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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Wagon trainy ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[thunder]
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[excited grunt]
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[animals grunt]
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[grunting]
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Eh, the ark is full! Take the next one!
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♪ sad music ♪
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[thunder]
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[ship horn]
[gasping]
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♪ tropical music ♪
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You guys need a ride?
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[cheering]
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♪
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[squawk]
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I haven't seen this many
twisted characters
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since Steve Carell started
chasing an Oscar.
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[rimshot]
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[splash]
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Is that everybody?
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MONSTERS:
Mmhmm.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Somebody left their kid!
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Ooh! You get some chives,
some ched, some chopped ham,
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and you got yourself
a classy little omelet station!
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Nobody puts baby in an omelet.
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[thunder]
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♪
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[creaking]
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[thunder]
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Excuse me! Did any of you
coldblooded monsters...
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Or warmblooded monsters.
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...leave an egg outside?
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MONSTERS:
Mmmmm.
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Aw shucks. No one claimed it.
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I'll give it a good home.
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Not so fast, Wakko.
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We have to find out who
this egg belongs to.
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♪ Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours? ♪
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♪ It's just I saw those purple claws ♪
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♪ And couldn't help but notice they're ♪
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♪ The same shade as this shell ♪
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♪ A griffin? Ha! No way, Jose ♪
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♪ Let's serve it poached
with Hollandaise ♪
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♪ The egg is not for eating ♪
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♪ We could fry it up as well ♪
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♪ Besides, li'l sis, it isn't hers ♪
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♪ But she's got wings! ♪
♪ And she's got fur, and mammals ♪
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♪ Don't lay eggs unless
they are a monotreme ♪
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♪ A monotreme? ♪
♪ Like platypi ♪
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♪ Echidnas, too, I think ♪
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♪ Hey, guys, it isn't mine ♪
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♪ I knew it ♪
♪ Darn! ♪
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♪ Let's scramble it with cream ♪
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♪ monsters vocalizing ♪
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♪ vocalizing continues ♪
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♪ This thing has got
scales like a snake ♪
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♪ Could be a dragon or a drake ♪
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♪ It must belong to that guy ♪
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♪ Or at least his wife or spouse ♪
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♪ Excuse me, pal ♪
♪ Oh, hi there, hun ♪
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♪ It's Benedict from season one ♪
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♪ Eggs Benedict, you say? ♪
♪ Please, Wakko ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Keep it in your mouth ♪
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♪ Hey, Benny boy, is this your son? ♪
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♪ 'Fraid not, young friends,
I'm not the one ♪
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♪ I tread the boards alone,
an actor lives a life of pain ♪
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♪ Oh please, forget we asked ♪
♪ He's such a bore ♪
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♪ So maybe it's a manticore ♪
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♪ That egg is looking tasty ♪
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♪ We could make a quiche Lorraine ♪
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ALL:
Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Yes! Got it.
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♪ Nice save there, Gorgon,
thanks a bunch ♪
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♪ Oh, it's not mine,
but I missed lunch ♪
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♪ Well, so did I! ♪
♪ You give it here! ♪
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♪ They're gonna start a riot! ♪
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♪ Yo, sasquatch, hydra, Pegasus ♪
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♪ You, too, three heads of Cerebus! ♪
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♪ Don't eat that egg! ♪
MONSTERS: ♪ We're starving! ♪
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♪ I've got a knife for carving ♪
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♪ I guess I'm going on a diet ♪
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♪ monsters vocalizing ♪
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[splash]
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♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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I guess I wasn't ready to be a mother.
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I should've spent some more
time focused on my career.
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Or steering a boat.
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Potayto, potahto. Well,
the good news is we saved the egg.
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The bad news is we're trapped
on this desert island with no food.
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Which brings us back to the good news.
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We get to eat this egg.
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[crackling]
Which brings us back to the bad news.
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It's starting to hatch!
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[crackling]
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♪
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[crackling]
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[cluck]
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ALL:
Baby Chicken Boo!?
