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Provided by explosiveskull
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God...
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911, what's the address
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to your emergency?
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I-I'd like to report
a domestic dispute
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in my apartment building.
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And what is
the address to your emergency?
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Hold on.
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It's 4200 Greenbush Avenue,
a-apartment four.
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I can't...
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No, no, I can't.
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No, I can't stay on the phone.
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He's hitting her.
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Ladies and gents,
brace yourselves.
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I have some bad news.
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Zac Efron is off the market.
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- Who was that?
- Andrea.
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You okay?
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Did you leave the sliding door open?
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No.
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It's a bad habit leaving doors open.
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Once the termites get in,
you can never get rid of them.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Everybody just wants to be famous.
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And for what?
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So we can pretend we're famous too...
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but it's fucking fake, the whole thing.
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Photoshop.
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Hell, I could be famous
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with these window-shoppers.
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Be happy with what you've got.
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You too, so easily manipulated.
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I'll never understand it.
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So I have to talk to you about something.
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About a month ago, I got a purple letter,
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an anonymous letter
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inviting me to meet
an admirer in a hotel room.
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I thought it was stupid.
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I thought it might have been...
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I don't know what I thought.
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But I went, and it was once.
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And I realized that I've been unhappy.
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I am unhappy.
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I've given you ten fantastic years,
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years that I'll never regret.
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But I'm asking you now to let me leave.
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I don't want half of your money.
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I think $5,000 is all I'll need
to start again.
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I honestly don't know what got
into me, but I'm glad that it did.
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Stop that.
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I can't justify staying with you anymore
just to be nice.
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Anything good?
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It's a wedding invitation.
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Nicer than ours?
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Not a chance.
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All right.
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I was thinking we could
go to the caterer's on Sunday,
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try out that new menu.
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Oh, yeah, I love it,
that sounds great.
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You know, if we don't end up
feeling like seeing
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PJ and Lauren tonight,
we can cancel,
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it's totally fine.
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Oh, okay, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right,
should I tell him?
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- Yes.
- All right fine, it's...
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All right.
So for months,
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we were trying to get in
touch with the guy's team,
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we're trying to sign
the guy to the agency.
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{\an8}No answer.
We're doing everything we can,
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{\an8}trying to reach the guy's
higher ups, everything.
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We're trying every possible
combination of email address,
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doesn't work,
nothing, all right?
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So I've been reading a lot
about the Medici family.
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These guys, they got all
the money in the world,
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they're secluded from everybody.
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And I was thinking,
and I was like,
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these rich people,
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they don't have social media.
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You can't get in touch with
these people.
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They don't have Facebook
or anything.
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But you can bet these
motherfuckers have Venmo.
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No.
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Oh, yeah, bro.
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So I send the guy a Venmo
request for two pennies
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to get his two cents about
Jordan and I being his agents.
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And that worked?
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Fuck yeah, it worked.
That's why I ordered champagne.
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We're meeting with his team
tomorrow.
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Brave new world.
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Is that legal?
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What, are we gonna
get in trouble?
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Excuse me,
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could we get a check
when you get a chance?
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April 11th is coming up soon.
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Are you all deep into
wedding plans?
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Yeah, less than two months.
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Yeah, there's a lot.
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Our families,
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I'm the last of my sisters
to get married
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so there's a lot of stress
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around where people
are going to sit.
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But then you remember
it's an open bar
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and will practically run itself.
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And if it does all fall apart,
we're skipping town.
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We're doing a road trip
honeymoon.
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It was my idea.
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Oh, that friend of mine
that was staying with us...
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- Are we allowed to tell them?
- Yeah, you can tell 'em.
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Okay, so a friend of mine
from Berkeley,
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she was staying with us, right?
She's a flight attendant.
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She was telling us all these
crazy stories about flying.
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Like they have plans to
flip the plane upside down
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in case there's a terrorist,
and having to land early
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because of people having
anxiety attacks,
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really interesting stuff,
really insane.
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Anyway, she was telling us
a story about
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a totally normal flight,
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and this woman and her
husband are in first class
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for their honeymoon,
I guess,
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and they're getting off
the plane
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and the woman collapses,
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young woman, newlyweds.
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And she is beautiful
apparently, right?
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They realize she's got
blood on her,
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but she says she's fine,
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nobody knows what's going on.
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The TSA gets involved.
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They realize that some of
the blood has dried on her.
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Turns out,
she and her husband
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got into a fight about
God knows what
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and he stabbed her in the ribs
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with an in-flight
champagne bottle.
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So they all think it's
a sex trafficking thing but it's not.
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They bring everybody in.
She tells the TSA
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they both work in careers
where image is everything
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and she just didn't want
anybody to know
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that they'd been fighting.
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Isn't that insane?
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Thank you guys
so much for coming in.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, could you?
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I mean I only had
one glass of wine.
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Did you? 'Cause I feel like
you had about three or four.
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That's when you usually start
telling your long stories.
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I definitely didn't have
the lamb kebabs, that's crazy.
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I hate lamb,
would never order that.
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No, no.
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Yes.
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APE, this is Amy.
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So what is a packaging deal?
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Packaging deals are
large payments
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that we get when a TV show
or movie is greenlit
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for us having arranged the
creative team behind a project.
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It is an ancillary,
often private contract,
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that allows us to
wield our power
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to enter deals for way more
than the 10%
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we're making
from our client pool.
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There's no such thing as
problems, okay?
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Only opportunities.
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Now, the cocksuckers
at the WGA
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trying to tell everybody
about packaging
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and getting their members
to leave our agency
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is the biggest opportunity
we've ever faced.
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It would mean
the end of growth for us.
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Now, what that means is
that this building here,
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this structure that
we're in right now, um...
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it won't...
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it won't be around anymore.
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- Hi, Jordan.
- Yes.
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I installed that
Chrome extension
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that wishes your friends
happy birthday...
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- Uh-huh.
- And PJ's looking for you.
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The China team arrived
30 minutes early.
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Uh-huh, okay, wait, sorry,
you said China's here?
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China's here right now?
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- Why is China here?
- Jordan, Jordan.
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Hey, hey, Raymond's here.
China's here. Come on.
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Jaclyn, was I taken
off of the email chain?
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We're supposed to
meet in the lobby
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for small talk and handshakes.
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That's Psychology 101.
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You asked me to take you
off that email chain.
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- Hey, PJ.
- Okay, well put me back on.
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Hey, yeah, whatever.
They're talking new productions.
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They love Marvel.
They want our roster.
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- Okay? Great.
- I love it, it's exciting.
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Things are moving, it's exciting.
I can take you to 100%.
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Flattery's not gonna
work on this guy, okay?
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He's smart.
Dude, we did this.
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His wife's name's Laura.
He supports the Chinese government.
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It's between us and CAA.
I will not let this happen again.
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Fuck CAA, that should be
my license plate. Come on.
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Nope, actually,
give me that back.
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Hey, dude, forget about
your wedding invitation
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for five fucking seconds, okay?
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You don't let him sit.
You say, "Let's keep talking.
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Let's keep talking."
Hunyíng means
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welcome to the team and
you've got to get it right.
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Jordan, this is China.
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Hunyíng.
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Okay great.
Come on.
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- Hey, there he is.
- Hey, there's my guy.
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- Jordan Hines, how are you?
- Ni hao.
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Ni hao,
"ni how" the hell are ya?
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Welcome to Hollywood.
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- Want some coffee?
- No, no coffee for me,
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thank you,
I have an ulcer.
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Our bonehead of an assistant
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- must've miscommunicated...
- What's an ulcer?
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An ulcer, oh, uh,
it's nothing.
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It's, uh... It's uh...
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It's an open sore
on my insides.
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It might kill me.
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How was your flight?
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Uh, it's fine.
No, no, it's fine.
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It's, uh... No, it's false alarm,
it's okay.
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Please have a seat. Please,
have a... No, have a seat.
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Please, no, please,
have a seat.
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Yeah, have a seat,
everybody have a seat.
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It's exciting.
I'm excited.
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I am excited.
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It's exciting.
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Everything's fine.
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Just get the package.
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Just get the packaging deal.
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The building
isn't collapsing.
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Well let's keep talking.
I'm excited.
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Well, let's keep talking.
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Hey! Hey!
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Ma'am!
Don't throw shit at my car.
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I lease this fucking car.
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Ma'am!
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What the fuck?
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Is that him?
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Yeah, that's him.
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Sorry, we don't have to
stay long.
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It's important to come across
as enthusiastic and authentic
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when you're signing someone
like this,
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when it's this big of
a commitment.
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I'm gonna get you home soon.
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- Go for it.
- Okay.
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Raymond, Jordan Hines,
how are you?
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Got you.
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- I love it.
- Of course you do.
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I wanted to introduce you
to my future wife, Caroline,
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who's fucking here somewhere.
Um...
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Whatever, grab yourself
a drink, huh?
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No, I'm just the driver
tonight, five years sober.
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I wanted to, um, make sure
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that you had everything
that you needed
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before you left to go to China
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and our agency represents
a lot of intellectual property.
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So if there's ever
anything that you wanted
255
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,083
to make into a TV show
or a movie,
256
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,917
even if there's an article
that you read maybe
257
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,333
we'd be happy to look into
acquiring those rights-
258
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,583
- Everyone!
- Yeah.
259
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,333
Excuse me, everyone.
