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Narrator: Previously, on
"Bajillion Dollar Properties"...
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Victoria: Hey, I'm sure DJ
is just about to tell us
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that Dean is okay.
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DJ: He is in a coma.
-Chelsea: What?!
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DJ: You're just gonna sign
over your company to me.
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Now Platinum is mine.
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Glenn: Look at me.
Look at my life.
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No one wants this.
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There has to be a woman
out there for me.
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Todd: Your soulmate.
She's waitin' for you.
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DJ: This is not Dean's
book release party.
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Victoria: What?!
-Baxter: What?!
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DJ: It's mine!
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Andrew: No-o!
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-Woman: Oh!
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Victoria:
It's been six months since
that nightmare of a party.
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Dean: I will render you
to dust and mourn you forever.
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Amir: Dean hasn't
been seen since.
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Baxter: Things just aren't the
same around here without Dean.
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Dean: Well.
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Hello.
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What do you see before you?
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Get out, get out,
and sell properties!
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Everyone in this room,
raise your hand
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if you killed a Predator.
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Chelsea:
"Right of first refusal
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on any natural-born children..."
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I'm filling the void that Dean
left with Wizdo Metrics,
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a personal and professional
development organization.
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"Contract can be terminated
at any time
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deemed only by a list
of metrics..." Okay.
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What's more stable than
a billion-year contract?
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Victoria: I'm devastated
about Dean,
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but I find the best way
to get over a man
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is under another.
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Oh, don't you judge me.
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Glenn: I'm not moving
on principle.
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I'm gonna finish my work here.
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Glenn:
It's so fucking gross.
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Victoria: If you two wanna
to sit next to each other,
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but stop talking over me.
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Amir: DJ called a meeting
in the conference room.
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Glenn:
I've never worn the watch.
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Andrew: DJ doesn't run morning
meetings like his father.
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Baxter:
Yeah, you just never know
what you're gonna get, but --
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DJ: Level up.
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Man: Whoa. Whoa!
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DJ: Let's start this meeting!
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Glenn: All right.
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DJ: Guys! We're doin'
a new style of Platinum now,
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and we're gonna have
a little bit more --
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Air in it?
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A little bit more leveling up.
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Victoria: Leveling up?
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What is he saying?!
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I hate when he uses
his mouth for talking.
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DJ, this is a lot of fun,
but I have
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an open house to get to.
-DJ: It is a lot of fun.
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Guys, now's not
the time to sell.
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Hello!
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No selling today.
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Chelsea: Who were you
talking to?
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DJ: I'm talking to the level,
and I'm telling it to move up!
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Chelsea:
So, what are the actions
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that we need to do
to level up?
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DJ: What is a level?
-Amir: Like a -- a --
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DJ: Am I level right now?
-Chelsea: Sure, you're level.
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DJ: Am I level now?
-Andrew: No.
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Chelsea: Yes. You're level.
-DJ: Yes, I'm level?
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Glenn: Yes.
-DJ: Okay, ready?
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Chelsea: What is that?
What is that?
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What did you do?
-DJ: We went up.
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Chelsea: Ugh! I don't like it.
-DJ: Glenn, where are you?
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Glenn: I'm right here,
right now, but I want to --
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I want to get higher.
-DJ: But where you goin'?
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Glenn: I wanna go up.
-DJ: Get higher with your voice.
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Glenn:
I wanna go higher.
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DJ: Higher, higher, higher.
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Glenn: I want to level
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u-u-u-p!
-DJ: Higher than that. You're
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still hittin' the same note.
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Glenn:
I wanna-na-na-na!
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DJ: Ahh-ahh!
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Amir: That's what you
were looking for?
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DJ: For him.
-Victoria: Ugh!
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Mind-blowing sex aside,
DJ is the worst.
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DJ: I have one more surprise
for all the brokers.
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And then all of the hallways
are gonna just be beaches.
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So you're gonna be walking
through the beach
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every hallway
that you walk through.
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Everybody got it?
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Everybody's leveled up?
Everybody feeling it?
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Andrew: No, no, I'm not clear.
-Victoria: I don't
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understand it at all.
