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Victoria:
14.2 IS OUR BEST AND FINAL.
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YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A HOUSE.
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I'M VICTORIA KING, THE TOP
BROKER AT PLATINUM REALTY.
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I WAS BORN TO SELL,
I LIVE TO WIN,
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AND I'LL DIE BEFORE I TAKE
AN OFFER BELOW ASKING.
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Amir: DENZEL WASHINGTON
USED TO LIVE HERE.
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BRUCE LEE USED TO LIVE HERE.
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WHAT'S UP?
I'M AMIR YAGHOOB,
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THE TOP REALTOR
OF PLATINUM REALTY.
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I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES,
AND MY ONLY RULE IS,
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I DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES EXCEPT
FOR MY OWN, WHICH I DO PLAY BY.
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Chelsea: IT'S IMPORTANT
YOU COME IN WITH A STRONG OFFER.
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I'D RECOMMEND GOING IN
AND ASKING.
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I'M CHELSEA LEIGHT-LEIGH.
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I HAVE 4 MILLION
TWITTER FOLLOWERS,
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1.2 MILLION INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS,
AND 6 STALKERS.
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I'M A BIG DEAL.
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Andrew: OPEN CONCEPT.
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Baxter:
YEAH. CHEF'S KITCHEN.
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Both:
PERFECT FOR HOSTING PARTIES.
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-Baxter: I'M BAXTER REYNOLDS.
-Andrew: AND I'M ANDREW WRIGHT.
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Baxter: WE'RE THE TOP BROKERS
AT PLATINUM REALTY.
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Andrew: WE'RE THE ONLY
PARTNERSHIP HERE AT PLATINUM.
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Baxter:
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
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Andrew: UM,
BUT WE'VE ALREADY MADE FRIENDS.
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-Baxter: YEAH.
-Both: BEST FRIENDS.
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Baxter: [ LAUGHS ]
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Victoria: THIS MORNING,
WE WERE CALLED INTO A MEETING
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BY OUR BOSS, DEAN ROSEDRAGON.
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DEAN CREATED PLATINUM REALTY
FROM SCRATCH
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WITH NOTHING BUT A DREAM,
A DESIRE,
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AND A $10-MILLION LOAN
FROM HIS FATHER.
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-Dean: GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
-Chelsea: OH.
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HOW TO DESCRIBE DEAN --
PICTURE AN EMPEROR
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OR RICHARD BRANSON,
IF RICHARD BRANSON HAD BALLS.
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Andrew: HE'S KIND OF LIKE
OUR ANSWER TO BRUCE WAYNE.
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Baxter:
YEAH. HE'S BATMAN.
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Andrew: WHAT?
BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN?
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Dean: I HAVE A SPEECH.
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WHEN I STARTED THIS COMPANY
YEARS AGO, PEOPLE LAUGHED AT ME.
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THE IDEA OF BUYING AND SELLING
BITS OF THE EARTH --
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HUBRIS?
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AND YET HERE WE STILL STAND,
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AND THE COMPANY
IS HUGELY SUCCESSFUL,
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AND I'VE DONE IT ALL ON MY OWN.
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BUT I HAVE BECOME BORED.
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SO HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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IN EIGHT WEEKS' TIME,
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I'M GOING TO TAKE ON A PARTNER
HERE AT PLATINUM.
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-[ Murmuring ]
-ONE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM.
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Victoria: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN
BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT.
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AFTER ALL,
A KING NEEDS HER CROWN.
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Amir: OH, MAN! THIS IS
SOME "GAME OF THRONES" SHIT.
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Andrew:
WILL THIS BE 100% ABOUT SALES?
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Dean:
EVERYTHING WILL BE CONSIDERED.
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SALES, OF COURSE, ARE THE BEST
INDICATOR OF WHO IS MOTIVATED,
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BUT THERE ARE OTHER FACTORS
TO CONSIDER.
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Amir:
I JUST WANTED TO SAY, I THINK YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL OFFICE.
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IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING
WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT.
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Dean: I'M SORRY.
AMIR, ARE YOU --
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Chelsea: THAT'S A THREAT.
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-Dean: THIS IS A THREAT.
-Amir: NO, I'M...
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Dean: IT'S AN OLD-FASHIONED
MAFIA EXTORTION THREAT.
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-Chelsea: YEAH.
-Amir: NO.
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I'M JUST SAYING
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL OFFICE --
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Dean: YES.
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Amir: I WOULD HATE FOR SOMETHING
BAD TO HAPPEN TO IT.
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Chelsea:
STOP THREATENING DEAN.
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Dean:
YES, THAT'S THE THREAT PART.
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Amir: AND I'M SURE
IF I WAS YOUR PARTNER,
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-NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN TO IT.
-Dean: DON'T GO DOWN THIS ROAD.
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-THAT'S NOT GOOD.
-Victoria: YOU'RE MAKING IT
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-MORE CLEAR THAT IT'S A THREAT.
-Dean: IT'S TERRIBLE.
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Amir: NO, I'M SAYING
IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME PARTNER,
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THEN SOMETHING BAD
MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOUR OFFICE.
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Dean:
YOU SHOULD STOP SAYING THAT.
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-Chelsea: WE KNOW.
-Baxter: IS THE PARTNERSHIP
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BETWEEN YOU AND ONE OTHER
PERSON, OR WOULD YOU...