260
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,625
The silent auction ends
in 25 minutes,
261
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,792
so place your bids.
262
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,875
Everything is tax deductible,
263
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,667
and it's for a great cause.
264
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:39,292
So don't be cheap, huh?
265
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,500
And speaking of cheap,
266
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,542
I'm looking at these piece
of shit agents who snuck in.
267
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,375
Yeah, yeah.
268
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,708
- He's a character.
- You know what happens
269
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,542
if you cheat,
what happens?
270
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,375
Yeah.
271
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,083
Thank you so much
for stopping by.
272
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,917
Thank you so much
for having us.
273
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:22,542
I wanted to ask where did
you order the flowers?
274
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,625
I got them from a website.
275
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,250
- Fleur-de-Lis?
- That's right.
276
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,833
Yeah, that's who we're
using for the wedding.
277
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,417
- Honey, aren't they beautiful.
- Yeah, they're gorgeous.
278
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,875
We live in the future,
isn't that exciting?
279
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,333
When are you getting married?
280
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,000
Very, very soon.
281
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,292
Honey?
282
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,750
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
283
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,000
I'm just gonna... I'm gonna
say something to him.
284
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,250
I'm gonna lose him
and I just wanna...
285
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,125
let me just...
give me one more try,
286
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,500
just give me one more try.
287
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,458
Raymond, uh,
I just wanted to say
288
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:01,667
thank you so much
for having us.
289
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,500
My fiancée and I are leaving,
290
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,833
and I wanted to say
one last thing to you,
291
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,750
that we're not
the angry bulldogs
292
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,875
that Entourage
makes us out to be.
293
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,958
I think television tends to
make us out to be
294
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,542
these angry petty people.
295
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,000
But a lot of that film industry
aspect left with Harvey.
296
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,000
Who the fuck is this?
297
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:28,417
So the world is entering into
this really exciting time
298
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,542
of digital international growth
and we're a part of it.
299
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,625
And the way that our team works,
300
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,667
I feel like it could make
life very exciting for you
301
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,042
with the way that
we package our projects.
302
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,417
I don't need anything
packaged.
303
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:42,208
That's a term you made up
to steal people's money,
304
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,583
and it's all gonna collapse
around you.
305
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,625
We don't need agents
to book our travel.
306
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,917
We don't need agents to
pretend to be producers.
307
00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:54,083
You are a dying social network,
308
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,667
and everyone can't wait
to watch you fall apart.
309
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,958
Well let's keep talking.
310
00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:09,375
Love the honesty.
311
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,000
We love that.
312
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,875
Thank you for having us.
313
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,083
How is your ulcer?
314
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:38,292
It's fine.
Killing me.
315
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,708
So, yeah, he's a really
interesting character.
316
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,375
I had a good long conversation
with him.
317
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,125
It's not a no,
he's gonna think about it.
318
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,458
We're gonna keep the
conversation open.
319
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,833
PJ said he would call him in
the morning.
320
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,500
He's the closer,
he'll close the deal.
321
00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:53,917
He did grab me in the groin
before we left.
322
00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,833
I think it's a cultural thing.
323
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,583
And if he signs with CAA,
it's not the worst thing in the world.
324
00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:59,667
He could still be
a hip pocket client.
325
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:01,250
We could still package
some things for him.
326
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:03,125
Maybe bring some of his
Chinese intellectual property
327
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:06,458
to the United States and develop it
under our studio wing now.
328
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,125
And, yeah, we just signed Tiger Woods
as a director this morning.
329
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,917
They're gonna reboot
Caddyshack with dogs.
330
00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:12,625
So all in all tonight,
yeah,
331
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,083
tonight was a great night
for everybody.
332
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,833
Cool.
333
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,583
Honey, is anything going on?
334
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,708
With me?
335
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,708
No, honey. What?
336
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,417
We're getting married in,
like, six weeks.
337
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,292
If anything were going on,
I'd let you know.
338
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,750
No fucking way.
339
00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:24,583
Hello?
340
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,542
Hey, there's my guy.
341
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,208
Do you want to do something
helpful?
342
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,458
There's my guy.
There he is.
343
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,208
Oh, you're so brave.
344
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:56,000
It's exciting. Exciting.
We're excited. We love it.
345
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,292
We're excited.
We're excited.
346
00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:58,792
We're all excited.
Let's keep talking.
347
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,458
Let's keep talking.
Let's keep talking.
348
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,583
Terrence, I just got the email
about you joining the WGA.
349
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,083
I'm so sorry to hear that.
350
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:06,792
I was just about to
put you forward
351
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,000
for a television show
in the writer's room.
352
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:10,417
But what happened?
353
00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,167
I thought you wanted to be
famous.
354
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,667
Okay, so let's say some
actor comes up to you
355
00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,125
and says you can't
get them work.
356
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,208
You say,
"Get new headshots.
357
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,958
You're calling on my
family phone."
358
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:27,208
Well, that's what's so exciting
is the audience for television
359
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,458
is so much larger than
independent film.
360
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,500
How much longer do you
want to keep making stuff
361
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,917
that nobody's seeing?
362
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:36,333
Deflect, attack,
replace victim with offender,
363
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,042
D.A.R.V.O.
364
00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,417
Picture that
your children, starving,
365
00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:45,833
and these WGA members
just standing
366
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,583
above your children
and laughing...
367
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,750
'cause that's what
they're doing.
368
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,583
That's what all of the WGA
is doing.
369
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,667
They're laughing at
your starving children.
370
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:57,250
Relax for five fucking
seconds. I'm on the phone.
371
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,167
It's sick.
372
00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:02,167
We're too strong to fail.
373
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,750
We are too strong to fail.
374
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:07,542
We're too strong to fail.
We are too strong to fail.
375
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,792
Yeah, I own a Tesla.
We're excited.
376
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:10,917
Are you all mine?
377
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,708
I am.
378
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:55,750
Hey.
379
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:57,875
Hey.
380
00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,750
May I have one?
381
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:01,667
Oh, sure.
382
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,583
You'll do great here.
383
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,542
Jaclyn, come on in,
have a seat.
384
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,167
Oh, okay.
385
00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:17,042
How are you?
386
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:19,125
What do you want to do
with your life?
387
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,667
Uh... well,
I don't know yet.
388
00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:24,875
- Uh, this.
- Yeah, right.
389
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,583
Nobody wants to be here forever.
390
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:28,125
Everybody wants something else.
391
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,625
What do you want?
392
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,208
- Honestly, I do.
- Honestly, you do.
393
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,625
What are you from Mayberry?
394
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,833
What are you from
the Andy Griffith Show?
395
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:35,375
Who talks like that?
396
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,083
What can I do for you?
How can I help?
397
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:40,333
We have all these retreats
where we wheel out Tony Robbins
398
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,250
and he tells us
how happy we are,
399
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,333
how to take over the town,
take control.
400
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:46,167
Why don't you stop lying
to everybody in the office
401
00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:47,917
all day every day
402
00:29:48,042 --> 00:29:50,417
and finally admit
what you actually want?
403
00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:52,375
What does Jaclyn want?
404
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:55,958
Okay.
405
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,000
Could you put me in touch with
the investment firm
406
00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:00,375
I heard you and Raymond's
team talking about?
407
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,292
Yes, I will.
408
00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,292
Wall Street?
409
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,917
See, wasn't that easy?
410
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,083
Now you're not letting that
eat at you from the inside.
411
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,375
Doesn't that feel good?
412
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,000
It does.
You're in a good mood.
413
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:20,333
Did your wife sit on
your face this morning?
414
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,333
What'd you say?
415
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,042
Did you wake up on the right side
of the bed this morning?
416
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:29,333
It's an expression.
417
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:35,458
Oh. Yeah, I guess I...
I guess I did.
418
00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,167
Well, great.
Thanks for this.
419
00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:42,042
I'll have to change my resume
to list working for you on it.
420
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:43,333
Could you give me till tomorrow?
421
00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:44,833
Yeah, of course...
Yeah, it's nothing.
422
00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:46,542
Oh, and accounting
had questions
423
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:48,708
about a $10,000 charge that
was put on the company card...
424
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,208
Yeah, that's fine,
I'll take care of that,
425
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:52,125
- Thank you.
- Open or closed?
426
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,375
Close that door,
thank you.
427
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:41,167
Ah! No, she said it.
428
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,292
Hey, you're here early.
429
00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:49,500
We just started the Keurig.
430
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:50,792
Hey Jaclyn,
431
00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:52,083
can I talk to you
for a second?
432
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,708
Yeah, sure, what's up?
433
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:55,042
So we were in my office
yesterday
434
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,542
and I thought I heard you
say something
435
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,250
and I just want to make
sure that you had said it.
436
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,500
It's not a big deal.
You're not in trouble or anything.
437
00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:01,417
- Hey, Maggie.
- Hi, Jordan.
438
00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:02,917
But I said that I would connect you
with the people at Black Rock
439
00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,542
and then you said something
about waking up on
440
00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:06,292
the right side of the bed.
441
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,375
Do you remember what you
actually said?
442
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:12,458
I'm not sure I understand.
443
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:13,875
- Okay.
- If it's a big deal,
444
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,500
it's really not that important.
445
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,875
I had my boyfriend work on
my resume with me.
446
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I'm sorry if I said
something I shouldn't have.
447
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,167
- Uh-huh.
