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[wings flapping]
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[Vic] What the hell?
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[Young Vic] Hey, uh, Dad.
Can I get a superhero toy?
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-[Silas] Yes, Vic.
-Dad.
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[Silas] I'll hop in line
at the register.
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Meet me there. Be quick.
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I know this memory.
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[toy clutters]
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Can I have Mary
on the toy aisle?
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Why are you grabbing me?
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Take your hands off of my son.
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He's damaging property.
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He's looking for a toy.
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Let's see what the cops say.
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[Young Vic] Am I going to jail?
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-Dad?
-Look, I will pay for whatever the damages.
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Vic, why are these
on the floor?
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Now is not the time to be
a coward, young man.
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I was just looking for some
black superhero toys.
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We don't carry
Black superhero toys.
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Why not?
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No one buys
Black superhero toys.
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Look, I guarantee you,
he meant no harm.
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Give me a moment with my son.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I just wanted
a Black superhero toy.
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I made a mistake.
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We don't get to make mistakes.
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One mistake
could cost you your life.
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Here.
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General Tony's Black.
Be like General Tony.
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Clean this up.
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I'm going to go apologize
to the store manager.
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[birdwings flap]
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Looks like my transport's here.
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You take point.
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What?
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[zaps]
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[all singing] ♪ A, B, C, D, E,F, G♪
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♪ H, I, J, K, L,M, N, O, P ♪
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♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪
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♪ W, X, Y, Z ♪
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What the fuck?
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[all continue singing]
♪ Now, I know my ABCs♪
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♪ Next time, won't yousing with me ♪
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What kind of
Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson devilry is this?
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Look, everybody, it's Jane.
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[all] Hi, Jane.
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Um, where am I?
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You're on Underground Avenue.
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That's so awesome
and totally makes sense
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and no sense at all.
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And who the fuck are you?
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Jane.
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You remember Harry?
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You rescued him from the well.
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This is Kay's imaginary world.
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She's all grown up now
and perfect.
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-Oh.
-Ah.
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The toy fucking lamb
can talk now?
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[sighs]
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Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come on. Come on.
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[sighs] Here's the deal.
We're in Kay's subconscious.
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I thought we're always
in Kay's subconscious.
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Do I have a PhD
in subconscious shit?
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How the fuck should I know?
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Point is, she's in control.
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She's a well-adjusted adult.
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Not. And we're fucking puppets.
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So go with it.
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Jane, you're just in time
for the lesson of the day.
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Does anybody know
what trauma is?
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[all] Um...
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Dr. Harrison.
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[sighs]
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[puppet 1] Oh, look.
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-[puppet 2] Oh, wow.
-[puppet 3] Huh.
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-[puppet 4] Uh-oh.
-[others gasp]
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That's a fucking Dada bird.
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-[all] Oh.
-[all gasp]
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[zaps]
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, adult Kay's gone! [sobbing]
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[all gasping]
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What the fuck are we
gonna do now, Jane?
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Ugh!
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Whoa!
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What am I doing here?
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Wholly fuck!
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What the fuck?
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-What the fuck?
-What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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Oh.
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No, seriously! What the fuck?
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Honestly, you're in a memory
in your subconscious.
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Fuck!
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Gotta say, you look worse
than I thought.
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That's your hello?
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Well, it pains me to say this,
but you look fucking awesome.
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Bro, moisturizer.
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I love that
fucking moisturizer.
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Why this memory?
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Really?
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You and I both know
what's behind that door.
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Ha ha. Right.
We both know.
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We do?
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Hey, what's the holdup?
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Catch your pale ass
in here.
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It's party time. [laughs]
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Time to face the music,
big guy.
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[birdwings flapping]
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[zaps]
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What the fuck?
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Yo? Are you coming?
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Me?
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Let's go.
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When in Rome.
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Metal ass coming through.
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[holy church music playing]
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[children laughing]
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What are you doing here?
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You tell me.
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If you're here to
change things, you can't.
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It just repeats itself,
over and over and over again.
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[birdwings flapping]
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"Good luck, Sheryl and Larry.
Love, Sally and Grant."
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We needed more than luck,
didn't we?
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[reporter on TV]
Now some humans might findthe following disturbing.
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Everybody, look who it is.
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It's Larry.
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Everybody say, "Hi Larry."
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-Shh, Shh listen.
-[girl on TV] I don't knowwhat's happening.
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There's a fog spreadingover the world
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and all kinds of creaturesare walking the Earth.
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The weather guyis a water buffalowith tattoos.
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[sobbing] I'm scared.
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[turns off TV]
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People, this is FUBAR.
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Agreed.
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-Who are you?
-This is General Tony.
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This is Vic.
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Cliff.
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I gathered.
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-And, this is Kay.
-Wow.
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Does anyone have
any explanation for this?
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Allow me.
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[clears throat]
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You are subconscious beings.
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So, you have not had
the pleasure of meeting me.
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I'm Rita Farr.
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Firstly, I'm not a sub.