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-Andrew: CONSIDER?
-Baxter: ...CONSIDER A DUO?
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WELL, THIS PARTNERSHIP IS OURS
BECAUSE TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE.
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Andrew: YEAH. THINK ABOUT IT --
EYES, EARS, NOSTRILS, KIDNEYS --
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Baxter: DICKS.
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Chelsea: ARE YOU GOING TO BASE
IT ON TWITTER FOLLOWERS?
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THAT PARTNERSHIP'S
AS GOOD AS MINE.
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THESE DINOSAURS NEED TO PREPARE
TO MEET THEIR COMET.
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Dean:
HMM. I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT...
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AND I'M NOT CONSIDERING IT NOW.
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Victoria: THIS IS ABSURD.
I'M CLEARLY THE MOST QUALIFIED.
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Dean: VICTORIA, PERHAPS YOU ARE.
DO ALL OF YOU FEEL THIS WAY,
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THAT VICTORIA'S
THE MOST QUALIFIED?
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-Victoria: ABSOLUTELY.
-Chelsea: HELL, NO.
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-Baxter: NO.
-Dean: THEN YOU MUST SHOW ME!
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NO, I DENY YOUR HANDSHAKE.
IT IS TOO SOON.
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Victoria:
HE CAN DENY MY HANDSHAKE, BUT HE CAN'T DENY MY SALES NUMBERS,
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MY TALENT,
MY IMPECCABLE WARDROBE,
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MY FLAWLESS SKIN,
MY PHENOMENAL CHEEKBONES.
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WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
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Dean:
NOW, ON TO NEW BUSINESS.
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Victoria: [ SIGHS ]
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Dean: MEET OUR
NEW OFFICE MANAGER, GLENN.
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GLENN?
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Chelsea: WHAT?
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Victoria: OFFICE MANAGER?
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO MANAGE?
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Dean: EVERYONE, THIS IS GLENN --
GLENN WITH TWO "N's."
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HE IS MY HOUSEKEEPER'S SON.
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HE'S A NICE YOUNG MAN.
HE'S THE OFFICE MANAGER.
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GLENN.
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Victoria: DEAN, ARE...
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Amir: DEAN?
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Glenn: HELLO.
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HI. I'M GLENN BOUCHARD,
AND I'M THE NEW OFFICE MANAGER.
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DEAN HAS ENTRUSTED ME
TO STREAMLINE THE OPERATIONS
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HERE AT PLATINUM REALTY.
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I AM SO EXCITED, BEYOND EXCITED,
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TO BE WORKING
FOR PLATINUM REALTY.
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I'D SAY MY MANAGERIAL STYLE
IS PRETTY HANDS-OFF,
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BUT I HAVE LONG FINGERS.
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AS YOUR OFFICE MANAGER,
I JUST WANT TO HELP THINGS RUN
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MORE SMOOTHLY
THAN THEY'RE ALREADY RUNNING.
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WITH THAT IN MIND,
I'VE PREPARED
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A QUESTIONNAIRE
FOR EVERYBODY TO FILL OUT.
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YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE BROKERS
TOOK IT REALLY WELL,
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AND SOME OF THEM
JUST TOOK IT WELL.
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THERE ARE JUST SOME QUESTIONS
THAT IF YOU GIVE HONEST ANSWERS,
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UH, IT WILL HELP ME REALLY GET
TO KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE AS A --
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OKAY.
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SOME TOOK IT POORLY.
IT WAS A MIX.
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HARD TO SAY THE PERCENTAGES,
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BUT, EVENTUALLY,
I THINK I'LL WIN THEM OVER.
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Both: [ GRUNTING ]
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Baxter:
ANDREW AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS.
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Andrew: WE WORK TOGETHER,
WE LIVE TOGETHER.
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WE DO NOT HAVE SEX TOGETHER.
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Baxter: RIGHT. NO.
I'M GAY, HE'S STRAIGHT.
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Andrew: WE WILL HAVE SEX
IN THE SAME ROOM SOMETIMES.
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WE TRY NOT TO LOOK OR LISTEN.
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Baxter: IT'S HARD.
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-WE MET IN REHAB.
-Andrew: YEAH, REHAB.
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Baxter:
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T MEET IN IT.
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WE MET AT IT 'CAUSE WE BOTH
DRUNK-DROVE AND CRASHED INTO IT,
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AND THEN WE MET, ONCE WE GOT OUT
OF OUR CARS, INSIDE OF IT.
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Both: [ Grunting ]
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Chelsea: ANDREW AND BAXTER
COMPLETE EACH OTHER.
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TOGETHER THEY MAKE
ONE PASSABLE PERSON.
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Andrew: SO WE GET A CALL
ABOUT A POTENTIAL CLIENT,
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THE BIGGEST MOVIE STAR
ON EARTH -- JOHNNY DUNNE.
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Baxter: HE DRINKS, HE DRUGS, HE
BANGS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
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Andrew: SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM
A DOUCHEBAG.
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Baxter:
BUT WE CALL HIM AN ICON.
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JOHNNY?
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OH, HO HO!
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Johnny: WHAT'S UP, BROS?
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Andrew:
PLEAS. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
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Johnny: GO SIT OVER THERE
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
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Baxter: NO SURPRISE.
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HIS HOUSE IS JUST AS CLASSY
AND TASTEFUL AS HIS FILMS.
