Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:17,306
♪ eerie music playing ♪
2
00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,455
♪
3
00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,661
Huh? [sheepish laugh] Duh...
4
00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:17,541
♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
5
00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:20,206
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
6
00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,245
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
7
00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,709
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
8
00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,299
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
9
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,545
♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
10
00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,468
♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
11
00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,097
♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
12
00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,095
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
13
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,638
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
14
00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,522
♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
15
00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,060
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
16
00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,733
♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
17
00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,652
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
18
00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,401
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
19
00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,164
♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
20
00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,907
♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
21
00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,289
♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
22
00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,155
♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
23
00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,673
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
24
00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,745
♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
25
00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:09,762
♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
26
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,715
♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
27
00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,336
♪ Hungry for famey ♪
28
00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,893
♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
29
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,362
♪
30
00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,857
♪
31
00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,858
[water dripping]
32
00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,737
[dripping continues]
33
00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,203
[exaggerated dripping]
34
00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,752
[sighs]
35
00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,163
[whispers]:
Yakko.
36
00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,424
[snoring]
Wakko.
37
00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,586
♪ jazz trumpet playing ♪
[both screaming]
38
00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,512
[teeth chattering]
39
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,966
Oh no. You guys couldn't
sleep either, huh?
40
00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:55,967
[water drips]
41
00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,758
That pipe is leaking, and it's driving me
42
00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,182
loca chocalatta ya ya!
43
00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,391
Just stuff pillows in your ears.
44
00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,192
No! And those are mine!
45
00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,981
Yeesh.
YAKKO: There!
46
00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,903
I fixed it. [grunts]
47
00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,151
That's not good enough!
48
00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,282
We have to find the source of the leak!
[struggling]
49
00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,200
We can't keep wallpapering
over our problems.
50
00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,289
Are you sure? It's worked before.
51
00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:24,495
Uh, I'm Ralph, and you're glue.
52
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,866
Whatever wallpaper you stuck to me
53
00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,214
is now stuck to me, too.
54
00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,499
Come on, boys. We gotta take action!
55
00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,883
It's time to go...
56
00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,220
BOTH: Back to bed.
See our landlord!
57
00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,215
[sighs]
58
00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,216
[glass breaking]
59
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,179
♪
60
00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:44,100
Now, to give that CEO
a piece of our minds.
61
00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,889
[yelling in Spanish]
[smashing]
62
00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,103
Wow. Sounds like somebody beat us to it.
63
00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,563
I guess everybody's
water tower is leaking.
64
00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,484
[grunts]
I don't believe this!
65
00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:56,362
How hard is it to find a scaldinghot
ice cream cake in Los Angeles?
66
00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,201
The theme of the party
is "fire and ice!" Ugh!
67
00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,289
And you better tell BoyStorm
to just play their hits,
68
00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:07,115
and not their nofractured
rockabilly garbage!
69
00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,633
[kiss]
NORA RITA: Yes, sweetie.
70
00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,546
Anything for my little princess.
71
00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,545
[stressed laugh]
72
00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,047
[sighs]
73
00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,223
When did you guys get here?
74
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,968
Is that your daughter?
75
00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,549
Why is she so angry?
76
00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,224
Did she just find out
she's related to you?
77
00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,853
Get in here!
78
00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,639
WARNERS:
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
79
00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,193
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
80
00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:33,903
Look,
81
00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,279
having a kid is hard work.
82
00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,065
You have to clothe them, feed them,
83
00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,989
and spend millions on their
Sweet 16 so they don't hate you!
84
00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,238
♪
85
00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,330
Uh... I don't think that's right.
86
00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,285
[sarcastic laugh] M'kay.
87
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,325
What would you know about being a parent?
88
00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:51,079
Oh, I don't know. Why don't you just ask
my happy, welladjusted daughter Yokko?
89
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,883
♪
90
00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,706
Why are you here anyway?
91
00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,591
Shouldn't you be terrorizing some
seemingly unflappable yet
92
00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,340
easily irritated egomaniac?
93
00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,972
We're here because we have leaky pipes.
94
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,760
We're here because our
home is filling with water!
95
00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,984
It is a water tower.
96
00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,265
Now, leave or I'll have you removed!
97
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,189
Oh, sounds like someone
needs to be convinced
98
00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,898
with a public domain song
99
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,278
about the dangers of leaky pipes.
