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- Presley must be sicker
than we thought.
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She's vacuuming.
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What's wrong? You never clean.
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- She must be delirious
from being sick
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and thinks she's a janitor.
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- Wrong.
I'm not sick anymore.
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I'm sucking up
all the old tissues
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I used from when I had a cold.
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- Wouldn't it have been easier
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to just put them
in the trash can?
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- And how did one
get onto the wall?
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- Don't tell me how to be sick.
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Anyways, what did I miss
in school?
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- So much.
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Lex got a chicken nugget
at lunch
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that looked exactly
like Abraham Lincoln.
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- A Lincoln nugget?
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And I missed it?
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- And Perry and Tabitha
broke up.
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- What?
They were the perfect couple.
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Tabitha's a drama queen
and Perry loves drama.
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And they were gonna go
to the dance.
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[sighs]
Love is a sham.
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- One more piece of bad news.
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Our boat payment to my dad
was due yesterday.
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- What? If we don't pay him,
he'll make us scrape gum.
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- I know,
but we couldn't pay him
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since we haven't had
a KidDING in a while.
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- Well, how did Tedward
take it?
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- Pretty good
'cause we didn't tell him.
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- We were waiting for you
to get better
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so we could tell him together.
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- Oh, no!
[coughing]
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I think my cold is coming back.
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- Oh, come on.
We'll tell Tedward.
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He's the principal.
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He's used to dealing with kids
way worse than us.
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- And besides,
this is the first payment
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we've ever missed.
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He's totally gonna understand.
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- I totally understand.
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You know, it's funny,
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I completely forgot the payment
was due until you told me.
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Anyway, until I get my money,
you're on gum duty.
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- [laughs] Duty.
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- Not the time, son.
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[phone chimes]
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- We got a KidDING.
- Oh, great.
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We can stop scraping gum
and pay Tedward back.
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- Who sent this KidDING?
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- It's from me, dummies.
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- Tabitha. Hey.
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Heard you and Perry broke up.
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You two were together forever.
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That must really sting.
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- Yes.
Thank you for reminding me.
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That's why I KidDINGed you.
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- Oh, you want us
to get you back together?
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- No, I need a new date
to the dance.
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- Oh, so you want us
to find you a date?
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- No, stop guessing.
You're terrible at it.
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I already found a date.
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I need you to help him ask me
in a big dramatic way
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that the whole school will see.
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- Okay.
I'm not guessing,
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but it sounds like you want us
to design a danceposal.
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Okay, that was a guess,
but I'm right, aren't I?
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- Yes.
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I want everyone to see
that I've moved on,
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especially Perry.
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- So who's the lucky guy?
- Luke.
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- Oh, that cool kid
who always wears sandals.
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I wish I had that kind
of foot confidence.
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- I once saw him wear sandals,
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Christmas caroling
in three feet of snow.
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- Yeah. That's him.
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Now, everyone's going to be
at the Mooery Friday
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for the grand opening
of the new patio.
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It's the perfect place
for his danceposal.
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- Okay. Got it.
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We'll make sure Luke
asks you out in a big, fun way.
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- Good, because that's
the only way you'll get paid.
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Now I'll leave you to your gum.
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Oh, here's one more for you.
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[upbeat music]
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- Yes!
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No more taking out
the trash for me.
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It's your job now, drone.
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- Science kid.
You can make trash fly?
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- Yeah, that's one of the
drones I've been working on.
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- I want to be
that bag of trash.
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- You want to be trash?
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- Get the science out
of your ear, science kid.
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I want you to make me fly.
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As you know,
I'm basically a superhero.
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- Jaget, you don't have
any superpowers.
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- Not yet,
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but I do have a costume
and a name.
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The Jaguar.
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[shrieks]
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That's my signature roar.
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Now I need you to get me to fly
like a Jaguar.
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- Jaguars don't fly.
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- False.
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Now get me flying.
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- Hmm.
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I'll either have
a scientific breakthrough
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or you'll end up
stuck in a tree.
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- I'm in!
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- Jaguar up.
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- That's way too small
to support your weight.
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I'll have to come up
with a new design.
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- The Jaguar knew that.
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The Jaguar knows everything.
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[shrieks]
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[upbeat music]
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- Whoa, this new patio
looks so good.
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- Tabitha is right.
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This will be a great place
for Luke's danceposal.
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What do you think, Reggie?
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He agrees.
He enjoys natural light.
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- Glad you guys like it.