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Andrew:
THE "CRAZY MISSION" SERIES.
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-Baxter: "PUNCH BOAT."
-Andrew: "KILLIGAN'S REVENGE."
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Baxter:
"DOUCHE, WHERE'S MY BAR?"
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Andrew: "MOTEL RWANDA."
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Johnny: I'M JUST DOING THIS
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'CAUSE I'M -- I'M
A LITTLE HUNG OVER.
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Andrew: YEAH, YEAH.
A LITTLE MORNING PICK-ME-UP.
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Johnny: [ SNORTS ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU GUYS?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE?
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Andrew: I THINK IT'S GREAT.
I THINK IT'S GONNA --
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-IT'S GONNA GO TO THE TOP.
-Johnny: SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND.
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IF YOU LOOK OUT THIS WAY,
YOU SEE THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
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Baxter: THAT'S THE PACIFIC.
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Johnny:
THINK ABOUT THAT -- THE OCEAN.
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SHARKS, OCTOPUSES --
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Andrew: OCTOPI.
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Johnny: WHAT?
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Andrew: OCTOPUSES.
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WHOA. WOW.
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Johnny: LISTEN.
I WANT TO WRITE A SONG.
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-Andrew: DO YOU SING?
-Baxter: ARE YOU SINGING NOW?
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Johnny: OH, YEAH.
I'M CUTTING AN ALBUM DOWNSTAIRS.
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DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A RECORDING
STUDIO IN THE BASEMENT.
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Baxter: THAT'S GONNA MAKE
THIS PLACE FLY.
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Andrew:
YEAH, WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
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Johnny:
IT'S FUCKING DOPE, BRO.
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Baxter: WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
YOU GOT THE FULL --
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Johnny:
OH, I GOT EVERYTHING, MAN.
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-Baxter: FULL STUDIO?
-Johnny: OH, YEAH.
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I GOT A LAPTOP AND A MICROPHONE.
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IT'S FUCKING CRAZY.
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Baxter:
IS THERE, LIKE, A BOOTH?
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Johnny: I GOT THIS ROOM, RIGHT.
IT'S GOT A DOOR.
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THERE'S NO WINDOWS
'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE,
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-UNDER THE HOUSE.
-Andrew: THE BASEMENT.
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Johnny: BUT I'VE GOT A LAPTOP
AND JUST, LIKE, THIS MICROPHONE.
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IT'S FUCKING DOPE, BRO.
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Baxter: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT QUALIFIES AS A HOME STUDIO,
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BUT WE CAN --
WE CAN LIST IT, YOU KNOW.
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Baxter: WOULD YOU LEAVE
THE EQUIPMENT IN THERE?
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Johnny: IT'S A HOME STUDIO.
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Andrew: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
THE LAPTOP WITH YOU?
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Johnny: IT'S MY LAPTOP, BRO.
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Baxter: AND THE MICROPHONE?
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Johnny:
IT'S MY MICROPHONE, BRO.
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Baxter: OKAY, WELL,
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A ROOM, THEN,
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IF YOU'RE TAKING THE EQUIPMENT
OUT OF IT.
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Andrew: IT'S A BASEMENT.
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Baxter: ENOUGH FOREPLAY.
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Andrew:
IT'S TIME TO SLIDE IT IN.
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Baxter:
ANYWAY, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
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WE'RE GONNA AT LEAST GET 12
FOR THIS.
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Andrew: YEAH. WHAT KIND OF TIME
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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Johnny: LISTEN, YOU GUYS.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS,
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE.
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I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
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Andrew: ABSOLUTELY.
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Johnny: I NEED YOU TO HAVE
A DRINK WITH ME.
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I NEED BOTH OF YOU GUYS
TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ME.
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Andrew: HEY, MAN. WE ARE SOBER.
AS MUCH AS I WANT TO --
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Johnny: YOU'RE SOBER?
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Baxter:
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO STAY SOBER.
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IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS SO FAR.
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Andrew: AND THAT'S MAINLY
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME
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TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.
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Johnny:
FUCK THIS SHIT. ALL RIGHT?
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WE'RE GOING JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE.
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-IF YOU'RE SOBER...
-Andrew: OHHH.
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Johnny: ...YOU NEED
THE GOOD STUFF, RIGHT?
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Baxter: OKAY, YEAH. WELL...
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-Johnny: COME ON.
-Andrew: CHEAT DAY?
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-Baxter: CHEAT DAY!
-Andrew: CHEAT DAY.
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Baxter: CHEAT DAY.
GIVE ME THE BOTTLE.
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Andrew:
WE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL?
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Baxter: IF WE'RE CHEATING,
LET'S CHEAT.
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-Johnny: ARE WE DOING THIS?
-Andrew: I'M GONNA SELL
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YOUR HOUSE, AND WE'RE GONNA GET
THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO BUY IT.
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-ABSOLUTELY.
-Johnny: HERE WE GO.
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-CHECK THIS OUT.
-Andrew: YEAH.
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Baxter: OHH!
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THUMB, JOINT, WEED,
AND COKE AND HEROIN.
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Johnny: [ GRUNTING ]
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Baxter: OH, YEAH.
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Johnny: BOTTOMS UP.
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HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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-Baxter: OKAY.
-Andrew: OH, GOD.
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OH, I LOVE CHEAT DAYS.
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??
