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Thanks for helping me, Dee
Dee. I really want to impress chase
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- with my knowledge of wine.
- No problem. Now,
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this is an Australian cheraz.
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I want you to smell it, sip it,
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then roll it around
on your tongue
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and say the first thing
that comes to mind.
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Mmm. Grapey good.
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[Laughter]
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Unless it's that.
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[Knock on door]
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Big Dee Dee:
Hello, hello. [Gasps]
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Look at all these
open bottles of liquor.
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[Laughter]
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Am I in heaven or the backseat
of my mother's monte Carlo?
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Perfect timing. A
connoisseur has arrived.
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Oh, my, yes. Nothing
chases my happy pills faster.
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[Laughter]
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Mmm. Grapey good.
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[Laughter]
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That's what I said.
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So, Dee, how have
things been progressing
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- at the sports agency?
- Fine. Great.
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Oh, who am I kidding? It's crap.
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I'm halfway through the
six months I was given
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to prove myself,
and all I've proven
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is that I look really
hot in a business suit.
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Well, at least the three
months weren't wasted.
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If I don't sign a client of
my own and show my boss
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that I'm an amazing agent,
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I'll go back to
living on a budget
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and making sensible
shopping choices.
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I won't go back
to that hellish life.
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[Laughter]
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When I asked about the agency,
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I was really less concerned
with the ins and outs of it
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and more concerned
with the rich NBA players
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you're meeting, dating,
and potentially marrying.
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So, let's start again.
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Who're you meeting, dating,
and potentially marrying?
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Hey, Brett. Got a second?
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Absolutely. Let's
walk and talk, Thorne.
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- Try and keep up.
- I always do.
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[Chuckles] Not so far.
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[Laughter]
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Well, I've put together
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a list of athletes
without representation
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that I'm going to go after.
Tell me what you think.
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Sure. Let's see. Taylor's
rotator cuff is trashed.
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Johnson's career
is over next season.
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Carmelo Anthony just
signed with bda this morning,
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you were like this
close to getting him.
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- That's heartbreaking.
- [Laughter]
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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What about Dwight Mitchell?
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[Laughs] You're gonna try
and sign Dwight Mitchell?
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That's very cute.
Sounds like a great way
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to waste your last
three months here.
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Is there something
I don't know about?
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Only that every agent
in the sports world
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has already gone
after this guy and failed.
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Oh. Does every
agent include you?
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Well, I wouldn't
technically say I failed...
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Oh, so Brett mahoney
failed at something.
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Hey, hey! Failed is a
little harsh, all right?
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Especially when the
task is impossible.
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Dwight Mitchell
doesn't trust any agents.
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Oh. Was this before
or after he met you?
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[Chuckles] His wife
Elena is an attorney
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who negotiated a pretty
decent NBA contract for him.
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Besides, he hates
anyone in a suit.
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Nice suit by the way.
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[Laughter]
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His wife can't possibly get
him the endorsements that I can.
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That's where the crazy money is.
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And in your case, maybe
Dwight didn't hate the suit.
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Maybe it was your hanky.
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Do you own, like,
a hundred of these?
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I really don't know why
you're trying so hard.
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It's not likely you're
going to thrive
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in this business, Thorne.
Generally speaking,
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athletes are more interested
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in sleeping with women than
being represented by them.
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[Cheerful humming]
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Who do you think
you're talking to?
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There's no difference
between the two of us.
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God says there is.
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[Laughter]
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I'm tired of you constantly
reminding me that I'm a woman.
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At the end of this week,
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this woman will have
Dwight Mitchell as a client
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and you'll just have your hanky.
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You know, Thorne. I
mean, don't get me wrong.
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[Stutters] I love women.
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My housekeeper's a woman.
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You know, my
ex-fiancé is a woman.
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And the person ending
this ridiculous conversation:
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A woman.
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And the person
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who's not going to be
working here much longer...
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[Laughs] ...A woman.
