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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:07,239 ?? 2 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,311 Victoria: 14.2 IS OUR BEST AND FINAL. 3 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,046 YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A HOUSE. 4 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:17,049 I'M VICTORIA KING, THE TOP BROKER AT PLATINUM REALTY. 5 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,218 I WAS BORN TO SELL, I LIVE TO WIN, 6 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,221 AND I'LL DIE BEFORE I TAKE AN OFFER BELOW ASKING. 7 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,723 Amir: DENZEL WASHINGTON USED TO LIVE HERE. 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:27,026 BRUCE LEE USED TO LIVE HERE. 9 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,460 WHAT'S UP? I'M AMIR YAGHOOB, 10 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,596 THE TOP REALTOR OF PLATINUM REALTY. 11 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,499 I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES, AND MY ONLY RULE IS, 12 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,368 I DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES EXCEPT FOR MY OWN, WHICH I DO PLAY BY. 13 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,504 Chelsea: IT'S IMPORTANT YOU COME IN WITH A STRONG OFFER. 14 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,039 I'D RECOMMEND GOING IN AND ASKING. 15 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,407 I'M CHELSEA LEIGHT-LEIGH. 16 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,142 I HAVE 4 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS, 17 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:46,712 1.2 MILLION INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS, AND 6 STALKERS. 18 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,347 I'M A BIG DEAL. 19 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,515 Andrew: OPEN CONCEPT. 20 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,150 Baxter: YEAH. CHEF'S KITCHEN. 21 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,252 Both: PERFECT FOR HOSTING PARTIES. 22 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,254 -Baxter: I'M BAXTER REYNOLDS. -Andrew: AND I'M ANDREW WRIGHT. 23 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,122 Baxter: WE'RE THE TOP BROKERS AT PLATINUM REALTY. 24 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,224 Andrew: WE'RE THE ONLY PARTNERSHIP HERE AT PLATINUM. 25 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,827 Baxter: A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. 26 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,295 Andrew: UM, BUT WE'VE ALREADY MADE FRIENDS. 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,197 -Baxter: YEAH. -Both: BEST FRIENDS. 28 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,832 Baxter: [ LAUGHS ] 29 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,535 ?? 30 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,523 Victoria: THIS MORNING, WE WERE CALLED INTO A MEETING 31 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,525 BY OUR BOSS, DEAN ROSEDRAGON. 32 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,761 DEAN CREATED PLATINUM REALTY FROM SCRATCH 33 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,796 WITH NOTHING BUT A DREAM, A DESIRE, 34 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,698 AND A $10-MILLION LOAN FROM HIS FATHER. 35 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,633 -Dean: GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. -Chelsea: OH. 36 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,303 HOW TO DESCRIBE DEAN -- PICTURE AN EMPEROR 37 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:47,372 OR RICHARD BRANSON, IF RICHARD BRANSON HAD BALLS. 38 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,208 Andrew: HE'S KIND OF LIKE OUR ANSWER TO BRUCE WAYNE. 39 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,243 Baxter: YEAH. HE'S BATMAN. 40 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,846 Andrew: WHAT? BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN? 41 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:57,116 Dean: I HAVE A SPEECH. 42 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:01,487 WHEN I STARTED THIS COMPANY YEARS AGO, PEOPLE LAUGHED AT ME. 43 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:06,391 THE IDEA OF BUYING AND SELLING BITS OF THE EARTH -- 44 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,327 CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HUBRIS? 45 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,395 AND YET HERE WE STILL STAND, 46 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,831 AND THE COMPANY IS HUGELY SUCCESSFUL, 47 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,201 AND I'VE DONE IT ALL ON MY OWN. 48 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:20,439 BUT I HAVE BECOME BORED. 49 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,541 SO HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 50 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,510 IN EIGHT WEEKS' TIME, 51 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:29,348 I'M GOING TO TAKE ON A PARTNER HERE AT PLATINUM. 52 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,551 -[ Murmuring ] -ONE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM. 53 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,754 Victoria: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT. 54 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,524 AFTER ALL, A KING NEEDS HER CROWN. 55 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,527 Amir: OH, MAN! THIS IS SOME "GAME OF THRONES" SHIT. 56 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,462 Andrew: WILL THIS BE 100% ABOUT SALES? 57 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,497 Dean: EVERYTHING WILL BE CONSIDERED. 58 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,600 SALES, OF COURSE, ARE THE BEST INDICATOR OF WHO IS MOTIVATED, 59 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,336 BUT THERE ARE OTHER FACTORS TO CONSIDER. 60 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,406 Amir: I JUST WANTED TO SAY, I THINK YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL OFFICE. 61 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,209 IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT. 62 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,310 Dean: I'M SORRY. AMIR, ARE YOU -- 63 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,645 Chelsea: THAT'S A THREAT. 64 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,380 -Dean: THIS IS A THREAT. -Amir: NO, I'M... 65 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,648 Dean: IT'S AN OLD-FASHIONED MAFIA EXTORTION THREAT. 66 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,216 -Chelsea: YEAH. -Amir: NO. 67 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,551 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S A BEAUTIFUL OFFICE -- 68 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,219 Dean: YES. 69 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,687 Amir: I WOULD HATE FOR SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO IT. 70 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,922 Chelsea: STOP THREATENING DEAN. 71 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,456 Dean: YES, THAT'S THE THREAT PART. 72 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,258 Amir: AND I'M SURE IF I WAS YOUR PARTNER, 73 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,860 -NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN TO IT. -Dean: DON'T GO DOWN THIS ROAD. 74 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,628 -THAT'S NOT GOOD. -Victoria: YOU'RE MAKING IT 75 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,330 -MORE CLEAR THAT IT'S A THREAT. -Dean: IT'S TERRIBLE. 76 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,265 Amir: NO, I'M SAYING IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME PARTNER, 77 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,934 THEN SOMETHING BAD MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOUR OFFICE. 