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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,852 "THE SNEAKY THING CALLED DEATH SWOOPED IN THAT YEAR, 4 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:49,185 "AMBUSHING MY MOSTLY UNREMARKABLE FAMILY, 5 00:00:49,209 --> 00:00:52,042 FREEZING US LIKE STATUES IN A STRONG WIND." 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,975 "IN MOST CASES, DEFROSTING CAN TAKE 7 00:00:57,999 --> 00:01:00,268 "AN INORDINATELY LONG PERIOD OF TIME, 8 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:01,976 IF IT HAPPENS AT ALL..." 9 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,476 I'M-- I'M SURE THAT YOU LOVELY LADIES 10 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,393 HAVE READ THIS MANY TIMES, 11 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,018 SO WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP RIGHT AHEAD 12 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:10,209 TO THE Q&A SESSION? 13 00:01:12,918 --> 00:01:14,059 YES. 14 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:17,834 IS THIS THE SPOT FOR THE NUMBER 24 BUS? 15 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,209 UH... 16 00:01:58,209 --> 00:01:59,602 MIKE!WHAT? 17 00:01:59,626 --> 00:02:01,810 THE CODE IS NOT COOPERATING, AND MY BELONGINGS 18 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,976 SEEM TO HAVE WALKED THEMSELVES TO THE STREET. 19 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,185 YOUR MOOCHING DAYS ARE OVER, KYLE. 20 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:09,185 I APOLOGIZED. 21 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,185 IT WAS A HIDEOUS RUG TO BEGIN WITH. 22 00:02:11,209 --> 00:02:14,602 MY MOTHER CROCHETED THAT RUG. 23 00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:16,310 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY BOOK? 24 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:18,059 ALL RIGHT. TONY... 25 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:20,602 IT'S KYLE. 26 00:02:20,626 --> 00:02:22,185 KYLE LIVINGSTON. 27 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,810 UH, L-LISTEN, I NEED A PLACE 28 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,810 TO LAY MY LAPTOP FOR A FEW NIGHTS, 29 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:28,810 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU-- 30 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:30,975 I'D ABSOLUTELY DO THIS FOR YOU. 31 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:32,810 ARE YOU KIDDING? 32 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:35,351 TONY? TONY? 33 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,852 GABE! HI! 34 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:39,560 I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT BE ABLE TO COUCH-CRASH... 35 00:02:39,584 --> 00:02:40,975 YOUR GRANDMOTHER CAME ON TOME. 36 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:43,185 IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT SHE FINDS ME VERY ATTRACTIVE. 37 00:02:43,209 --> 00:02:44,685 - SO, CAN I STAY? - PETE! 38 00:02:44,709 --> 00:02:45,975 - AMANDA! - MR. DOWLING! 39 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,351 WHY? 40 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,643 GO HOME. 41 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,975 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 42 00:02:50,999 --> 00:02:53,602 CALL ME ISHMAEL. 43 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:55,101 CALL ME KYLE. 44 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:58,976 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF... 45 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,310 DUDE, YOU CAN'T PLANT YOUR ASS IN THE FLOOR LIKE THAT. 46 00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:04,476 YEAH, WELL, THIS IS WHERE MY MAILBOX IS. 47 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,975 YOU'RE BASICALLY STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW. 48 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:09,999 I'M... 49 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:15,143 JUST... FIRST SENTENCE. FIRST SENTENCE. 50 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:00,209 WAIT! HEY! 51 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,894 HEY, UH... 52 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:07,268 EXCUSE ME. 53 00:04:36,999 --> 00:04:38,602 HI, MARSHALL. 54 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,810 NO, I'M NOT DEAD, 55 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:42,975 BUT THAT'S HILARIOUS, BY THE WAY. 56 00:04:42,999 --> 00:04:45,768 UH, LISTEN... 57 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:48,101 I'M, UH, COMING HOME 58 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,894 TO, UH, FINISH ANOTHER BOOK. AHEM. 59 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:54,059 IN ONLY HAVE TEN MORE DAYS, SO I REALLY NEED MY ROOM. 60 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:57,810 UH... TELL DAD TO HOLSTER HIS SHOTGUN. 61 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,975 NO, I KNOW HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY OWN A GUN. 62 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:03,101 IT'S A METAPHOR FOR GUN-- 63 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,393 NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND. 64 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,584 OKAY. OKAY, BYE. 65 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,975 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER! 66 00:05:34,999 --> 00:05:36,185 WHOA! 67 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:39,894 AAH! HELL'S BELLBOTTOMS! 68 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:43,351 OH, KYLE, BABY, I BEEN WAITIN' TO MEET YOU FOR YEARS! 69 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,101 COME OVER HERE. I'M GLORIA. 70 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,975 I'M YOUR DAD'S BIG SQUEEZE. 71 00:05:48,999 --> 00:05:51,602 YOU CAN TOUCH THESE PUPPIES. I JUST HAD THEM DONE. 72 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:54,101 ARE THEY GORGEOUS? WOW. OH, WOW. THAT'S UM... 73 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,059 GLORIA! YEAH? 74 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,810 HE'S MY... IT'S WEIRD. 75 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,602 AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. GO ON, GO TO WORK. 76 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,852 ALL RIGHT, I'M OFF TO WORK. 77 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:05,518 YOU BOYS, YOU PLAY NICE NOW. 78 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:09,975 ♪ ANCHORS AWAY, MY BOYS ♪ 79 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:13,975 ♪ ANCHORS AWAY ♪ 80 00:06:20,626 --> 00:06:22,042 HEY. 81 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:51,185 I SEE YOU, UM, WENT OVER TO THE... 82 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:53,976 CANINE SIDE. 83 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,975 THOUGHT YOU WERE A CAT LOVER FOR LIFE. 84 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,685 I CAN'T STAND DOGS. YOU GOTTA WALK 'EM. 85 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,476 THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE TRIPS TO HAWAII 86 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,268 IF YOU GET ENOUGH OF THESE LABELS, 87 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:03,852 AND GLORIA GOT IT IN HER MIND 88 00:07:03,876 --> 00:07:05,560 THAT WE'RE GONNA GO THERE ONE DAY. 89 00:07:05,584 --> 00:07:07,268 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN, 90 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:10,083 WITH THAT WINNING GEORGE HAMIL-TAN. 91 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:15,435 I'M IN THIS, UH, CLINICAL TRIAL 92 00:07:15,459 --> 00:07:18,185 FOR THIS E.D.-- ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION-- 93 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:22,560 DRUG, AND ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS IS, UH... 94 00:07:22,584 --> 00:07:24,975 IS THE TAN. IT'S A BONUS. 95 00:07:24,999 --> 00:07:26,999 YAY FOR THE SIDE EFFECTS. 96 00:07:54,084 --> 00:07:56,225 Hi, Mom. 97 00:07:56,249 --> 00:07:59,852 You look a little dusty. 98 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:01,249 I mean the urn. 99 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,225 OHH! OHH! 100 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:48,268 WHAT IS GOING ON? 101 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:52,144 PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP. MARSHALL. MARSHALL. 102 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,144 MY ROOM? 103 00:08:57,168 --> 00:08:59,935 TECHNICALLY, IT'S STILL YOUR ROOM. 104 00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:03,852 DAD... EXPANDED IT. 105 00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:12,060 IT'S AWESOME, RIGHT? 106 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,560 FOR VEGAS. 107 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:17,102 WHERE IS MY DESK? WHERE IS MY CHAIR? 108 00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:19,852 I SPENT THOUSANDS OF HOURS MOLDING THAT CHAIR 109 00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:21,226 WITH MY BUTT! 110 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:25,225 YOUR STUPID CHAIR'S DOWNSTAIRS IN THE DEN. 111 00:09:25,249 --> 00:09:27,977 HE SOLD YOUR DESK, THOUGH. 112 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,225 YOU BETTER GET YOUR, UH, CHAIR-MOLDED BUTT 113 00:09:30,249 --> 00:09:31,560 DOWNSTAIRS IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 114 00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:33,249 PATSY'S MAKING DINNER. 115 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,601 SO, HOW WAS EVERYONE'S DAY? 116 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,435 MARSHALL'S WAS SUPER LONG. 117 00:09:47,459 --> 00:09:50,225 I'M THE NUMBER TWO TELEMARKETER IN THE COUNTY. 118 00:09:50,249 --> 00:09:51,768 SOMETIMES I GOTTA WORK LATE. 119 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,852 YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY OUT THERE SAVING LIVES. 120 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,144 YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED. 121 00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:55,935 DO YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE? 122 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:57,643 HM? OR DO YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE 123 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:58,643 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 124 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,977 OH, GOD, HAVE MERCY. 125 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,018 YOU CAN STAY, THOUGH. 126 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:05,375 THANKS, GRANDPA. 127 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,309 ARE YOU A HUNGRY MAN, KYLE? 128 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,226 I MADE YOU ONE, JUST IN CASE. THANK YOU. 129 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:50,249 I'LL BE HAVING MY DINNER IN MY ROOM. 130 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,309 HEY, UNCLE KYLE. 131 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,852 HEY... 132 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,168 MEL. I KNOW. 133 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:05,643 IF ANYBODY NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM, 134 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,060 EITHER HOLD IT IN OR FIND A BUCKET. 135 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,935 YOU CAN GET URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS DOING THAT. 136 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:13,393 OH. WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT 137 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,518 THE MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES BEFORE THEY TURNED MY BEDROOM 138 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,768 INTO A FILTHY BATHROOM. 139 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,685 DO I NEED TO GET A SIGNED PETITION, YOU KNOW, 140 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:21,225 TO UPGRADE MY HOUSE? 141 00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:24,126 MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH. 142 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,893 SHIT! 143 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,333 DAAAHHH! 144 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,084 OHH. 145 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:05,459 "Smile. Things may get worse more slowly." 146 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,393 Marshall:WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? HUH? 147 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,225 IT'S OUR BUSY SEASON. - IN MARCH? 148 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:35,977 A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO GET A JUMP ON THEIR HOLIDAY SHOPPING. 149 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,852 OH. 150 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:40,225 THEY TELL ME THAT YOU LEFT EARLY AGAIN TODAY. 