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[Laughter]
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Not you. That woman.
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[Introductory musical note]
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All right.
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Here's what I've
learned about wines.
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Red needs to breathe,
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not all whites
need to be chilled,
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and pink goes in a box
in your crazy aunt's trailer.
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[Laughter]
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Well, keep on learnin'
so I can keep on samplin'.
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- [Laughter]
- [Knock on door]
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[Mona sighs]
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- Look who's here.
- Drew!
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[Laughter]
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Well, I meant your
father, but whatever.
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[Laughter]
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I thought you weren't
allowed to watch him
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after big Dee Dee
found you asleep
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and drew trapped
under a giant pile of wigs.
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[Laughter]
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Charles: Tonight's an emergency.
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Dee spotted Emmy
glasion near the house,
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so she grabbed the
maids and the nanny.
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They're holed up at neiman's
until the heat dies down.
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[Laughter]
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Sometimes I think she
loves the help more than me.
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Don't just think it.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, my god.
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You would not believe
the day that I have had.
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Drew!
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[Laughter]
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It's like I'm invisible!
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Ooh. Cheesy.
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[Laughter]
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Brett, the person
who's supposed to be
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showing me the
ropes at the agency,
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is a friggin' pig!
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And not only is there
a glass ceiling at work,
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but Brett is standing on
it, smiling down at me,
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and giving me the finger!
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[Laughter]
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But you would never treat a
woman like that, would you?
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Would you? That's right,
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because you know
women can crush men.
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[Laughter]
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You're scaring my boy.
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[Laughter]
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You're scaring me.
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[Laughter]
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What happened?
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Brett told me
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that I will never be a
successful agent, because...
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[Whispering] Athletes
are more interested
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in what's between my
legs than between my ears.
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- He said what?
- You heard that?
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I'm the father of two daughters.
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When you started puberty,
my hearing improved.
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[Laughter]
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Brett's just trying to get
inside my head so I'll fail,
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but I cannot
fail. I will not fail.
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Daddy, bring drew by
when you're done here
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so I can tell him the story
of the little agent that could.
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[Laughter]
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Wow. Things are so
much different at delicious.
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The worst thing I've experienced
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is Adam staring
longingly at my chest.
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[Laughter]
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He does the same thing to me!
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[Laughter]
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I can't believe my little girl's
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got to put up
with this Brett guy.
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[Scoffs] I agree.
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Creating a hostile
work environment
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based on gender
is cause for action.
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Kai sent me to a sexual
harassment seminar
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after I asked how
many licks it took to get
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to the center of a tootsie pop.
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[Laughter]
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What? It's different
for everybody.
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[Introductory musical note]
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Probably the same
thing you're doing here.
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Good. We'll handle Dee's
little problem together.
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Her office is on the 15th floor.
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Let's do this, Chester.
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My name's not Chester.
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[Laughter]
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Ooh. Fake name. Smart.
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In that case, my
name's not Charles.
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It's shaft!
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Yeah. That's it.
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Shut your mouth.
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[Laughter]
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[Both laughing]
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Oh. Lorenzo.
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Hey, Mona, uh,
long time, no see.
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Been hiding from me?
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Last time I saw you, you
kissed me on the forehead.
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There's nothing more to say.
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Except she got a man.
How you feel about that?
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[Laughter]
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Oh. Well, we're still neighbors.
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Maybe we can get
together some time.
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I guess you didn't
hear me the first time.
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She got a man.
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[Laughter]
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So, it's true what they say?
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You really can't
reheat a soufflé?
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Oh, you can reheat anything.
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Wait, wait. We're
talking about food, right?
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[Laughter]
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I know your restaurant
has a strict policy
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against interrupting patrons,
but I really need to speak
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to Dwight Mitchell.
It's just that...
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Stop hanging up on me!
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[Knock on door]
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Hey. We came to cheer you up.
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We got million dollar
baby, monsterand kill bill.
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And a box of milk duds as
big as your daddy's head.