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We're going to officially open
the Moo Garden tomorrow.
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And they said
it couldn't be done.
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Follow your dreams.
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- Okay, to plan this
danceposal,
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we have to find out everything
that Tabitha and Luke like.
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I put all of Tabitha's likes
and dislikes on a spreadsheet.
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both: Ooh!
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- Let's see what Tabitha likes.
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Hmm.
Being the center of attention.
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- People saying she's right.
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- Gray balloons.
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She sounds like a lot of fun.
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all: Luke!
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- How's it going?
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- [sighs]
Parents, can't live with 'em.
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Give me a milkshake.
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- [laughing]
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Love this guy.
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- Hey guys.
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Tabitha said you're going to
help me plan my danceposal.
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Oh, my gosh. Is that Reggie?
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Hey, buddy.
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- Wait, you know, Reggie?
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- Yeah, I work
at the dog groomers.
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- You work at Groomer Has It?
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I've never seen you there.
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- Well, I work in the back.
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Between you and me, I'd rather
work around dogs than people.
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Maybe I'm just crazy.
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- Well, if you're crazy,
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then so am I
because I feel the same way.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay.
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Let's start planning
your danceposal for Tabitha.
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- Yeah.
She wants a bunch of hoopla.
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But I'm just not a hoopla guy.
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- Don't worry.
We'll do the hoopla for youpla.
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[both laughing]
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- Anyways,
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Luke, you're gonna love it.
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And the only way we get paid
is if you do it.
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So you're doing it.
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- We'll make a list
of the things that you like,
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and we'll compare it
to a list of things
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that Tabitha likes
in a process I love called--
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all: Cross-referencing.
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- Then we'll put all of that
into your danceposal.
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- So, Luke, what do you like?
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- Well, newborn animals.
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- [gasps] Me too.
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- Not on Tabitha's list.
Keep going.
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- Uh, marching bands.
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- My favorite.
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Music should always
be moving down the street.
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- Tabitha hates music,
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especially music that moves.
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- Let's keep going.
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- Oh, I also like
confetti cannons.
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- Yes.
They make everything better.
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- And Tabitha hates them.
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We've been doing this forever
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and you guys have
nothing in common.
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Why are you even taking her
to the dance?
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- Well, we're friends
and I feel bad
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she and Perry just broke up.
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Plus when we were kids,
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she saved me
from a deflating bounce house.
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I owe her my life.
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- Well, you know who you have
a lot in common with?
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Lex.
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I mean, you like
all the same things.
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- What?
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We do not like
all the same things. Watch.
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Who's your favorite
Ninja Turtle?
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both: Donatello.
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- Corn or flour tortillas?
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both: Flour.
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- Favorite Greek column?
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both: Corinthian.
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- Can you believe some people
like Doric?
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- What a bunch of Dorics.
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[laughter]
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- Well,
thanks for coming, Luke.
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I think we have enough here
to get started.
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- Okay. That was fun.
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Good to see all of you.
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I'm out.
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all: Luke!
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- Love that guy.
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- Why did you tell him
to leave?
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We still haven't found anything
he has in common with Tabatha.
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- That's because he's not
a match with Tabitha.
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He's a match with you.
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- Yeah. I think you like him.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- No.
- Oh, hey, Luke's back.
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- Really?
- No.
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But made you Luke.
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both: Oh!
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You're a love bird.
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You love bird.
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- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
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♪ We got this ♪
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♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ And when things go up
in flames, we're on it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪
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- Admit it.
- Admit it.
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- Admit it.
- Admit it.
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- Admit it.
- Admit it.
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- Admit it.
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- Admit it.
- Stop it!
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- We'll stop it
when you admit it.
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- Admit it.
- Admit it.
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- Okay!
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Okay, I admit that Luke and I
have a few things in common.
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- You have everything
in common.
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The only thing that's different
is that you wear shoes.
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Okay, here's the new plan.
We blow off Tabitha,
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and you ask Luke
to go to the dance with you.
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- I can't do that.
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- Do it. Do it. Do it.
Do it.
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- We're not doing that anymore.
- Aw.
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- Look, even if I wanted to go
to the dance with Luke,
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I can't.
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Tabitha hired us to help Luke
and her go to the dance.
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- This is hard for me to say
because I love money,
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but who cares about the job?
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- Don't you remember?
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We were just in the hallway
scraping gum all morning.
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The only way out
is to do this job.