100
00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:18,646
[inhales deeply]
Don't.
101
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,362
[crashes]
Wait, you can sing?
102
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,822
Oh yeah! The Multiplication Song!
103
00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,623
The Capitals!
Yakko's Universe!
104
00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,697
Oh, that's you guys?
Maybe we can work out a deal.
105
00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:31,374
I promised my daughter that
the boy band BoyStorm
106
00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,423
would perform at her Sweet 16,
107
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,917
but they bailed last minute.
[truck rumbling]
108
00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,167
If you are able to pose as BoyStorm,
109
00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,593
perhaps I'd consider fixing
your little water tower.
110
00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,005
Alright, we'll do it.
111
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,352
But, we want 600,000 in unmarked bills.
112
00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,557
A starring role in the next
Hemsworth movie! Not Luke.
113
00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,849
A copy of the classic film Wakko's Wish!
114
00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,732
Here's your counteroffer.
115
00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,652
A street scooter ride to
the party and a slice of cake.
116
00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:00,991
To share.
117
00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,986
Deal! See?
118
00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,448
We don't need an agent
to make great deals.
119
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,529
And you'll make sure
our leak is fixed for good?
120
00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,504
Behave yourself at the party,
and we'll see.
121
00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,825
[smash]
[man screaming]
122
00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,459
[fireworks]
[crowd cheering]
123
00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,472
♪ dance music blasting ♪
124
00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,758
Hey! Stop looking at your phones
125
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,850
and cheer louder for me! But also,
126
00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,425
somebody post this and tag me. Please!
[elephant trumpeting]
127
00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,681
[trumpeting]
Aw, thank you!
128
00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,904
We've been waiting here for hours.
129
00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,605
We're very hungry!
130
00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,605
Ugh! Shut up, Kyle!
131
00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,857
Your low blood sugar just got
you banned from the party!
132
00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,280
[shutters snapping]
TEENS: Ooh! Drama!
133
00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,780
And now,
134
00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,952
what you've all been waiting for!
[cheering]
135
00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,041
[trumpeting]
136
00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,535
♪ dance music blasting ♪
137
00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,168
[flames roaring]
138
00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:00,053
It's my Sweet 16!
[crowd cheering]
139
00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,835
Thank you, everybody!
Please shut your mouth holes
140
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,430
and focus your eye holes on my mouth hole.
141
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,755
Even though it's my birthday,
142
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,431
I'd like to give all of you a present.
143
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,980
The bad boys of inclement weather...
144
00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,311
BoyStorm!
145
00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,401
[cheering]
146
00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,396
YAKKO:
We just wanna wish a super sweet 16
147
00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,569
to Cora. And now,
[cheering continues]
148
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:25,698
we're gonna perform our song Category 5.
[hissing]
149
00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,155
[thunder]
150
00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,578
[hissing]
151
00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,407
[thunder rumbling]
152
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,412
[crowd gasps]
153
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:38,333
[heavily autotuned singing]:
♪ Girl, you know that our love is like... ♪
154
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,713
♪ A perfect storm ♪
155
00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:45,512
♪ Category one, now we're having fun ♪
156
00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:49,297
♪ Category two, it's just me and you ♪
157
00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:53,143
♪ Category three, it's just you and me ♪
158
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,190
♪ Category four, just a little bit more ♪
159
00:07:56,185 --> 00:08:00,055
♪ Category five ♪
160
00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,863
♪ Never felt more alive ♪
161
00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:07,359
♪ Category five ♪
162
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,162
♪ Never felt more alive... ♪
163
00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,616
[crowd gasping]
164
00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,283
♪ song ends ♪
165
00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,294
Ah! They're fakes!
166
00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,286
[crowd booing]
167
00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,288
MALE TEEN:
Whoa! Someone call the Coast Guard!
168
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,460
♪
169
00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,748
Um...
♪ Canada, Mexico, Panama ♪
170
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,172
♪ Haiti, Jamaica, Peru? ♪
171
00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,552
Mom! Where is happening?
172
00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,469
Where is BoyStorm? Who are these things?
173
00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,509
YAKKO/WAKKO:
We're the Warner Brothers!
174
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,393
And the Warner Sister!
175
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,479
Am I supposed to know what that means?
176
00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,435
Not a Hulu subscriber I'm guessing.
