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Here you go.Okay.
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Toothbrushes,
toothpaste, towels,
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diapers, formula.
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Mustard?
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You know, for the refugees.
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Mustard?
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It's the good stuff.
The brown stuff.
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They've been through a lot.
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That is very generous, Mr. Art.
Thank you.
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I will be back in
a couple of hours.
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A couple of hours?
The drop-off's at the church.
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He wants to drop it at Ariana's,
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'cause the last time they saw
each other, she kissed him.
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There it is.Ooh.
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I told you that in confidence.
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Bad call.
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It was not a romantic kiss.
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She just wanted to unnerve me.
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Yeah, looks like
it's still working.
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Th-There is nothing between us.
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She finds me very annoying.
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So do we, but we love you.
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Well, have fun on your date.
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This is not a date.
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This is just Afghans
helping Afghans.
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It sounds like how
Afghans makemore Afghans.
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Thank you for your help.
I will see you in a few hours.
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It's a date.100%.Definitely.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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It's open.
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Hey, guys.Hey, sunshine.
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Hey, Hazelnut.
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There's my angel.
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Tell him what you did.
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Because you forgot?
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Hazel.
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I got caught cheating in school.
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What?But I had a really good reason.
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Hey, what do we say about
personal accountability?
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No excuses.
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You're grounded.
Mom.
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Don't look at me.
This is Daddy's weekend.
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I clocked out when we walked
through the door.
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But Grampy and I are going
to the drag races on Sunday.
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She's got a point.Nope. She should have
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thought about that
before doing the crime.
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He'sgot a point.
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Go wash up for dinner.
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What am I having,
bread and water?
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They're good tickets.
You and Freddy want them?
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Close enough to catch a tire.
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Nah, he's very triggered
by internal combustion engines.
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You want to take Lois?
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I would, but she's out of town.
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Well, I'm free. We could go.
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You're not grounded.
Do whatever you want.
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All right! Sounds like fun.
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Don't let her drive home.
Last time, she was so jacked up,
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she blasted over a speed bump
and bottomed out our minivan.
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There were sparks.
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Another box?
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How did you even get
everything into your car?
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It is my training
at the grocery store.
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Once you have mastered
putting eggs and a watermelon
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in the same bag,
everything else is a breeze.
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Thanks again
for driving all the way here.
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Thank you for organizing this.
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It's the least I can do.
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Well, I guess I will head back.
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Unless you have time
to get some lunch?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Time. Yes.
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I have.
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Great. There's a French
restaurant down the street
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that has the best crème brûlée.
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Ah.
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Let's go.
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How long were you standing
at the intersection?
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Ugh, about an hour.
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I-It was pouring rain, all these
cars keep coming and going,
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and the light
turns red and green
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and red and green,
but the orange hand
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keeps telling me "stop."
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I had no idea
about the walk button.
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So, what did you do?
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I got very, very wet.
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Excuse-moi.
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I don't think
he actually speaks French.
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Oh, I know,
I'm just trying to get him
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to be a man and admit it.
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Oh. Is someone showing off
with his French?
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Eh, maybe a little.
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Mm. Your accent
is very charming.
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Oh, I could say the same.
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No one is stopping you.
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What just happened?
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Uh, nothing.
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You touched my hand.
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So?
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It is just that, back home, uh,
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that would be a big deal.
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Oh, of course. I'm sorry.
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It's pretty standard
first date stuff here.
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So, this is a date?
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Would you like it to be?
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I would.
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I would, too.
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Here you go, gentlemen.
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I hope I wasn't too noisy
in the kitchen.
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I was doing the dishes.
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You're not going
to the drag races.
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I just need you to know,
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I'm being harder on myself
than you are.
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Which is why I assigned myself
these chores.
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I don't care if you paint
the house. You're not going.
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I hear you.
And I'm not gonna push.
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But I am going
to make you an offer.
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Let me go, and I'll be
grounded for the next two...
