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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:57,635 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,350 Ooh! Cows. 3 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:29,687 April! April! 4 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,389 - What? - We just passed the cows. 5 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,257 Great. 6 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,128 Day-Day, take a picture of the cows. 7 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,862 Aw, they're everywhere! 8 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,264 You do realise that the breeding of cows 9 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,267 is, like, the number-one cause of deforestation? 10 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,904 - What? - Methane. 11 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,272 Methane? 12 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:52,643 Methane gas is 84 times more dangerous than CO2 is. 13 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,346 Oh, April. 14 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,683 You don't have to analyse everything. 15 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:02,887 You can just appreciate a cow for being a cow. 16 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,389 I'm not the one that would eat that cow. 17 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,725 What? You're mumbling. See, this is your problem. 18 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,694 You don't speak clearly. 19 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,230 No one can understand a word you're saying. 20 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,466 Little sparrows! Look. 21 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,468 You could just act a little more grateful 22 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,905 to be going on holiday. 23 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:23,241 It's not a holiday. 24 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,411 Right. So, why do they call it a holiday park, then? 25 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,681 - A baby one. - Yay! 26 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,551 Normally I'm in the back seat behind Dad 27 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:35,920 but he wasn't invited, which means the whole thing's 28 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,156 taken two hours longer than normal 29 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,324 cos Mum won't admit when she's lost. 30 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,594 She says it's the scenic route. 31 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:44,731 She put the sat-nav on in the end. 32 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,701 Aw! 33 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,840 That's Lucy, the pregnant princess of Dunstable. 34 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,410 - Classic! - Classic Mum! 35 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,711 Hiya! 36 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,448 And her boyfriend Steve. He's a fireman. 37 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,351 They met when Lucy left her hair straighteners on 38 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,352 and nearly burned down the house. 39 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,290 Mum went mental. 40 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,826 April, get out the car. 41 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,296 She thinks it's romantic now. 42 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,764 Yeah, no, it's good. The traffic was bad. 43 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:20,765 - All right? - Yeah, it was all right. 44 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,800 Not bad. 45 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,735 That's it. She's been taking pictures with her new camera. 46 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,470 Come and say hello, Day-Day. 47 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,772 You gonna capture the memories? 48 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,840 - Day-Day! - Hi. 49 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:32,410 Look at her. These plaits. I did them. 50 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,878 - Did you do them? - Here she is. 51 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,415 AJ. Look at the hat, that's cool! 52 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,851 Oh, decided to make an appearance, then? Wow! 53 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,287 You really hedge-trimmed the crap out of that, didn't you? 54 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,289 Did you bring your scissors? 55 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,625 - Yeah, it's fine. I can fix it. - I don't know about that. 56 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,694 Steve, I need my cushion. Come on. 57 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,396 Right, I'm gonna go and check us in. Are you coming? 58 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,933 April, get the bags out the car, love. 59 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,405 Right, come on, Day-Day. 60 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,575 You're gonna have to carry this as well, Steve. It's too heavy. 61 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,714 All right. I don't know why this is too heavy. It's full of air. 62 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,357 AI was perfectly fine at home. 63 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,724 But Mum insisted. 64 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,392 I think we stayed in that one last time. 65 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,628 Oh, yeah. 66 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,529 She says there's no way I'm staying in the house on my own. 67 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,467 Keep up, April! 68 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,368 Mum, we gonna go to the spa? 69 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,870 Yeah. 70 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,639 She acts like I could become a heroin addict... 71 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,743 ...in a week. 72 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,680 Fuck's sake. 73 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,548 Home sweet holiday home. 74 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,685 Oh, it's perfect! 75 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,291 Whoo! There you go. 76 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,959 This is fun. 77 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,094 Do you think we'll see any more rabbits? 78 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,531 I think this place will be full of rabbits this week. 79 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,572 - What's the Wi-Fi code? - Eh? 80 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,008 - The Wi-Fi code. - There isn't any Wi-Fi. 81 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,710 You said there was Wi-Fi. 82 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,412 Well, there is but it's in the bar. 83 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,415 What? 84 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,418 Well, I thought you could switch off for a few days. 85 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,753 You're always on that phone, you're obsessed. 86 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,689 You need to get a bit of sunshine. 87 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,058 - You're so bloody pale. - I like being pale. 88 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,695 Nobody likes being pale, April. So, why don't you get outside, 89 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,763 get a bit of fresh air in your lungs and... 90 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,000 go and meet some new friends, like you used to? 91 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:39,070 I've never been good at making friends. 92 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,807 I swear sometimes, she just makes stuff up. 93 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,412 She knows I've always preferred my own company. 94 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,451 Gives me time to think. 95 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,088 Mostly about the world and how it's falling apart. 96 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,525 And what the hell I'm supposed to do about it. 97 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,062 - You coming in, AJ? - No. 98 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,597 Go on. You used to love the pool. 99 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,566 Mm. Reading. 100 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,468 - Luce? - No. Get out of the sun. 101 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,138 Oh, you big bore! 102 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,782 Mum says I was supposed to be born a boy, called Aaron. 103 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,183 I think about him sometimes 104 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:28,953 and how much easier his life would have been. 105 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:33,758 - I need to go toilet. - Ask Mum. 106 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,595 We both know she's gonna get you to take me. 107 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,667 Come on, then. 108 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:47,707 Swim faster. 109 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,654 This place smells like feet. 110 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,101 I wonder what she smells like. 111 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:30,683 People stare at me a lot. 112 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,788 They always have. 113 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,928 When I was nine, Jennifer Murphy told me 114 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,531 I couldn't use the girls' toilets cos I wasn't a girl. 115 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,635 Like I was a freak of nature or something. 116 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,738 Everyone laughed. 117 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,006 So, I poured glue in her hair. 118 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,608 Take your glasses off, April. 119 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,243 You don't wear your sunglasses inside. 120 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,078 I prefer them on. 121 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,080 Ape, just take them off. You're not blind. 122 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,517 - AJ. - What? 123 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,085 I told you, everyone calls me AJ now. 124 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,022 - What? No, they don't. - Steve does. 125 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,692 I like it. I think it suits you. 126 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:14,660 What? 127 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:17,928 Well, I'm not calling you AJ. 128 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,231 - Why not? - Because it's ridiculous 129 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,833 and no one's going to employ someone called AJ. 130 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,135 April's a lovely name. At least that'll get you an interview. 131 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,738 That's so stupid. 132 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,607 No, it's not. Your name's the first thing you're judged on. 133 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,242 Yeah, that and a picture. 134 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,943 Sally turns girls away all the time 135 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,979 cos she doesn't like their picture. 136 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,182 She says you can tell a lot about a person by their face. 137 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,550 Are we allowed dessert? 138 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,986 Ooh. Let's see, shall we? 139 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,990 You've already had ice cream this week. 140 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,992 I keep meaning to say, 141 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,060 my cousin Stephanie's joining your school this year. 142 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,263 Oh, that's great. 143 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,131 Be able to swap numbers and maybe go to the cinema. 144 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,634 - Yeah. - There's no point. 145 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,069 Don't be rude, April. 146 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,105 You could do with some female friends. 147 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,674 Yeah, there's no point cos I'm not going back to school, so... 148 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,576 - What? - What you talking about? 149 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,811 I've just been considering other options. 150 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,947 - What other options? - I just don't see the point 151 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,249 in going to school anymore. 152 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,251 Well, the point is, if you don't finish school, 153 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,619 then you won't be able to get a good job. 154 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,821 Statistically speaking, 155 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,823 40 percent of jobs are gonna be replaced by computers 156 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,258 in the next 15 years anyway, so... 157 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,860 That's ridiculous. 