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Mona. Guess what.
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I just scored tickets
to the sold-out
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mother's day gospel
brunch at bayou.
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It is the perfect
mother's day plan.
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Not necessarily. You have not
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heard myplans.
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Which are? Well,
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since last year
was a bit expensive
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and a bit of a disaster,
I was thinking, uh...
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Is it really mother's
day already?
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That's what I thought.
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Which is why I got
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you and your mom tickets, too.
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That was nice of you, Dee Dee.
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Well, you followed us last year.
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I figured you 2 tagalongs
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might as well go
withus this year.
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Hmm.
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An insult wrapped as a gift.
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I'll take it.
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So... i got the limo
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picking us up at
11:30 on Sunday.
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Oh...
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And what's your
mom's favorite color?
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I want to buy her a blouse.
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Uh, purple. But why
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are you getting mymom something?
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Well, Phyllis and I
have gotten closer
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this year, and I want to do
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something nice for her.
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Ohh! So this means
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I'll have to get a
present for yourmom?!
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Of course not! Hmph!
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Although a
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thoughtfulperson would.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Well, it looks like
someone's been
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to sears.
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Yeah. Doin' a little
mother's day shoppin'.
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They got some cool stuff there.
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I got her a necklace,
a hat for church,
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and a leaf blower.
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Wow. Your mom's
gonna love all that.
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I hope so. I put it
on her charge card.
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Well, I got my mom
a gorgeous watch,
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just like she hinted...
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And hinted... And hinted.
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But now I have to get somethin'
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for big Dee Dee.
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I mean, everything
the woman owns is
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fabulous and expensive.
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What can iget her?
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How 'bout somethin'...
Ugly and cheap?
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I already checked that catalog.
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I got yourbirthday
present, though.
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Maybe you should
try the "grab room."
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You know, where we put
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all that cool stuff
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from video shoots
we can't return.
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I didn't know we
had a room like that.
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That's where I got
these Prada shoes.
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New, fine, and size 9.
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I thought you were a 12.
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I am.
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[Both laughing]
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He bares it. Yes, he does.
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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[Both sigh]
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I
interrupting something?
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Yes, a good time.
That must happen
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to you a lot.
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So, what brings the bald eagle
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to my daughter's nest?
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We were looking at pictures from
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drew's christening.
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What a flattering
picture of you!
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I'm not in that one.
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I know. [Chuckles]
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Oh, my goodness, puddin' pop.
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We've been chatting
for almost an hour.
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And, Phyllis, we will
be eating in public
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at the brunch Sunday,
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so you may want to
reacquaint yourself
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with utensils.
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Ciao.
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What was shedoin'
here for a whole hour?
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I guess we just
lost track of time.
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Mmm. Mmm, whatever.
Here's your photo.
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You know, I'm gonna do
something very UN-Mona
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and put this in a frame
before I do something
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very Mona, and
spill coffee on it.
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How was work?
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Oh, a couple of neuroses,
an obsessive-compulsive.
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Nothin' that a year with me
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and a boatload of
Xanax can't cure.
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Hey, have you had dinner yet?
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Uh... no! What did
you have in mind?
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Well, we could
order out for Chinese.
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Or... i could make pasta.
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Really? You would
make pasta for me?
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I love you.
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Wow. If I broil a
steak, will you pay off
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my student loans?
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And this one is from drew.
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Ooh, my little man is buying
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the woman in his
life presents already.
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I told you he was gifted.
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See, it's a
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meditation and yoga tape
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for mother
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and baby. Uhh.
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Mommy, swami, and me.
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs]
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Thank you, drew.
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Your nanny will love it.
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It goes perfectly with
the platinum pacifier
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your father gave me.
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Don't forget my other gift...
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Taking care of drew
while you're having
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your mother's day brunch...
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So you can have a wonderful,
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relaxing afternoon.
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Which will only
last 3 hours. Right?
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Yes, daddy, coincidentally
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the exact length
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of the basketball game.
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Oh, that has
nothing to do with it.
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Uh, you don't think drew
will need to be changed
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while you're gone, do you?
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Not that I can't handle it.
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And now it's time for mygift.
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Ooh!
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You always give the best
mother's day presents.
