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- Excuse me-- didn't this used
to be an Indian restaurant?
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- You look good.
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You look like
a fancy prison lady.
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- Why?
'Cause of my stripes?
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I'm trying to look
professional, you know?
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I mean, it's my first day
of freelancing,
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and day one is the foundation
of everything.
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I'm, like, buzzing right now.
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- Wait. Let me feel.
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You're right.
It's like bees in there.
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Yeah, I feel good.
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Really good.
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Wait.
Do you smell weed right now?
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Emily.
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- There's my friend.
- Hi.
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- Good morning.
- Hi, Fran.
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- I have a request.
When you cum in the night,
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can you not scream like you
just got a hole in one?
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- If Annie likes it-- she calls
me the Cum King.
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- Pardon?
- Excuse me?
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- Well, I told him
he's a cum king.
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- And what is a cum king?
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- Um, cumming so much,
making me cum so much
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that he's
the king of it-- a cum king.
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- My God.
- Yeah.
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I'm not proud that it was
revealed to my friends,
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but I got to do my life.
Okay, I got to go.
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- Hey, wait.
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Am I gonna see you at my
cabaret show tomorrow night?
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- Yeah. 100%.
- Okay.
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- Are you gonna go?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna make Vic
a nice little dinner before,
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and then we're gonna head over.
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Fran's cooking-- that means
she's in love with Vic.
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- Maybe.
- Love? Fran does not do that.
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- Okay.
Fran might do some love,
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'cause she's a lover.
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She nasty.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Bye.
- All right.
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I have to go to the pharmacy,
and then I have to go
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to "The Thorn"
and pick up my shit.
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- Okay.
I'm gonna miss you all day.
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- No.
I'm gonna miss you all day.
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Eww.!
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- I mean, this is insane.
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Are they on break or something?
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- I don't know.
- God.
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CLERK, DISTANTLY: Can I get a
cashier to the front, please?
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Can I get a cashier
to the front?
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- Wow. Check that out.
That's a lot of hat.
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My God. Mom?
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Mom!
- Annie.
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- Hey. Look who it is.
The gang's all here.
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- Wait. When did you get back?
Why didn't you tell me?
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- Well, I just got back
a few hours ago,
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and I'm just settling in.
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Well, I mean, I'm here
to pick up Dad's prescription.
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- Already got it,
but thank you.
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I was gonna text you
to tell you not to bother.
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- Okay, but I don't understand
why you left.
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I mean, I know you said
you were exhausted, but--
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- Okay, well, you know,
it's just, you know,
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western Canada is so beautiful,
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and I wanted to see it,
and so I went.
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But I want to hear
about you, Annie.
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Dad tells me that you quit
your job?
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That's a big move.
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- But it's actually
a very good big move,
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because now
I'm gonna do freelance,
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which is actually
probably better for me.
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- Okay, if you say it's okay.
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Did we get Q-tips?
I'm gonna get some Q-tips.
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- Dad, why is she being
so insane and dodgy and weird?
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- Annie, please.
She's back.
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Let's just take it one step
at a time, all right?
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I'm fucking exhausted.
- Okay.
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- I'm sorry--
- Hey.
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- You haven't said
anything about this.
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I think it's darn cute.
- Yeah.
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- What do you think, Annie?
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- It's a-- it's--
Wow, it's a hat.
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And, yeah.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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I love it too.
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- Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Are you back?
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- No. No way.
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I'm my own boss now, so...
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- Well, don't worry.
Gabe's not here.
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- Yeah. I'm not worried.
I can handle Gabe.
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- Look at this.
The As together again.
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Annie, Andy...
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- Angus.
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- Yeah.
Very-- very cool.
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- Yeah.
- What the fuck is happening?
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- Hi.
- Look who's back.
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- Well, just to get my shit.
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Hey, did you get my texts
about my troll?
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- Yeah. I did, and I'm sorry
that I didn't get back to you,
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but I got a little swamped
at work with the new promotion.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Creative director.
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- Damn! That's amazing.
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- So what's up?
What happened with the troll?
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- My God, it was insane.
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I went to his house,
and then we basically had,
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like, a screaming face-off.
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- That's fuckin' wild.
- I know, right?
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I think I might write about it.
- Yeah. You definitely should.
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I've never heard of somebody
meeting up with
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an internet creep like that.
That's crazy.
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- Right?
- Sir...
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- Yeah?
- Your call's starting now.
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- Sorry.
I got to take this call thing.
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I want the rest--
Ruthie, would you mind
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setting up a lunch with Annie
and me next week?