-DJ: Awesome!
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Let's do this!
-Andrew: Two different --
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Jesus Christ.
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Chelsea: He fucking sucks.
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Baxter: He was so cool.
What happened?
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Amir: He was never cool.
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I never liked DJ, and I
called it from the beginning.
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Glenn: Guys,
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I just really
miss Dean right now.
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Victoria: No, Imiss Dean.
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Andrew: No, Imiss Dean.
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Baxter: We can --
we can all miss Dean.
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Chelsea: We can all miss Dean.
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Amir: We all fucking miss Dean.
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Glenn: Can't do that.
-Victoria: That's it! No!
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Guys, we can't live
like this, okay?
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This office is gonna downhill.
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We have to find Dean.
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Obviously, I will go do it,
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since I know him
the most intimately.
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Talking about sex.
-Chelsea: What?
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Victoria: I know Dean.
-Amir: You never had sex
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with Dean.
Maybe in your fucking dreams.
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Victoria: Yeah.
Many, many times.
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What's the problem?
-Glenn: Wait a minute.
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You can fuck in dreams?
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Amir: Guess what, bitches?
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I made Amir great again.
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Mega!
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You're gonna love it here.
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It's got everything
you've been lookin' for.
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It's exactly the sanctuary
that you wa--
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Ehh.
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What's my secret?
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Here's a hint.
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I smuggle rare birds
into the country,
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using a custom-made suit.
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Everything has been done
to the nines
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like exactly to your --
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Come on.
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Today I'm meeting my client
Mandine Chinton,
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who runs a multimillion-
dollar company
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that makes leggings for men.
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Mandine: Oh, my God!
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Oh!
Amir: Welcome to your new home.
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Mandine: Look at this!
-Amir: It's amazing, isn't it?
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Mandine: Oh, my God,
come here, come here,
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come here, come here,
come here!
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Amir: Ohhh! Yeah!
-Mandine: Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, it's so good to see you!
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Amir: It's great
to see you, too.
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Mandine is a toucher
and a hugger,
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and I fucking hate it.
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The last time
I showed her a house,
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she almost cracked my rib.
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Mandine: This is beautiful!
-Amir: Yeah.
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Mandine: I can start every day
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by walking to the balcony
and saying
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♪ This is my house ♪
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Oh, my God! This coffee table!
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Does it come furnished?
-Amir: Well, we can furnish it
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Mandine: Oh, my God.
-Amir: as much or as little
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as you want. Beautiful.
-Mandine: Ah!
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This house
-Amir: Oh!
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Mandine: is beautiful!
-Amir: That was a good one.
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I've got two goals.
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One, sell Mandine this house;
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and two, avoid injury.
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Check these chaises out.
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Mandine: Oh, this is very nice!
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Amir: Polar bear.
-Mandine: Polar bear?
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Amir: Yeah,
that's the hot new thing.
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Total polar bear.
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Amir:
I can be very elusive.
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I've got the body
of a Ukranian teen gymnast.
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Like nothing you've
ever seen, huh?
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Mandine: Oh, my God, no.
This is beautiful.
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Amir: Hold onto that.
-Mandine: Oh, my goodness!
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Amir: Get a real feel for it.
-Mandine: Yes!
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Amir: Yeah, flowers.
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Try that one.
-Mandine: Oh, this is great.
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This is a great pillow.
-Amir: Isn't that
a great pillow?
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If I can keep avoiding
her grasp, I'm home free.
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Mandine: What else is
in this house?
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Amir: Well, we've got
25-foot windows over here.
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Mandine: Uh-huh.
Ooh, what about over here?
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Amir: Those are also
25-foot windows.
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Mandine: Oh, I love symmetry.
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Amir: Oh.
And the hardwood floors.
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Mandine: Oh, my goodness.
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Oooh!
-Amir: Ohhh, ow!
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Mandine: Oh!
-Amir: Ow!
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Mandine: Oh!
-Amir: Enough!
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Mandine: Oh!
-Amir: I got into a fight
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with like ten guys,
-Mandine: Ten?
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Amir: and I beat them up,
but they got my spine.
