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Back in the '80s,
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high school was a tricky place for me.
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I didn't always enjoy the
acceptance of my classmates,
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or the teachers, or the principal,
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or the building.
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But I had applied to my dream
school with my dream girl,
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and our envelopes from NYU had arrived.
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- Nervous?
- No.
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I'm cool as a cucumber
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that's been hot-brined and
barrel-aged for maximum flavor.
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I'm your special pickle, baby.
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Just part of the charm
of sharing this moment
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with your family instead of my own.
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Pish-posh, Brea.
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Your mother's divorced.
She's got bigger fish to fry.
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These envelopes are pretty thick.
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They say that's a good sign.
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Open the damn things, already!
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And tear!
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Oh, my God! I got in!
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Sweet balls! So did I!
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"Dear Brea Bee..."
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"Dear Beverly Goldberg..."
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Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
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Ah, that's probably just a typo.
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Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy!
They're in college!
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Now they're society's problem.
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I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
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Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here.
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Too good to go to college as his mom.
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How would that even work?
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We'll "Tootsie" you.
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Bevy, get me a sparkling
red dress, some curlers,
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and a bucket of makeup.
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I need answers.
Why does NYU think I'm you?
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Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in.
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Yay! Dreams do come true.
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Do they? Do they?
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I mean, did I want to
spend the next four years
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with my baby as
his best friend/study buddy?
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Of course I did.
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Did I think it would actually happen?
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Of course, again.
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And you thought this was a good idea?
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What I was thinking is that
he shouldn't go to
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his dream school without his dream girl.
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- I'm gonna go.
- Run.
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I would, too, if I didn't have
exercise-related asthma.
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See you around the student
union, fellow Bobcat.
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Roar!
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Found a letter for you, Adam.
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It was wedged in the pages
of my Us Weekly.
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There's an article about
the guy inside Chewbacca.
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Damn it, will you just give
him the obviously tragic news?
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Okay, but it's thin.
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I'm on the wait list.
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It's not a total rejection.
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Remember when we went to
Benihana for Erica's birthday
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and we got on the wait list?
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We ultimately got in.
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At 9:45.
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Dad fell asleep and burnt his
forehead on the grill table.
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And they were out of
hibachi butter garlic shrimp.
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All they had was hibachi
butter sea salt shrimp.
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Why even call yourself
a place of business?
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Damn it, Bevy, you gotta fix this!
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Don't worry.
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Just like I wrote in my NYU essay,
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I'm a glass-half-full gal
who enjoys problem solving.
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You better.
I am so frickin' worked up right now!
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It's too thick.
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So many words of acceptance!
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ?
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Subs by kinglouisxx
for www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ?
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It was September 29, 1980-something,
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which was Geoff's dad's birthday.
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And Erica was a little nervous.
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Are you sure he's gonna like it?
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How could he not?
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You found a way to combine
his love of racehorses
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with his awareness of pillows.
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It's just that now
I'm officially gonna be
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a part of the family,
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I really need your dad to like me.
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Don't be silly, you silly silly.
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That's way too many sillies, Geoff.
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- That's always been your tell.
- So silly.
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But over the years,
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Geoff's dad had hardly
been Erica's number-one fan.
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Why are you mowing my lawn?
It's the middle of the winter!
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Who gives the gift of song
when the gift of song
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has already been given?
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The only reason Geoff is
in this mess is because
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of your terrible influence,
and it stops now.
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Silly memories!
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Happy birthday, Lou!
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Please, dear. It's Dr. Lou Schwartz.
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Anyway, I made you this.
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Oh.
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A pillow with a horse on it.
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That is Triple Crown winner
Seattle Slew.
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That muscular thoroughbred
took me 19 days to sew,
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and he tossed it in the broom closet.
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That's where he tosses
all his favorite gifts.
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Louie!
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Erica's birthday airball
is the perfect segue
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to my gift.
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This is very exciting!