151 00:13:40,249 --> 00:13:42,393 YOU CAN'T KEEP CALLING MY WORK, PAT! 152 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:45,225 OH. OH, I'M SORRY, DO YOU WORK WITH THE TRAMP, MARSHALL? 153 00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,225 I WORK WITH A LOT OF TRAMPS. OH, MY GOD. 154 00:13:47,249 --> 00:13:49,226 IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M DIDDLIN' 'EM! JESUS! 155 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,935 MY NAME IS TATTOOED ON YOUR HAIRY CHEEK, 156 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,643 NOT SOME HO! 157 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,268 WHO IS SHE, MARSHALL? 158 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,518 YOU THINK I'M SOME HUGE STUD, IS THAT IT? 159 00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,643 LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. 160 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,268 I'M A MUTT. WELL, YOU'REMYMUTT, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 161 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,893 I THINK HE JUST CAME BACK TO TORMENT ME. 162 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,852 THAT IS JUST SILLY PUTTY! 163 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:13,226 KYLE IS SO SWEET. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TALKING TO HIM? 164 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,768 WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE HIM OUT OF OUR SEX NEST, PLEASE? 165 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,768 OKAY. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE A HAPPY CAMPER AGAIN. 166 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,852 YEAH, I WILL BE IF YOU'LL STOP YOUR YAPPING! 167 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,333 ANKH! LEAVE IT! 168 00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:22,225 UH... 169 00:15:22,249 --> 00:15:24,225 GLORIA! YEAH? 170 00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:26,018 WOULD IT BE OKAY WITH YOU 171 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,185 IF I BORROWED YOUR MANNEQUIN FOR A WHILE? 172 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:29,225 SURE, 173 00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:31,393 BUT SHE'S GOT NO HOLES IN HER. 174 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,560 I COULD INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF MY GIRLS AT THE CLUB 175 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:35,977 WITH A HOLE-- 176 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,309 HOLES. AND A HEAD, TOO. 177 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,810 NO, THAT-- THAT IS-- THAT ISNOTWHAT I MEANT. 178 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,225 YOU'RE A SLY DOG, AREN'T YOU? 179 00:15:43,249 --> 00:15:44,977 YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR POP-- 180 00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:47,351 A BIT OF A PRICK MOST OF THE TIME, 181 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,393 BUT, OOH, 182 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:52,225 COULD HE GIVE STING A RUN FOR HIS MONEY 183 00:15:52,249 --> 00:15:54,375 IN THE BOUDOIR. OH, MY GOD. 184 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:08,393 SHE MUST HAVE SEEN ME. 185 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,018 ARE YOU SPYING ON 186 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,560 THAT PERSON IN THE BATHROOM? 187 00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,309 THAT'S SICK. YOU'RE A SICK PEEPING TOM, 188 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,601 AREN'T YOU? 189 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:17,959 NO, NO, I'M... 190 00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,476 WITH A MANNEQUIN FETISH. 191 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,060 OKAY. THAT'S WEIRD. 192 00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:29,810 BUT I GUESS EVERYONE IS WEIRD IN SOME WAY. 193 00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:32,225 DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE? 194 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:34,643 I-I GREW UP THERE. 195 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,852 WITH GLORIA AND ALAN? 196 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,435 THEY ARE WACKED. 197 00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:40,852 BUT YOU DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST THEM. 198 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,060 I LIVE THERE. 199 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,435 IT'S WEIRD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU. 200 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:45,726 I WOULD REMEMBER YOU. 201 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:49,852 YOU'RE CUTE IN A BOY-NEXT-DOOR- GONE-WRONG 202 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,351 KIND OF WAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 203 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,225 WELL, THANK-- I'M KYLE. HI. 204 00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:58,226 I'M JOY. MY PARENTS WERE DELUSIONALLY HAPPY. 205 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,852 IT'S FAB TO MEET YOU, KYLE. 206 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:05,209 HERE. GIVE ME YOUR KNUCKLES. 207 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,500 I CALL THAT 69 KNUCKLES. 208 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:20,226 WELL, YOU HAVE THE SILKIEST, UH, KNUCKLES 209 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,309 I'VE EVER SIXTY-- 210 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,542 SIXTY-NINED. 211 00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:28,226 ARE YOU FREE AT FOUR? 212 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,225 YOU CAN SAY NO. I WON'T BE OFFENDED. 213 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:33,351 IT TAKES A LOT TO DO THAT. 214 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,643 NO. YEAH. NO. UH... 215 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:39,643 THAT-- THAT WOULD BE NICE. THAT SOUNDS NICE. YES. 216 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,852 YOU HAVE A FEW HOURS TO COME UP WITH A MORE CREATIVE WORD THAN "NICE," 217 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,476 OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY. 218 00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,060 BE MY GUEST. 219 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:54,185 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU ATFOUR. 220 00:17:54,209 --> 00:17:55,249 FOUR O'CLOCK. 221 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,225 DID SOMEONE BITE THE DUST? 222 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:15,935 UH, NO. 223 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,852 I-I HAVE A, UM... 224 00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:22,225 SORT OF A ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS 225 00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:23,601 IN NINE MINUTES. 226 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,625 LOSE THE TIE. 227 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,768 NOT GOOD ENOUGH, MARSHALL! 228 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,560 WHY ARE YOU HOME SO EARLY? 229 00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:32,852 DID YOUR DATE CANCEL? 230 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,852 ITOLDYOU WHY. 231 00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:40,185 YEAH? WELL, YOUR JACKET SMELLS LIKE LADY JUICE. 232 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:42,768 IT ISPERFUME WE ARESELLING. 233 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:45,643 I COULD GET YOU A COUPLE OF BOTTLES IF YOU WANT. HERE, DUDE. 234 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:51,060 OH, WHAT DID YOU DO? I'M SORRY. 235 00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:53,060 I HAVE A DATE... 236 00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:55,309 WITH THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET IN SEVEN-- 237 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,144 SEVEN MINUTES! THE WEIRD ONE? 238 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,852 WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT JOY? 239 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,435 OH, SO DO YOU ALSO KNOW THE NAMES 240 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:03,810 OF THE CRABBY OLD COUPLE NEXT DOOR, MARSHALL? YES, I DO. 241 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,810 I'M VERY FRIENDLY WITH ALL OF OUR NEIGHBORS. I'LL HAVE YOU-- 242 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,852 ZIP! PLEASE... 243 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,225 ZIP IT. 244 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,144 THIS WAS THE LAST DECENT 245 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:15,168 PAIR OF PANTS THAT I HAD. 246 00:19:17,249 --> 00:19:19,225 GIVE ME YOURS. 247 00:19:19,249 --> 00:19:20,542 GIVE ME YOUR PANTS. 248 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,225 I'M AT LEAST TWO SIZES BIGGER THAN YOU. 249 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,333 TRY FOUR. 250 00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:40,625 YOU'RE IMPRESSIVELY ON TIME. 251 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,625 HAVE FUN ON YOUR SORT OF ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS. 252 00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:51,643 UH... OH. 253 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,226 JUST A, UH, A LITTLE NOTHING. 254 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,225 OH, THANK YOU. 255 00:19:57,249 --> 00:20:00,060 IS THIS A BOOK? 256 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,667 I LOVE BOOKS. 257 00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:05,333 READY? 258 00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:17,876 SO, DID YOU THINK OF AN ALTERNATIVE WORD? 259 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,226 UH... 260 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,435 I-IT WOULD BE MY DISTINCT PLEASURE 261 00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,435 TO ACCOMPANY YOU THIS AFTERNOON. 262 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:28,459 IT'S BORDERING ON BLAND, BUT MARGINALLY BETTER THAN "NICE." 263 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,518 SO, I-I WROTE THE BOOK. 264 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:38,810 WHICH BOOK? 265 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,060 THE ONE BEING SWALLOWED ALIVE IN YOUR BACKSEAT 266 00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:43,225 RIGHT NOW. WHA--? YOUWROTETHAT? 267 00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:45,601 YES. OH, MY GOD! 268 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,709 I HOPE IT'S GOOD. 269 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,250 I HOPE YOU'RE GOOD WITH CONDOMS TOO. 270 00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:55,560 I READ THIS ARTICLE THAT STDs 271 00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:58,144 ARE RAMPANT AMONG SENIOR CITIZENS. 272 00:20:58,168 --> 00:21:02,060 THEY'RE GETTING IT ON MORE THAN WE ARE. 273 00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:03,852 WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? 274 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,225 I USED TO WORK AT THE CONDOM FACTORY ON JOHNSON STREET, 275 00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:11,225 AND I GOT TONS OF FREE SAMPLES, 276 00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:13,584 SO I FIGURED I WOULD PUT THEM TO GOOD USE. 277 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,225 IT'S REALLY ON JOHNSON STREET? 278 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:21,226 SO, YOU'RE ALL GONNA REMEMBER TO USE THESE 279 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,309 NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SEX, RIGHT? 280 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,225 OR YOU COULD DIE! 281 00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,726 I'M 81 YEARS OLD, JOY. 282 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,018 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 283 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,435 EVERY SECOND COUNTS, DORIS. 284 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,518 I'VE BROUGHT A FRIEND ALONG TODAY. 285 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,935 THIS IS KYLE. 286 00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,225 AND KYLE... 287 00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:43,685 IS GOING TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO PUT ONE ON. 288 00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,185 OOH. 289 00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:47,810 ANYONE WHO WANTS A REFRESHER CAN STAY. 290 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:52,018 YOU SHOULD GET THAT LOOKED AT. IT MIGHT BE SERIOUS. 291 00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:54,225 I don't-- I don't wanna-- I don't wanna do this. 292 00:21:54,249 --> 00:21:56,249 Open the bag. Open the bag. 293 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,102 I WAS PETRIFIED YOU HADN'T BROUGHT PROPS. 294 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,601 I DON'T MIND IF YOU DON'T USE A CUCUMBER. DO YOU LADIES? 