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Mandine: I hate
when that happens.
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Amir: Can we just lay off
on the hugging?
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Mandine: Yes. I'm --
I'm so sorry.
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Show me the rest of the house.
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I'm really sorry.
-Amir: Oh, there is
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an infinity pool in it.
-Mandine: Ah!
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Mnh!
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That's good.
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Amir: And, oh,
there's wraparound views,
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360 wraparound views here.
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Mandine: Oh!
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I --
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Oh, my goodness.
-Amir: If you want,
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we can go to the
-Mandine: Oh, perfect.
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Amir: steam room and sauna.
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Mandine:
That is nice.
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Amir: Yeah, and it's all
-Mandine: Oh, my goodness.
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Amir: made out of eucalyptus
wood. Oh, my God.
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I thought my quick thinking
put me in the clear,
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but Mandine fired me.
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I need a hug.
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Victoria: My mission
is to find Dean,
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and my first stop
is his house.
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Front doors are for chumps.
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Ooh!
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Uah!
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Ohhh! Oh, my God!
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Agneta: Get off my balcony,
you dirty,
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Victoria: Calm down.
-Agneta: designer pigeon!
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Victoria: Listen,
I work with Dean, all right?
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Agneta: You nasty piece
of flying parasite.
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Victoria: Enough with the names!
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I work with Dean, okay?
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I'm looking for him.
We're worried!
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We suspect foul play.
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Agneta: Okay, I did not know.
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Victoria: Who does this
knife-wielding,
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bloody-aproned woman
think she is?
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Agneta: I'm his housekeeper
and occasional snuggle buddy
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and his lover,
and that is it, and on and off,
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and sometimes
I'm his confidante.
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Sometimes I am
the person he turns to
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if he needs a warm bath.
-Victoria: Okay, I don't think
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you're -- I don't think
you're his lover.
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Agneta: No, I'm his
on-and-off-again lover.
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Victoria: You're using the word
a little loosely, "lover."
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Agneta: No, it's when you have
hot, rawboning sex, no?
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Victoria: Okay, you know what?
Is Dean here?!
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Are you keeping him hostage?
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You tell me if you're
keeping him hostage.
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Agneta: No!
-Victoria: I swear to God,
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if you're
Richard Simmons-ing him,
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I will -- I will --
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Agneta: Dean is on a cruise.
-Victoria: A cruise?
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Agneta: He went on
the David Copperfield cruise.
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Victoria: He doesn't
like David Copperfield.
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Agneta: You don't think
Dean likes magic?
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Victoria: How long is he
gonna be on this cruise for?!
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When is he due back?!
-Agneta: I don't know.
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This is the thing about
David Copperfield cruises.
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You never know when they're
going to appear or disappear.
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Victoria: I'm sure there's
a date when he arrives.
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Agneta: All I can say is
he's got to come back
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because there's
a John Mayer cruise
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that is coming up
in another two weeks.
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Victoria: Dean's been sleeping
with his housekeeper,
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likes magic andJohn Mayer?
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If Dean gets back,
tell him to call me.
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I'll be at the office.
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Agneta: Oh, you're going
to the office?
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Would you do me a favor, please?
Thank you!
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Victoria: No, I don't want to --
-Agneta: Would you mind
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bringing my son his lunch?
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Victoria: Your son?
Who's your son?!
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Agneta: My son is Glenn.
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Dean: Glenn is my son.
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Victoria: What the fuck?!
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Agneta: This is Glenn
-Victoria: Oh, my God. Ohh!
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Agneta: and he's thinking
something very important.
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Can you see the resemblance?
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A lot of people say
he's my doppelganger.
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Victoria: It's uncanny.
Those piercing,
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creepy, blue eyes.
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Baxter: DJ is not a good boss,
but Baxter and Andrew
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are gonna do what Baxter
and Andrew do.
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Andrew: Uh-huh, bein' the best
at bein' best friends
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and bein' okay at selling houses
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Baxter: Yeah.
-Andrew: and havin' fun, baby!
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Baxter: Ow!
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Baxter:
♪ This. is fun ♪♪
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Andrew: We're meeting
a former child star,
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Braden Bryce Howard, to show
him a house in Hollywood.