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Secondly, I've taken
a recent foray into the past,
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and since my return,
I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada
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to create this
global phenomenon.
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What you're experiencing
is the Eternal Flagellation,
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the Sisterhood of Dada's
artistic experience
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that is going
to bring the world to its knees.
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You're bewildered.
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Let me break this down
even further.
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Everyone in the world
has swapped places
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with their subconscious selves.
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You have come out
of a memory, a fantasy,
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a buried shame,
a deep dark hidden secret.
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Anything trapped
in the subconscious.
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What the fuck?
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Why?
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Because then no one will
be able to hide
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who they really are anymore.
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And that is going to rid
the world of evil.
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And it's art, huh.
So, stick a pipe in it.
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Can I skip this?
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I'm pretty comfortable
with my shame.
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Yeah, I think she's saying
that it's the problem.
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[General Tony] But where
are our conscious selves?
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Ah, your conscious selves
are in your place.
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They are reliving the shame
you have suffered
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over and over again,
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unless they have
a breakthrough.
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Wait. So, the plan is
we just stew in our own shit
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and the world is saved?
Because that's pretty evil.
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Oh, no evil? [scoffs]
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Hardly. Ambitious maybe,
pretentious, but evil?
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Now, evil is the scourge
who calls herself Madame Rouge.
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Evil is what she did
to the Sisterhood of Dada.
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Evil is what we're going to do
to her fishy little face,
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when we find her ass!
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I'm confused.
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Are we Flagellating
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or are we getting revenge?
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The world will flagellate.
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I'm getting mine.
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[man] I couldn't believe it,
but Mallah told me,
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the Bureau cut you loose.
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A gem like you?
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What did I say, Mallah?
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[sighs] You said you couldn't
believe it.
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And now she's here.
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Now, she's here.
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Blackballed by that fuck,
Niles Caulder, no less.
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Yes. well, what can I say?
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Shit happens.
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So, the ape filled you in?
The big picture?
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Oh, well, the brotherhood
of Evil is searching
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for a human guinea pig
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to travel to the year 2021
in a time machine
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that you reverse engineers,
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from a drawing that you drew
30 years ago.
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To steal Niles Caulder's
inventions
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and bring them back here
to 1949.
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So, you would invent them
before he does.
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Steal his dreams
and rule the world.
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My God, the accent on her...
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-Very evil...
-Right?
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And she shifts shapes.
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Did you tell her
the other thing?
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I would never do that to you.
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The name?
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Nobody De Mille.
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How attached are you?
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Um, I don't know, what do you
have in mind?
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-Madame Rouge.
-Seriously?
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So sorry.
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It's very exciting.
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It's undeniable.
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Madame Rouge.
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Well, what do you say?
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I say that you had me
at fuck, Niles Colder.
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I think this is crazy.
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I don't have to do this.
It's a memory.
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Fuck this.
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Everyone is waiting for you.
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-Mom.
-You will go through with this.
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I know what's best
for your son.
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Mom, you do understand, right?
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I'm not him.
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-He's not here.
-Let your sins live in the past.
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You have to make
a break from all those
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immoral things
that you've done.
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Show the Lord
that you could be a faithful husband.
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Show him that you could be
devoted to a woman.
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Put the Lord first, Larry.
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It isn't the past.
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I'm gay, Mother.
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-It's who I am.
-I have prayed over this, Larry.
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I have prayed for you
to change.
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And to be the man
that Sheryl needs you to be.
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Can you love me for who I am?
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Why is that so hard?
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In my heart,
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I know that you don't want to
bring shame to my life
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and your father's life.
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We are God fearing members
of this community.
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But you suffocated
your own son.
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For Sheryl.
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My gift to you both.
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You can have a good life, son.
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Carry on our tradition
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of righteousness
and true salvation.
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I've always been
invisible to you.
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See me.
262
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,292
Listen to me.
263
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,828
This is not
who I was born to be.
264
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,198
Can't you hear me?
265
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:17,776
[sobbing]
266
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,845
I've looked everywhere.
267
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,380
She's gone. [sobbing]
268
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,681
[gasps]
269
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,216
-[puppet 1] Oh, no.
-[Jane] Relax, everyone.
270
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,952
-This feels like
it's really happening. -Oh, no.
271
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,187
Kay is gone.
272
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,555
What if she got better?
273
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,523
Oh, she wouldn't do that,
would she?
274
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,225
Could she?
275
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,294
What's going to happen
to us? [sobbing]
276
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,063
-Oh.
-Everyone, calm down.
277
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,699
-[mumbling]
-Okay. How about something more positive?
278
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,534
What was the lesson of the day?
279
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,470
Drama?
280
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,705
Ah, well,
281
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,175
how about we talk about
something a little more uplifting?
282
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,510
-Oh.
-Um...
283
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,513
-[gasps]
-[sobbing]
284
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,217
-Oh.
-See, it's going to be okay.
285
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,418
I fixed it.
286
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,321
I can fix this.
287
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,090
Jane, you can't fix this.