78 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,569 Dean: YOU SHOULD STOP SAYING THAT. 79 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,304 -Chelsea: WE KNOW. -Baxter: IS THE PARTNERSHIP 80 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,639 BETWEEN YOU AND ONE OTHER PERSON, OR WOULD YOU... 81 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,808 -Andrew: CONSIDER? -Baxter: ...CONSIDER A DUO? 82 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:32,945 WELL, THIS PARTNERSHIP IS OURS BECAUSE TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE. 83 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,847 Andrew: YEAH. THINK ABOUT IT -- EYES, EARS, NOSTRILS, KIDNEYS -- 84 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,549 Baxter: DICKS. 85 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,452 Chelsea: ARE YOU GOING TO BASE IT ON TWITTER FOLLOWERS? 86 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,454 THAT PARTNERSHIP'S AS GOOD AS MINE. 87 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,257 THESE DINOSAURS NEED TO PREPARE TO MEET THEIR COMET. 88 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,492 Dean: HMM. I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT... 89 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,261 AND I'M NOT CONSIDERING IT NOW. 90 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,296 Victoria: THIS IS ABSURD. I'M CLEARLY THE MOST QUALIFIED. 91 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,232 Dean: VICTORIA, PERHAPS YOU ARE. DO ALL OF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, 92 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,600 THAT VICTORIA'S THE MOST QUALIFIED? 93 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,335 -Victoria: ABSOLUTELY. -Chelsea: HELL, NO. 94 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,237 -Baxter: NO. -Dean: THEN YOU MUST SHOW ME! 95 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,606 NO, I DENY YOUR HANDSHAKE. IT IS TOO SOON. 96 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,909 Victoria: HE CAN DENY MY HANDSHAKE, BUT HE CAN'T DENY MY SALES NUMBERS, 97 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,345 MY TALENT, MY IMPECCABLE WARDROBE, 98 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:09,314 MY FLAWLESS SKIN, MY PHENOMENAL CHEEKBONES. 99 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,682 WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? 100 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,252 Dean: NOW, ON TO NEW BUSINESS. 101 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,586 Victoria: [ SIGHS ] 102 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,455 Dean: MEET OUR NEW OFFICE MANAGER, GLENN. 103 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,556 GLENN? 104 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,791 Chelsea: WHAT? 105 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:23,562 Victoria: OFFICE MANAGER? WHAT DO WE HAVE TO MANAGE? 106 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:26,665 Dean: EVERYONE, THIS IS GLENN -- GLENN WITH TWO "N's." 107 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,467 HE IS MY HOUSEKEEPER'S SON. 108 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,003 HE'S A NICE YOUNG MAN. HE'S THE OFFICE MANAGER. 109 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:32,738 GLENN. 110 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,373 Victoria: DEAN, ARE... 111 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,474 Amir: DEAN? 112 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,276 Glenn: HELLO. 113 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,578 HI. I'M GLENN BOUCHARD, AND I'M THE NEW OFFICE MANAGER. 114 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,913 DEAN HAS ENTRUSTED ME TO STREAMLINE THE OPERATIONS 115 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,282 HERE AT PLATINUM REALTY. 116 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,850 I AM SO EXCITED, BEYOND EXCITED, 117 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,818 TO BE WORKING FOR PLATINUM REALTY. 118 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,521 I'D SAY MY MANAGERIAL STYLE IS PRETTY HANDS-OFF, 119 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,957 BUT I HAVE LONG FINGERS. 120 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,059 AS YOUR OFFICE MANAGER, I JUST WANT TO HELP THINGS RUN 121 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,861 MORE SMOOTHLY THAN THEY'RE ALREADY RUNNING. 122 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,429 WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE PREPARED 123 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,964 A QUESTIONNAIRE FOR EVERYBODY TO FILL OUT. 124 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,966 YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE BROKERS TOOK IT REALLY WELL, 125 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,934 AND SOME OF THEM JUST TOOK IT WELL. 126 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,804 THERE ARE JUST SOME QUESTIONS THAT IF YOU GIVE HONEST ANSWERS, 127 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,707 UH, IT WILL HELP ME REALLY GET TO KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE AS A -- 128 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,941 OKAY. 129 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,910 SOME TOOK IT POORLY. IT WAS A MIX. 130 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,413 HARD TO SAY THE PERCENTAGES, 131 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,015 BUT, EVENTUALLY, I THINK I'LL WIN THEM OVER. 132 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,586 Both: [ GRUNTING ] 133 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,488 Baxter: ANDREW AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS. 134 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,891 Andrew: WE WORK TOGETHER, WE LIVE TOGETHER. 135 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,559 WE DO NOT HAVE SEX TOGETHER. 136 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,328 Baxter: RIGHT. NO. I'M GAY, HE'S STRAIGHT. 137 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:32,097 Andrew: WE WILL HAVE SEX IN THE SAME ROOM SOMETIMES. 138 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,832 WE TRY NOT TO LOOK OR LISTEN. 139 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,367 Baxter: IT'S HARD. 140 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,735 -WE MET IN REHAB. -Andrew: YEAH, REHAB. 141 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,637 Baxter: I MEAN, WE DIDN'T MEET IN IT. 142 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,506 WE MET AT IT 'CAUSE WE BOTH DRUNK-DROVE AND CRASHED INTO IT, 143 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,509 AND THEN WE MET, ONCE WE GOT OUT OF OUR CARS, INSIDE OF IT. 144 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,944 Both: [ Grunting ] 145 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,046 Chelsea: ANDREW AND BAXTER COMPLETE EACH OTHER. 146 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:51,683 TOGETHER THEY MAKE ONE PASSABLE PERSON. 147 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,919 Andrew: SO WE GET A CALL ABOUT A POTENTIAL CLIENT, 148 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,389 THE BIGGEST MOVIE STAR ON EARTH -- JOHNNY DUNNE. 149 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,925 Baxter: HE DRINKS, HE DRUGS, HE BANGS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. 150 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,626 Andrew: SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM A DOUCHEBAG. 151 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,595 Baxter: BUT WE CALL HIM AN ICON. 152 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,132 JOHNNY? 153 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,700 OH, HO HO! 154 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,102 Johnny: WHAT'S UP, BROS? 155 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:11,570 Andrew: PLEAS. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 156 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,138 Johnny: GO SIT OVER THERE FOR A LITTLE BIT. 157 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,940 Baxter: NO SURPRISE. 158 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,376 HIS HOUSE IS JUST AS CLASSY AND TASTEFUL AS HIS FILMS. 159 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:18,910 Andrew: THE "CRAZY MISSION" SERIES. 160 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,779 -Baxter: "PUNCH BOAT." -Andrew: "KILLIGAN'S REVENGE." 161 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,847 Baxter: "DOUCHE, WHERE'S MY BAR?" 162 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,715 Andrew: "MOTEL RWANDA." 163 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,950 Johnny: I'M JUST DOING THIS 164 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,618 'CAUSE I'M -- I'M A LITTLE HUNG OVER. 165 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,754 Andrew: YEAH, YEAH. A LITTLE MORNING PICK-ME-UP. 166 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,757 Johnny: [ SNORTS ] WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU GUYS? 167 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,091 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE? 168 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,700 Andrew: I THINK IT'S GREAT. I THINK IT'S GONNA -- 169 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,635 -IT'S GONNA GO TO THE TOP. -Johnny: SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND. 170 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,505 IF YOU LOOK OUT THIS WAY, YOU SEE THE PACIFIC OCEAN. 171 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,873 Baxter: THAT'S THE PACIFIC. 172 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,008 Johnny: THINK ABOUT THAT -- THE OCEAN. 173 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,744 SHARKS, OCTOPUSES -- 174 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,745 Andrew: OCTOPI. 175 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,046 Johnny: WHAT? 176 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,448 Andrew: OCTOPUSES. 177 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,949 WHOA. WOW. 178 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,419 Johnny: LISTEN. I WANT TO WRITE A SONG. 179 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,820 -Andrew: DO YOU SING? -Baxter: ARE YOU SINGING NOW? 180 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,555 Johnny: OH, YEAH. I'M CUTTING AN ALBUM DOWNSTAIRS. 181 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,890 DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A RECORDING STUDIO IN THE BASEMENT. 182 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,124 Baxter: THAT'S GONNA MAKE THIS PLACE FLY. 183 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,526 Andrew: YEAH, WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT. 184 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,960 Johnny: IT'S FUCKING DOPE, BRO. 185 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,495 Baxter: WHAT'S DOWN THERE? YOU GOT THE FULL -- 186 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,830 Johnny: OH, I GOT EVERYTHING, MAN. 187 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:12,831 -Baxter: FULL STUDIO? -Johnny: OH, YEAH. 188 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,966 I GOT A LAPTOP AND A MICROPHONE. 189 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,468 IT'S FUCKING CRAZY. 190 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,869 Baxter: IS THERE, LIKE, A BOOTH? 191 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,439 Johnny: I GOT THIS ROOM, RIGHT. IT'S GOT A DOOR. 192 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:21,873 THERE'S NO WINDOWS 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, 193 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,708 -UNDER THE HOUSE. -Andrew: THE BASEMENT. 194 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,778 Johnny: BUT I'VE GOT A LAPTOP AND JUST, LIKE, THIS MICROPHONE. 195 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,613 IT'S FUCKING DOPE, BRO. 196 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,749 Baxter: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT QUALIFIES AS A HOME STUDIO, 197 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,484 BUT WE CAN -- WE CAN LIST IT, YOU KNOW. 198 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,119 Baxter: WOULD YOU LEAVE THE EQUIPMENT IN THERE? 199 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,754 Johnny: IT'S A HOME STUDIO. 200 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,689 Andrew: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THE LAPTOP WITH YOU? 201 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,723 Johnny: IT'S MY LAPTOP, BRO. 202 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,858 Baxter: AND THE MICROPHONE? 203 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,526 Johnny: IT'S MY MICROPHONE, BRO. 204 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,894 Baxter: OKAY, WELL, IT'S PROBABLY JUST A ROOM, THEN, 205 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,095 IF YOU'RE TAKING THE EQUIPMENT OUT OF IT. 206 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,096 Andrew: IT'S A BASEMENT. 207 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,531 Baxter: ENOUGH FOREPLAY. 208 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,200 Andrew: IT'S TIME TO SLIDE IT IN. 209 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,202 Baxter: ANYWAY, THIS PLACE IS GREAT. 210 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:52,204 WE'RE GONNA AT LEAST GET 12 FOR THIS. 211 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:55,106 Andrew: YEAH. WHAT KIND OF TIME ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 212 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,675 Johnny: LISTEN, YOU GUYS. 213 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,777 YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS, AND I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE. 214 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,712 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 215 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,047 Andrew: ABSOLUTELY. 216 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,748 Johnny: I NEED YOU TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ME. 217 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,584 I NEED BOTH OF YOU GUYS TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ME. 218 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,586 Andrew: HEY, MAN. WE ARE SOBER. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO -- 219 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,854 Johnny: YOU'RE SOBER? 220 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,555 Baxter: WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO STAY SOBER. 221 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,123 IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS SO FAR. 222 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,692 Andrew: AND THAT'S MAINLY BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME 223 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,926 TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE. 224 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,595 Johnny: FUCK THIS SHIT. ALL RIGHT? 225 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,863 WE'RE GOING JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE. 226 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,531 -IF YOU'RE SOBER... -Andrew: OHHH. 227 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,899 Johnny: ...YOU NEED THE GOOD STUFF, RIGHT? 228 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,200 Baxter: OKAY, YEAH. WELL... 229 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,735 -Johnny: COME ON. -Andrew: CHEAT DAY? 230 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,036 -Baxter: CHEAT DAY! -Andrew: CHEAT DAY. 231 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,571 Baxter: CHEAT DAY. GIVE ME THE BOTTLE. 