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no, three weekends.
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Which means I'll miss
Emily's sleepover,
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because actions
have consequences.
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Nope.
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Grounded for the next
three weekends,
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no drag race T-shirts
or churros.
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Forget it.
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You know, the thing
that breaks my heart
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is that Grampy
is suffering because of me.
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Who knows how many drag races
he has left?
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One day, God is gonna
give him the checkered flag.
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Oh, I'm going, Hazelnut.
I'm taking your mom.
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What?
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That was cold.
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"Checkered flag."
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I'm telling you, Zubair, it was
the greatest night of my life.
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Tell me everything.
What did she smell like?
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Jasmine.
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Oh. That's the best smell.
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Hey, Zubair.
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Oh, good, Lizzie.
Tell me the truth.
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Did Awalmir really go on a date
with a beautiful woman?
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He sure did.
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I sure did.
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Well, tell me more about her.
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Okay, close your eyes.
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Picture the most beautiful woman
you have ever met.
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Then double it.
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Oh, you're so lucky.
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I am seeing her again
tomorrow night.
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Okay, what you should do is,
when you pick her up,
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release a hundred
white doves from your trunk.
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Not the skinny ones,
the fluffy ones.
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Okay, it's only a second
date. Don't go nuts.
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Eh, don't listen to him.
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He doesn't know anything
about romance.
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Scoreboard says otherwise.
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You can be so icky.
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You have to show her
you are brave.
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Pick the thorns
from a thousand roses
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and walk on them barefoot as she
watches you from her balcony.
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Hmm.Or take her to a movie.
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I don't know. I kind of want
to see him do the thorn thing.
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Okay, don't forget, you're
dealing with an American girl.
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Ariana has an Afghan soul.
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She wants to know
what is in my heart.
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You should say that
while she's picking
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the thorns out of your feet.
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Oh, Zubair.
You and I are such a good team.
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My favorite spot in Kabul
is this small lookout
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on the top of Asamai mountain.
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It is right in the middle
of the city.
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You can see
all of Kabul from there.
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That sounds beautiful.
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Oh, look. Hmm. What is this?
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Well, looks like someone
is having a picnic.
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I wonder who.
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"Ariana and Awalmir."
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That's our names.
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Shall we?
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How did you do all of this?
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I am both romantic
and organized.
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Crème brûlée for the lady?
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Thank you.
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This is my friend Shawn.
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He works with me
at the grocery store.
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It's very sweet of
him to do this.
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He volunteered
because he likes fire.
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That's enough, Shawn.
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If you folks need anything else,
I'll be on the swings.
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This is really lovely.
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Not as lovely as you.
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Hmm.
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And this is only the beginning.Hmm.
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I will fill your every day with
sweetness when we are married.
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Married?
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That is what people do
when they are in love.
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We're not in love.
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Okay, but the night is not over.
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I know, in Afghan culture,
relationships can move quickly,
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but this is way too fast for me.
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Oh.
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I get it.
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This is new for the both of us.
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I've actually never dated
an Afghan guy before.
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Can we just take it slow?
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Yes.
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We can take it slow.
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Okay.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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What happened?
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She said this was
all too fast,
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and I didn't know her
well enough to love her.
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She's right.
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What do I
need to know?
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She's beautiful,
she comes from a nice family.
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That's it?
That's all you know about her?
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She also loves crème brûlée.
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Lizzie, she's my heart.
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That is all I need to know.
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What if there are things you
find out that you don't love?
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What if she's mean?
What if she's messy?
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What if she has a giant snake?
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Might not seem
like a big deal,
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but then you're making out and
it's just sitting there, like...
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So what?
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Everyone is a package,
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filled with good and bad things,
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and when you marry someone,
you take it all.
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That is how I was raised.
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Well, in America, we like
to open the package first.
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And we have a really easy
return policy.
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That's not how I
think about love.
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But it might be
how Ariana thinks about it.