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I wish I wasn't so busy
trying to get to Dwight,
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because a movie about killing
men really sounds delightful.
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My mom and I swear by
these movie marathons.
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Women who are
worse off than you.
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Couple of those
movies might skip.
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With Mona's life,
we've used them a lot.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, aren't you
Dee Dee's friend?
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- Yeah.
- And I'm Dee Dee's father.
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Oh. Very nice to meet you.
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We'll see how nice
it is after we're done.
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Dee Dee told us how
you've been treating her.
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You must've forgot.
Every little girl has a daddy.
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[Laughter]
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What's going on here, guys?
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You know what this is.
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[Laughter]
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[Elevator bell chimes]
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[All laughing]
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Well, Brett, I'm glad
we could work out
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- our little misunderstanding.
- Absolutely.
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My assistant will message
you guys those tickets
258
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first thing in the
morning. Courtside, right?
259
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,738
Cheerleaders up close.
You the man, Brett.
260
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:27,044
[Chuckles] No, no,
no. You both da man.
261
00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,051
[Chuckles]
262
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,132
[Laughter]
263
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,791
- Now, that's how you do it.
- Yeah.
264
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,526
Dee Dee's gonna
thank us when she hears
265
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,617
how we straightened
Brett out, Chester.
266
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,006
It's Spencer.
267
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,060
It's just me. Let
the fake name go.
268
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,185
[Laughter]
269
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,278
Girl, you are wearing
those floors out.
270
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,018
[Laughter]
271
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,589
I'd never admit it to Brett,
272
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,586
but I can't even get
close to Dwight Mitchell.
273
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,718
Cell phone blocked.
274
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,119
E-mail returned.
Home phone click.
275
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,733
I need a new strategy.
276
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,423
What would an
aggressive, conniving,
277
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,160
ruthless man do?
278
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,011
You know what you need?
I'll tell you what you need.
279
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,426
You need a resourceful,
smart, sexy lady.
280
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,056
Ooh, do you think
your mom is available?
281
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,483
[Laughter]
282
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:10,963
I'm talking about me. I
can hunt down anybody.
283
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,995
Little skill I use when
one of my crazies
284
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,310
skips out on their therapy bill.
285
00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,567
You give me the make
and model of Dwight's car,
286
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,180
and I'll call my
friend at the dmv
287
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,680
and get his butt towed
right to your doorstep.
288
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,007
[Laughter]
289
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,409
She can do it, too.
290
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,362
That's how she got my
prom date to show up.
291
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,630
[Introductory musical note]
292
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,152
Good morning.
293
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,458
[Electronic alert beeping]
294
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,498
[Laughter]
295
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,900
[Beeps continue]
296
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,334
Thorne.
297
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,692
Mahoney.
298
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,602
Hey, listen. I just
wanted to thank you
299
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,087
for sending your
father and his thug
300
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,563
to ambush me last night.
301
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,037
I didn't send anybody,
302
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,516
and the only thug my
father has is my mother.
303
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,167
[Laughter]
304
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,651
So, you don't know anyone
305
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,791
by the name of shaft
Thorne or Chester?
306
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:57,873
[Laughter]
307
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,404
- Oh, no, they didn't.
- Oh, yes, they did.
308
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,876
It seems they're very
concerned with the hard time
309
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,097
you're having fitting
into our little family,
310
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,357
especially shaft.
311
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,229
[Laughter]
312
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,120
You just don't see that kind
of caring in the sports world.
313
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,978
Maybe you're ushering
in a whole new era.
314
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,983
You know, what's next?
Puppies? Crying? Pink uniforms?
315
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,456
[Laughter]
316
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,496
Excuse me. I think I
hear my phone ringing.
317
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,031
Yeah, don't worry, Thorne.
318
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,915
I assured things would
be different from now on,
319
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,313
I also filled the
rest of the staff in
320
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,415
on your special needs.
321
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,121
[Laughter]
322
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,466
Daddy's little girl?