295 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,168 NO! 296 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,226 HE'S WEARING LADIES' PANTS. 297 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,084 YES, THEY ARE. 298 00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:23,018 OKAY, UM, WELL, WE'LL JUST... 299 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:26,209 CAESAR. 300 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,225 OKAY, SO, UM... 301 00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:30,977 CAESAR! 302 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,225 Uh... Cae... 303 00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:36,018 Who's-- who's Caesar? 304 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,226 HE'S, UH, HE'S JUST THIS CAT. 305 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:40,102 LOCAL RESIDENT. 306 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,435 UM, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 307 00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:43,667 UH... 308 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:05,249 DID HE PEE? 309 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:09,393 OH, DEAR. 310 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:10,685 OHH. 311 00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,225 AND, UH, YOU MAKE SURE THAT, UH... 312 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:16,268 THIS PART HERE IS UP, 313 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:19,060 LIKE A... LIKE A LITTLE HAT, 314 00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:21,518 AND THEN, UH, YOU PUT IT THERE. 315 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,393 CAREFUL NOT TO CUT IT WITH YOUR NAIL, 316 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:26,225 BUT YOU JUST PINCH LIKE THIS. 317 00:23:26,249 --> 00:23:28,893 SORT OF-- THIS IS IMPORTANT, THAT PART THERE. 318 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,852 AND THEN YOU JUST ROLL IT DOWN TO THE, UM... 319 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:34,225 THE-- THE, UH-- 320 00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:36,060 THE-- THE BASE, 321 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,709 ROLL IT DOWN TO THE BASE. 322 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:53,643 IS, UH... 323 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,333 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 324 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:57,893 YEAH. 325 00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,249 I'M FINE. IT'S NO BIGGIE. 326 00:24:02,168 --> 00:24:04,351 DO YOU MIND A PIT STOP ON THE WAY HOME? 327 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,435 AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE VEGETABLES 328 00:24:06,459 --> 00:24:08,309 OR ANYTHING RELATED TO LATEX. 329 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,560 I CAN'T GUARANTEE. 330 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:13,685 SO, DID YOU COME HOME FOR INSPIRATION, 331 00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:16,292 OR TO SHOW OFF YOUR MAD CONDOM-ROLLING SKILLS? 332 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,852 FUNNY. 333 00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:24,435 UM, OUT OF NECESSITY, MOSTLY, 334 00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:28,144 BUT... IF INSPIRATION WAS TO SMACK ME IN THE FACE, 335 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:29,435 I'D ABSOLUTELY WELCOME IT. 336 00:24:29,459 --> 00:24:30,917 I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE FACE. 337 00:24:37,249 --> 00:24:39,249 ANYTHING? 338 00:24:42,249 --> 00:24:45,060 I SORT OF UNOFFICIALLY ADOPTED 339 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,084 THIS LONELY LITTLE STRETCH OF ROAD. 340 00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:51,643 OHH. 341 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,225 OOH. 342 00:24:53,249 --> 00:24:55,102 OHH. 343 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:58,018 POOR LITTLE THING. 344 00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,185 PROBABLY NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM. 345 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,435 IT'S A MYSTERY-- 346 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,018 THE WHEN, HOW, AND IF OF IT ALL. 347 00:25:05,042 --> 00:25:08,351 I MEANT MORE CAR-BUS-MOPED. 348 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:12,560 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE GONNA DIE SOON? 349 00:25:12,584 --> 00:25:14,226 TRY NOT TO. 350 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:17,309 WOULDN'T IT SHOCK YOU OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND MAKE YOU FEEL SO ALIVE? 351 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,876 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE LIVING PART RIGHT NOW. 352 00:25:22,084 --> 00:25:23,249 MMM. 353 00:25:36,249 --> 00:25:38,225 KYLE... 354 00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:40,225 I FOUND OUT RECENTLY 355 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,060 THAT... 356 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,060 I'M GONNA DIE SOON. 357 00:25:45,084 --> 00:25:48,601 WELL... SHOOT THAT MESSENGER, RIGHT? 358 00:25:53,249 --> 00:25:56,250 WAIT. YOU'RE SERIOUS. 359 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,225 YOU'RE DYING. 360 00:25:59,249 --> 00:26:00,375 YEAH. 361 00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:06,435 AND YOU'RE A WRITER. UM... 362 00:26:06,459 --> 00:26:09,435 PRESUMABLY A GOOD WRITER, SO I WAS WONDERING 363 00:26:09,459 --> 00:26:12,225 IF YOU WOULD WRITE MY OBITUARY. 364 00:26:12,249 --> 00:26:14,225 I-I DON'T WANT THE LAST THING 365 00:26:14,249 --> 00:26:16,185 THAT PEOPLE READ ABOUT ME TO BE SOME 366 00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:17,726 GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT PIECE OF CRAP. 367 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,225 I WANT MY OBITUARY TO BE CLASSY AND SASSY. 368 00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:23,185 I DON'T EVENKNOWYOU. 369 00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:25,917 SO WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER. 370 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,185 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ACTING ALL WEIRD. 371 00:26:33,209 --> 00:26:35,459 UM... FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. 372 00:26:36,876 --> 00:26:38,726 YEAH. YEAH, NO. 373 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,144 THAT'S-- THAT'S IN THE PAST NOW. 374 00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:43,018 GONE. ZAP. 375 00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,144 JOY... 376 00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:46,060 HOW WOULD I... 377 00:26:46,084 --> 00:26:47,309 I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 378 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,249 I... I-I CAN'T. 379 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,476 JOY. 380 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,351 YOU SHOULD GET THAT COUGH LOOKED AT! 381 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,225 IT COULD BE TUBERCULOSIS! 382 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:01,225 IT'S JUST A THROAT- CLEARING THING. 383 00:27:01,249 --> 00:27:03,709 UH... 384 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:48,584 I KNEW IT! AND WITH A FAT CHICK! 385 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:50,876 KYLE! 386 00:27:54,001 --> 00:27:57,060 I WAS PROM QUEEN, KYLE! 387 00:27:57,084 --> 00:28:00,060 I WAS DESTINED TO BE BLISSFULLY HAPPY FOREVER. 388 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:02,768 PAT, YOU GOT MY KEYS? 389 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:04,209 OHH! 390 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:09,225 WHAT? 391 00:28:09,249 --> 00:28:12,144 I'M NOT CHOCOLICIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU? 392 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:13,249 IS THAT IT? 393 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,935 "IT IS A DELIBERATE MYSTERY, 394 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,792 THE HOW, WHEN, AND IF OF IT ALL..." 395 00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:37,309 YOU SEE THIS GRAY FACE? 396 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,309 I'LL BE WEARING IT FROM NOW 397 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:42,351 TILL YOU START BEING HONEST WITH ME! 398 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:00,560 UNCLE KYLE. 399 00:29:00,584 --> 00:29:02,249 NOT NOW! 400 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,810 COME ON, SLOWPOKE, WE'LL BE LATE! 401 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:03,601 I'VE BEEN GOING TO SCHOOL FOR A DECADE, 402 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,768 AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN LATE! 403 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,060 BYE, GRANDPA. YEP. 404 00:31:07,084 --> 00:31:09,060 BYE, ALAN. 405 00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:19,852 Female Vocalist:♪ I SEE THE WORLD ♪ 406 00:31:19,876 --> 00:31:22,226 ♪ THROUGH BRAND-NEW EYES ♪ 407 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:26,643 ♪ RECEIVING LIGHT, REFLECTING BRIGHT ♪ 408 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:30,225 ♪ FROM THE FACES AND THINGS I SEE ♪ 409 00:31:30,249 --> 00:31:32,625 ♪ OH, NOW I SEE ♪ 410 00:31:36,084 --> 00:31:39,226 ♪ AND IT'S UP TO ME TO SEE IT ALL THROUGH ♪ 411 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,643 ♪ BUT IT'S EASY ♪ 412 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:45,144 ♪ WITH YOU ♪ 413 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:47,226 ♪ NA NA NA ♪ 414 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,225 ♪ NA NA NA NA ♪ 415 00:31:49,249 --> 00:31:51,060 ♪ NA NA NA ♪ 416 00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:52,810 ♪ NA NA NA NA ♪ 417 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:57,601 ♪ NA NA NA ♪ 418 00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:03,225 YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! 419 00:32:03,249 --> 00:32:06,393 ♪ ...ALL THROUGH, BUT IT'S EASY ♪ 420 00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,225 LOOK AT THE GIRLS NOW. 421 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,852 I LOVE THAT ON YOU. I LOVE IT. 422 00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:14,435 OH, IT'S GREAT. FABULOUS. FAB. 423 00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:17,060 DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT IS NOT FOR YOU! 424 00:32:17,084 --> 00:32:18,768 YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT! THAT'S FORME! 425 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:21,560 KYLE. MOVE. 426 00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:23,351 MOVE. WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU-- 427 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,726 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 428 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:28,225 THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY CAKE YOU ORDERED? LET ME SEE. 429 00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:31,084 OH. 430 00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:33,768 OH,NO! 431 00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,225 I ORDERED A DOUBLE-D. 432 00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:37,935 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? 433 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:40,601 THIS IS NO MORE THAN A SAGGY-C! THAT'S SO YOU. 434 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,792 I'M GONNA CALL THEM. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR MORE FLORALS. 435 00:32:45,084 --> 00:32:46,225 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 436 00:32:46,249 --> 00:32:48,393 WE ARE REVAMPING SOME OF MY STUFF FOR MEL. 437 00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:50,225 OKAY, WELL, 438 00:32:50,249 --> 00:32:52,225 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONCERN 439 00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,351 FOR MY DAUGHTER'S FASHION NEEDS, 440 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:57,225 BUT WE CAN'T ACCEPT. TAKE THEM OFF. WHY? 441 00:32:57,249 --> 00:32:59,393 SHE HAS PLENTY OF CLOTHES. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR CAST-OFF CRAP. 442 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,601 OH, I-- I DON'T THINK 443 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:03,601 IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP... 444 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:05,435 TO THIS UNTRAINED MALE EYE. 445 00:33:07,459 --> 00:33:09,726 COME BACK HERE, YOUNG LADY! 446 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,852 YOUR, UH, YOUR HAIR. 447 00:33:11,876 --> 00:33:13,435 OH...! LOOKS REALLY... 448 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:14,810 CHOOSE YOUR WORD WISELY. 449 00:33:14,834 --> 00:33:16,518 AH. YEAH. 450 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,750 NOT PLANNING ON MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. 