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Although I don't know
how you're gonna
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top that time
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you got us those matching
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ski outfits for Aspen.
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Well, you're going to
love this even more.
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Oh.
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[Blandly] Look at that.
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It's a jogging stroller.
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Now you and drew
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can go running in the park.
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Look. There's even a place
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for his diaper
bag and his bottle.
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[Chuckling]
Well... A useful gift.
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You dolike it, right?
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Oh, of course, honey.
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Thank you. Ohh...
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Actually, there's another gift.
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It's from Mona.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Ta-da!
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This is genuine Louis Vuitton!
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And mama loves
her Vuitton. Ohhh...
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But did you see how
smoothly your stroller rolled
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when you pushed
it out of the way?
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Well? Ready for your gift?
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Oh, Mona, just spending the day
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with my baby
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is gift enough.
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Oh, ma, that is so
sweet and so fake.
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You want it now, don't you?
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Damn right! What
took you so long?
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[Giggles] Ok, ok,
hold out your hands
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and close your eyes.
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Happy mother's day!
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What's this? Ha ha ha!
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Oh, Mona, you got
me a watch, too?
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Too? What else did you think
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I was giving you?
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[Chuckling] Ohhh...
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Honey bee! Thank you so much
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for my luggage!
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Ohhh... Herluggage?
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Yes, Mona.
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It's a big hit. She can't stop
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talking about it.
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It is the best
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mother's day present ever.
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Come here, baby. Come on.
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Ha ha ha ha! Ooh!
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Ohhh...
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It... is... perfect.
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I mean, doesn't this
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just say... Me.
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Yes. It's oversized
and leathery.
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Gee, mom, it's just a suitcase.
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Whoop-De-freakin'-do!
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Dee Dee, don't be rude.
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Your sister obviously
put a lot of thought
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into what I would
like for mother's day.
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Mmm...[chuckles]
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna see
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how many guccis fit
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in the padded shoe cozy. Oh...
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Wow, Mona, that was
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so ultra-thoughtful of you
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to get that present
for my mother...
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Especially after you said
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you weren't planning
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on getting her anything!
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What is her problem?
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Why does that woman
have my luggage?
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What is yourproblem?!
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That luggage was mine!
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Yours? Why would you think that?
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Be... cause that's
the type of gift
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a loving daughter
would give her mother.
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And I found it in your closet.
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What were you
doing in my closet?
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Well, being the good,
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luggage-deserving
mother that I am,
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I was cleanin' up your mess!
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Well, excuse me,
but it wasn't for you.
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And what do you
want with luggage,
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anyway?
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You don't ever travel.
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I would if I had
that fancy luggage!
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Hey! You said you
wanted a watch!
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Usually when someone
says "I want a watch,"
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they mean "I want a watch."
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So silly me, I got you a watch.
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I would call that
being thoughtful.
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Well, sometimes
it's notthe thought
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that counts.
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It's the gift!
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Phyllis?
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I'm sorry.
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I forgot to give you
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your mother's day gift.
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It must've gotten lost in all
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the luggage hoopla.
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Oh, Dee Dee, look
at these diamonds!
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This is beautiful! Ohhh.
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This is the best
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mother's day present
ever! Thank you!
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You're welcome.
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I'll see you when
the limo gets here.
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Oh. Phyllis? Sit by me.
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I don't believe that!
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She said she was
only givin' you a blouse.
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Oh, Mona... Don't hate.
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[Knock on door, door opens]
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Hey, ladies.
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My mom loved all the stuff
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I got her from sears.
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She hasn't even
unstrapped the leaf blower
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off her back.
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Somethin' goin' on?
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- No!
- No!
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O... k. [Chuckles] Uh, Phyllis,
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I just wanted to say
happy mother's day.
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So hold out your wrist
so I can see that gift.
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Oh, you heard
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about the mother's day bling?
270
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,922
Isn't it sparkly?
271
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Dang, Mona!
272
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:36,049
That is nice!
273
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Way better than a watch.
274
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,624
Shut up, Spencer.
275
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,841
Don't you tell
Spencer to shut up.
276
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,691
Don't tell me not to
tell Spencer to shut up.
277
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,495
Shut up, Spencer.