323
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:31,999
Yeah, I swear I did not do that.
324
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,334
I was the first person to
laugh when I saw it, though.
325
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,830
[Laughter]
326
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,523
In fact, uhm...
I'm still laughing.
327
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,611
[Laughs]
328
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,489
[Introductory musical note]
329
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:49,801
I can't believe dad and
Spencer had it in 'em,
330
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,673
but if it makes
you feel any better,
331
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,674
nobody's ever stood
up for me like that.
332
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,366
Let me tell you a little story.
333
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,333
The place: The churro
shack. The time...
334
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,592
Am I not suffering enough?
335
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,755
Hey, the little class
has stories to tell, too.
336
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,071
Go ahead, baby. Tell your tale.
337
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,858
I was a young girl
kneading dough
338
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,162
under the hot summer
sun at six flags.
339
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,119
My co-worker, artemio,
would mold his dough
340
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,258
into obscene shapes
and force me to fry them.
341
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,342
Now, I was too
afraid to report him,
342
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,521
so I just ate the
dirty churros quickly
343
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,927
so the children
wouldn't see them.
344
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,260
[Laughter]
345
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,049
Now, I gained 20
pounds that summer
346
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,483
and was fired for not
fitting in my uniform.
347
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,050
That's it? You're my
kid, and I'm bored.
348
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,968
[Laughter]
349
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,323
The point is I always
regretted not fighting back,
350
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,803
and artemio ruined my
love of deep-fried dough.
351
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,055
For a week.
352
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,317
[Laughter]
353
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,929
I can't tell you how many times
354
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,670
I was skipped
over for promotions
355
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,021
because I was a woman,
but I never did say anything,
356
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,421
'cause I needed the job
and I was a single mother
357
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,204
to Ms. Eye patch,
orthopedic shoes,
358
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,549
cavity-in-every-tooth over here.
359
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,639
Dee Dee, you have a
chance to do what we didn't do,
360
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,949
so you've got to show
the guys in your office
361
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,946
that you're not the
incapable, fragile female
362
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,578
they think you are,
and I'm gonna help you,
363
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,394
- because you got me fired up.
- I love it.
364
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,647
Two sisters and a little
boys' club takedown.
365
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,830
Phyllis: Well, how come
only Mona can help?
366
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,306
You're sitting next to the
most vindictive woman in town.
367
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,657
[Laughter]
368
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,616
And by vindictive,
she means crazy.
369
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,453
And by town, she means planet.
370
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,583
[Laughter]
371
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,543
- Well, that was a bust.
- This is my kind of gym.
372
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,717
The 2-year-wait list
just for a membership?
373
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,854
If I can't get a membership,
I can't work out.
374
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,416
It's perfect.
375
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,553
Then we're just gonna
have to go with plan b.
376
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,895
We'll wait for Dwight to
come out after he trains,
377
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,676
then I'll pounce.
378
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,100
His endorphins will be
flowing. He'll be in a good mood
379
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,469
and receptive to my pitch.
380
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,995
Or he'll be tired,
sweaty and annoyed
381
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,259
- at the sight of you.
- [Laughter]
382
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,132
Hey, there's a
coffee cart. I'll treat.
383
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,393
Ok, but let's make it fast.
384
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,522
Thanks, Tony.
385
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,740
Oh, my god! There he is!
386
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,739
[Both] Dwight! Dwight!
387
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,622
Whoa. Slow your roll. I mean,
388
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,534
you ladies are beautiful,
but I'm happily married,
389
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,710
but here's a little something
to remember me by.
390
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,016
Thanks for being fans.
391
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,102
[Laughter]
392
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,854
He thinks I'm just a groupie.
393
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,853
He thinks I'm beautiful.
394
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,015
[Laughter]
395
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,034
[Introductory musical note]
396
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,475
Sweetheart, please let
mother take you to dinner
397
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,510
and cheer you up.
