35,338 --> 01:38:36,771 And mean it. 1220 01:38:48,621 --> 01:38:50,055 Can we order first? 1221 01:38:57,967 --> 01:39:00,491 Two hard-shell crab dinners! 1222 01:39:00,569 --> 01:39:02,298 Pitcher of ice-cold beer! 1223 01:39:02,372 --> 01:39:04,203 Baked or fries? 1224 01:39:04,275 --> 01:39:05,708 Fries. 1225 01:39:10,082 --> 01:39:12,381 One baked, one fried. 1226 01:39:12,452 --> 01:39:15,147 I'll tell your waiter. 1227 01:39:15,221 --> 01:39:17,052 My waiter. 1228 01:39:17,124 --> 01:39:22,688 Okay, now, I got a real great compliment for you... 1229 01:39:22,764 --> 01:39:24,891 and it's true. 1230 01:39:24,966 --> 01:39:27,094 I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful. 1231 01:39:28,172 --> 01:39:30,732 Don't be pessimistic. It's not your style. 1232 01:39:31,976 --> 01:39:34,500 Okay, here I go. 1233 01:39:35,948 --> 01:39:38,109 Clearly a mistake. 1234 01:39:39,853 --> 01:39:44,223 I've got this, what, ailment? 1235 01:39:48,296 --> 01:39:51,824 My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time... 1236 01:39:51,902 --> 01:39:54,666 says that in 50 or 60 percent of the cases... 1237 01:39:54,738 --> 01:39:57,138 a pill really helps. 1238 01:39:58,209 --> 01:39:59,643 I hate pills. 1239 01:39:59,711 --> 01:40:01,975 Very dangerous thing, pills. 1240 01:40:02,048 --> 01:40:06,851 I'm using the word "hate" here about pills. 1241 01:40:06,921 --> 01:40:09,889 My compliment is, that night... 1242 01:40:09,957 --> 01:40:13,415 when you came over and told me that you would never... 1243 01:40:15,031 --> 01:40:19,263 All right, well, you were there. You know what you said. 1244 01:40:19,336 --> 01:40:21,896 Well, my compliment to you is... 1245 01:40:23,209 --> 01:40:27,771 the next morning I started taking the pills. 1246 01:40:31,452 --> 01:40:34,114 I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me. 1247 01:40:39,796 --> 01:40:42,356 You make me want to be a better man. 1248 01:40:55,249 --> 01:40:58,309 That's maybe the best compliment of my life. 1249 01:41:03,526 --> 01:41:05,551 Well, maybe I overshot a little. 1250 01:41:05,628 --> 01:41:08,563 I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out. 1251 01:41:21,048 --> 01:41:22,982 How's it goin' with those pills? 1252 01:41:24,519 --> 01:41:27,182 Good, I hope, I hope... 1253 01:41:32,830 --> 01:41:34,263 It's little by little. 1254 01:41:37,536 --> 01:41:40,472 It's exhausting talking like this. 1255 01:42:01,098 --> 01:42:04,431 Do you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid? 1256 01:42:05,972 --> 01:42:07,064 Never. 1257 01:42:08,575 --> 01:42:11,203 Here's the trouble with "never." 1258 01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:36,706 - You don't owe me that. - That wasn't payment. 1259 01:42:39,147 --> 01:42:42,082 When you first came in to breakfast, when I first saw you... 1260 01:42:42,150 --> 01:42:43,641 I thought you were handsome. 1261 01:42:45,756 --> 01:42:47,690 Then, of course, you spoke. 1262 01:42:50,930 --> 01:42:54,262 So now that your... 1263 01:42:54,333 --> 01:42:56,597 soft little underbelly is all exposed... 1264 01:42:56,670 --> 01:42:59,764 tell me, why did you bring me here? 1265 01:43:06,249 --> 01:43:07,682 It's... 1266 01:43:11,621 --> 01:43:13,555 a personal question. 1267 01:43:13,624 --> 01:43:17,026 - Tell me, even if you're scared. - Scared? 