256
00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:56,896
Now, if you'll excuse me,
257
00:09:56,965 --> 00:10:00,103
I have to make
some spreadsheets.
258
00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:02,827
- You can't spreadsheet away
your feelings.
259
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:06,137
♪ ♪
260
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,000
- Okay, Jaget. We're all set.
261
00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:15,655
- I've dominated the ground.
262
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:19,000
Now it's time for the Jaguar
to dominate the sky.
263
00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:23,793
- What are you wearing?
264
00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:27,379
- My Jaguar super suit.
265
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,344
Did you see my tail?
266
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,103
- Yeah, yeah, I see it.
267
00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:38,310
- So are we ready to fly?
- Yes.
268
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:41,896
But I never tested this before,
so we need to start off slow.
269
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,965
- The Jaguar doesn't
take things slow.
270
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,310
Fly me to my
first supervillain.
271
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,620
- I don't know
where a supervillain is.
272
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,172
- Do it, science kid.
273
00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,862
[fans whirring]
274
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,379
Jaguar up.
275
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,241
[shrieks]
276
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,724
♪ ♪
277
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:04,000
- Ugh, it's so embarrassing
278
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,344
to be scraping gum
in the hallways again.
279
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:08,000
- That's why I brought
this name tag
280
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,413
that says my name is Tony.
281
00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:12,241
So I won't be recognized.
282
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,241
- Come on.
It's not that embarrassing.
283
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:17,275
- Oh, hey, guys. Scraping gum?
284
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,965
- What? No.
285
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:22,448
No, I'm just--I'm supervising.
286
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:27,827
Make sure to scrape properly,
you two troublemakers.
287
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,862
- See you around.
288
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,310
Presley. Tony.
289
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:36,000
- It worked!
290
00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:41,379
- Excuse me, supervisor.
291
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,862
How long do you plan
on gazing down that hallway?
292
00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:48,586
- Shut up.
293
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:50,551
- Hey, dummies.
294
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,931
Luke's danceposal is tonight.
So tell me the plan.
295
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,172
- The first part of the plan
296
00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:57,275
is for you to stop
calling us dummies.
297
00:11:57,344 --> 00:12:00,413
- I hear you. Mot happening.
What else do you got?
298
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:01,965
- Well, we made
a spreadsheet of things
299
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:03,172
that you and Luke both like.
300
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:05,689
- But nothing matched.
- Okay.
301
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,965
What I'm hearing is excuses
and incompetence,
302
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:10,620
and I'm not gonna pay
for either of those.
303
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,413
Hello, Perry.
304
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,000
- Hey, um...
305
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,620
- Tabitha!
You know my name is Tabitha.
306
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:20,103
We broke up two days ago.
307
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,034
- Thought you looked familiar.
308
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,862
Have you met my new girlfriend,
Mallory?
309
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,310
We're going to
the dance together.
310
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,689
- It's true.
311
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,827
These have been
the best two days of my life!
312
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,620
- See you around, Tanya.
313
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,448
- You know it's Tabitha!
314
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:39,448
Whatever you're planning,
triple it.
315
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,586
I got to show up Perry.
I want gray balloons.
316
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,241
I want ribbon dancers.
317
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,413
It's Tabitha's turn to win.
318
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,344
- Okay. Okay.
319
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,206
But first, we need to find
some things that you and Luke
320
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:52,275
both like to put into the--
- This isn't about Luke.
321
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,241
This is about everyone
at school seeing someone
322
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,896
ask me to the dance.
Get it done.
323
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,137
- Did you hear that?
324
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,034
She doesn't even like Luke.
325
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:05,206
She's just using him
to get even with Perry.
326
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:07,965
- I know,
but we really need this job.
327
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,103
So let's get to the Mooery
and get to work.
328
00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:15,000
Get to work
on scraping more gum.
329
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:19,068
[upbeat music]
330
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,172
Okay, then keep dancing
with your ribbons
331
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,000
for the next 30 seconds.
332
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,793
- When does the music start?
333
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:31,551
- It doesn't.
Remember, Tabitha hates music.
334
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,517
Okay, now it's time
for the big finish.
335
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:36,551
Everybody line up.
336
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:39,068
And...hoodies.
337
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:44,206
"Go to the Tabitha?
Dance with me."
338
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,586
Guys, you're in
the wrong order.
339
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,896
We only have one shot
at Luke's danceposal.
340
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,206
- I don't want to be rude,
341
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:53,344
but this danceposal
is a little lame-osal.
342
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,000
It's lame.
