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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,740 ?? 2 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,047 Andrew: The day we have all been waiting for 3 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,749 has finally arrived. 4 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:20,386 Dean: In eight weeks time, I'm going to take on... 5 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:23,322 a partner here at Platinum. 6 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,656 Victoria: [ Sighs ] 7 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,091 It's me. 8 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:29,728 Amir Yaghoob will be your next partner. 9 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,096 Chelsea: Glenn has, again, 10 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,631 called one of his morning meetings. 11 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,366 I swear, this is the first thing 12 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,235 I'm getting rid of when I'm partner. 13 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:39,071 Glenn: This algorithm in place right here 14 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:41,273 is going to determine who becomes partner 15 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,474 by the end of the day. 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,575 Andrew: How? Chelsea: What?! 17 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,210 Victoria: Since when does Glenn 18 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,513 have anything to do with who makes partner? 19 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,481 How? How are you figuring this out? 20 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,183 Glenn: Sales overall, obviously, 21 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,452 is one of the biggest determining factors 22 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,820 in this chart. 23 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,356 Bit then there's also other intangibles, 24 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:00,159 things that make a broker truly great. 25 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,694 It's not just sales. It's intangibles. 26 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,496 Baxter: Ooh, thank God. Andrew: Yeah. 27 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,432 Our sales are not great. 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,766 How do you close on a Friday? 29 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,501 Do you finish the week off well? 30 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,770 On a Tuesday around 10:00 a.m. 31 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:16,775 Are you approaching your clients in a specific way? 32 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,544 Amir: Glenn can make up any rules he wants 33 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,079 as long as I win. 34 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,580 Baxter: Could you tell us some other factors? 35 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,182 Andrew: What are the other factors?! 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,616 Amir: You don't have to tell anyone anything! 37 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,251 Andrew: No! Amir, you shut up! 38 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,687 Amir: We have trust in him! I have trust in you, bro. 39 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,556 Chelsea: No, no, you are such a piece of shit right now. 40 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,324 Andrew: You, by mistake, landed -- 41 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,425 Chelsea: Don't yell in my ear! 42 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,760 You sound like a bullhorn. 43 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,728 Andrew: You're putting your ear in my mouth! 44 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,831 Chelsea: You sound like a mascot at a shitty football game! 45 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,666 Baxter: Why don't you back off? 46 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,367 Why don't you back off?! 47 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,503 Andrew: Well, you're the shitty football game, then! 48 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,205 Chelsea: I'm done playing cool Chelsea. 49 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,408 It's time to debut dick-punching Chelsea. 50 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:52,177 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is concrete sales, huh? 51 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,113 Like Kermit the frog just running around here? 52 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:55,447 Glenn: Don't -- Don't touch the board. Don't touch the board. 53 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,582 Chelsea: Oh, does this bother you? 54 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:57,883 Does this bother you? What? 55 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,119 Amir: Oh, Chelsea thinks she's running shit now? 56 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,320 Nope! Not today! 57 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,688 You want to play with me?! Chelsea: I do! 58 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,289 Amir: You want to play with me? 59 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,457 Chelsea: I'm taller than you! 60 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,159 Amir: Stop it! 61 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:09,461 Baxter: Stop! Amir: Hold me back. 62 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,863 Chelsea: Why are you hiding behind a man of similar size? 63 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:12,331 Amir: Hold me back. Help! 64 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,666 Baxter: Hey! Amir: Is this what you wanted? 65 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,768 Victoria: This is real good, guys. 66 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,604 Chelsea: Happy birthday, motherfucker. 67 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,639 Baxter: Is it your birthday? 68 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,207 Amir: It is my birthday, 69 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,809 and I hope that was put into consideration. 70 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,310 Baxter: ? ...birthday... ? 71 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,478 Together: ? ...to you ? 72 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,646 Chelsea: Fuck. 73 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:31,750 All: ? Happy birthday to you ? 74 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:35,387 ? Happy birthday dear Amir ? 75 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,357 Chelsea: Amir? I'm sorry. 76 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,626 ?? 77 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,709 Victoria: Once they got it out of their system, 78 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,211 we all calmed down. 79 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,613 So now Glenn can explain his stupid board! 80 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,248 God, he's an idiot! 81 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,383 Glenn: Do you want an explanation of the chart? 