278
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,588
Glad to see nothing's goin' on!
279
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:06,912
What time do these
people start with the singin'?
280
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,257
I don't know.
281
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,736
Maybe somebody should
check their new watch.
282
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,088
Dee Dee, did I tell
you how much I love
283
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,748
my bracelet?
284
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,443
Yes. 5 times.
Once for every time
285
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,621
you lumbered back
up to the buffet.
286
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,361
Pay no attention
287
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,449
to my mother, Phyllis.
288
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,447
She obviously doesn't get
289
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:29,108
the concept of appreciation.
290
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,891
So. Big Dee Dee,
291
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,069
what is your favorite thing
292
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,764
about the luggage I gave you?
293
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,811
Well, jellybean, it's stylish,
294
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,247
au courant, and look...
295
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,813
There are compartments
296
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,060
for everything I travel with.
297
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,378
[Giggles]
298
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,207
There's one for your hair?
299
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,556
What's this?
300
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,557
"Supa fly girl"?
301
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,559
Oh. That's the other gift
302
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,741
I gave you.
303
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,606
I mean, 'cause
you're a supa fly girl
304
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,177
type lady. [Chuckles]
305
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,574
Why does it have sweat stains?
306
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,658
Well, it was locked
in the suitcase.
307
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,097
It got hot.
308
00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,274
I knew there was something
309
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,619
fishy about that luggage.
310
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,618
Where did you
311
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,539
really get it, Mona?
312
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,024
All right, I got it at work.
313
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,264
They had some stuff left over
314
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,519
from a video
shoot. But if it helps,
315
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,761
those are celebrity
sweat stains.
316
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,935
You gave me used luggage?
317
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,235
I don't do leftovers.
318
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,511
Sure, you do. His
name is Charles.
319
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,815
You mean I gave your
mother my bracelet
320
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,083
for nothing?
321
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,315
What do you mean, yourbracelet?
322
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,470
I knew I recognized that.
323
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:31,949
That's the one Neil gave you.
324
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,149
That's not true! I gave that one
325
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,910
to my personal trainer.
326
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,314
I got this one
327
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,592
from a guy I dated in college.
328
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,184
I think his name was Carlos.
329
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,545
You mean you
have a drawer full of
330
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,831
ex-boyfriend jewelry?
331
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,920
Uh... 2 drawers. Ha ha ha.
332
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:47,920
Well, Phyllis...
333
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,141
It looks like you and I
334
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,100
have been re-gifted.
335
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,618
It sure does.
336
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,152
Oh!
337
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,937
Happy mother's day, everyone...
338
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,033
The day we celebrate
the special bond
339
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,772
between mother and child...
340
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,383
Yeah. Hmph.
341
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,164
A bond of love,
respect, and gratitude.
342
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,380
Yeah, right.
343
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,078
[Applause]
344
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,596
Who feels the
mother's day spirit?
345
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,909
[Cheering and applause]
346
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:19,476
I said, who feels the
mother's day spirit?
347
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,794
Get that thing outta my face!
348
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,401
[Crowd cheering]
349
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,403
Thanks for inviting
me to watch the game
350
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,884
with you, Mr. Thorne.
351
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,254
Well, since you came
up here and started
352
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,490
eatin' up all my snacks
353
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,855
and plopped
yourself on the couch,
354
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:35,061
I figured it was the
polite thing to do.
355
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,315
You know, it's good hangin'
356
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,627
with the Thorne
guys for a change.
357
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,134
But why aren't we at
your place watchin' it
358
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,280
on one of your giant plasma tvs?
359
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,850
Nah. Housekeeper
360
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,497
switched everything to Spanish,
361
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,770
and I haven't figured out
362
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,813
how to switch it back.
363
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,030
Can I ask you somethin'?
364
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,310
How do you handle
bein' around women
365
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,508
all the time?
366
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,730
I mean, they're
always at each other.
367
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,300
Chester...
368
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,708
When you've spent
the last 30 years
369
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,737
surrounded by females,
you learn to tune out
370
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:04,826
all that chatter.
371
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,224
It just becomes
372
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:10,567
a lot of "mwah mwah mwah
mwah mwah mwah mwah."
373
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,179
Ain't that right, drew?