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Baxter: Braden has always lived
with his mom/manager,
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but now he's finally ready
to step out on his own.
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Braden: Yeah, what's up,
followers? Right now,
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I'm lookin' at my first house
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without my momager.
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'Cause we divorced.
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This is where
the cold food sleeps.
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Baxter: Yeah, this is
a built-in sub-zero fridge.
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Braden: I like that.
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Baxter: That is
the owner's food.
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Andrew: Oop, dropped one.
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Braden: My mom used to tell me,
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"You don't need to swallow
your food to eat it.
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You just gotta get the taste."
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Oh, snap!
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Check this out.
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This is where
the hot food lives.
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Andrew: Yeah.
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Braden: I like this.
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Something separating me
from the food.
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Baxter: Oh,
you need me to open it?
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Sure.
-Andrew: I gotta tell you,
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we're both huge fans of yours.
-Braden: Ah-ha.
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Baxter: Yeah, "Hang Ten Squad"
was our whole childhood.
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Braden: Fan love.
-Andrew: Yeah. What's up?
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Fan love.
-Braden: What's up, man?
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Baxter: Here you go.
-Braden: Yeah.
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Aw, thanks, white man.
-Baxter: Yeah.
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Braden: I like this.
-Baxter: Good, good. Yeah.
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Andrew: Good stuff. Good stuff.
-Braden: I like this.
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Andrew: Hey, you got any, uh --
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you got any new movies
or anything in the works
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Baxter: Yeah, what's gonna on?
-Andrew: you can give us a --
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a little taste of?
-Braden: Yo, spoiler alert.
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Andrew: Yeah.
-Braden: Nothing at the moment.
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Andrew: Oh.
-Braden: And what's this pit?
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Andrew: Uh, this is a sink.
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Braden: Oh! Snap. I'm sorry.
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Baxter: It's not --
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this isn't one --
that's automatic.
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Andrew: Did you not know
that water was gonna come out?
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Braden: No, I knew the water
was gonna come out,
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I just didn't -- I wasn't ready.
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Baxter: This is stainless.
-Braden: I gotta turn that thing
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every time?
-Baxter: Yes.
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Well, you can get an automatic
one, if you wanted.
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Braden: I mean, how you even
turn it off, you know,
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you gotta like...?
-Baxter: No, no.
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No.
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No. We want to -- You --
No. You take it --
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Braden: This sink is whack!
-Baxter: No, don't do that.
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Try this.
-Braden: That sink is broke.
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It's fucked, man!
-Baxter: Hold on. Hold on.
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Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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No.
-Andrew: That's not --
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Braden: Man, this sink
is leakin', man!
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Baxter: Wow! Braden's mom
must've done everythingfor him.
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Braden: How close to
the kitchen is the room
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where I make number two?
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Andrew: The bathroom?
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Normally I wouldn't
clarify it,
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but what -- what are you
thinkin' number two means?
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Baxter: Do you have to go
to the bathroom?
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Braden: What do I think
a number two means?
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Andrew: Yeah.
-Braden: Drop a urine.
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Baxter: So Braden set out
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all the plates
on the kitchen island.
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Andrew: And then he ran off.
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Braden, are you going
to the bathroom?
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Braden: Yeah.
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Baxter: He's taking a shit;
he's taking a shit.
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Don't shit there.
-Braden: What?
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Baxter: Don't -- you're
shitting -- don't shit there.
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Don't shit --
-Braden: Oh! Too late.
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Baxter: Shit.
-Braden: Sorry, man.
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Andrew: What number is that?
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Braden: I just took
a number four.
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That's a number two
and one together.
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Baxter: Sometimes this job feels
like someone's taking
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a number four on your face.
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Braden: Oh, snap!
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I didn't realize this is
where we came from.
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Baxter: What the fuck?
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Andrew: Will you clean up
the, uh --
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clean up the poop?
-Baxter: Me?
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Andrew: Clean up the poop.
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Baxter: No,
I cleaned up the pee
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when he peed downstairs.
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You clean this up.