82 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,918 Victoria: I would love one. 83 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,653 Glenn: Or do you want to keep dipping your dick in applesauce? 84 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,921 Andrew: What? Chelsea: Where are you from? 85 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,756 Baxter: Would that be good? Glenn: Cold. 86 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,458 Well, that's not good. That's cold. Warm. 87 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,693 Now we're getting a little warmer 88 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,928 because it's not cold anymore. 89 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,963 $3 million. $3 million. 90 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,665 That's great. Chelsea: That's dollars? 91 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,832 Glenn: Oh, we're moving up. We're heating up. 92 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,267 We're heating up, and we're heating up 93 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,402 more than $3 million. 94 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,636 Oops, I made even more sales 95 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,837 than I did when I was heating up. 96 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,506 Andrew: Oops? Glenn: 6:00 p.m. 97 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,275 This actually only tracks sales at 6:00 p.m. exactly. 98 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,844 What don't you understand about going from heating up 99 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,946 to "oops, dollar sign"? 100 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,614 Just like to remind everybody 101 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,417 that you got this day left to sell. 102 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,651 This day is the only day 103 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,386 that you have left to climb the board. 104 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,422 Amir: I don't need another day to climb the board. 105 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,691 I'm already on top pissing on everyone as they climb. 106 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,859 I'm all like "pssss"! 107 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,595 And they're all like, "Oh! 108 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,697 Oh, there's piss in my eyes!" 109 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,931 Chelsea: Yeah, I'm at the bottom, 110 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,566 but I got all day to change that. 111 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,235 Baxter: We only have until 4:00 p.m. 112 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,604 to prove to Dean that we're worthy of the promotion. 113 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:59,972 Andrew: It's not a lot of time. 114 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:01,840 Victoria: They should all quit. 115 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,442 The partnership will be mine. 116 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,476 [ Growling ] Mine! 117 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,845 ?? 118 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:11,516 Chelsea: I'm heading to Toluca Lake 119 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,685 to negotiate with a broker I've never worked with before 120 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,721 because my client wants to make an offer 121 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,256 on a house he represents! 122 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,826 ? Chelsea is moving on up on Glenn's board ? 123 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:21,994 Gio. Gio: How do you do? 124 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,762 Chelsea: Great to meet you. Chelsea. 125 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,330 Gio: Great to meet you, too. It's beautiful, huh, huh? 126 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,999 Chelsea: Beautiful. Gio: Beautiful neighborhood. 127 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,867 You know, Beverly Hills of the Valley is what they say. 128 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,569 Chelsea: They do say that. Gio: It's what they say. 129 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,703 So... 130 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,305 Chelsea: I have good news for you. 131 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,841 Chelsea: I have a wonderful offer from my client. 132 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,009 Gio: Mm. Chelsea: She'd like to do, 133 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,510 for this property... Gio: Okay. 134 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,978 Chelsea: ...6.5, 30-day escrow. 135 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,613 Gio: [ Inhales sharply ] Ooh. Chelsea: All cash, huh? 136 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,350 Gio: Ooh, ooh. Okay, okay. I like the cash. 137 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,451 Chelsea: Yeah? 138 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,753 I'm about to seal this deal, 139 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,855 and in walks some greasy blue Popsicle. 140 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,890 Gio: Ah, 6.9 you say? 141 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,558 Chelsea: $6.5. Gio: $6.5 you say. 142 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,894 6.5. Oh, hey. I don't know you. 143 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,062 Man: Hi. I don't know you, my friend. 144 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,630 Gio: Hi. Man: How do you do? 145 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,898 Chelsea: Hi. Man: How do you do? 146 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,633 Gio: She's another broker. Chelsea: Why? 147 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,868 Man: How do you do? Huh? 148 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,336 I don't want to bug you. You're making a deal. 149 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,771 Gio: We make a deal. Man: I got a client. 150 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,339 Uh, I'm a broker myself, and this place is, uh -- 151 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:08,507 Gio: Okay, whatever -- 152 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,675 whatever your client say, 153 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,809 she just offered, uh, 7.8? 154 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,877 Chelsea: 6.5. Gio: 6.5 she say. 155 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,512 I'd love to just deal with -- 156 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,980 Man: I don't want to bug your deal. Go ahead, go ahead. 157 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,782 Chelsea: Thank you. Man: Okay, Chris Brown. 158 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,517 I'll call you back. Gio: Chris Brown? 159 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,752 Man: I will call you back, okay, when I've seen the whole place. 160 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,387 But the pool alone seems to be worth 7.2. 161 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,655 Gio: Chris Brown? 162 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,923 Chelsea: He doesn't know Chris Brown. 