232 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:27,873 Andrew: WE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL? 233 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,608 Baxter: IF WE'RE CHEATING, LET'S CHEAT. 234 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,276 -Johnny: ARE WE DOING THIS? -Andrew: I'M GONNA SELL 235 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,944 YOUR HOUSE, AND WE'RE GONNA GET THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO BUY IT. 236 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,513 -ABSOLUTELY. -Johnny: HERE WE GO. 237 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,615 -CHECK THIS OUT. -Andrew: YEAH. 238 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,949 Baxter: OHH! 239 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:41,253 THUMB, JOINT, WEED, AND COKE AND HEROIN. 240 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:42,787 Johnny: [ GRUNTING ] 241 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,523 Baxter: OH, YEAH. 242 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,161 Johnny: BOTTOMS UP. 243 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,031 HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 244 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,900 -Baxter: OKAY. -Andrew: OH, GOD. 245 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,969 OH, I LOVE CHEAT DAYS. 246 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,574 ?? 247 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,247 Glenn: JUST COMING BY TO TALK -- UH, QUESTIONNAIRE, SURVEY. 248 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,884 Chelsea: UH, I REMEMBER YOU FROM BEFORE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CARE. 249 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,287 Glenn: THE BROKERS AT PLATINUM HAVE MADE ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 250 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:19,157 OH, YEAH. I'M, UH, OFFICE MANAGER GLENN, AND I, UH... 251 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,293 GEEZ. YEAH. GEEZ, YOU GOT BIG EYES. 252 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,128 Chelsea: DO YOU HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY? 253 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,963 Glenn: UH, NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 254 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,766 MY FATHER DIED BEFORE I WAS BORN, AND I HAVE NO SIBLINGS. 255 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,569 SO MY HOME LIFE WAS VERY LONELY AND SAD. 256 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,804 DEAN HIRED ME TO HELP THE BROKERS IN ANY WAY I CAN, 257 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,673 EXCEPT FOR HELPING THEM TO SELL HOUSES. 258 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,908 MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE A BROKER, BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, 259 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,010 I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME -- 260 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,712 JUST LIKE A FASCIST DICTATOR. 261 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,581 Victoria: HI! 262 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,683 Glenn: HEY. DID NOT MEAN TO INTERRUPT. 263 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,218 Victoria: NO PROBLEM. TELL ME YOU HAVE THAT SURVEY. 264 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,954 Glenn: I DO. THIS QUESTIONNAIRE -- 265 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:51,122 -Victoria: OH, YAY! -Glenn: THIS IS GREAT. YAY! 266 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,058 Victoria: OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT ALL THESE QUESTIONS. 267 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,693 I HAVE TO GIVE THIS TO DEAN RIGHT AWAY. 268 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,361 -Glenn: OH, WOW. -Victoria: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 269 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,898 I'M GONNA FAX IT TO HIM RIGHT NOW. 270 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,100 [ WHIRRING ] 271 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,802 [ WHIRRING STOPS ] 272 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,237 Glenn: OKAY, I-I THINK THAT WAS A -- THAT'S A SHREDDER. 273 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,906 Victoria: GET THE FUCK OUT. 274 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,709 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FILL OUT THIS IDIOT SURVEY. 275 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,878 SURVEY SAYS... "FUCK YOU, GLENN." 276 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,019 Chelsea: I KNOW THAT IF I'M GOING TO MAKE PARTNER, 277 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,887 I NEED TO STEP UP MY SALES GAME. 278 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,689 SO I HOPPED IN AN UBER TO MEET 279 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,392 WITH ONE OF MY BIGGEST DEVELOPERS, LONDALE. 280 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,694 HE HAS A NEW PROPERTY IN THE BIRD STREETS 281 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,062 THAT HE WANTS TO SELL. 282 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,139 Victoria: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE PLACE. 283 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,674 -Londale: I'M SO GLAD. -Victoria: IT'S GORGEOUS. 284 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,042 -Londale: I CAN'T WAIT. -Victoria: IT'S GONNA BE 285 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,410 AN EASY SELL, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SELLING IT. 286 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,979 -Londale: THANKS SO MUCH. -Chelsea: WHAT THE FUCK? 287 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,682 -VICTORIA. -Victoria: CHELSEA. 288 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,417 Chelsea: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CLIENT LONDALE? 289 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,285 Victoria: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MY CLIENT NOW. 290 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,787 -Chelsea: [ LAUGHS ] -Londale: OH, MY. 291 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,222 Chelsea: I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT. 292 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,190 Victoria: MAYBE IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY ETHICAL, 293 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,959 BUT I NEED THIS PARTNERSHIP. 294 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,395 Chelsea: STEALING CLIENTS IS A BIG NO-NO, 295 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,997 BUT VICTORIA HAS ALWAYS HAD A BIG NO-NO. 296 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,966 Victoria: [ Chuckles ] OKAY. I THINK WE JUST HAD A HANDSHAKE, 297 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,367 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A HANDSHAKE MEANS. 298 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,102 Chelsea: WAS THERE ANYONE TO WITNESS THE HANDSHAKE? 299 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,837 Victoria: YOU! YOU SAW THE HANDSHAKE! 300 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,205 -Chelsea: I WAS ON MY PHONE. -Victoria: DO IT AGAIN. 301 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,974 Chelsea: YOU DON'T -- NO. DON'T TOUCH HER. 302 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,776 -Victoria: HERE IT IS AGAIN. -Chelsea: DON'T TOUCH HER. 303 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,144 -Londale: OH. OKAY. I'M SORRY. -Chelsea: DROP YOUR HAND. 304 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,378 ALL RIGHT. CHOOSE. 305 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,147 Londale: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS. 306 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,715 -Victoria: HEY, HEY, HEY. -Chelsea: NO. NO. OVER HERE. 307 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,216 Londale: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. 