451 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,393 I-IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE, 452 00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:27,225 UH, I-IT WOULD BE MY HONOR 453 00:33:27,249 --> 00:33:30,060 TO WRITE YOUR OBITUARY. 454 00:33:30,084 --> 00:33:32,935 I ACCEPT YOUR NON-ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY APOLOGY, 455 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:37,185 YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME, 456 00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:38,249 RIGHT NOW. 457 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:46,435 YOU, UH, NEVER REALLY TOLD ME WHAT IT IS THAT YOU, UH, HAVE. 458 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:47,667 I KNOW. 459 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,060 SO, UM, WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 460 00:33:54,084 --> 00:33:56,226 YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? 461 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,852 DO YOU FIGHT LIKE CATS AND DOGS? 462 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,476 MY BROTHER ONCE BROKE MY NOSE WITH AN ACTION FIGURE. 463 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,225 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 464 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,225 'LEAST, I THINK IT WAS. 465 00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:09,792 THAT COULD BE ANY NUMBER OF LUNG DISEASES, YOU KNOW. 466 00:34:21,542 --> 00:34:23,084 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 467 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,060 THIS IS KYLE, AND... 468 00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:36,225 I'M KYLE! 469 00:34:36,249 --> 00:34:38,249 Here, um, I don't... take it. 470 00:34:40,084 --> 00:34:41,584 BYE! 471 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:47,226 NO NO. NO, THAT'S FOR YOU. 472 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,643 A GIFT. FOR ME? WHAT IS IT? 473 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:52,959 I WANT TO MAKE MY MARK ON THE WORLD WHILE FACING MY GREATEST FEAR. 474 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,435 UNH...! 475 00:34:57,459 --> 00:34:59,393 WHAT IS...? 476 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,852 JOY-- PUT IT ON, PLEASE! 477 00:35:01,876 --> 00:35:03,852 UH... NO. 478 00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:07,060 COULD YOU PLEASE PUT IT ON, KYLE? 479 00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:10,435 KYLE, JUST PUT IT ON! 480 00:35:10,459 --> 00:35:12,060 FOR FUTURE GIFT REFERENCE, 481 00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:14,060 I'M MORE OF A COLLARED POLO KIND OF GUY. 482 00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:16,435 IT'S CALLED COULROPHOBIA. 483 00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:18,893 I'M SEARCHING TO FIND ANYTHING COOL ABOUT IT. 484 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,225 IT'S THE FEAR OF CLOWNS. 485 00:35:20,249 --> 00:35:23,126 DON'T LOOK AT ME.DON'T LOOK AT ME. 486 00:35:30,209 --> 00:35:31,249 ALL RIGHT. 487 00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:46,225 FOLLOW ME. 488 00:35:46,249 --> 00:35:48,667 DON'T BE A BORING FART! 489 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,667 Down! Down! 490 00:36:14,459 --> 00:36:16,726 COME ON! STICK YOUR HANDS IN. 491 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,226 MAKE YOUR MARK ON THE WORLD. 492 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:21,435 WAIT, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT? 493 00:36:21,459 --> 00:36:24,643 YEAH, CAST IN CEMENT TILL THE END OF TIME. 494 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,500 NOT PARTICULARLY PIONEERING, THOUGH, IS IT? 495 00:36:29,459 --> 00:36:30,667 YOU'RE RIGHT. 496 00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,643 WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 497 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:38,500 BODY PRINT. 498 00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,435 BOD-- BODY PRINT. 499 00:36:41,459 --> 00:36:43,249 UH... 500 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,185 HOW'S THIS FOR INNOVATIVE? 501 00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:55,060 YES, YOUR BODY PRINT IS... 502 00:36:55,084 --> 00:36:57,249 YES, IT'S ONE OF A KIND. 503 00:37:00,876 --> 00:37:03,852 AAH! CLOWN HAND! 504 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:09,225 Male Vocalist:♪ I WOKE UP ♪ 505 00:37:09,249 --> 00:37:11,060 ♪ AND WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD ♪ 506 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:12,852 ♪ WITH AN ACHIN' IN MY HEAD ♪ 507 00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,959 ♪ I LAY MOTIONLESS IN BED ♪ 508 00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:18,226 ♪ I THOUGHT OF YOU ♪ 509 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,852 ♪ AND WHERE YOU'D GONE ♪ 510 00:37:20,876 --> 00:37:23,060 ♪ AND LET THE WORLD SPIN MADLY ON ♪ 511 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,518 ♪ EVERYTHING ♪ 512 00:37:34,084 --> 00:37:35,643 ♪ THAT I SAID I'D DO ♪ 513 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,643 ♪ LIKE MAKE THE WORLD BRAND-NEW ♪ 514 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,852 WHY DOES MY LIFE SEEM TO BE LITTERED WITH BATHTUBS? 515 00:37:39,876 --> 00:37:41,518 I'M SUFFOCATING. 516 00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:45,643 NO, NO. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT. 517 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,435 WORK THROUGH THE FEAR. 518 00:37:47,459 --> 00:37:49,225 JUST REMEMBER, I-I'M A NORMAL GUY 519 00:37:49,249 --> 00:37:52,226 WEARING A SCRATCHY WIG AND A BULBOUS RED NOSE. 520 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,249 NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO. 521 00:37:56,459 --> 00:37:57,876 YOU'RE RIGHT. 522 00:38:00,249 --> 00:38:01,250 I'M ABNORMAL. 523 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:07,226 I RELISH THOSE FACE- EATING TUMOR SHOWS. 524 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,852 YOU TOO? 525 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,249 BREATHE IN. 526 00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:20,917 AND OUT, ALSO. 527 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:33,726 ♪ WOKE UP ♪ 528 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,185 ♪ WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD ♪ 529 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:37,226 ♪ WITH AN ACHIN' IN MY HEAD ♪ 530 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,226 ♪ I LAY MOTIONLESS IN BED ♪ 531 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,810 QUESTION 532 00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,309 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? 533 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:46,060 WHAT? FAVORITE NUMBER, COLOR, FOOD, ANIMAL? 534 00:38:46,084 --> 00:38:49,435 WELL, THERE'S A SCIENTIFIC BASIS TO MY MODE OF QUESTIONING. 535 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:53,435 ♪ WHILE THE WORLD SPINS MADLY ON ♪ 536 00:38:53,459 --> 00:38:57,126 ALL RIGHT. UM... ANTEATER. 537 00:38:58,876 --> 00:39:01,435 I HATE ANTS WITH A PASSION. I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM. 538 00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:03,084 THEY JUST BUG ME OUT. 539 00:39:06,249 --> 00:39:09,168 IT'S A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO HEAVEN UP HERE. 540 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:14,435 THIS IS WHERE I WANT MY ASHES SPRINKLED, 541 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:16,249 TOODE TO JOY. 542 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:22,309 QUESTION NUMBER FIVE-- 543 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,768 YOUR FAMILY. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. 544 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:29,810 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 545 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,225 ARE YOU WRITING MY OBIT? 546 00:39:31,249 --> 00:39:32,667 ARE YOU DYING? 547 00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:39,225 MY MOTHER DIED THREE YEARS AGO. 548 00:39:39,249 --> 00:39:41,226 I'VE BARELY SPOKEN 549 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:43,792 TO ANYONE IN MY FAMILY SINCE. 550 00:39:48,249 --> 00:39:49,876 YOUR FAMILY'S WEIRD... 551 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:54,792 BUT THEY ARE WONDERFUL, AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE THEM. 552 00:40:00,459 --> 00:40:04,226 AND YOU? YOU WERE RAISED BY... 553 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,225 WOLVES. 554 00:40:06,249 --> 00:40:09,225 ALIENS? 555 00:40:09,249 --> 00:40:11,249 NO, NOTHING THAT INTERESTING. 556 00:40:16,459 --> 00:40:17,917 I KILLED MY PARENTS. 557 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:24,225 IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FREAK THINGS, YOU KNOW? 558 00:40:24,249 --> 00:40:27,060 MY PARENTS WERE ALWAYS BUGGING ME NOT TO LEAVE MY BIKE IN THE DRIVEWAY 559 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,393 BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THEIR ENORMOUS BUICK IN. 560 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,393 BUT I WAS THIS TOTALLY SCATTERBRAINED KID, 561 00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:32,726 SO I ALWAYS FORGOT. 562 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,225 AND THEN ONE NIGHT THEY WERE COMING BACK 563 00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:35,726 FROM ONE OF THEIR WEEKLY POKER GAMES, 564 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:38,643 AND MY DAD GOT OUT TO MOVE MY BIKE, 565 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:41,393 AND THEIR CAR WAS PARTLY OUT ON THE STREET. 566 00:40:41,417 --> 00:40:43,417 A TRUCK DIDN'T SEE IT. 567 00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:50,225 KYLE! 568 00:40:50,249 --> 00:40:53,393 YOU'RE GETTING ALL SAD AND SENTIMENTAL. 569 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,852 IT'S FINE. 570 00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:58,060 IT'S REALLY FINE, 571 00:40:58,084 --> 00:41:00,225 AND WE'RE HAVING FUN, RIGHT? 572 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,417 FUN. 573 00:41:03,084 --> 00:41:05,226 F-U-N. 574 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,459 THANK YOU. 575 00:41:32,084 --> 00:41:36,643 UM, TOMORROW I HAVE THIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 576 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,250 WOULD YOU COME WITH ME? 577 00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:41,459 OF COURSE. 578 00:41:53,459 --> 00:41:55,225 YOU WOULDN'T-- AHEM. 579 00:41:55,249 --> 00:41:56,876 D-DO YOU WANT TO, UM... 580 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:04,250 I JUST DON'T WANT THIS TO END. YET. THIS DAY. 581 00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:10,225 I HAVE COOKIES. 582 00:42:10,249 --> 00:42:11,500 I LOVE COOKIES. 583 00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:23,917 IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST TIME WE EVER DID IT. 584 00:42:28,249 --> 00:42:29,250 I SEE. 585 00:42:31,084 --> 00:42:34,225 HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS USELESS CRAP? 586 00:42:34,249 --> 00:42:37,225 WELL, I WANTED TO GO OUT AND CELEBRATE 587 00:42:38,749 --> 00:42:42,935 AND MAYBE GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING, 588 00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:45,560 BUT I KNEW THE FRESH AIR WAS GONNA KILL YOU. 589 00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:48,352 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I AM JUST AFRAID OF FRESH AIR. 590 00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:54,749 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU EDUCATE MY GORGEOUS ASS, HUH? 591 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,725 YOURS ARE MUCH BETTER. 592 00:43:12,376 --> 00:43:15,809 UM, WAIT HERE WHILE I-- WHILE I STRAIGHTEN UP. 593 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:16,833 OKAY. 594 00:43:18,376 --> 00:43:20,209 WHOA! 595 00:43:25,668 --> 00:43:27,644 DUDE, DOOR. 596 00:43:27,668 --> 00:43:29,749 DOOR. DOOR, DUDE.DOOR! 597 00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:36,143 IT ISNOTWHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 598 00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:37,725 I... I MEAN, 599 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:39,725 I'M NOT-- I'M NOT-- I'M NOTGAYOR ANYTHING. 600 00:43:39,749 --> 00:43:42,726 IT'S JUST... I... 601 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:46,101 UH... FEEL THIS FABRIC. IT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 602 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,749 UH, NO!NO! 603 00:44:09,749 --> 00:44:11,518 Kyle:YOU'VE GOT TO TELL PATSY. 604 00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:13,725 NOWAY! 605 00:44:13,749 --> 00:44:16,725 SHE ALREADY THINKS I'M THE LORD OF LOSERVILLE AS IT IS! 606 00:44:16,749 --> 00:44:20,352 SHE THINKS YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR! 607 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:24,459 KYLE? HELLO? 608 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,060 IT'S, UH, IT'S A LITTLE MESSY IN HERE. 609 00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:32,726 I LIKE MESSY. RIGHT. 