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[cluck]
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So this whole elaborate
sketch was your origin story?
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[clucking]
Sorry you almost got eaten.
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[cluck]
Can I still eat the shell?
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[cluck]
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♪ When they crashed the ark,
things got kinda dark ♪
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♪ But the egg survived,
now he's a Chicken Boo ♪
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[cluck]
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[mic hiss]
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[sigh] You guys.
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We've been busy traveling,
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but we wanted to take
a moment to talk to you,
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our fans.
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I know we've disappointed
everyone on the internet,
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so we wanted to apologize
to... the internet.
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[sob] We are so sorry, you guys!
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[blowing nose]
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[mic feedback]
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[crying]
The point of our content is to entertain,
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and we never wanna make anyone feel bad.
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Especially you, internet.
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We have learned a lot!
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And if we could take it back, we would!
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What did we do again?
I thought you knew.
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I think something about the internet.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Oh, that's right.
We called Ralph a silly goose.
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That's it?
Well, yeah.
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A lot of geese were offended.
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Wait, I thought the internet was mad.
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They are. Geese don't wanna
be compared to Ralph.
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I can understand why.
Ralph certainly smells worse.
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And his brain is smaller.
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And he's always eating stale
bread by the park bench.
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Really? Well then,
what are we even apologizing for?
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♪
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I'm sorry we wasted your time, you guys.
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Don't apologize to them.
They're not celebrities.
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I'm sorry we wasted our time.
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Well, I'm sorry I need a new drink
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because this isn't what I ordered!
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I said Tropical Sunrise, not Sunset!
[glass shattering]
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Ah, I'm glad being famous
hasn't changed us.
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Yeah. We've always been terrible.
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme ♪
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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BRAIN: Behold, Pinky.
Acme Labs' newly acquired computer.
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Capable of over 1,000 calculations
a second,
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and it weighs a mere 29,000 pounds.
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And you carry it so well, darling!
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If this young decade
has shown us anything,
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it's that folk music is here to stay.
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So, I have programmed this computer
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to scientifically engineer
a perfect melody
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that is sure to become
the next charttopping hit.
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[beeping, whirring]
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Once my tune climbs the pop charts,
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I will be invited onto the ne plus ultra
of American culture,
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the Ed Sullivan Show!
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There, before an audience of millions,
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I will unleash this!
Narf!
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That's one smartlooking
bow tie.
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You look like a millionaire
playboy race car driver's ventriloquist doll, Brain.
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Just what I was going for.
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It's a hyperoptic stimulator
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tuned to the chemical signature
of white phosphorus,
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which will destabilize the vacuum tubes
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of every black and white
TV set in America.
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Egad, Brain! That sure sounds like
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a bunch of nonsensical mumbo jumbo!
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But I'm sure it's not,
and you've done a lot of research
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into how black and white TV
works in this time period.
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Indeed I have, Pinky.
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When Father rises from his
recliner to bang the TV
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back into working order...
[whirring]
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he will find that the slightest touch
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will put him into a state of
prolonged electroparalysis.
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[whirring]
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With America's fathers neutralized,
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our nation's youth will turn
to me for paternal guidance.
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Oh good. I have some questions
about my changing body.
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Silence, Pinky.
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You must prepare yourself. For tonight,
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we must journey to a place
so dark and twisted,
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every moment we tarry
there we risk descending
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into agonizing madness.
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An open mic night.
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Oh, I'd love to go, Brain, really,
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but me and some student activists are
going to occupy the university
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to oppose an unelected elite
drafting us to fight an unjust war.
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And get some pizza.
BRAIN: Oh, Pinky,
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you're so easily influenced.
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Now, come do my more important thing.
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Okay!
[clattering]
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[chewing, smacking] Mm...
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Narfy. [gulp]
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Blast! Why did I leave writing
lyrics until the last minute?
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What rhymes with
"anaerobic cell respiration?"