163 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,558 Gio: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 164 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,661 Man: What did she say she'd do? She said she'd do 8.8? 165 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,463 Chelsea: 6.5. Gio: She said 8.8. 166 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,964 Man: Close. You should close with her, 167 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,666 because Chris is gonna be crazy. He'd be mad at me. 168 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,034 Gio: We should close at 8.8. 169 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,736 Man: He's probably going to hit me, you know? 170 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,905 Chelsea: And then it hits me. This is Serge and Gio, isn't it? 171 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,573 Gio: You tell Chris Brown -- Man: It's already sold? 172 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,908 Gio: It's sold for 7.4. 173 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,711 Chelsea: 6.5. Man: This house for 7.4? 174 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,945 Chelsea: 6.5. Gio: Which is good. 175 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,413 Chelsea: Always 6.5. 176 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:49,881 Man: You just put the wool on this one, huh? 177 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,583 Chelsea: Nope. Gio: Yeah, you did a fast one. 178 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,951 Chelsea: What? Man: Hey. 179 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,820 Chelsea: Can you -- do you need me to bend down? 180 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,755 Man: Yeah. Congratulations. 181 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,490 Chelsea: Thank you. Man: Congratulations. 182 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,691 Gio: You tell Chris Brown... 183 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,959 Chelsea: Damn it. Gio: ....he too slow. 184 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,561 Man: Oh, I just got a text from him. 185 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,962 He would go 8. Gio: Oh. 186 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,664 Chelsea: Can I see it? Man: Oh, the service wiped it. 187 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,965 But he would go 8. 188 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,500 Gio: He would go 8, so maybe if we go 9.2? 189 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,369 Chelsea: What, 9.2? Gio: Maybe we go 9.2, 190 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,903 scare him away. Chelsea: You've lost your mind. 191 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,105 Man: I think you would lose Chris. 192 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:14,373 I'll tell you right now, Chris -- 193 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,707 Hang on, let me hit him. Ready? 194 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,110 Call my good friend Chris Brown. 195 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,578 Gio: Oh, he's calling Chris Brown. 196 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,113 That's exciting. 197 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,981 Siri: I don't see Chris Brown in your contacts. 198 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,684 Perhaps you meant one of these nine? 199 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,119 [ Double beep ] 200 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,490 Gio: 6.5? 201 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,457 Chelsea: 6.5. 202 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:33,792 Gio: Cash. Okay. 203 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,860 Chelsea: Yeah. Gio: I never met that guy. 204 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,027 Chelsea: All right. 205 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,129 Gio: I never met that guy. 206 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:38,597 Chelsea: I don't believe you. 207 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,665 Gio: I never met you! 208 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,934 ?? 209 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:50,509 Both: ? We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get it ? 210 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,877 Baxter: ? The partnership ? 211 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,712 Both: ? He's got to choose us ? 212 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,013 Ow! 213 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,515 Andrew: ? We're the obvious choice ? 214 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,850 ? when you line us all up with the others ? 215 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,452 Baxter: ? Yeah ? 216 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,587 We're on our way to meet our client Neville Tipton. 217 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,856 Andrew: We're gonna show him a gorgeous new Malibu house 218 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,191 that just hit the market. 219 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:09,895 Uh, do you like a room with a view? 220 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,097 Neville: Uh, what? Oh. Wow. 221 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,765 Andrew: Oh, yeah. Neville: Wow. 222 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,167 Baxter: 'Cause you're in one. 223 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,169 Neville: [ Laughs ] That's why you're buying this. 224 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,136 Both: Yeah. 225 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,911 Neville: I'm seeing lots of wonderful windows and views out. 226 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,914 I'm just curious where the button might be 227 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,483 to make the steel casings come down. 228 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,518 Baxter: Oh, you mean like shades? 229 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,986 Neville: Yeah, shades, protection. 230 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,955 You know, like a metal casing. 231 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,757 Andrew: I don't think this house has -- 232 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,493 Baxter: No, this house definitely doesn't have steel, 233 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,095 Neville: Okay, that's gonna be a red flag for me. 234 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,864 Just so you guys know, it's a red flag. 235 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,232 Baxter: Well, this is very safe. 236 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,000 It's actually a private gated neighborhood. 237 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,502 Andrew: It's pretty secluded. Neville: I hear you, 238 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:53,538 but they're gonna pass, what, every hour? 239 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:57,576 So that gives him a nice window to say, "Whoo-hoosh, he's gone." 240 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,511 He ascends this thing, comes in, 241 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,079 and they're gonna know I'm alone instantly 242 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,214 'cause I only sleep on one side 243 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:03,882 and I keep the other side tucked in 244 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,250 just to remember the loss of my wife. 245 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,219 Andrew: Hey, Neville, unless it's a weekend 246 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,488 or something, right, and you have some chick over 247 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,022 that you're gonna plow all weekend? 