288
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,426
-None of you can.
-Shut up, Harry.
289
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,427
What the fuck do you know?
290
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,428
Who told you that?
291
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,829
Did Kay tell you that?
292
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,766
Duh, all of you think
you know Kay,
293
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,034
but I'm the only one
294
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,935
she tells her
real feelings to.
295
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,872
-I said, shut the fuck
up. [whacks] -Ow!
296
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,607
[all gasping]
297
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,842
-[groans]
-Oh, my God.
298
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:24,877
I'm so sorry.
299
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,945
-[puppet groans]
-[Jane] No.
300
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,447
-[puppet 1] Here.
-[puppet 2 sighs]
301
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:33,685
This is the lesson
of the day that we needed.
302
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:36,855
I know. I'm not going to listen
to a fucking stuffed animal.
303
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,558
Tell me what Kay wants
or doesn't want.
304
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,727
-Oh, no, no, no.
-[Jane] Yeah, yeah.
305
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,297
-Oh.
-[all grunting and screaming]
306
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:02,548
[all laughing maliciously]
307
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,388
[toys clanking]
308
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,998
Dad was right.
309
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,469
Have to be strong like you,
General Tony.
310
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,170
You were scared.
311
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,573
No one gave you permission
to be scared.
312
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,174
It's time for me to grow up.
313
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,277
Be a brave,
disciplined warrior.
314
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,113
You're a child.
315
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,981
It's okay to be a child.
316
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,351
Dad said, "No more mistakes."
317
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,853
I have my orders.
318
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,255
Please hear me.
319
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,592
I need you to hear me.
320
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:53,866
So Madame Rouge was canned
by the Bureau of Normalcy,
321
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,535
because of what she did
to the Sisterhood of Dada.
322
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,973
So, then she joined
the Brotherhood of Evil.
323
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,942
That sounds like
a bad comic book.
324
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:08,680
She came here
to the future to destroy Niles Calder's legacy,
325
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,215
which is us.
326
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,218
We have to stop her
in order to protect ourselves.
327
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,820
Wait, I thought she killed
your lover boy.
328
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,456
-And you want revenge?
-Yeah, that too.
329
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,958
Just wait a minute.
330
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,995
This is not what we do.
331
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,063
I'm a Sub.
332
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,833
I don't clean up messes,
I create messes.
333
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,302
Looks like the lesson
of the day is,
334
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,837
you're on your own.
335
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,338
[chuckles]
336
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,542
For the record,
your conscious selves are lazy,
337
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,877
self-pitying and cruel.
338
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,879
But at least they had spunk.
339
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,415
They always protected
the little guy.
340
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,588
All right then.
341
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:55,260
We can sit here and go through
the Eternal Flagellation.
342
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,563
Basically put your shit
on display
343
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,431
for everyone in this room.
344
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,866
Mm?
345
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,234
Who is first?
346
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,180
Go! Go!
347
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,082
Go! Go! Go!
348
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,621
Are you sure about this?
349
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,790
You have no idea.
350
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,978
Going on a trip?
351
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,747
What?
352
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,652
Oh.
353
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,723
Yes, to the future.
354
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,493
Apparently I'll be borrowing
your time traveling machine
355
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,263
or some facsimile of.
356
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:07,966
Don't you dare equate
your mission with mine.
357
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,135
Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
358
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,671
Well, for starters, my mission
359
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,174
will actually, do something.
360
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,177
What happened to you?
361
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,514
You used to...
362
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,182
have a moral core.
363
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,350
For 30 years,
364
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,486
I had one duty.
365
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,655
Decide who was a weapon
and who was not.
366
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,625
-I did that duty to the end.
-To Malcolm's end.
367
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,130
And they still tossed you
out on your ass?
368
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,265
Yes.
369
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,000
I'm going to see a man
about that, aren't I?
370
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,368
I call bullshit.
371
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,973
You betrayed
every friend you've ever had
372
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,208
and it wasn't because of duty.
373
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,878
It was because too much power,
374
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,313
is never enough for you
375
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,282
You loved playing God
376
00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:02,154
with those sweet boys and girls
you sent off to war.
377
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,157
Barely old enough to comprehend
their own specialness,
378
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:09,828
let alone the word weapon
you stamped to their foreheads.
379
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,231
And you loved lording
that power over the Sisterhood
380
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,701
you so fastidiously nurtured
381
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,136
until the day you discovered
382
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,406
you loved bringing it all
down even more.
383
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,744
That's all this was ever about,
wasn't it?
384
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,680
And this
385
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,750
is all you ever were.
386
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,754
And now you've lost
every friend you've ever had.
387
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,393
Well,
388
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,863
that was bracing.
389
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,700
And if it's just us gals,
probably true.
390
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:53,004
Not that I'd ever admit that
outside these walls.
391
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,774
Did you really think
you could change the world
392
00:22:55,874 --> 00:23:01,413
with a Jangly hat made out
of serving utensils, hmm?
393
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:05,350
Another word poem
to stick it to the man?