610 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:35,268 COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE? I HAVE TO FINISH SOMETHING UP. 611 00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,626 ARE YOU DOING A NUMBER THREE? NUMBER THREE? 612 00:44:39,334 --> 00:44:41,477 OH, NO, NO! 613 00:44:41,501 --> 00:44:44,143 THEN I'M COMING IN! NO, JOY! 614 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,725 WHOA! 615 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:47,725 YEAH, THATISMESSY. 616 00:44:47,749 --> 00:44:49,435 I SHOULD FREAKIN' SELL TICKETS! 617 00:44:49,459 --> 00:44:50,768 SEEMS THE MEN IN YOUR FAMILY 618 00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:54,143 HAVE A SPECIAL BOND WITH FEMALE FASHION. 619 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,226 NO, THAT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME EMERGENCY. 620 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,352 I... NO. 621 00:44:59,376 --> 00:45:00,725 WAIT, SO... 622 00:45:00,749 --> 00:45:02,725 YOU'RE LIVING IN HERE? 623 00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:05,725 YES, MY DAD CONVERTED MY BEDROOM INTO A BATHROOM. 624 00:45:05,749 --> 00:45:06,725 HOW MENTALLY ILL IS THAT? 625 00:45:06,749 --> 00:45:08,143 THAT'S SICK, TOTALLY. 626 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,726 BUT YOU'RE SLEEPING IN HERE? 627 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,935 WELL, YOU GET USED TO THE LACK OF SLEEP 628 00:45:12,959 --> 00:45:14,560 AND THE CONSTANT BACK PAIN. 629 00:45:14,584 --> 00:45:16,352 LOVIN' THE CHITCHAT, GUYS, REALLY, 630 00:45:16,376 --> 00:45:17,851 BUT COULD YOU FREAKIN' GO OUTSIDE? 631 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,268 I'M ALL EXPOSED HERE. 632 00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:23,143 DOES PATSY KNOW ABOUT THIS... HOBBY? 633 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:24,725 COULD YOU JUST SCRAM 634 00:45:24,749 --> 00:45:26,459 SO I COULD CHANGE? 635 00:45:27,542 --> 00:45:29,042 Come on. 636 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:52,352 SO, I'M GETTING AN MRI. 637 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:53,935 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT HERE. 638 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,851 IT'S SAFER, IN CASE YOU'RE PREGNANT. 639 00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,685 THOUGHTFUL. THANK YOU. 640 00:45:57,709 --> 00:45:59,685 JOY! WHAT IS IT TODAY? 641 00:45:59,709 --> 00:46:01,352 I'M NOT HERE TO SEE YOU, DR. KHAN. 642 00:46:01,376 --> 00:46:03,749 WELL, GUESS THAT'S - LUCKYMOI, - THEN. 643 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:11,584 EXCUSE ME. 644 00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:17,226 EXCUSE ME. 645 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,644 I THINK THAT YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER 646 00:46:19,668 --> 00:46:21,226 COULD USE A LITTLE WORK. 647 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:23,685 I'D LIKE YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO MY FRIEND WHEN SHE GETS BACK. 648 00:46:23,709 --> 00:46:25,000 YEAH, RIGHT. 649 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:32,560 LOOK, SHE HAS SEEN EVERY DOCTOR IN THIS HOSPITAL 650 00:46:32,584 --> 00:46:33,893 OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS, 651 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,725 SOME OF US MORE THAN ONCE. 652 00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:38,685 QUITE FRANKLY, SHE'S DRIVING US ALL A LITTLE NUTS. 653 00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:41,644 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY WAY TO TALK ABOUT-- HYPOS ON A QUEST. 654 00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:44,018 BIGGEST TIME-WASTERS EVER. 655 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:45,644 HYPOS? 656 00:46:45,668 --> 00:46:47,018 HYPOCHONDRIACS. 657 00:46:47,042 --> 00:46:49,018 MAJOR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. 658 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:52,725 VERY TOUCHY IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT QUESTIONING THEM. 659 00:46:52,749 --> 00:46:53,893 SORRY. 660 00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:55,644 UNPROFESSIONAL. 661 00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:58,726 W-WAIT. W-wait. 662 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,143 SO, SH-SHE'S... 663 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:04,602 SHE'S NOT DYING? 664 00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:06,167 HAVE A NICE DAY. 665 00:47:44,584 --> 00:47:46,725 OHH. 666 00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:47,935 OH, HONEY. 667 00:47:47,959 --> 00:47:49,268 OHH. 668 00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:52,268 ARE YOU READY TO SHINE? 669 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:54,809 YOU SHOULD JUST TALK TO HIM, FOR A CHANGE. 670 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,726 OH, GOSH, HONEY. DON'T WORRY. 671 00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:59,018 DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING IS FINE. 672 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:02,560 COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 673 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:04,725 IF YOU DIDN'T YELL ALL THE TIME... 674 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:07,750 I DONOTYELL ALL THE TIME! 675 00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:10,725 I'M SORRY. 676 00:48:10,749 --> 00:48:14,352 OH, DON'T PLAY THAT TEENAGE CLICHé WITH ME. IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU. 677 00:48:14,376 --> 00:48:16,726 COME BACK! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! 678 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,875 STOPSAYINGTHAT! 679 00:48:51,749 --> 00:48:52,750 UM... 680 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,725 JUST, UM... 681 00:48:58,749 --> 00:49:01,935 GET YOUR-- GET YOUR BEAUTY REST. 682 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:03,725 NOT THAT-- NOT THAT YOU NEED ANY. 683 00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:07,959 SEE YOU TOMORROW? 684 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,560 "...CAN HAPPEN... 685 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:19,101 "LIKE ALL... 686 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,000 THINGS." 687 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:14,477 MELANIE, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY IT-- 688 00:50:14,501 --> 00:50:15,709 MEL? 689 00:50:16,833 --> 00:50:18,018 MEL? 690 00:50:18,042 --> 00:50:19,143 MEL! 691 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:20,292 MEL, BABY! 692 00:50:21,749 --> 00:50:23,685 SHE'S NOT HERE. I SEARCHED THE WHOLE HOUSE, 693 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:26,725 INSIDE AND... INSIDE. SHE'S NOT PICKING UP. 694 00:50:26,749 --> 00:50:29,018 OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING HER TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 695 00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:30,644 WELL, SHE'S GONNA BELATE. 696 00:50:30,668 --> 00:50:32,226 - OH,REALLY, - MARSHALL? 697 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,018 MAYBE SHE WALKED. NO! IT IS 6.5 MILES! 698 00:50:35,042 --> 00:50:37,101 SO CALL THE SCHOOL. THEY'LL LET US KNOW WHEN SHE GETS THERE. 699 00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:39,644 NO, NO. HER BACKPACK IS UPSTAIRS. SHE'S RUN AWAY. 700 00:50:39,668 --> 00:50:40,725 WHY DO YOU IMMEDIATELY JUMP TO "RUN AWAY"? 701 00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:41,809 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER LAST TIME YOU SAW HER? 702 00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:43,725 OH, AND IT'S ME. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 703 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:45,477 WHAT'S GOING ON? MEL'S MISSING. 704 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,185 I MEAN, WHY WOULD SHE RUN AWAY? 705 00:50:47,209 --> 00:50:49,143 WHYWOULDN'TSHE? 706 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:51,644 NO, SHE DIDN'T RUN AWAY. 707 00:50:51,668 --> 00:50:54,143 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? JUST SHUT IT! 708 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:56,143 I HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE! DRIVE AROUND, SOMETHING! 709 00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,602 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE? 710 00:50:57,626 --> 00:50:59,726 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GOT A GPS IN HER... 711 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:02,560 She saw you the other night. 712 00:51:02,584 --> 00:51:03,935 In thebathroom! 713 00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:05,226 MARSHALL! 714 00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,668 I'LL DRIVE! 715 00:51:08,584 --> 00:51:10,310 UH, MAYBE JOY KNOWS WHERE SHE IS. 716 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:11,893 I-I'M GONNA GO WITH KYLE, BABY. 717 00:51:11,917 --> 00:51:14,749 YOU STAY HERE, HOLD THE FORT IN CASE MEL COMES BACK. 718 00:51:31,959 --> 00:51:35,352 BEETHOVEN.ODE TO JOY! 719 00:51:35,376 --> 00:51:38,542 WELL, I'M NOT AS UN-FREAKIN'-CULTURED AS I LOOK. 720 00:51:40,376 --> 00:51:41,976 Oh, my God. 721 00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:45,935 JOY? 722 00:51:47,959 --> 00:51:49,726 JOY? JOY! 723 00:51:51,749 --> 00:51:52,750 JOY? 724 00:51:55,749 --> 00:51:57,725 WH-WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 725 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:03,725 WHERE ARE...?DON'T TALK. 726 00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:04,893 JUST LISTEN. 727 00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:06,125 NO. 728 00:52:12,376 --> 00:52:14,809 KYLE, BABY! NO! 729 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:17,185 UNTIL YOU TELL MOM THE NAKED TRUTH, 730 00:52:17,209 --> 00:52:18,976 I AM OFFICIALLY ON STRIKE. 731 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,226 YEAH. UH... NO CAN DO. 732 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:25,792 LET ME HELP YOU. 733 00:52:27,749 --> 00:52:29,725 YEAH... UH... OHH! 734 00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,143 ARE YOU OKAY? 735 00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:32,435 YEAH. 736 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,018 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 737 00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:36,018 OH, SO YOUWANTHER TO FIND OUT THROUGH HER TEENAGE DAUGHTER? 738 00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:37,893 NO! THANK YOU. 739 00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:39,226 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES. 740 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,725 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP ON THAT. 741 00:52:40,749 --> 00:52:43,143 FOUR AND A HALF. 742 00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:44,726 WHO WAS THAT? 743 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,292 OHH... WORK. 744 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:52,226 JOY? 745 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,459 JOY! 746 00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:56,167 JOY. 747 00:52:57,250 --> 00:53:00,250 JOY. JOY.JOY. 748 00:53:01,292 --> 00:53:03,725 UH... UH... 749 00:53:13,749 --> 00:53:15,334 COME ON, COME ON! 750 00:53:20,459 --> 00:53:22,435 SO SHEWASDYING... 751 00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:25,749 AND THEN SHEWASN'T... AND NOW SHEMIGHTBE? 752 00:53:26,749 --> 00:53:28,060 JOY IS GOING TO BE FINE. 753 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,477 UM... UM, CAN WE SEE HER? 754 00:53:31,501 --> 00:53:33,725 I ASSUME YOU'RE KYLE. YES. 755 00:53:33,749 --> 00:53:36,560 I MADE NOTES. SHE WAS VERY, UM... 756 00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:38,560 PARTICULAR ABOUT SOME OF THE DETAILS. 757 00:53:38,584 --> 00:53:41,560 SHE SAID SHE TOOK TWO TINY SLEEPING PILLS SO SHE COULD SLEEP. 758 00:53:41,584 --> 00:53:43,185 WE PUMPED HER STOMACH 759 00:53:43,209 --> 00:53:46,435 BECAUSE YOU TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. 760 00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:49,101 WAIT. YOU SAID THAT SHE COULD BE SUICIDAL! 761 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,725 CAN'T QUOTE ME ON THAT. 762 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:54,768 ANYWAY, SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE YOUR ANNOYING FACE AGAIN. 763 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:57,893 THERE WAS MORE ABOUT YOUR FACE AND SOME OF THE OTHER PARTS OF YOUR ANATOMY. 764 00:53:57,917 --> 00:53:59,185 WHAT ROOM IS SHE IN? 765 00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:00,725 SHE MADE HERSELF QUITE CLEAR. 766 00:54:00,749 --> 00:54:03,477 DON'T FORGET TO VALIDATE YOUR PARKING. 767 00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:05,725 THAT IS THE CRAPPIEST DELIVERY OF GOOD NEWS 768 00:54:05,749 --> 00:54:07,833 THAT I'VE EVER HEARD. 769 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:14,976 IT'S HER OBITUARY. 