177
00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,645
We'll get you a seven day
free trial. With ads.
178
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,017
Uh, I can afford premium
179
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,734
'cause I can afford shoes
180
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,244
and more than one item of clothing each.
181
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,567
Oh, I see.
182
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,321
You think being mean
makes you interesting.
183
00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,914
I am shocked, shocked,
184
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,289
that you... impostors crashed
185
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,956
my precious boobear's party.
186
00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,326
But, you're the one who
187
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,212
Is absolutely horrified
188
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,879
to think of what you must've
done with the real band.
189
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,878
Because the only possible reason they
wouldn't be here is if you kidnapped them.
190
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,051
♪
191
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,010
Or tied them up and left
them in a walkin refrigerator.
192
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,311
Or poisoned them with...
poisonous... poison!
193
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,386
Ugh! Mom! This is worse
than my quinceañera!
194
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,443
Stop embarrassing me,
and get off my stage!
195
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,227
And send these three back
where they came from.
196
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,652
I'm guessing Dr. Seuss' garbage can.
197
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,571
Alright! We'll see ya!
Ooh! Hang on.
198
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,570
I think Dot's about to blow.
[kettle whistling]
199
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,782
[explosion]
How dare you! You're talking to
200
00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:40,163
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III!
201
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,163
[gasping]
202
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:46,127
Well, I am Queen Cora Nora
Bora Bora Angora Dora Norita IV!
203
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,958
[crowd cheering]
[both gasp]
204
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,013
Are you sure? Because it feels like
205
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,887
I'm talking to a spoiled brat
whose mommy gets her everything she wants!
206
00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,888
That's not true!
[thud]
207
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,679
I asked for an ice sculpture of a dolphin,
208
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,893
but this is clearly a porpoise!
209
00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:04,104
Don't worry, sweetie.
Mama will fix this.
210
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,154
She'll make it a dolphin for you.
211
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,530
Aw, poor crybaby.
212
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,027
And I suppose you hate
your widdle birthday cake, too?
213
00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,201
Yeah, doi! It was supposed
to be a tres leches,
214
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,451
but with ice cream, it's cuatro leches!
215
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,832
♪
216
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,331
[loud chewing]
217
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,543
I'm so sorry, honey.
218
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,713
I'm not going to let this ice cream
ruin your special day.
219
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,129
How about these streamers then?
220
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,383
CORA:
Tacky!
221
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,394
Just like this dance floor
and the DJ's taste in music!
222
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:41,018
[smash, scream]
No! That's my roommate's!
223
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,266
Thank you for the constructive feedback,
darling. Let me tear up this dance floor,
224
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,109
literally, and replace it
with a better one.
225
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,935
Whoa!
Ugh!
226
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,361
Mom, you're not helping!
227
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,860
Don't you get it?
None of this is what I wanted!
228
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,453
I didn't want these flowers!
229
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,158
I didn't want this photo booth!
230
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,488
♪
231
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,617
I didn't even want this elephant!
232
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,962
It was supposed to be
a woolly mammoth from that prehistoric zoo
233
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,209
only rich people know about! [sobs]
234
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,339
[elephant trumpeting]
235
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,555
[trumpeting]
[screaming, flames crackling]
236
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,715
[crowd screaming]
237
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,233
[trumpeting]
238
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,225
♪
239
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,477
[screaming continues]
240
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,229
[trumpeting]
241
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,902
[crashing]
242
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,451
[crashing]
[gasping]
243
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,783
♪
244
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,413
Wow. Great shindig, Cora.
245
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,661
Um, quick note.
246
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,542
You generally want your guests
to have fun at a party,
247
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,920
not run away in terror.
248
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,417
Who cares? This party was
doomed before it began.
249
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:56,301
Hey! I think we did a pretty
good job being BoyStorm!
250
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,760
Yeah! I got six pack abs!
251
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,260
[drumming]
252
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,932
And I grew a soul patch!
253
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,190
It's not that.
254
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:09,725
When it's your Sweet 16,
everybody has to pay attention to you.
255
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,440
But, sweetie, we were
Mom,
256
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,280
never interrupt me when I'm telling
a story about you paying attention to me.
257
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,396
♪
258
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,452
[sighs] And at the end of the night,
259
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,816
you get to slow dance with
the cutest, tallest guy in school.