158 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,062 It's not ridiculous. It's a fact. 159 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,799 Well, computers can't cut hair, so... 160 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,703 What's the plan then? What are you thinking of doing? 161 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,738 Indonesia. 162 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,807 - What? - Indonesia? 163 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,642 There's a charity out there. 164 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,644 You can volunteer. You knit jumpers for elephants. 165 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,646 You're not going to live in India, April. 166 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,316 - Indonesia. - Whatever. 167 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,851 So, what, then? We just let the elephants die, 168 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,187 - is that what you're saying? - You know you're lucky 169 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,857 they're even having you back at school at all. 170 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:57,227 Why can't I just do what I wanna do? 171 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:00,032 Because it changes every five minutes, April. That's why. 172 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,008 I wonder if anyone's ever killed themselves with a fork. 173 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,181 It's her. 174 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,717 In real life. 175 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,822 Girls like her are exactly what's wrong with the world. 176 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,891 I feel weird. 177 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,661 Like I could stab her in the throat and... 178 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,131 stem the bleeding all at the same time. 179 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,266 Ooh! I've ordered you another breast pump. 180 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,168 I think you're gonna need more than one. 181 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,671 Oh, thanks, Mum. Sally said that I should order 182 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:44,274 some of that cream for cracked nipples, as well. 183 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,012 I think I'm gonna have the gammon. 184 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,919 This is bullshit. 185 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,661 What is this? What is this? 186 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,399 That is disgusting. This is... Oh, my... 187 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,102 Tina. 188 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,771 Tina. 189 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,173 Er, Mum to you! 190 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,742 Where's my Dead Jesus jumper? 191 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,478 You don't want a jumper on, it's 25 degrees out there. 192 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,281 Why ask me to pack a bag if you're gonna pack it yourself? 193 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,450 April, you can't wear a top that says Dead Jesus on it. 194 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,953 - It's offensive. - Oh, so music is offensive? 195 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:34,024 Well, why don't you just try on that nice top that I got you? 196 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,160 Why don't you stop buying me clothes I'm never gonna wear? 197 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,028 Well, we're on holiday. 198 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,730 I thought you might want to make a bit of an effort. 199 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,098 Day-Day, come and get some brekkie. 200 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,833 I'm sorry, I didn't realise 201 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,102 that caravan parks came with a dress code. 202 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,738 Well, you know what I mean. It's just... 203 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,340 thinking how you're gonna present yourself. 204 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,209 This time next year, you're gonna be out there. 205 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,112 - Out where? - Out there, in the world. 206 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,848 - am in the world. - You know what I mean. 207 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,251 Actually have no idea. 208 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,053 Just because you're a lesbian now 209 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,788 doesn't mean you have to dress like a boy all the time. 210 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,790 What? 211 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,525 Well, you... You can be gay and, you know... 212 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,961 Here we go. 213 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,764 ...look like a girl. 214 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,433 Like whatshername, that lesbian actress that's... 215 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,235 She's in that film where they're all... 216 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,737 They all get stuck in a room. 217 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,239 - Jodie Foster. - Jodie Foster. 218 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,208 She's a lesbian. You'd never be able to tell 219 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,444 - by just looking at her. - Mm. She looks totally normal. 220 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,247 - Morning, my favourite ladies. - Morning, Steve. 221 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,182 - Hey, AJ. How you doing? - Great. 222 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,517 Sleep all right? 223 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,753 Next to these pair? Yeah, right. 224 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,789 - Ooh, April. - What? 225 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,091 Can you take the washing to the launderette for me? 226 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,559 - Do you remember where it is? - Why do I have to do it? 227 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,296 Just do it. I'll pick it up. 228 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,966 There you are. I want the change. We're on a budget. 229 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:49,967 We're always on a fucking budget. 230 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,568 - Eh? - I said, 231 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,571 "It's good to budget." 232 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,444 Joan of Arc was locked up for wearing the wrong clothes. 233 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,279 She said, "Everything I have done, 234 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,482 I have done at the instruction of my voices." 235 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,419 Those voices probably should have warned her 236 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,423 that she was gonna be burnt to death. 237 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:14,527 Hey. 238 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,029 - You dropped this. - Fuck. 239 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,099 Oh, thanks. 240 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,269 It's not mine, obviously. 241 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,372 - I would never wear that. - I'm not judging. 242 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,109 Act normal. 243 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,527 - You need a hand? - Er... 244 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,498 No, no, it's all right, thanks. 245 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,872 Come on! For fuck's sake. 246 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,042 You just have to hold it down. 247 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,976 Just a normal wash? 248 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,110 Yeah, normal. 249 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,850 There you go. 250 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,350 You have washing already? 251 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,285 She smells like chlorine. 252 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,054 Yeah. Erm... 253 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,156 Our washing machine broke, 254 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,958 so my mum decided to bring it all here. 255 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,594 I like your hat. 256 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,031 Oh, thanks. 257 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,601 I like... I like your whistle. 258 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,636 I mean, the string, not the whistle. 259 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,506 I don't like whistles, that would be weird. 260 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,342 - I'm Isla, by the way. - AJ. 261 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,978 AJ. Is that short for something? 262 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,381 No, no. Just AJ. 263 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,350 April Jane. But who the fuck wants to be called that? 264 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,120 Are you here with your family? 265 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,488 Yeah. My sister's about to have a baby, 266 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,592 so my mum thought it'd be good for her to relax or whatever. 267 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,529 Well, just a pre-warning, don't touch the grilled beef. 268 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,565 I'm pretty sure it's contaminated. 269 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,367 Like, six of the guests have had the shits this week. 270 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:07,537 Oh, OK. Well, I don't eat beef. 271 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,672 I'm trying not to eat animal products right now. 272 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,074 Really? 273 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,710 Nate to Iz. Where you at? 274 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,514 I've got to go. 275 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,319 Do you blaze? 276 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,121 - What? - Do you smoke? 277 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,089 Yeah. 278 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,191 Erm, I love smoking. 279 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,626 I smoke all the time, so... 280 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,428 How old are you? 281 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,664 Nobody wants to be 17. 282 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,433 Eighteen. You? 283 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,237 Yeah, 18. It was my birthday last week. 284 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,607 - Leo? - Yeah, yeah. 285 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,477 Well, my shifty is having a party tonight 286 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,346 and my friend Gem is gonna be there. 287 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,748 She's into all that vegan stuff, so you should talk. 288 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,185 Sweet. Cool. 289 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,253 It's just on the other side of the park, so... 290 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,355 Tonight? 291 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,057 Yeah, I mean, unless you want to see 292 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,092 the Chas and Dave tribute act? 293 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,127 Oh, no, I've seen 'em. I don't wanna see 'em again. 294 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,201 What's your number? I'll text you the address. 295 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,304 Oh, cute elephants. 296 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,407 I like elephants. 297 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,244 Cool. 298 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,582 OK, so, text you later, AJ. 299 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,618 OK. Bye. 300 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,376 Thank you. 301 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,078 So, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. 302 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,414 I hope you're all having a wonderful evening so far. 303 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,249 Now, next up, we do have some more live entertainment, 304 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,450 so please put your hands together 305 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,187 for our incredible magician. 306 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,227 Hello, everybody. Give it up for Ellie. Wasn't she fantastic? 307 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,828 And welcome to Freshwater. 308 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,070 There are two types of people in the world, 309 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,105 those that love magic and those that say they hate magic 310 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,374 but secretly love magic. 