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Andrew: You can't compare
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a pee cleanup
to a poop cleanup.
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Baxter: There was blood
in the pee.
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Andrew: I'll clean it up.
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Glenn: Agneta -- I mean, my
mommy -- is still pretty upset
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about running into
Victoria this morning.
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She's been calling me
nonstop all day.
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Mom, Mom,
that's not what I said. Mom.
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Mom, that's not what I said.
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Oh, darn. Hold on.
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You have to listen to me, okay?
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I can't --
Ugh. Okay.
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Text me --
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Hi.
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All my focus right now
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is going towards finding love,
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but I've hit a snag
because my Feeler profile
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is not getting anyhits.
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My ideal Friday evening:
me, my couch,
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my harmonica,
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and a bottle of milk.
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Mondays, right?
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Are you still there, Mom?
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00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,948
I -- ooh. Ooh. Oh!
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00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,995
Aah! I'm such a klutz,
no one will ever date me.
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00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,736
So I'm getting advice from
the best matchmakers around,
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Ronna and Bev.
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Ronna: Hello! Wow.
-Bev: Are you Glenn?
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Glenn: Yeah, I'm Glenn Bouchard.
-Ronna: Ronna Glickman.
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Bev: Beverly Ginsberg.
-Ronna: Such a pleasure.
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Bev: On the phone,
you sounded Asian.
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00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,876
Glenn: Thank you.
403
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,138
Ronna: How are you, dear?
404
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,748
Glenn: I'm doing very well.
405
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,402
I'm so excited.
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00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,100
You come so highly recommended.
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Ronna: We connect people
to other people.
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Bev: Connectors.
-Ronna: What we like to say is,
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if there's match to be made,
we make it.
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Bev: Hello!
-Ronna: In any event --
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Bev: Hello! Hello!
-Ronna: Glenn,
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tell us a little bit
about yourself.
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Bev: You're looking for a woman.
-Glenn: Great. Yeah.
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Bev: You're paying for today?
-Glenn: Yeah, sure.
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Bev: We'll have one
of each of the appetizers.
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We'll have the pork
a la Dijonnaise,
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Glenn: Well --
-Bev: "pat" de la fruit da mer.
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What is that?
Can we get that with no prawns,
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snow peas, scallops,
mushrooms, or linguine?
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Waitress: So you just want
a bowl of sauce?
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Bev: Yep, and we'll have
six of each of the desserts.
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Glenn: That's too
many desserts.
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Ronna: What are your
proclivities in the boudoir?
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Bev: Yeah, fetishes,
things that you really like.
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Glenn: Okay.
-Ronna: Are you gonna, you know,
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run in a panic
in the other direction
427
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,270
if a finger ends up somewhere?
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Bev: Do you want your prostate
tickled or smacked?
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00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,928
Ronna: If you could compare
yourself to an animal
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or a celebrity in the bedroom,
who would that be?
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00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,412
Bev: For instance,
I'm a Michelle Pfeiffer
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on the outside,
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00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,371
and Mike Tyson on the inside.
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00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,807
I'll bite your balls right off.
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00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,461
Glenn: Wow.
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00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:28,030
I'd say on the outside,
I'm a koala bear, and
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on the inside,
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I'm --
-Ronna: A toad?
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00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,469
Glenn: I'd say Greg Louganis.
-Ronna: Oh.
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Glenn: But heterosexual.
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Ronna: Huh.
-Bev: Hmm.
442
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,606
Isn't it great they fixed AIDS?
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00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,956
Ronna: I have to be honest. I
think you're a pretty nice guy.
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00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,176
Glenn: I just want to say,
if I'm being completely honest,
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I really want to have children.
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00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,875
That has to be on the table.
-Ronna: Okay.
447
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,050
Glenn: And I also
have a condition
448
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,617
called intermittent blood.
449
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:52,620
That means that sometimes
my blood is very thin,
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and sometimes it's chunky.
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00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,451
Ronna: So, on some days,
you're a hemophiliac,
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and other days,
you have Jell-O for blood?
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00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,758
I'm confused.
