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Hi, miri. I've got it.
It's amazing!
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He could have been a top surgeon on
harley street
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raking it in by now.
I never wanted that.
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You should be proud of him,
and stop being a such a...
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If you really want your wife back,
you need to work hard.
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It takes time to forgive someone
properly.
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He was the chief inspector, miri...
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It's me - Tina.
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Tuna? ..And you're the town criminal
with a grudge to bear.
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They're coming for you first.
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You need to go to the police, Mandy.
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The police can come to me
if they want me.
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Fuck! Fuck. Fuck!
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I'm bad news, Billy.
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I think you're a good egg,
who's had some bad luck.
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Waves lap, gentle music
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and you find yourself
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on a beautiful beach
on a warm summer's day.
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Oh, geri, where are you?
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You can hear the waves lapping
gently against the shore...
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..Washing over your worries
and taking them away.
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This is a safe space.
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Your special place.
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Nothing can hurt you here.
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Hi, this is Mandy.
I can't get to the phone right now.
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Please leave a message.
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Mandy, it's me. Erm...
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I can't do this.
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I can't keep waiting for someone
to come and get me
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for something that I didn't do,
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so I am giving you this morning to
do the right thing and to go down
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to the police station and to tell
them the truth about what happened.
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Or, well, I'm going to have to go in
and do that for you.
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Aargh! Aah! Get out! Ow!
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Ow! Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to... how did you...?
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You gave me some keys.
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Oh, yeah. So sorry.
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Your flippers are strong.
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Arm wrestling. Prison.
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Really? Champion.
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Wow! I did not know that about you.
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They both sigh
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well, hello, miri. Hi!
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..To go down to the police
station and to tell them
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the truth about what happened or...
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Well, I'm going to have to go in
and do that for you.
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Tap runs, then stops
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thank you.
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Last night was...
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That thing you did
with my perineum...
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Right, the girls need
their breakfast, mark. On it. Yes.
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Hey! Guess what's just arrived.
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Only the best waffle maker
on the market.
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That's brekkie sorted.
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High-pitched beep
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sorry, I'm still,
I'm still a bit asleep.
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Billy, I'm trying to say
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that the last time
I saw her was in the lighthouse.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, fucking hell! Fuck!
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Oh!
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If they figure out where it happened
and find geri,
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they'll think I killed him.
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So I, um, I told Mandy
that if she doesn't tell the truth,
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then, I will.
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But they won't believe you.
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Right! Oh, god! Sorry.
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Sorry. But we are not going to mope.
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Ok. There are things that I haven't
done yet but I've longed to do,
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and this...
This could be our last day.
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Don't. Well, morning. Please.
Together. No, no.
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And my last moments of freedom.
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Stop it. It could be. It could be.
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So we are going to make it amazing.
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Oh, yeah. We're going to have fun.
Ok.
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Miri chuckles
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darlings! Oh, god.
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Don't you both look adorable?!
How's my boy?
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Oh, you are so scrawny.
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Oh. He was such a fat little boy.
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And hairy. Like a furball.
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I'm joking. Mouths
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erm, I'm so sorry about...
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Those cheeks.
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Oh. Mum, what are you doing here?
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I was just passing by,
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erm, wanted to see you.
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Again, I am... I'm so sorry...
No need.
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No, but I am,
because it was your birthday.
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60th. Yeah, and I totally...
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Called me a cunt?
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Water under the bridge.
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Right, mum, er...
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Er, miri and I, we're actually go...
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You're not! No, but we are.
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That is so weird!
So am I! What are the chances?!
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What? You're going to the...? Yeah.
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You like Al... love.
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But you hate all... I don't.
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But are you actually going...? Yes.
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That's where I was going.
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I was just on my way.
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Oh. Let's go together! Great.
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Electronic tune
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was that miri?
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They've just driven off in convoy
with Billy's mother.
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Very glamorous woman.
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Oh? I heard she's hard work.
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Don't panic, darling,
she's not my type.
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She's no Jane Fonda.
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I can't imagine her
protesting about anything.
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Are you in disguise?
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No. I don't want my hair
to get litter in it.
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You do want to help, don't you,
Caroline?
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I do. I do.
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Let's make hythe green.
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Clean.
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Keys jangle
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engine starts
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keys jangle
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oh! Oh, thanks. They chuckle
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ah!
I can't believe we're actually here!
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Are you happy? Yeah.
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I've always loved them, but I've
never seen them up close before.
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Wonderful!
My little... Furry friends!
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Just, er,
just pretend she's not here. Yeah.
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Love llamas. Alpacas.
What's the difference?
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Er, shorter ears, different hair,
size. All right...
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Completely different temperaments.
Yeah, all right, calm down.
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I really, really love alpacas.
Sorry.
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It's all right. She's your mum.