394
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,251
[giggles]
395
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,588
Art is bullshit.
396
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:13,191
Art is a narcotic
you suckle while,
397
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:17,295
life, ambition, purpose
pass you by.
398
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,465
I landed in a field
30 years ago,
399
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,969
with no memory of who I was
or what I believed.
400
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,406
Art saved my life.
401
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,074
You destroyed it.
402
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,710
And I hope you burn in hell.
403
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,645
I hope I'm right here.
404
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,281
Or are you like
your spineless friends?
405
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,084
Or is the memory
that you forgot,
406
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,252
that you're evil?
407
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,821
Just like me.
408
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:45,223
[gasps]
409
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,500
Go ahead.
Kill me again
410
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:57,936
Mm-hmm.
411
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:08,413
For some reason,
It felt appropriate to say goodbye.
412
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:13,752
After all, you were
one of the best friends I've ever known.
413
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,966
Chins up, everyone,
414
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,801
you're doing the right thing
here.
415
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,002
Don't worry about us.
416
00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:33,371
We're all squared away.
417
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,341
Just tell us when it's time
to do some superhero shit
418
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:39,711
because we're ready, right?
419
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,480
I'm not a superhero.
[chuckles]
420
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,381
Vic is a superhero.
421
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:49,554
[Dada bicycle bell mumbling]
422
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,523
-What the hell was that?
-Uh...
423
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:57,128
Don't even...
You can't turn back.
424
00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,363
You're on a mission.
425
00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:01,132
Actually, you are on
a mission, right?
426
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,001
-We're just visiting.
-I'm warning you,
427
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,236
there's nothing back there
428
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,538
but more truth
and self-loathing.
429
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:07,472
And beer.
430
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:16,314
[gasps]
431
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,921
No, Cliffie.
432
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,724
It's hard to believe
how he got here.
433
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,260
Climate from dirt track
to the Indy 500.
434
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,063
Yeah. You also climbed my wife
every Thursday night,
435
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,064
you fuck.
436
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,900
A lot of years.
437
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,569
A lot of blood spilled, too.
438
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,404
Hell.
We've had our share
439
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,740
of disagreements,
am I right?
440
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,176
Like, would you take Kate
from the front or the back?
441
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,611
Bottom line.
442
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,114
You the best goddamn friend
I ever had.
443
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,449
That's why
me and the boys,
444
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,685
we got something
special for you.
445
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,288
Stay there. Don't move.
446
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,689
Earl, Jethro,
come on, let's go.
447
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,624
Don't worry, I'm not
going anywhere,
448
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,593
you wife fucking fuck up.
449
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,098
Okay. Think Cliffie,
450
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:10,569
those artists freaks
did this Flagellation thing...
451
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:14,873
Then they send me
to my subconscious for something good?
452
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,541
I don't think so.
453
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,276
[all] Yeah.
454
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,280
[rock music playing]
455
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,754
To the King.
456
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,923
[all cheering]
457
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,130
Then again, I have been wrong.
458
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,398
I've been wrong.
459
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,169
[men whooping]
460
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,471
Get some, dude, you're the man.
461
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,609
-I'm the man?
-You're the man.
462
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:52,277
You know what I am.
463
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,512
I'm the fucking man.
Who's the king?
464
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,682
-[man whooping]
-Who's the king?
465
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,819
-[crowd cheering]
-I am the fucking King!
466
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,022
We'll be safe here.
467
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,024
It's comfortable. Secure.
468
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,461
I've reinforced
the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets.
469
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,597
That's it?
470
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:15,800
You've only secured enough
for yourself.
471
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,035
Family sized.
472
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,038
Can I get a beer?
473
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,806
You're an adult,
but you're a kid
474
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,208
who lives inside an adult.
475
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,543
So sure, why not, fuck it.
Here.
476
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,711
[bottle cap clanks]
477
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:31,983
[spits]
478
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:35,186
-Mm. Gross.
-More for me.
479
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,736
You're on the lookout
for something?
480
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,140
Aren't we all?
481
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:56,307
Wow.
482
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,678
You even guard
your subconscious.
483
00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:01,479
That's impressive.
484
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,384
Are they right?
485
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,054
-Who?
-The Sisterhood of Dada.
486
00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:10,755
I mean, is it important for me
to know
487
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,024
why there's a General Tony
and Vic's subconscious?
488
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,193
Maybe it is.
489
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,995
Maybe knowing
will move us forward.
490
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,497
Okay.
491
00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,534
Why does Larry Sub
stare out the window?
492
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,102
None of your goddamn business.
493
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,438
Hmm.
494
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,607
Let's go into the Fort and uh,
we'll wait this thing out, huh?
495
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,876
We've got snacks.
496
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,945
Oh, why didn't you say so?
497
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,080
Lead the way, sir.
498
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,197
[indistinct conversation]
499
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:19,791
Fuck me.
500
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,227
Fuck you.
501
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:32,437
[Shipley] On that day,Rita knew she hadvengeance in her heart...
502
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,074
Godamn right, I do.