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It's how I think about it.
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I want someone to love me
because they know me.
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And I want the person I marry
to be my best friend.
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But if you marry first,
then you have
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the rest of your life
to become friends.
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Okay, part of having a talk
is also listening.
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Ooh, I agree, you are not
hearing anything I am saying.
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Ooh, excuse me.All right.
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Thank you.
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You buy, I fly.
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I got your favorite.
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The cheapest one?
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The cheapest one.
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Eyes.
Oh.
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My dome thanks you.
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I'm glad
we're doing this.
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Yeah. I miss you, kiddo.
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I'd like to see you more,
but, you know,
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I don't need a lot of haircuts.
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I miss you, too.
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So, how have you been?
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How are things
going with Freddy?
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Yeah.
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They're good.
Good.
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Just good?
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Well, if you really
want to know...
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I do.
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Things are great.
262
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,874
Freddy's really kind
and supportive.
263
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,745
Ah, I'm glad.
264
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,920
You are?
265
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,923
Yeah, I just want
you to be happy.
266
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,012
Well, I appreciate that.
267
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,323
So, I guess the chances of you
and Riley getting back...
268
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,629
Art.All-- I'm sorry, sorry.
269
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,806
Oh, here we go.
270
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,111
I hope nobody's
car explodes.
271
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,330
Yeah, so do I.
272
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,767
Oh. But just in case.
273
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,429
Maybe next time.
274
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,523
So, here's what I don't get.
275
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,003
You're smarter
276
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,265
than most of those dummies.
277
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,788
So why'd you cheat?
278
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,183
Whatever I say, you're just
gonna say "no excuses."
279
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,098
Try me.
280
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,405
I wanted a good grade
without doing a lot of work.
281
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,886
You're doing a lot of work now,
aren't you?
282
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,106
I guess.
283
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:48,376
Marines don't lie,
cheat or steal.
284
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,899
Remember that.
285
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,424
Yeah, I messed up.
286
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,383
Is it gonna
happen again?
287
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,125
No, sir. I'm sorry.
288
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,955
Okay.
289
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,005
You know what would be
a really tough punishment?
290
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,921
If you and I made a ghillie suit
out of these leaves.
291
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,575
What's a ghillie suit?
292
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,143
It's the ultimate camouflage.
293
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,536
Boy, that would
teach me a lesson.
294
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,457
So, I haven't met this Lois.
295
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,720
How's that going?
296
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,287
Honestly, couldn't be better.
297
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,855
We each have our own house,
our own space.
298
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,336
It's amazing how much time
you want to spend with someone
299
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,772
when you don't have to.
300
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:38,992
Well, I'm happy for you.
301
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,734
Thanks.
302
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,171
Ah. Yes!
303
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,176
Oh...
Hey, you know,
304
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,308
something's been bugging me.
305
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,962
You never used to knock
when you came over.
306
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,311
Now you do.
307
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,966
Well, you know why.
308
00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:01,231
Riley lives in the garage,
not the house.
309
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,190
It's my house.
310
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,757
It's also my garage.
311
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,368
So no more knocking.
312
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,586
Okay.
313
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,675
I mean, if you see
Lois's car in the drive,
314
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,894
don't come busting in, but...
315
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,722
And that answers
my next question.
316
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:18,945
Whoa.
317
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,381
Looking sharp.
318
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,991
Ariana and I are going out.
319
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,864
But don't worry,
I will take it slow.
320
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,778
Whatever that means.
321
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,519
It's not that bad.
322
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,913
Well, it feels bad.
323
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,698
I'm sorry.
324
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,050
I just don't know
how to do this.
325
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,313
Are you asking for my advice?
326
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,141
Yes.
327
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,013
Are you going to takemy advice?
328
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,756
Yes.
329
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,932
Okay.
330
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,021
What are the big ones?
331
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,111
Don't say "I love you"
until she says it to you.
332
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,113
But that could take days.