398
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,471
Don't you and daddy have to go
399
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,598
to your bay area
realtors cocktail mixer?
400
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,950
Ah, I hate that thing.
401
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,781
All those snobby
society dimwits do
402
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,519
is brag about
their Aston Martins,
403
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,239
their diamonds, and
their stupid little dogs.
404
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,743
It's maddening.
405
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,880
[Laughter]
406
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,229
Well, I'm gonna pass on dinner.
407
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,934
This whole thing at work
has ruined my appetite.
408
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,622
I wish your father
would've taken me
409
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,019
to his chat with Brett.
410
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,762
I'd have shown
that boy's derriere
411
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,713
what I learned as a
Tallahassee rockette.
412
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,371
Your mother can
kick like a horse.
413
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,015
[Laughter]
414
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,979
I knew this job
would be challenging,
415
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,718
but being the only female
has made it even harder.
416
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,809
That's because you're
trying to act like a man.
417
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,069
If you keep doing that,
418
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,031
you'll always be
at a disadvantage.
419
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,339
As a woman, you
have abilities men don't.
420
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,206
That's where your power lies.
421
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,562
I've never thought
about it that way.
422
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,088
I've been trying to play
this game like a man would.
423
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,003
I've forgotten
what I'm capable of.
424
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,868
Now you're cooking
with estrogen,
425
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,359
and if you have any left over,
you should give it to Phyllis.
426
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,456
She's looking a little nanny
goat-ish around the chin.
427
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,655
[Laughter]
428
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,917
[Introductory musical note]
429
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,839
[Whispering] This
spa is amazing.
430
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,891
Are you sure we're gonna
find Dwight's wife here?
431
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,167
[Whispering] Yeah, pretty
sure, 'cause she's right there!
432
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,677
[Laughter]
433
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,983
Some back-up you are.
434
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,939
You don't even
know who the Mark is.
435
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,598
Ok. Now here's the plan.
436
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,802
I'm going to introduce myself
to Elena, work my magic.
437
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:47,898
You watch the door.
438
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,600
I don't want to watch the door.
439
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,987
I watched the door at the
gym. You see how that went.
440
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,391
Then clear the room. Do
you think you can do that?
441
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,015
I've been doing it
since elementary school.
442
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,092
[Laughter]
443
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,351
Excuse me, ma'am. It's
time for your treatment.
444
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,997
I've already had my treatment.
445
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,181
Well, it's "buy one,
get one free" day.
446
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,397
In that case, should I
get the saltwater scrub
447
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,617
or the seaweed wrap?
448
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,915
I don't care. Just get out!
449
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,011
[Laughter]
450
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:17,187
Elena Mitchell? Hi. My
name is Dee Dee Thorne.
451
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,850
And this is the quiet room.
Let's take advantage of that.
452
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,495
[Laughter]
453
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,889
You need some muscle?
454
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,682
You want me to
throw her off her chair?
455
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,456
No. Just watch the door
and wait for my signal.
456
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,551
Ok.
457
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,861
What's the signal?
458
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,076
Just give me some room!
459
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,376
Perhaps you two would be
460
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,951
more comfortable
at the city pool?
461
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,168
[Laughter]
462
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:40,347
Hi. Sorry. We're...
463
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,484
I'm a sports agent.
464
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,696
Smooth. Maybe next time
you should be the muscle.
465
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,736
[Laughter]
466
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,181
- [Whispering] Shut up.
- Ok.
467
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,008
[Laughter]
468
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,616
And I'll work night and day to
make sure that your husband
469
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,747
gets the best treatment
the sports world has to offer.
470
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,060
Dwight Mitchell belongs at gmg.
471
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,317
You don't think we've
heard any of that before?
472
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,060
Dwight gets
approached every week
473
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,501
by hungry, young agents
giving him the same lie.
474
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,239
Admittedly, none of them
have ever done it in a fluffy robe.