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- Yes. I can
absolutely do that.
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- My God.
- Okay.
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- My God!
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- Thanks, Ruthie.
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- God, her ponytail
went in my mouth.
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- You all right?
- Yeah.
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I got to get out of here.
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- I've never known you to be
so into someone.
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Are you really in love
with Vic?
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- I know.
It's mad.
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I just think
she's fucking cool.
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The other day, we were making
out in the back of a Lyft,
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and I actually thought, "What
if I married this person?"
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- Fran,
you know that Vic--
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and I'm sure you know
this already--
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you know that Vic
sees other people?
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- Yeah. At first.
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But she'd have to be bionic now
to have time for anyone else.
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- Okay. I don't want to have
to tell you this,
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but do you remember
my client Gwen?
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- Gwen, yes, with
the extremely high breasts.
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- Okay. Yes.
Well, her roommate Sue Anne
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and Vic have been a thing
for, like, three years now.
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And last week, Gwen told me
she needed a new roommate,
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because Sue Anne and Vic
moved in together.
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- That's bullshit.
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- It's not.
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- Yeah, I mean,
it's probably just as friends.
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I think I would know.
- Okay.
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Do you want to see
Sue Anne's Instagram?
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- No.
- Come on.
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Every time we go out,
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we run into at least
three people you've fucked.
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Now, what Vic is doing
is not that crazy.
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She's just protecting herself.
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Are you texting her?
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Do you think maybe
this is a conversation
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you and Vic need to have
in person?
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- Fuck no.
I'm not texting her.
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Deleting her number.
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Blocking her on all socials.
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Block. Block. Block. Done.
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- You okay?
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You sure you're not
a little sad?
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- Of course I'm sad.
I'm very, very sad.
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It's a very sad
and tragic thing
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when someone as young
as Vic dies
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and is dead to me and no longer
exists on this earth,
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but we have to move on
and live our lives,
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because God knows Vic can't.
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- Ruthie, is that my stuff?
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Those are my photos.
- Whatever.
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I just feel like it's funnier
if I have them.
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- What the hell?
This is, like, all my family.
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- Do you think you
can just take my stuff
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because I'm trans?
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- No.
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- Then it's because
I'm a veteran.
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- Jesus.
God damn it, Ruthie. Here.
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You can have this one
of my family.
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- This is the one I was hoping
you'd let me keep.
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You look so cool there.
You look really cool.
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- I look like shit.
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I'm wearing a sweater vest and
I'm holding an Easter basket.
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- Hey, thought I recognized
that voice.
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Hey, Annie.
- Gabe. Hi, um...
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Yeah, I was just leaving.
- Yeah.
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I got to get back to work.
I'm starting a new band.
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What do you think
about the name "Screed"?
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- Very cool.
- Or "Jaunty."
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Thinking about "Dimple" also.
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- Wow. Awesome.
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- So what's up?
What's next?
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Where do I get to read
the new Annie Easton piece?
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- Well, I'm freelance now,
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so no whims
to answer to but my own.
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- Wow. You're probably talking
about my whims.
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Okay.
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- Well, I think a lot of people
read my last article, so...
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- Well, sure, you're talented,
but, you know,
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here you have
a built-in audience.
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Out there, you're on your own.
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- All right.
Well, I know what I'm doing,
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so I'm gonna go do it.
- You should do it.
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You should do it elsewhere.
I'm gonna go in here.
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I'm gonna write a song
called "Annie's Future."
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It's gonna be a short song.
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- Hi. I'm looking
for Kevin O'Donnell.
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- Are you here for the
Clear Blast Gum meeting?
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- Um, yeah. That's right.
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- You're late.
Conference Pod J,
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right down
the hall to your left.
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- Thanks.
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Okay, team.
Before we get too deep
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into any of our ideas
for Clear Blast,
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I want to try
a little brainstorm.
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- All right?
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When I toss you the ball,
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you say any adjective you
associate with the word "gum."
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I'll start. Gum is fun.
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Susan.
- Um...Gum is flavor.
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- Awesome.
- Yeah.
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Gum is young.
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- Awesome.
Or gum is "yum."
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Gum is fearless.
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- Yes!
I love that.
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That's awesome.
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Okay. Yeah.
That is going up on the board.
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- Yeah.
- You guys, you are en fuego.
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- It's all you, Kev.
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- Fuck!
- Are you okay?
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Sorry.
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My distant adult niece is here.
You guys just keep going.
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I'm sorry.
I'm a little shocked,
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because it's been a little-- she
disappeared a long time ago,
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and she actually is a junkie.