1268 01:43:17,095 --> 01:43:19,393 Tell me why you wanted me here. 1269 01:43:21,367 --> 01:43:22,892 It's okay. 1270 01:43:22,970 --> 01:43:25,905 If you ask me, I'll say yes. 1271 01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:29,699 Well, I... 1272 01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:33,512 I don't know. 1273 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:36,278 There's a lot of reasons. 1274 01:43:36,353 --> 01:43:39,755 I thought... one thought... maybe if you had sex with Simon... 1275 01:43:39,824 --> 01:43:41,485 What? 1276 01:43:43,662 --> 01:43:46,325 Well, that's just one idea. 1277 01:43:46,399 --> 01:43:48,264 That's why you brought me? 1278 01:43:48,336 --> 01:43:51,133 Like I'm a what... 1279 01:43:51,205 --> 01:43:53,902 and I owe you what? 1280 01:43:53,976 --> 01:43:56,409 I don't know why I brought you. 1281 01:43:56,479 --> 01:44:01,042 That was just one thought that I had. It came out first. That's all it was. 1282 01:44:01,118 --> 01:44:03,450 I thought, you kiss him, me. 1283 01:44:03,521 --> 01:44:06,456 When you two seemed to hit it off... 1284 01:44:06,525 --> 01:44:08,721 No, wait. That's... I didn't mean... 1285 01:44:08,795 --> 01:44:11,058 Forget what I said about Simon. 1286 01:44:11,131 --> 01:44:14,067 - I'll never forget you said it. - It's a mistake. 1287 01:44:15,803 --> 01:44:17,430 It was a mistake. 1288 01:44:23,913 --> 01:44:26,245 - Hello, this is Fred Bishop, -And Betty, 1289 01:44:26,317 --> 01:44:28,581 We're sorry to be unable to take your call right now, 1290 01:44:28,653 --> 01:44:31,019 Please leave a message with all the pertinent information, 1291 01:44:31,089 --> 01:44:32,853 -Say good-bye, - Good-bye, 1292 01:44:32,925 --> 01:44:34,654 Thank you, 1293 01:44:34,728 --> 01:44:36,662 It's Simon. 1294 01:44:38,232 --> 01:44:40,167 I'm in town. 1295 01:44:45,307 --> 01:44:48,436 Folks, you haven't been out later that 1 0:00 in your entire lives. 1296 01:44:48,512 --> 01:44:50,913 Please pick up the phone. 1297 01:44:53,418 --> 01:44:54,851 Really. 1298 01:44:59,692 --> 01:45:01,717 I'll try you in the morning. 1299 01:45:01,795 --> 01:45:04,094 I need to see you... 1300 01:45:04,165 --> 01:45:07,430 or at least get you to answer the phone. 1301 01:45:16,014 --> 01:45:18,881 How are you? 1302 01:45:18,951 --> 01:45:21,282 - Is this gonna be your room? - Our room. 1303 01:45:21,353 --> 01:45:24,447 I don't wanna see him, and he's not gonna knock on your door. 1304 01:45:24,523 --> 01:45:25,615 What happened? 1305 01:45:26,827 --> 01:45:28,762 Don't ask. 1306 01:45:31,332 --> 01:45:34,268 - Can you not be so violent? - I don't think so. 1307 01:45:34,337 --> 01:45:36,635 - Do you need help... - No! 1308 01:45:38,876 --> 01:45:42,142 I'm taking a big bath and ordering a big meal. 1309 01:45:42,214 --> 01:45:43,407 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 1310 01:45:45,785 --> 01:45:49,152 I'm tired of my own complaints. I gotta get some new thoughts. 1311 01:45:49,222 --> 01:45:50,849 What are you thinking about? 1312 01:45:52,392 --> 01:45:53,757 How to die, mostly. 1313 01:45:55,830 --> 01:45:59,063 Can you believe, in our little mix, you're the good roommate? 1314 01:46:12,718 --> 01:46:15,210 - Good night. - Good night. 1315 01:46:58,009 --> 01:46:59,943 Hold it. 1316 01:47:19,937 --> 01:47:23,030 - I have to draw you. - Huh? 1317 01:47:24,877 --> 01:47:26,674 I have to draw you. 1318 01:47:28,848 --> 01:47:31,443 Absolutely not. I'm a lot more shy than people think. 1319 01:47:31,518 --> 01:47:33,543 - I give off the wrong impression. - I have to. 1320 01:47:33,622 --> 01:47:35,487 I haven't sketched anything in weeks. 