It's important.
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Welcome! Oh! Hi!
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Oh, we only have two booked
for the trek.
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Well, now you have three!
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Oh, right.
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Erm... yes!
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We're not normally open
at this time of year,
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but when I heard it was you,
I screamed.
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Oh, no, with excitement -
I wasn't frightened. Good.
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Big fan.
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You're going to love Mimi.
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Mimi, meet miri.
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Hi, Mimi.
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Oh, she looks a bit like you.
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Doesn't she? She does!
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Big eyes.
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Strong fringe.
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Locked up in a pen.
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Caroline! I've found a vessel!
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Alpaca hums
yeah, tell me about it, sister.
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Alpacas are herd animals.
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Not really good at being alone.
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Well, I suppose
you're used to being alone.
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From men.
Mum, I'd appreciate it if you'd...
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No. No, no.
Your girlfriend insulted me
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at my 60th birthday party in front
of all my family and friends.
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And now I'm here, on my best
behaviour,
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walking a camel just so I can get
to know her better. It's alpaca!
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Well, they are related. Cos she sure
as hell seems to think she knows me.
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I don't think I know you. I just
didn't like
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how you spoke to your son.
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I imagine some people didn't
particularly like
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how you murdered that girl.
Ah! I did.
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Christ, mum!
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You only just got out of a marriage
to a woman who sent shit in a box.
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And the day after she dies,
you hook up with a serial killer.
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I am not a serial killer! Christ!
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A serial killer is a person
who commits a series of murders,
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often with no apparent motive,
and typically
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following a characteristic,
predictable behaviour pattern.
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Thank you! Only, they did just find
that old policeman in the sea.
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What policeman? What has she done
now? Nothing! I have done nothing!
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For god's sake, mum!
Why are you here?!
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Please keep your voice down. Sorry.
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This is an intervention!
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Could you intervene in a whisper,
please?
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An intervention for what?
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This!
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Mum, what are you doing?
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I cannot let you
waste your life
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on yet another terrible toxic
relationship.
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Much better. But you don't even
know her!
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Sh, you are upsetting Mimi.
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She talks about herself
in the third person, Billy.
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The woman's a narcissist!
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No, this is Mimi! I am miri!
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Really?
I couldn't tell the difference.
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Will you just stop it?!
She is scheming
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and manipulative and domineering.
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You're literally describing
yourself!
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She's turned you against me,
just like the last one...
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You, you, you,
you turned me against you!
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Now, leave her alone!
Just stop it, guys!
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Enough! All I wanted was a nice
morning with Billy and...
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Alpaca hums urgh! Just...
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It was a stupid idea. No, miri!
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Oh! Come on, Mimi.
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It's ok.
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Thanks a lot, mum. What?
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Righto, in you hop! What?
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Well, you're smaller than me.
You can dig around and pass me
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anything that should
rightfully be in recycling.
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Are you asking me
to climb into a bin?
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I'll give you a boost.
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Stop it! Oscar, stop it!
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Oh, for god's sake, stop it, Oscar!
Why?
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What will people think?
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Caroline, currently they think
you're a 67-year-old woman
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with chlamydia
and a murderer for a daughter.
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And those witches hate you again,
anyway.
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But, right now, for the very
first time in your life,
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you're doing something wonderful
for the world,
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and you're still worried
about what people think of you?
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You're a prisoner of your own
vanity. No, I'm not!
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Yes, you are. Set yourself free!
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Imagine what that might feel like
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to not give a flying fuck
about all that crap.
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Because I don't! Oscar,
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you're being a twat!
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A twat!
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Yes! But I'm a twat with a purpose,
and it feels wonderful!
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Oh, go home and hide,
like you always do.
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We could have had fun together!
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Thank you, Caroline!
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Right.
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Back in your cage, then, miri -
oh, Mimi!
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You look so alike. Uncanny.
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Miri?
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Come on, it's time. No.
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No, she... She has to go back in now.
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But she hasn't done anything wrong.
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Go! Run! Be free!
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Oh.
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They don't do well out of captivity.
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Well, how do you know? She might.
They get overwhelmed.
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But she hasn't had a chance!
Miri...
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Well, maybe she'd do amazingly.
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Maybe she'd... Hold down a job
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and have a nice relationship
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with some sexual activity.
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Eventually.
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And maybe one day she'd go to
one of those islands and she'd lie
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on white sand eating Sushi,
cos she hasn't even tried Sushi yet.
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Oh, for god's sake.
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Lock her up.
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Thank you.
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Wonderful day.
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For god's sake!
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What are you looking at?!
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Keep hythe clean, you dirty bastard!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Hello, Laura.
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Rubber ducks that sank
off the isle of wight
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have been spotted floating across
the English channel on their own.
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00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,640
Tina! Look who it is.