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This certificate entitles the bearer
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to one...
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...game of Horse against me,
which I will dominate.
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To be arranged around
Barry's schedule and mood.
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And Horse tracks with my love of horses.
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Is that a Bomb Pop wrapper?
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It doesn't matter what it's on,
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it's a sacred covenant between two men.
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One of whom has a blue tongue.
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Hope you saved some room
for my famous waffles.
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I did not, but that won't stop me.
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Oh, God.
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What the hell was that?
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Hey, who else heard "waffles,"
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the pancake's geometric cousin?
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Stop. He hated my gift.
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Obviously.
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A horse pillow? After what you did?
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What did I do? Geoff?
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Oh, come on. You know.
It was high school.
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My parents were out of town.
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Joanne threw that party,
and you took my dad's
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two prized porcelain Clydesdales and...
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- Posed them like they were doing it.
- What? No, I didn't.
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Oh, why are you denying it?
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Okay, it was the one moment in our lives
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I actually respected you.
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That's why your dad's been
cold to me all these years?
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Because of some little
horsy hanky-panky?
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Not just that.
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Turned out when he separated
the delicate figurines,
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Champ had broken his hind leg.
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- Champ?
- Champ and Dottie.
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They're actually brother and sister.
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Anyway, he was able to glue it back on,
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but you could still see
the tiny fracture,
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or at least my dad could.
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Well, I'm so sorry for him and Champ,
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but why would anyone think that was me?
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'Cause Joanne saw you do it.
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- Uh-huh.
- Well, she couldn't have,
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because I wasn't even at that party.
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Oh, I know what happened.
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- I did it and said that it was you.
- What?
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Yep. I'm a scamp.
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But all's well that ends well.
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Yes.
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As if I needed any more proof
I'm with the right lady.
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Aww. Waffles, babe.
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While Erica had learned
she had taken the fall for Joanne,
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my mom was ready to spring into action.
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We need to talk.
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So sorry in advance.
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Damn it, door, you have one job!
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Are you eating your own
personal pan cookie?
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I eat one every day.
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That seems like too much.
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Does being happy seem like too much?
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Enough about the man's
giant daily cookie.
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Adam was wait listed at NYU.
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And here's another headline, she got in.
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But you're his mother.
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She got the big envelope and everything.
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All my ears and whiskers!
The big envelope?
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That's the real deal.
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Well, it's nice to be wanted,
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but we're hoping,
as his guidance counselor,
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you can arrange for him to take my spot.
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What a fun and outlandish solution.
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Unfortunately, the world
doesn't work that way at all.
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Brea's gonna have to give you her spot.
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Now, do you want to talk to her,
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- or is that a Mama-do?
- Not that, either.
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Mr. G, NYU is my dream school.
I'll do anything.
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I get it, but the admissions
people need to get it, too.
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Fine. Adam, we're gonna
get you into college,
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but first, go make a pishy.
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It's gonna be a long drive.
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You both can't go.
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You're right.
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Schmoo, wait for me at home.
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No stove or scissors till I get back.
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Please listen.
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It has to be Adam and Adam alone.
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The admissions people need to see that
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he can advocate for himself.
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Or I call them and tell them
how good he is
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at advocating for himself.
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There you go, Mama.
No wonder you got in.
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Adam needs to do this on his own.
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- But with his mama.
- No.
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Looks like it's time
for this guy to step up.
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But first, she was right
about that pishy.
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I had gotten some much-needed clarity,
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but Erica was still confused.
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Not only am I wrongly blamed
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for putting your father's
porcelain horses
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in unspeakable positions,
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but worse, you thought I did it.
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Well, in my defense,
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I actually kind of liked
that you did it.
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What are you saying right now?
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I'm saying I like bad girls.
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Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease,
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when she was pretending
to be someone she wasn't.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Oh, my God. You don't even
know what a bad girl is.
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Hey! Ooh, that horse shindig
was fun, wasn't it?