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Oh, you'll be fine, Brain.
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Here, maybe one of these crackers
will settle your stomach.
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[crunch]
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Pinky, those are rocks.
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[laugh] Well, that explains
why me tummy feels like it's maracas.
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[rattling]
HOSTESS: Okay, up next,
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we have a new nobody nobody's
ever heard of and nobody will.
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You hear that, Pinky?
Everyone already hates me.
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There's no way I'll make it
onto Ed Sullivan's TV show.
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Come, Pinky,
this plan is hopeless. [grunt]
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Don't worry, Brain.
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[bonk]
We'll just sing from the heart. I'll help.
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Please welcome to the stage, The Brain.
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♪
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Um, hello. I...
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[mic feedback]
[screaming]
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I'm The Brain.
And I'm Narfunkel!
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That's a stage name I just came up with.
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Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Yes. Well, this is our song.
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.Prepare your cerebellums
for maximum enjoyment.
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♪ folksy melody playing ♪
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00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,725
♪ A morning gone,
and the cupboard bare and empty ♪
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00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,859
♪ Now then, what to eat? ♪
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00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,225
♪ Grazing at the table ♪
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00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,362
♪ No one say no, and I didn't have to ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Spend a speck of dough ♪
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♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪
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♪ I ate a rock ♪
♪ He ate a rock ♪
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♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪
♪ 'Cause he missed breakfast ♪
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PINKY:
♪ And it tasted bad ♪
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♪ A little bland and chalky ♪
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♪ It gave me tummy troubles ♪ [groaning]
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♪ All night long, oh dear ♪
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[guitar continues]
[smack, crash]
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BRAIN:
♪ He has these poor fools thinking ♪
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00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:44,059
♪ It's a profound metaphor, but it's not ♪
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♪ He just has pica, nothing more ♪
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♪ He ate a rock ♪
♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ I'm like a dumpster, narf! ♪
♪ He's like a dumpster ♪
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♪ He ate a rock ♪
♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ I'm just like a dumpster! ♪
♪ Just like a dumpster ♪
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PINKY: ♪ I love our fans! They're groovy ♪
BRAIN: ♪ I hate our fans ♪
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♪ They're spoiled Baby Boomers ♪
PINKY: ♪ And they're grimy ♪
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♪ They're human puppies ♪
BRAIN: ♪ They hang around ♪
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00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,618
♪ He can't say no ♪
PINKY: ♪ I can't say no ♪
288
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,998
♪ This montage rocks! ♪
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00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,285
♪ I'm having fun! [laugh] ♪
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♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪
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PINKY: ♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪
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Narf!
[crowd cheering]
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♪
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Brain, you have to meet
my new groovy friends.
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00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,926
This is Symphony, this is Binx,
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00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,312
and this is Catfish Joan.
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00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,479
We're not here to make friends, Pinky.
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00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,268
We're here to take over the world!
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00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:36,822
Take over the world?
You sound like my dad, man.
302
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,697
Yeah, Brain. You sound like my dad.
303
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,735
Or at least the hand puppet
the scientists pretended was my dad.
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00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,319
BRAIN:
Alright, that's enough.
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00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,544
[glass shatter]
[screaming]
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Brain! What are you doing!?
You can't kick out all my friends!
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00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,543
Ha! They're not friends!
308
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,250
They're fair weather fans!
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00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,500
I'm your real friend, Pinky.
Now, be a pal and throw out
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this garbage.
[rattling]
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You're not being a real friend.
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A real friend would let
me eat the garbage.
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00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,722
Stop harshing our Narfunkel, man.
314
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,510
Yeah! Especially 'cause I'm the one
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00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,353
who wrote all the song words.
316
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,268
They're called lyrics.
317
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,977
And don't forget who created the tune.
Um,
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00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,518
your computer?
Oh, hang on.
319
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,782
I don't know who this "Computer" guy is,
320
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,685
but if he's doing all the work,
321
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,244
then why do you need this uptight square?