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Glenn: JUST COMING BY TO TALK --
UH, QUESTIONNAIRE, SURVEY.
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Chelsea:
UH, I REMEMBER YOU FROM BEFORE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CARE.
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Glenn: THE BROKERS AT PLATINUM
HAVE MADE ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
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OH, YEAH. I'M, UH, OFFICE
MANAGER GLENN, AND I, UH...
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GEEZ. YEAH.
GEEZ, YOU GOT BIG EYES.
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Chelsea: DO YOU HAVE
A LEARNING DISABILITY?
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Glenn:
UH, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
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MY FATHER DIED BEFORE I WAS
BORN, AND I HAVE NO SIBLINGS.
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SO MY HOME LIFE
WAS VERY LONELY AND SAD.
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DEAN HIRED ME TO HELP
THE BROKERS IN ANY WAY I CAN,
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EXCEPT FOR HELPING THEM
TO SELL HOUSES.
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MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE A BROKER,
BUT FOR RIGHT NOW,
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I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE THE TRAINS
RUN ON TIME --
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JUST LIKE A FASCIST DICTATOR.
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Victoria: HI!
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Glenn: HEY.
DID NOT MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
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Victoria: NO PROBLEM.
TELL ME YOU HAVE THAT SURVEY.
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Glenn: I DO.
THIS QUESTIONNAIRE --
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-Victoria: OH, YAY!
-Glenn: THIS IS GREAT. YAY!
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Victoria: OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
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I HAVE TO GIVE THIS TO DEAN
RIGHT AWAY.
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-Glenn: OH, WOW.
-Victoria: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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I'M GONNA FAX IT TO HIM
RIGHT NOW.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ WHIRRING STOPS ]
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Glenn: OKAY, I-I THINK
THAT WAS A -- THAT'S A SHREDDER.
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Victoria: GET THE FUCK OUT.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FILL OUT
THIS IDIOT SURVEY.
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SURVEY SAYS...
"FUCK YOU, GLENN."
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Chelsea: I KNOW THAT
IF I'M GOING TO MAKE PARTNER,
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I NEED TO STEP UP MY SALES GAME.
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SO I HOPPED IN AN UBER TO MEET
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WITH ONE OF MY BIGGEST
DEVELOPERS, LONDALE.
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HE HAS A NEW PROPERTY
IN THE BIRD STREETS
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THAT HE WANTS TO SELL.
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Victoria:
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE PLACE.
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-Londale: I'M SO GLAD.
-Victoria: IT'S GORGEOUS.
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-Londale: I CAN'T WAIT.
-Victoria: IT'S GONNA BE
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AN EASY SELL, AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO SELLING IT.
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-Londale: THANKS SO MUCH.
-Chelsea: WHAT THE FUCK?
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-VICTORIA.
-Victoria: CHELSEA.
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Chelsea: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY CLIENT LONDALE?
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Victoria: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S MY CLIENT NOW.
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-Chelsea: [ LAUGHS ]
-Londale: OH, MY.
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Chelsea:
I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
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Victoria: MAYBE
IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY ETHICAL,
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BUT I NEED THIS PARTNERSHIP.
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Chelsea: STEALING CLIENTS
IS A BIG NO-NO,
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00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,997
BUT VICTORIA HAS ALWAYS HAD
A BIG NO-NO.
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Victoria: [ Chuckles ] OKAY.
I THINK WE JUST HAD A HANDSHAKE,
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AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT A HANDSHAKE MEANS.
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Chelsea: WAS THERE ANYONE
TO WITNESS THE HANDSHAKE?
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Victoria: YOU!
YOU SAW THE HANDSHAKE!
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00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,205
-Chelsea: I WAS ON MY PHONE.
-Victoria: DO IT AGAIN.
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Chelsea: YOU DON'T --
NO. DON'T TOUCH HER.
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-Victoria: HERE IT IS AGAIN.
-Chelsea: DON'T TOUCH HER.
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-Londale: OH. OKAY. I'M SORRY.
-Chelsea: DROP YOUR HAND.
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ALL RIGHT. CHOOSE.
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Londale:
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.
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-Victoria: HEY, HEY, HEY.
-Chelsea: NO. NO. OVER HERE.
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Londale:
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
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-Chelsea: [ WHISTLING ]
-Londale: I'M NOT A PUPPY.
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Victoria: LOOK OVER HERE.
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Chelsea:
ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, LONDALE.
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I CAN GET THIS HOUSE SOLD
IN 4 WEEKS FOR $5 MILLION.
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-Londale: ALL RIGHT.
-Victoria: THREE WEEKS FOR 5.1.
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Chelsea: OKAY. 2 1/2 WEEKS
FOR 5.6. BOOM.
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Victoria: I WILL SELL IT
FOR $8 MILLION IN 24 HOURS,
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AND I WILL NOT CUT OFF
YOUR BALLS.
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Londale:
I'M GONNA GO WITH VICTORIA.
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Chelsea: ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS.
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I'M LIKE AN ELEPHANT
IN THIS SITUATION.
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AND 9/11 -- I NEVER FORGET.
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VICTORIA THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT,
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BUT HOT OR COLD,
WHO WANTS TO BE SHIT?
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??
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Andrew: SO,
AFTER KIND OF A ROUGH MORNING,
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WE WENT BACK
TO JOHNNY DUNNE'S HOUSE.