770 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,726 I THOUGHTYOUWERE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THAT. 771 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:21,167 WHAT DOES IT SAY? THERE'S A NOTE. 772 00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:26,143 "KYLE. I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW I NEVER NEEDED 773 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:29,560 "YOUR HELP WRITING MY OBITUARY. 774 00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:31,726 I WANTED SOMEONE SWEET AND FUN..." 775 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:34,018 Joy:...TO SHARE MY LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. 776 00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:35,809 I KNEW IF I ASKED YOU TO WRITE IT, 777 00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:38,435 YOU'D HAVE TO HANG AROUND AND GET TO KNOW ME. 778 00:54:38,459 --> 00:54:39,809 YOU WERE CHARMING AND INTERESTING, 779 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,725 AND THEN I JUST COULDN'T TELL YOU THE TRUTH 780 00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:44,018 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END. 781 00:54:44,042 --> 00:54:45,809 BUT IT HAS TO END, 782 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:47,833 BEFORE YOU GET HURT BECAUSE OF ME. 783 00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,352 I HAVE TO MOVE FORWARD ALONE NOW. 784 00:54:53,376 --> 00:54:55,018 I'M SORRY I PULLED YOU IN, 785 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:57,435 BUT I'LL NEVER BE SORRY I MET YOU. 786 00:54:57,459 --> 00:55:00,060 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 787 00:55:00,084 --> 00:55:01,725 I HOPE YOU'LL AGREE, 788 00:55:01,749 --> 00:55:03,560 MY OBIT'S THE CLASSIEST, 789 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:07,143 SASSIEST YOU'VE EVER READ. 790 00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:10,935 GET IT OUT TO THE WORLD FOR ME. 791 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:13,560 "KNUCKLES. JOY." 792 00:55:13,584 --> 00:55:15,726 KNUCKLES? 793 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,726 WHAT'S KNUCKLES? 794 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:21,935 IT'S... NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 795 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:24,584 OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 796 00:55:26,501 --> 00:55:28,725 I'M GONNA CALL THEM. IT'S TOO EARLY TO INVOLVE THE COPS! 797 00:55:28,749 --> 00:55:32,518 IT IS NOT! NO IT ISN'T! YOU HAVE TO WAIT, LIKE... TWENTY-FOUR, FORTY-EIGHT-- 798 00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:34,101 IT JUST HASN'T BEEN ENOUGH HOURS. 799 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:36,749 NO, I DON'T CARE. IT'S MY DAUGHTER. PATS! 800 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,268 WHAT? 801 00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:51,685 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING. 802 00:55:51,709 --> 00:55:54,143 WE CALLED YOUR PHONE A THOUSAND TIMES, YOUR SCHOOL. 803 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:56,268 YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CUT OUT WHENEVER YOU PLEASE 804 00:55:56,292 --> 00:55:57,726 AND WORRY YOUR PARENTS TO THEIR DEATHBED? 805 00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:59,477 YOU GET A MENTAL HEALTH DAY. 806 00:55:59,501 --> 00:56:00,749 CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 807 00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:03,935 OKAY. 808 00:56:03,959 --> 00:56:05,352 YOU HUNGRY? 809 00:56:05,376 --> 00:56:06,584 NO. 810 00:56:07,749 --> 00:56:09,352 I CAN MAKE YOU A GRILLED CHEESE 811 00:56:09,376 --> 00:56:11,725 WITH THE CRUSTS CUT OFF... NO? 812 00:56:11,749 --> 00:56:13,518 No? 813 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:34,644 HOW... AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER? 814 00:56:34,668 --> 00:56:37,018 DON'T TELL HER. 815 00:56:37,042 --> 00:56:38,459 SHOW HER. 816 00:56:40,459 --> 00:56:44,644 WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? SUIT UP! 817 00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:45,725 NO! 818 00:56:45,749 --> 00:56:47,167 MOM! 819 00:57:09,584 --> 00:57:12,725 GO AWAY. I'M SORRY. I BECAME A MORON TEMPORARILY. 820 00:57:12,749 --> 00:57:14,501 I GOT YOUR NOTE! 821 00:57:16,376 --> 00:57:17,584 JOY-- 822 00:57:20,584 --> 00:57:21,749 I-- 823 00:58:03,959 --> 00:58:05,851 WHAT IS IT, MARSHALL? 824 00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:08,060 COULD YOU COME TO OUR ROOM FOR A SEC? 825 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:11,459 NOT ANOTHER STUPID TATTOO. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU DO. 826 00:58:21,584 --> 00:58:22,750 UH... 827 00:58:53,749 --> 00:58:56,101 IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE? 828 00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:58,560 OH, THANK GOD. I THOUGHT I STRUCK YOU MUTE. 829 00:58:58,584 --> 00:59:00,851 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU ARE JUST BEING 830 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:03,167 SUPER-PREPARED FOR THIS YEAR'S HALLOWEEN. 831 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:09,750 I AMNOTHAVING AN AFFAIR, PATS. 832 00:59:13,959 --> 00:59:16,809 I LIKE TRYING ON LADY CLOTHES. 833 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,833 MAKES ME HAPPY. 834 00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:27,725 I GO TO THE MALL AFTER WORK, 835 00:59:27,749 --> 00:59:30,725 AND... I-I TRY ON LINGERIE. 836 00:59:30,749 --> 00:59:32,935 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU. 837 00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:35,726 I'MNOT... 838 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:38,726 HAVING AN AFFAIR, UNLESS IT'S WITH... 839 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:41,749 - THE J. - LO COLLECTION AT J.C. PENNEY. 840 00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,084 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 841 00:59:49,668 --> 00:59:52,644 NO, PUT YOUR ROBE BACK ON, I'M BEGGING YOU. 842 00:59:55,750 --> 01:00:00,143 CAN WE HAVE DINNER NOW THAT THIS RIDICULOUS CHARADE IS OVER? 843 01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:01,584 I'M STARVING. 844 01:00:53,167 --> 01:00:55,250 KYLE? 845 01:01:00,749 --> 01:01:02,750 BARELY TOUCHED YOUR FOOD, SON. 846 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,459 HE DIDN'T MAKE JOY GO BYE-BYE, KYLE, BABY. 847 01:01:18,584 --> 01:01:20,725 HE JUST SOLD ALL OF MY STUFF 848 01:01:20,749 --> 01:01:23,726 AND TRANSFORMED MY BEDROOM INTO A BATHROOM. 849 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,352 WELL, YOU NEVER CAME HOME. 850 01:01:26,376 --> 01:01:29,644 GLORIA NEEDED A BIGGER BATHROOM FOR ALL OF HER CRAP. 851 01:01:29,668 --> 01:01:30,725 IDOHAVE A LOT OF CRAP! 852 01:01:30,749 --> 01:01:32,725 MORE BRUSSELS SPROUTS, ANYONE? 853 01:01:32,749 --> 01:01:35,018 I'M NOT STUPID. THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE NOW 854 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:37,501 IS 'CAUSE YOU HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 855 01:01:38,959 --> 01:01:41,560 AND WHY ELSE WOULD I COME HOME, DAD? 856 01:01:41,584 --> 01:01:44,060 I SEND YOU MY BOOK. 857 01:01:44,084 --> 01:01:46,518 NO RESPONSE. AWW. ZILCH. 858 01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:49,310 YOU WANTED A THANK-YOU CARD. 859 01:01:49,334 --> 01:01:51,393 WOW, I'M SO INSENSITIVE. ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO. 860 01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:53,060 THANKS FOR LEAVING, TURNING YOUR BACK, 861 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:55,685 AND MAILING US YOUR BOOK. 862 01:01:55,709 --> 01:01:57,809 TURNING MY BACK? 863 01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:59,101 MM-HMM. 864 01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:00,749 I TURNEDMYBACK? 865 01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:11,725 YOU... 866 01:02:11,749 --> 01:02:14,726 DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... 867 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,626 TO SAVE HER. 868 01:02:18,709 --> 01:02:20,060 YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL. 869 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:23,060 YOU COME BACK HERE, YOU IGNORE EVERYONE. 870 01:02:23,084 --> 01:02:25,310 YOU ACT LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS. 871 01:02:25,334 --> 01:02:27,101 OH, GOD, HONEY, PLEASE. 872 01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,893 SKIRTING THE TRUTH. HM. 873 01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:33,685 BLATANTLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYBODY HERE. - HETRIED, - MAN. 874 01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:34,851 YOU WEREN'T HERE. 875 01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,725 MARSHALL, PLEASE. 876 01:02:36,749 --> 01:02:39,268 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 877 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:41,060 HE NEVER DID ANYTHING 878 01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:43,809 TO GET HER ANY-- ANY HELP. 879 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:46,725 MOM DIDN'T WANT ANY HELP. 880 01:02:46,749 --> 01:02:48,226 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO STOP. 881 01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:49,626 THAT'S NOT THE--! 882 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:55,143 HE-- HE HAS BEEN MAD AT ME... 883 01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,725 FORYEARS 884 01:02:56,749 --> 01:02:59,725 BECAUSEIWROTE THE TRUTH. 885 01:02:59,749 --> 01:03:01,101 REALLY? YES. 886 01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:03,725 I NEVER READ IT. YOU-- WHAT? 887 01:03:03,749 --> 01:03:06,584 I NEVER READ YOUR GODDAMN BOOK, OKAY? 888 01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:24,749 You shoulda got the book on tape, like I did. 889 01:03:29,842 --> 01:03:31,884 MORE GLAZED CARROTS, ANYONE? 890 01:03:43,301 --> 01:03:45,967 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOT GONNA WASTE THE DAMN MEAT. 891 01:04:04,759 --> 01:04:06,526 FOR THE RECORD, 892 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:08,550 I READ YOUR BOOK THREE TIMES. 893 01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:14,444 I THINK MINE'S DONE, IF YOU... 894 01:04:14,468 --> 01:04:16,800 MAYBE WANNA READ IT. 895 01:04:18,549 --> 01:04:21,525 NO NEPOTISTIC SUGARCOATING THOUGH, 896 01:04:21,549 --> 01:04:23,526 OKAY? 897 01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:25,384 I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 898 01:05:59,549 --> 01:06:00,550 CAN'T SLEEP? 899 01:06:05,759 --> 01:06:07,092 I DON'T SLEEP. 900 01:06:13,759 --> 01:06:15,735 BEFORE THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN, YOUR MOTHER HAD 901 01:06:15,759 --> 01:06:17,943 THIS 10-MINUTE HICCUPPING FIT. 902 01:06:17,967 --> 01:06:19,550 COULDN'T GET RID OF 'EM. 903 01:06:21,967 --> 01:06:23,549 WE LAUGHED SO HARD. 904 01:06:27,967 --> 01:06:29,550 OH, I MISS HER. 905 01:06:31,967 --> 01:06:33,967 I MISS HER LIKE... 906 01:06:38,384 --> 01:06:41,800 LIKE NOBODY'S INVENTED THE WORD YET. 907 01:06:59,384 --> 01:07:02,301 I CAN'T LEAVE YOUR MOTHER. 908 01:07:08,176 --> 01:07:10,485 HOW LONG? 909 01:07:10,509 --> 01:07:13,152 THREE YEARS... 910 01:07:13,176 --> 01:07:14,485 FOUR MONTHS... 911 01:07:14,509 --> 01:07:18,360 SIXTEEN DAYS, GIVE OR TAKE. 912 01:07:18,384 --> 01:07:20,526 OH, LISTEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT RAP MUSIC, 913 01:07:20,550 --> 01:07:22,152 I HATE THE DAMN STUFF. 914 01:07:22,176 --> 01:07:25,526 IT'S THE ONLY MUSIC YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LISTEN TO. 915 01:07:25,550 --> 01:07:27,735 GLORIA DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND IT, SO... 916 01:07:27,759 --> 01:07:30,152 DO YOU... 917 01:07:30,176 --> 01:07:32,592 DO YOU LOVE HER? 918 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:40,759 SHE LOVES ME. 919 01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:51,759 DON'T LET THAT GIRL GO. 920 01:07:53,550 --> 01:07:56,176 JUST DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 921 01:08:00,550 --> 01:08:02,526 SHE... 922 01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:03,943 SHE WON'T... 923 01:08:03,967 --> 01:08:06,485 SHE WON'T TALK TO ME. SHE WON'T... 924 01:08:06,509 --> 01:08:08,426 COME OUT OF HER HOUSE. 925 01:08:11,176 --> 01:08:13,633 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 926 01:08:25,549 --> 01:08:27,842 WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT. 927 01:08:32,967 --> 01:08:35,549 YOU KNOW, WE TRIED EVERYTHING WITH YOUR MOTHER. 928 01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:42,967 EVERYTHING. 929 01:09:27,549 --> 01:09:33,609 JOY! 930 01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:40,525 OH. KYLE! 931 01:09:40,549 --> 01:09:41,943 COME ON! 932 01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:46,152 GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS! COME ON! 933 01:09:46,176 --> 01:09:48,026 KYLE, COME ON! 934 01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:49,925 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! HA! 935 01:09:53,384 --> 01:09:55,860 OH, MYGOD! WHAT... ARE YOUOKAY? 936 01:09:55,884 --> 01:09:58,068 WHEN SHE CAME OUT, YOU WERE SLEEPING. 937 01:09:58,092 --> 01:09:59,525 WE PANICKED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 938 01:09:59,549 --> 01:10:01,068 WE'VE GOT HER TIED UP REALLY NICE! 939 01:10:01,092 --> 01:10:02,525 YES! AND I AM UNTYING HER! 940 01:10:02,549 --> 01:10:04,068 YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE NOW. 941 01:10:04,092 --> 01:10:05,485 SHE HAS TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. 