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The hell it was.
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Oh, are you still upset I haven't
told my dad I made his ponies dirty?
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That was like 30 minutes ago.
Get over it.
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It's been years,
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years of your father's
passive aggressive resentment.
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You have to tell him.
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I hear you, but here's the
thing, I don't want to.
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See, things used to be pretty tense
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between me and old Lou.
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You know how he calls me Jojo now?
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Well, he used to call me a bad girl.
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Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease.
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Have either of you
actually seen that movie?
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Like when she comes back
with those black pants,
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and her hair's all piled up?
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Ooh-la-la, right?
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Erica, you wouldn't want a silly thing
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like the truth getting between
a father and a daughter.
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Especially now.
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I mean, things between us
have never been better.
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Still, all the negative feelings
that he would have had for you,
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he's had for me.
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In my defense,
I never thought you'd figure it out.
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Well, I have, and now
my relationship with your dad
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is just supposed to suffer
for the rest of my life?
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No. Just until he dies. Or you die.
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Or I die.
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God, it's funny how death is
the answer to so many problems.
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I have the perfect solution.
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We can't let Erica take the blame,
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- because she didn't do it.
- Thank you.
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And we can't let Joanne take the blame,
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because she's adorably difficult.
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I got the right fella.
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- Then who, Barry?
- Someone else.
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Well, that narrows it down.
256
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,498
You need specifics?
257
00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,916
- Buddy Kaplan.
- Who?
258
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,502
He was this huge math geek in our class.
259
00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,212
God only knows what happened to him.
260
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,547
We throw the blame on Buddy,
261
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,048
and all of Erica's problems are solved.
262
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,551
- This can't be our best option.
- I like it.
263
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,677
Yeah, because it's not you.
264
00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,595
God, I just love
how close we're getting.
265
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,889
Yep, Joanne refused to plead guilty.
266
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,559
Meanwhile, I was making my case to NYU.
267
00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,602
Excuse me, Dean Martin?
268
00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,688
I'm wait listed applicant
Adam F. Goldberg.
269
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,939
I have an appointment.
270
00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,150
Ah, yes. Mr. Goldberg.
271
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,484
Here we are.
272
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,873
We'll let you know.
273
00:08:48,951 --> 00:08:50,280
That's quicker than I expected.
274
00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,781
Well, there's not really a lot to say.
275
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,992
It's just a process
that needs to play itself out.
276
00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,410
But you got to let me in.
277
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,079
I'm totally NYU Film School material.
278
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,039
Perhaps you missed my killer essay?
279
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,250
Was it about the first time
you held a video camera
280
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,502
and you knew what you
wanted to do with your life?
281
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,338
- Wow. I guess it really stood out.
- It didn't.
282
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,257
But I took the bus here.
283
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,259
The guy next to me had a snake.
284
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,511
It wasn't a pet.
I think he just found it.
285
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,055
Mr. Goldberg, the students
are admitted for a reason.
286
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,767
I'm talking about unique life stories,
287
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,561
personal achievements,
overcoming obstacles.
288
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,647
Did you not hear
my harrowing snake bus tale?
289
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,317
I assume you're from an
upper-middle-class, suburban family?
290
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,985
Well, I wouldn't say upper.
291
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,238
Both our houses, regular and
beach, are fairly modest.
292
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,449
We are looking for people
who have thrived
293
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,493
despite real obstacles.
294
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,161
I got a crazy amount of those.
295
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,705
I just need a little time to
narrow them down. But I'll be back.
296
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,916
Or you'll patiently wait
for our response.
297
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,835
Ha! I just got roasted by Dean Martin.
298
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,338
So I gathered
the people who knew me best
299
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,716
to remind me of some of the
many difficulties I'd overcome.
300
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,718
Okay. Obstacles. What do we got?
301
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,386
Uh, that substitute PE teacher
302
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,971
did make you jump rope in gym.