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Baxter: WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT CURES A HANGOVER --
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-A $14-MILLION SALE.
-Andrew: CHA-CHING.
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-Baxter: THAT'S THE OCEAN.
-Man: I TEACH IN WESTWOOD.
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-Baxter: BEAUTIFUL.
-Man: SO, THAT'S NICE.
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-Andrew: THAT'S CLOSE.
-Baxter: THAT'S CONVENIENT.
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Man: SUN TRACK'S THIS WAY.
THIS IS NICE.
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Johnny: EXCUSE ME?
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-Andrew: JOHNNY!
-Baxter: HEY!
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Andrew: SORRY. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WERE HERE, MAN.
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Johnny:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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Andrew: YEAH.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,150
Johnny: WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
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-Baxter: IT'S ANDREW AND BAXTER.
-Johnny: WHO ARE YOU?
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Baxter:
WE'RE REAL-ESTATE AGENTS. WE'RE LISTING YOUR HOUSE.
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Andrew: OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW THAT JOHNNY ISN'T
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HIGH OR DRUNK, HE DOESN'T
EVEN REMEMBER OUR NAMES?
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Baxter: EVEN WORSE,
HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER
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HE WANTS TO SELL THE HOUSE.
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Johnny:
I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS.
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-Andrew: NO.
-Johnny: YOU NEED TO GET
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THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
RIGHT NOW.
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-Andrew: WAIT.
-Johnny: EXCUSE ME.
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00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,168
-Baxter: NO, IT'S OKAY.
-Johnny: EXCUSE ME!
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Baxter:
THESE ARE OUR CLIENTS.
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Johnny: OH, WELL, WELCOME TO MY
HOUSE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,039
Baxter:
DO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR HOUSE?
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Johnny: WHAT --
ARE THESE PEOPLE GONNA BUY MY --
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00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,377
-YOU WANT TO BUY MY HOUSE?
-Man: THAT WAS WHY WE CAME...
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Johnny:
IT'S NOT FOR SALE, BRO.
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00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,314
-Andrew: WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
-Baxter: I SHOOK YOUR HAND.
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00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,083
Johnny:
YOU KNOW WHAT AGREEMENT I'M GONNA MAKE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
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00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,451
THAT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,
BRO.
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00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,186
Andrew: I DON'T AGREE.
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SO IT'S NOT AN AGREEMENT.
AGREEMENT'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
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00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,556
Baxter: HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW
WHO WE ARE,
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AND WE'RE GONNA BLOW THE SALE.
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00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,993
Andrew: I MEAN,
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS.
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00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,162
THIS IS LIKE THE HARPOON BATTLE
IN "CRAZY MISSION 2."
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LISTEN. WE SAT OUTSIDE, AND
WE MADE A GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT.
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00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,133
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT A GREAT HOUSE IT IS,
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YOU NEEDED TO MOVE ON
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TO SOMETHING ELSE,
SOMETHING BIGGER,
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AND SOMETHING THAT FITS
YOUR PERSONALITY NOW.
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00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,441
Johnny:
ANDREW, WHAT'S UP, BRO?
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00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,378
Andrew: OH, MY GOSH.
[ Laughing ] YOU SCARED ME.
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-Johnny: BAXTER!
-Baxter: HEY!
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Johnny: OH, SHIT.
WHAT'S UP, DUDES?
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Baxter: SO IT JUST TOOK
A LITTLE BIT OF THIS.
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Johnny: ARE WE GONNA DO
THIS SHIT OR WHAT?
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-WE GONNA SELL THIS PLACE?
-Baxter: LET'S DO THIS SHIT.
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Johnny: MAN, YOU WANT TO
TAKE A LOOK AROUND?
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00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,258
Baxter: 10 HOURS LATER,
WE MADE THE SALE.
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00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,929
Andrew: AND WE ONLY HAD TO GET
HIM DRUNK SEVEN MORE TIMES.
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00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:59,304
Amir: I KNOW THAT IF I'M GONNA
MAKE PARTNER, I NEED AN EDGE.
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00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,105
SO I STARTED THINKING,
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00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,275
"WHO IS THIS GLENN GUY, AND
WHY DOES DEAN WANT TO HIRE HIM?"
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00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,944
-Glenn: HEY, AMIR.
-Amir: WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?
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00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,312
-Glenn: HOW ARE YOU?
-Amir: HOW ARE YOU?
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00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,947
-Glenn: HEY, GOOD.
-Amir: GREAT TO SEE YOU.
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00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,148
Glenn: OH, YEAH.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
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00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,382
Andrew:
AMIR IS SORT OF LIKE A --
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00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,451
WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD
FOR "ASSHOLE"?
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00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,886
Baxter: RECTUM?
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00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,221
Andrew: AMIR'S A RECTUM.
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00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,622
Glenn:
I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU.
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00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,457
I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY GUY.
JUST COMING AROUND --
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00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,326
Amir: HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I'M
JUST GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,528
I FILLED OUT MY QUESTIONNAIRE,
GOT A LITTLE BINDER FOR IT.
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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,964
I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO
READ, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDED
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00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,966
LIKE IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT
TO YOU, SO I THOUGHT,
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00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,302
"HEY. THIS GUY IS NEW.
I'M GONNA SHOW HIM THAT I CARE."
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00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,172
Glenn: HUH.