311 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,176 Let's make some noise. Who's up for a trick? 312 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,315 Why is life so fucking predictable? 313 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,651 Can I just go back to the caravan? 314 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,487 No. What's wrong? You used to love the magician. 315 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,122 Yeah, I was a kid. I was gullible then. 316 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,491 Shh! 317 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:45,829 Now, boys and girls, has anyone seen my assistant, Bendy Wendy? 318 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,697 Has anyone seen Bendy Wendy? 319 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,466 Has anyone seen Bendy Wendy? No? 320 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,868 She's behind you! 321 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,371 Behind me? It's not panto. There's no one behind me. 322 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,840 No, she's not. She's probably left me. 323 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,242 She's not in here. There's nothing in here, is there? 324 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,378 There's nothing in there. I used to keep my dog in there. 325 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,080 I did. It was a magical dog. 326 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,347 It was a Labra-cadabra-dor. 327 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,151 Oh, God! 328 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,189 You're welcome. 329 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,423 Right. Count down from five with me. Let's do some magic. 330 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,524 Are you ready? I said, are you ready? 331 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,093 Yeah! 332 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,561 - Right. Five... - Five. 333 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,096 - Four. - Four. 334 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,664 - Three. - Three. 335 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,731 - Two. - Two. 336 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,569 - One. - One. 337 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,636 There she is. 338 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,505 Fantastic. Big round of applause. 339 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,219 She's an incredible contortionist, 340 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,855 although she's struggling to make ends meet at the moment. 341 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,158 That's a contortionist joke and there's not many of them. 342 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:52,129 Hey! So, it's Isla here. 343 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:56,700 Um... The party is at C44. 344 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,436 You just keep walking up the hill and it's on your left. 345 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,937 OK, bye. 346 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,439 Mum. 347 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,641 - Mum. - What? 348 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,776 - Can I go out for a bit? - Out where? 349 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,546 Just, um... Just out with a couple of people in the park, 350 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,480 just hanging out. 351 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,249 What people? 352 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,519 Just people. They've invited me to hang out. 353 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,155 No. It's too late now. You can hang out in the morning. 354 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,825 Watch this. Brilliant. 355 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,364 Mum, just let her go. She's not watching it. 356 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,366 You told me to make friends. 357 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,768 Fine. Twelve o'clock. 358 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,670 That's it. I want you back at 12 o'clock. 359 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,372 No later. I don't want you walking round the park 360 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,673 late at night on your own. 361 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,441 - Yep. - I'm serious, April. 362 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,943 Have you got your phone charged? 363 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:40,846 - Yeah. - OK. 364 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,590 April will at least get an interview. 365 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,593 Just got to do it. Just got to do it. 366 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,895 Just got to... 367 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:39,302 Sometimes, I have no fucking idea who I am. 368 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,476 All I know is... 369 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,813 ...things are different now. 370 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,734 - Gem? - Hm? 371 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,670 - Gem? - Yeah. 372 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,472 You like that? 373 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,040 - It's good. - You love it. 374 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,044 Oi-oi! 375 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,882 Hello. Hey. 376 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,552 - You all right? - Hmm. 377 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,522 Everyone, this is AJ. 378 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,691 AJ, this is Jamie, Gemma G, 379 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,327 Nathan, Elvis, Jemma J, and Christoph. 380 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,463 - Yo. - All right? 381 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,633 Breaking rules again, Iz? 382 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,802 Oh, like I didn't see that blonde girl leave your trailer. 383 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,571 So, you are watching me then? Yeah! I knew it. 384 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,606 Give your chair to AJ? 385 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,374 Nah. 386 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,644 Oh, no, no, it's chill. It's fine. 387 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:58,048 - Where are you from, AJ? - Um, Dunstable. 388 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,649 Dunstable? Where the fuck's that? 389 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,451 It's near Luton, idiot. 390 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,820 I've been to Luton. It's a shit-hole. 391 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,523 No offence. 392 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,626 So, are you at uni or something? 393 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:13,563 No. No, I'm sort of, er, taking a year off from all that. 394 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,565 Oh, like a gap year? 395 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,535 - Yeah, a gap year. Exactly. - Yeah, yeah. 396 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:22,439 I'm actually gonna move to Indonesia soon to... 397 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,040 to knit jumpers for elephants. 398 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,509 Wow! Indonesia? 399 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,645 I thought elephants lived in the desert. 400 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,114 Yeah. Well, because of climate change, 401 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:34,050 the temperature drops at night, so some of them freeze to death. 402 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:37,587 Oh, sick. Yeah. 403 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,155 I was gonna do a gap year, actually, but I just thought, 404 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:40,857 "Do you know what?" 405 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,526 "Gonna go straight out, make money. Real world." 406 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,362 Yeah, I'm gonna be 407 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,397 a social-media influencer one day. 408 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,833 Like, use Instagram until I can just, like, 409 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,434 get enough sponsors and get paid for taking pictures 410 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,069 in my room, so... 411 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,804 Dream big, Gem. 412 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,507 Yeah, I am really ambitious. Yeah. 413 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,877 Right. Let's do it. 414 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:07,917 They all look so happy. 415 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,754 Like they exist in some parallel universe 416 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,058 where everything is amazing. 417 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:16,728 I don't think I've ever looked that happy in my entire life. 418 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,502 What the actual fuck is wrong with me? 419 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,200 Hey. You OK? 420 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,436 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I just, er... 421 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,106 I had a phone call. 422 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:05,175 If you're not on that, it's cool. 423 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:09,112 Oh, no, no, no. I'm on it. I'm definitely on it. 424 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,115 All right, OK. 425 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,776 What is going on? 426 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,084 I finally get where smiles come from. 427 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,988 Drugs. 428 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:02,901 Hey. 429 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,537 You want a drink? 430 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,107 Er, I'm good, thanks. 431 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,912 - You having a good time? - Yeah. 432 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,185 See that light over there? 433 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,786 Yeah. 434 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,021 - That's me. - That's you? 435 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,223 Mm-hm. 436 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,160 Come on. It's cold. 437 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,566 Fine. 438 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:37,869 I think Elvis likes you. 439 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,105 - What? - He keeps looking at you. 440 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,140 Really? 441 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,075 Is he your type? 442 00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:47,844 - Er, well, I'm sort of... - Fuck. This lighter. Hang on. 443 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,814 Sorry, sorry. 444 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,550 Cheers. Thanks. 445 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,753 - Boys. - Sorry, what were you saying? 446 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:59,656 How long have you and Nathan been together? 447 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:02,125 Me and Nathan are not together. 448 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,960 Oh, shit. Really? Sorry. I thought that... 449 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:04,996 Mn-mn. 450 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,935 It happened once and he seems to think it's some sort of sign. 451 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,171 What do you think? 452 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,206 I don't think there's any such thing as signs. 453 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:20,076 Got drunk, bored and horny. 454 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:32,121 So, what's your deal? You got a boyfriend? Girlfriend? 455 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:35,658 Er... I'm kind of just working on myself right now. 456 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,194 I'm telling you, the Earth is flat. 457 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:41,631 Nathan, you're being fucking stupid. 458 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:44,734 He's saying that everything in the universe is round 459 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,803 but we're flat. That's what you're fucking saying. 460 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,038 - Listen. Mate. - You sound fucking stupid. 461 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,007 If the Earth is round, how come you can't see the curve? 462 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,809 He's got a point there. 463 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,177 Where's your answer to that, you prick? 464 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,980 - You can. - What? 465 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:57,983 You can. 466 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,718 How? Prove it. 467 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,220 Well, you can measure the curvature 468 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:06,155 by observing mountain peaks at, like, various distances. 469 00:27:06,157 --> 00:27:08,026 That's one example. 470 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,063 Because distance shrinks faster than perspective. 