- Was I out of line?
448
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:25,708
- I'm so sorry if I was.
- I'm sure you weren't.
449
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,292
And you didn't say anything?
450
00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:32,708
Oh, my God.
What do you think I said?
451
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,792
Okay, so this is great.
So this is a failure, okay?
452
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,625
So I can't use the language that
I'd like to use to you right now
453
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,458
because of the new direction
454
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,583
that the agency and the
country is going so I won't,
455
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,208
and I'll just say that
this isn't working.
456
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,750
Okay? All this isn't,
you aren't working for me.
457
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,042
So how are you gonna
come in tomorrow?
458
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:52,333
Let's call today a wash, okay?
459
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,833
How are you gonna come in
tomorrow?
460
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,125
'Cause there is a line of
recent college graduates
461
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,708
that are just dying to
come in here and work,
462
00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:59,875
to sit in that fucking seat.
463
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,125
So tell me, how are you gonna look
tomorrow when you come in?
464
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,833
How are you gonna
convince me today
465
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:07,583
that you're better at your
fucking job tomorrow,
466
00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:08,917
Jacqueline?
467
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:12,833
I'll do better.
468
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,292
I'm still new here.
469
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,125
That's great to hear.
Send over that resume.
470
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:26,833
I cannot wait to send it out
to new people.
471
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:28,333
Tell your boyfriend
I said thanks
472
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:30,583
and don't go on my computer
again.
473
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,708
You don't know the first
fucking thing
474
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,000
about my personal life.
475
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,667
And I am gonna need
new Pepto-Bismol
476
00:33:37,792 --> 00:33:39,042
immediately after lunch.
477
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:46,542
Hollywood.
478
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,167
Fuck.
479
00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,125
Fuck. Hey!
480
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,833
Hello,
how can I help you?
481
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,292
How are you?
I'm wondering if I can get
482
00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:43,500
a receipt printed out
for my stay.
483
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,042
I stayed here a few weeks ago
484
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:47,750
and my assistant was
cleaning out a car that I own
485
00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:49,958
and must've thrown it away
like a fucking idiot.
486
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,583
Oh, well that happens.
Do you have a copy of your ID?
487
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,792
I do, but I didn't make
the reservation.
488
00:34:54,917 --> 00:34:55,958
I work for a big company
and I'm not sure who's name
489
00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:57,625
- it would have been under.
- I see.
490
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,208
So you don't know the name
the reservation was made under?
491
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,125
I don't, but it would've been
the 4th of March
492
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,333
in room 320 at about 1:10 p.m.
493
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,208
Or I'm uncertain, it
could have been anytime.
494
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,500
Okay.
495
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,667
Well, unfortunately it won't
let me search for that.
496
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,417
Is there a way you can get
the name or card number
497
00:35:12,542 --> 00:35:15,750
of the person who made
the reservation?
498
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,917
Okay, so I already said that
there isn't.
499
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:19,333
I work for a big talent agency
500
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:22,000
and I'm not a small fry
over there, the big one.
501
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,667
A couple letters,
I'll give you three guesses.
502
00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:25,375
You're only gonna need one.
I'm getting married soon,
503
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,167
and I don't know who
would have made the reser...
504
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,792
Are you in the film industry?
505
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,125
I'm not.
506
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:34,333
Now if you can call someone,
507
00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:35,750
we can get that to you
immediately,
508
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:38,500
but it's hotel privacy policy,
I'm so sorry.
509
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:40,250
- What if I was robbed?
- I'm sorry, if what?
510
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,167
Let's say I was only in
the room for 17 minutes
511
00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:43,750
and somebody stole something
from my safe,
512
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,125
and what if I also thought
that you two at the hotel
513
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,917
had something to do with it?
514
00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:49,708
I actually don't know the protocol
for something like that.
515
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:52,000
I think we'd have to
call the police.
516
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,042
And what if I am the police?
517
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:58,333
Sir, if you were the police,
518
00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,042
you would've probably called
ahead of time
519
00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,625
and you also would've shown me
your ID when I asked for it
520
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,375
and maybe you wouldn't
have spent 45 minutes
521
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,917
telling me how big of
a Hollywood agent you are.
522
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:14,167
Yeah, that's... Yeah.
523
00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:15,542
Is there anything else
we can help you with today?
524
00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:17,083
No, I don't think that
there is.
525
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,250
- Well, thanks for coming in.
- Thanks for having me.
526
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,667
I've got this rumbling
stomach that says,
527
00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:31,917
yeah, I need food.
528
00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:35,917
- I'm ravenous and I...
- Hey, so sorry, keep going.
529
00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:37,792
And I need people
that are ravenous too.
530
00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,833
I need people that are hungry.
531
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,292
When I go to Buca di Beppo,
532
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,083
I order a Fettuccine Supreme
and that server,
533
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:46,708
she brings out and says...
534
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,375
- What is this meeting about?
- WGA packaging.
535
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,833
- What is it?
- WGA packaging.
536
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:53,375
Nope, uh-uh, no,
we're not doing that.
537
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,208
Uh, sorry, keep going.
I just don't have time for it today.
538
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,917
I didn't know that this was
gonna be what this was about.
539
00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,292
What I initially wanted to
come in here to talk to about...
540
00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:02,250
It's fine. It's fine,
we're too strong to fail,
541
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:03,833
everybody's doing great.
542
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:07,042
I wanted to talk to PJ
and see if you have that thing.
543
00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,292
Uh, that... You remember that
thing? Stop talking.
544
00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:11,583
Do you have that thing
that we used to do a lot
545
00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:12,917
and now I'm not doing
too much anymore?
546
00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,583
Do you know
what I'm talking about?
547
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,208
- Top drawer.
- Great, thanks.
548
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:19,125
- It's not what you think.
- Excuse me, Jaclyn.
549
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,250
Walking, thank you.
550
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:25,583
Should I keep going?
551
00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:32,042
I think maybe now is
a good time we all take a break
552
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:36,292
and reassess exactly
what it is we're doing here.
553
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,708
- How's your stomach?
- It's fine.
554
00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:55,833
- You seem stressed.
- I'm not stressed.
555
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,333
I just feel like I have this
huge thing
556
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:59,625
that's hanging over me
at all times.
557
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,208
Well, it was nice almost
planning a wedding with you.
558
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333
Okay, hey, I'm here.
What can I do?
559
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,750
What do you need from me?
560
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,875
It's just the fucking
place cards.
561
00:38:11,042 --> 00:38:12,500
Did you read the email?
562
00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:14,125
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes?
563
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,375
The place card setting email.
Yeah.
564
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,500
- Yes?
- Loved it.
565
00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:24,500
When's the last time
you hung out with PJ?
566
00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,167
I mean he's your
actual friend, right?
567
00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:28,083
Why don't you talk to him
about this?
568
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,542
See, you're smart.
569
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,458
I guess that's why we're
getting married, right?
570
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:38,083
It is.
571
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,083
You worry too much.
572
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,708
Most people don't get so
worked up about their job.
573
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:49,167
Everything's gonna be great.
574
00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:13,208
Because I saw it on your iPad
when it was syncing
575
00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,500
and then you deleted it from your phone!
576
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,958
I don't know what you're talking about!
577
00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:19,792
How the fuck could you do this to me?
578
00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:22,083
It's really not what you think.
579
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:26,708
Like I'm not going to have someone
follow you when you're acting like this?
580
00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:30,000
I stay in hotels all over the world!
581
00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,000
Not in our fucking neighborhood!
582
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,458
Calm down.
583
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:41,958
I don't have time for this.
584
00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:43,500
You're hysterical.
585
00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:08,667
Hello, you've
reached the law offices
586
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,792
of Kay, Donovan,
and Associates.
587
00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:11,458
Please leave a message
588
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,417
and we'll get back to you
as soon as we can, thanks.
589
00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:16,417
This is Laura.
590
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,875
Please have Jerry
call me back.
591
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,875
I shot Raymond in the car.
592
00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:29,750
Um, okay, can I just
do a vodka soda please?
593
00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:30,917
- Two please.
- Thank you.
594
00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:33,625
- Thank you.
- Uh, wow, two, okay.
595
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:36,583
Uh, yeah, shit, two please,
thank you.
596
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,375
Cold feet?
597
00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:46,167
What are we doing here?
598
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,333
A couple of weeks ago,
599
00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:54,417
I got a letter in the mail
600
00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:57,375
inviting me to
a no strings attached
601
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,625
sexual encounter
in a hotel room.
602
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,958
It was a pretty card,
looked official.
603
00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:06,625
I don't know, I was stupid,
I went.
604
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,542
Oh, fuck you. What?
Dude, this is nuts.
605
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,500
I had to wear a blindfold.
606
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:14,583
I should've kept it,
but the woman...
607
00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:16,500
I can't even tell you.
608
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,917
You know that thing where
something's different
609
00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:21,167
inside of the universe
in the multi-verse system
610
00:41:21,292 --> 00:41:22,750
and this is the one
thing that's different.
611
00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:24,292
It felt like that. I don't know,
it's hard to explain.
612
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:25,708
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
613
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,375
What's going on here?
Hold on.
614
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,917
Wait, this is really happening,
you really did this?
615
00:41:29,042 --> 00:41:30,667
In this climate?
616
00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:34,500
Dude, are you fucking suicidal?
617
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,167
I don't know.