IT'S LIKE HE KNEW THAT I WAS NEW
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00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,107
AND JUST SHOWED ME
THAT HE CARED.
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00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,077
Amir:
SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, BRO?
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00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,412
Glenn:
UH, "WHAT'S MY DEAL, BRO?"
400
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,481
Amir: YEAH.
NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF YOU.
401
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,583
DEAN GIVES YOU A JOB
OUT OF NOWHERE.
402
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,887
I WOULD BE AN IDIOT NOT TO ASK,
"WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, BRO?"
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00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,022
Glenn: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PAPER
IN THE WORLD
404
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,391
TO BEGIN TO ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
405
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,926
Amir: [ LAUGHS ]
GIVE IT A SHOT.
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00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,261
-Glenn: I WILL GIVE IT A GO.
-Amir: OKAY.
407
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,263
Glenn: UM...
EXTERIOR.
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00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,598
MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL SETTING.
409
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,634
I HAVE JUST PASSED
THROUGH THE UTERUS
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00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,569
AND THE VAGINAL CANAL
OF MY MOTHER.
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00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,972
THE ENZYMES ARE CHURNING
WITHIN ME, AND I'M HUNGRY.
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00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,276
BUT THERE'S ALSO A SENSE
OF BENEVOLENCE IN THE AIR.
413
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,179
IS IT GOD? CHRIST?
IT'S DEAN.
414
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,148
Amir:
DEAN WAS AT YOUR BIRTH?
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00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,484
-Glenn: YEAH.
-Amir: THAT'S SO COOL.
416
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,453
AND YOUR MOM'S BEEN WORKING
FOR HIM FOR HOW LONG?
417
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,924
Glenn: OOH. LET'S SEE.
SHE STARTED IN JANUARY,
418
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,060
AND I WAS BORN IN OCTOBER.
419
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,663
-SO NINE MONTHS TO THE DAY...
-Amir: NINE MONTHS.
420
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,264
-Glenn: ...THAT I WAS BORN.
-Amir: INTERESTING.
421
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,067
OKAY, UM, GLENN'S
DEFINITELY DEAN'S SON, RIGHT?
422
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,936
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS?
423
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,671
Glenn: AND THEN DEAN
WAS NICE ENOUGH
424
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,140
TO SEND ME OFF
TO BOARDING SCHOOL IN BELGIUM.
425
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,574
Amir: OH, SO HE PAID
FOR YOUR SCHOOL, TOO?
426
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,243
Glenn: YEAH.
HE REALLY TOOK CARE OF ME.
427
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,945
-Amir: CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH?
-Glenn: I CAN. YEAH.
428
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:52,483
[ CONVERSING IN FRENCH ]
429
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,152
Amir:
WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
430
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,955
Glenn: YEAH, WE REALLY DO.
I'M VERY TAKEN ABACK.
431
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,191
Amir: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
IN THIS OFFICE FOR A WHILE.
432
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,626
THERE'S SHARKS ALL OVER.
433
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,728
HERE'S WHAT I WOULD DO
IF I WERE YOU.
434
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,597
DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT STORY
435
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,434
ABOUT DEAN PAYING
FOR YOUR SCHOOL
436
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,403
OR BEING THERE AT YOUR BIRTH.
437
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,973
-PEOPLE GET JEALOUS.
-Glenn: OH.
438
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,676
Amir: LET'S JUST KEEP THAT
AS NOTRE SECRET.
439
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:23,348
Glenn: MON FR�RE,JE PEUX GARDER NOTRE SECRET.
440
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,285
AMIR IS A GREAT GUY.
I JUST TRUST HIM SO MUCH.
441
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,254
I REALLY TRUST HIM.
442
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,225
??
443
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,631
Chelsea: [ LAUGHS ]
444
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,401
AFTER WHAT WENT DOWN WITH MY
CLIENT LONDALE, I COOLED DOWN
445
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,436
AND DECIDED IT WAS BETTER
TO BREAK BREAD
446
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,105
THAN BREAK VICTORIA'S HEAD.
447
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,140
-Woman: OKAY, LADIES.
-Victoria: AH.
448
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,377
Woman:
SINGLE PORCINI MUSHROOM HALF-CAP WITH A SAUCE DRIBLET FOR TWO AND
449
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,412
-THE REMNANTS OF A BELL PEPPER.
-Victoria: GOOD CHOICE.
450
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,615
Woman: AND THE SEARED DAIKON
CRUDIT� WITH A SWORDFISH WAFT.
451
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,018
-Victoria: [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
-Woman: AND A GENTLE TOUCH.
452
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,786
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET YOU
AT THE MOMENT?
453
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,022
-Victoria: THAT WILL BE ALL.
-Woman: PLEASE ENJOY.
454
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,657
Chelsea:
LISTEN, I REALLY WANTED TO CLEAR THE AIR ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
455
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,359
-WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER.
-Victoria: YEAH.
456
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,694
Chelsea: WE'RE THE ONLY WOMEN
IN THE OFFICE.
457
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,629
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
WE STICK TOGETHER.
458
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,132
Victoria:
I TOTALLY AGREE. HONESTLY, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
459
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,566
Chelsea:
GREAT. FRIENDS?
460
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,468
Victoria: FRIENDS.
461
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:24,108
Woman:
YOUR FRIEND TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING THIS FOR YOU.