471 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:19,669 What? 472 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,270 So, like, when a ship goes out to sea, yeah, 473 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,440 it doesn't get smaller. It gets lower. 474 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,043 Like, can disprove flat-Earth theories quite easily. 475 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,412 Also, a lunar eclipse. 476 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:32,715 You can see the shape of it in a lunar eclipse. 477 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:35,118 The sun projects Earth's shadow onto the moon. 478 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,221 It's pretty basic science. 479 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,026 Is she David Attenborough? 480 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,430 Shut up, man. 481 00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:51,434 Fuck! Fuck! 482 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:52,769 You thought you was a scientist. 483 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,370 This guy! 484 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:55,774 What a fucking shame, eh? 485 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,180 ♪ I gotta pee! 486 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:09,919 You can look, it's just wee. 487 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:11,421 No, I'm just weeing all the time, so... 488 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,193 Oh, my God, it's one of those wees that never stops. Oh! 489 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,737 How do you know all that stuff? 490 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,073 All of the science stuff. 491 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:35,378 Oh, er, yeah, I used to think the... 492 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,413 Earth was flat but then I tried to prove it 493 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,715 and ended up proving I was wrong, so... 494 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,783 What? 495 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:43,352 Erm, so, I climbed a tree in the woods 496 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:46,989 and took time-lapse pictures of the horizon. 497 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:50,293 Erm, yeah, actually, that's how I got this scar. 498 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:54,497 - Cos I fell off the tree. - Oh, my God! You're so funny. 499 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:56,365 I'm so drunk. Are you drunk? 500 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:59,170 Oh, yeah. Smashed. 501 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,208 Your make-up's smudged. 502 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,910 Oh, I'm shit at make-up. 503 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,481 Well, you don't need it, so... 504 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,221 She's pretty much licking my face right now. 505 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,556 Let me in. I really need a wee. 506 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:21,860 Fuck off, Elvis. 507 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:27,997 Whoa! Fuck! Whoa! OK, go, go. 508 00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,967 - Oh! - Oh, AJ. 509 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,401 Fuck's sake, Elvis! 510 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,504 Oi-oi! 511 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,074 Stop it. Put me down. 512 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:40,409 Stop. Stop. 513 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,811 - Stop! - All right, Luton? 514 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,112 All right. Yo, come with me. 515 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,480 - What? - Just a chat. 516 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,315 - What? - Just quickly. Come on. 517 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,219 I'll be back in a minute, all right? 518 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,500 You all right, Luton? 519 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,274 You enjoying your holiday? 520 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:12,477 Er, y-yeah. 521 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,013 Cool, cool. 522 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:17,982 Cool. 523 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:22,985 So, er, do you like tattoos? 524 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,855 - What? - Tattoos, do you like them? 525 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:27,523 Yeah, it's all right. 526 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,860 Thinking about getting a whole sleeve. Been saving up. 527 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,462 Couple of weeks now. 528 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,164 Yeah, I've got a scorpion on my foot at the moment. 529 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,933 Do you wanna see it? 530 00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,334 I was like, "I ain't getting that," but... 531 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,169 In moments like this, 532 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,437 there's one thing most people do. 533 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:42,507 Can you see? 534 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,409 Do you wanna do shots? 535 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:50,613 Shots? Yeah, fuck it. Let's do some shots. 536 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,915 I need to do some shots. Let's do some fucking shots. 537 00:30:57,889 --> 00:30:59,257 I don't know what this is. 538 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:05,161 I don't even fucking want that. 539 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,664 - You go first. - Oh, OK. 540 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:09,601 Go on. 541 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:12,503 Oh! 542 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:24,449 What's up? 543 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:29,988 Shit. 544 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:36,158 I reckon you've got about four more in the bag, Luton. 545 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,526 Let's get it. I've had, like, nine more than you, man. 546 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:38,930 Keep going! 547 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,534 - Yeah. So, where you going? - I've got to go home. 548 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,504 Bye. 549 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:15,064 Where the hell have you been? 550 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,499 I've been calling you for the last hour. 551 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,301 I had no idea where you was. 552 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:19,535 I was just about to call the police. 553 00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:21,003 Look at the state of you. 554 00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:22,540 What's going on? 555 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,640 Oh, my God, are you drunk? 556 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:25,675 Oh, my God, are you 80? 557 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,046 Have you got make-up on? 558 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:32,281 What? Don't I look pretty? 559 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,116 What is wrong with you? 560 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,218 I'm 17. Everything's wrong with me. 561 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:39,088 Shh! Stop shouting. 562 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,690 You're not going in there and waking her up as well. 563 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,325 You can sleep on the couch. 564 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,627 Fine. 565 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,062 You know, no one respects the monarchy anymore? 566 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,730 What? 567 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,434 I said, "No one..." 568 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,036 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. All over my Julius. 569 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,504 Mum, tell her. 570 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:58,042 Jesus Christ, April. 571 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,711 I'll talk to you in the morning. 572 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,146 - OK, Tina. - I'll give you bloody Tina. 573 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,649 Sorry. 574 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,351 Just go to bed, Mum. I'll sort her out. 575 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:08,720 Jesus Christ! 576 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,791 No! Not you, please. 577 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:18,127 It's the devil-monster lady. 578 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:20,363 What have you taken? You need to tell me, 579 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:21,564 because if you die in your sleep, 580 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,466 I need to tell the doctors. 581 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,367 You'd love that, wouldn't you? 582 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,372 Do a speech at the funeral, would you? 583 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:31,542 Pretend that you cared with your big old fat crocodile tears? 584 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:33,809 - Shut up. - Fucking... 585 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:36,212 Oh, God! 586 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,581 - Take your shoes off. - I feel awful. 587 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,049 You need to get some sleep. 588 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,584 You'll feel like shit in the morning. 589 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,653 You're shit in the morning. 590 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:46,024 Right. Goodnight. 591 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,318 April, it's nine o'clock! 592 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,055 Get up! 593 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:25,061 - Oi! - Mm, fuck off. 594 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,196 Hey, don't swear at me. 595 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,198 I was worried about you last night. 596 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,500 Steve was on his hands and knees 597 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:35,104 at one o'clock this morning, wiping that sick up. 598 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:38,641 You told me to make friends. Those were your words. 599 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:42,244 "Go outside and make friends." That's what you said. 600 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,246 I didn't say, "Go out and get drunk 601 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,116 with a load of strangers." What were you thinking? 602 00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:50,152 Do you know how many girls your age go missing? 603 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:52,721 And why didn't you answer your phone? 604 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,523 I didn't hear it. 605 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,725 I'm supposed to believe that, am I? 606 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,629 I don't care what you believe. 607 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:02,431 Well, you won't be seeing these people again, whoever they are. 608 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,467 I don't wanna see them anyway. 609 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,503 What? 610 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:10,272 I said, "I don't want to see them anyway," 611 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,809 so that's not even a punishment. 612 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,280 Get up, get in the shower. We're going out. 613 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,849 You're not moping round here all day on your own. 614 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:22,685 Here we are, AJ. 615 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,155 Come on. Get this down you, darling. 616 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,525 What is it? 617 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:30,828 Just a secret little hangover cure. 618 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,864 I didn't have all the ingredients, so I, er... 619 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:35,933 I freestyled a little bit. 620 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,505 Trust me, it'll make you feel better. 621 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,741 Oh, she's alive. You owe me a new pair of shoes. 622 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:47,610 I mean, we might be able to just 623 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:51,413 - stick 'em in the machine, no? - What? 624 00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:52,781 You can't put Julius in the washing machine, Steve. 625 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:55,317 Are you insane? 626 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:57,555 Excuse me. OK, I must be insane. I'll make a bit of toast. 627 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,361 - Can I have a crumpet? - Of course you can, my precious. 628 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:08,364 Please. 