618
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:39,250
Okay, okay, wow, holy shit.
619
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,583
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
620
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:41,917
- Yeah.
- Sorry, okay.
621
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,583
- Yeah.
- Um, wow,
622
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:45,542
I thought this was you being mad
at me for signing Raymond.
623
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:46,750
- This is a huge...
- You signed Raymond?
624
00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,083
How the fuck did you
sign Raymond?
625
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,125
Okay, well, hold on,
let's... let's focus.
626
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,542
So, let's focus here, okay?
627
00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:55,125
So, okay,
so I know you're serious.
628
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,875
Okay, so let's do this.
So first of all, I'm so sorry.
629
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,042
You clearly have no other
options, you came to me.
630
00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:03,000
So there's no return address,
no stamp,
631
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:06,333
so probably delivered personally
or by a courier maybe.
632
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,708
Do you have security cameras
at your building?
633
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,958
You probably already
thought about all this.
634
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:10,625
- Yeah.
- Has anyone reached out to you
635
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:11,708
on social media in
the past couple months?
636
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,417
It might seem strange.
637
00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,625
Maybe someone trying
to sabotage the wedding
638
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:16,958
or like a last hurrah
kind of thing.
639
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,667
I can't think of...
640
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:21,542
No.
641
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,958
So you couldn't see her?
Was she wearing a mask?
642
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,708
I think so.
643
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:29,167
She was quick in the room.
644
00:42:29,292 --> 00:42:31,333
She definitely had it on
at the beginning.
645
00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:33,667
She must've known her way
around the furniture.
646
00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:37,000
But then I took it off.
647
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,875
I think she saw my face.
I think she'd recognized me.
648
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,708
And you were alone
in the room?
649
00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:45,375
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, now I don't know.
650
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,208
See, that's the reason I wanted
651
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,917
to fucking talk about
this in the first place.
652
00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:52,958
Why didn't you just
take the fucking mask off?
653
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,292
I didn't want her to know
it was me.
654
00:42:54,417 --> 00:42:56,542
I don't know, deniability,
self-protec...
655
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,125
I don't know, I think
I was fucking terrified.
656
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,333
- Oh, thank you.
- Here you go.
657
00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,125
- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.
658
00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,542
No idea where
that letter came from?
659
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,583
I'm sorry I told you
all of this.
660
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:08,250
No, dude, totally fine.
661
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,917
Now I'm suspicious of everyone.
662
00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:12,000
Maybe it's your wife.
663
00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:15,833
Maybe it's my wife.
664
00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:18,333
Dude, this could be anybody.
This could be an ex-client.
665
00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:21,000
Nope, this is CAA. Yep.
666
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,083
You know,
I was thinking about this.
667
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,083
I was thinking about
doing something like this
668
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,583
as a business.
669
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,042
Can't do this shit anymore.
670
00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:31,792
With my wife?
671
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,708
Her whole family's lawyers.
672
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:35,583
She would cut
my fucking head off.
673
00:43:36,708 --> 00:43:38,250
She'd get away with it.
674
00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,667
Dude, if I got one of
these fucking things,
675
00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:46,083
I would be sleeping in that
mail room.
676
00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:57,625
Excuse me!
Can we get a check, please?
677
00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:59,458
My life is fucking terrible.
678
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:11,208
Hi, I'd like to file a
complaint against the building.
679
00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,417
Oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that.
What's going on?
680
00:44:13,542 --> 00:44:15,165
A friend of mine was murdered
and I've been robbed.
681
00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,081
Maybe by the same person.
I thought I'd go to you
682
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,875
before calling 911 'cause
I'm a fucking adult.
683
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,458
Oh, my God, what happened?
684
00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:21,750
I need to see
security camera footage
685
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,042
from the 22nd of February,
686
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,375
the front lobby,
the cul-de-sac
687
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,750
and anything that leads to
the mail room.
688
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,292
Someone has been leaving me
death threats.
689
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:28,708
And also,
I'm a police officer.
690
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,292
Oh, God.
You're... Okay.
691
00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:32,875
Uh, well look, we'll do
everything we can to help,
692
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,375
but I don't think
we can show...
693
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,708
Okay, no, so I need to see
security camera footage
694
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,792
and I need to see it
right fucking now.
695
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,500
Hi, I'm dealing with a stalker
696
00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:42,750
and I'm trying to stay calm
for the sake of my future wife
697
00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:45,458
who's upstairs right now
scared half to death.
698
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,125
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah, you're sorry.
699
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,917
He's sorry, we're all sorry,
everybody's sorry.
700
00:44:49,042 --> 00:44:51,000
Let's see security camera
footage, right?
701
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,833
- It's corporate policy...
- Okay, no.
702
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,125
All right,
let's try this again.
703
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,167
Hi, my name is Jordan Hines.
I'm an excellent fucking tenant.
704
00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:01,667
I never come down here.
My rent is always on time.
705
00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:03,792
I'm one of those guys you
never have to worry about.
706
00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:06,292
I didn't complain when people
started Airbnb'ing out their apartments
707
00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,542
or when the hot tub was
cold for a fucking month.
708
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,792
I'm not going away.
I'm not uncomfortable,
709
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,583
my clients enjoy
spending time with me.
710
00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:14,125
Let me see security camera
footage
711
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,833
from the 22nd of February
712
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,583
and I won't spend
thousands of dollars
713
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,167
having an Indian click farm
714
00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:21,500
bomb your fucking
apartment complex on Yelp.
715
00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,792
It's right through that door.
716
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,542
I know exactly where it is.
717
00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:28,917
Now, is there a problem here?
718
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,042
Where's the best place to send
a lawsuit?
719
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:37,583
Where's the best address
for me to send a lawsuit to?
720
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:49,042
There. There stop.
721
00:45:49,167 --> 00:45:51,667
See? See?
722
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:52,875
Don't let fucking weird
people into the building
723
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,083
who don't have a key card, okay?
724
00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:55,333
Who the fuck is this guy?
725
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:56,500
Am I alone here?
726
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,875
Who the fuck is this guy?
727
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:00,458
This isn't a motel.
728
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,667
I don't pay to live in
a fucking motel, okay?
729
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:10,708
Who the fuck is this guy?
730
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,208
This is fuckin' dead.
731
00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,083
Now you gotta die.
732
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,458
Now you fucking gotta die.
733
00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:23,583
- Piece of shit.
- Hey, hi, sorry.
734
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,042
Sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, I'm not violent.
735
00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:26,915
I just want to talk to you.
I got a question for you,
736
00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,500
I got a question for you. I'm so sorry.
I got a question for you.
737
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,125
- Help!
- Shut the fuck up, okay?
738
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,875
I got a question for you,
I'm sorry. Who's paying you
739
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,167
- to deliver shit to my building?
- Fuck you, get out of my way.
740
00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:35,292
You're delivering shit
to my building.
741
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,917
I have a right to know. Okay,
I get it, you probably have
742
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,417
naked pictures of me,
it's not that big of a deal.
743
00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,083
How does it work?
Tell me how you work.
744
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,875
- Help!
- Shut the fuck up.
745
00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:46,042
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, I'm sorry.
746
00:46:46,167 --> 00:46:48,625
Look, I don't carry cash on me
if that's what you fucking want.
747
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,333
Okay, yeah, I just need to know
who you work for.
748
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:52,042
Who's paying you to deliver
shit to my building?
749
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:54,208
I don't want to hear,
"Oh, I don't know, I wasn't there".
750
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,083
- I work for an app.
- This is Hollywood.
751
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,792
This is the big time, okay?
752
00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,083
Don't fucking move.
753
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,167
Don't fucking move!
Stay right there.
754
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:04,500
Don't deliver junk mail
to my building anymore,
755
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:05,750
okay, asshole?
756
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:08,042
I'm gonna look into this.
757
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,250
- Can I help you?
- Hey, there's my guy.
758
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:21,542
I'm a neighbor and I found
some mail in the street.
759
00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:22,917
Some asshole already opened it
760
00:47:23,042 --> 00:47:25,792
but I'm wondering if
Louise Rafferty's home?
761
00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:27,625
Louise is no longer with us.
762
00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:31,000
That's convenient.
763
00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:32,333
Excuse me?
764
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,208
Look, buddy.
I'm a private investigator.
765
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:35,750
Do not fuck with me today.
766
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:37,083
I need some questions answered
by Louise
767
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:38,708
and I'd like to talk to her
immediately.
768
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:39,917
- Hi, I'm sorry.
- Oh, there she is.
769
00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:42,833
- Go back inside.
- Is there a problem?
770
00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:44,458
It's nothing.
771
00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,792
This man is confused.
772
00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:47,292
He lost his dog
773
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:50,167
and he's handing out
flyers in the neighborhood.
774
00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:53,333
Oh. What kind of dog is it?
775
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,958
It's a cocker span...
it's a Dalmatian.
776
00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,625
I'm so sorry for your...
777
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:06,000
I had no idea it was
a funeral.
778
00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:08,917
I have to go.
779
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:10,208
Thank you for your time.
780
00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:12,917
We'll keep an eye out for
your dog.
781
00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:14,625
Yeah, thank you.
We got people looking.
782
00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,750
She gets under cars
and stuff so...
783
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,750
What's up?
784
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:50,875
- Oh, fuck, you all right?
- Yeah.
785
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,333
- Jesus.
- Yeah, sorry.