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00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,369
Glenn: Yeah,
the viscosity of my blood
455
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:05,241
just kinda changes depending
on atmospheric pressure,
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how much water I'm drinking,
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00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,505
how much starch
I have in my diet.
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00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,514
Ronna: Honestly, Beverly?
No, I'm infuriated right now.
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00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,299
Bev: Me too.
-Ronna: 'Cause here's
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what I don't do:
I don't waste my time.
461
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,303
My time is important
to me, Glenn.
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00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,739
You know what, Beverly?
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00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,480
You deal with this
'cause this gentleman
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has wasted my time.
You understand?
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We have girls positive for all
of the shtetl diseases, okay?
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00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,619
Tay-Sachs, Creutzfeldter's.
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You name it.
-Bev: Cystic fibrosis.
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00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,144
Ronna:
And what we can't do is
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add into the mix some guy who,
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one day, his blood's made
of lemonade, and the next day,
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it's made of mud.
Do you understand?
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Glenn: Yeah, I'm --
-Ronna: Who's dying
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to procreate.
Who's trying to pass on
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that gene to other people.
-Glenn: No, I --
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Ronna: Do we look like
hucksters to you?
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00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,506
Glenn: I'm not trying --
-Bev: You've really upset her,
477
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,724
and I'll tell you why:
478
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,727
She doesn't want
to be responsible
479
00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:00,601
for some girl that we set you
up with who kills you
480
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:05,214
because her sexual aggression
is so loud and proud,
481
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,651
she spins around on your dick,
and then suddenly,
482
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,175
you're a dead man;
she's a murderer.
483
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,220
You want us to make murderers
out of women?
484
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,048
Shame on you.
-Glenn: No, that wasn't why I --
485
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,441
Bev: Brethany,
we'll take it to go!
486
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,051
Glenn: Hey, I'm -- no, please.
487
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,620
I-I'm good person.
488
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,708
Jesus!
489
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,673
Victoria: Ugh!
490
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,848
I've been driving around
in a haze
491
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,589
ever since I left Dean's house.
492
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,200
Luckily, I got a call
from a buyer
493
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,377
who kicked Amir to the curb.
494
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,813
Now, Mandine, I know Amir
495
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,989
already showed you this house,
but, I think
496
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,557
it's worth reconsidering
because the seller
497
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,167
just dropped it
a million dollars.
498
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,345
Victoria: I know.
-Mandine: A million dollars?!
499
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,825
Oh, my God!
-Victoria: Okay.
What are you...?
500
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,522
Mandine: Oh.
I'm just giving you a hug.
501
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,611
Victoria: Right.
We don't really know each other,
502
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,178
so, it's kind of --
-Mandine: Oh, well, I'm just a,
503
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,659
you know, a touchy-feely person.
I really love hugs.
504
00:18:58,659 --> 00:18:59,529
Victoria: I really
love distance.
505
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,401
Mandine: Oh, okay, well.
506
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,968
My philosophy is what are we,
if not children
507
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,405
just wanting an embrace?
508
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,058
Victoria:
What did you just say?
509
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,582
Mandine: I mean, my philosophy
is just what are we,
510
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,497
if not children
wanting an embrace?
511
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,413
Victoria:
That's the most beautiful thing
512
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,415
I've ever heard.
513
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,330
It's the me of words.
514
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,942
What are we if not...
wanting an embrace?
515
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,249
A child inside?
-Mandine: Yeah, we're all just
516
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,293
children inside.
-Victoria: Oh, God.
517
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,468
Mandine:
Here, give me a hug.
518
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,296
Victoria: Stay away, Mommy!
519
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,993
You abandon me
for my whole life,
520
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,387
and now you want to hug me?!
521
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,563
Wait, what?
What did I just say?
522
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,914
Mandine: I'm gonna sign
this document, uh-huh,
523
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,655
it's a contract.
524
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,918
You get your commission.
525
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,485
Victoria:
Feed me, Mommy.
526
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,879
Feed baby Victoria
from your commission teats.
527
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,273
Mandine: Ohh.
You're such a good girl.
528
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,752
Amir: This is the living room,
529
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,232
like no living room
-Mandine: You're such
530
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,668
a good girl.