I'm trying to say it's lame.
343
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,482
- Oh.
344
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,068
- Well, it doesn't matter
what we think.
345
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,551
This is what Tabitha wants.
346
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,724
Yeah, it would be better
347
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,000
if it had things
that Luke and I like.
348
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,448
I mean, things that Luke likes.
349
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:06,620
Like a marching band,
a confetti cannon.
350
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:07,620
- A girl named Lex.
351
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,862
- Not helping.
352
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,413
Now, if you'll excuse me,
353
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:15,000
I have to go find a sad store
that sells gray balloons.
354
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,896
- All right.
I'm gonna go practice.
355
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,103
'Cause if we're
gonna do this,
356
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:22,758
I'm gonna rock this ribbon!
357
00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:29,655
- Well, that was
a terrible performance
358
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:33,137
that thankfully,
no one's gonna ever see.
359
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,620
- Explain yourself.
360
00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,655
- It's clear that Tabitha
doesn't care about Luke.
361
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,310
She's just using him
to get back at Perry.
362
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,965
That's why we're gonna
make sure
363
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,758
Lex goes to the dance
with Luke.
364
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,965
- But Lex said that she wants
to do the job,
365
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,275
so there's nothing we can do.
366
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:51,241
- There is one thing we can do.
367
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,724
Not listen to her.
368
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,137
Let's get Luke on board
369
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,344
and create a danceposal
for him to ask Lex.
370
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,137
- But wait,
when Tabitha sees that,
371
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:00,896
she's gonna be super mad
and not pay us.
372
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:03,310
Then we'll be back
to scraping gum in the hallway.
373
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,896
I still have calluses.
374
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:10,103
- It'll all be worth it when
we see the look on Lex's face.
375
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:12,172
- Up, down!
Hit, hit, hit!
376
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,586
And spin. And spin. And spin.
377
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,379
Pow!
378
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,034
I totally rocked that.
379
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:21,344
[upbeat music]
380
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:27,586
[upbeat music]
381
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,103
- Hey, dummy.
382
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,758
Is everything ready?
383
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,103
Perry's here, and I need him to
see how much I don't need him.
384
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:37,103
I don't need you.
385
00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:38,413
- We rehearsed the performance
386
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,034
and I think you're gonna be
very happy.
387
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,172
- Good.
Because if I'm not happy,
388
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,103
I'm going to be very unhappy.
389
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:45,310
That means you don't get paid,
390
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,103
which would make me
a little happy.
391
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,448
Life is funny.
392
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,586
all: Luke!
393
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,724
- Hey, Lex.
Hey, Tabitha.
394
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,241
- Oh, good, you're here.
395
00:15:57,310 --> 00:16:00,448
And you're wearing that?
396
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,758
Okay.
397
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:05,724
Well, I'm gonna go get ready
to act surprised.
398
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:08,758
- Hey, Luke.
399
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,275
- Oh, hey, Lex.
400
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,034
- Are you ready
for the danceposal?
401
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:14,034
- Yeah, I'm actually
kind of excited.
402
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,241
- Okay,
just remember at the end,
403
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,620
to stand next to Ty.
404
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,000
When he unzips his hoodie,
the shirts will say,
405
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,137
"Go to the dance with me,
Tabitha?"
406
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,137
and you'll be right there.
407
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:21,689
- On it.
408
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,862
I think this will be
a performance you won't forget.
409
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:27,172
- And remember, no smiling.
Tabitha hates that.
410
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,517
- Oh, right.
411
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,586
It's too bad because
you have a great one.
412
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:36,482
- [sighs]
413
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:41,034
- I heard that sigh
from across the room.
414
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,896
- I know.
415
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,482
Part of me wishes I was going
to the dance with Luke.
416
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:51,586
Are you smiling?
417
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:55,793
- No, no, this is a new
sad face I'm working on.
418
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,862
- Well, it's not good.
419
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,275
You better get into position.
420
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,689
- You're right. Enjoy the show.
421
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,068
♪ ♪
422
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:11,344
[drone whirring]
423
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,689
- How was the third
test flight?
424
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:18,586
- It was just like
the first two,
425
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:21,068
boring!
426
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,137
All I did was fly up and down.
427
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:26,482
I didn't get to do my signature
Jaguar power loop,
428
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:30,137
which in my mind
is very impressive.
429
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,000
- This is the testing process.
430
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,517
We got to take things slow.
431
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,344
- Slow?
The Jaguar is ready to pounce.