786
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,833
Vodka soda, double.
Thanks.
787
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,375
All right,
so this shit is crazy.
788
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,750
- So the envelopes... Are we good?
- Yeah, we're fine.
789
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,125
- You sure?
- Yes.
790
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,917
Okay, all right, so
the envelopes are stock.
791
00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:05,417
They're made from this company
called Hermes Post in Burbank.
792
00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:07,250
They're this online company.
They make a bunch of those
793
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,625
corporate party invites
and shit.
794
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:09,958
Which is what we were
worried about.
795
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,667
The P.O. box in Hollywood
is anonymous.
796
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:13,792
It's set up through the website
so that's another dead end.
797
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:15,458
- All right, shit.
- Hold on, all right, stop.
798
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:18,583
Okay, that's the easy stuff.
799
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:21,250
Hey, can you make that two,
actually? Thank you.
800
00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:26,792
Okay, I'm gonna talk
and I'm gonna finish,
801
00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:30,458
and then you can say
whatever you're gonna say.
802
00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:32,750
But please just let me
get through this
803
00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,167
'cause it's important. Okay?
804
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:38,458
Okay.
805
00:49:40,917 --> 00:49:43,000
Okay.
806
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:44,917
When social media platforms
first began,
807
00:49:45,042 --> 00:49:46,750
they were based solely
on connecting people,
808
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,167
but then they were bastardized
809
00:49:48,292 --> 00:49:49,833
and turned into these
money-making machines
810
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:52,125
that would harvest your data
and sell it to advertisers.
811
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,208
So say you clicked on
something back in college,
812
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:55,708
all those clicks,
all those likes
813
00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,167
from then all the way till now,
814
00:49:57,292 --> 00:49:59,000
that's all been saved by
these companies.
815
00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:00,625
And then in 2013,
816
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:02,958
they started allowing other
companies to use that data
817
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,542
to target you as a consumer
818
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,708
for all your specific
interests and behaviors.
819
00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,875
Every like on Twitter you've
ever had, that's all public.
820
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,458
You can go on anyone's
social media account
821
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,167
and see everything they've
liked from the beginning.
822
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:15,917
Now, all of that data
is scrapable.
823
00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:18,208
Meaning someone could
come up with a program
824
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,583
that would compile
all of that data
825
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,708
from your complete
online digital footprint
826
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:25,042
and use it to better understand
you and how to get to you.
827
00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:27,875
And if I were doing this,
I'd go after the wealthy.
828
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,625
So say you're on social media
829
00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:33,417
and you follow Forbes
and Lamborghini
830
00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:36,125
and Yacht Clubs and
Hollywood agencies, yeah.
831
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:39,875
And on top of that,
let's say you're also engaged
832
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,375
and that for
the past three months,
833
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,625
you've also been off and on
834
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,833
liking pictures of
half naked women.
835
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,625
- Fuck me.
- Let me finish.
836
00:50:47,167 --> 00:50:48,333
Half naked women.
837
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:49,500
That would mean one,
838
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,708
you probably make
a lot of money,
839
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:52,542
and two,
with a little push,
840
00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:54,375
you'd probably stray
from your relationship.
841
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:57,083
So that person could then pair
you with someone identical,
842
00:50:57,208 --> 00:50:58,667
someone who would seem
perfect to you.
843
00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:01,542
- Is there anything else?
- No, please fuck off.
844
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:02,667
Thank you.
845
00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:06,917
I'm sorry, man,
I... I'm sorry.
846
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:08,292
Which would make you
an incredible candidate
847
00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:09,417
for this new service.
848
00:51:09,542 --> 00:51:10,917
We don't make a lot of money.
849
00:51:11,042 --> 00:51:13,250
We act like we do.
850
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:15,458
You'd rent out Airbnbs
or hotels,
851
00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:17,000
you know,
something aspirational,
852
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:19,000
and then they'd have you.
853
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,208
It's the ultimate click bait,
thirst trap.
854
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:25,708
Uh, it's when, uh...
Just look it up.
855
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:26,958
Actually, don't...
856
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,125
Don't worry about it,
doesn't matter.
857
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:30,625
The point is...
858
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:33,917
adultery's down drastically.
859
00:51:34,042 --> 00:51:36,417
People are so terrified of
stepping out of line at all
860
00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:38,417
they don't even talk about it.
861
00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:41,250
'Cause consequences
won't go away anymore.
862
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:44,625
Scarlet letter.
863
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,417
Scarlet letter, yeah.
864
00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:49,292
The Public used to be
the bad guy.
865
00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,833
Remember that?
866
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,583
I mean it's a great idea
for a startup.
867
00:51:58,417 --> 00:52:00,417
Anonymous.
868
00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,833
Cost of a hotel room...
869
00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:03,958
and a couple stamps.
870
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,208
Are you doing this to me?
871
00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:12,625
No.
872
00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:20,833
All right, dude,
most importantly,
873
00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:23,000
a woman was murdered off
Franklin Ave.
874
00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:24,333
On February 21st,
875
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:25,917
three blocks from
your apartment.
876
00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:28,917
Domestic dispute, Swedish,
no priors,
877
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:30,708
seemed totally normal people,
I looked them up.
878
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,042
The guy stabbed her
879
00:52:32,167 --> 00:52:33,583
and threw her over a balcony.
880
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,542
Cops were responding to
a call she made beforehand.
881
00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:36,958
When they brought the guy in,
882
00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:39,292
he was screaming about
the US Postal Service.
883
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,167
She called beforehand?
884
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,333
This sounds like me.
885
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,625
I thought so too.
886
00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:53,500
Hey, can we close out, man?
887
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:57,583
Excuse me, sir.
Can we close out, sir?
888
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,708
Just not... just gonna
ignore me now.
889
00:52:59,833 --> 00:53:01,833
I'm gonna have to apologize.
890
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:03,208
Sir?
891
00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:20,583
- Hello?
- Lisa, it's Jordan.
892
00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,583
- Jordan?
- Hines, how are you?
893
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:27,333
Hey, Jordan,
I'm good, how are you?
894
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:29,458
I'm doing well.
I just wanted to call.
895
00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:31,500
I guess we haven't
spoken since graduation.
896
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,500
How are you doing?
Where are you living these days?
897
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:36,333
I'm still in Braintree,
actually.
898
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,708
Ross and I ended up at
the same hospital.
899
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,333
Oh, well, that's lucky.
900
00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:42,042
You ever make it out to
Los Angeles?
901
00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,708
I don't.
902
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,917
It's tough with a toddler.
903
00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:50,000
Wow, that's crazy.
904
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:51,875
Because I thought I saw you
on Franklin
905
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,833
a couple of weeks ago.
Was it you?
906
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,292
Uh, yeah, no, not me.
907
00:53:57,417 --> 00:53:59,708
It must've been
my doppelganger.
908
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,625
How are you liking LA?
909
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,417
I love LA.
910
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,875
About an hour from the lake,
911
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,875
five years sober,
working on my ten.
912
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,375
That's great.
913
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,750
That's so great to hear,
congratulations.
914
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:14,208
I always knew
you'd figure it out.
915
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,667
You sure it wasn't you?
916
00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,083
I just thought...
917
00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:23,125
you'd added me on LinkedIn
a couple days earlier.
918
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,042
I was almost certain it was you.
919
00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:27,208
Uh, no.
920
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,583
You popped up as
a suggested follow,
921
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,417
because of school I guess.
922
00:54:31,542 --> 00:54:34,458
I... I thought, you know,
I haven't seen you.
923
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:37,708
I was pretty sure.
924
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,833
I guess you wouldn't even
tell me if it was, huh?
925
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:43,917
I'm not sure
what you're asking me.
926
00:54:44,042 --> 00:54:45,875
I'm so sorry.
This is uncomfortable.
927
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,958
This sounds like one of those
phone calls you hear about
928
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:49,750
where some idiot calls you
ten years late
929
00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:52,125
and makes a fool of
himself, isn't that right?
930
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,458
No, no, I just want to
make sure you're okay.
931
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,875
I'm fine, everything's great
with me.
932
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,458
Uh, I must have
disturbed you again
933
00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:00,625
and I'm so sorry about that.
934
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,375
Uh, this isn't
a midlife crisis.
935
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,042
I'll let you know when
I'm having one of those.
936
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:05,458
- No, it's fine.
- I'm fine.
937
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,792
Everything's fine.
I just wanted to check in.
938
00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,417
It must be so late over there,
I'm so sorry.
939
00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:10,542
Congratulations
with everything,
940
00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:12,417
thanks so much for
the connect
941
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:13,917
and, um, we're all excited.
942
00:55:14,042 --> 00:55:16,333
So, uh, good night and, um...
943
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,750
and yeah, goodnight,
yeah, that's it.
944
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:21,250
All right,
congrats on your engagement.
945
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:24,458
Yeah, great, thank you, bye.
All right, bye now, take care.
946
00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:27,625
Woof.
947
00:55:35,042 --> 00:55:37,333
Hey, Jaclyn, perfect timing.
948
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:39,083
I'm wondering if you can
send all my phone calls
949
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,792
to my cell tomorrow
950
00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:43,125
'cause I've gotta boogie to the
east side for some meetings.
951
00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:45,625
Don't worry about that.
I'm gonna pay for it.
952
00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:47,792
Sorry about that.