629 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,899 Mum spent a lot of money on this holiday. 630 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,668 I didn't ask her to. 631 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,737 Yeah, that's your problem, you're ungrateful. 632 00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,772 - Luce. - What? She is. 633 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,674 How am I supposed to be grateful 634 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,943 for something I didn't ask for? 635 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:22,912 Look, this is supposed to be relaxing for me. 636 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,848 If Aurora picks up on any stress hormones, 637 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,919 it could affect her brain and she could go blind, so... 638 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,925 The princess Sleeping Beauty is Aurora. 639 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:41,230 I've never seen "Sleeping Beauty", 640 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,467 but I'm pretty sure I know how it ends. 641 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,371 And that's the problem. 642 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:53,442 Put some cream on. There you go. 643 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,844 You too, April. You'll get sunburnt out here. 644 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,513 It comes through the clouds. 645 00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,350 Right, come on. Jump in, AJ. 646 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:03,352 Cos no one ever tells you the truth. 647 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:03,988 That Sleeping Beauty and her husband... 648 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:08,226 ...properly can't stand each other now. 649 00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:14,964 Ah! Oh! 650 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,633 Shit. Sorry. I didn't think I'd actually scare you. 651 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:20,336 - You all right? - Yeah, how are you? 652 00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:23,439 Good. Didn't see you leave last night. 653 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,773 Yeah, I was just... I was so stoned. 654 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,543 What you reading? 655 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:30,846 Oh, er, it's just this book callThe Dizziness Of... 656 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:32,815 It's, like, poems and... 657 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,351 - Cool. - Your shoelace is untied. 658 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:35,987 Oh, thanks. 659 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,656 Litter-picking duty. Perks of the job. 660 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,059 - Iz? - Yeah, hang on a sec. 661 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,661 Hey. 662 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,963 - Hi. - Hey. 663 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:50,766 This is my sister's boyfriend, Steve. 664 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,603 - Hi. Isla. - Hi. 665 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:55,504 Pow! 666 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:56,941 - Yeah, no plastic. - Hey, Captain Planet. 667 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,010 You guys having a good time? 668 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,511 Yeah, so far. 669 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:03,846 Yeah? 670 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,781 Yeah, I'm coming. All right. 671 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:07,349 - Well, I'll text you? - OK. 672 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,717 - Yeah? - Great. 673 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,688 - See you. - See you. 674 00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,027 She seems nice. 675 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:21,697 - What? - Isla. She seems nice. 676 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:24,035 Oh. Yeah. 677 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:27,805 So? 678 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,910 - What? - Nothing. 679 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,547 Girls like her like boys, so... 680 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,849 What? How do you know? 681 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:41,919 I just know. 682 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:46,789 There you are. Have some crisps. 683 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:47,625 Thanks. 684 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,531 This is your holiday too, you know? 685 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:58,534 What does that mean? 686 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:00,338 It means you're allowed to enjoy yourself. 687 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,730 What a pair. Oh, my days! 688 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:33,971 - They don't look suited. - Mn-mn. 689 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:36,907 I've done this before. 690 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,514 Thought something was... something. 691 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,385 And it wasn't. 692 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,001 I just like the way the wheels move. 693 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,736 They're a lot smoother. 694 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,604 The wheels go round and round... 695 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,640 It's 3.5 kilograms lighter. 696 00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:47,709 It's £150 more expensive. 697 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:49,111 But the wheels are so smooth. It folds up smaller. 698 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,180 Oh, Luce! 699 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,949 Imagine me clambering up stairs with that massive thing. 700 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,517 - You're gonna be fine. - I'm not! 701 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,252 Please, just get the right one. 702 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,555 - Oh, Lord! - Ape, get out of the way. 703 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:02,758 What's wrong with her? 704 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,860 I've bought the wrong pram. 705 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:08,997 She wanted a Bugaboo X. I got the Bugaboo Original. 706 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:12,901 Where's Mum? 707 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:16,104 Erm, she's taken Dayna down to the trampoline place. 708 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:17,673 I think she knows 709 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,741 that you didn't wanna go. Coffee? 710 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:22,511 Yeah, thanks. 711 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:23,714 We'll have a kickabout later if you fancy. 712 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:28,552 OK. Just me, then. Some kick-ups. 713 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:38,494 ISLA ON PHONHey. Um, sorry I didn't text you 714 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,029 but, um, I've got the day off today, 715 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:44,568 so let me know if you're about. OK, bye. 716 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,005 I'm going for a walk. 717 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:49,974 I just made you a coffee. 718 00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:51,842 You have it. 719 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,146 Where's she gone? 720 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,517 She said something about the Wi-Fi. 721 00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,895 - You all right? - Yeah. You all right? 722 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,921 - What do you think? - It's wicked. 723 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,662 Is this what we're doing? 724 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:48,566 Sunbathing? 725 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,741 I've never seen anyone wear so many clothes to the beach. 726 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,244 Oh, yeah. 727 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,747 I don't like the sun very much. 728 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,683 You're sweating. 729 00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,786 Ew! 730 00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:11,589 Grim. 731 00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:22,866 I think I am quite hot actually. 732 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,025 She's kind of different from the girls back home. 733 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,165 Like a kid, or an old person, only thinking about today. 734 00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:00,736 Like, in her world, 735 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:02,306 the sun isn't just a giant killing machine. 736 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,215 - Isla? - What? 737 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,087 I'm not on a gap year. 738 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:55,125 I'm still at sixth form. I'm... I'm doing my A-levels. 739 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,761 So, you're not knitting jumpers for elephants? 740 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:02,698 No. I'm really sorry for lying. 741 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,435 I don't normally do it. I'm honest. 742 00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:10,207 You don't know me. 743 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:13,777 You have no reason to tell me the truth. 744 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,015 You don't care I lied? 745 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:22,886 That's the best thing about being on holiday, right? 746 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,954 You get to be whoever you wanna be. 747 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,226 - Shit! - What? 748 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,763 - You're burning. - What? 749 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,531 Saltwater will stop it blistering. 750 00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:38,266 But I don't have any swimming stuff. 751 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,135 - No one's around. - You're around. 752 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,003 - What? - Nothing. 753 00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,139 I... I said, "What if I drown?" 754 00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:47,075 Then I'll save you. Obviously. 755 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,312 - Come on. - Fuck. 756 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:51,480 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 757 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:57,821 - Is it cold? - It's fresh. 758 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,156 Fresh? 759 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:02,224 Go on, just do it. It's not that bad. 760 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,959 Ooh! Ooh! 761 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:07,498 Come on. 762 00:46:11,034 --> 00:46:13,437 I've never wanted to drown so much in my entire life. 763 00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:02,517 It's aftersun. 764 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:04,087 Stop it from stinging. 765 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,057 Wow, the sun really cooks you, doesn't it? 766 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,460 Sorry. 767 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:31,913 Oh, shit. My phone just died. I love that song. 768 00:47:31,915 --> 00:47:33,917 - Have you got any music? - Yeah. 769 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:45,427 What is this? 770 00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,562 Oh, yeah, I've got loads of old music on there. Just... 771 00:47:47,564 --> 00:47:48,999 - Skip it. - No, it's good. I like it. 772 00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,444 Do you ever take them off? 773 00:48:01,979 --> 00:48:04,112 What? 774 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,916 Your glasses? 775 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:10,385 Oh, er... Yeah, um... 776 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,422 I usually forget I've got them on. 777 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:16,526 How do I look? 778 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:19,463 Good. 779 00:48:37,681 --> 00:48:41,182 You can have it if you want. I have loads of them. 780 00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,252 Nate gets them off this guy for, like, a fiver. 781 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:48,292 You OK? 782 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:52,963 Why do you like him? 783 00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,464 What? 784 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,100 Like, I know he's good-looking 785 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,669 and, you know, Welsh, or whatever, 786 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,404 but apart from that... 787 00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:05,173 Why do you keep asking me about him? 788 00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:08,009 - Why don't you have a boyfriend? - What? 789 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:10,078 Girls like you always have boyfriends. 