503
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,176
[Shipley] w hich was a shamebecause the last 30 years
504
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,346
had infused in hera new found confidence and joy
505
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,949
that had been so sorely lackingin all her years before,
506
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,651
in her "other" life.
507
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,087
Tough shit
on a popsicle stick, Shipley.
508
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:52,857
[Shipley] But, as she rocketsthrough the spacetime continuum,
509
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,859
the inevitable forcesof physics
510
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,630
and sheer story inertiabring the memories
511
00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:01,466
of that "other" lifeflooding back.
512
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:05,003
And with them comesthe shame and insecurity
513
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,671
she'd left long behind
514
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:10,175
to a life once livedand to be lived again.
515
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,710
With these newold memories returning,
516
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:16,214
Rita had to wonder what wouldbecome of the old new memories.
517
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,349
If that makes any sense at all.
518
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:21,452
And what of the one memoryshe absolutely,
519
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:25,023
positively could not bearto lose?
520
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:29,227
She was convinced, this memorywas so embedded in her heart
521
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,863
there was no wayit could ever be extracted.
522
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,833
But could she evertruly be sure?
523
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,668
Could she ever truly guarantee
524
00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:40,138
she and her beloved's bondwould never be broken?
525
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:42,340
Turns out, when you havea time machine
526
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:43,908
of indeterminate function,
527
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,544
the answer is, in fact, yes.
528
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:48,346
Rita would have her vengeance.
529
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:52,250
She would pursue Madame Rougeto the ends of time.
530
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,753
But first, she would makea hard left to the Poconos
531
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,190
to ensure her lover's loopwill never be broken.
532
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:06,397
Rita would have it all!
533
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,935
So... do we just sit here
534
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,272
and wait for the Eternal
Flagellation to end?
535
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,043
[inhales and exhales]
536
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,378
I heard Larry-
537
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,780
he wants to talk it out.
538
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,020
I just thought it might
help pass the time.
539
00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:33,024
Talk? Are we like--
Spill our shit talk?
540
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,859
No, thank you.
541
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:37,462
[Tony] We relive
our pain every day.
542
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,197
Why do we have to air it out?
543
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,267
Maybe because we have a duty?
544
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:46,404
A duty to our conscious self
so that they can live a better life?
545
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,908
They're stuck because of us.
546
00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:51,242
Life is about duty.
547
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,411
And it's about what
and who you serve.
548
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:56,781
And I know you understand that.
You're a father, I know you do.
549
00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,616
You have a duty
to your daughter, don't you?
550
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,452
Okay, that's enough.
551
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,621
Don't bring Clara into this.
552
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,456
Why not?
553
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:07,158
Our conscious selves
never talk about this stuff.
554
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,294
Duty and daughters
and Fathers--
555
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:11,996
[sighs] Can we not
talk about Fathers?
556
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,331
So we just don't talk at all?
557
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:16,100
[Human Cliff] Exactly!
558
00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,769
No talking! Just...
559
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:22,507
[Cliff] Finally!
I deserve something good!
560
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,476
That's why God gave me
this memory
561
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,780
and a three-month supply
of Parky meds.
562
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:31,582
I know it's your celebration
so I'm guessin' you're the head guy here.
563
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,518
[chuckling] Uh uh.
564
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,486
Give me all that sugar, Sugar.
565
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,188
There's somethin'
I gotta tell you...
566
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,656
[chuckling] Oh, God.
567
00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:40,959
Whisper those sweet,
naughty nothings, Darlin'.
568
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:43,928
That Camaro outside?
569
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:47,432
There's a little girl
alone in the backseat.
570
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,973
Oh, fuck no. Uh-huh.
571
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,443
No, no. Not my problem anymore.
Goodbye!
572
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,779
Thank you! It's been good
takin' a trip down memory lane
573
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,115
but I want no part
of this bullshit!
574
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,154
That shit is from the weird
lady in the gas mask.
575
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,159
Fuck it. Bye, assholes!
576
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,629
[Cliff] Larry?
577
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,133
Larry?
578
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,737
Larry? Larry?
579
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,705
-Cliff?
-Hey!
580
00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,474
-You okay?
-What does it look like?
581
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,376
-I'm in hell.
-Tell me about it,
582
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,745
it's those fucking
Dada fucks, right?
583
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,847
And our Sub fucks are up top
probably saying,
584
00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:38,249
"God knows what to whoever
the fuck about us!"
585
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,917
Fuck this Freaky Friday shit!
586
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,353
Yeah. That's not even
close to Freaky Friday.
587
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,022
You want to get out
of here or not?
588
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,423
Yes. How?
589
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,393
Look at that spiral thingy.
Follow me.
590
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:01,105
[Jane] I don't know
about the rest of you
591
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:05,777
but I don't have a duty
to anyone.
592
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,579
No one's ever honored
their duty to me.
593
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,716
So you're saying that duty
isn't a thing anymore?
594
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,086
Duty is all that I am.
595
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,522
I'm saying, fuck fatherhood!