303
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,641
Not really. I just had to
collect all the jump ropes.
304
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,559
But they did get into a nasty tangle
305
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,978
which took well into
my snack period to undo.
306
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,148
Oh, you were the most beautiful
little boy in kindergarten.
307
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,483
How is that an obstacle?
308
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,693
Well, a lot of the other
parents got quite miffed
309
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,070
'cause I kept saying it.
310
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,530
You said beating "The Legend of Zelda"
311
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,073
took way longer than you thought.
312
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,867
You're thinking of "Zelda II:
The Adventure of Link," silly.
313
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,369
Right. I am silly.
314
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,079
What about that time you
were homesick at space camp?
315
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,372
Really, Dave Kim?
316
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,332
You think my biggest challenge
was high-fiving
317
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,459
American hero John Glenn?
318
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,169
Is anybody seeing an alarming trend?
319
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,964
Video games, space camp.
Adam's kind of a nerd.
320
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,174
Brea Bee, I will run over your bike.
321
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,844
Wait, she's right. I am a nerd!
322
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,137
No offense, man, but you don't
have the grades to be a nerd.
323
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,473
Better! I'm an underachieving nerd.
324
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:44,686
Yes! My baby will overcome
the sheltered privilege I provided!
325
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,399
Joanne didn't want to take the blame
326
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,733
for disgracing Lou's horses,
327
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,235
so they did the next best thing
328
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,528
and blamed a complete stranger.
329
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,321
Buddy Kaplan? Really?
330
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,115
That's what we're all
saying here, I guess.
331
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,199
Mm-hmm.
332
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,410
But more importantly, I didn't do it,
333
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,245
so you can now see me
as the wonderful addition
334
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,455
to your family that I am
and we can all move on.
335
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,499
I wish I could, but
Buddy Kaplan's my accountant.
336
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,001
- You know him?
- Know him?
337
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,669
We trust him with our life savings.
338
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,130
Not anymore! I'm firing him immediately!
339
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,047
You can't fire Buddy!
340
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,257
He was a child then,
341
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,384
and now he's an adult
with a child's name.
342
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,385
Don't be stupid, son.
343
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,512
Sure, he's got four foster kids,
344
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,931
but I'm not employing someone
who'd make my ponies
345
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,517
perform acts against
their gentle nature.
346
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,269
Who knew the fate of so many lives
347
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,271
could be affected by those
little porcelain dolls?
348
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,772
I know, right?
349
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,191
A butterfly flaps its wings
in one part of the world,
350
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,943
and now Buddy Kaplan
has to send his foster kids
351
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,445
back into the system.
352
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,196
It wasn't Buddy Kaplan.
353
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,449
The person who did it was...
354
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,201
- Randy Sperling.
- Our lawyer?
355
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,287
He and Buddy set up our trust!
356
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,706
Why are you guys insistent on
hiring so many young people?
357
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,168
I am a sucker for a young man
in Haggar slacks.
358
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,586
It is a handsome pant.
359
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,546
But now we have to
let the whole team go.
360
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,340
Fine. I'll tell you who really did it,
361
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,592
but your heart's gonna be
shattered into a million pieces.
362
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718
It was me!
363
00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,886
Geoffrey?
364
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,846
The able bearer of the Schwartz name?
365
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,723
That's right. I'm a nasty boy,
366
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,850
and I like nasty horse business.
367
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,186
Then show me, Geoffrey.
368
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,481
Show me exactly
how the horses were posed.
369
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,775
Well, they were...
They were face to face.
370
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,985
And then their giant horse lips met,
371
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,196
and it was a magical,
consensual evening.
372
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,572
Not even close.
373
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,783
It was a tangle of equine anatomy
374
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,409
from muzzle to hindquarters.
375
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,536
Fine. Barry did it.
376
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,913
- Really?
- Why not?
377
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,791
If you ask me, you're both
covering for someone else.