1321 01:47:35,558 --> 01:47:38,322 Stop staring. Do a vase. 1322 01:47:39,629 --> 01:47:40,721 But you're beautiful. 1323 01:47:40,797 --> 01:47:43,630 Your skin, your long neck... 1324 01:47:45,068 --> 01:47:47,799 the back, the line of you. 1325 01:47:49,943 --> 01:47:52,809 You're why cavemen chiseled on walls. 1326 01:47:56,417 --> 01:47:57,907 All right. Cut me a break. 1327 01:48:21,481 --> 01:48:23,506 The next thing I know she's... 1328 01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:26,748 sitting right there next to me. 1329 01:48:26,822 --> 01:48:29,484 Well, it's not right to go into details. 1330 01:48:29,559 --> 01:48:32,119 I got nervous. 1331 01:48:32,195 --> 01:48:34,858 I screwed up. I said the wrong thing. 1332 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:40,495 Where if I hadn't... 1333 01:48:40,572 --> 01:48:44,009 I could be in bed right now with a woman... 1334 01:48:44,078 --> 01:48:48,845 who if you make her laugh, you got a life. 1335 01:48:51,387 --> 01:48:54,288 Instead, I'm here with you. 1336 01:48:54,357 --> 01:48:57,986 No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug. 1337 01:49:02,935 --> 01:49:04,870 jameson, soda back. 1338 01:49:07,407 --> 01:49:09,602 I'm sorry. I don't care how you put this. 1339 01:49:09,676 --> 01:49:13,738 - We're being naughty here, pal. - No. 1340 01:49:13,816 --> 01:49:17,013 This is great. This is so great. 1341 01:49:17,086 --> 01:49:20,214 I swear to God, my hand won't even keep up. 1342 01:49:20,289 --> 01:49:22,554 - Hold it. - I'm just turning. 1343 01:49:22,626 --> 01:49:25,424 - Then hold that. Hold any of them. - Okay. This? 1344 01:49:25,497 --> 01:49:29,264 It doesn't matter. My hand's not even bothering me. 1345 01:49:29,335 --> 01:49:32,327 I can't... I just... 1346 01:49:32,405 --> 01:49:35,431 I can't get the angle with this cast. 1347 01:49:39,681 --> 01:49:41,615 Oh, careful. 1348 01:49:53,166 --> 01:49:55,794 Coming in. It's late. 1349 01:50:02,377 --> 01:50:04,039 Did you have sex with her? 1350 01:50:04,947 --> 01:50:06,914 You're sure you don't want your shampoos? 1351 01:50:12,023 --> 01:50:14,514 Sorry. 1352 01:50:14,592 --> 01:50:17,721 I didn't know she was still here. 1353 01:50:17,796 --> 01:50:20,822 - Did you have sex with her? - To hell with sex. 1354 01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:23,392 It was better than sex. We held each other. 1355 01:50:24,905 --> 01:50:28,363 What I need he gave me great. 1356 01:50:28,443 --> 01:50:31,436 I'll get dressed in a hurry. 1357 01:50:36,353 --> 01:50:38,287 I just love her. 1358 01:50:44,430 --> 01:50:46,365 How are you doin'? 1359 01:51:02,254 --> 01:51:04,745 - Hello? - Mom? Hi. 1360 01:51:04,789 --> 01:51:08,349 Hello, Simon, you were right, We were home last night, 1361 01:51:08,427 --> 01:51:10,452 Do you have to whisper? I can barely hear you. 1362 01:51:10,530 --> 01:51:13,225 - I'm not a screamer, - No, no. 1363 01:51:13,300 --> 01:51:15,996 It was the luckiest thing you didn't answer last night. 1364 01:51:16,070 --> 01:51:18,198 - your father hasn't been feeling well, - I can't hear you. 1365 01:51:18,274 --> 01:51:21,175 - It's too late to start, Hold on, - Hold for what? 1366 01:51:21,243 --> 01:51:23,609 What are you gonna do? Where are you going? 