790 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:10,981 Girls like me? 791 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:13,717 Shit, yeah. 792 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:15,619 Sorry. 793 00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:23,024 I've just never really met someone 794 00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:24,294 who means that much to me, you know? 795 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:26,663 Yeah. 796 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:34,371 Can I ask you something? 797 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:37,741 Yeah. Yeah. 798 00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:44,512 Have you ever had sex? 799 00:49:44,514 --> 00:49:47,517 - Sex? What? - I'm just asking. 800 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,555 Have you ever thought about it? 801 00:49:54,591 --> 00:49:56,393 About what? 802 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,061 Me. 803 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:02,632 It's all I've thought about. 804 00:50:05,702 --> 00:50:08,538 - Why can't you just say it? - Say what? 805 00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,798 AJ, please. AJ. 806 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,734 Fuck! Oh, I'm so sorry. 807 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,071 No, no, it's fine. It's OK. 808 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,240 - AJ, it's fine. - I've got to go. 809 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,776 - Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ow! - AJ. 810 00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:24,479 Shit! No, I've just got to go. I need to leave. I need to... 811 00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:27,549 Fuck! AJ. AJ, I'm sorry. 812 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:30,185 I've got to go. I don't know what I'm doing. 813 00:51:30,187 --> 00:51:33,088 And, er, you work here and I don't and I'm on holiday 814 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,123 but I'm not really on holiday. I'm sort of... 815 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,125 sort of here against my fucking will, so... 816 00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:39,127 Yeah, fuck's sake. 817 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:41,096 Just stop. AJ, stop. Stop. What the...? 818 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:44,165 AJ! AJ, wait. 819 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:47,771 Whoa! All right, AJ? What the fuck's up with her? 820 00:52:12,929 --> 00:52:15,465 - You all right, AJ? - Steve, concentrate. 821 00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,604 I need to get out of here. 822 00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:29,746 Hi, you've reached Ray... 823 00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,284 Hi, you've reached... 824 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:18,459 Wakey-wakey, sleeping Jesus. 825 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:20,197 I don't know why you bothered coming on this holiday. 826 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:25,567 - What's wrong? - I don't feel well. 827 00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:27,502 It can't be your period. You had that last week. 828 00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:28,836 Just leave me alone. 829 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:31,940 Look. Look at all t'sunburn. 830 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,875 I told you to put some cream on, didn't I? 831 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:37,245 You've probably got sunstroke. 832 00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:39,647 Right, I need you to do me a favour. 833 00:53:39,649 --> 00:53:42,951 Watch Dayna for me. I've got to pop out. 834 00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:45,620 She can go swimming but she needs to eat first. 835 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:48,291 There's £10 on the side and you can keep the change. 836 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,431 You don't half look like your dad. 837 00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:01,771 Right. Get up. 838 00:54:03,506 --> 00:54:04,674 Wakey-wakey. 839 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,486 And this one looks like a tiger. 840 00:54:18,488 --> 00:54:20,955 This one kind of does too. 841 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:23,958 This one looks like a duck. You see? 842 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,662 Then this one's like a unicorn horn. 843 00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,597 And we can name them when we get home. 844 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,468 My one should be called Jerry. 845 00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:38,074 Here you are. 846 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,084 Whoops! Hey! 847 00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,819 No, no, no, no. 848 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:54,055 One day, you're gonna get it. 849 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:56,624 So easy! What did you just call me? Excuse me! 850 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,092 - You're late. - You're late. 851 00:54:58,094 --> 00:54:59,562 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 852 00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:05,568 - See you in a bit. - Yeah, sure. 853 00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:11,499 How do I look? 854 00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:30,053 Dayna? 855 00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:36,960 Dayna? 856 00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,798 I need to go toilet. I'll be back in a minute. 857 00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:48,438 Day... I'll be... 858 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,475 I'll be back in a minute. 859 00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:07,857 Can I help you? 860 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:14,061 Is... Is... Is Isla in? 861 00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:16,065 Yeah, she's in the shower. 862 00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:18,868 Do you wanna come in? 863 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:22,806 - No, it's all right, thanks. - OK. 864 00:57:54,771 --> 00:57:56,272 Elvis, have you seen my sister? 865 00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:00,041 Nah, sorry. 866 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:03,680 Dayna? 867 00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:05,615 Dayna? 868 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:08,718 Dayna? 869 00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:18,895 Dayna? 870 00:58:43,152 --> 00:58:46,888 Oh! There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. 871 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:49,056 - Oi! - Oi. 872 00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:50,892 Don't shout at her. Where the hell have you been? 873 00:58:50,894 --> 00:58:52,159 - What? - I told you to watch her. 874 00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:53,661 - I was. - Well, why was she 875 00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:54,595 in the arcades on her own? 876 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:55,963 I needed the toilet. 877 00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:57,965 You don't leave an eight-year-old child 878 00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:59,767 on their own. Something bad could've happened. 879 00:58:59,769 --> 00:59:01,070 Yeah, well, it didn't, so it's fine. 880 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,073 Dayna, go and play in your room, love. 881 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:20,187 You have absolutely no thought for anyone but yourself, April. 882 00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:23,591 My name is AJ. 883 00:59:23,593 --> 00:59:26,360 Your name is whatever I say it is. I'm your mother. 884 00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:29,230 Yeah, well, Dad calls me AJ. It's not that hard. All right? 885 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:31,198 Well, good for him. He's not here now, is he? 886 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,001 - He's probably drunk somewhere. - Whose fault is that then? 887 00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:36,037 You were the one who kicked him out. 888 00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:38,606 Well, he deserved it. And that's none of your business. 889 00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:40,641 Just because he gives you a few a quid every now and again, 890 00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:43,244 doesn't make him father of the year. 891 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:47,348 Is that what all this is about? The haircut? 892 00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:49,984 Stabbing that boy's painting? 893 00:59:49,986 --> 00:59:52,353 Do you think that's gonna make him come back? 894 00:59:52,355 --> 00:59:53,955 At least he's fun. 895 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:56,090 Well, I'd love to have a bit of fun. 896 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:59,160 But some of us are working every hour God sends 897 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:02,263 to keep this family together. Life is not fun all the time. 898 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,732 It will be when I have kids. 899 01:00:04,734 --> 01:00:06,834 Well, we both know that's unlikely, don't we? 900 01:00:06,836 --> 01:00:08,836 What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 901 01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:10,938 Hiya. We're back. 902 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,607 Found that fudge shop, Mum. 903 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,743 I got some for Gran and also for... 904 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:17,645 What's going on? 905 01:00:17,647 --> 01:00:19,914 Mum thinks that gay people can't have children. 906 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,984 Don't play that homophobe card with me. 907 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:26,020 I have done nothing but support you since all this started. 908 01:00:26,022 --> 01:00:28,623 "All this started"? What the fuck is that? 909 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,424 All right, guys. Let's calm down a bit. 910 01:00:30,426 --> 01:00:32,426 She's just angry because she's depressed. 911 01:00:32,428 --> 01:00:34,295 A lot of gay people are depressed. 912 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:36,097 She's not depressed, Lucy. She's selfish. 913 01:00:36,099 --> 01:00:38,432 Depression is a disease. 914 01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:41,736 - She's gay. She's not ill. - She's just a teenager. 915 01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,270 Just stop fucking telling me what I am. 916 01:00:43,272 --> 01:00:46,240 - Stop swearing. - Why are you shouting? 917 01:00:46,242 --> 01:00:48,743 Oh. Hey, Day-Day. 918 01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:51,245 Um... How about me and you go and get an ice cream? 919 01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:53,848 Shall we get some shoes on you? Come on. 920 01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:54,951 Pick out the ones you like. 921 01:00:58,354 --> 01:01:00,421 I'll tell you what it is. 922 01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:03,024 April thinks the world revolves around her. 923 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:05,226 Do you know how embarrassed I was 924 01:01:05,228 --> 01:01:07,995 to go and sit in front of my old teacher for him to tell me 925 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,797 what a psychopath my own daughter is? 926 01:01:09,799 --> 01:01:12,133 Oh, so now I embarrass you? 927 01:01:12,135 --> 01:01:14,137 - She didn't mean it like that. - Yeah, I did. 928 01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:17,471 You could have been expelled. 929 01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,807 I don't care. 930 01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,942 - She does care, Mum. - No, I don't. 931 01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:24,313 I'm not going back to school. 932 01:01:25,214 --> 01:01:27,181 So, what are you going do, then, smartarse? 933 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:30,418 What's the big plan? Save the elephants? 934 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,920 You can't even get a job in Costco. You're deluded. 935 01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:35,056 What does that make you? 936 01:01:35,058 --> 01:01:37,458 All you've ever done is work in the same shitty office job 937 01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,827 since the day you left school. It's pathetic, Tina. 938 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:42,396 Ape, do not talk to Mum like that. 939 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,498 Oh, so she can talk to me however she wants, 940 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,002 but when I say something, I'm the bad one? 941 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:50,304 - Get out of my sight. - Yeah, that's nice, innit? 942 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:53,140 You think you're so smart, don't you, eh? 943 01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:55,076 Think you're so much better than everyone else. 944 01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:57,445 Yeah, I do, actually. 945 01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:59,947 Do you have any idea what I've done for you? 946 01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:03,250 All I've done is try and help you. 947 01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:05,453 I knew you'd do this. I knew 948 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,356 you'd ruin this holiday for everyone. You always do. 949 01:02:12,428 --> 01:02:13,196 Fuck this. 950 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,033 Ape. 951 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,302 Ape. 952 01:02:21,304 --> 01:02:22,271 Go after her, then. 953 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,542 April, wait. 954 01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:34,548 - Are you ashamed? - What's with all the questions? 