378
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,876
Lou, don't get yourself worked up again.
379
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,630
Th is just about
some silly ceramic horses.
380
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,591
I've seen them at trade shows
for over $75!
381
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,510
- Each?
- For an unsullied pair,
382
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,887
which these are no longer, Erica.
383
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,390
You know what? It was me, actually.
384
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,476
I took... I took Champ and Dottie here
385
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,020
and I mashed them together, sexy-style.
386
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,397
I just...
387
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,232
Ohh! My loving treasures!
388
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,734
I'm sorry.
389
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,362
At least now you have
a real reason to hate me.
390
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,531
Happy birthday.
391
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,909
Erica's horseplay had
put her deeper in Lou's doghouse.
392
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,744
Meanwhile, I was about to give the dean
393
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,371
a dog and pony show of my own.
394
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,331
I figured out what I've overcome.
395
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,000
The need to knock when
you don't have an appointment?
396
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,209
Zing, Deano.
397
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,877
Actually, I'm here to prove to you
398
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,713
that I've endured the greatest adversity
399
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,922
in modern society.
400
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,257
Nerdiness.
401
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,675
I see.
402
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,051
And who is this with you?
403
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,387
This lovely lady is my girlfriend
404
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,098
and incoming NYU freshman Brea Bee.
405
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,142
She's here for moral and easel support.
406
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,935
So you're socially challenged,
407
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,396
but somehow managed to land
this gorgeous woman?
408
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,064
Please, she may be a New York 10,
409
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,232
but she's a Jenkintown 5.
410
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,900
- Adam!
- Sorry!
411
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,068
But the stakes are high!
412
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,987
You know you're a fox.
Let me have a little sunshine.
413
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,198
So you think NYU should let you
in because you like Star Wars?
414
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,616
More like love.
415
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,830
That's R2-D2.
416
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,374
- Brea, you're on.
- Nerd alert! Nerd alert!
417
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,126
You do realize that Star Wars
418
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,754
is the most popular movie
franchise of all time, right?
419
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,589
But I, like, really like it.
420
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,215
You also threw "video games" up there.
421
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,593
Isn't that something
every teenage boy enjoys?
422
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,012
But I, like, really like them.
423
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,889
You also wrote "glasses,"
something I wear.
424
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,640
Are you saying that I'm a nerd?
425
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:10,933
Gah!
426
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,227
Why is this impossible?
I mean, she got in.
427
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,896
- Adam!
- You know what I mean.
428
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,647
No, I don't, actually.
429
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,275
I have better grades, test
scores, and extracurriculars.
430
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,651
Not to mention a better essay.
431
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,778
That thing about divorce?
432
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,821
Boo-hoo, you have two Christmases.
433
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,074
You know what?
Find someone else to hold your easel.
434
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,784
The easel stands on its own.
435
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,952
I needed you to flip the pictures!
436
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,124
So did I do it? Am I in?
437
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,293
As my dreams of NYU were crumbling,
438
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,670
Lou was trying to pick up the pieces
439
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,339
of his little horses.
440
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,716
Champ's ear is completely gone.
441
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,635
The only silver lining is
442
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,929
you can't hear my despair, buddy.
443
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,014
Ugh. It's time for me
to do the right thing.
444
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,183
I've glued Champ's tail
to Dottie's snout.
445
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,226
God forgive me.
446
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,685
Daddy.
447
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,562
I have some upsetting news.
448
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,524
More upsetting than the
Frankenhorse I just created?
449
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,025
The truth is, it was me.
450
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,318
What?
451
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,862
I'm the one who originally
posed your ponies.
452
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,240
So now you know who to be angry with.
453
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,741
Oh.
454
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,202
It's water under the bridge.
455
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,412
Wait, it is?
456
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:15,289
Am I happy she broke them?
Of course not.
457
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,751
But she was just a girl.
Kids make mistakes.