1367 01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:26,582 I get why you're angry with me, but it's no snap to... 1368 01:51:26,651 --> 01:51:29,642 - He's talking to his parents. - Then you listen to me. 1369 01:51:29,721 --> 01:51:32,849 Truly no grudges, okay? Truly. 1370 01:51:32,926 --> 01:51:37,192 It was odd that you didn't come see me when you heard I was hurt, but... 1371 01:51:37,264 --> 01:51:40,700 - We almost did, - I don't even want to talk about it. 1372 01:51:40,769 --> 01:51:43,829 The important thing is that your son is happy. 1373 01:51:43,906 --> 01:51:46,999 - you do sound different, - Yes, I'm working again. 1374 01:51:47,076 --> 01:51:50,377 - Good, About money... - I don't need anything. 1375 01:51:50,447 --> 01:51:52,938 I'll drop you a line from wherever I land. 1376 01:51:53,017 --> 01:51:56,043 Then it's up to you to make the next move, and I hope you do. 1377 01:51:56,121 --> 01:51:58,147 He's gonna want to stay. 1378 01:51:58,224 --> 01:52:01,853 They'll want to take a ride to the lake or whatever. 1379 01:52:01,929 --> 01:52:04,956 - Okay. Bye-bye. - Bye, dear, 1380 01:52:05,033 --> 01:52:08,059 - He's gonna feel stirred up. - Bye, Mom. 1381 01:52:08,136 --> 01:52:10,467 We'll probably have a good five-hour drive. 1382 01:52:10,539 --> 01:52:13,236 - It'll give us a chance to relax... - So? 1383 01:52:13,310 --> 01:52:15,801 - and be together alone. - I'm coming with you. 1384 01:52:16,714 --> 01:52:19,707 - What about your parents? - No, I'll take care of myself. 1385 01:52:19,785 --> 01:52:23,551 What are you talking about? You got real problems. 1386 01:52:24,491 --> 01:52:27,824 I know. I'm a little bit nervous. 1387 01:52:27,895 --> 01:52:31,729 Suddenly everything seems so easy. 1388 01:52:31,799 --> 01:52:34,927 Carol, a load has been lifted. 1389 01:52:37,607 --> 01:52:40,838 - One night with me. - You think you're kidding. 1390 01:52:42,513 --> 01:52:46,746 - Ah, geez. No choice. - I got a gift for you. 1391 01:52:46,818 --> 01:52:50,516 Nothing like no choice to make you feel at home. 1392 01:52:50,591 --> 01:52:52,787 Let me see. 1393 01:52:52,861 --> 01:52:55,294 Ah. Gorgeous. 1394 01:52:55,363 --> 01:53:00,267 Do it then, and pick up the dog. I can't believe you let it stay there. 1395 01:53:00,337 --> 01:53:01,769 Good-bye. 1396 01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:05,603 Your luck's running. 1397 01:53:05,675 --> 01:53:09,272 They sublet your place. You're homeless. 1398 01:53:11,283 --> 01:53:14,651 Frank's got a line on another place you can use for now. 1399 01:53:14,722 --> 01:53:18,249 - Another place where? - Does it matter? 1400 01:53:22,899 --> 01:53:25,059 It doesn't. 1401 01:53:25,969 --> 01:53:28,334 I'm fine. Like the hat? 1402 01:53:30,308 --> 01:53:31,969 I'm sorry. 1403 01:53:55,474 --> 01:53:59,001 I love you 1404 01:54:01,748 --> 01:54:04,308 For sentimental reasons 1405 01:54:04,384 --> 01:54:06,944 I don't want to hear that music right now. 1406 01:54:07,020 --> 01:54:10,012 - You said you liked it. - I don't. 1407 01:54:12,428 --> 01:54:15,830 - This one has a meaning. - It's your call... 1408 01:54:15,898 --> 01:54:18,800 but I don't want to hear it, if that means anything. 1409 01:54:38,561 --> 01:54:40,893 Yes, sir. All right. 1410 01:54:40,964 --> 01:54:45,230 Here's the keys to my apartment. 1411 01:54:45,303 --> 01:54:49,673 You go up there and wait. I'm gonna take Carol home. 1412 01:54:50,609 --> 01:54:53,100 - I'll take a bus. - No, I'll take you. 1413 01:54:59,721 --> 01:55:02,349 Can you come here? 1414 01:55:02,424 --> 01:55:05,360 - I don't care what you did for me. - What's wrong? 