248 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,858 Neville: I just said I keep one side of the bed 249 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,226 tucked in for the memory of my wife, 250 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:16,962 so most likely I wouldn't just go right to, 251 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,597 "Oh, are you dating?" 252 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,131 Andrew: Okay, next time I'll know. 253 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,766 Dead wives are a tricky subject. 254 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,802 Neville: Where's my panic room is what I'm gonna ask, 255 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,003 'cause every house has a panic room. 256 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,605 Andrew: Right. Baxter: No, not... 257 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,906 Andrew: Like I always say, 258 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,241 every room can be a panic room. 259 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,009 Neville: This house doesn't have a panic room? 260 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,177 Are you serious? Guys, why don't you -- 261 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,712 Baxter: Neville, but we can get one. 262 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,848 Neville: Why don't you sell me the outdoors? 263 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,150 Just put me in the middle of the yard 264 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,119 so I can get raped immediately. 265 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,654 Andrew: Neville sure talks about rape a lot. 266 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,556 Baxter: Yes, he does. Andrew: A lot. 267 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,661 ?? 268 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,264 Amir: I'm gonna say this in a good way. 269 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,865 You guys are probably my hardest clients 270 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,634 that I've had this year. 271 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,936 Man: Oh, yeah? Amir: You know what you want. I like that. 272 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,538 I don't like that. 273 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,873 I need this couple to make me a platinum-size sale 274 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,642 so that I can seal the partnership! 275 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,110 Look, it's our sixth house. 276 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,213 I'm willing to go to 15 houses, 20, 100, I don't care. 277 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,148 But I think this is the one. 278 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,954 Man: I do kind of -- look at those doors. 279 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,956 Honey, you'd fit like two methylene vats 280 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,257 through that at a time. 281 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,992 Woman: Yeah, but there's so much glass, 282 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,562 if someone wanted to ram in, they could do it really easily. 283 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,063 Man: You always mention the glass. 284 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,765 Those are things we can change. 285 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,199 Board up all the windows, 286 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,136 put an extra gate across there. 287 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,071 Have all the Dobermans back here. 288 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,040 Woman: I know, but I also kind of 289 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,642 feel like there's no coverage, there's no trees. 290 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,778 Amir: All right, I guess you want something 291 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,946 with a little more privacy. 292 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,181 Woman: Yes. Amir: Less ostentatious. 293 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,916 Man: I know this doesn't exist, 294 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,086 but if there was "Predator" technology for a house... 295 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,055 Amir: You want technology from the movie "Predator"? 296 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,222 Man: No, I'm saying -- Woman: What can you do 297 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,691 without "Predator" technology? 298 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,260 The closest to that, that's what we want. 299 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,762 Amir: I don't have access to "Predator" technology. 300 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,798 Man: We need a kitchen vent in every room. 301 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,066 But that's easy. 302 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,767 Amir: In every room you need a kitchen vent? 303 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,869 Woman: And I would -- and, like, a cook station in every room. 304 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,338 Amir: Are you a chef? I didn't know you were a chef. 305 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,839 Woman: A cook. Amir: You're a cook? 306 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,107 Woman: Mm-hmm. Amir: Oh, cool. 307 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,308 I'm like a big foodie. Where do you guys, 308 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,910 uh -- where do you guys like to go? 309 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,745 Man: Um...anyway... 310 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,246 Woman: But speaking of, I feel like there's not 311 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,848 great ventilation in the house, 312 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,718 so if any smells or flammable materials came up -- 313 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,219 Man: She says it's about ventilation. 314 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,022 You can shoot a hole through any roof anywhere. 315 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,091 I kept telling you that. Amir: Okay. 316 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,892 Woman: I don't want to argue about this. 317 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,160 Amir: I'm gonna pretend 318 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,096 that I don't know what you're talking about. 319 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,131 Woman: I don't know what you're talking -- 320 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,667 What are you talking about? 