596
00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,624
Whoa! You're like, what? Seven?
597
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,926
Really? This is after
you gave her the beer?
598
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:26,130
[chuckles] Though...
Maybe Kay is onto something.
599
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:31,102
I watched Little Vic honor
his father more than himself
600
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:35,706
and now that I'm up here,
yeah, I got questions.
601
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,208
No, you don't.
602
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:41,045
'Cause A, Number one,
we're going to avoid our shit,
603
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,814
just like we always do
604
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,882
B, Number two,
605
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,820
stop blaming your parents
for your own fuck ups.
606
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,955
Says the parent who fucked up.
607
00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:53,458
[chuckles] What?
608
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:55,560
Oh, sorry, [chuckles]
609
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:59,230
was I the parent who was
fucking the crew chief
610
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,498
down by the train tracks?
611
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,266
So it was better
to be fucking the Nanny?
612
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,168
I bet your conscious self
is down there now
613
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,838
finding a way to screw her
on a ping pong table.
614
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,974
Hey! Don't you dare
pretend to understand
615
00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,343
that you know
what's going on inside me.
616
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,812
Can you two grow the fuck up?
617
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,515
You know what,
I thought you is useless.
618
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,585
You, of all the people
swimming around inside you,
619
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,788
we get the one
who can't do anything helpful,
620
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:28,426
like, flit my fat
fucking ass out of here.
621
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:31,496
-I don't need them.
-Newsflash:
622
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,763
You do.
623
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,832
We all do.
We need to get the fuck out
624
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,101
of this pillow fort fuckery!
625
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,543
So, that's it, you're just
gonna party forever?
626
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,178
[sighs]
627
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:50,348
No, because there is no
forever for me,
628
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,282
I'm dying.
629
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,622
What?
630
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,192
[sniffles]
631
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:06,164
The first part of my life,
I was a fuckin' red neck.
632
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,966
Dirt poor,
didn't have a pot to shit in.
633
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,471
But then I found race cars,
634
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:16,407
and that was my ticket
out of hell.
635
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:20,077
When you come from nothin'
you don't know what to do
636
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,547
with the somethin'
that you get.
637
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,882
People started
treatin' me differently.
638
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:28,386
They started treatin' me
like I'm, I was special.
639
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,989
And once you get
a taste of special-
640
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,058
hmm, there's no turning back.
641
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,564
But I never really felt
like I deserved it,
642
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,268
so I plugged up the holes
with drugs and women.
643
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,005
I was king of the race track
644
00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:52,276
but inside I was an empty fuck.
But, but, I was a king.
645
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,246
And this king [sobs]
decapitated his wife
646
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,115
[sniffles]
647
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,221
[sniffles, sighs]
648
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,929
[sniffles] Well, joke's on me.
[chuckles]
649
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:14,298
[breathing heavily]
650
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:21,772
Because...
Parkinson's has me now. Um...
651
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,376
I'm deteriorating.
652
00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:29,547
But Abracadabra, I'm going
to do the most ordinary thing that you can do.
653
00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:32,717
I'm gonna die...
654
00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:36,988
slowly... [sighs]
655
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,389
before your very eyes.
656
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,594
So, fuck it.
657
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,265
[breathing heavily]
658
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,300
You wanna flagellate?
l[chuckles]
659
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,403
Let's flagellate.
660
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,306
Oh.
661
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,141
[inhales]
662
00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,442
[exhales deeply]
663
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,355
Vic!
664
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:15,526
Where is he?
665
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,295
-What the hell?
-Over here.
666
00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:21,365
What the fuck! You're a toy?
667
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,533
We gotta get you out of here.
668
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,534
Wait! Wait!
669
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:26,137
Give him this.
670
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,374
He doesn't even know
you're here.
671
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,442
Just do it.
672
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,725
[retching]
673
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,960
[Puppet pretty Polly]
What did we just do?
674
00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:51,362
What are we becoming?
675
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,565
Well, what if it's true
and Kay doesn't need us?
676
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:55,700
Of course she needs us,
677
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,967
she created us.
678
00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,036
[Puppet Dr. Harrison]
Things change.
679
00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:01,839
What did you think was going
to happen when she went on that bike ride?
680
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,641
I don't know, Dr Harrison,
681
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,910
what did you think
was going to happen when you stole the bike?
682
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:06,877
[slams]
683
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,012
-[all gasp]
-[yelps]
684
00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:13,851
Huh? [gasps]
685
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,088
What the fuck?
686
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,023
Which one of you felt fucks
is Jane?
687
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,758
You metal bitch,
688
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,893
how about I shove that
Underground Avenue sign up your ass?
689
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:24,862
That's Jane.
690
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,364
Where are we?
691
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,866
In Kay's fucking
fantasy workshop where she's an Adult
692
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,935
and we're asshole Puppets.
693
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,770
Get me outta
this Dada hellscape.
694
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:36,340
Okay. Come here.