462
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,410
Victoria: WHAT?
463
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,178
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
464
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,746
Chelsea: AH.
465
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:33,484
AH, "CELEBRATING A MILESTONE
TODAY WITH VICTORIA KING."
466
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,086
Victoria:
[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?
467
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:38,156
UH, IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY,
AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT 40.
468
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,625
Chelsea: OH. YEAH, I MEAN,
YOU AND I KNOW THAT,
469
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:45,163
BUT HOW WILL MY 1.2 MILLION
INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS KNOW
470
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,399
ONCE I BLAST OUT THIS PICTURE
OF YOU IN FRONT OF THAT CAKE?
471
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,834
Victoria: YOU WOULDN'T.
472
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,669
Chelsea:
I ABSOLUTELY WOULD.
473
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,604
Victoria:
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
474
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,307
Chelsea:
I WANT TO SPLIT THE COMMISSION ON LONDALE'S HOUSE 50/50.
475
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,076
AND YOU STAY AWAY
FROM MY CLIENTS
476
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,644
-FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.
-Victoria: TWO MONTHS.
477
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,312
Chelsea: GIRL.
478
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,754
Victoria:
ALL RIGHT. DEAL.
479
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,123
Chelsea: AH.
480
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,325
-Victoria: IT WAS CLOSE.
-Chelsea: YEAH.
481
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,260
Victoria: DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT
THE BABY CARROTS FOR DESSERT?
482
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,528
Chelsea: MMM.
483
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,169
Glenn: DEAN HAS CALLED ME INTO
HIS OFFICE TO SPEAK WITH HIM,
484
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,206
AND I'M VERY EXCITED
TO SHARE MY PROGRESS.
485
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,274
MORNING, DEAN. I'VE GOT SOME
OF THE PROGRESS
486
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,276
FROM THE QUESTIONNAIRES
THAT I'VE GOTTEN.
487
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,778
Dean: PERFECT.
488
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,680
SIT.
489
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,282
GLENN...
490
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,318
WHAT DO YOU SEE BEFORE YOU?
491
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,253
Glenn: IT LOOKS LIKE
A VERY EXPENSIVE CHESSBOARD.
492
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,388
Dean:
WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?
493
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,524
Glenn: THERE'S A LIKENESS
OF EACH OF THE BROKERS.
494
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,259
Dean: YES.
495
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,561
Glenn: AND THEY'VE BEEN PLACED
UPON THE BODIES OF PAWNS.
496
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,896
Dean:
THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT.
497
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,664
YOU UNDERSTAND MY INTENTION.
498
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:58,302
Glenn: ARE YOU GOING TO STAGE
SOME KIND OF TOURNAMENT
499
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,272
WHERE THE WINNER OF A CHESS GAME
500
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,808
ADVANCES
TO SOME KIND OF REGIONAL FINAL
501
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:08,346
AND THEN ON TO A NATIONAL FINAL
AND THEN AN INTERNATIONAL FINAL?
502
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,414
Dean: NO.
I'VE BEEN SHAKING MY HEAD "NO."
503
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,618
GLENN, I NEED YOU
TO JOIN THE GAME.
504
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:20,291
I NEED YOU TO BE
MY EYES AND EARS AMONG THEM.
505
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:26,164
Glenn: OH, MY GOSH.
I MEAN, OH, MY GOSH.
506
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,465
YOU MADE A PIECE FOR ME?
507
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,900
Dean: GO ON.
TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
508
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,434
PICK IT UP.
GAZE UPON IT.
509
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,903
Glenn: LIKE, WOW.
510
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,173
THIS IS INCREDIBLE, DEAN.
I'M -- I'M SO FLATTERED.
511
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,408
-Dean: WELL...
-Glenn: I-I CAN'T, UH...
512
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,844
I-I DON'T THINK MY PART
IS THAT FAR OFF TO THE SIDE
513
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,379
IN SUCH AN EXTREME WAY.
514
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,214
Dean: I'M LOOKING AT YOU,
AND, YES, IT IS.
515
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,183
Glenn: WELL, KIND OF A RECEDING
HAIRLINE RIGHT THERE.
516
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,751
I DON'T THINK
I'M QUITE THERE YET.
517
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,753
Dean: HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.
518
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,888
Glenn:
HIS EYES ARE KIND OF DEAD. YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE HIS PUPILS.
519
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,324
Dean: I ALMOST FEEL AS IF WE'RE
GETTING HUNG UP ON THE LIKENESS
520
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,959
RATHER THAN WHAT IT REPRESENTS.
521
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,827
Glenn: OKAY.
522
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,529
Dean:
YOU ARE THERE AMONG THEM.
523
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,431
"I'M SAYING THINGS
THAT YOU CAN HEAR,
524
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,832
BUT I DON'T WANT DEAN TO HEAR."
525
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,601
"I ALSO AM DOING
THE SAME THING."
526
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,537
Glenn: DEAN, IF YOU WANT ME TO
BE YOUR MOLE AT PLATINUM,
527
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,974
THEN I'LL ATTACH MYSELF
TO YOUR CHEEK LIKE YOU ARE ROBERT de NIRO.
528
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,811
UM, AMIR SAYS, UH,
"GLENN, EXCEPTIONAL WORK TODAY."
529
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,613
"THANK YOU, AMIR.
I APPRECIATE IT."