942 01:10:05,509 --> 01:10:06,651 YES, AND THAT ALL MAKES SENSE... 943 01:10:06,675 --> 01:10:08,193 UH-HUH. ...UNTIL YOU BRING IN THE WHOLE PART 944 01:10:08,217 --> 01:10:10,110 THAT IT'S ACRIMETHING! 945 01:10:10,134 --> 01:10:13,318 OUT! I'M SORRY, JOY. I'M SORRY. 946 01:10:13,342 --> 01:10:15,026 ALL RIGHT, GO, GO, GO. WE'RE LEAVING, WE'RE LEAVING. 947 01:10:15,050 --> 01:10:16,318 YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. I'MNOTMAKING A MISTAKE! 948 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:17,901 I'M GOING, I'M GOING! JEEZ! OUT! 949 01:10:17,925 --> 01:10:20,009 LIKE, GO ROB A BANK OR SOMETHING! 950 01:10:21,549 --> 01:10:23,651 I AM... OHH...! 951 01:10:23,675 --> 01:10:25,525 OH, GOD, I AM SORRY. 952 01:10:25,549 --> 01:10:28,068 GET ME OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. 953 01:10:28,092 --> 01:10:30,525 YES, YES. UH... 954 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,318 Y-YOU WROTE THE CLASSIEST, SASSIEST OBIT 955 01:10:34,342 --> 01:10:35,901 THAT I-I'VE EVER READ, AND I DON'T WANT IT 956 01:10:35,925 --> 01:10:37,525 TO BE PUBLISHED FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 957 01:10:37,549 --> 01:10:38,901 WELL, I DON'T HAVE LONG, KYLE. 958 01:10:38,925 --> 01:10:40,735 HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION? 959 01:10:40,759 --> 01:10:42,549 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DYING. 960 01:10:45,176 --> 01:10:48,068 THE DOCTORS, THEY CAN'T FIND ANYTHING PHYSICALLY WRONG WITH YOU. 961 01:10:48,092 --> 01:10:50,693 MENTALLY COULD BE A WHOLE OTHER STORY AT THIS POINT. 962 01:10:50,717 --> 01:10:52,693 YOU'RE CRAZY. I'MCRAZY? 963 01:10:52,717 --> 01:10:54,693 YES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 964 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:57,526 PLEASE, PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME. ALL RIGHT. 965 01:10:57,550 --> 01:11:00,943 THAT MRI, IT DIDN'T EVEN SHOW A CRACKED TOENAIL. 966 01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:03,235 AND THAT'S A BAD THING...? YES, BECAUSE IF I'M NOT... 967 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,525 DYING OF A DISEASE, IT MEANS THAT I'M DYING OF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED, 968 01:11:05,549 --> 01:11:06,818 SOMETHING THAT I DON'T SEE COMING! 969 01:11:06,842 --> 01:11:09,549 BUT WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'REDYINGAT ALL? 970 01:11:14,549 --> 01:11:17,901 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'? SHH! 971 01:11:17,925 --> 01:11:19,925 BECAUSE HE'S NEVER WRONG. 972 01:11:21,759 --> 01:11:24,860 WHO IS-- WHO IS NEVER WRONG? 973 01:11:24,884 --> 01:11:27,526 WHO IS NEVER WRONG? WHO? 974 01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:29,384 CAESAR, OKAY? 975 01:11:31,384 --> 01:11:32,549 CAESAR? 976 01:11:35,384 --> 01:11:36,592 CAESAR THE CAT? 977 01:11:38,176 --> 01:11:40,110 HE'S PSYCHIC. 978 01:11:40,134 --> 01:11:42,525 THE CAT? 979 01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:43,549 YES. 980 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:48,609 A PSYCHIC CAT TOLD YOU YOU WERE GOING TO DIE. YES. 981 01:11:48,633 --> 01:11:52,525 EVERY RESIDENT THAT CAESAR PEES ON DIES WITHIN A FEW WEEKS. 982 01:11:52,549 --> 01:11:55,444 SOMEHOW, HE JUSTKNOWS. 983 01:11:55,468 --> 01:11:57,176 KYLE, CAESAR PEED ON ME. 984 01:12:00,759 --> 01:12:03,301 MAYBE HE HAS A BLADDER CONDITION, THEN. 985 01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:08,026 I'M... SORRY! SORRY! LISTEN! 986 01:12:08,050 --> 01:12:10,026 I CAN'T-- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE THIS! 987 01:12:10,050 --> 01:12:12,259 GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T. 988 01:12:14,925 --> 01:12:16,943 I'M GOING TO BED NOW! 989 01:12:16,967 --> 01:12:18,217 FOREVER! 990 01:12:21,134 --> 01:12:22,651 JOY. 991 01:12:22,675 --> 01:12:24,943 JOY! 992 01:12:24,967 --> 01:12:26,235 JOY. 993 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,818 J-JOY! 994 01:12:27,842 --> 01:12:30,943 JOY! 995 01:12:30,967 --> 01:12:33,235 KYLE, BABY. 996 01:12:33,259 --> 01:12:35,943 I ONCE KNEW THIS GIRL WHO HAD A PSYCHIC TWAT. 997 01:12:35,967 --> 01:12:37,776 ANY GUY WHO GOT CLOSE, 998 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,402 SHE KNEW IF HE HAD AN STD OR NOT. 999 01:12:40,426 --> 01:12:42,525 I THINK WHAT GLORIA IS TRYING TO SAY 1000 01:12:42,549 --> 01:12:44,402 IS THAT MAYBE IT ISN'T IMPOSSIBLE 1001 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:46,526 THAT THIS CAT HAS PSYCHIC ABILITIES. 1002 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:47,818 EXACTLY. 1003 01:12:47,842 --> 01:12:50,026 YOU GOTTA PROVE TO HER SHE'S CRAZY, MAN! 1004 01:12:50,050 --> 01:12:52,525 I MEAN, NO CAT PEE EVER KILLED ANYBODY! 1005 01:12:52,549 --> 01:12:54,525 I DON'T THINK IT'S THE PEE PER SE, MARSH. 1006 01:12:54,549 --> 01:12:57,026 SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER. SHOWER HER WITH ROMANCE. 1007 01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:59,525 I KNOW SOME HOT STRIP-O-GRAMS. 1008 01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:02,360 THROW HER A LIVING FUNERAL. 1009 01:13:02,384 --> 01:13:05,525 I WAS PLANNING ONE ONE FOR YOUR MOM, 1010 01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:08,217 BUT SHE PASSED BEFORE WE GOT TO DO IT. 1011 01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:19,152 NO, I WANT THEBEST CHAIRS YOU GOT. 1012 01:13:19,176 --> 01:13:21,525 WHAT, DO I SOUND LIKE A CHEAPWAD? 1013 01:13:21,549 --> 01:13:23,943 YEAH, WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE A DICKWAD. 1014 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:26,901 UH, THANKS, GLORIA. I BEEN THROUGH ALL OF 'EM. 1015 01:13:26,925 --> 01:13:29,525 I THINK I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS ONE. 1016 01:13:29,549 --> 01:13:31,633 OH, I LIKE IT, BUT IS IT BIG ENOUGH? 1017 01:13:38,134 --> 01:13:40,525 OKAY, IT'S A SHORT SPEECH, 1018 01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:42,176 NOT A NOVEL. 1019 01:13:48,384 --> 01:13:51,384 NO NEPOTISTIC SUGARCOATING, RIGHT? 1020 01:14:02,384 --> 01:14:05,967 IF SHE DOESN'T LOVE THIS, SHE'S DEFINITELY DERANGED. 1021 01:14:18,967 --> 01:14:20,633 KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING. 1022 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,943 LITTLE BUGGER'S BLADDER WILL BE SO FULL, 1023 01:14:33,967 --> 01:14:36,152 HE'LL BE PEEING EVERYWHERE, ON EVERYONE, WITH ANY LUCK. 1024 01:14:36,176 --> 01:14:38,152 SHE'LL SEE HER THEORY DISINTEGRATE INTO THIN AIR. 1025 01:14:38,176 --> 01:14:40,651 I'LL DO MY DAMNDEST TO MAKE SURE HE PEES ON ME, MAN. 1026 01:14:40,675 --> 01:14:43,068 THAT IS ONE STINKY PUSS, THOUGH. 1027 01:14:43,092 --> 01:14:45,525 I THINK HE'S OLD. JUST DRIVE. GO! 1028 01:14:45,549 --> 01:14:49,068 HA HA HA HA! 1029 01:14:49,092 --> 01:14:50,485 YEAH. YEAH. 1030 01:14:50,509 --> 01:14:51,901 YOU'RE THIRSTY, AREN'T YOU? 1031 01:14:51,925 --> 01:14:53,525 YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM. HUHP. COME ON. 1032 01:14:53,549 --> 01:14:54,776 MILK DOES A PUSSY GOOD. 1033 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,152 COME ON. CAESAR, LOOK. 1034 01:14:56,176 --> 01:14:57,444 COME ON. HERE. 1035 01:14:57,468 --> 01:14:58,943 RIGHT HERE. CAESAR. COME ON. 1036 01:14:58,967 --> 01:15:00,092 COME ON. 1037 01:15:31,384 --> 01:15:34,525 WOW. YOU'RE LOOKING DELIGHTFULLY DAPPER. 1038 01:15:34,549 --> 01:15:36,360 YEAH. 1039 01:15:36,384 --> 01:15:38,525 LOT OF GOOD IT'S DOING ME, HUH? 1040 01:15:38,549 --> 01:15:41,759 DID YOU GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR ME? 1041 01:15:44,550 --> 01:15:46,735 I'LL GO IF YOU GO. 1042 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,526 BUT YOU'RE NOT COMING? 1043 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,759 ARE YOU? 1044 01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:57,152 WOULD IT BE EASIER IF YOU WEREN'T YOU? 1045 01:15:57,176 --> 01:15:59,525 OH, YEAH, CAN I BE BRAD PITT, PLEASE? THANK YOU. 1046 01:15:59,549 --> 01:16:02,360 ALAN. WHAT? 1047 01:16:02,384 --> 01:16:03,549 TRUST ME. 1048 01:16:06,176 --> 01:16:07,943 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 1049 01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:09,592 HA! 1050 01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:14,525 But she's not here. It's a... 1051 01:16:14,549 --> 01:16:16,525 Okay, okay, okay,okay! 1052 01:16:16,549 --> 01:16:18,525 All right, just... 1053 01:16:18,549 --> 01:16:19,609 Ahem. 1054 01:16:19,633 --> 01:16:23,152 DUDE... SHE'S NOT COMING. 1055 01:16:23,176 --> 01:16:24,818 I'LL TAPE IT FOR HER. 1056 01:16:24,842 --> 01:16:26,818 COME ON, GO AHEAD. 1057 01:16:26,842 --> 01:16:29,549 Gonna rock. Gonna be awesome. 1058 01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:38,360 UM... 1059 01:16:38,384 --> 01:16:40,152 UH, OUR-- OUR GUEST OF HONOR 1060 01:16:40,176 --> 01:16:42,444 SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DELAYED. 1061 01:16:57,550 --> 01:16:59,152 ONE LAST THING. 1062 01:16:59,176 --> 01:17:00,549 What's that? 1063 01:17:16,967 --> 01:17:19,152 RIGHT. 1064 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:21,525 GET INTO CHARACTER. 1065 01:17:26,550 --> 01:17:29,384 I can't do this. I'm sorry. 1066 01:17:31,509 --> 01:17:34,609 UH, I-I-I'VE BEEN PENNING HER OBITUARY 1067 01:17:34,633 --> 01:17:39,525 FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS AS PART OF MY NEW BOOK, 1068 01:17:39,549 --> 01:17:44,152 BUT I-IT'S BECOME APPARENT THAT THIS... 1069 01:17:44,176 --> 01:17:47,943 ODE TO MY JOY... 1070 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:49,943 HAS BEEN PREDETERMINED TO COME TO LIFE 1071 01:17:49,967 --> 01:17:52,050 IN-- IN THIS MOMENT. 1072 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:41,967 THIS IS GREAT. 1073 01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:48,943 YOU'RE DOING IT. 1074 01:18:48,967 --> 01:18:50,526 This is ridiculous! 1075 01:18:50,550 --> 01:18:53,759 YOU'RE DOING IT! YOU'RE DOING IT, BOZO! 1076 01:19:00,550 --> 01:19:01,985 TODAY WE MOURN THE PASSING 1077 01:19:02,009 --> 01:19:05,193 OF OUR BELOVED JOY HELENA BAILEY, 29. 1078 01:19:05,217 --> 01:19:07,444 SHE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR HER GENEROSITY 1079 01:19:07,468 --> 01:19:10,318 TO THE HOMELESS, KINDNESS TO SENIORS AND 1080 01:19:10,342 --> 01:19:13,152 DEAD BIRDS, 1081 01:19:13,176 --> 01:19:15,735 OVERCOMING HER FEROCIOUS FEAR OF CLOWNS, 1082 01:19:15,759 --> 01:19:20,152 AND LEAVING HER MARK ON THE WORLD IN... 1083 01:19:20,176 --> 01:19:22,735 TRULY INNOVATIVE WAYS. 1084 01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:26,525 SHE IS SURVIVED BY THE BOY-NEXT-DOOR-GONE-WRONG, 1085 01:19:26,549 --> 01:19:28,444 WHO... 1086 01:19:33,384 --> 01:19:34,818 CONTINUE. 1087 01:19:34,842 --> 01:19:36,426 UM... 1088 01:19:38,549 --> 01:19:40,842 UH, THE BOY-NEXT-DOOR- GONE-WRONG, WHO... 1089 01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:03,525 YOU-- YOU MAKE ME FEEL THE MOST TERRIFYING HAPPINESS 1090 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,301 THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN. 1091 01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:10,092 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO END YET. 1092 01:20:11,176 --> 01:20:13,526 KYLE... 1093 01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:16,860 I THOUGHT THIS CELEBRATION WAS YOUR WAY OF SAYING 1094 01:20:16,884 --> 01:20:19,525 THAT YOU UNDERSTAND AND YOU ACCEPT. 1095 01:20:19,549 --> 01:20:22,526 YES. 1096 01:20:22,550 --> 01:20:23,967 YOUAREDYING. 1097 01:20:25,967 --> 01:20:27,735 SO IS EVERYONE HERE. 1098 01:20:27,759 --> 01:20:30,444 I COULD DIE TOMORROW, BEFORE YOU, 1099 01:20:30,468 --> 01:20:34,526 BUT... YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE 1100 01:20:34,550 --> 01:20:36,525 BECAUSE A CAT PEED ON YOU. 1101 01:20:36,549 --> 01:20:37,609 YES, SHE IS! 1102 01:20:37,633 --> 01:20:38,985 NO, SIR, SHE'S NOT! 1103 01:20:39,009 --> 01:20:41,402 YES, SHE IS! 1104 01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:49,860 FINALLY DRAG MY ASS OUTSIDE, AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. 1105 01:20:49,884 --> 01:20:51,549 OUTSTANDING. 1106 01:20:57,384 --> 01:21:00,485 ALAN, I-I AM SO SORRY. 1107 01:21:00,509 --> 01:21:02,526 HE'S-- HE'S FINE. 1108 01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:04,259 HE'S JUST A-- A CAT. 1109 01:21:07,967 --> 01:21:09,277 THIS IS ASININE! 1110 01:21:09,301 --> 01:21:10,675 YOU'RE THE ASININE. 1111 01:21:11,884 --> 01:21:13,549 JOY. 1112 01:21:21,549 --> 01:21:22,550 MARSHALL. 1113 01:21:23,759 --> 01:21:25,549 WILL YOU STOP FILMING? 1114 01:21:31,550 --> 01:21:33,277 Woman:PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE 1115 01:21:33,301 --> 01:21:35,402 FOR THE ALEXIS AGENCY AT THE BEEP. 1116 01:21:37,176 --> 01:21:39,609 Kyle:HI. UH... 1117 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:43,735 I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE BOOK IS, UM... 1118 01:21:43,759 --> 01:21:45,026 NOT DONE. 1119 01:21:46,549 --> 01:21:47,693 SORRY. 1120 01:21:47,717 --> 01:21:49,176 I, UM... 1121 01:21:51,176 --> 01:21:53,525 I JUST COULDN'T FINISH IT. 1122 01:21:53,549 --> 01:21:55,651 THIS STORY WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE, 1123 01:21:55,675 --> 01:21:58,525 I GUESS. 