475
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,161
[Laughter]
476
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,116
Well, it's my own unique style,
477
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,076
but the other thing
that none of them have
478
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,474
is my energy,
drive, and passion.
479
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,598
I can promise no one will
work harder for Dwight than me.
480
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,131
I'm proud of the work that
I've done for my husband.
481
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,696
Everyone who comes to us
thinks they can replace me.
482
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,393
Oh, I don't want to replace you!
483
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,091
I want to work with you.
484
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,618
He is a powerhouse
on the basketball court,
485
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,792
you've obviously got the
brains and the business savvy.
486
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,359
I just want to join your team
487
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:39,186
and take Dwight
to the next level.
488
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,275
Elena, I know that you
have never trusted agents,
489
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,715
but you can trust me,
490
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,502
and I'll have all the men
at gmg working for us.
491
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,848
[Door opens and closes]
492
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,718
Uhm, how much longer
you guys gonna be?
493
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,459
There's a group of
angry women out there
494
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,960
and they're threatening to
snap me with their towels.
495
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:55,986
[Laughter]
496
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,341
So, Elena, what do
you say? Give me a shot.
497
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,125
[Introductory musical note]
498
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,872
Good morning.
499
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,918
Thorne. Hey, should
I hide in my office?
500
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,793
Any more of your
family on their way in?
501
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,745
[Laughter]
502
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,713
Sorry, mahoney. You
can't get to me today.
503
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,793
Give it time.
504
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:20,837
[Laughter]
505
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,764
Hey, Dee Dee.
506
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:29,373
Elena. Dwight. Thanks
for coming down.
507
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,276
My office is right over here.
508
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,631
You look familiar. Have I
turned you down before?
509
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,291
[Laughter]
510
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,175
[Laughs] Well, you know,
I wouldn't technically say...
511
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,423
Yeah, you have.
512
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,208
[Laughter]
513
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,823
I thought I recognized
514
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,653
that... fancy pocket
thing you got.
515
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,042
[Laughter]
516
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,805
What do you have,
like, a hundred of those?
517
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,649
Uhm, why don't you
two wait in my office,
518
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,038
and I'll be in one second?
519
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,395
Hey, Brett.
520
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,662
Would you mind getting
my clients some water?
521
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,435
They may get a little dehydrated
522
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,839
from all the paperwork
they need to go over. Thanks.
523
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,193
Brett: Hey. Hey.
524
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,884
How did you land Mitchell?
525
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,541
Never underestimate
the power of women.
526
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,406
Now, if you'll excuse me,
daddy's little girl needs
527
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,329
to sign the unattainable client,
528
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,374
and feel free to spread
that around the office.
529
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,980
[Laughter]
530
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,990
[Cheerful humming]
531
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,301
[Laughter]
532
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,820
Back to work.
533
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,079
[Introductory musical note]
534
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,962
Ok, shaft Thorne and Chester.
535
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,786
[Laughter]
536
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,314
I understand your male
instinct to protect me,
537
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,398
and I know there
was love behind that,
538
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,377
but if you ever get involved
in my business again,
539
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,582
I cannot be responsible
for my actions.
540
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,355
Honey, I was just trying to...
541
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,370
I know what you were
trying to do. Try less.
542
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,712
[Laughter]
543
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,801
- Did she say "try less"?
- I think she did.
544
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,500
- Talkin' to me?
- The daddy.
545
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,498
Brett mentioned something
about courtside seats.
546
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,381
- She knows about the seats.
- Man.
547
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,773
Hand 'em over.
548
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,415
Show some mercy, woman.
549
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,599
[Laughter]
550
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,254
Show some tickets, shaft.
551
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,338
[Laughter]
552
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,556
Cheerleaders
dancing in front of you
553
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,427
and hot dogs
brought to your seat.
554
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,688
You're taking away all
that's good in the world.
555
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,651
[Laughter]
556
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,350
Now, that's how
you do a shakedown.
557
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,437
[Laughter]
558
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,748
[Introductory theme song]
559
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:32,348
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