333
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,071
Or months.
334
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,072
Months. Oh, my God.
335
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,422
I'm not gonna make it.
336
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,467
And don't keep telling her
how pretty she is.
337
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,904
Oh, come on. I am a painter
338
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,993
and you are taking away
all my colors.
339
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,604
Oh, there goes red,
there goes orange.
340
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,999
Fine, you can compliment her
once a date.
341
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,391
Once an hour.
342
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,089
Sure.
343
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,525
How about poetry?
344
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,266
No poetry.
345
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,442
Hmm. What if I already spent
346
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,618
quite a bit of time
writing her a poem?
347
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,750
It would be a waste
not to read it.
348
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,970
No poetry.
349
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,104
This is why it takes months.
350
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,673
No poetry for her,
no poetry for you.
351
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,635
When I was a kid,
I loved the Columbus Zoo.
352
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,985
Hmm.
I used to beg
my dad to take me,
353
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,683
and once a year he would.
354
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,250
But he'd never go in.
355
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,470
He'd just wait for me
by the exit.
356
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,688
When I was older,
357
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:55,128
I realized he couldn't
afford both tickets.
358
00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:01,743
The day I got my first paycheck,
I took himto the zoo.
359
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,093
You are a good daughter.
360
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:09,011
Someday wewill go
to the zoo together.
361
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:13,320
I mean when you say so,
and not a minute before.
362
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,498
Also, you're beautiful.
363
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,328
Thanks. You're not bad yourself.
364
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,069
Thanks.
365
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,853
This is me.
Mm.
366
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,822
Okay. Uh.
367
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,263
We should have dinner
again sometime.
368
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,742
What about next Saturday?
369
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,527
Uh, I'm going to a
concert on Saturday.
370
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,269
Oh, I love music.
Are they still selling tickets?
371
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,185
Actually, I'm kind of
going with someone.
372
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,361
Oh.
373
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,058
Is it a date?
374
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799
It's super casual.
375
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,757
It's nothing serious.
376
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,022
But it's a date.
377
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:07,200
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
378
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,898
Okay.
379
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,683
Does it bother you
that I'm seeing other people?
380
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,208
Hmm? It's "people"?
381
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,210
It bothers you.
382
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,951
No, no, no. You're-- Ariana,
you are an independent woman
383
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,692
and-and this is only
our third date,
384
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,216
so I should not be bothered.But you are.
385
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,652
I'm sorry, I am trying so hard.
386
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,349
I'm okay if you see
other people.
387
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,481
I would never do that.
388
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787
Why not?
389
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,224
Ariana,
390
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,096
when I look up right now
391
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:38,057
and see the glowing moon
surrounded by many stars,
392
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,319
I can only admire the moon
393
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,843
because it is
the brightest light.
394
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,413
For me...
395
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,590
love is like that moon.
396
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:53,768
I can love one person,
not a thousand.
397
00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:00,035
You are not like anyone I know.
398
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,213
Which means I'm special.
399
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,954
Remember that.
400
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437
Good night.
401
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:29,064
When is your girlfriend
coming back?
402
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,326
Little old for that.
403
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,112
Can we not say "girlfriend"?
404
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,550
Fine. "Love-making partner"?
405
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,685
Just 'cause you're out here
doesn't mean we have to talk.
406
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,124
You miss her?
407
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:50,912
It's okay, Dad.
You deserve to be happy.
408
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,482
Fine. I miss her.
409
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,180
I knew it.
410
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,489
You know...
411
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,187
after your mom passed away,
412
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,710
I never thought that...
413
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,325
How come you weren't scared?
414
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,327
I made you 15 minutes ago.
415
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,328
How?
416
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,591
Piles of leaves don't fart.
417
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,464
You have to get up pretty
early in the morning
418
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,639
to get one over on...
419
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,426
You son of...
420
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,863
How long have you been there?
421
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,169
Two hours.
422
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,605
You didn't make it any easier.
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