-Amir: you've ever seen, Paul.
531
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,627
Victoria: Too late, Amir.
-Amir: What do you mean?
532
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,281
Victoria:
She's buying the house.
533
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,717
Mandine: I signed the papers.
-Amir: What are you
534
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:57,935
talking about?
-Victoria: Hey! Get back!
535
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,763
Mandine: Hey, back.
536
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,374
Amir: Is this 'cause
of the touch thing?
537
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,853
You can touch me.
You can touch all of me.
538
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,115
Victoria: You don't like
her touching!
539
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,161
Mandine: It's fine.
540
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,425
Victoria and I are having
a verygood time together.
541
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,731
I like her very much.
542
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,602
In fact, I want you
to sell my house.
543
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:16,171
6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms,
2 extra ones.
544
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,346
-Mandine: And a pool
545
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,521
that I put in myself.
546
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,827
Victoria:
I'm gonna sell her house!
547
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,089
Amir: No, I can sell your house!
I will --
548
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,177
Victoria: Getting too close!
549
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,440
Mandine: Victoria, no. Back.
550
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,789
Amir: I will get you top dollar.
551
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,008
You can touch me.
You can touch it all.
552
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,053
Victoria: Get away!
553
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,665
Amir: All right, okay, fine.
You wanna play this game?
554
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:32,840
Mandine: Yes, please
get out of my house.
555
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,320
Amir: Paul, come on.
556
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670
Victoria: I don't like you,
either, Paul.
557
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,933
Mandine:
You're a very good girl.
558
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:39,977
Victoria: I'm so excited.
559
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,153
It's my favorite kind of win:
560
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,764
one where Amir loses!
561
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,946
Chelsea: Okay, why is DJ
calling the second
562
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,556
emergency meeting of the day?
563
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,167
DJ: All rise.
Just kidding.
564
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,474
Hi!
-Amir: What am I doing?
565
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,997
DJ: What are you doing?
-Amir: You tell me, boss.
566
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,608
DJ: Squats?
-Amir: Level up.
567
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,262
DJ: Oh.
-Amir: I'm onboard.
568
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,915
Level up, baby.
-DJ: Oh, no, we're not
569
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,266
doing that anymore.
No more leveling up.
570
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,702
Amir: Why do I even try?!
571
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,095
DJ: Now it's all about
stretching it out,
572
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,359
and that means all the way
from our calves
573
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,579
to our hammies, to our quads,
574
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,320
to our hip flexors,
575
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,453
right here to our diaphragm,
our lats.
576
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,499
Guys, what can we do today
to loosen our lats,
577
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,675
other than this?
-Chelsea: No.
578
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,895
DJ: We need to fly
on those lats.
579
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,723
That's what we should do.
580
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,116
But not anymore,
because so that's old now.
581
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,944
Amir: So, stretch it
out is done?
582
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,424
DJ: Stretch it out is over.
-Chelsea: You just created it.
583
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:36,904
DJ: No, no, no, no,
it's not stretching,
584
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,906
because what time
of the day is it again?
585
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,560
It's almost dusk, right?
586
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,518
So, yeah, let's switch it.
587
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,694
Let's do dusk, dusk, goose.
588
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,654
Baxter: We don't understand any
of these rules you're making up.
589
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,264
Chelsea: Yeah.
-Baxter: Dean would come in
590
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,136
and would say, "Hey, if we don't
sell this amount of money
591
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,921
by the end of the week,
-DJ: No. Guys.
592
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,531
Baxter: you're all fired."
-DJ: That's the way that we're
593
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,141
running this company.
-Baxter: He's been taking
594
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,405
the elevator up.
-Shaunia: This is enough!
595
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,843
DJ, I am sick
of your inane chatter!
596
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,288
Dean: That's right,
597
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,594
it's me,
598
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,552
Dean Rosedragon.
599
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,076
Andrew: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
600
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,601
Aaaaaaah-aah-aah-aah-
aah-aah-aah!
601
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:25,909
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
602
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:26,736
Dean: Good?
603
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:27,389
Andrew: Yeah.