260
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:24,124
And that guy is Aaron Wong,
but he couldn't come to my birthday
261
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,789
because he's on vacation in Patagonia.
262
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,418
[crying]
263
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,036
Oh, I see.
264
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,383
I think we finally found
the root of the problem.
265
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,048
Yeah! There was no baked potato bar!
266
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,178
Yes, there was!
There was?
267
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,675
No!
268
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,965
It didn't matter how much
stuff your mom bought
269
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,142
because this party was never
going to be perfect without Aaron.
270
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,642
Isn't that right?
271
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,147
Finally, someone understands me.
NORA RITA: I do,
272
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,938
honey! I do! In fact,
273
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,032
I'm going to fly to Washington right now
274
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,737
and demand they sink Patagonia
to the bottom of the ocean
275
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,238
so that bad place never hurts you again.
276
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,741
You know I meant you, right?
Yeah.
277
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,672
♪
278
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,415
[rumbling]
279
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,921
♪ pop music playing ♪
280
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,885
[girls gasp]
281
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,524
Hey, excuse me. Is this Cora's Sweet 16?
282
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,362
No, this is an episode of Animaniacs.
283
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,145
I'm Yakko, that's Wakko and Dot,
284
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,528
and this is one of our
recurring cast members.
285
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,606
[grunts]
[squealing] Are you...
286
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,571
We're BoyStorm. I'm the cute boy.
287
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,783
Oh, wrong! I'm the cute boy.
288
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,293
No, Leon, you're the funny boy.
289
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:49,115
We settled this in arbitration.
CUTE BOY: Sorry, we're late.
290
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,671
Our flight was canceled,
but we drove all night
291
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,705
because the one thing
we wanted to do most in the world
292
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,000
is celebrate... Cora!
293
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,174
Cora's special day!
294
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,130
You're too late.
295
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,343
We sorta destroyed the party already.
296
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,473
[helicopters whirring, sirens blaring]
297
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,138
We can have an after party at our house,
298
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,482
but we still got that annoying leak.
299
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,347
Oh. Well, you're in luck.
300
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,984
BoyStorm... boyssemble!
301
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,233
♪
302
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,240
You know, we were discovered
while studying plumbing
303
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,949
at Rust Belt Technical College.
304
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,869
Just a little tidbit for
you to tell your friends.
305
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:32,119
College? Huh. I thought you were all 16.
306
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,542
Uh, yeah. Ssixteen. Totally.
307
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,416
Oh wow! Can you hand
me that wrench, please?
308
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,551
[giggling]
Oh my god, oh my god!
309
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,681
I can't believe I got to hand a wrench
310
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,218
to Leon from BoyStorm!
311
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,233
Thanks, Dot.
Any time.
312
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,305
I felt the same way
313
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,979
when we tricked YoYo Ma
into fixing our furnace.
314
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,058
LEON:
Oh! Well, there's your problem.
315
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,944
You got an octopus living in your pipes.
316
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,612
That's where he went.
Thanks, BoyStorm!
317
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,775
♪ Righty tighty, lefty loosey, girl ♪
318
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:10,202
♪ That's how we tighten screwsies ♪
319
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,911
[trumpeting]
[smash, crash]
320
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,594
[thunder]
321
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,756
♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song playing ♪
322
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,510
Gee, Brain, what do
you wanna do tonight?
323
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:28,012
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
324
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,811
Try to take over the world!
325
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,595
[thunder]
326
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,638
♪
327
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,602
♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
328
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,772
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
329
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,571
♪ One is a genius ♪
330
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,605
♪ The other's insane ♪
331
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,608
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
332
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,650
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
333
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,284
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
334
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,282
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
335
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,787
PINKY [singing, childlike]:
♪ Pinky's howto! ♪
336
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,712
♪ Pinky's howto! ♪
337
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,841
♪ See how I do! ♪
338
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,168
♪ See how I do! ♪
339
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,545
♪ I like to make videos ♪
340
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,681
♪ I like to make videos ♪
341
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,098
[screaming]:
I really like to make videos!
342
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,217
♪ See how I do ♪
343
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,024
[beep]
344
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:15,847
♪
345
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,021
Hey, Pinky! It's me everybody!
346
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,150
Oh wait, that doesn't
sound right. Oh well.
347
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,937
For today's howto video,
we have a very special guest indeed.