308 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,251 -Chelsea: [ WHISTLING ] -Londale: I'M NOT A PUPPY. 309 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,452 Victoria: LOOK OVER HERE. 310 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,120 Chelsea: ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, LONDALE. 311 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,989 I CAN GET THIS HOUSE SOLD IN 4 WEEKS FOR $5 MILLION. 312 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,024 -Londale: ALL RIGHT. -Victoria: THREE WEEKS FOR 5.1. 313 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,360 Chelsea: OKAY. 2 1/2 WEEKS FOR 5.6. BOOM. 314 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,829 Victoria: I WILL SELL IT FOR $8 MILLION IN 24 HOURS, 315 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,898 AND I WILL NOT CUT OFF YOUR BALLS. 316 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,800 Londale: I'M GONNA GO WITH VICTORIA. 317 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:46,938 Chelsea: ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS. 318 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,708 I'M LIKE AN ELEPHANT IN THIS SITUATION. 319 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:53,044 AND 9/11 -- I NEVER FORGET. 320 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,846 VICTORIA THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT, 321 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,482 BUT HOT OR COLD, WHO WANTS TO BE SHIT? 322 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,753 ?? 323 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,894 Andrew: SO, AFTER KIND OF A ROUGH MORNING, 324 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,297 WE WENT BACK TO JOHNNY DUNNE'S HOUSE. 325 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,299 Baxter: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT CURES A HANGOVER -- 326 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,868 -A $14-MILLION SALE. -Andrew: CHA-CHING. 327 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,436 -Baxter: THAT'S THE OCEAN. -Man: I TEACH IN WESTWOOD. 328 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,138 -Baxter: BEAUTIFUL. -Man: SO, THAT'S NICE. 329 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,473 -Andrew: THAT'S CLOSE. -Baxter: THAT'S CONVENIENT. 330 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,907 Man: SUN TRACK'S THIS WAY. THIS IS NICE. 331 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,175 Johnny: EXCUSE ME? 332 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,910 -Andrew: JOHNNY! -Baxter: HEY! 333 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,445 Andrew: SORRY. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HERE, MAN. 334 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,913 Johnny: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 335 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,415 Andrew: YEAH. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 336 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,150 Johnny: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 337 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,252 -Baxter: IT'S ANDREW AND BAXTER. -Johnny: WHO ARE YOU? 338 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,755 Baxter: WE'RE REAL-ESTATE AGENTS. WE'RE LISTING YOUR HOUSE. 339 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,490 Andrew: OH, WAIT A MINUTE. NOW THAT JOHNNY ISN'T 340 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,492 HIGH OR DRUNK, HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER OUR NAMES? 341 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,227 Baxter: EVEN WORSE, HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER 342 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,361 HE WANTS TO SELL THE HOUSE. 343 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,529 Johnny: I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS. 344 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,030 -Andrew: NO. -Johnny: YOU NEED TO GET 345 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,298 THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 346 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,900 -Andrew: WAIT. -Johnny: EXCUSE ME. 347 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,168 -Baxter: NO, IT'S OKAY. -Johnny: EXCUSE ME! 348 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,036 Baxter: THESE ARE OUR CLIENTS. 349 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,438 Johnny: OH, WELL, WELCOME TO MY HOUSE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 350 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,039 Baxter: DO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR HOUSE? 351 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,108 Johnny: WHAT -- ARE THESE PEOPLE GONNA BUY MY -- 352 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,377 -YOU WANT TO BUY MY HOUSE? -Man: THAT WAS WHY WE CAME... 353 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,212 Johnny: IT'S NOT FOR SALE, BRO. 354 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,314 -Andrew: WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. -Baxter: I SHOOK YOUR HAND. 355 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,083 Johnny: YOU KNOW WHAT AGREEMENT I'M GONNA MAKE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW? 356 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,451 THAT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, BRO. 357 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,186 Andrew: I DON'T AGREE. 358 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,388 SO IT'S NOT AN AGREEMENT. AGREEMENT'S A TWO-WAY STREET. 359 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,556 Baxter: HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHO WE ARE, 360 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,224 AND WE'RE GONNA BLOW THE SALE. 361 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,993 Andrew: I MEAN, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS. 362 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,162 THIS IS LIKE THE HARPOON BATTLE IN "CRAZY MISSION 2." 363 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,931 LISTEN. WE SAT OUTSIDE, AND WE MADE A GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT. 364 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,133 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT HOUSE IT IS, 365 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,334 YOU NEEDED TO MOVE ON 366 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,969 TO SOMETHING ELSE, SOMETHING BIGGER, 367 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,306 AND SOMETHING THAT FITS YOUR PERSONALITY NOW. 368 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,441 Johnny: ANDREW, WHAT'S UP, BRO? 369 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,378 Andrew: OH, MY GOSH. [ Laughing ] YOU SCARED ME. 370 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,480 -Johnny: BAXTER! -Baxter: HEY! 371 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,550 Johnny: OH, SHIT. WHAT'S UP, DUDES? 372 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,251 Baxter: SO IT JUST TOOK A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. 373 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,020 Johnny: ARE WE GONNA DO THIS SHIT OR WHAT? 374 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,555 -WE GONNA SELL THIS PLACE? -Baxter: LET'S DO THIS SHIT. 375 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,223 Johnny: MAN, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND? 376 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,258 Baxter: 10 HOURS LATER, WE MADE THE SALE. 377 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,929 Andrew: AND WE ONLY HAD TO GET HIM DRUNK SEVEN MORE TIMES. 