604
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,444
DJ: Papa has returned!
605
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,097
Wait, no.
606
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,664
Papa has revealed!
607
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,971
Dean: That's right,
my legitimate son,
608
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,276
I've been here the whole time,
609
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,800
listening to all of you
610
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,802
and listening
to your schemes.
611
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:49,846
Guess what?
612
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,587
I'm going to take control
613
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,067
of this company once again
614
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,025
and do it the old-fashioned way.
615
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,812
I intend to become
a broker here at Platinum.
616
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,510
Chelsea: Wait, you were
Shaunia the whole time?
617
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:02,990
Dean: Yes, obviously.
618
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,253
Chelsea: Hey, Shaunia,
do you have another pen?
619
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,472
Shaunia: I think so.
620
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,951
This is for writing
621
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,866
on temporary whiteboards.
622
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,346
Chelsea: Just a regular.
623
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,652
Shaunia: Here you go.
624
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,697
Chelsea: Like, the whole,
whole time?
625
00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,177
Dean: Yes, for the better
part of a year,
626
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,440
I have been masquerading
as this person
627
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,442
so I could infiltrate Platinum,
628
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,835
unseen, unheard,
629
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,446
and make my plans
to become a broker
630
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,013
and seize power from within.
631
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,275
Amir: Shaunia helped talk me
through the death
632
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,755
of my grandmother.
-Chelsea: Ugh.
633
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,717
I told my parents about her.
634
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,554
This is the girl
I fell in love with.
635
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,208
This is the girl
636
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,992
we all fell in love with!
-Baxter: We all fell in love
637
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,167
with her.
-Chelsea: You were our friend!
638
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,517
Dean:
Can we move past the idea
639
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,780
that I impersonated this person,
640
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,869
befriended you all for
the better part of a year,
641
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,348
and get to what's
really important?
642
00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:00,003
I'm going to be a broker here
at Platinum.
643
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,701
Glenn: Hold on a second.
Amir --
644
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,224
Amir's taking something out --
Andrew: Amir. Hey. Jesus.
645
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,182
Baxter: Amir. Amir.
-Andrew: This is not okay.
646
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,923
This is not okay.
-Glenn: Amir, stop.
647
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,795
Chelsea: Shaunia.
-Baxter: What?!
648
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,274
Chelsea: Were you and Roberto
649
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,667
both Shaunia
this whole time?
650
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,539
Dean:
Amir just put that mask
651
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,801
on that gentleman.
652
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,455
I have been Shaunia
this whole time.
653
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,544
Chelsea: Shaunia! Shaunia!
-Dean: No, no.
654
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,241
Chelsea: Why didn't you
return my calls?
655
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:24,158
We were supposed to go to --
-Amir: What the fuck?!
656
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,203
Dean: Their stupidity
is taking all the fun
657
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:27,901
out of my triumphant reveal.
658
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,816
DJ: Papá? Well done.
659
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,471
Dean: Son, I will destroy you.
660
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,908
And so I say, let's begin
661
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:38,085
the Battle of the Rosedragons.
662
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,826
DJ: Father versus son,
663
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,176
in the classic rise to power
664
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,394
over a company.
665
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:46,267
Dean: The ancient story,
writ anew.
666
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:48,530
DJ: Let's writ it once again!
667
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,097
Dean: Once more
668
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,011
DJ: No, I'm gonna end it!
-Dean: unto the breach!
669
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,447
DJ: I'm gonna end it!
670
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,318
Dean: I will end it!
-DJ: You will not --
671
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,277
Dean: I will yell!
-DJ: What? What?!
672
00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,583
Dean: You will hear me
-DJ: Watch yourself!
673
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,932
Dean: end it with a yell!
674
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,368
DJ: Oh, well, then,
675
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,457
I guess I'm go--
-Dean: Hear me now!
676
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,415
DJ: I guess I'm gonna win!
-Dean: I will win.
677
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,156
DJ: Then, we'll see who!
678
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,854
Will be in charge.
-Dean: It will be
679
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,160
♪ me-e-e-e-e! ♪
680
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,728
DJ: Of Platinum.
-Dean: Me.
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