530
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,282
"I'M GOING TO GO PICK UP
SOME CUSTOM COLOGNE."
531
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,618
"OH, YES, OKAY.
I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT."
532
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,386
LATER, I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT.
533
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,222
ANDREW AND BAXTER COME THROUGH.
534
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,691
"HEY, YOU WANT TO GO GET
OUR CHESTS WAXED?"
535
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,260
"HA HA HA HA HA."
I JOIN, "HA HA HA HA HA."
536
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,662
"GLENN, SO HAPPY YOU HEARD THAT.
WE LOVE YOU."
537
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,764
VICTORIA'S OVER HERE,
TORTURING SOME SMALL ANIMAL.
538
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,333
"STOP, STOP, STOP!"
539
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,635
I TAKE THE ANIMAL,
I GIVE IT TO A SHELTER.
540
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,238
MAYBE, LIKE, THE COPS COME,
AND, UH...
541
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,343
CHELSEA ASKS ME, UH, "GLENN,
COULD I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE?"
542
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,578
AND SHE SAYS, "OOPS.
I TOOK MY JACKET OFF.
543
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,946
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE."
544
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,315
AND I SAY,
"GOSH, A WOMAN TAKING THE LEAD.
545
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,752
I'M NERVOUS, BUT I'M --
I'M EXCEPTIONALLY TURNED ON."
546
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,355
AND SHE SAYS, "Shh."
I TRY TO...
547
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,557
OH. OH, DEAN.
548
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,025
OH.
549
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,828
Dean: SIT DOWN.
550
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,429
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
551
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,633
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ANY CHEST WAXING,
552
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,369
UM, OR SPECIALTY COLOGNES.
553
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,837
Glenn: I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
ABOUT ALL THAT.
554
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,006
Dean:
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO ME.
555
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,841
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A MIGHTY SOLDIER FOR ME.
556
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,509
-DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
-Glenn: YES, SIR.
557
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,844
Dean: YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SPY
558
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,679
-GREATER THAN MATA HARI.
-Glenn: ABSOLUTELY, SIR.
559
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,447
Dean: AND THE POWER AND GLORY
SHALL BE MINE
560
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,548
AND A LITTLE BIT OF YOURS.
561
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,850
-Glenn: THANK YOU, DEAN.
-Dean: GO!
562
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,585
Glenn: I JUST WANT A LITTLE BIT.
THANK YOU.
563
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,819
Dean: YES.
564
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,488
Glenn:
THE HEAD IS A LITTLE NARROW.
565
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,756
THIS LOOKS LIKE HUGH LAURIE
ON A HUNGER STRIKE.
566
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,357
ALL RIGHT. YES.
567
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,893
THANK YOU, DEAN.
THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.
568
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,663
Dean:
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
569
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,666
UGH.
TOO MUCH.
570
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:45,436
Victoria:
COMING UP THIS SEASON ON "BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES"...
571
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,072
Man:
DEAN KIND OF LET IT SLIP THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW PARTNER.
572
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,408
Man 2:
YES, I'M BUYING A HOUSE!
573
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,010
Man 3:
CAN WE JUST BUY THE BASEMENT?
574
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,379
Victoria: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
575
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,515
THAT YOU'RE USING THIS HOUSE
TO SHOOT YOUR MOVIE?
576
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,984
Woman: IF YOU'RE ON A SPEEDBOAT,
WHAT KIND OF BOAT IS IT?
577
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,086
Man: I DO PLAY RACQUETBALL
WITH DAVID CARUSO.
578
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,921
Woman: HE'S A RED-BLOODED MAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
579
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,357
-Woman 2: OH, YEAH! OH!
-Man: OH, MY GOD.
580
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,760
Woman:
LIKE WOMEN, YOU KNOW, TATTOOING OUR FACES ON THEIR FACES.
581
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,796
Woman 2:
I'D NEVER STAY IN THERE. THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO FALL OVER.
582
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,497
Woman 3:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
583
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,366
-LOSING A SALE TODAY, HUH?
-Amir: GET AWAY FROM ME!
584
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,501
Man: SPEAKING OF SHARP,
I GOT TO GO TAKE A GIANT SHIT.
585
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,103
Man 2: OHH!
LOOK WHO COMES OUT!
586
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,771
-Glenn: YOU LIKE THAT?
-Amir: OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
587
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,073
-Glenn: YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT?
-Amir: YEAH.
588
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,674
-Amir: EST� BIEN!
-Man: CHECK HIS LICENSE!
589
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,042
-Amir: EST� BIEN!
-Man: CHECK HIS LICENSE!
590
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,378
Man 2:
CRISIS AVERTED, BITCHES!
591
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,879
Man 3:
YOU WANT TO DO IT HERE, MISTER?
592
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,047
-Man 4: THIS GUY...
-Woman: HE'S A MODEL.
593
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,782
Man 4: ...FUCKING GETS IT.
594
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,452
Dean: PLEASE SAY HELLO
TO MY NEW PARTNER AT PLATINUM.
595
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,653
-Man: OH!
-Man 2: NO!
596
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,421
-Man 3: AAH!
-Chelsea: AAH!
597
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,691
Andrew: NO! BAXTER!
598
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,593
??
599
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,595
Woman: COME ON.
600
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,900
Johnny: EXCUSE ME?
601
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,636
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
602
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,408
??
603
00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:02,008
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