955 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,317 Seriously, this is the worst fucking holiday ever. 956 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:37,487 Well, whose fault is that? 957 01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,788 Why are you so angry? 958 01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:41,758 Because you don't understand! 959 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:47,895 I really wanna walk away from you right now. 960 01:02:47,897 --> 01:02:51,098 Well, go, then. You always do what you bloody want anyway. 961 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:54,001 Why change the habit of a lifetime? 962 01:03:10,553 --> 01:03:12,021 Neither of them told me why it ended. 963 01:03:13,489 --> 01:03:14,323 He just left. 964 01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:17,591 Come on, Dad. 965 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:19,360 And that's probably what hurts the most. 966 01:03:19,362 --> 01:03:21,796 Come on! 967 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:22,997 Hi, you've reached Ray. 968 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:24,431 Oh, shit! 969 01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:25,802 Shit! 970 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,629 Sorry. Excuse me. Is anyone drinking that? 971 01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:29,964 It was there when we got here. 972 01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:32,032 Oh, right. Thanks. 973 01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:43,444 Are you having those? 974 01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:44,645 Oh, thank you so much. Cheers. 975 01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:45,448 Not at all. 976 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:53,656 Shit. 977 01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:31,294 Yo. 978 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:35,665 You all right, Luton? What's up? 979 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:39,702 Is your name actually Elvis? 980 01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:43,437 Yeah. Yeah. 981 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:46,040 - My dad's obsessed with him. - Mm-hm. 982 01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:48,175 I don't actually know why, to be honest, but, yeah. 983 01:05:48,177 --> 01:05:50,046 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 984 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,181 Cool. 985 01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:55,482 Do you wanna sit down? 986 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:57,620 Mm, sit down? OK. 987 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,229 Yeah, fuck it. I'll do it later. 988 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,567 You know, Luton, you're actually pretty cool. 989 01:06:13,569 --> 01:06:14,570 You know, it's... 990 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:20,741 You're like a guy, right? But with tits. 991 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,745 That sounds bad but, really, that's the perfect combination. 992 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:27,548 And if you grew your hair out and put some make-up on, 993 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:29,316 you'd do well for yourself. 994 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:32,019 And I really mean that. 995 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,290 Do you... Do you like the name April? 996 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:38,494 - What? - Do you think it suits me? 997 01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:42,565 Yeah. It's nice. 998 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:44,800 Yeah. 999 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,270 - Sorry. - What? 1000 01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:52,406 Sorry. I just, um... 1001 01:06:52,408 --> 01:06:54,043 Oh, the door. Wait, wait. 1002 01:06:55,111 --> 01:06:56,178 Sorry. 1003 01:07:02,151 --> 01:07:04,318 There's no cameras, so... 1004 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,421 it's... it's fine. 1005 01:07:29,111 --> 01:07:31,047 He smells like hot dogs. 1006 01:07:33,749 --> 01:07:35,716 Luton, what's wrong? What? What? 1007 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,419 - What's wrong? - I... I'm not... 1008 01:07:38,421 --> 01:07:39,820 Luton, what? 1009 01:07:39,822 --> 01:07:41,588 - I'm not... - What's wrong? 1010 01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:42,656 This is not gonna work. 1011 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:44,458 What's not gonna work? 1012 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:47,327 Luton, are you gay? 1013 01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:48,862 Cos Nathan says he can tell by the way you sit 1014 01:07:48,864 --> 01:07:49,432 but I don't understand that. 1015 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,500 Please. We could sit down and talk. 1016 01:07:53,502 --> 01:07:55,135 We'll go on a fucking walk if you want. 1017 01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:57,271 - What? - If you're trying to find out 1018 01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:59,373 what the fuck is going on, I'm here. I can help you. 1019 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,508 You can touch me, and if you don't like it, you can leave. 1020 01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,277 Please, just fucking touch it, just once. 1021 01:08:03,279 --> 01:08:04,346 - Bye, Elvis. - April, April! 1022 01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:09,817 Fuck's sake! April! 1023 01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:36,779 AJ! 1024 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,720 Are you lost? 1025 01:08:45,921 --> 01:08:47,490 Did Lucy send you to look for me? 1026 01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:51,427 Come on. 1027 01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:57,831 Can I have a packet of crisps? 1028 01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,766 I was gonna say, have you eaten anything today? 1029 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:02,136 Some chips in the morning. 1030 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,306 Oh, come on. 1031 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:23,423 That tan's not bad. You look healthy. 1032 01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:24,958 Thanks, Mum. 1033 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:28,162 Here we are, AJ. Veggie sausages. 1034 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,830 And when they want to lay their eggs, 1035 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,965 they go back to the same piece of rock, 1036 01:09:31,967 --> 01:09:34,535 and if another seagull's on that rock, 1037 01:09:34,537 --> 01:09:35,704 they charge at them with their wings out. 1038 01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:40,974 Also, it's a lot noisier at this time of year, 1039 01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:43,644 cos the chicks are just about to leave the nest. 1040 01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:46,647 So they have to protect them from predators. And... 1041 01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,417 And finish your lunch, please. 1042 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,887 I don't think I want to eat sausages anymore. 1043 01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,622 Right. 1044 01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:56,926 Oh, I got it, I got it. 1045 01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:00,994 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 1046 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,896 Um, Isla, yeah? 1047 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:05,499 Yeah. Um, sorry for interrupting. 1048 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:07,203 I was just wondering if I could chat to AJ. 1049 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:16,743 Who's that? 1050 01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:17,780 Don't know. She's pretty though, isn't she? 1051 01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:28,824 What's up? 1052 01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:33,460 I'm sorry for showing up unannounced. 1053 01:10:33,462 --> 01:10:35,764 - I just wanted to apologise. - What? 1054 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,300 For kissing you. 1055 01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:41,770 - No, it's fine. - It was a mistake. 1056 01:10:44,473 --> 01:10:46,508 I act impulsively sometimes. 1057 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:49,812 Quite a lot, actually. And I... 1058 01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:55,417 I just didn't want you to feel, you know... 1059 01:11:00,656 --> 01:11:01,724 Are you gonna say anything or... 1060 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:12,334 OK. I'm gonna go. 1061 01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:19,541 - Why would you kiss me? - What? 1062 01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:24,513 AJ, you're the one who walked away. 1063 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,448 OK. 1064 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,017 So, you just fuck the first guy 1065 01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,518 that shows you a bit of attention? 1066 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,654 - Is that what you think? - Nathan. 1067 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:35,422 Whoever the fuck that was in your caravan. 1068 01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:36,923 I get it. I'm just a giant fuck machine 1069 01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,892 who goes round fucking everyone. Is that it? 1070 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:40,929 Well, isn't that how you get people to like you? 1071 01:11:45,668 --> 01:11:46,535 Fuck you. 1072 01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:52,506 Wait. Wait, Isla, please, please, don't... 1073 01:11:52,508 --> 01:11:54,841 AJ, if I wanna have sex with someone, that is my business. 1074 01:11:54,843 --> 01:11:56,045 Not yours. It's got fuck all to do with you. 1075 01:11:58,881 --> 01:12:01,515 You couldn't even wait until I was gone. 1076 01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:04,051 You couldn't even have the fucking decency to do that. 1077 01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:08,388 For someone so smart, you can be so fucking stupid sometimes. 1078 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,957 Oh, I'm stupid, huh? 1079 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,027 You're the one living on a fucking holiday park. 1080 01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:15,864 Really? 1081 01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:24,940 Enjoy your fucking holiday, AJ. 1082 01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:03,009 Might just have a couple more chips. 1083 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:04,613 Gonna get a carb coma! 1084 01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:10,419 Mm! 1085 01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:18,193 I think I might have a lie-down after this, actually. 1086 01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:25,260 Are you still not coming? 1087 01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:28,929 What? 1088 01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,199 Day-Day, come on. The disco's starting. 1089 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,823 It's weird how things change. 1090 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,158 When I was nine, 1091 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,762 this was pretty much the best place in the world. 1092 01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:47,841 Ladies, grab your Swayzes. 1093 01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:49,545 We're taking it back to the '80s. 1094 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:58,852 Excuse me. Loving the shirt. Lovely work. 1095 01:15:58,854 --> 01:16:00,088 Thanks. 1096 01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,029 Why don't you go and get yourself a drink? 1097 01:16:16,138 --> 01:16:18,171 Hey. Can I have a Fanta, please? 1098 01:16:18,173 --> 01:16:18,974 Of course. 1099 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:28,114 - All right, Luton? - Hey. 1100 01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:29,849 Stick it on my tab, Keith. 1101 01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:32,385 No. I'll pay for it, thanks. 1102 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:34,054 I said I'll get it. 1103 01:16:34,056 --> 01:16:36,191 Yeah. I said it's fine. I have money. 1104 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:43,332 Listen. 1105 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:46,234 I know you kissed her. 1106 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:48,637 Just a heads-up. 1107 01:16:50,405 --> 01:16:54,207 - She does this. - Does what? 1108 01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:55,811 Fucks around with people. 1109 01:16:57,045 --> 01:16:59,079 I mean, I've never known her 1110 01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:02,017 to fuck around with a girl before but, hey, I'm down. 1111 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:06,254 - What? - I love lesbians. 1112 01:17:08,156 --> 01:17:10,357 I am a lesbian. 1113 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:11,426 Fuck it. I'm a lesbian! 1114 01:17:14,196 --> 01:17:16,029 You know Grease was set in the '50s, don't you? 1115 01:17:16,031 --> 01:17:17,330 No, it wasn't. 1116 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:19,868 Yeah. It was. 1117 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,801 Hey, Day-Day. Day-Day, come here. 1118 01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:57,706 Happy birthday. Aw! Nine! 1119 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,176 Look, have this. You crack it and it glows. 