458
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,461
But you've been torturing Erica
459
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,130
for years over these horses,
460
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,090
and suddenly "kids make mistakes"?
461
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,383
You're a mistake!
462
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,926
I don't know what that means,
463
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,303
but I don't like your aggressive tone.
464
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,013
I don't know what
your problem is with Erica,
465
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,225
but she's gonna be my wife,
and you better get over it.
466
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,769
While Geoff had
finally stood up to his dad,
467
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,604
I was falling all over myself
trying to get Brea
468
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,605
to forgive me.
469
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,066
Damn it!
470
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:45,194
Careful, Schmoo, you're gonna
damage your cheeseburger phone.
471
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,196
What's the point of
a whimsical novelty item
472
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,906
if the love of my life won't talk to me?
473
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,117
I'm right here. Oh.
474
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,536
Here, let me make everything
better with a forever hug.
475
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,247
But it doesn't change the fact
that my life is ruined.
476
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,415
We'll get you into a better school,
477
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,208
one that's even closer.
478
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,128
For one second, can you stop
thinking about how this affects you?
479
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,381
It's my dream to go to NYU with Brea.
480
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,883
Now I don't have either.
481
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,801
I'm sorry. I get it.
482
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,636
Let's figure this out.
483
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,139
Well, there's always the classic
big, romantic gesture.
484
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,640
That's brilliant.
485
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,726
That fuss-bottom dean will love that.
486
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,894
I meant for Brea.
487
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,563
But why not use
your seductive boy powers
488
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,149
to charm your way into NYU?
489
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,110
That's not an altogether terrible idea.
490
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,779
I have charmed my way
into the heart of many ladies
491
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,740
who are way out of my league.
492
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,825
Why not an academic institution?
493
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,411
And the moment you
knock that dean sideways
494
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,705
with your song and dance razzle dazzle,
495
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,207
she'll let you in,
496
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,083
and Brea will be right behind you.
497
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,085
Well, that's impossibly optimistic,
498
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,503
but I got nothing else.
499
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,631
Yay! Ha-ha! Mama solved it.
500
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,841
Your forever hug is now forever kisses.
501
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,884
Aw, no.
502
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,552
The ones by my ears are so loud.
503
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,015
Having fallen
further down NYU's wait list,
504
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,850
it was time to take a big swing.
505
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,561
- Here we go.
- Oh, no.
506
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688
It's not another pathetic
attempt to beg my way in.
507
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,648
Then what is it?
508
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,982
It's this.
509
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,279
Are you serenading me?
510
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,782
Just let me and my pals
in the soft rock supergroup
511
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,450
Foreigner explain everything.
512
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,536
? I've been waiting ?
513
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,122
? For NYU ?
514
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,583
? To come into ?
515
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,794
And that's enough.
516
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,130
Because you're swayed by my
passionate musical appeal?
517
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,799
I'm gonna give it to you straight.
518
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,676
I can't date an applicant.
519
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,135
What? No. No, no, no, no.
520
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,596
This romantic gesture
isn't a romantic gesture.
521
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,390
Am I flattered? Yes.
522
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,017
I mean, maybe even a little curious.
523
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,143
Oh, don't be.
524
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,271
You know, I work late. I live alone.
525
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,648
I mean, and I'd be lying
if I said I didn't sometimes
526
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,275
long for another's touch.
527
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,901
Enough. This stops here.
528
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,611
Mom! You're supposed to wait in the car!
529
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,571
Did you not hear his beautiful song?
530
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,740
That is how much he wants you.
531
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,535
Hold on. You're his mother,
and you put him up to this?
532
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,203
Damn right I did.
533
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,331
My baby knows what he wants,
and I want him to have it.
534
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,958
Mom, please!
535
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,252
Remember what Mr. Glascott said
about doing this on my own?
536
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,296
To hell with Glascott.
537
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,048
I got accepted into this school
with barely a high school diploma.
538
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,134
Wait, you applied to NYU so you could
539
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,095
go to college with your son,
and you got in?
