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[Knock on the door]
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Hey, Mona, how's
it... I smell chocolate.
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Dark, imported,
goes-straight-to-the-hips.
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Hey, you're right.
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That tiny nose of yours is
actually good for something
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besides stickin' in
someone else's business.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Who are they from?
Who are they from?
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With my luck, the old guy in 4d
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wants to experience a
black woman before he dies.
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You get candy?
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He sends me pictures
of himself in speedos.
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Hey, they're from Reece wilcox,
the ceo of hot liquid records.
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Ooh, hot liquid!
They're my favorite label!
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I mean, they were...
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Before my sister was the
v.P. Of a&r at delicious.
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So why is Reece wilcox
sending you chocolate?
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Well, it says he loves my work, especially
what I did with the talent search.
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Do you know what this means?
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No, really. Do you
know what this means?
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Well, it's chocolate from a man,
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a single, hot man, so my first
thought is a romantic overture,
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but since that doesn't
really happen to you,
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my first thought
is probably wrong.
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And if your second thought
has anything to do with my hair,
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keep it to yourself.
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Ok, onto my third thought.
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What we have here is
some professional wooing.
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I think Reece wilcox
wants to offer you a job.
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Wow. I've never been wooed.
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What comes after chocolate?
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Nothing if you don't do
anything with that hair.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Laughs]
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[Knock on the door]
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Hello. Hello.
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I just escaped a birthday party
for one of drew's little playmates.
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So where's drew?
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Well, last time I checked,
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spinning in a giant
tea cup with the nanny.
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I don't do tea cups unless
they're filled with Brandy.
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Which reminds me...
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[Both] Pour mother a tall one.
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Sounds like a pretty
fancy kids' party.
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Oh, it was a garish display.
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I mean, there was a pony
ride, clowns, a puppet show.
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They even froze over the pool
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so they could present
teletubbies on ice.
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Daddy was so right to have
insisted on a small family celebration
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for drew's first birthday.
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Well, that vile spectacle I just
fled has convinced me of one thing:
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I've got to top it.
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Mother, that is ridiculous.
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Besides, drew's
birthday was months ago,
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so you'll have to
wait till next year.
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Now drink your joy juice.
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Wait, hell! Drew's about
to have the biggest,
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most extravagant
15-month party ever.
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I'm talking about Eddie Murphy in
a donkey suit singin' I'm a believer.
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Adam, did you open my mail?
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Mona, in these turbulent times,
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it's a must for your safety and
the safety of all my coworkers.
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He ripped it open because it
was takin' too long to steam it open.
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So, Mona, now that I've been
dimed-out by Judas in fubu...
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It's Sean John.
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Baggy sweats.
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[Mona chuckles]
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So, who is this mysterious r.W.?
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None of your business.
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Hello. I don't
believe we've met,
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so I'll ask again.
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Who is this r.W.,
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and why is he, she, or they
comping you floor seat tickets
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to a sold-out Jay-Z concert?
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Yeah. What did you
do to get those tickets?
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Was it freaky?
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R.w... [gasps]
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You're going to a concert
with Reese Witherspoon?
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Ooh, I'll stay home
with her husband.
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Adam, don't open my mail again.
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Yeah. Show some respect.
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So, Mona, what time should I
be at your house for the concert?
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I'd pick you up, but right now,
my car only drives in reverse.
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Thanks for coming by
on such short notice.
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Well, you sounded so
worried on the phone.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, god.
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Am I gonna be a grandfather?
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I doubt it. The last man who
touched me was tryin' to lift my wallet.
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Hmm. More than I need to know.
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But good.
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Dad, I need advice.
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I got a call this afternoon from Reece
wilcox, the ceo of hot liquid records.
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He's flying in from
L.A. to take me to lunch,
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and I think I'm about
to get a major job offer.
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Sweetheart, I am so proud.
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[Giggles]
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You think he might wanna look at
some properties while he's in town?
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I just acquired a great
new high rise over by the...
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Right. Back to you.
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I think you should
go and hear his offer
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and order the most
expensive thing on the menu...
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Perhaps the lobster.
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Yeah, but if Kai finds
out that I met with Reece,
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she'll think I'm disloyal.