322
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,409
Oh, come on, guys.
323
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,737
Binxy, Catfish Joan,
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00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,873
we're all travelers on
this journey together, right?
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00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,121
[screaming]
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00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,543
[grunting]
[thud]
327
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,881
Bah! Forget it. I don't need Pinky.
328
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,089
This bleached cow skull
would make a better assistant.
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00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,840
Say, bleached cow skull,
330
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,892
are you pondering what I'm pondering?
331
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,386
Exactly!
332
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,137
I will get on Ed Sullivan
333
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,519
and take over the world by myself.
334
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,647
Surely, that fool Pinky
will regret abandoning me.
335
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,685
[hissing]
[screaming, wailing]
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00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,280
[humming]
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00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,895
[laughter]
338
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,203
So, how's your new solo project
coming along, babe?
339
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:09,578
Poit! Well, I'll be honest,
it was a lot easier
340
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,996
when Brain used his
computer to write the tune.
341
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,705
Actually, a lot of things were easier
when Brain was around. [sniffle]
342
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,787
He told me what to do
and what not to do.
343
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,804
He reminded me to breathe.
344
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,220
[air hissing]
[groan, gasp]
345
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,587
[grunt] Gee, I miss him.
346
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,064
You're bumming me out.
Let's hear your new track, Jack.
347
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,135
Okay! Listen to this new
groovy tune I came up with!
348
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,141
♪
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00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,234
♪ experimental music ♪
350
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,191
♪ Denver omelet ♪
351
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,281
♪ Syrup over Hollandaise,
squirt that ketchup... ♪
352
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,777
Ew, this is terrible.
353
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,279
MALE FAN:
My ears are throwing up!
354
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,991
♪ experimental music continues ♪
355
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,621
♪ You got to order yourself
some hash browns ♪
356
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,869
♪ It's French fries for breakfast... ♪
357
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,672
Egad! Everyone's been raptored!
358
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,076
[bus revving]
[gasp]
359
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,094
[tires screech]
360
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,916
♪
361
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,301
Oh. I see what happened.
362
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,679
And now I don't. [sighs]
363
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,545
[click, hissing]
[banging]
364
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,309
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very...
365
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,058
special guest.
[cheering]
366
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,979
Before he comes on,
here's a mouse on a stool.
367
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,150
Please welcome The Brain.
[quiet clapping]
368
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,530
I would like to dedicate this song
to everyone in the world,
369
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,778
except Pinky.
370
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,409
Who's, uh, who's Pinky?
371
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,576
Exactly, Edward Vincent Sullivan.
Nobody.
372
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,002
Well, he was my best friend,
373
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,456
and my poison taster,
374
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,956
and a surprisingly comfortable footstool.
375
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,538
But he was holding me back!
376
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,843
I had to abandon him to fulfill my destiny
377
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,757
to paralyze the nation using this bow tie
378
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,217
on a black and white television broadcast!
379
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:52,388
Yes, well, that's quite
a story, but we...
380
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,267
just started broadcasting
in color last week.
381
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,725
Color?
382
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,055
♪
383
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:58,810
Color?
384
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,603
Color!?
385
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,402
A black and white broadcast
was vital to my plan!
386
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,607
[crowd booing]
387
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489
Oh no. I've failed.
388
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,819
I was a fool to think
I could do this alone.
389
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,874
I never thought I'd miss
the days of Pinky and the...
390
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,079
Brain!
[banging]
391
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,791
Pinky!
392
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,291
[crowd gasp]
393
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,302
♪ mellow guitar music playing ♪
394
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,545
[growl]
[smash]
395
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,762
♪ vocalizing ♪
396
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219
[screaming]
397
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,889
Whee! [laughing]
398
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,717
♪ vocalizing continues ♪
399
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,733
ED SULLIVAN:
Hey! Those muffins were for everybody!
400
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,935
♪
401
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,772
PINKY: Move! Move!