540
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,930
Let's just say I get what I want,
541
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,434
and right now, I want you
to do your [Bleep] job!
542
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,060
That blazer's disgusting.
543
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,689
So...
544
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,940
That's my mom.
545
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,275
Wow.
546
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,735
She's a lot.
547
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,529
Maybe you have dealt with
a significant obstacle.
548
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,864
What are you saying?
549
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,450
I'm just saying maybe I underestimated
550
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,201
what you've overcome in life.
551
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,786
FYI, my dad's no picnic either.
552
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,371
You know what?
553
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,332
I'm gonna give your
application another look.
554
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,416
That's amazing!
555
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,003
And just know, from now on,
my door is always shut.
556
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,589
And you should know that won't stop me.
557
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,924
With that,
I realized that, thanks to my mom,
558
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,968
I'd still have a shot at NYU.
559
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,596
Yep, sometimes the people
we love help us
560
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,930
in unexpected ways.
561
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,015
Hey.
562
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,977
...Is for horses. Don't remind me.
563
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,771
Yeah, about that.
564
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,148
Um, I've got someone here
who wants to talk to you.
565
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,275
Dr. Lou Schwartz?
566
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,985
Again, I am so, so sorry.
567
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,528
Call me Lou.
568
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,447
And I'm the one
who should be apologizing.
569
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,782
Wait, what?
570
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,577
Look, Geoff is my special boy.
571
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,329
I love him with all my heart.
572
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,082
Me too.
573
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,583
That's just it.
574
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,169
When you started dating, it just...
575
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,298
I don't know, felt like a loss.
576
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,675
It's a parent thing.
It's hard to explain.
577
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,637
I think I get it.
578
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:44,183
But I took it out on you,
and that's unforgivable.
579
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,935
No, it's not.
580
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,270
Forgiving is what family does.
581
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,774
You know, Geoff has always
known what he's doing.
582
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,486
I was worried that
I was losing my sweet son.
583
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,407
Turns out, I was gaining
a wonderful daughter.
584
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,825
Yep.
585
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,576
I'm always right.
586
00:20:03,945 --> 00:20:06,797
Truth is, we're all
trying to work through things.
587
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,333
Sometimes, it's letting go
of mistakes from the past.
588
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,128
Don't do it. Big, romantic gestures
don't always work.
589
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,296
Believe me, I know.
590
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,299
I'm just so sorry.
591
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,052
The idea of not spending
the next four years with you
592
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,637
has made me crazy,
593
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,722
and I took it out on the wrong person.
594
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,560
Well, I guess that kind of makes sense.
595
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,228
I accept your apology.
596
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,188
Will you also accept my congratulations?
597
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,190
I haven't told you
how happy and proud I am
598
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,984
that you made it into NYU.
599
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,569
They're so lucky to get you.
600
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,487
Well, they're gonna be
lucky to get you, too.
601
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,613
I'm not giving up hope.
602
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,699
Me neither.
603
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,914
And, sometimes,
it's holding on to dreams of the future.
604
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,543
In the end, when you have the support
of the people who love you most,
605
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,962
you're already in the winner's circle.
606
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,595
While our fingers are crossed for NYU,
607
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,847
let's take a look at
some of your back-ups.
608
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,223
How do you feel about Tulane?
609
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100
Oh, New Orleans.
610
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,021
Ah, the Big Easy.
Po'boys with my boy. Mm.
611
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,189
What else you got?
612
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,482
There's Northwestern.
613
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,400
Ooh, Chicago, home of the Bears.
614
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,235
Mama and baby.
615
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,612
University of Miami?
616
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,239
Well, if the rhythm doesn't
get you, my nom-noms will.
617
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,117
Is there anywhere I can go next
year where she can't follow me?
618
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,952
Well, there is this
all-male Jesuit school
619
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,996
- in northern Minnesota.
- Set up the interview.
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