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Besides, I never
eat lobster in public.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Half of it ends up
in my cleavage.
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Again, more than I need to know.
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But if he offers you
something great,
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you can use it as leverage when
your contract comes up at delicious.
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And if he offers you something really
great, you might wanna consider it.
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Well, I guess it couldn't hurt
to hear what he has to say.
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I mean, dad, think
of what I could do
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with talented artists if
I had more resources.
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That's right. You'd be
in the power position.
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Let the man woo you,
and Mark my words...
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The more you say no,
the more he'll want you.
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Thanks, dad. I
appreciate the advice.
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I appreciate being
asked to give it.
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Hey, Mona. I...
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What's mini-man
with money doin' here?
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Well...
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I just stopped by
to help with the thing
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with the doo-hickey
on the whatchamacallit.
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It shouldn't give you
any more trouble.
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Thanks, dad.
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You poor thing. You
just talkin' gibberish.
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Looks like that pomade
finally seeped into your brain.
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And for the finale to
drew's fabulous party,
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the univer-soul circus
is going to perform.
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They're all black, you know.
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Even the zebras.
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I'll give you the same
answer I gave you
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when you went to get
coco hair extensions...
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No.
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But drew is our only
son, our last child.
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I mean, we can't deprive him
of these precious moments.
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Mother, drew's idea
of a precious moment
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is sticking cheerios
up his nose.
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Which is exactly why I hired
spike Lee to direct the videographer.
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You did what?!
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Not that spike Lee.
Spike Lee takamoto.
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His father's doing
the pyrotechnics.
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Come, Charles.
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We've gotta go see the stunt
children test the giant slide.
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It's moments like this I just
wanna fake my own death.
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[Music playing]
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Dee Dee, what
are you doing here,
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and why are you in a
cocktail dress at noon?
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They're serving pheasant today,
and that's a meet you dress up for.
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What are you doing here?
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Today is my meeting
with Reece wilcox.
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Ohh! Today? Here?
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Yeah.
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Remember when I
told you 3 hours ago
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when I was leaving my
apartment? Admit it, Dee Dee.
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You and your breasts
are here to see Reece.
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Well, he's a
single, black mogul.
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I'm obligated to
make a play for him
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before some white
woman snaps him up.
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Oh, there's Reece now.
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Listen to the offer, follow
dad's advice and just say no.
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Except when Reece asks
you if you have a younger sister.
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Here's my card with my
photo and number on the back.
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Dee Dee, out.
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Fine. But if he
happens to mention
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what hotel he's
staying at, page me.
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I'll be circling the block.
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Hi. I'm Mona Thorne.
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Reece wilcox. Please, sit.
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I'm very flattered
that you flew up
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to San Francisco
to meet with me.
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Well, it gave me a chance to fly my
new private jet, try out my new pilot hat.
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I look better than Travolta.
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[Laughs]
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Well, thank you
for the Jay-Z tickets
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and the chocolates, the flowers,
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the beautiful crystal
bowl-vase-paperweight?
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I don't know what it is either,
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but it's from a place I've never
heard of with a name I can't pronounce,
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so must be good.
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[Laughs]
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Can I get you
anything, Mr. Wilcox?
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Cocktail, appetizer,
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a highlighted map
to my apartment?
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When I'm ready to order,
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I'm gonna have a
cocktail and an appetizer,
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but I'm gonna pass on the map.
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[Chuckles]
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I'm impressed with you already,
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and, uh, I don't impress easily.
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But let's, uh, deal with
the issue at hand. I...
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Listen, I have too much
respect for you to lead you on,
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and I'm sorry that
you went through
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so much trouble to
meet with me, but...
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I'm gonna have to say no.
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Actually, I was just gonna ask if we could
remove the breadbasket from the table.
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I'm watching my carbs.
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Which is why I'm
saying no. I love bread.
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I love a woman with
a healthy appetite...
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Mmm. Unless of
course I'm dating her.
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But... but let's
cut to the chase.
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I've been watching your
career for some time now,
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and you're
aggressive, imaginative,
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and you have a
great ear for talent.
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Mona...