1124 01:21:58,549 --> 01:22:01,526 BUT I AM GOING TO SEND YOU SOMETHING ELSE, 1125 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:05,735 BY THIS PROMISING YOUNG AUTHOR I KNOW. 1126 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:08,360 IT'S, UH... 1127 01:22:08,384 --> 01:22:11,426 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 1128 01:22:28,759 --> 01:22:32,485 IT'S INVIGORATING, THIS THING CALLED FRESH AIR. 1129 01:22:32,509 --> 01:22:33,651 WANNA JOIN US? 1130 01:22:33,675 --> 01:22:34,943 UH, RAIN CHECK? 1131 01:22:34,967 --> 01:22:36,176 ALL RIGHT... 1132 01:22:44,092 --> 01:22:45,943 OOH! 1133 01:22:45,967 --> 01:22:48,152 DON'T SPIT IT OUT. 1134 01:22:48,176 --> 01:22:51,026 WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE GAME IF YOU'RE GONNA SPIT IT OUT? 1135 01:23:05,384 --> 01:23:06,759 HEY! 1136 01:24:31,549 --> 01:24:34,235 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED? 1137 01:24:34,259 --> 01:24:36,318 NOT-- NOT IN NATURE OR ON THE WATER? 1138 01:24:36,342 --> 01:24:39,318 COULDN'T WE JUST PUT HIM UP ON THE LITTLE SHELF UPSTAIRS, 1139 01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:40,525 LIKE MOM? 1140 01:24:40,549 --> 01:24:42,943 HE SAID, AND I QUOTE, 1141 01:24:42,967 --> 01:24:44,568 "WHEN I DIE, 1142 01:24:44,592 --> 01:24:48,759 I WANT YOU TO SHAKE MY ASHES WHERE YOU SHOOK MY WORLD." 1143 01:24:51,509 --> 01:24:53,651 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS FLOOR. 1144 01:24:53,675 --> 01:24:56,525 I MEAN, WE DID IT A-- A TRILLION TIMES, 1145 01:24:56,549 --> 01:24:58,901 RIGHT HERE. 1146 01:24:58,925 --> 01:25:01,485 THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 1147 01:25:01,509 --> 01:25:02,651 OH, HUSH. 1148 01:25:02,675 --> 01:25:05,402 AL, BABY, 1149 01:25:05,426 --> 01:25:07,526 ENJOY HEAVEN. 1150 01:25:07,550 --> 01:25:09,509 JUST NOT TOO MUCH. 1151 01:25:36,384 --> 01:25:39,360 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE... 1152 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:42,509 YOU KNOW, UM, I DON'T WANT IT TO BE ANYTHING SLUTTY. 1153 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:56,026 IT'S SO SOFT! 1154 01:25:58,384 --> 01:26:00,152 OHH! 1155 01:26:00,176 --> 01:26:02,609 Female Vocalist:♪ I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪ 1156 01:26:02,633 --> 01:26:04,943 ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW ♪ 1157 01:26:04,967 --> 01:26:07,152 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪ 1158 01:26:07,176 --> 01:26:09,526 ♪ I FEEL SO DOWN ♪ 1159 01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:12,110 ♪ I TAKE A LEFT ♪ 1160 01:26:12,134 --> 01:26:14,985 ♪ AND THEN A RIGHT ♪ 1161 01:26:15,009 --> 01:26:18,967 ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT I WILL SOMEHOW BE OKAY ♪ 1162 01:26:29,549 --> 01:26:32,675 ♪ IT'S RAINING CRYSTALS, I'M SO RICH ♪ 1163 01:26:34,550 --> 01:26:37,549 ♪ I SEE THE JOY IN EVERYTHING ♪ 1164 01:26:39,384 --> 01:26:42,235 ♪ AND MR. MOON SHINES DOWN ON ME ♪ 1165 01:26:42,259 --> 01:26:43,609 BYE, UNCLE KYLE. 1166 01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:47,943 ♪ EVERYWHERE SO I CAN SEE ♪ 1167 01:26:47,967 --> 01:26:50,525 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE ♪ 1168 01:26:50,549 --> 01:26:51,568 ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW ♪ 1169 01:26:51,592 --> 01:26:53,525 YOU PAY YOUR DAD AND ME A VISIT, YOU HEAR? 1170 01:26:53,549 --> 01:26:55,485 I WILL. 1171 01:26:55,509 --> 01:26:57,526 ♪ ...I FEEL SO DOWN ♪ 1172 01:26:57,550 --> 01:27:00,152 ♪ I TAKE A LEFT ♪ 1173 01:27:00,176 --> 01:27:03,735 ♪ AND THEN A RIGHT ♪ 1174 01:27:03,759 --> 01:27:06,193 HEY... KEEP IT UP, KID. 1175 01:27:06,217 --> 01:27:08,110 YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD. 1176 01:27:15,384 --> 01:27:17,568 TAKE CARE. 1177 01:27:17,592 --> 01:27:21,259 ♪ I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO PLAY ♪ 1178 01:27:22,550 --> 01:27:25,800 ♪ I SEE THE BUMBLE BEE, HE SAYS ♪ 1179 01:27:27,549 --> 01:27:31,318 ♪ HEY, LITTLE GIRL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? ♪ 1180 01:27:31,342 --> 01:27:34,525 ♪ I SAID TO HIM, I'M SO OKAY ♪ 1181 01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:35,609 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1182 01:27:35,633 --> 01:27:38,235 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪ 1183 01:27:38,259 --> 01:27:40,444 ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW ♪ 1184 01:27:40,468 --> 01:27:42,943 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪ 1185 01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:45,526 ♪ I FEEL SO DOWN ♪ 1186 01:27:45,550 --> 01:27:47,901 ♪ I TAKE A LEFT ♪ 1187 01:27:47,925 --> 01:27:50,943 ♪ AND THEN A RIGHT ♪ 1188 01:27:50,967 --> 01:27:54,592 ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT I WILL SOMEHOW BE OKAY ♪ 1189 01:27:57,549 --> 01:28:00,152 I-I LOVED YOUR DAD'S OBIT, 1190 01:28:00,176 --> 01:28:01,735 AND I'M SO SORRY. 1191 01:28:05,717 --> 01:28:10,943 YOU SHOULD GO BY THE HOUSE SOMETIME AND... 1192 01:28:10,967 --> 01:28:12,525 WALK ON HIM. 1193 01:28:12,549 --> 01:28:14,152 I DID. 1194 01:28:14,176 --> 01:28:16,549 THAT'S GOOD. 1195 01:28:21,549 --> 01:28:23,152 SO, UH, ARE YOU, UM... 1196 01:28:23,176 --> 01:28:25,526 ARE YOU STILL WITH US, OR AM I... 1197 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,842 TALKING TO A GHOST? 1198 01:28:28,925 --> 01:28:30,776 THIS IS THE REAL ME. 1199 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,068 FOR NOW. 1200 01:28:33,092 --> 01:28:36,176 BUT I'M-- I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT EVERY MILLISECOND. 1201 01:28:41,549 --> 01:28:43,675 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT INSTEAD? 1202 01:29:18,550 --> 01:29:20,943 WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? UM... 1203 01:29:20,967 --> 01:29:23,651 I HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE TREES. 1204 01:29:23,675 --> 01:29:25,884 THAT SOUNDS NICE. 1205 01:29:26,884 --> 01:29:28,318 GOOD. 1206 01:29:28,342 --> 01:29:29,693 PLEASANT. 1207 01:29:29,717 --> 01:29:30,985 SWELL. 1208 01:29:31,009 --> 01:29:32,985 PRETTY. 1209 01:29:33,009 --> 01:29:34,277 WONDERFUL. 1210 01:29:34,301 --> 01:29:35,525 INCREDIBLE. 1211 01:29:35,549 --> 01:29:37,735 LOVELY. 1212 01:29:37,759 --> 01:29:40,943 Male Vocalist:♪ WHERE YOU CAN BE YOURSELF ♪ 1213 01:29:40,967 --> 01:29:42,860 ♪ ARE THE RUMORS TRUE ♪ 1214 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,525 ♪ DID THEY REALLY FIND YOU ♪ 1215 01:29:44,549 --> 01:29:46,568 ♪ KNOCKING ON THE DOOR ♪ 1216 01:29:46,592 --> 01:29:51,360 ♪ DID YOU LOCK YOURSELF OUT AGAIN? ♪ 1217 01:29:51,384 --> 01:29:52,985 ♪ 'CAUSE EVEN WHEN THE WIND DIES ♪ 1218 01:29:53,009 --> 01:29:54,943 ♪ LEAVES STILL FALL ♪ 1219 01:29:54,967 --> 01:29:56,485 ♪ EVEN WHEN THE HEART SIGHS ♪ 1220 01:29:56,509 --> 01:29:59,943 ♪ YOU SMILE, STILL STAND TALL ♪ 1221 01:29:59,967 --> 01:30:03,050 ♪ WHATEVER HAPPENS, WELL ♪ 1222 01:30:04,549 --> 01:30:08,050 ♪ WHATEVER HAPPENS, WELL ♪ 1223 01:30:12,633 --> 01:30:17,525 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 1224 01:30:17,549 --> 01:30:19,068 ♪ WHOO-OOH OOH-OOH ♪ 1225 01:30:19,092 --> 01:30:22,068 ♪ THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS ♪ 1226 01:30:22,092 --> 01:30:23,651 ♪ WE MOVE IN OUR OWN TIME ♪ 1227 01:30:23,675 --> 01:30:25,525 ♪ JUST DON'T LET TIME ♪ 1228 01:30:25,549 --> 01:30:29,068 ♪ GET THE BETTER OF YOU ♪ 1229 01:30:29,092 --> 01:30:31,525 ♪ SEE THOSE HANDS ON THE CLOCK ♪ 1230 01:30:31,549 --> 01:30:33,525 ♪ WEREN'T MADE FOR PUSHING BACK ♪ 1231 01:30:33,549 --> 01:30:36,068 ♪ AND TOMORROW'S JUST A GHOST ♪ 1232 01:30:36,092 --> 01:30:39,525 ♪ THAT IS WAITING TO BE BORN ♪ 1233 01:30:39,549 --> 01:30:41,444 ♪ 'CAUSE EVEN WHEN THE WIND DIES ♪ 1234 01:30:41,468 --> 01:30:43,068 ♪ LEAVES STILL FALL ♪ 1235 01:30:43,092 --> 01:30:44,525 ♪ EVEN WHEN THE HEART SIGHS ♪ 1236 01:30:44,549 --> 01:30:47,943 ♪ YOU SMILE, STILL STAND TALL ♪ 1237 01:30:47,967 --> 01:30:51,549 ♪ WHATEVER HAPPENS, WELL ♪ 1238 01:30:52,759 --> 01:30:58,152 ♪ WHATEVER HAPPENS, WELL ♪ 1239 01:30:58,176 --> 01:30:59,776 ♪ 'CAUSE EVEN WHEN THE WIND DIES ♪ 1240 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:01,568 ♪ LEAVES STILL FALL ♪ 1241 01:31:01,592 --> 01:31:03,526 ♪ EVEN WHEN THE HEART SIGHS ♪ 1242 01:31:03,550 --> 01:31:06,735 ♪ YOU SMILE, STILL STAND TALL ♪ 1243 01:31:06,759 --> 01:31:12,735 ♪ WHATEVER HAPPENS, WELL ♪ 1244 01:31:18,884 --> 01:31:21,152 NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH. 1245 01:31:21,176 --> 01:31:23,525 COME-- DUH UH TUH TUH UH! 1246 01:31:23,549 --> 01:31:24,568 WHA--! 1247 01:31:24,592 --> 01:31:27,525 AH! HA HA HA HA! 1248 01:31:27,549 --> 01:31:28,735 OHH. 1249 01:31:36,967 --> 01:31:38,860 MNH. 1250 01:31:49,925 --> 01:31:51,568 Female Vocalist:♪ I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER ♪ 1251 01:31:51,592 --> 01:31:53,568 ♪ JUST HOW MANY TEARS THERE CAN ESCAPE ♪ 1252 01:31:53,592 --> 01:31:55,444 ♪ ONE MINUTE I'VE LOCKED 'EM UP FOR LIFE ♪ 1253 01:31:55,468 --> 01:31:56,609 ♪ THE NEXT THEY FLOOD THE GATES ♪ 1254 01:31:56,633 --> 01:31:58,525 ♪ AND I BLAME IT ON THE FISHING LINE ♪ 1255 01:31:58,549 --> 01:31:59,776 ♪ THAT DAZZLES WITH THE BAIT ♪ 1256 01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:01,525 ♪ OF GREENER GRASSES, REDDER WARNINGS ♪ 1257 01:32:01,549 --> 01:32:03,193 ♪ DARKER NIGHTS, AND BRIGHTER DAYS ♪ 1258 01:32:03,217 --> 01:32:04,609 ♪ I'M HOOKED ♪ 1259 01:32:04,633 --> 01:32:07,526 ♪ ADDICTED, YOU MIGHT SAY ♪ 1260 01:32:07,550 --> 01:32:10,152 ♪ CONFLICTED IN THE WAY ♪ 1261 01:32:10,176 --> 01:32:14,526 ♪ ONE SHOULD BEHAVE ♪ 1262 01:32:14,550 --> 01:32:15,943 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 1263 01:32:15,967 --> 01:32:17,152 ♪ HOOKED ♪ 1264 01:32:17,176 --> 01:32:20,152 ♪ BY SUCH A LITTLE TASTE ♪ 1265 01:32:20,176 --> 01:32:22,735 ♪ AND JUST THE TIME TO WASTE ♪ 1266 01:32:22,759 --> 01:32:26,360 ♪ OH, WASTE AWAY ♪ 1267 01:32:26,384 --> 01:32:28,360 ♪ REEL 'EM IN Y'ALL ♪ 1268 01:32:28,384 --> 01:32:37,525 ♪ UH-OH, UH-OH ♪ 1269 01:32:37,549 --> 01:32:39,943 ♪ UH-OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 1270 01:32:39,967 --> 01:32:41,609 ♪ OH, IT'S FUNNY-- NO, NOT FUNNY-- ♪ 1271 01:32:41,633 --> 01:32:43,193 ♪ LET'S SAY INTERESTING, INSTEAD ♪ 1272 01:32:43,217 --> 01:32:44,526 ♪ THAT A MAN CAN LIVE HIS WHOLE LIFE 1273 01:32:44,550 --> 01:32:46,152 ♪ ONLY WISHING HE WAS DEAD ♪ 1274 01:32:46,176 --> 01:32:47,943 ♪ IT'S OBVIOUS TO ALL OF US 1275 01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:49,525 ♪ HE'S LIVING IN HIS HEAD ♪ 1276 01:32:49,549 --> 01:32:51,152 ♪ THANKS TO FISHING LINES THAT BORE THE BAIT ♪ 1277 01:32:51,176 --> 01:32:52,526 ♪ ON WHICH THE POOR MAN FED ♪ 1278 01:32:52,550 --> 01:32:54,152 ♪ HE'S HOOKED ♪ 1279 01:32:54,176 --> 01:32:57,152 ♪ ADDICTED, YOU MIGHT SAY ♪ 1280 01:32:57,176 --> 01:32:59,735 ♪ CONFLICTED IN THE WAY ♪ 1281 01:32:59,759 --> 01:33:04,735 ♪ ONE SHOULD BEHAVE ♪ 1282 01:33:04,759 --> 01:33:07,943 ♪ AND TRY AS I MIGHT, I CAN'T ESCAPE ♪ 1283 01:33:07,967 --> 01:33:11,360 ♪ I LOST MY MIND AND TOOK THE BAIT ♪ 1284 01:33:11,384 --> 01:33:14,525 ♪ TRY AS I MIGHT, I CAN'T ESCAPE ♪ 1285 01:33:14,549 --> 01:33:18,092 ♪ I LOST MY MIND AND I TOOK THE BAIT ♪ 1286 01:33:20,176 --> 01:33:21,384 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1287 01:33:23,384 --> 01:33:24,549 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1288 01:33:26,549 --> 01:33:27,550 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1289 01:33:29,176 --> 01:33:30,384 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1290 01:33:32,384 --> 01:33:33,549 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1291 01:33:36,176 --> 01:33:39,526 ♪ NOW I NEVER WANTED TO BE ATTRACTED ♪ 1292 01:33:39,550 --> 01:33:42,526 ♪ TO SHINY LITTLE THINGS ♪ 1293 01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:45,525 ♪ BUT I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M ATTRACTED 1294 01:33:45,549 --> 01:33:48,526 ♪ WHEN THEY'RE IN FRONT OF ME ♪ 1295 01:33:48,550 --> 01:33:51,735 ♪ NO, I NEVER WANTED TO BE ATTRACTED ♪ 1296 01:33:51,759 --> 01:33:54,735 ♪ TO SHINY LITTLE THINGS ♪ 1297 01:33:54,759 --> 01:33:57,943 ♪ BUT I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M ATTRACTED ♪ 1298 01:33:57,967 --> 01:34:00,152 ♪ SEE? ♪ 1299 01:34:00,176 --> 01:34:02,152 ♪ I'M HOOKED ♪ 1300 01:34:02,176 --> 01:34:05,360 ♪ ADDICTED, YOU MIGHT SAY ♪ 1301 01:34:05,384 --> 01:34:11,943 ♪ CONFLICTED IN THE WAY ONE SHOULD BEHAVE ♪ 1302 01:34:11,967 --> 01:34:13,525 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1303 01:34:13,549 --> 01:34:14,526 ♪ HOOKED ♪ 1304 01:34:14,550 --> 01:34:17,526 ♪ BY SUCH A LITTLE TASTE ♪ 1305 01:34:17,550 --> 01:34:20,152 ♪ AND JUST THE TIME TO WASTE ♪ 1306 01:34:20,176 --> 01:34:24,360 ♪ OH, WASTE AWAY ♪ 1307 01:34:24,384 --> 01:34:27,152 ♪ I AM HOOKED ♪ 1308 01:34:27,176 --> 01:34:30,152 ♪ ADDICTED, YOU MIGHT SAY ♪ 1309 01:34:30,176 --> 01:34:32,526 ♪ CONFLICTED IN THE WAY ♪ 1310 01:34:32,550 --> 01:34:35,360 ♪ IN THE WAY, IN THE WAY ♪ 1311 01:34:35,384 --> 01:34:37,526 ♪ I'M ALWAYS IN THE WAY ♪ 1312 01:34:37,550 --> 01:34:40,735 ♪ AND TRY AS I MIGHT, I CAN'T ESCAPE ♪ 1313 01:34:40,759 --> 01:34:43,943 ♪ I LOST MY MIND AND TOOK THE BAIT ♪ 1314 01:34:43,967 --> 01:34:46,735 ♪ TRY AS I MIGHT, I CAN'T ESCAPE ♪ 1315 01:34:46,759 --> 01:34:51,259 ♪ I LOST MY MIND AND I TOOK THE BAIT ♪ 1316 01:34:52,967 --> 01:34:54,176 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1317 01:34:56,176 --> 01:34:57,384 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1318 01:35:05,176 --> 01:35:06,384 ♪ HEY, HEY! ♪ 1319 01:35:31,967 --> 01:35:34,444 ♪ BAH-DAH BAH-DAH BUHP ♪ 85457