321 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,702 Amir: Rhymes with... 322 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,871 death. 323 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,841 Both: Beth? 324 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,244 Amir: You guys ever watch that show "Breaking Bad"? 325 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,179 Man: No, but "Better Call Saul," I do watch. 326 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,714 Woman: Yeah, that's better. 327 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,383 Man: Little lighter. I like that. 328 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,818 I have a question for you. Are you a cop? 329 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,086 And if you were, 330 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,822 you have to answer yes or no truthfully. 331 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,190 Amir: I don't think that's a real thing, 332 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,326 first of all, but no, I'm not a cop. 333 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,894 Woman: Why don't you just say no? 334 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,329 Amir: I'm not a cop. Man: It's not a real thing. 335 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,730 Woman: Are you wearing a recording device? 336 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,799 Amir: No, I'm -- just -- what are you -- 337 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,335 Woman: He's clean. 338 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,970 Man: All right, I check the dick. 339 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,371 Amir: I got nothing. 340 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,941 Man: How's your sister Jennifer doing these days? 341 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,210 Woman: How's your dog -- Sven? 342 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,446 Amir: Sven's doing great. Why? Woman: Are you sure? 343 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,882 Your dog walker took him out this morning. 344 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,917 Right? 345 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,452 He did two poops. 346 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,321 Man: Second one was a little runny. 347 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,323 Amir: He's been having stomach issues. 348 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,925 I've been using this organic feed. 349 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,327 Woman: Yeah? Bet his stomach's real sensitive. 350 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,730 Man: Right. We all have needs. 351 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:42,467 Amir: Sven, don't be scared! Daddy loves you! 352 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,836 ?? 353 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,778 Andrew: Our client Neville is very concerned about security. 354 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,914 Baxter: We'll do whatever we have to do 355 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,717 to reassure him the house is safe and make the sale. 356 00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,951 Neville: Why don't we role play, okay? 357 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,186 So, for argument's sake, 358 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,320 let's just say you're the intruder. 359 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,955 Okay? We'll call him Jake. 360 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,458 So, Jake just came through, and then his partner, Bob -- 361 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,159 We'll just call you Bob. Andrew: Okay. 362 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,894 Neville: You come through the fireplace, all right? 363 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,931 And I just encourage you guys, don't be afraid. 364 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,299 Make it real. 365 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,201 Baxter: Oddly enough, this is not the first time 366 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,936 we've had to role play to make a sale. 367 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,071 Andrew: No. Not even close. 368 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,272 Neville: This is tucked in 369 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,874 'cause my wife is not longer with me. 370 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,210 I'm just gonna make a little body pillow like I would, 371 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,112 like, to remember what her shape felt like. 372 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,313 Andrew: Neville? Neville: Mm-hmm? 373 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,881 Andrew: Would you like a safe word 374 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,050 just in case it goes too far? Neville: Yeah. 375 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,852 So, why don't we say "pancake," stop. 376 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,953 Andrew: Yeah. 377 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,255 Neville: "Ham steak," keep going. 378 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,923 Baxter: They're gonna sound similar, I think. 379 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,259 Andrew: But that'll make it fun. That'll make it fun. 380 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,261 Neville: And for argument's sake, 381 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,097 if we forget which one's which, let's just keep going. 382 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,366 Baxter: I hope we don't have to use the safe word. 383 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,834 Andrew: What's a ham steak? 384 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,169 Baxter: Hey. 385 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,004 Neville: [ Gasps ] What are you doing? 386 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,472 Baxter: I'm in here. 387 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,374 Andrew: I just got here, too. Neville: Who are you? 388 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,276 Andrew: My name's Bob. Neville: What's your name? 389 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,511 Baxter: I'm Jake. Neville: I'm Neville. 390 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,312 Are you gonna have your way with me? 391 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,480 Andrew: Does this answer your question? 392 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,350 Neville: Oh, please, this is my home. 393 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,118 My wife's no longer with us. 394 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,820 Andrew: Run. This is where you run. 395 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,255 Neville: Aah. Baxter: You should run. 396 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,257 Neville: Aah. Baxter: You're not running. 