953
00:55:47,917 --> 00:55:49,167
I'm gonna pay for it.
954
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:52,750
I'm gonna pay for it.
955
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,000
Ugh, wi-fi's down.
956
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,167
Mm-hmm.
957
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,000
Did you throw
this blanket on here?
958
00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,375
It looks nice.
959
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,667
It's from
the honeymoon.
960
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:21,667
Ah.
961
00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:27,875
Can I get you anything?
962
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,917
Yeah, come here.
963
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:31,958
Come sit.
964
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,875
Man. I'll tell ya.
965
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,708
What do we do with all this?
966
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:44,167
You know, I spend so much
time off set these days.
967
00:56:44,292 --> 00:56:45,708
Let's just go.
968
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:50,333
Let's go back to that
villa in Rome.
969
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,208
We can have my mom come out.
970
00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:56,167
Who is sick of everything regular?
971
00:56:58,083 --> 00:56:59,167
You hated Rome.
972
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:02,167
No, I hated the palaces.
973
00:57:02,292 --> 00:57:06,208
You buy a palace to get away
from the fucking crowds.
974
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:07,750
Nowadays, you can't even see
the artwork
975
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:09,208
because everybody's waving
976
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,750
a thousand fucking cameras
in front of it.
977
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,542
The public.
978
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,167
What do you think?
979
00:57:18,292 --> 00:57:20,083
I can get Ben to look on Zillow
980
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:24,083
to see if we can buy
a place in Rome?
981
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:26,917
What do you think?
982
00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:30,042
Sounds like a dream.
983
00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:34,167
A good dream?
984
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:05,333
Help.
985
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:08,875
Help.
986
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:31,792
Okay, guys, now this is
the fun part.
987
00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,667
- We're gonna take the shrimp...
- You all right?
988
00:58:33,792 --> 00:58:36,042
Yeah, it's exciting,
I love it.
989
00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:37,792
The heat's gonna make it
easier to wrap.
990
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,167
Let's make sure we don't
burn ourselves.
991
00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:41,167
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm just hot, honey,
992
00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,458
I'm right next to the stove and
I'm wearing this stupid fucking outfit.
993
00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,000
- How are we doing over here, Caroline?
- Fine I think.
994
00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,583
Okay, well we forgot
the carrot slices
995
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:48,250
but that's okay,
we can always boil...
996
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,708
No, actually we don't want
carrot slices with ours.
997
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,417
- Thank you so much.
- Nope, let's do it right,
998
00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:53,042
at least the first time, okay?
999
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:55,500
So Caroline, you want
to grab those carrots?
1000
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,875
No, don't help, stop.
I... We don't need any...
1001
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,583
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just hot,
I'm right next to...
1002
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,292
Can I take this off?
Is that all right?
1003
00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:03,708
I feel like I'm suffocating
in this fucking outfit.
1004
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,458
Dude, just... just cook, dude,
we're cooking.
1005
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:07,167
- Yeah, thanks, PJ, I am cooking.
- Okay, cool, no worries.
1006
00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:08,542
Do you need to maybe go outside
and get some fresh air?
1007
00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:10,083
No, I don't need
to go outside.
1008
00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,792
I came here to cook, let's cook.
Fuck it, right?
1009
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,083
And now I realize
I've raised my voice.
1010
00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:20,583
And now I feel like I'm
losing my fucking mind
1011
00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:22,333
'cause nobody's
acknowledging it.
1012
00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:24,458
Buddy, hey, hey, I think
maybe it's a great idea
1013
00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:25,792
for you to just go outside
and get some fresh air
1014
00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:27,292
and just think about
the fact that
1015
00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:29,417
we had to pretend this was
our idea so your fiancée
1016
00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:32,208
could spend some quality
fucking time with you so,
1017
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:35,542
spring rolls, we're making
spring rolls.
1018
00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:38,625
Once they're rolled, we can
stack them beside each other
1019
00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:41,417
into nice little rows.
1020
00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,292
It doesn't matter
if it looks weird,
1021
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,583
it'll taste good, probably.
1022
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,500
- I'm sorry.
- I'm fine.
1023
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,292
- No, I'm sorry.
- Uh-uh, I'm fine.
1024
00:59:53,417 --> 00:59:54,958
I didn't mean to do that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
1025
00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:56,875
Let's stop,
let's get out of here.
1026
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,042
Let's go away, I don't
want to be like this.
1027
00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:00,958
I can see myself and I don't
want to be like this.
1028
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:02,042
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
1029
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:03,292
Okay, I get it, I get it.
1030
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:06,583
It must be absolutely
exhausting
1031
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:07,917
pretending to be you.
1032
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,500
Hey, you've reached
Jordan Hines.
1033
01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:28,833
I'm gonna be out of
contact in the mountains
1034
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,583
doing some venue scouting
for our wedding,
1035
01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:33,667
but I'm also available.
1036
01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:36,208
Okay, yeah, great,
bye now, take care.
1037
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,625
I have this fear
all the time now
1038
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:52,083
that there's this crowd of
people around me
1039
01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,208
judging me,
1040
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:55,958
just waiting for me to
slip up...
1041
01:00:58,458 --> 01:01:01,583
so they can
tar and feather me...
1042
01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:03,208
or drive me out of town.
1043
01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:09,125
And I think I end up
thinking about these people
1044
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,625
so much...
1045
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:16,250
that I sometimes forget
what I really think...
1046
01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:22,083
how I really feel
about something.
1047
01:01:24,292 --> 01:01:26,542
I watch you when
you're friendly with people
1048
01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:30,500
and I don't know if
you've made friends
1049
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:34,375
the way that normal people
make friends
1050
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,542
or if you're just doing it
for the job
1051
01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:39,125
and I don't think you can tell
the difference either.
1052
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,500
Okay, what is this?
1053
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,750
Is this a fuck Jordan weekend,
1054
01:01:41,875 --> 01:01:44,625
take me to the mountains
and insult me?
1055
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:47,417
Honey, I'm not insulting you.
1056
01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:48,917
I'm describing you.
1057
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,958
- Would you just stop?
- What?
1058
01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,458
So I can... So you can
look at me,
1059
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,208
- like look at me when I'm...
- I'm looking at you.
1060
01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:58,625
What are you talking about?
I am looking at you.
1061
01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,875
You're not
being honest with me.
1062
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,083
You can't even be honest
about being fucking honest.
1063
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:05,042
- That's not true.
- Where are you going?
1064
01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:07,167
I'm not going anywhere.
1065
01:02:07,292 --> 01:02:08,500
I thought this was the trail.
1066
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,042
You pushed me off
the fucking trail.
1067
01:02:10,167 --> 01:02:11,375
I'm not pushing you.
1068
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,250
We're in the middle of
the fucking woods.
1069
01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:15,917
- Talk to me!
- I'm talking to you.
1070
01:02:16,042 --> 01:02:18,458
- But be honest with me.
- I am honest with you.
1071
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,958
This is not one of your
"fake" relationships.
1072
01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:24,542
I am your fiancée,
fucking engage with me.
1073
01:02:27,917 --> 01:02:30,042
- I love you.
- Yeah, I love you.
1074
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:32,000
Okay.
1075
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:33,750
Okay.
1076
01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,583
- Are you coming?
- Yeah, I'm coming.
1077
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:30,500
No, honey, I think
he's gonna do a great job.
1078
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:32,167
I'm just wondering if you
could've picked
1079
01:05:32,292 --> 01:05:34,167
a bigger cliche of
a wedding planner.
1080
01:05:34,292 --> 01:05:37,125
Oh, you're gonna
make fun of someone
1081
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,583
for faking enthusiasm
for their job?
1082
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:52,583
Um, can I do a...
I don't know, cappuccino.
1083
01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,792
With honey.
Do you have honey?
1084
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:59,500
And this fella wants
a large Americano
1085
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,208
with an extra shot.
1086
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,708
A latte with lavender,
I think it was.
1087
01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:06,042
Do you have a special?
1088
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:10,333
Oh, if I buy...
1089
01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:21,375
Hi.
1090
01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:25,417
Hi.
1091
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:28,917
Do you know me?
1092
01:06:29,042 --> 01:06:31,458
- I'm sorry?
- Sorry to interrupt.
1093
01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:33,667
How did you recognize me?
I'm not famous.
1094
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:38,000
I don't know what you're
talking about.
1095
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,375
- You can keep going.
- Oh, okay.
1096
01:06:45,417 --> 01:06:48,583
- Hi, I'm Tom.
- Hi, Tom.
1097
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:51,125
How do you know me?
My name is Jordan Hines.
1098
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,208
What's your name?
1099
01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:54,708
Is there a problem?
1100
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,167
Not anymore, Tom,
I'm fucking great.
1101
01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:00,958
Should we leave?
1102
01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:03,417
Y'all can go.
1103
01:07:03,542 --> 01:07:05,042
So you do know what I'm
talking about?
1104
01:07:05,167 --> 01:07:07,042
Hi, you say y'all.
I say y'all too.
1105
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:08,167
Where you from?
1106
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:12,708
Hi.
1107
01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,542
I think he's mistaking her
for someone else.
1108
01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:18,750
That's right. I thought you were
an actress I know.
1109
01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:21,042
What's your name?
This is my fiancée, Caroline.
1110
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,167
What's your name?
1111
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,042
Hi.
1112
01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:29,500
Uh, sorry. Honey?