[growling]
402
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,356
[shatter]
[both laughing]
403
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,609
[laughing]
404
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,110
♪
405
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,994
♪
406
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:58,832
Come, Pinky, we must go back to
the lab to prepare for tomorrow night.
407
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,459
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
408
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,746
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
409
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,250
Try to take over the world!
410
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,717
♪ melancholy melody playing ♪
411
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720
[sniff]
412
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,483
[traffic noise]
[song fades out]
413
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,608
NARRATOR:
And now, a visit to the Warner Vault.
414
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,611
♪
415
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,486
[flush]
416
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,787
[airlock hissing]
417
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:41,461
[thud]
418
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,633
♪ Old timey music playing ♪
419
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,641
♪
420
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,098
Welcome to the Warner Archival Vault,
421
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,308
where every cartoon we've ever done
422
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,479
is preserved for the good of all humanity.
423
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,899
Today, we're gonna show you
something we did in the 1970s.
424
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,529
I gotta be honest,
I don't remember this one at all.
425
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,107
That's right. The year was 1972.
[smash]
426
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,622
Nixon was president,
the economy was in shambles,
427
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:20,445
and society was bitterly divided
over the war in Vietnam.
428
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,912
And we starred in
a public service announcement
429
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,713
called Wipe Those Feet. Roll it!
430
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,753
[projector whirring]
431
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,804
♪ jaunty music ♪
432
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,428
WARNERS:
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
433
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,098
BROOM:
There now. It's all clean.
434
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,061
Why don't you three go out and play?
435
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,731
♪
436
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,150
But be sure to wipe your feet on
the mat before you come back in the house.
437
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,690
WARNERS:
We will!
438
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,907
Mm, yum!
439
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,001
I love having a purpose!
440
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,079
♪
441
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,837
[creak]
442
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,256
[sniffing]
DANDELION: Hey!
443
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,853
You should ask permission
before you smell someone!
444
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,967
Be my guest!
445
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,104
[sniffing]
446
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,890
[thunder]
447
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,904
♪ ragtime music ♪
448
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,951
BROOM:
Yakko! Wakko! Dot!
449
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,199
Time for dinner!
[cheering]
450
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,365
BROOM:
Uhuhuh! Now, don't forget your promise!
451
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,712
Always ask permission before you smell
452
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,538
a threeheaded dandelion?
453
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,463
No! I remember! Always wipe
your feet on the mat
454
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,263
when you come into the house.
[scraping]
455
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,336
BROOM:
That's right. Wipe those feet, Yakko.
456
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,636
[creak, slam]
457
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,137
[slurping]
458
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,598
It makes me happy to help with manners.
459
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,599
♪ jaunty music ♪
460
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,234
WAKKO:
What the heck was that?
461
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,940
I don't get it!
462
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,780
Yeah, maybe we should think
about rewatching these things
463
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:19,276
before we "preserve them"
for the good of all humanity?
464
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,989
Hold on, guys. I think I get it.
465
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,119
The '70s were such a huge chaotic mess
466
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,617
that instead of facing
the unpleasant realities
467
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,160
of an evil president,
468
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,123
economic turmoil, and unjust foreign wars,
469
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,544
some people focused on
things they could control like
470
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:36,094
Like wiping your feet!
YAKKO: But guys,
471
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,628
isn't all that bad stuff
happening again right now?
472
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,512
Exactly. When we don't
learn from the past,
473
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,930
we're doomed to repeat it!
474
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,468
Brothers, we gotta clean up this country!
475
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,932
We gotta shake the dust
off these tootsies!
476
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,443
We gotta fight! Are you gonna be part
477
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,355
of the problem, or part of the solution!?
478
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,225
BOTH:
[gulp] Solution.
479
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,605
[clears throat] Brought to you by
480
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,610
the American Council for Cleanliness.
481
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,073
♪ jaunty music ♪
482
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,119
♪
483
00:22:10,169 --> 00:22:14,719
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