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I want you to be the head of a&r
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at hot liquid here
in San Francisco.
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Wow.
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That is a tremendous
opportunity,
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but I'm very happy at delicious.
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I'll give you a bigger salary,
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a corner office, and 2 weeks
at the company villa in cabo.
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Miss?
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Bring me the biggest
lobster you got.
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Dad, you were so right,
so thank you for the advice.
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Bye.
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What are you so happy about?
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Did you have sex for lunch?
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Better. I had lobster.
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Damn. You haven't
had sex in a long time.
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So, did I miss anything?
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Ah, things were
pretty dull around here
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till about an hour ago when
Reece wilcox dropped in.
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He's been holed up
with Kai in her office.
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What?! And it's tense in there.
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When I brought Kai in
her afternoon tootsie pops,
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she threw her shoe at me.
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It hurt, but it was worth it
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because Reece wilcox
bent over to pick it up,
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and I saw Reece's
pieces. [Giggles]
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Oh, this is... this is
the worst thing ever!
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Oh, come on.
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Adam's always
checking out men's asses.
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He's checking me
out right now, isn't he?
247
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,664
Does anybody know what a
nervous breakdown feels like?
248
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,968
Ohh! I gotta fix this.
249
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,447
Hello! I'm Mona Thorne.
250
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,928
I thought I would
introduce myself,
251
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,188
since we've never
met before, ever, never,
252
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,071
which is why I'm
introducing myself. Hello.
253
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,107
Mona, you're scaring Reece.
254
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,421
Actually, the little guy's
the one who scares me.
255
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,247
He keeps undressing
me with his eyes.
256
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,433
[Kai] Well, thank
you for dropping by.
257
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,862
It's always good to know
what the competition is up to.
258
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,780
You know, uh, Kai and I,
259
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,165
we've been friends since
we were interns together.
260
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,958
Friends, huh? I was
gonna say rivals.
261
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:40,704
Well, we've come a long way since
we had to roll joints for you-know-who.
262
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,085
Yeah. I was better at that, too.
263
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,971
[Laughs]
264
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,883
Spencer, I want you
to write a press release
265
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,538
announcing the listening
party for our band syllabus.
266
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,282
- Yes, boss.
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,023
Can a brotha get
a spelling on that?
268
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,593
Excuse me, Kai,
269
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,502
but writing press
releases is my job.
270
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,427
Well, I'm taking it from you,
and I'm giving it to Spencer.
271
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,288
You got a problem
with that? Yeah.
272
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,939
Ma, this is a total nightmare.
273
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,121
I mean, what if Reece
told Kai everything
274
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,747
and that's the reason she wouldn't
look me in the eye all afternoon?
275
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,335
I mean, I always write
the press releases.
276
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,300
So I went from having 2 great
jobs to maybe not having any.
277
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,059
And what did I tell you
about losin' your job?
278
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,517
I'll tell you what I told
you about losin' your job.
279
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,961
I told you not to lose your job!
280
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,624
Baby, I thought you
were happy at delicious.
281
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,534
I am.
282
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,469
Then why would you take a
meeting with another company?
283
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,230
I was just following the advice
that dad gave me the other day.
284
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,719
Why the hell would you listen
to him? Look at what he married!
285
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,672
Why wouldn't I listen to him?
286
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,280
He's a businessman,
and I'm a businesswoman.
287
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,631
And what am I?
288
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,770
I have a degree
in giving advice.
289
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,903
I make my living giving advice.
290
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,485
But, no, you'd rather go behind
my back and listen to your father
291
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,079
right on down to the
unemployment line.
292
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:58,262
He was just trying to help,
and the man is my father.
293
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,912
Funny.
294
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,036
I thought I was the one
you turned to for help,
295
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,089
but I can't imagine
why I got that idea.
296
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,504
I've only been there
for you every hour
297
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,093
of every day for
the last 27 years!
298
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,659
That's all? Seems
like so much longer.
299
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,542
I'm not speaking to you.
300
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,795
Thank you, father god.
301
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,106
I know exactly what you're
up to, Charles Thorne,
302
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,197
and you are not
gonna get away with it.
303
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,766
Woman, find one psychotic
mood and stick with it.