1113
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,875
I think I need you
to go wait in the car.
1114
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:45,750
- It's work.
- Mm-hmm.
1115
01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:49,375
Do we need to
call somebody?
1116
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,333
No, you don't have to
call anybody
1117
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,583
'cause she's gonna say her
fucking name out loud right now
1118
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:55,250
and I'm gonna walk
right out of here.
1119
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,667
I'm not leaving.
1120
01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:00,458
How does it work?
1121
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:02,792
Do you even know?
1122
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,208
Are you a prostitute?
1123
01:08:37,292 --> 01:08:38,500
Fuck!
1124
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:40,957
Of course! Because of course
she leaves.
1125
01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:48,500
Hey, this is Caroline Gates.
Please leave a message.
1126
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,750
Hey, sweetie,
let me explain.
1127
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:53,957
She's a writer and
an up and coming new voice,
1128
01:08:54,082 --> 01:08:55,542
fresh new voices,
female voices,
1129
01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:57,167
diversity is
really in right now,
1130
01:08:57,292 --> 01:09:00,082
and I wanted to sign her for
one of our TV productions.
1131
01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:03,250
So, of course, it has to
happen today of all days.
1132
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:06,082
I'm sorry, I'm excited to
explain it to you further tonight,
1133
01:09:06,207 --> 01:09:08,500
and, um, yeah,
so, yeah, goodnight.
1134
01:09:13,292 --> 01:09:14,582
Ah!
1135
01:09:14,707 --> 01:09:15,707
Ah, fuck!
1136
01:09:18,832 --> 01:09:19,832
You want to walk to Dada?
1137
01:09:19,957 --> 01:09:21,625
Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on.
1138
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:23,875
- Come on.
- Shit, hold on.
1139
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
One second, one second,
sorry. Hey.
1140
01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:27,625
Hey, you got money?
1141
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,292
What? No.
1142
01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:30,667
Wait, did you find the guy?
1143
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,957
No, I'm about to do
something very stupid.
1144
01:09:33,082 --> 01:09:34,500
I need you to bail me out of
jail tonight.
1145
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,957
What the fuck are you
talking about? Hold on, man.
1146
01:09:36,082 --> 01:09:37,542
Just tell me where you are,
I'll go with you.
1147
01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:39,375
I cannot talk right now.
If I don't call you by 6 p.m.,
1148
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,542
call 911, find out where I am
and I'll pay you back.
1149
01:09:41,667 --> 01:09:43,457
- Hey, how you doing?
- Don't be a fucking hero.
1150
01:09:43,582 --> 01:09:45,167
- You're gonna fuck this up.
- Sweetie, who is it?
1151
01:09:45,292 --> 01:09:46,832
Jordan.
Hold on honey, I'm so sorry.
1152
01:09:46,957 --> 01:09:48,500
It's probably nothing.
I'll call you at 6 p.m.
1153
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:50,042
Okay, all right, yeah,
bye now, take care.
1154
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:54,958
Okay, I'm sorry honey.
Okay I'm sorry.
1155
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,375
Hi honey, I'm so sorry.
1156
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,708
Daddy's coworker's an idiot, hi.
1157
01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,042
Daddy needs to learn
boundaries.
1158
01:10:01,167 --> 01:10:03,375
I know, daddy needs to learn
boundaries.
1159
01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:06,750
- Agent McAlister.
- Please, call me Bruce.
1160
01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:08,292
No problem.
This is Lewis, I'm Rebecca,
1161
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:11,250
we're Michael's assistants.
He's also Michael's son.
1162
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,750
I don't know why I said that.
Thank you for coming.
1163
01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:15,000
- Lead the way.
- Can I get you something
1164
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:16,083
- to drink, a coffee?
- No, thank you so much.
1165
01:10:16,208 --> 01:10:17,208
I have an ulcer.
1166
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,375
These are them?
1167
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,042
Yep, these are
our purple envelopes.
1168
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:25,042
This is our smaller
four bar version.
1169
01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,292
We get those ordered
for flower deliveries.
1170
01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:30,333
This is our larger legal size.
It fits 11x14.
1171
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,208
It's a bigger fabric paper.
1172
01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:36,750
And that is our A9
royal purple envelope,
1173
01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:38,875
usually ordered for weddings.
1174
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,125
And they're expensive?
1175
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,542
They're up there.
1176
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,667
They're a funny color.
1177
01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:44,625
Most brides prefer white.
1178
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:45,875
Sometimes they take
a liking to 'em,
1179
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,250
but we haven't sold many.
1180
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:49,417
Except for recently?
1181
01:10:49,542 --> 01:10:51,375
Except for recently.
1182
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:57,917
So, about three months ago,
we had a bulk order placed.
1183
01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,542
These are all done online.
1184
01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:02,000
Our printer's gigantic,
they're sticker sealed.
1185
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:03,833
From soup to nuts, you
can have an order done
1186
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,208
in an hour and 40 minutes,
1187
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,667
printing, calligraphy,
gold leaf, anything.
1188
01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:09,042
Until it hits the box
1189
01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:10,708
and needs postage or
a courier picks it up,
1190
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:12,625
my team doesn't touch it.
1191
01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:13,792
And how big was the order?
1192
01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,708
314.
1193
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:18,042
314, and that's large?
1194
01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:20,292
We print 6,000 a day
in Anaheim.
1195
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:25,375
314. That's pi.
What's the significance?
1196
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,542
The guy's a fucking mathlete?
1197
01:11:27,667 --> 01:11:30,083
Sorry, I get very close to
my cases.
1198
01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:31,542
I know I don't have to ask
but you guys don't have
1199
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:32,667
an address on this guy, right?
1200
01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:36,833
He paid with a credit card,
you gotta have a name for them, right?
1201
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:38,333
Yes, this was
an online purchase.
1202
01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:40,500
It was an order under
the name of Johnny PayPal.
1203
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,542
Johnny Pay, no,
that's not a real name.
1204
01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:43,792
Nobody's called Johnny PayPal.
1205
01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:45,833
I'm sorry.
1206
01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:46,958
Okay, so he pays through
PayPal or Stripe
1207
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:48,333
or some online service.
1208
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,375
Maybe he has an LLC
or an account number.
1209
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,125
Tell me you guys have an EIN.
1210
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:58,708
That just looked like
obstruction of justice to me.
1211
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,000
Give him the fucking
paperwork.
1212
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:01,458
I'm so sorry, fuck, fuck.
1213
01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:06,542
Purple Envelope LLC.
1214
01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:09,042
314 envelopes,
what did that run him?
1215
01:12:09,167 --> 01:12:13,292
$946 for the full package,
including interior cards.
1216
01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:14,583
Let's call it three grand.
1217
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:16,667
Motherfucker did this for
three grand?
1218
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,500
I guess he had to pay for
the hotels,
1219
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,167
unless he owns the hotels.
1220
01:12:23,292 --> 01:12:25,375
You're saying this
guy killed two people?
1221
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,583
You think this is really
gonna help you catch this guy?
1222
01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:29,750
I do, Michael.
You're doing the right thing.
1223
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:33,042
- Thank you so much for this.
- Do you have a card on you?
1224
01:12:33,167 --> 01:12:36,250
We don't carry cards, Lewis,
police departments carry cards.
1225
01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:38,958
Wow.
1226
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:43,875
Honey!
1227
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,000
Caroline!
1228
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,208
There he is.
1229
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,333
Excuse me.
1230
01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:27,417
Was there an accident here
a few weeks ago?
1231
01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:34,500
Apartment four,
Swedish people,
1232
01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:35,625
you know I'm talking about?
1233
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,167
No, no, I don't.
1234
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,625
Okay.
1235
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,375
You know where
apartment 1B is?
1236
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,292
I think it's a basement.
1237
01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:49,125
Yes, man, just down
that way to the right.
1238
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,833
Oh, shit!
1239
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:04,750
Oh, fuck!
Oh, stop, stop, stop.
1240
01:17:04,875 --> 01:17:07,333
Fuck, fuck, oh, fuck,
fuck, stop. Stop!
1241
01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:09,917
How the fuck did you
get in here? Fuck!
1242
01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:15,875
Fuck, stop, stop.
Okay, okay, okay, fuck.
1243
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,917
What...
Who the fuck are you?
1244
01:17:18,042 --> 01:17:19,083
What do you want?
You want money?
1245
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:20,208
I'll get you money.
1246
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:26,625
Fuck.
1247
01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:30,250
Yeah, I know who you are.
You're that fucking guy.
1248
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:32,792
I thought you were dead.
1249
01:17:32,917 --> 01:17:34,458
It's been going around
these days.
1250
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,750
Johnny PayPal,
you didn't send somebody,
1251
01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:40,250
that's fucking you
under there, huh?
1252
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:42,833
Yeah.
1253
01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:45,542
Shame.
1254
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:47,792
Okay.
1255
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,333
Okay, yeah.
1256
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,333
You're the guy who didn't
respond to the third letter.
1257
01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:55,333
Everybody else did, fucker.
1258
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:56,917
You made me think
it didn't work.
1259
01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,708
This is great.
1260
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:02,042
You want a soda or something?
1261
01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,250
You didn't get
the third letter?
1262
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,792
Little yellow one?
1263
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,917
Oh, fuck.
1264
01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:20,250
You don't even know.
That makes more sense.