256
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,120
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I didn't assault her.
257
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,680
She was assaulting the planet!
Yes, she was! And she deserved it.
258
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,960
Mm, two criminals in the same
family? You're just like the wests.
259
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,280
Oh, do what you want with me.
260
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,880
I honestly do not give
a flying fuck!
261
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,280
Charming.
Rich, take her to cell three now.
262
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,560
Come on. I'm going with her!
263
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,520
Door bangs closed
264
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,520
that was fun.
265
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,840
Jane Fonda, eat your heart out.
266
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,320
Ringing tone
267
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,000
vibrates
268
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,640
hi, this is Mandy. Can't... hangs up
269
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,800
no? No.
270
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,960
It might be fine.
271
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,720
They might believe me.
272
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,640
You don't have to do this.
273
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Oh. Have you got any funny faces?
274
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,200
Oh, shit. Hi! No.
275
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,600
Sorry. Oh.
276
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,160
I'm on daddy day-care.
277
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,640
The, the twins are feral.
278
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,880
Can you help?
279
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,520
Fuck off, Dom.
280
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh. Fuck off.
281
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,960
Please.
282
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,760
No, no, put that down.
Your mum will freak!
283
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,640
We could just go. Now.
Get out of here.
284
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,960
I'm sorry, Billy,
but the truth is all I've got.
285
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,440
Hey! Chin up, Buster.
286
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,080
You've given me some life
these past six weeks.
287
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,720
You've made me...
288
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,600
..happy, and I haven't felt that.
289
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,200
I'll, erm, I'll wait for you.
290
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,600
If it all goes wrong.
291
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,520
I will fucking kill you
if you wait for me.
292
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,040
Sorry. Sorry,
but you are not allowed to do that.
293
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,520
I'm pretty loyal. It's like a
problem I have. Not this time.
294
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,960
No! Well, you met my wife.
It's a genuine issue.
295
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,200
Yes.
296
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,000
But you're free from that now,
and you've got an ice-cream van.
297
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,720
The world's yours.
298
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,800
I think you're my person.
299
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,840
I really think you are.
300
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,280
She splutters
301
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,120
oh, god! No...
302
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,400
I take it back!
303
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,680
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I'm disgusting.
304
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,040
Come here.
305
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,040
Ok.
306
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,120
Oh...
307
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,080
Hi, I'm miri Matteson,
and I need to sp...
308
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, we know who you are. Take a
seat. Tina's just with someone. Ok.
309
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,560
Anyways, mate. Sushi.
310
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,240
This some sort of special...
I love it, bro. Honestly, mate.
311
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,800
A bit of wasabi. Yeah? Mm!
312
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,720
Just avoid the crabsticks. Yeah?
Well, it's not even crab at all.
313
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,240
How come? Someone told me.
314
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,920
It's just fish blended together.
315
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,400
Guts, skin, bone.
Ah, disgusting!
316
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,120
The rice don't...
317
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:28,400
♪ I've got a smelly dick
a smelly, smelly dick. ♪
318
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,840
Shut it, Philip.
319
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,040
Yeah, she just turned up
like a sad, little mouse.
320
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,440
All that loss
and, and now I've got to tell her...
321
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,640
Just do it. It's part of the job.
322
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,880
Yes, boss.
323
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,600
Sorry.
324
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,400
Erm.... clears throat
325
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,440
hi. Mrs...
326
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,680
Norah. Mrs Norah.
327
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,880
I'm afraid we found
your husband's...
328
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,840
..Body corpse,
329
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,720
in the sea.
330
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,360
I'm so sorry, mrs Norah.
331
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,760
But he was -
well, and still is -
332
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,360
dead.
333
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,760
I think you better turn that on.
334
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,040
No biggie.
335
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,160
Moral support. Thanks.
336
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,760
♪ I've got a smelly dick. ♪
337
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,560
Yes, you do, my friend.
338
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,600
Are you ok?
339
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,480
Hm.
340
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,280
Oddly enough, this isn't exactly
how I planned my life.
341
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,760
Do you know what I wanted
for my life?
342
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,880
I thought I'd rescue loads of dogs.
343
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,680
Take care of them.
344
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,000
It didn't work out.
345
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,840
I'm a riddle, me.
346
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,600
That's probably why you became
a probation officer, right?
347
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,080
No.
348
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,200
Oh, fucking hell.
349
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,360
But...
350
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,320
Why did you do it?
351
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,160
He was a bully.
352
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,840
I didn't like him very much.
353
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,440
This is what I was wearing.
354
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,760
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go to the loo.
355
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,520
Yeah, yeah. Ok, fine.
356
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:07,080
Er, that... That was mrs boback,
er...
357
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,720
..Confessing...
358
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,240
..To me, to the murder
of her husband.
359
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,120
To me.