348
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,362
It's my bestest friend Brain!
349
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,741
He's gonna show us how
to take over the world.
350
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,199
BRAIN:
No, I am not.
351
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,279
♪ childish music ♪
352
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,624
PINKY: Brain starts every plan
to take over the world
353
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,870
by writing down all his personal problems
354
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,632
in secret code.
[Brain sighs]
355
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,875
It's a math problem, Pinky.
356
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,587
Now, leave me alone
before we have a real problem.
357
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,008
PINKY: He's not comfortable
sharing his emotions.
358
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,297
If you must know, I'm working out
359
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,471
a complex formula involving
quantum entanglement,
360
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,061
chaos theory, and thermodynamics
361
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,597
in order to predict lottery ball drawings.
362
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,731
Once I claim the jackpot winnings,
363
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,898
I will use my earnings to
purchase a deepwater drill
364
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,108
to disrupt tectonic plates, causing
365
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,988
PINKY:
[laughing] Meow! [laugh]
366
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,816
Pinky, why are you laughing?
367
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:13,581
PINKY: [laugh] Because it's
your best plan yet, CatBrain!
368
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,285
You weren't even paying attention.
369
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,825
You said it, Brain!
370
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,668
Don't forget to smash that
subscribe button! Poit!
371
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,456
♪
372
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,549
Hello! While Brain is working,
373
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:28,125
I figured I'd do one of those unboxing
videos you've all be asking for.
374
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,591
Woo! I've been waiting forever
to see what's inside!
375
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,851
[clatter]
376
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,886
It's bubbly wrap! My favorite!
[crinkling]
377
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,730
[pop]
[laughing]
378
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,725
Woo! Lalala!
[popping]
379
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,057
Pop! Pop! Pop! [laughing]
380
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,773
Whoa!
[crash]
381
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,863
[gasping]
382
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,066
Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! [gasping]
383
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,410
Pinky, could you please parody
something fresher?
384
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,987
And quieter.
385
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,202
[gasp] You mean like ASMR?
386
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:01,417
[whisper]: Don't these bubbles sound nice?
[crinkling]
387
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,245
♪
388
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,711
BRAIN: Where is my transmitter?
389
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,501
[whispers]: Don't forget to smash
that subscribe button!
390
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,514
[beep]
391
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,215
♪
392
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,135
You can't take over the world
on an empty tummy, can you?
393
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,175
No! And that's why Brain
394
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,759
always has an afternoon snack!
395
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,564
Looks yummy!
396
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,808
This isn't a snack, Pinky.
397
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,730
I am wiring a remote that will
control the temperature of
398
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,270
[zap]
[screaming] Ooh!
399
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,323
Al dente! [laughs]
400
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,857
Pinky, stop eating my invention!
401
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,991
He never likes to share.
And speaking of sharing,
402
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,579
feel free to share this
video with your friends,
403
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,905
and smash that subscribe button!
404
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,871
I am going to smash you, Pinky
[indistinct]
405
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,462
Interesting. It appears these balls
406
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,748
consist of 98% Hevea Brasiliensis sap
407
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,673
and 2% nitrocellulose.
408
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,011
I'll have to adjust
the temperature accordingly.
409
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,837
You can't take over the world
by working all the time.
410
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,853
You also gotta have fun!
411
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,505
Got room for one more, Brain?
412
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,524
I wanna play in the ball pit!
413
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,306
It's not a ball pit,
you blockheaded boob.
414
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:07,020
[quietly]: Brain! You can't say
the B word! Kids watch my show!
415
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,019
So, Brainy Brain!
416
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,364
How does this ball pit work?
417
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,400
Pinky, no!
418
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,858
[whirring, clinking]
Ooh! Ow!
419
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,573
[grunting]
420
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,083
Pinky! [grunting]
Ha, ha, don't start without me!
421
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,196
BRAIN:
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
422
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,253
PINKY: Woo! Looks like
you're having a ball, Brain. [laugh]
423
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,749
Hey, everybody, it's me! Pinky!
424
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,211
Oh! I got it right that time. Yes.
425
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,882
Now then, just doing a quick promo
426
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,680
to let you know all about
the freshest swaggytaggy merch
427
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,005
you can get your paws on,
428
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,889
like this "Poit" necklace
429
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,636
or this "Narf" flying disk!