304
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,767
If you think you're gonna
step in and reap all the benefits
305
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,909
after I've done all
the work raisin' Mona,
306
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,912
you are sadly mistaken.
307
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:44,394
For someone who's not speaking
to me, you sure do talk a lot.
308
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,958
So, what did Reece
say about my picture?
309
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,656
Did you tell him I'm
prettier in person?
310
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,876
Didn't you just hear me
say I might lose my job?
311
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,305
Of course I did.
312
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,401
I'm very concerned.
313
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,190
Did he think my
forehead looked too big?
314
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,055
I just had your baby brother
fitted for his birthday crown.
315
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,201
And it'll look
fabulous with the tiara
316
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,293
I'll be wearing to
greet the 150 guests.
317
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,987
Mother, this party for drew
is completely out of control.
318
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,643
We already did what's important.
319
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,247
We celebrated drew's
birthday as a family.
320
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,728
Anything else is just
flaunting your wealth.
321
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,259
And that's really,
really bad, right?
322
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,781
I have to agree with Dee Dee.
323
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,828
Nobody has a
15-month birthday party.
324
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,483
I mean, drew won't
even remember it.
325
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,047
Oh, who cares about
him? I'll remember it.
326
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,486
And that was really,
really bad, right?
327
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,104
Yes, and I think you
know what you have to do.
328
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,096
Fine. I'll scale back the party,
329
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,468
but I won't take back the crown.
330
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,577
Coco can wear
it at formal affairs.
331
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,499
[Mona] Spencer?
332
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,251
S-Someone's in my parking space.
333
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,552
That... that's a bad sign.
334
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,727
I think it's the
beginning of the end.
335
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,903
Don't worry. We can call my peoples
in Oakland and strip that bad boy.
336
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,693
Why would someone
park in my space?
337
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,277
I mean, it's... it's
not even a good one.
338
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,740
There's a family of
pigeons living over it.
339
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,484
Mona, what's the big deal?
340
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,235
People park in other
people's spaces every day.
341
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,313
He should know. He's one of 'em.
342
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,746
Yeah. You're probably right.
343
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,534
I'm just overreacting.
344
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,024
Where's my mug?
I can't find my mug.
345
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,763
First my parking space, now
my "I heart manatees" mug?
346
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,940
I'm gonna get fired
and die in the gutter!
347
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,761
Girlfriend, why so stressed?
348
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,460
It's your situation, isn't it?
349
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,638
- What... what situation?
- Come on, Mona.
350
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,734
I may not be smart,
but I'm not stupid.
351
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,207
So you know?
352
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,014
I know everything that
goes on in this place.
353
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,945
[Whispers] And personally
I think its fabulous
354
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,317
I know. I think an offer from
hot liquid is pretty awesome.
355
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,037
You got an offer
from hot liquid?
356
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,955
Wait!
357
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,284
You acted like you already
knew. You tricked that out of me.
358
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,346
How do you think I
find everything out?
359
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,358
You'll need that kind of
cunning at your new job.
360
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,787
Oh, take me with you,
please, please, please!
361
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,047
Keep it down. I'm
not going anywhere,
362
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,971
and I thought you liked it here.
363
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,986
Get real. I'd chew off my
own arm to get out of this pit.
364
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,284
Mona.
365
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,193
Morning, Kai!
366
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,518
Did you get the fresh, warm
croissant I put on your desk?
367
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,910
I don't like croissants.
They're flaky,
368
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,203
and "croissant"
is too hard to say.
369
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,613
Well, I'll get rid of it immediately
and speak to the French government
370
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,273
about striking the
word from the language.
371
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,416
He's a kiss-ass,
372
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,468
but he knows which ass to kiss.
373
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,033
Mona, in your office?
374
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,819
Kai, before you say anything,
375
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,869
I love my job at delicious.
376
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,515
I love my coworkers, my office,
377
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,350
uh, the walls. I love the walls.
378
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,638
They're purple. I love purple.
379
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,753
Mona, why are
you telling me this?
380
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,103
Because you're gonna fire me.
381
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,363
- I am?
- Aren't you?
382
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,395
- Should I?