378 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:59,304 Amir: I KNOW THAT IF I'M GONNA MAKE PARTNER, I NEED AN EDGE. 379 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,105 SO I STARTED THINKING, 380 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,275 "WHO IS THIS GLENN GUY, AND WHY DOES DEAN WANT TO HIRE HIM?" 381 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,944 -Glenn: HEY, AMIR. -Amir: WHAT'S UP, MY MAN? 382 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,312 -Glenn: HOW ARE YOU? -Amir: HOW ARE YOU? 383 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,947 -Glenn: HEY, GOOD. -Amir: GREAT TO SEE YOU. 384 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,148 Glenn: OH, YEAH. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 385 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,382 Andrew: AMIR IS SORT OF LIKE A -- 386 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,451 WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR "ASSHOLE"? 387 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,886 Baxter: RECTUM? 388 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,221 Andrew: AMIR'S A RECTUM. 389 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,622 Glenn: I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU. 390 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,457 I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY GUY. JUST COMING AROUND -- 391 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,326 Amir: HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I'M JUST GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 392 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,528 I FILLED OUT MY QUESTIONNAIRE, GOT A LITTLE BINDER FOR IT. 393 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,964 I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO READ, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDED 394 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,966 LIKE IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU, SO I THOUGHT, 395 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,302 "HEY. THIS GUY IS NEW. I'M GONNA SHOW HIM THAT I CARE." 396 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,172 Glenn: HUH. IT'S LIKE HE KNEW THAT I WAS NEW 397 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,107 AND JUST SHOWED ME THAT HE CARED. 398 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,077 Amir: SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, BRO? 399 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,412 Glenn: UH, "WHAT'S MY DEAL, BRO?" 400 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,481 Amir: YEAH. NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF YOU. 401 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,583 DEAN GIVES YOU A JOB OUT OF NOWHERE. 402 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,887 I WOULD BE AN IDIOT NOT TO ASK, "WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, BRO?" 403 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,022 Glenn: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PAPER IN THE WORLD 404 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,391 TO BEGIN TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION. 405 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,926 Amir: [ LAUGHS ] GIVE IT A SHOT. 406 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,261 -Glenn: I WILL GIVE IT A GO. -Amir: OKAY. 407 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,263 Glenn: UM... EXTERIOR. 408 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,598 MY MOTHER'S WOMB. WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL SETTING. 409 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,634 I HAVE JUST PASSED THROUGH THE UTERUS 410 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,569 AND THE VAGINAL CANAL OF MY MOTHER. 411 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,972 THE ENZYMES ARE CHURNING WITHIN ME, AND I'M HUNGRY. 412 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,276 BUT THERE'S ALSO A SENSE OF BENEVOLENCE IN THE AIR. 413 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,179 IS IT GOD? CHRIST? IT'S DEAN. 414 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,148 Amir: DEAN WAS AT YOUR BIRTH? 415 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,484 -Glenn: YEAH. -Amir: THAT'S SO COOL. 416 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,453 AND YOUR MOM'S BEEN WORKING FOR HIM FOR HOW LONG? 417 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,924 Glenn: OOH. LET'S SEE. SHE STARTED IN JANUARY, 418 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,060 AND I WAS BORN IN OCTOBER. 419 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,663 -SO NINE MONTHS TO THE DAY... -Amir: NINE MONTHS. 420 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,264 -Glenn: ...THAT I WAS BORN. -Amir: INTERESTING. 421 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,067 OKAY, UM, GLENN'S DEFINITELY DEAN'S SON, RIGHT? 422 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,936 AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS? 423 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,671 Glenn: AND THEN DEAN WAS NICE ENOUGH 424 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,140 TO SEND ME OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL IN BELGIUM. 425 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,574 Amir: OH, SO HE PAID FOR YOUR SCHOOL, TOO? 426 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,243 Glenn: YEAH. HE REALLY TOOK CARE OF ME. 427 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,945 -Amir: CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH? -Glenn: I CAN. YEAH. 428 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:52,483 [ CONVERSING IN FRENCH ] 429 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,152 Amir: WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 430 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,955 Glenn: YEAH, WE REALLY DO. I'M VERY TAKEN ABACK. 431 00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,191 Amir: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN THIS OFFICE FOR A WHILE. 432 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,626 THERE'S SHARKS ALL OVER. 433 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,728 HERE'S WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WERE YOU. 434 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,597 DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT STORY 435 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,434 ABOUT DEAN PAYING FOR YOUR SCHOOL 436 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,403 OR BEING THERE AT YOUR BIRTH. 437 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,973 -PEOPLE GET JEALOUS. -Glenn: OH. 438 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,676 Amir: LET'S JUST KEEP THAT AS NOTRE SECRET. 439 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:23,348 Glenn: MON FR�RE, JE PEUX GARDER NOTRE SECRET. 440 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,285 AMIR IS A GREAT GUY. I JUST TRUST HIM SO MUCH. 441 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,254 I REALLY TRUST HIM. 442 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,225 ?? 443 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,631 Chelsea: [ LAUGHS ] 444 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,401 AFTER WHAT WENT DOWN WITH MY CLIENT LONDALE, I COOLED DOWN 445 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,436 AND DECIDED IT WAS BETTER TO BREAK BREAD 446 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,105 THAN BREAK VICTORIA'S HEAD. 447 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,140 -Woman: OKAY, LADIES. -Victoria: AH. 448 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,377 Woman: SINGLE PORCINI MUSHROOM HALF-CAP WITH A SAUCE DRIBLET FOR TWO AND 449 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,412 -THE REMNANTS OF A BELL PEPPER. -Victoria: GOOD CHOICE. 450 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,615 Woman: AND THE SEARED DAIKON CRUDIT� WITH A SWORDFISH WAFT. 451 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,018 -Victoria: [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] -Woman: AND A GENTLE TOUCH. 