1415 01:55:06,663 --> 01:55:09,154 I don't think I want to know you anymore. 1416 01:55:09,233 --> 01:55:11,929 All you do is make me feel bad about myself. 1417 01:55:15,508 --> 01:55:17,442 You have my number. 1418 01:55:19,947 --> 01:55:22,040 Let him take you home. 1419 01:55:22,116 --> 01:55:24,051 I don't want to. 1420 01:55:25,154 --> 01:55:28,352 - I love you. - Love you too. 1421 01:55:38,203 --> 01:55:40,137 Don't say anything. 1422 01:55:43,110 --> 01:55:46,910 I gotta get ahold of Frank, see where I'm hanging my hat. 1423 01:55:46,982 --> 01:55:49,313 Well... 1424 01:55:49,384 --> 01:55:52,149 I think you're gonna have to camp it here. 1425 01:55:52,221 --> 01:55:55,282 - What are you talking about? - Oh, look! There's Verdell! 1426 01:55:55,359 --> 01:55:56,689 Look at you! 1427 01:55:56,760 --> 01:55:58,819 - Come here. - Look at you. 1428 01:56:04,870 --> 01:56:07,431 Mommy and Daddy are home. 1429 01:56:09,910 --> 01:56:12,936 Sorry. You're just fun to mess with. 1430 01:56:15,417 --> 01:56:20,548 They rented your place furnished. jackie brought your personal things. 1431 01:56:20,623 --> 01:56:24,060 They were gonna set you up in here. It's an extra room. 1432 01:56:24,129 --> 01:56:26,063 I never use it. 1433 01:56:26,131 --> 01:56:29,157 It's got good light. No other choice, really. 1434 01:56:29,235 --> 01:56:31,169 I'm coming. 1435 01:56:33,373 --> 01:56:37,868 It's nice. 1436 01:56:37,946 --> 01:56:40,039 It looks good. 1437 01:56:41,417 --> 01:56:44,352 They got your music... 1438 01:56:44,421 --> 01:56:46,982 paintings, paints. 1439 01:56:47,058 --> 01:56:49,253 Have to say they did a good job. 1440 01:56:52,564 --> 01:56:55,159 Well, it's gonna be okay, huh? 1441 01:56:55,234 --> 01:56:58,225 - Cozy, huh? - Yeah. 1442 01:57:03,946 --> 01:57:05,037 Thank you. 1443 01:57:07,282 --> 01:57:08,773 You overwhelm me. 1444 01:57:15,860 --> 01:57:17,259 I love you. 1445 01:57:23,838 --> 01:57:26,272 I tell you, buddy. 1446 01:57:26,341 --> 01:57:29,777 I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me. 1447 01:57:42,661 --> 01:57:44,891 Make yourself at home. 1448 01:57:47,133 --> 01:57:50,501 Anything else in the bag? 1449 01:57:50,571 --> 01:57:54,200 - I played soccer while you were away. - Yeah, I know. 1450 01:57:54,276 --> 01:57:57,735 I love my cookbook. 1451 01:57:57,814 --> 01:58:01,181 It's great. It's got all these wonderful recipes in here. 1452 01:58:01,252 --> 01:58:04,780 It says something for shark. I never fixed shark before. 1453 01:58:04,856 --> 01:58:08,314 "Shark With A Bite." Would you like that, Spencer? 1454 01:58:08,393 --> 01:58:11,420 There's some cookies here called "Wasps' Nest." 1455 01:58:14,736 --> 01:58:18,263 Where is my big, hairy boy? 1456 01:58:18,340 --> 01:58:20,832 Where is he? 1457 01:58:20,911 --> 01:58:24,312 Where is my beautiful boy? Sweetheart. 1458 01:58:25,682 --> 01:58:27,947 Oh, you're in bed. 1459 01:58:28,019 --> 01:58:29,782 Oh, no. 1460 01:58:30,788 --> 01:58:32,449 Yeah. 1461 01:58:34,427 --> 01:58:38,727 I just didn't think Verdell should get too comfortable... 1462 01:58:38,799 --> 01:58:40,734 - sleeping in here. - Look. 1463 01:58:40,801 --> 01:58:43,362 - It's not gonna... - The dog's already comfortable. 