[chuckles]
695
00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:39,777
[speaking indistinctly]
696
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,113
You're like a baby! [chuckles]
697
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,280
Hey, baby!
698
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,882
Fuck you, bucket head.
699
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:47,618
Oh!
700
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,221
Oh, that's it!
701
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:54,024
Jane goes off to leave us
with a mess. Again.
702
00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:56,460
No, not again.
703
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,130
Never again.
704
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,265
["Vehicle" by
The Ides of March playing]
705
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:04,101
♪ Hey, well,I'm a friendly strangerin a black sedan ♪
706
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:05,970
♪ Won't you hopInside my car? ♪
707
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,304
♪ I got pictures... ♪
708
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,141
-[Cliff] What the fuck!
-[Larry] Stop.
709
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,710
Reflect. Move forward?
710
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,912
This is more Dada shit!
711
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,148
Fuck this fuckin'
Art school project.
712
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:21,485
If the message is to move
forward out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in!
713
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,753
[Vic] Oh, shit.
714
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,121
[all screaming]
715
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,956
♪ Got to have you child ♪
716
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:31,162
♪ Great God in HeavenYou know I love you ♪
717
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:35,332
♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪
718
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,976
Um... who wants a piece
of stripper cake?
719
00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:50,080
Did you see Mom?
720
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,318
I did.
721
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,122
And I changed the script.
722
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,824
Said the things
I should have said.
723
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,428
Are you blaming me?
724
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,697
Are you saying
I should have said something else?
725
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,600
No. You should have done
something else.
726
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,336
You think I don't know that?
727
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,174
How do you think it feels to be
the worst memory of someone's life?
728
00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:19,443
[chuckles]
You're not the worst, okay?
729
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,278
There are others
far worse than you.
730
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:22,813
Then why am I here?
731
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,349
You're the day I committed
to lying to myself.
732
00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,453
-What?
-I got news for you,
733
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,722
I'm from the day
that you hid from love.
734
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,493
That's why you secretly
like those bandages.
735
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,728
They give you an excuse
to keep people away.
736
00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:42,867
You're afraid you don't know
how to love.
737
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,237
You think
you're not worthy of it.
738
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,076
[sighs]
739
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,211
Maybe you are the worst
memory of my life.
740
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,583
You know, on my wedding day,
Mom invited me into her trauma
741
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,386
and then I sucked the people
into my trauma.
742
00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:03,521
[sighs]
743
00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:07,691
You've got to learn
how to let love in, guy.
744
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,430
One step at a time.
745
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,166
-I have a duty to myself.
-Yeah.
746
00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,335
You do.
747
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:25,676
I live that memory,
every moment of it, every day.
748
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,048
Make it worth
what I'm going through.
749
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:33,751
Can you do that?
750
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,134
I can try.
751
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,712
Whoa!
752
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:10,220
Okay, that was beautiful.
753
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,790
Show's over, folks!
754
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,392
Is it?
755
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,130
-Oh, come fucking on.
-I know, I know.
756
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,999
You seriously
want to spill our shit?
757
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,801
No, I don't.
758
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:27,605
But then I saw
Larry holding hand with himself,
759
00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:29,406
and it was really fucking nice!
760
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,075
-[groans]
-So, fuck it.
761
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:34,244
Do you wanna know
what I live through
762
00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:36,747
every fucking day?
763
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:48,192
Every day from dusk until dawn,
764
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,027
I leave my daughter in the car
765
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:54,098
so that I could go do some blow
and cozy up to a stripper.
766
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:59,036
That's what I do,
every fucking day.
767
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,538
I say, "Fuck you"
768
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:05,943
to fatherhood because
fatherhood doesn't make me feel special
769
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,614
As a dad,
770
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:15,052
I'm just part of the wallpaper.
[sighs wearily]
771
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,323
Doin' blow.
Fucking strippers.
772
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:22,559
That shit makes me
feel like a king.
773
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,728
Every day, when party's over,
774
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,363
I come back to the car,
775
00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:29,733
I look my daughter in the eyes
and I feel...
776
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,735
Nothing.
777
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,406
No guilt. Remorse. Shame.
778
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,677
I got my rocks off
779
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:42,212
and that has earned me
another week
780
00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:45,049
of stomaching
changing dirty diapers
781
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,152
until the next race,
782
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:53,724
Nanny, stripper.
783
00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:58,662
When I can go back to feeling
like a fucking king again.
784
00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,832
You left your daughter
in the car to go party?
785
00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:05,669
Look, I didn't sign up
for this shit!
786
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:07,938
That kid interrupted my life.
787
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:11,608
Why did I have to stop living
because I stuck my dick in a hole?
788
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,444
I want to feel special, too!
789
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,213
You know, at some point,
the party's gotta stop.
790
00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:21,185
I may be stuck on a loop,
but I'm not fucking blind.
791
00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,854
You're on the same track.
792
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:27,091
You're tripping balls
on Parkinson's meds,
793
00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,960
it's like it's 1984
all over again.
794
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,730
You're selling
their shit on Ebay.