430
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,519
[grunt]
[Brain screams]
431
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,436
Or this largesized Pinky plush toy.
432
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,395
Unhand me, you vlogging vermin!
433
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:51,017
I have nearly finished
calculating the Rcoefficient
434
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,574
of my mathematical model!
435
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,778
[nasally]:
[grunt] Oops! Gotta go! [laugh]
436
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,198
Thanks for watching this howto video!
437
00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,827
Don't forget to tune into tonight's
livestream and use the promo code
438
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:03,616
"PRETTYINPINKY 11122"
439
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,790
for any Pinky merch.
440
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:06,789
[beep]
441
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,790
♪
442
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,541
Okay, guys. I'm going live
443
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,553
for the big finish of our
"how to take over the world" video.
444
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,046
Leave your comments below,
445
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,967
and don't forget to smash
that subscribe button!
446
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,887
ANNOUNCER [TV]: Tonight's Bingo Bango
Ballo Jackpot is $20 million.
447
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,558
We'll be right back with
the numbers after this.
448
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,637
Okay, Pinky.
The drawing is moments away.
449
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,653
On my signal, you will adjust
the remote that controls
450
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,856
the thermostat in
the lottery drawing studio
451
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:35,397
to precisely 94.3 degrees Fahrenheit.
452
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,072
The perfect temperature
for ball manipulation.
453
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,201
Brain, this is ChatStagram!
454
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,159
You can't just say anything you want!
455
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,909
ANNOUNCER [TV]: And we're back.
Let's start the drawing. Silence, Pinky. It's starting.
456
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,252
Tonight's first number is...
457
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,366
Now, Pinky!
458
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,998
[click, whirring, beeping]
459
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,085
16.
[click]
460
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,957
20... [nervous laugh]
461
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,514
It's, uh, getting a little warm in here.
BRAIN: It's working!
462
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,969
♪
463
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,009
37. [gasp]
[click]
464
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,723
Jeez, it's hot in here.
465
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,313
[sizzling]
Can we turn down the heat aa bit?
466
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,479
Hoo! 44.
[click]
467
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,358
[gasp] 62.
[click]
468
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,475
Finally, 12.
Yes!
469
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,692
Pinky, we've done it!
470
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,821
Egad! Way to go, Brain!
[hearts and texts beeping]
471
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,608
And that's how you take over the world!
472
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,783
Thanks for watching!
Pinky,
473
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,532
were you filming this?
474
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:27,164
Of course not, Brain.
This is a livestream.
475
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,712
Can't leave the fans hanging.
476
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:32,245
The howto video I posted earlier
was my most popular one yet!
477
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:35,001
[laugh] Say hi to the fans, Brain!
478
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:38,173
Pinky, how many fans do you have?
479
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,383
I'm getting word that a record number of
480
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:44,014
three million winning lottery tickets have
been reported to the lottery headquarters,
481
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,642
and can someone turn
down this infernal heat!?
482
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,640
[gasp]
483
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,851
The $20 million jackpot
will yield a payout
484
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:52,312
of $6.66 per winner...
485
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,022
And the Devil's number, and the Devil
is here, and he's in my brain!
486
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,993
Hot! Hot!
487
00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,485
Do something!
488
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:03,620
Heat! Hot! Oh! Hot!
No... No, you couldn't have!
489
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,285
♪
490
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,865
Brain, where are you going?
491
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:10,000
Pinky, that video you posted
492
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,207
revealed my winning lottery
numbers to your entire fan base!
493
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,173
[distorted]: And how do you have
three million followers!?
494
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,011
Content is king, Brain.
495
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,756
What does that even mean!?
496
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,798
[sighs] No matter.
497
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,682
We can reuse this plan for
next week's lottery drawing.
498
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,520
ANNOUNCER [TV]:
Oh. Yes.
499
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,805
Cast. Out. The demon!
500
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:35,060
[grunting]
[smashing]
501
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,269
Oh, perhaps not.
502
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,534
Come, Pinky. We must
prepare for tomorrow night.
503
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,157
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
504
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,905
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
505
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,828
Try to take over the world!
506
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,446
Boom! It's his catch phrase! He said it!
[beeping]
507
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,004
I told you he would!
508
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,457
[angry growling]
[smash]
509
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:59,512
♪
510
00:22:59,562 --> 00:23:04,112
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
37221
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