1464 01:58:47,310 --> 01:58:48,640 Is this okay? 1465 01:58:53,451 --> 01:58:55,248 It's me. Hi! 1466 01:58:55,320 --> 01:58:57,083 Yes. 1467 01:58:57,155 --> 01:59:00,887 He took me in. Yes. It's Carol for you. 1468 01:59:00,961 --> 01:59:04,158 I practically fainted when I walked in. 1469 01:59:04,232 --> 01:59:06,326 - Take the dog. - I gotta go. 1470 01:59:06,401 --> 01:59:10,497 -Just take the dog. - Oh, come here. 1471 01:59:12,174 --> 01:59:14,302 Come on. Move faster. 1472 01:59:14,379 --> 01:59:18,405 - Don't limp. Move fast. - Good luck. 1473 01:59:32,401 --> 01:59:35,494 - Yeah. - How are you doing? 1474 01:59:35,572 --> 01:59:40,134 - Not so hot. - Why? What's wrong? 1475 01:59:40,211 --> 01:59:43,373 I don't know whether I'm being sensible or hard on you. 1476 01:59:43,447 --> 01:59:45,541 Maybe both, Maybe, 1477 01:59:45,618 --> 01:59:49,748 See, right there, I don't know whether you're being cute or crazy. 1478 01:59:49,822 --> 01:59:52,951 - Cute. - Don't answer everything I say. 1479 01:59:53,027 --> 01:59:56,485 just listen to me, okay? Listen to me. 1480 01:59:57,967 --> 02:00:02,233 It's really something that you're looking after Simon. 1481 02:00:02,305 --> 02:00:05,366 And what I said on the street... 1482 02:00:05,442 --> 02:00:07,843 that was a bad thing to say. 1483 02:00:07,913 --> 02:00:12,248 It made me sick to my stomach. It was a bad thing to say. 1484 02:00:14,788 --> 02:00:19,521 I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoy your company. 1485 02:00:21,096 --> 02:00:24,328 But the truth is, you do bother me enormously. 1486 02:00:24,400 --> 02:00:26,995 And I know that it... 1487 02:00:27,071 --> 02:00:29,800 I think that it's better for me to not have contact with you... 1488 02:00:29,872 --> 02:00:31,534 because you're not ready... 1489 02:00:31,611 --> 02:00:33,840 and you're a pretty old guy to not be ready... 1490 02:00:33,913 --> 02:00:36,540 and I'm too old to ignore that. 1491 02:00:36,616 --> 02:00:39,881 But there were extraordinary kindnesses... 1492 02:00:39,953 --> 02:00:41,887 that did take place. 1493 02:00:49,865 --> 02:00:51,492 Anyway, thanks for the trip. 1494 02:00:53,970 --> 02:00:56,496 Good night. 1495 02:00:56,575 --> 02:00:58,338 Okay if I say something now? 1496 02:01:03,484 --> 02:01:04,576 Go ahead. 1497 02:01:07,188 --> 02:01:09,315 I should have danced with you. 1498 02:01:14,330 --> 02:01:16,264 Good night. 1499 02:01:37,393 --> 02:01:41,262 - Are you gonna talk to me or not? - I'm coming. 1500 02:01:52,512 --> 02:01:55,879 - What did she say? - That I'm a great guy. 1501 02:01:55,949 --> 02:01:57,644 Extraordinary. 1502 02:01:57,719 --> 02:02:01,086 And she doesn't want contact with me. 1503 02:02:03,092 --> 02:02:05,027 I'm dying here. 1504 02:02:07,264 --> 02:02:09,528 Because... 1505 02:02:09,600 --> 02:02:11,692 you love her. 1506 02:02:13,371 --> 02:02:16,738 And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp? 1507 02:02:16,809 --> 02:02:19,778 Then you tell me why. You're the one who's "dying here." 1508 02:02:21,215 --> 02:02:22,307 I don't know. 1509 02:02:22,383 --> 02:02:25,147 - Let me sleep on it. - Oh, come on. 1510 02:02:25,220 --> 02:02:28,588 - I'll figure it out. - Oh, please. 1511 02:02:30,761 --> 02:02:33,389 I'm stuck. 1512 02:02:33,463 --> 02:02:36,763 I can't get back to my old life. 1513 02:02:39,004 --> 02:02:41,199 She's evicted me from my life. 1514 02:02:41,274 --> 02:02:43,208 Did you really like it that much? 1515 02:02:43,276 --> 02:02:45,939 Well, it's better than this. 1516 02:02:46,013 --> 02:02:48,846 Look, you, I'm very intelligent. 1517 02:02:48,917 --> 02:02:51,887 If you're gonna give me hope, you gotta do better than you're doing. 