452 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,786 ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET YOU AT THE MOMENT? 453 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,022 -Victoria: THAT WILL BE ALL. -Woman: PLEASE ENJOY. 454 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,657 Chelsea: LISTEN, I REALLY WANTED TO CLEAR THE AIR ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 455 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,359 -WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER. -Victoria: YEAH. 456 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,694 Chelsea: WE'RE THE ONLY WOMEN IN THE OFFICE. 457 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,629 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT WE STICK TOGETHER. 458 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,132 Victoria: I TOTALLY AGREE. HONESTLY, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. 459 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,566 Chelsea: GREAT. FRIENDS? 460 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,468 Victoria: FRIENDS. 461 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:24,108 Woman: YOUR FRIEND TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING THIS FOR YOU. 462 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,410 Victoria: WHAT? 463 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,178 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 464 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,746 Chelsea: AH. 465 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:33,484 AH, "CELEBRATING A MILESTONE TODAY WITH VICTORIA KING." 466 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,086 Victoria: [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT? 467 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:38,156 UH, IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT 40. 468 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,625 Chelsea: OH. YEAH, I MEAN, YOU AND I KNOW THAT, 469 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:45,163 BUT HOW WILL MY 1.2 MILLION INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS KNOW 470 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,399 ONCE I BLAST OUT THIS PICTURE OF YOU IN FRONT OF THAT CAKE? 471 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,834 Victoria: YOU WOULDN'T. 472 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,669 Chelsea: I ABSOLUTELY WOULD. 473 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,604 Victoria: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 474 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,307 Chelsea: I WANT TO SPLIT THE COMMISSION ON LONDALE'S HOUSE 50/50. 475 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,076 AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CLIENTS 476 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,644 -FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS. -Victoria: TWO MONTHS. 477 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,312 Chelsea: GIRL. 478 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,754 Victoria: ALL RIGHT. DEAL. 479 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,123 Chelsea: AH. 480 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,325 -Victoria: IT WAS CLOSE. -Chelsea: YEAH. 481 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,260 Victoria: DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT THE BABY CARROTS FOR DESSERT? 482 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,528 Chelsea: MMM. 483 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,169 Glenn: DEAN HAS CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE TO SPEAK WITH HIM, 484 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,206 AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO SHARE MY PROGRESS. 485 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,274 MORNING, DEAN. I'VE GOT SOME OF THE PROGRESS 486 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,276 FROM THE QUESTIONNAIRES THAT I'VE GOTTEN. 487 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,778 Dean: PERFECT. 488 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,680 SIT. 489 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,282 GLENN... 490 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,318 WHAT DO YOU SEE BEFORE YOU? 491 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,253 Glenn: IT LOOKS LIKE A VERY EXPENSIVE CHESSBOARD. 492 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,388 Dean: WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE? 493 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,524 Glenn: THERE'S A LIKENESS OF EACH OF THE BROKERS. 494 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,259 Dean: YES. 495 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,561 Glenn: AND THEY'VE BEEN PLACED UPON THE BODIES OF PAWNS. 496 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,896 Dean: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT. 497 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,664 YOU UNDERSTAND MY INTENTION. 498 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:58,302 Glenn: ARE YOU GOING TO STAGE SOME KIND OF TOURNAMENT 499 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,272 WHERE THE WINNER OF A CHESS GAME 500 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,808 ADVANCES TO SOME KIND OF REGIONAL FINAL 501 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:08,346 AND THEN ON TO A NATIONAL FINAL AND THEN AN INTERNATIONAL FINAL? 502 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,414 Dean: NO. I'VE BEEN SHAKING MY HEAD "NO." 503 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,618 GLENN, I NEED YOU TO JOIN THE GAME. 504 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:20,291 I NEED YOU TO BE MY EYES AND EARS AMONG THEM. 505 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:26,164 Glenn: OH, MY GOSH. I MEAN, OH, MY GOSH. 506 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,465 YOU MADE A PIECE FOR ME? 507 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,900 Dean: GO ON. TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 508 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,434 PICK IT UP. GAZE UPON IT. 509 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,903 Glenn: LIKE, WOW. 510 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,173 THIS IS INCREDIBLE, DEAN. I'M -- I'M SO FLATTERED. 511 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,408 -Dean: WELL... -Glenn: I-I CAN'T, UH... 512 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,844 I-I DON'T THINK MY PART IS THAT FAR OFF TO THE SIDE 513 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,379 IN SUCH AN EXTREME WAY. 514 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,214 Dean: I'M LOOKING AT YOU, AND, YES, IT IS. 515 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,183 Glenn: WELL, KIND OF A RECEDING HAIRLINE RIGHT THERE. 516 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,751 I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE THERE YET. 517 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,753 Dean: HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY. 518 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,888 Glenn: HIS EYES ARE KIND OF DEAD. YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE HIS PUPILS. 519 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,324 Dean: I ALMOST FEEL AS IF WE'RE GETTING HUNG UP ON THE LIKENESS 520 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,959 RATHER THAN WHAT IT REPRESENTS. 521 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,827 Glenn: OKAY. 522 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,529 Dean: YOU ARE THERE AMONG THEM. 523 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,431 "I'M SAYING THINGS THAT YOU CAN HEAR, 524 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,832 BUT I DON'T WANT DEAN TO HEAR." 525 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,601 "I ALSO AM DOING THE SAME THING." 526 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,537 Glenn: DEAN, IF YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR MOLE AT PLATINUM, 527 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,974 THEN I'LL ATTACH MYSELF TO YOUR CHEEK LIKE YOU ARE ROBERT de NIRO. 528 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,811 UM, AMIR SAYS, UH, "GLENN, EXCEPTIONAL WORK TODAY." 