397 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,992 Neville: Aah. Please don't grab my legs! 398 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,460 Andrew: We got you. Neville: Aah! Oh, no! 399 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,362 Don't pull me back towards you! Ohh. 400 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,897 Baxter: All right, I'm taking him. 401 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,398 Neville: And then I get away. Aah. 402 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,800 Baxter: Okay, you're getting away. 403 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,234 Neville: But then Bob grabs me. 404 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,435 Andrew: Hey, you can't go this way. 405 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,304 Neville: Ohh. Good, good. Go with this. 406 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,439 Andrew: Seems gentle. Neville: Oh, no. 407 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,909 Oh, Miranda. Don't watch this, Miranda. 408 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,577 Andrew: Miranda's dead, right? Baxter: She's dead, right? 409 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,146 Neville: How dare you? How dare you? 410 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,014 Baxter: Stop bringing up his dead wife. 411 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,348 Andrew: I can't help it. 412 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,117 Neville: We can't just pretend like we're naked? 413 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,451 Good. 414 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,053 Andrew: Are we really going through with this? 415 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,555 Neville: Do you want this sale? 416 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,156 Baxter: Get rid of my clothes! Neville: Start at his pants. 417 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,591 Andrew: This stupid belt! Neville: Good. 418 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,293 Andrew: I'm done with this. 419 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,460 Neville: I'm gonna get out of here! 420 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,463 Oh, no. Aah! Dead end. Keep going. 421 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,199 Baxter: You could have easily escaped by now. 422 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,433 Neville: Okay, time-out. 423 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,402 Don't tell me if I could've gotten out. 424 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,837 Baxter: Do you want to get away? 425 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,106 ?? 426 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,911 Victoria: I'm about to make the easiest sale. 427 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,513 I'm showing a house to my clients -- 428 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,882 six grocery store workers who just won the lottery 429 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,450 and want to buy a house together. 430 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,886 [ Laughs ] How stupid is that? 431 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,627 The kitchen is actually my favorite room in the house. 432 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,562 As you can see, it's so spacious. 433 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,465 Gorgeous center island. Man: Wow. 434 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,400 Man #2: Do you guys like this natural light 435 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,902 that we're getting? I really like it. 436 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,937 Man: Take a vote. Man #3: Take it or leave it. 437 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,239 Man #2: Voting, I would say I like it. 438 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,607 Man #3: I like it. Victoria: Great. 439 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,141 Man #4: Now that I just heard everyone's opinion, 440 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,543 I just want to say I hate the light. 441 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,011 Man #2: We're happy to know your opinion. That helps. 442 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,980 Victoria: [ Sighs ] There is one catch. 443 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,282 They like to vote on everything. 444 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,251 But I'm not gonna let that stop me. 445 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,485 All right, four bedrooms. 446 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,354 I think you need at least four bedrooms. 447 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,222 And you guys, you have the money now. 448 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,523 Why not buy this big of a house? 449 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,392 Man #5: You've noticed that we have some money? 450 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,227 Have you seen, uh, what time it is? 451 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,963 Victoria: Oh, wow, okay. 452 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,901 Man #4: Twos and shoes, baby. [ Laughs ] 453 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,003 Victoria: Let me guess -- the coat. 454 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,005 Man #6: Heart transplant. Victoria: Oh, all right. 455 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,206 Well, that's sweet. 456 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,507 Man: Check these old slacks out, huh? 457 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,075 Victoria: Oh. Man #2: I guess you can say that 458 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,277 papa's got a brand-new bag. 459 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,444 Victoria: Yeah. Man #3: I love that. 460 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,013 Victoria: Papa does. Man #3: And I -- 461 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,081 I used, you know, a portion of my money 462 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,650 to, uh, uh, get some tattoos. 463 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,319 And can I tell you, they killed. They still hurt. 464 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,188 Man #2: Sometimes when I'm putting things in my new bag, 465 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,190 it reminds me of... 466 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,992 a grocery bag, when I used to... 467 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,429 Victoria: Well, you don't have to be grocers anymore. 468 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,564 Man #5: I still want to work at the grocery store. 469 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,400 I want a house that's close to the grocery store, yeah. 470 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,634 Victoria: You guys are still planning 471 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,936 on working at the grocery store? 472 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,270 Man #2: Yeah. Man #3: Yeah. 473 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,538 Man #2: Still working. 474 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,973 Man #6: I don't know. 475 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,508 I'm a little torn on the grocery store. 476 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,676 Man #3: Well, the votes are in. You're going back 477 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,411 to the grocery store. Man: Yeah. 478 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,612 Victoria: Well, you know what, you can do 479 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,080 what you want to do on your own time. 480 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,348 But what I think we need to decide right now 481 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,016 is are we gonna buy this house? 