360
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,720
Huh!
361
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,880
Oh-huh-ha-huh!
362
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
I got one!
363
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,680
Pssst. Rich!
364
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,400
Rich? Rich!
365
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,080
Rich!
366
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,560
Oh, I've got some jam tarts
in my bag.
367
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,120
Jam tarts.
368
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,120
So much crap in here.
369
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,080
What have I got in here now?
Let me see.
370
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,360
Thank you ever so much!
371
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,880
We're free!
372
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,320
Mum? Dad? Wh...?
373
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,280
What? I'm not allowed to leave
the front desk.
374
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,360
Guess who just got a confession
for the murder of mr boback.
375
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,000
Who? Me!
376
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,440
Ok.
377
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,040
It was his wife. Oh, shi-i-it!
378
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,360
Where is she now?
379
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,000
She's weeing. Because, you know,
old people wee a lot.
380
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,720
You let her go on her own?
381
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,720
Yeah. You just let her walk out?
382
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,120
Yeah. After confessing a murder?
383
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,040
Yeah. But she's old,
she wouldn't do anything bad.
384
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,480
Released under caution.
Your mother made a marvellous stand.
385
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,000
It was quite something.
386
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,720
Sorry, what are you doing here?
387
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,800
Miri Matteson. Come with me.
388
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,400
What's happened? I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
389
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,880
Is everything ok? Miri?
390
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,520
It didn't take you long, did it?
They won't let you out again.
391
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,760
They don't take kindly
to second offences.
392
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,920
Especially
when you kill a chief inspector.
393
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,840
High-pitched beep
394
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,800
she's not in the loo, rich!
395
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,360
She's not in the loo!
Did you see her? Mrs Norah.
396
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,920
She's gone! She just confessed
to murdering chief inspector John.
397
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,400
She's a murderess. Right, everybody,
out. Out!
398
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,480
Everybody, clear the building!
She's gone!
399
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,080
Tina, you idiot!
400
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,160
Voices fade
401
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,000
"rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! Rich!"
402
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,120
Now what are we going to do?!
Well, get the fucking car! Go!
403
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,520
Oh, my god! I can't remember
her face! What's her face like?
404
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,000
Yeah, the world's your oyster, girl.
405
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,680
Well, apart from Wednesdays at 9am.
406
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,520
Now, you go get him, fido!
407
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,000
Erm, I've got to...
Go. Of course. Love you guys.
408
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,600
What just happened?
409
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,040
I don't really know.
410
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,880
What? Got any screwballs?
411
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,360
Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
412
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,680
What?
413
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,040
I'm off the hook.
414
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,640
What?
415
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,520
What? Yeah.
416
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,480
He sighs
417
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,480
she sighs
418
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,240
ok.
419
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,560
Where are we going?
420
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,560
We're not going home.
421
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,960
Ok.
422
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,280
Let's just drive.
423
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,160
Let's leave this fucking town.
424
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,400
Yeah, but I don't have any pants.
No, neither do I.
425
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,080
Well, apart from the ones
that I'm... yeah. Me too.
426
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,680
We can buy pants. We can.
427
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,520
And we can sleep in this van
if we need to.
428
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,360
Yeah. Yeah. Ok.
429
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,760
What about the supermarket?
430
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,240
Oh, fuck the supermarket. Yeah.
431
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,840
What about your mum?
Oh, fuck my mum! What about Janice?
432
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,000
Fuck jan... oh, no. No,
I-i do actually have to see Janice.
433
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,920
Ok. Ok.
434
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,400
Hey?
435
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,440
Are you ready?
436
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,160
Come on!
437
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,880
♪ Long afloat
on shipless oceans... ♪
438
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,480
it's for miri.
439
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,280
I love you.
440
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,160
Sirens blare
441
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:45,640
♪ I did all my best to smile
442
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,200
♪ till your singing eyes
and fingers... ♪
443
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,520
sirens blare
444
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:59,480
♪ drew me loving to your isle... ♪
445
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,720
electronic tune
446
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,960
♪ and you sang
sail to me, sail to me
447
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,720
♪ let me enfold you
448
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:20,760
♪ here I am, here I am
449
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,280
♪ waiting to hold you... ♪
450
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,680
ha, it's a duck!
451
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200
They laugh
452
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,440
stop! Stop. What, what, what?
I want to drive this bit.
453
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,960
All right, give us that.
454
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,400
Right, good.
455
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,720
Come on. Ready? Yes!
456
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,000
Oh! Oh! They laugh
457
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,840
sorry! One sec.
458
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,800
Engine starts
459
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,640
whoa, whoa, whoa!
460
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,160
♪ Swim to me
let me enfold you
461
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:22,560
♪ here I am, here I am
462
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:30,560
♪ waiting to hold you. ♪
463
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,760
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