795
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:34,598
I'm fucking exhausted.
796
00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:38,569
But you have a second chance
with Clara and Rory,
797
00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:41,572
but instead you're doing
the same shit all over again,
798
00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,574
that's killing both of us.
799
00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:47,244
Is it worth it?
800
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,783
Answer me, is it worth it?
801
00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:54,151
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you, too!
802
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,053
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you!
803
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,621
And fuck all of ya'll!
804
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,100
Dude.
805
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,010
This shit is crazy.
806
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,524
[sighs]
807
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,693
I'm fine.
808
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,695
I don't need
no pop psychology.
809
00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:45,002
Okay then,
we'll just stand here and protect everyone.
810
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,838
I have one question, sir?
811
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:48,772
Who protects us?
812
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:49,873
I don't need protection.
813
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,376
No question about that,
814
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,844
you've always been
a good soldier.
815
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:57,147
Brave, disciplined. Warrior.
816
00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:00,818
You saw the memory I came from.
817
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,119
Hmm?
818
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:05,489
Yeah, I was a child.
819
00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,891
-You think anyone saw that?
-That I was a child?
820
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:10,227
No, I don't think
anyone saw that
821
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:12,529
-or cared.
-Well, I did.
822
00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,565
And on that day,
I saw you go straight
823
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,734
from being a 10-year old child
to a soldier.
824
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,636
Trying to please everyone,
825
00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:23,307
always saying the right things,
never making a mistake.
826
00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:24,575
You became perfect.
827
00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:29,313
But you lost something
very important.
828
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,652
[sniffles, quivers]
829
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,154
My childhood.
830
00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:38,222
That's correct, sir.
831
00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:41,892
I'd never get that back.
832
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,328
Yeah, but you can make
your own choices now.
833
00:47:44,394 --> 00:47:47,364
And maybe instead
of doing things that made you a good soldier,
834
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:49,032
you could do some wrong things.
835
00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,535
You can make
some strong choices,
836
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:53,270
even if they're wrong.
837
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,771
What do you think
I was trying to do
838
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,040
before
this Eternal Flagellation?
839
00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:58,775
I know.
840
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,445
I'm not here to criticize.
841
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,883
I am here to say, keep going.
Hmm?
842
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,951
Have some fun.
843
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,854
Find your happiness.
844
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,224
Play.
845
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:17,261
And then you take back
what was taken from you.
846
00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:21,865
This is crazy.
847
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:23,533
[scoffs]
848
00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:28,038
Why am I even listening
to somebody I didn't even want?
849
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,909
I didn't want a soldier!
850
00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:34,411
I was a fucking kid.
851
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:40,484
[zapping]
852
00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:50,327
Harry said you didn't
want us anymore.
853
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,896
What did we say
the lesson of the day was?
854
00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,564
Seriously?
855
00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:57,401
-You want to do a lesson
of the day now? -Yes.
856
00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:00,971
Because it's you.
857
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,074
You just cause me more trauma.
858
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,777
Everything you do
just brings me more pain.
859
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:12,015
And it's time for me to grow up
and be on my own.
860
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:15,786
No, you can't survive
without me.
861
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,688
I'd like to try.
862
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,490
No. No.
863
00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:24,528
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no,
864
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,497
no, no, no, no, no. No!
865
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:28,465
[inhales]
866
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,100
I wish you would die.
867
00:50:00,964 --> 00:50:02,065
[yelps]
868
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,634
[screaming]
869
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:21,018
[wailing]
870
00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:32,029
[gasping]
871
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:34,765
[groans]
872
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:40,737
[panting]
873
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,610
Is it over?
874
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,349
I think so.
The fog's lifting.
875
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,551
Okay!
876
00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:55,952
I think we can all agree,
877
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,688
that what happens
in the Eternal Flagellation,
878
00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:00,757
stays in the Eternal Flagella--
879
00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:03,794
You want to talk
about parenting
880
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,228
or you want to talk about--
881
00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:07,798
-Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck!
-I don't know
882
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,966
what's going on with you,
Dad, but...
883
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,471
this isn't working anymore.
884
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:24,948
I know.
885
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,290
[Jane] Hello?
886
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:43,900
Hello?
887
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:03,653
I know things were said
and I hear you.
888
00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:08,859
We're gonna work it out,
889
00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:11,528
all of us.
890
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,497
They're all gone.
891
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,346
[pants, sighs]
892
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,515
Oh.
893
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,151
Ah! Thank God.
894
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:36,319
Oh.
895
00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:38,822
I got you.
896
00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:40,690
Here you go.
897
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,337
[Silas] Vic,
898
00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:55,505
you awake?
899
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,078
[sighs]
900
00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:09,986
I'm awake.
901
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:14,524
[grunts]
902
00:53:30,607 --> 00:53:31,708
I'm awake.
903
00:53:38,582 --> 00:53:40,116
[suspenseful music playing]
904
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:54,531
[bark snaps]
905
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:08,912
[theme music playing]
906
00:54:08,962 --> 00:54:13,512
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