482 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:57,188 Raise your hand if you want to buy this house. 483 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,623 Man #3: No! Man: No way. 484 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,658 Man #3: No way am I living here! Man #2: Are you crazy? 485 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,493 Man #3: There's so many sinks in here! 486 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,029 Man #2: Come on! What are you talking about?! 487 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,431 Man: Well, how are we gonna settle it? 488 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,066 Half of us don't like it, half of us do. 489 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,702 Victoria: If you guys can't agree on this, 490 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,404 why don't you just buy your own homes? 491 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,040 Man #4: What the hell are you talking about? 492 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,276 Man #6: Because we won the lottery together. 493 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,111 Victoria: That doesn't mean you have to buy the same house. 494 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,013 You can split the money. 495 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,581 Man #5: We're friends. 496 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,750 Man #3: Miss, you should hear yourself right now. 497 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,719 You really should. 498 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,722 Man #5: Six grown best friends are gonna live separately. 499 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,390 [ Laughter ] 500 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,292 Man #2: One ticket, six houses. 501 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,727 Somebody is not adding up. 502 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,527 [ Laughter ] 503 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,396 That is rich! 504 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,298 Man #4: I am so sorry I got sick. 505 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,666 Victoria: Makes sense. 506 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,468 Man #3: You ought to be a stand-up comedian. 507 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,736 Man #5: No wonder she's alone. 508 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,404 [ Laughter ] 509 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,206 Victoria: Are you buying the house? 510 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,774 What did we decide? 511 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,577 They're not going to buy this house! 512 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:07,225 Woman: Oh, my God! I love it! 513 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,493 Amir: Home sweet home? 514 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,229 Woman: It's beautiful! It's beautiful! 515 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,630 Amir: Take it on. Woman: Look at this, sweetie. 516 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,632 Amir: Yes, they threatened my dog, 517 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,467 but at the end of the day, real estate 518 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,504 is about showing the client that you have what they want. 519 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,407 Reinforced cement on the walls, the ceilings -- 520 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,142 completely soundproof. 521 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,512 Woman: I could scream so loud and no one would hear me. 522 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,580 Man: Oh, my God. Woman: This is the dream. 523 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,349 Thank you. Man: This is great. 524 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,417 Amir: Come here. Come here. 525 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,118 Who takes care of you? 526 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,587 Man: Honey, we can store all the methylene vats over there. 527 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,790 Woman: We can put the ethanol over there. 528 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,525 Man: Oh, my God, you're right. 529 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,326 We used to have to put the ethanol 530 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,628 in a whole different shed. 531 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,563 Woman: I know. I'd have to walk back and forth. 532 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,098 Amir: You can have it all. 533 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,666 Man: If cops are invading here, it'd be easy 534 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,601 to pick them off as they're coming down the driveway. 535 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,570 Amir: Whoa, whoa, okay. Man: [ Imitates gunfire ] 536 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,172 Woman: And look, there's an exit over there, 537 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,673 so if they're coming this way, we can go that way. 538 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,375 Man: Oh, yeah, if they came through that door. 539 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,676 [ Imitates weapon firing ] 540 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,178 Perfect lines of sight. 541 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,547 Woman: We could draw them both in from these sides, 542 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,415 get them in, and then set this place on fire, 543 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,384 close the doors, walk away. 544 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,752 Amir: Just give me a sign when you're done 545 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,120 talking about killing cops. 546 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,221 [ Both sigh ] 547 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,556 Yes! I did it! 548 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,524 I'm like the meth of selling houses! 549 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,827 That's how successful I am! 550 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,229 ?? 551 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,869 Neville: [ Chuckles lightly ] 552 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,671 [ Sighs ] 553 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,373 Baxter: So, uh, Neville 554 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,176 was never really frightened of intruders. 555 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,578 Neville: Wow, am I right? 556 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,780 Baxter: [ Whistles ] That was pretty interesting. 557 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,582 Neville: Yeah. Andrew: That was unexpected. 558 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,118 Neville: God. At some point, I was like... 559 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,322 I kind of never want to say the safe word, you know? 560 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,623 Baxter: Yeah. Andrew: Yeah. 561 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,725 You said that out loud. Neville: Mm-hmm. 562 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,460 I did. At one point I said, 563 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,163 "Let's never say the safe word." 564 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,364 Did someone say it? 565 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,500 Andrew: I said it a lot of times. 