432
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,344
- My drone, my rules.
433
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:41,931
- We'll see about that.
434
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,655
Jaguar pounce!
[shrieks]
435
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:47,103
- What? No.
436
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,931
What do you think
you're doing?
437
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,517
- I'm being the superhero
nobody wants,
438
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,586
but everybody needs.
439
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,310
- That drone is not a toy.
440
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,137
It's really tricky to control.
441
00:17:58,206 --> 00:18:00,068
- I have one word for you.
442
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:01,172
[shrieks]
443
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,758
[dramatic music]
444
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,172
Jaguar up.
445
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,000
♪ ♪
446
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,344
Uh-oh.
447
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:10,448
The Jaguar's got this.
448
00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:13,103
♪ ♪
449
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,482
[air horn blares]
450
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,034
- May I have your attention,
please?
451
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,310
Hope you're having a good time
452
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:20,551
in our brand new patio,
the Moo Garden!
453
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,724
[cheers and applause]
454
00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:24,137
Now, let me tell you
a little something
455
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,275
about following your dreams.
456
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:28,310
- Get on with it, dummy!
457
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:30,517
- Right.
Now, my friend Luke
458
00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:34,000
has planned something special
for someone special.
459
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,965
Three, two, one!
460
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:55,103
- Throwing down those ribbons
is not on my spreadsheet.
461
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,034
- Time to switch things up.
462
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,034
- Please welcome
the Altoonisburg High School
463
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,448
marching band!
464
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,586
[drums booming]
465
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,034
- What is going on?
466
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,793
I hate music,
especially when it's moving.
467
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:10,344
- This is not
what we rehearsed.
468
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,517
What are you doing?
469
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,896
- I can't hear you.
Tuba!
470
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:16,862
[playing jazzy music]
471
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:22,862
♪ ♪
472
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:26,137
- Balloons with color?
473
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,310
This isn't what we agreed on.
474
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:28,413
- I know.
475
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,379
This is actually way better.
476
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:37,931
♪ ♪
477
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:42,758
[drumroll]
478
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,620
Ty, where are you going?
479
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,137
- Wanna go to the dance
with me?
480
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:55,137
- Yes.
481
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:56,931
- Yes!
482
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,275
[cheers and applause]
483
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,379
both: Confetti cannon!
484
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,965
- I know you said
you wanted to do the job,
485
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,172
but I had a feeling
486
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,724
that this was what
you really wanted.
487
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,965
- You were right. Thank you.
488
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,172
- I supported this,
489
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:14,517
although I've been
silently terrified
490
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:18,241
that you'd be enraged,
but you seem happy.
491
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:21,896
- I am.
You two are the best.
492
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:25,793
- You dummies,
he asked out the wrong person.
493
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,172
This whole thing was supposed
to make Perry jealous.
494
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:31,827
- Tabitha, this whole thing was
supposed to make me jealous?
495
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,034
I only asked out Mallory
to make you jealous.
496
00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:36,448
[all gasp]
497
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:39,310
- [screaming]
498
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:41,689
The Jaguar is out of control.
499
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:45,137
But I'm still gonna try
my signature power loop anyway.
500
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,793
[dramatic music]
501
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,310
Get off!
502
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,551
Balloons!
503
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,482
The Jaguar's one weakness.
504
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,344
♪ ♪
505
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:58,000
Jaguar down!
506
00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,586
- So will you go
to the dance with me?
507
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:03,793
- [screaming]
508
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,034
Oh, hello.
509
00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:16,482
[groaning]
510
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:19,344
- Wait, did you plan that
as your danceposal?
511
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:20,517
- Uh...
512
00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:22,448
- Wow, Perry, great thinking.
513
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,724
Hiring a guy
to fall from the sky
514
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,103
and deliver a balloon bouquet
to Tabitha.
515
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:32,620
- Yeah, I mean, gray balloons
are her favorite.
516
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,172
- That was so dramatic.
517
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,758
Yes. I'll go with you.
518
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:39,137
Not being with you has been
the worst two days of my life.
519
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:42,965
- Looks like we're getting
paid after all.
520
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:46,586
Nice work.
- Right back at ya.
521
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:48,241
- I know it's not
the dance yet,
522
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,724
but you wanna get a head start?
523
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,000
- Let's do it. Music.
524
00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:55,034
[cheers and applause]
525
00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:58,000
[upbeat jazzy music]
526
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:05,034
♪ ♪
527
00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:09,634
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