529 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,613 "THANK YOU, AMIR. I APPRECIATE IT." 530 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,282 "I'M GOING TO GO PICK UP SOME CUSTOM COLOGNE." 531 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,618 "OH, YES, OKAY. I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT." 532 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,386 LATER, I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT. 533 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,222 ANDREW AND BAXTER COME THROUGH. 534 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,691 "HEY, YOU WANT TO GO GET OUR CHESTS WAXED?" 535 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,260 "HA HA HA HA HA." I JOIN, "HA HA HA HA HA." 536 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,662 "GLENN, SO HAPPY YOU HEARD THAT. WE LOVE YOU." 537 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,764 VICTORIA'S OVER HERE, TORTURING SOME SMALL ANIMAL. 538 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,333 "STOP, STOP, STOP!" 539 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,635 I TAKE THE ANIMAL, I GIVE IT TO A SHELTER. 540 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,238 MAYBE, LIKE, THE COPS COME, AND, UH... 541 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,343 CHELSEA ASKS ME, UH, "GLENN, COULD I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE?" 542 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,578 AND SHE SAYS, "OOPS. I TOOK MY JACKET OFF. 543 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,946 IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE." 544 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,315 AND I SAY, "GOSH, A WOMAN TAKING THE LEAD. 545 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,752 I'M NERVOUS, BUT I'M -- I'M EXCEPTIONALLY TURNED ON." 546 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,355 AND SHE SAYS, "Shh." I TRY TO... 547 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,557 OH. OH, DEAN. 548 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,025 OH. 549 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,828 Dean: SIT DOWN. 550 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,429 JUST TO BE CLEAR, 551 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,633 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY CHEST WAXING, 552 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,369 UM, OR SPECIALTY COLOGNES. 553 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,837 Glenn: I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT ALL THAT. 554 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,006 Dean: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO ME. 555 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,841 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MIGHTY SOLDIER FOR ME. 556 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,509 -DO YOU UNDERSTAND? -Glenn: YES, SIR. 557 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,844 Dean: YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SPY 558 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,679 -GREATER THAN MATA HARI. -Glenn: ABSOLUTELY, SIR. 559 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,447 Dean: AND THE POWER AND GLORY SHALL BE MINE 560 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,548 AND A LITTLE BIT OF YOURS. 561 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,850 -Glenn: THANK YOU, DEAN. -Dean: GO! 562 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,585 Glenn: I JUST WANT A LITTLE BIT. THANK YOU. 563 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,819 Dean: YES. 564 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,488 Glenn: THE HEAD IS A LITTLE NARROW. 565 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,756 THIS LOOKS LIKE HUGH LAURIE ON A HUNGER STRIKE. 566 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,357 ALL RIGHT. YES. 567 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,893 THANK YOU, DEAN. THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY. 568 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,663 Dean: IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM. 569 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,666 UGH. TOO MUCH. 570 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:45,436 Victoria: COMING UP THIS SEASON ON "BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES"... 571 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,072 Man: DEAN KIND OF LET IT SLIP THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW PARTNER. 572 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,408 Man 2: YES, I'M BUYING A HOUSE! 573 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,010 Man 3: CAN WE JUST BUY THE BASEMENT? 574 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,379 Victoria: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 575 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,515 THAT YOU'RE USING THIS HOUSE TO SHOOT YOUR MOVIE? 576 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,984 Woman: IF YOU'RE ON A SPEEDBOAT, WHAT KIND OF BOAT IS IT? 577 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,086 Man: I DO PLAY RACQUETBALL WITH DAVID CARUSO. 578 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,921 Woman: HE'S A RED-BLOODED MAN. [ CHUCKLES ] 579 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,357 -Woman 2: OH, YEAH! OH! -Man: OH, MY GOD. 580 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,760 Woman: LIKE WOMEN, YOU KNOW, TATTOOING OUR FACES ON THEIR FACES. 581 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,796 Woman 2: I'D NEVER STAY IN THERE. THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO FALL OVER. 582 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,497 Woman 3: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 583 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,366 -LOSING A SALE TODAY, HUH? -Amir: GET AWAY FROM ME! 584 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,501 Man: SPEAKING OF SHARP, I GOT TO GO TAKE A GIANT SHIT. 585 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,103 Man 2: OHH! LOOK WHO COMES OUT! 586 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,771 -Glenn: YOU LIKE THAT? -Amir: OH, YOU LIKE THAT? 587 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,073 -Glenn: YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? -Amir: YEAH. 588 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,674 -Amir: EST� BIEN! -Man: CHECK HIS LICENSE! 589 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,042 -Amir: EST� BIEN! -Man: CHECK HIS LICENSE! 590 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,378 Man 2: CRISIS AVERTED, BITCHES! 591 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,879 Man 3: YOU WANT TO DO IT HERE, MISTER? 592 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,047 -Man 4: THIS GUY... -Woman: HE'S A MODEL. 593 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,782 Man 4: ...FUCKING GETS IT. 594 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,452 Dean: PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY NEW PARTNER AT PLATINUM. 595 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,653 -Man: OH! -Man 2: NO! 596 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,421 -Man 3: AAH! -Chelsea: AAH! 597 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,691 Andrew: NO! BAXTER! 598 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,593 ?? 599 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,595 Woman: COME ON. 600 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,900 Johnny: EXCUSE ME? 601 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,636 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 602 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,408 ?? 603 00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:02,008 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47831

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