1265
01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:23,083
So now you're here, for what,
to blow me?
1266
01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:25,000
No. Fuck.
1267
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:26,542
First letter's the intro,
second letter's the room key,
1268
01:18:26,667 --> 01:18:29,042
third one connects you.
You both wire me five grand
1269
01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:30,792
and I tell you who
the other person is,
1270
01:18:30,917 --> 01:18:34,042
and you're the guy
who didn't write back.
1271
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:37,042
Oooooooh...
1272
01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:43,292
Sorry, I know how this one ends.
1273
01:18:46,042 --> 01:18:48,417
Okay, so, yeah,
1274
01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:51,083
now you want to know
who she is.
1275
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:57,708
So now you just need me to
connect you to somebody.
1276
01:18:58,750 --> 01:18:59,750
How does that feel?
1277
01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:02,500
Not too good, right?
1278
01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,125
I could do that.
1279
01:19:10,167 --> 01:19:11,167
Do you mind?
1280
01:19:15,583 --> 01:19:17,500
Okay.
1281
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:44,167
Sending.
1282
01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:48,583
All over, they're sending.
1283
01:19:50,750 --> 01:19:53,667
Congratulations,
you played yourself.
1284
01:19:53,792 --> 01:19:54,875
You're nobody.
1285
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,000
You don't connect people, I do.
1286
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,708
I don't need to be pretty,
I'm the internet.
1287
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:01,250
I did you a favor.
1288
01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:02,917
You are just a piece of data
1289
01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:04,792
that my system scraped
from The Sony Hacks.
1290
01:20:04,917 --> 01:20:06,125
You're not even a person.
1291
01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:09,167
You are an event that has
happened to me.
1292
01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:12,250
I found you your search history
soul mate.
1293
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:15,542
You should be
kissing my asshole.
1294
01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:17,333
And now you want her bad
1295
01:20:17,458 --> 01:20:19,750
and I'll never tell you.
1296
01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:23,000
A thousand times as many letters
going out right now,
1297
01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:24,292
the alpha.
1298
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,667
That's one billion American
1299
01:20:27,792 --> 01:20:28,917
coming to my bank account
next month.
1300
01:20:30,292 --> 01:20:32,625
You're the bad guy.
I win.
1301
01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:37,333
Get out of my fucking basement,
bro.
1302
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:50,792
Glen, call 911,
I got fucked.
1303
01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:56,375
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1304
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,875
Ugh... the public.
1305
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:14,333
What the fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
1306
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:15,542
Fuck me!
1307
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,458
Asshole, fucking shit,
1308
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,792
fucking loser,
fucking asshole,
1309
01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,625
fucking son of a bitch,
Goddamn it.
1310
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:23,792
Fuck you.
1311
01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:25,583
Goddamn it.
1312
01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,167
Fucking piece of shit.
1313
01:21:28,542 --> 01:21:30,000
Fucking asshole.
1314
01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:31,667
Fucking piece of shit.
1315
01:21:31,792 --> 01:21:33,917
Fucking loser.
Fucking...
1316
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,500
Hey.
1317
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,250
There she is.
1318
01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:54,333
I was in the car
and then I...
1319
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,792
So, yes, I have to talk
to you about something.
1320
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:16,792
About a month ago,
I got a letter
1321
01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:20,083
inviting me to an exclusive
meeting in a hotel room
1322
01:22:20,208 --> 01:22:21,750
and when I got there,
there was a naked...
1323
01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,042
Nope, that's a lie. I knew
she was gonna be there.
1324
01:22:24,167 --> 01:22:26,250
Fuck, okay, let's do it.
1325
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,792
Goddamn it,
let's be honest, right?
1326
01:22:27,917 --> 01:22:29,167
Fuck you, let's be honest.
1327
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,250
Okay, honesty, honesty.
1328
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,583
Just be honest.
1329
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:33,875
Just be honest,
how hard is that?
1330
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,250
This is someone you love.
1331
01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:37,833
You're gonna lose her.
Just be honest.
1332
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:38,958
I'm drinking again.
1333
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,292
I'm addicted to nicotine.
1334
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:44,958
I'm a nobody
outside of my building.
1335
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:47,792
I spend all day trying to
impress the people on my floor.
1336
01:22:47,917 --> 01:22:49,458
The WGA fight's
just the beginning.
1337
01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,667
As soon as the other unions
get involved, we're fucked.
1338
01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:53,500
They're never gonna let
us take all the money.
1339
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:55,292
Why did we think they're gonna
let us take all the money?
1340
01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:58,125
PJ explained it to me.
We're becoming travel agents.
1341
01:22:58,250 --> 01:22:59,958
Raymond grabbed my dick
at that party
1342
01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:01,958
and nobody did anything
about it.
1343
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,625
We kept working with the guy.
1344
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:06,292
Why do we keep working with
these guys?
1345
01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:08,917
'Cause nobody knows
what's going on!
1346
01:23:09,042 --> 01:23:11,125
And everybody
still wants to be Harvey!
1347
01:23:12,042 --> 01:23:13,083
We dress nice.
1348
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,792
We want to shout at
subordinates
1349
01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,083
and fuck people and
get away with it.
1350
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,792
I can't wait to start
grabbing dicks.
1351
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,500
I don't know what's happening
to me.
1352
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:25,917
Honesty, I can see it now.
1353
01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:27,583
Everything you said at the lake,
1354
01:23:27,708 --> 01:23:29,292
I just want to be cool and happy
1355
01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:31,667
and come across like I'm
wealthy and successful
1356
01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:33,833
and I just look fucking cheesy.
1357
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,500
I don't want to do this anymore.
1358
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,458
I fucking hate the internet.
1359
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:41,417
I just want it to be
the early 2000s.
1360
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,250
I want to be young again.
1361
01:23:53,792 --> 01:23:55,875
I impersonated
a federal officer...
1362
01:23:57,542 --> 01:23:58,542
couple times.
1363
01:24:00,042 --> 01:24:01,875
A man down the street
murdered his wife
1364
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,125
and I'm the only person
who knows about it.
1365
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,500
Her name was Louise Rafferty.
1366
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:12,458
My teeth are fucked.
1367
01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,000
I was disrespectful
to my assistant.
1368
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,750
She could leak my emails
tomorrow.
1369
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:19,167
I think I committed mail fraud.
1370
01:24:23,042 --> 01:24:25,500
I went down the stairs
behind the bookshelf,
1371
01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,250
I met the Phantom of the opera
1372
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,417
and I beat him with
a fucking hammer.
1373
01:24:30,542 --> 01:24:33,292
But no,
I didn't look at
1374
01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:35,708
the place card settings email,
1375
01:24:35,833 --> 01:24:37,083
which is what you're thinking,
1376
01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:39,042
I can fucking tell,
1377
01:24:39,167 --> 01:24:40,500
because deep down
1378
01:24:40,625 --> 01:24:45,250
I'm somebody who just
cannot give a shit.
1379
01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:56,208
I don't own the Tesla.
1380
01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:57,958
I've been leasing it
this whole time.
1381
01:24:58,083 --> 01:24:59,083
I think the world's
about to become
1382
01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:01,083
a fucking horrifying place.
1383
01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:02,875
I think I just watched it
happen.
1384
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,750
It's a place that I would
never have any control over.
1385
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:09,708
You fell in love with me
'cause I was powerful.
1386
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:10,958
What am I gonna be now?
1387
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,000
Yeah. Do it.
1388
01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,125
Fuck, I should have
called the cops.
1389
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:22,250
She was smart.
1390
01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,833
I walked right into this one.
1391
01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:28,208
I understand
1392
01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,917
if I'm not the man you thought
you were marrying in six days
1393
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,583
and I'm sorry about that.
1394
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,500
I just don't want to be
ashamed anymore.
1395
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,792
I forgive you.
1396
01:26:57,958 --> 01:26:59,875
Hello.
1397
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,417
You've reached
Jordan Hines.
1398
01:27:02,542 --> 01:27:04,375
Because of everything,
1399
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,083
I am taking a conscientious
leave of absence.
1400
01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:10,750
Please reach out to
anybody else in my offices.
1401
01:27:10,875 --> 01:27:13,208
Okay, yeah, all right,
bye now, take care.
1402
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:42,083
How far do you think we can
make it today?
1403
01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:44,917
The border if we don't stop.
1404
01:27:58,042 --> 01:27:59,583
So here's the deal.
1405
01:28:02,792 --> 01:28:07,542
All this stuff,
it's nothing new.
1406
01:28:07,667 --> 01:28:10,417
It's different
but it's not new.
1407
01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:14,000
This could've been
a conversation.
1408
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:29,458
You know, there are people
out there in the dark
1409
01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,292
who will do everything
they can to corrupt this,
1410
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:35,792
what we have.
1411
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,542
They'll smile at you,
they'll try to trip you up.
1412
01:28:45,667 --> 01:28:47,667
And our job...
1413
01:28:47,792 --> 01:28:48,958
from here on out
1414
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:51,833
is to make sure that
they never win.
1415
01:28:58,333 --> 01:28:59,333
Whenever you're ready.
1416
01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:00,792
Oh, thank you so much.
1417
01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:09,125
Eight more dead,
New York Times.
1418
01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:10,625
Will you turn that thing off?
1419
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,125
- You ready?
- Yep.
1420
01:30:12,579 --> 01:30:17,579
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