- Uh, is it my turn?
383
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,971
Relax, Mona. Reece
already told me
384
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,669
all about the offer
from hot liquid records,
385
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,187
and I'm not gonna fire you.
386
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,461
Oh, so you're just gonna
torture me until I quit.
387
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,504
No.
388
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,869
You're already so tortured,
you take all the fun out of it.
389
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,513
Look, I knew other labels
were gonna come after you
390
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,465
if that talent search
was a success.
391
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,694
I didn't know they'd come
so soon and offer so much,
392
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,523
but, um, luckily Reece tried
to rub it all up in my face.
393
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,783
Kai, I never had any intention
of leaving you for Reece,
394
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,477
except for the short time I
considered leaving you for Reece.
395
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,528
I know how loyal you are.
396
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:32,572
That's why I want you
happy here at delicious.
397
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,970
Thanks, Kai.
398
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,163
You don't know how
much this means to me!
399
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,884
Don't touch me, Mona.
400
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,540
I trust the amount
is sufficient?
401
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,758
Well, um...
402
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,887
Actually, i... i was
hoping for more.
403
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,289
I think that I'm worth it,
404
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,942
and so does Reece wilcox...
405
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,456
And he has a villa in cabo.
406
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,727
Well, I'll give you an
office with a window.
407
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,814
I already have a window.
408
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,169
Mona, you're smart.
409
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,427
I'll have accounting
make an adjustment.
410
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,776
Promise you won't regret it.
411
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:08,086
Mona, you've handled
this situation like a real pro.
412
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,744
That's 'cause I
learned from one.
413
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:10,997
Thanks, Mona.
414
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,140
By the way,
415
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,492
I hid your mug. I know it's
childish, but it did make you sweat.
416
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,841
Ma, what are you doing here?
417
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,616
Taking care of my baby.
418
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,241
I was afraid you had a very
bad day and might need me
419
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,112
and the comfort of
my peach cobbler.
420
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,585
Actually, today
went pretty great.
421
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,475
After Kai found out about
me meeting with Reece,
422
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,333
she gave me a big
bonus to keep me happy.
423
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,288
Ohh! So your father
was right. [Laughing]
424
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,158
Congratulations!
425
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,429
Guess you won't be
needin' my advice anymore.
426
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,295
Ma, this is not a
contest between you two.
427
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,588
Dad and I are finally in a
place where we're both willing
428
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,521
to do the work that
it takes to get closer,
429
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,959
and that is gonna take a little
getting used to for all of us...
430
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,087
Mostly you.
431
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,486
Look, I'm glad you and
your dad are getting closer,
432
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,581
I really am,
433
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,034
but there were times when you
were a child that he disappointed you,
434
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,097
a lot of times, and that
was hard for me to watch.
435
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,931
So now that you're starting
to depend on him more,
436
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,800
I just don't wanna
see you get hurt.
437
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,241
And that's a risk
I'm willing to take.
438
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,509
Look, like it or
not, he's my dad,
439
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,462
and we'll always be family.
440
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,200
And it would really
mean a lot to me
441
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,901
if you could try to accept that.
442
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,432
I can try.
443
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,780
Thank you.
444
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,236
But, you know, it's really
gonna take some getting used to,
445
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,779
sharing you with that jackass.
446
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,997
[Coos]
447
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,011
[All laugh]
448
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,143
Oh, you two were so
right about the party.
449
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,616
Anything larger would've
just been pretentious.
450
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,267
[Carnival music playing] Mother?
451
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,751
I don't really think this
was scaling things back.
452
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,498
I can't remember the last
time we played scrabble.
453
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,806
I can. I swallowed a "w" and
had to have my stomach pumped.
454
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:00,944
[Laughs]
455
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,033
Hey, Mona. I...
456
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,325
I'll come back later.
457
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,681
Or you could stay.
458
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,689
Maybe I will.
459
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,170
Oh, lord. Get
out the dictionary.
460
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,537
You know your daddy can't spell.
461
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,573
[All laugh]
462
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,962
Mom, remember when daddy...
463
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:23,704
[Music plays]
464
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,233
[Theme music playing]
465
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:31,833
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