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You guys can keep talking
about-- I have to, um...
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What the fuck are you
doing here-- Are you insane?
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- No.
I just wanted to talk to you.
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- How'd you find me?
- How do you think?
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- Fucking internet.
- Well, I'm not here to,
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like, out you or whatever.
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I want to write
about what happened,
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and the other night
was so chaotic,
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so I need
to actually interview you.
246
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:13,348
- No. You can't do that.
That would ruin me.
247
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,215
- Why?
- Because that'll ruin me.
248
00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,444
You can't interview me.
If you try, I'll ruin you.
249
00:11:17,479 --> 00:11:19,280
You smashed my car.
- So what?
250
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:21,695
You called me a pig,
like, a million times,
251
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,946
and you made fun of my dad
having cancer.
252
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,370
- So?
That glass was custom tinted.
253
00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,213
It cost $2,500 to get it fixed.
254
00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,208
I'm not gonna let you interview
me until you pay for that.
255
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,340
- Well, I'm never paying
for those,
256
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,799
and if you try and make me,
257
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,011
I'll tell everyone
in Conference Pod J
258
00:11:35,014 --> 00:11:37,354
that you like to call women
"porky cum gobblers."
259
00:11:37,389 --> 00:11:38,401
- Shh.
260
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,804
- Meet me outside
in the parking lot
261
00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:44,330
next to the building
in 15 minutes.
262
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:47,955
- Okay. It'll be good.
Be very healing for us.
263
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,626
- 15 minutes.
- Okay.
264
00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:57,019
- You know, I thought I was
a good boyfriend.
265
00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:58,976
I bought her stuff constantly.
266
00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:00,858
- Wow.
- Then she broke up with me,
267
00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,317
and I just-- I don't know.
268
00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:04,778
I snapped.
She dumped me for Colin,
269
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,448
my best friend
since junior high.
270
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:08,115
- Yeah, that sounds
very hard.
271
00:12:08,121 --> 00:12:09,422
I guess I...
272
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,747
- Colin's fucking ripped.
- Yeah.
273
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:15,184
Most Colins are jacked as hell.
274
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,639
But, you know, a lot of people
go through breakups,
275
00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:21,311
but they don't start
harassing women online.
276
00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:24,204
Like, I don't understand
what you get out of it.
277
00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:26,025
- I don't know.
278
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:28,002
Maybe it made me feel like
I had some power over someone.
279
00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:30,575
- Okay. But the person
you had power over was me,
280
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,689
and I'm a stranger.
I just-- why?
281
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,796
Like, is it 'cause
of my weight?
282
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,300
- I don't know, okay?
We've already
283
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,972
talked about this.
What do you want from me?
284
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:40,042
I just-- I don't want to talk
about this anymore.
285
00:12:40,077 --> 00:12:42,156
I want this to be done.
You came to my house,
286
00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,200
and you yelled at me,
and you smashed my car,
287
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,025
and now you're at my work,
and I just want it to stop.
288
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,741
- Okay. Okay. Just relax.
- I can't!
289
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,753
I just want it to stop.
I can't--
290
00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:51,998
- Okay. Are you--
- I don't know what you want
from me, I just--
291
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,293
- My God.
Are you scared of me?
292
00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:56,585
- Yes. I'm really scared,
okay?
293
00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,117
The trolling's over. I promise.
294
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,640
I'll leave you alone forever.
295
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,141
I talked to you
for your article now,
296
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:02,444
so can I please
just have my life back?
297
00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:05,068
- Just stop
freaking the fuck out.
298
00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,779
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Fine!
299
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:11,171
- Just chill.
Fuck! Okay?
300
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:14,246
I think that I have
what I need for my article,
301
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,176
and I honestly feel like,
in a weird way,
302
00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:20,100
I kind of understand
your whole deal now,
303
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:25,189
so let's just-- let's call it.
304
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:28,029
- Okay.
305
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,833
So is this gonna be
in "The Thorn"?
306
00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:36,796
- No. I'm freelancing now,
so I, um...
307
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,469
it's for my own thing.
308
00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:41,272
It's for my blog.
309
00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:43,311
- So this isn't even
a real thing?
310
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:45,316
- Fuck you.
It's a real thing.
311
00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:47,605
- Okay.
- It's a real thing,
312
00:13:47,612 --> 00:13:50,702
and it's-- it'll be online.
It's all the same.
313
00:13:50,737 --> 00:13:52,372
- Okay. I'm sorry. All right?
314
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:53,831
It's a real thing. Okay?
315
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,195
- Okay.