1120 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:05,178 Hold it up in the air and dance with it. 1121 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,346 Doof-doof-doof. Put your hands in the air. 1122 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,414 Thanks. 1123 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,919 Oh, my God! I love this song. Come on. 1124 01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:13,822 We're off to the ball. 1125 01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:29,235 Go on, Steve! 1126 01:18:30,872 --> 01:18:33,073 Still got it, babe! 1127 01:19:13,281 --> 01:19:14,216 Gem. 1128 01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:40,440 - Where are you going? - Just leave me alone, Luce. 1129 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,975 Can you just stop being a dick for five seconds? 1130 01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:43,943 Can you just fuck off? 1131 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,212 Ape, just stop. I shouldn't even be walking this fast. 1132 01:19:46,214 --> 01:19:48,248 I am carrying a baby, you know? 1133 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:50,450 I know, yeah? Everybody knows. 1134 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:52,552 You're not the only pregnant person in the world. 1135 01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:54,554 A lot of people get pregnant. It's not special. 1136 01:19:54,556 --> 01:19:56,856 Why do you think the planet's overpopulated? 1137 01:19:56,858 --> 01:19:58,358 Why do you think there's so many landfills with nappies in? 1138 01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,893 It's on you, that is. 1139 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:02,896 Oh, please! I was 17 once, you know? 1140 01:20:02,898 --> 01:20:05,098 12 years ago. The world's fucking changed, Luce. 1141 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,100 You have no idea what it is to be me, 1142 01:20:07,102 --> 01:20:08,401 so you don't fucking try and tell me that you do. 1143 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,839 Oh, shit. 1144 01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:14,941 If I give birth in this fucking car park, I will kill you. 1145 01:20:14,943 --> 01:20:17,343 Fuck. Are you joking? 1146 01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:19,546 Do I look like I'm fucking joking? 1147 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:21,247 Do you want me... 1148 01:20:21,249 --> 01:20:22,918 Do you want me to call Steve, or...? 1149 01:20:36,598 --> 01:20:39,899 Remember when you found that seagull on the beach? 1150 01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:42,869 It was all cut up, like it had been attacked or something. 1151 01:20:42,871 --> 01:20:43,939 You wanted us to take it to the hospital. 1152 01:20:45,907 --> 01:20:47,907 And then when it died, 1153 01:20:47,909 --> 01:20:49,244 you made us all do a funeral for it. 1154 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:55,915 You've always cared more than most people, about everything. 1155 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,052 It's really fucking annoying. 1156 01:20:59,054 --> 01:21:00,488 Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to care anymore. 1157 01:21:03,491 --> 01:21:04,893 I don't think she wanted to dance with him, you know? 1158 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,461 And I'm really good at body language. 1159 01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:09,531 Me and Steve saw a documentary about it. 1160 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,933 We should do a movie night. 1161 01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,270 - Yeah. - Come to the flat. 1162 01:21:17,305 --> 01:21:19,105 Nothing with subtitles, though. 1163 01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:20,475 OK. 1164 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:31,519 It's gonna be all right. 1165 01:21:36,591 --> 01:21:38,059 I need to pee. 1166 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,229 - You coming? - In a minute. 1167 01:21:43,031 --> 01:21:44,666 - Luce... - Hm? 1168 01:21:46,301 --> 01:21:48,501 I like Aurora. 1169 01:21:48,503 --> 01:21:52,238 Do you? Kind of gone off it. 1170 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:53,673 Does my hair look OK? 1171 01:21:53,675 --> 01:21:54,542 Yeah. 1172 01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:21,301 She's all right. She's just getting some fresh air. 1173 01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:23,636 Hey! Come on, you disco deserter. 1174 01:22:23,638 --> 01:22:25,638 I've had enough, Steve. 1175 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,640 What about karaoke? 1176 01:22:27,642 --> 01:22:29,309 Babe, I'm not listening to you do that again. 1177 01:22:29,311 --> 01:22:31,210 - Ha! - Come on, let's go. 1178 01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:33,513 I feel sick. 1179 01:22:33,515 --> 01:22:37,483 Oh, Day-Day. Too much dancing. Come on, let's go. 1180 01:22:37,485 --> 01:22:40,453 - You coming, Mum? - I think I'll stay. 1181 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,021 Sure? 1182 01:22:42,023 --> 01:22:43,158 - Yeah. - OK. 1183 01:22:44,326 --> 01:22:46,359 Night, Mum. 1184 01:22:46,361 --> 01:22:47,295 Night, Tina. 1185 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:51,666 - Right, let's get you to bed. - Night. 1186 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:13,321 - Do you still feel sick? - No. 1187 01:23:14,556 --> 01:23:16,024 OK. Close your eyes. 1188 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,162 Close your eyes. It's bedtime! 1189 01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:36,144 Thank you. 1190 01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,620 Night. 1191 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,544 Can I get a whisky, please, Keith? 1192 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:26,459 Hi. I'm Phil. 1193 01:24:26,461 --> 01:24:28,261 I'm waiting for my daughter. 1194 01:24:28,263 --> 01:24:29,562 How old? 1195 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:31,597 Er... 1196 01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,399 Seventeen. 1197 01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:36,069 Yes, well, snap. I mean, 1198 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,205 it's all boys now and, er, Kardashians. 1199 01:24:39,207 --> 01:24:40,375 Oh, no. 1200 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:45,545 No. She hates the Kardashians. 1201 01:24:45,547 --> 01:24:49,749 She's more into the universe and climate stuff. 1202 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,484 Hmm. Cool. 1203 01:24:51,486 --> 01:24:53,121 I, er, didn't get your name. 1204 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:58,591 Denise. 1205 01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:00,693 Denise. Do you like magic, Denise? 1206 01:25:00,695 --> 01:25:02,530 Depends. 1207 01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:05,264 Can you magic me another drink? 1208 01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,866 Keith. 1209 01:25:06,868 --> 01:25:09,604 - Abracadabra. - Oh! 1210 01:25:24,219 --> 01:25:25,653 The thing about elephants is... 1211 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,124 ...they're scared of bees. 1212 01:25:30,592 --> 01:25:33,292 Which is weird. 1213 01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:37,463 It's like no one told them they're actually elephants. 1214 01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:38,399 Cheers! 1215 01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:43,269 Yeah. No, it's just, er... Shh! 1216 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:46,205 If I tell you, it ruins the, um, magic of it. 1217 01:25:46,207 --> 01:25:47,840 Anyway... 1218 01:25:50,245 --> 01:25:52,712 Why did you do magic? 1219 01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:54,847 - Why did you start to do magic? - Listen. Let's dance. 1220 01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:57,183 - No. No, no, no. - Let's dance! 1221 01:25:57,185 --> 01:25:59,385 No, I've got a bad back. I can't. I'm on painkillers. 1222 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:13,259 Can I walk you back to yours? 1223 01:27:13,261 --> 01:27:16,030 No. Thank you. 1224 01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,437 Actually, do you have a cigarette? 1225 01:27:23,504 --> 01:27:24,372 Yes. 1226 01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:27,673 Now, blow. 1227 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:29,542 It's gone! 1228 01:27:29,544 --> 01:27:30,478 It's magic! 1229 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:33,681 Ooh! 1230 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:43,625 Phil. 1231 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,022 Hey. 1232 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:16,424 Hey. 1233 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:19,661 What are you doing here? 1234 01:28:20,695 --> 01:28:22,595 I live here, remember? 1235 01:28:22,597 --> 01:28:24,397 Where's Nathan? 1236 01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:25,900 They've all gone to the club. 1237 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:33,041 Sorry. 1238 01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:35,943 For what I said. 1239 01:28:39,914 --> 01:28:40,882 I kissed Elvis. 1240 01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:43,785 I know. 1241 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:46,354 Do you want me to be mad at you? 1242 01:28:48,356 --> 01:28:49,090 Maybe. 1243 01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:54,727 But there's probably no point 1244 01:28:54,729 --> 01:28:55,530 cos I'm going home tomorrow, so... 1245 01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:01,536 I like you... 1246 01:29:06,808 --> 01:29:08,841 And I just want to tell you that 1247 01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:11,143 cos I'm a fucking dickhead sometimes and... 1248 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:13,145 I don't, sort of... 1249 01:29:13,147 --> 01:29:14,649 Just gonna carry on talking? 1250 01:29:17,919 --> 01:29:18,986 No. 1251 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:01,676 Oh. 1252 01:33:03,778 --> 01:33:04,645 Cup of tea? 1253 01:33:38,846 --> 01:33:40,014 Sorry I ruined the holiday. 1254 01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:49,121 I just wanted us to have a nice time. 1255 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:50,791 You never have a nice time anymore. 1256 01:33:56,964 --> 01:33:58,666 I'm OK, Mum. 1257 01:34:02,236 --> 01:34:03,337 I know. 1258 01:34:09,076 --> 01:34:10,177 I know she worries about me. 1259 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:14,382 I sort of worry about her too. 1260 01:34:18,019 --> 01:34:19,153 I guess we're the same like that. 1261 01:34:51,018 --> 01:34:52,486 - Don't move. - Sorry. 1262 01:34:54,288 --> 01:34:55,356 OK. 1263 01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:03,162 Right. Makes you look a bit more human. 1264 01:35:03,164 --> 01:35:03,798 Think I'm done. 1265 01:35:05,266 --> 01:35:05,966 What d'you think? 1266 01:35:11,072 --> 01:35:14,106 Yeah. It's good. Thanks. 1267 01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:15,109 So, come to me next time, yeah? 1268 01:35:24,318 --> 01:35:26,120 Really? You're gonna put a hat on freshly cut hair? 1269 01:35:27,722 --> 01:35:28,456 Yep. 1270 01:35:33,928 --> 01:35:34,862 Can I feel? 1271 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:45,270 Ooh! 1272 01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:49,174 That's so weird. 1273 01:35:49,176 --> 01:35:50,311 Yeah, tell me about it. 1274 01:36:02,389 --> 01:36:04,425 OK, my lovelies. I'm gonna pack up the car. 1275 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:08,060 You guys good to go? 1276 01:36:08,062 --> 01:36:09,795 Yeah, have you got my...? Oh, let me take that. 1277 01:36:09,797 --> 01:36:11,029 Have you got my pillow? 1278 01:36:11,031 --> 01:36:12,397 - I do have your pillow. - Decaf? 1279 01:36:12,399 --> 01:36:13,565 I finished the decaf. 1280 01:36:13,567 --> 01:36:15,534 - Essential oils? - Check. 1281 01:36:15,536 --> 01:36:17,536 OK. We need to get petrol on the way home. 1282 01:36:17,538 --> 01:36:19,006 - OK. - And I want some Skittles. 1283 01:36:21,175 --> 01:36:22,109 Come on, then. 1284 01:36:24,945 --> 01:36:28,046 - Jesus! - Don't hurt your back. 1285 01:36:28,048 --> 01:36:30,184 Do you have to bring so much stuff every year? 1286 01:36:35,156 --> 01:36:36,855 Uh-uh, no, Steve. This side. That's not your good side! 1287 01:36:36,857 --> 01:36:39,258 How many times? OK. 1288 01:36:39,260 --> 01:36:40,959 - Oh! - We're all in. 1289 01:36:40,961 --> 01:36:43,195 Ooh! 1290 01:36:43,197 --> 01:36:44,596 - OK. - Everybody say "sea". 1291 01:36:44,598 --> 01:36:45,966 Sea! 1292 01:36:50,237 --> 01:36:51,470 - Beautiful. Thank you. - Thank you. 1293 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:52,838 No problem. 1294 01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:53,307 Send me that, Ape. 1295 01:36:57,511 --> 01:37:00,581 Oh, thank you. Thanks for such a lovely holiday. 1296 01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:06,086 Hey. 1297 01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:08,489 Hey. 1298 01:37:12,126 --> 01:37:14,226 Didn't hear you get up. 1299 01:37:14,228 --> 01:37:16,831 Sorry, I... I thought it... it would be easier. 1300 01:37:19,533 --> 01:37:20,401 I want you to have this. 1301 01:37:23,137 --> 01:37:27,239 Someone like you should always carry a whistle. 1302 01:37:27,241 --> 01:37:28,642 You never know, you could get lost in the jungle. 1303 01:37:30,911 --> 01:37:32,246 Thanks. 1304 01:37:34,415 --> 01:37:35,649 Maybe see you next summer? 1305 01:37:36,884 --> 01:37:37,952 Yeah. 1306 01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:36,243 They say things get better with time. 1307 01:38:38,279 --> 01:38:39,613 But I don't think that's true. 1308 01:38:41,315 --> 01:38:44,583 Cos time heals nothing. 1309 01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:50,055 It just replaces memories with new ones. 1310 01:39:00,823 --> 01:39:05,030 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 92736