566 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,301 Baxter: We said it. We tried writing it down 567 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,736 to see if you could read it. Neville: Oh. I was like -- 568 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,605 Andrew: I kept saying, "Do you understand?" 569 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,874 Baxter: "I can't hear. I can't hear." 570 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,675 Neville: Mm-hmm. I'm sorry. 571 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,611 Once I get into it, it's like I'm in, 572 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,212 and then you're handing me that piece of paper, 573 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,747 I'm like, "I don't have time to read. 574 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,449 I'm busy being taken advantage of." 575 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,351 And bravo to both of you. I mean... 576 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,519 Andrew: You're strong. 577 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,287 Neville: Mm-hmm. Andrew: Wiry. 578 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,389 Baxter: We made the sale. 579 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,591 Andrew: I feel so empty. 580 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,229 ?? 581 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,173 Andrew: Ugh. 582 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,476 Amir: $7.5 million in sales. 583 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,810 All I do is win. 584 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,680 You have just been Yaghoobed. 585 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,517 Andrew: [ Imitates beeping ] Pbht! 586 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,919 Glenn: Good work. 587 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,555 Baxter: You just got cellphone fingered. 588 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,790 Amir: You might want to watch who you're cellphone fingering 589 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,559 because I am going to be a partner 590 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,360 in about five minutes. 591 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,362 Things around here are about to change 592 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,965 when Chief Yaghoob is the boss. 593 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,667 Andrew: Oh, who are you calling? 594 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,969 Oh. Here, I'll get that. 595 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,772 Hello? No, Amir? No, he's an asshole. 596 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,340 Chelsea: You didn't get my text? 597 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,343 Glenn: [ Clears throat ] 598 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,950 Amir: Wait. 599 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,751 Wait, wait, wait, no. Andrew: Boom! 600 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,353 Amir: What the hell did she text you? 601 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,955 What did she text you? What's on that text message? 602 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,623 Chelsea: ? I texted him some numbers ? 603 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:31,229 After closing with Gio, I sold two more properties. 604 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,863 Andrew: What about the intangibles? 605 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,433 Glenn: Oh, they're not really playing into account here. 606 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,002 Baxter: But I thought they were very important. 607 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,972 Glenn: The intangibles, at a certain point, just drop off. 608 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,241 Baxter: All we have are intangibles. 609 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,376 Amir: I just gave you $7.5 million in sales, 610 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,745 and she texted you something and that's it? She's up top? 611 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,381 Andrew: [ Imitating Amir mockingly ] 612 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,749 Chelsea: Actually, that's what you sound like. 613 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,850 Amir: Is that what I sound like? 614 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:57,488 [ Mocking Amir together ] 615 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,724 Andrew: Oh. Oh, my God. 616 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,791 Amir: Grow up. 617 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,526 Honestly. Chelsea: Yeah. 618 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,462 It's unbecoming. 619 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,732 Victoria: My lottery millionaires fired me. 620 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,866 Glenn: It's 3:58 p.m. 621 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,568 We've got about two minutes left. 622 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,869 Chelsea: [ Humming ] 623 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,471 Glenn: Uh, Dean should be here at any moment. 624 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,406 I'm just gonna take a little time to tally it up, 625 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,309 but it looks like we're pretty close to, uh... 626 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,711 Uh, hold on a second. 627 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,280 Just got a text from Dean. 628 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,949 He is stuck in helicopter traffic. 629 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:27,885 He's gonna be two hours late. 630 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,354 You have until 6:30. 631 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,756 ?? 632 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,759 I suggest you take this time to continue selling. 633 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,628 Victoria: Everybody move! 634 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,063 Chelsea: Okay, I have to... 635 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,032 I have to call... Baxter: We gotta sell Rosewood. 636 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,567 Andrew: Let's go. Come on! Go! 637 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,769 Chelsea: Get up! Baxter: Oh, no. 638 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,370 I goat panicked him. Chelsea: Oh, God. 639 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,738 Andrew: I goat panicked him. Chelsea: Should I call -- 640 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,006 Andrew: No, no, no, no, no. He's... 641 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,309 Chelsea: My -- my Uber's here. Got to go. 642 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:55,909 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48850

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