- I just-- I want to say
316
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:02,558
I think
this was really good for me.
317
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:04,609
- I got to go.
- Yeah. Me too.
318
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,754
It was actually
really nice to see you.
319
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,819
- I'm not gonna hug you...
- Sorry, sorry--
320
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:11,283
- You fucking psycho.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
321
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,374
I'm sorry.
322
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:52,868
- Buddy. Hi.
323
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,197
Aww.
324
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,674
What the fuck?
325
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,690
Fran?
326
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:07,855
Are you up?
We slept the whole day.
327
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:10,486
What are we, dead from
carbon monoxide poisoning?
328
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:12,405
- I wish.
- My God.
329
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,696
I was up till 7:00
in the morning writing.
330
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,254
Are you just getting up too?
331
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,329
- I was up earlier.
I took Bonkers out.
332
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,382
I just got back into bed.
333
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,430
- Okay. What's going on?
334
00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:29,781
- Am I a bad person?
335
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:31,986
Should I just never date
anyone ever again?
336
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:35,287
- No. Of course not.
What is this all about?
337
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,212
- Vic has another girlfriend.
338
00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,048
- Shit.
339
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,093
I'm sorry. What?
340
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:46,138
I don't understand.
341
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,498
I thought you guys
were getting serious.
342
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,856
- Yeah. So did I.
I mean, tell me the truth.
343
00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:53,148
You're the one who called me
the female Ryan.
344
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,244
Am I just this cruel person
who uses people?
345
00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:59,674
- No. No, you're not cruel.
346
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,259
And also, you can always change
if you want to.
347
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,758
And you are changing.
348
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,721
You fell for Vic.
That's huge for you.
349
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,484
- Yeah. I don't know.
350
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,649
- Well, you don't have to know
anything
351
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:12,858
right in this moment.
352
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,161
And you know what?
Here's what we need to do.
353
00:16:16,196 --> 00:16:19,631
Let's go to Emily's
show tonight.
354
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,086
- I'm not really
feeling it right now.
355
00:16:21,121 --> 00:16:23,205
- Come on.
Do it for Emily.
356
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:26,644
You don't need another lesbian
in this town against you,
357
00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:28,518
especially one that deals weed.
358
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:34,953
- Okay.
I will consider going tonight
359
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:38,618
if you wear the Christmas
present I got you.
360
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,017
Okay. If...you go out tonight,
361
00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:50,652
I will wear the Christmas
present that you got for me.
362
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,725
- Really? In public?
363
00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:54,862
- Yes, I will.
364
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,111
- Yes!
365
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,702
- I'm worried
I'm gonna be arrested
366
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,044
for the amount of tit
I have going on right now.
367
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,761
Are you happy?
368
00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:05,216
- I'm very happy,
and I love the little hearts.
369
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:06,585
- Yeah, well,
those are my nipples.
370
00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:11,017
Tonight, I'm gonna try
and forget about this Vic shit.
371
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:13,308
- Yeah. Totally.
372
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:16,154
All right, can I put
my jacket back on now?
373
00:17:16,189 --> 00:17:17,703
- No, no.
This is all night long.
374
00:17:17,738 --> 00:17:19,834
- Hello!
- Hi!
375
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:22,579
- You have to see the look.
- Wow.
376
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,004
- 53 comments?
377
00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:10,052
"My uncle added 8 inch
to his penis.
378
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,723
Here's how"?
379
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,433
What?
380
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,320
- You okay?
- Yeah.
381
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:20,030
I just-- I wrote this thing,
and no one's looked at it.
382
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:24,705
Except there's 50 comments
from a fucking penis bot.
383
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,998
- God. When did Rose
get so cute?
384
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,723
No offense, honey.
Grinding only, bitch.
385
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,020
- I grind, bitch.
386
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:48,205
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
387
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,009
- Whoo!
- Yes. Yes.
388
00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:54,602
Big hand for Emily
and Hot 'n' Motley.
389
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:57,937
You know, before this,
I was singing
390
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,650
at the MAX station by my house.
391
00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,282
A gorgeous commuter
threw a penny at my head,
392
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:05,544
and I took that penny,
and I bought this jacket,
393
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,923
and it is good, isn't it?
394
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,208
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- It's good.
395
00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:11,182
So I appreciate
what it means to have a space
396
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,467
like this to perform for you,
my gorgeous audience.
397
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,358
The first Monday
of every month,
398
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:21,323
we're here, we're queer,
we're doing as we damn please.
399
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:24,660
I'll sing for you now, but
just know that this...
400
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,003
is for you.
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