1518 02:02:51,954 --> 02:02:55,981 If you can't be at least mildly interesting, then shut the hell up. 1519 02:02:56,058 --> 02:03:00,190 I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water! 1520 02:03:00,266 --> 02:03:01,789 Picking on me won't help. 1521 02:03:04,403 --> 02:03:06,701 If that's true, I'm really in trouble. 1522 02:03:10,077 --> 02:03:12,671 Melvin, do you know where you're lucky? 1523 02:03:17,220 --> 02:03:18,847 You know who you want. 1524 02:03:21,224 --> 02:03:24,251 I would take your seat any day. 1525 02:03:24,329 --> 02:03:26,490 So do something about it. 1526 02:03:26,565 --> 02:03:29,227 Go over there now, tonight. Don't sleep on it. 1527 02:03:29,302 --> 02:03:32,795 It's not always good to let things calm down. 1528 02:03:32,873 --> 02:03:35,774 You can do this, Melvin. You can do this. 1529 02:03:35,844 --> 02:03:39,246 Pull the stops. Tell her how you feel. 1530 02:03:39,315 --> 02:03:43,081 - You can do this. - Hey, I'm charged here. 1531 02:03:43,152 --> 02:03:46,520 - Yes, you are. - She might kill me if I go over. 1532 02:03:46,591 --> 02:03:49,492 Then get in your jammies and I'll read you a story. 1533 02:03:49,561 --> 02:03:51,619 I really think you have a chance here. 1534 02:03:51,697 --> 02:03:55,567 The best thing you have going for you is a willingness to humiliate yourself. 1535 02:03:55,635 --> 02:03:59,037 So go over there, do this. Catch her off guard. 1536 02:04:04,646 --> 02:04:06,581 - Okay. - Okay. 1537 02:04:09,085 --> 02:04:11,520 - Thanks a lot. - Okay. 1538 02:04:13,524 --> 02:04:15,458 Here I go. 1539 02:04:24,305 --> 02:04:26,069 What's wrong? 1540 02:04:29,645 --> 02:04:31,340 I forgot to lock the door. 1541 02:05:50,513 --> 02:05:52,448 What do you want, Melvin? 1542 02:05:53,585 --> 02:05:56,611 - I'm sorry I woke you. - I wasn't asleep. 1543 02:06:01,562 --> 02:06:03,358 What a break. 1544 02:06:05,566 --> 02:06:08,400 Is it a secret what you're doing here? 1545 02:06:11,841 --> 02:06:13,273 I had to see you. 1546 02:06:17,516 --> 02:06:18,608 Because? 1547 02:06:22,221 --> 02:06:24,985 It relaxes me. 1548 02:06:26,727 --> 02:06:30,926 I'd feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb... 1549 02:06:30,999 --> 02:06:32,261 than any other place... 1550 02:06:32,334 --> 02:06:35,666 I can think of or imagine. 1551 02:06:35,738 --> 02:06:38,469 No, wait. That's overstating. 1552 02:06:38,542 --> 02:06:42,240 I'd rather be sitting inside on the steps... 1553 02:06:42,313 --> 02:06:44,507 'cause I don't want to get my feet in the gutter. 1554 02:06:44,583 --> 02:06:46,141 - What would that serve? - Stop it! 1555 02:06:46,219 --> 02:06:49,814 Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? 1556 02:06:49,889 --> 02:06:53,553 just a regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me. 1557 02:06:53,628 --> 02:06:57,689 Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist. 1558 02:07:00,904 --> 02:07:03,998 Oh, I'm sorry. 1559 02:07:04,074 --> 02:07:07,009 I didn't mean to interrupt. 1560 02:07:12,519 --> 02:07:14,042 Boyfriend. 1561 02:07:18,359 --> 02:07:22,693 Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you. 1562 02:07:24,032 --> 02:07:26,900 Maybe we could live without the wisecracks. 1563 02:07:31,542 --> 02:07:33,477 Maybe we could. 1564 02:07:59,778 --> 02:08:03,214 It feels a little confined in here. 1565 02:08:03,284 --> 02:08:05,376 Let's take a walk. 1566 02:08:08,190 --> 02:08:10,714 See, it's 4:00 in the morning. 1567 02:08:10,791 --> 02:08:14,353 A walk sounds a little screwy to me... 1568 02:08:14,430 --> 02:08:15,920 if you don't mind. 1569 02:08:15,998 --> 02:08:20,436 Well, if you need an excuse... 1570 02:08:20,505 --> 02:08:24,271 there's a bakery on the corner that will be open soon. 1571 02:08:24,342 --> 02:08:26,834 That way we're not screwy. 1572 02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:30,873 just two people that like warm rolls. 1573 02:08:35,157 --> 02:08:36,590 Okay. 1574 02:08:54,982 --> 02:08:57,314 What are you doing? 1575 02:08:57,384 --> 02:09:00,321 I still want you to hear part of that car song. 1576 02:09:00,388 --> 02:09:02,323 You don't have to... 1577 02:09:08,933 --> 02:09:11,197 And darlin' 1578 02:09:11,269 --> 02:09:14,364 I'm never lonely 1579 02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:18,432 Whenever you're in sight 1580 02:09:18,512 --> 02:09:20,446 Thank you. 1581 02:09:21,883 --> 02:09:23,817 You know, I was hoping... 1582 02:09:38,771 --> 02:09:43,072 I'm sorry. Whatever this is is not gonna work. 1583 02:09:52,422 --> 02:09:55,152 - I'm feel... - What? 1584 02:09:57,227 --> 02:09:59,661 I'm feeling better, Carol. 1585 02:10:00,965 --> 02:10:04,493 Even though it may seem that way now... 1586 02:10:04,570 --> 02:10:07,664 you don't know me all that well. 1587 02:10:07,741 --> 02:10:09,232 I'm not the answer for you. 1588 02:10:09,310 --> 02:10:13,041 Hey, I've got a great compliment for you. 1589 02:10:14,582 --> 02:10:17,882 - You know what? -Just let me... 1590 02:10:17,954 --> 02:10:19,888 Let me talk. 1591 02:10:25,897 --> 02:10:29,628 I might be the only person on the face of the Earth... 1592 02:10:29,701 --> 02:10:32,227 that knows you're the greatest woman on Earth. 1593 02:10:32,306 --> 02:10:36,242 I might be the only one who appreciates... 1594 02:10:36,311 --> 02:10:40,942 how amazing you are in every single thing that you do... 1595 02:10:41,017 --> 02:10:43,917 and how you are with Spencer. 1596 02:10:43,986 --> 02:10:45,248 Spence. 1597 02:10:46,423 --> 02:10:50,258 In every single thought you have and how you say what you mean... 1598 02:10:50,329 --> 02:10:52,889 and how you almost always mean something... 1599 02:10:52,965 --> 02:10:57,562 that's all about being straight and good. 1600 02:11:00,040 --> 02:11:02,564 I think most people miss that about you. 1601 02:11:02,644 --> 02:11:04,772 I wonder how they can watch you... 1602 02:11:04,847 --> 02:11:07,838 bring their food and clear their tables... 1603 02:11:07,917 --> 02:11:11,581 and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. 1604 02:11:12,757 --> 02:11:14,951 And the fact that I get it... 1605 02:11:15,027 --> 02:11:16,961 makes me feel good... 1606 02:11:18,831 --> 02:11:20,355 about me. 1607 02:11:29,378 --> 02:11:32,143 Is that something that's... 1608 02:11:32,214 --> 02:11:34,649 bad for you to be around for you? 1609 02:11:50,038 --> 02:11:51,300 I'm gonna grab ya. 1610 02:11:53,175 --> 02:11:56,008 I didn't mean for that to be a question. 1611 02:11:56,078 --> 02:11:58,013 I'm gonna grab ya. 1612 02:12:21,577 --> 02:12:23,545 I know I can do better than that. 1613 02:12:47,877 --> 02:12:50,209 Better. Definitely better. 1614 02:12:55,955 --> 02:12:57,048 See? 1615 02:13:14,999 --> 02:13:16,877 Warm rolls. 1616 02:13:26,239 --> 02:13:28,116 - Excuse us. - Excuse us. 1617 02:13:28,870 --> 02:13:31,921 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 120164