374
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:15,799
[Charles chuckles]
That's my boy.
375
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,282
I like seein' you
hang with drew, Mr. T.
376
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,062
It makes me think
about my dad...
377
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,057
Even though I don't
378
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,758
remember that much about him.
379
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,936
Except that one time at the zoo.
380
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,242
We saw this baboon
with the funniest face.
381
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,329
So I fed him...
382
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,987
Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah.
383
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,813
[Sighs heavily]
384
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,430
[Sighs heavily]
385
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,264
Some mother's day
this turned out to be.
386
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,582
You know, I just
knew I was gettin'
387
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,604
that luggage.
388
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,668
Then Mona gives me a watch.
389
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,873
But I just knew I was gettin'
390
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,695
that luggage!
391
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,703
Well, at least you can wear
392
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:49,834
yourdaughter's gift.
393
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,136
I have to push mine around.
394
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,572
Outside.[chuckles]
395
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,919
And then they drag us here
396
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,099
to sit for hours
eating eggs Benedict.
397
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,245
What kind of
brunch doesn't serve
398
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:02,323
pigs in a blanket?
399
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,316
Sure sounds crappy to me.
400
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,409
Excuse me?
401
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,894
It's just that I got kids...
402
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:08,997
And y'all see where I'm spendin'
403
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,022
my mother's day...
404
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,160
In the toilet.
405
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,293
Breath mint?
406
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,676
- No, thanks.
- No, thanks.
407
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:17,828
I couldn't afford to
give my mama stuff
408
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,947
like luggage and watches.
409
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,643
But every time I gave her a hug,
410
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,341
she told me that
was the only gift
411
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,168
she ever needed.
412
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,996
Sweet woman! Mmm!
413
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,695
That's why I was so surprised
414
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:34,872
when she held
up that liquor store.
415
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,311
I guess there were
some gifts she needed.
416
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,748
Oh. That reminds
me... I need to send her
417
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:43,665
some cigarettes for
currency in the pen.
418
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,992
Do you know she
hasn't spoken 2 words
419
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,454
to her daughter
since we got here?
420
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,667
I may have been a bit
421
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,886
- aloof.
- Oh.
422
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,405
But she's just been plain evil.
423
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,518
I'm gonna go work this out
424
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,762
with my baby.
425
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,148
Thank you for your wisdom.
426
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,081
You're welcome, honey.
Go and thank me in cash.
427
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,028
[Chuckles] Thank you.
428
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,429
Mm-hmm.
429
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,913
I'll use the men's room. Mona,
430
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,133
thanks for the watch.
431
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,042
What?
432
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,867
And the brunch.
433
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,035
And for being such
a wonderful daughter.
434
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,791
How many mimosas have you had?
435
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:19,794
One minute you're giving me
436
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:20,745
all this grief
437
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,852
about some stupid luggage,
438
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:22,787
and now you're gettin'
439
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,918
all seventh heaven on me?
440
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,581
I'm just not all the comfortable
441
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,824
with you spending so much time
442
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,839
with the Dee dees.
443
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,188
I mean, I come over
444
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,667
to mydaughter's apartment,
445
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,036
and I find big Dee
Dee laughin' and talkin'
446
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,932
with mydaughter.
447
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,761
Then you give her
that fabulous present.
448
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,159
I just feel like...
449
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,593
I'm losing you.
450
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:45,899
Mmm! Mmm, mmm.
451
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,118
Ma... you couldn't shake me
452
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,988
if you wanted to.
453
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,239
You and I have a relationship
454
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,908
that a lot of mothers
and daughters go
455
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,645
a lifetime without.
456
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,126
So stop tryin' to mess it up
457
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,516
with all this insecure
mumbo jumbo.
458
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:02,869
Hey... i'mthe mother.
Don't tell me what to do.
459
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,882
Even if you do know
just what to say.
460
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,444
Oh!
461
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,060
[Sobbing]
462
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,882
That's what mother's day
is supposed to be about.
463
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,712
I'm gonna go call
my mama and tell her.
464
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:20,590
Y'all watch my stuff,
would you? [Sobs]
465
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,675
And I do know
466
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:22,943
exactly how much money is
467
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:27,765
in my tip jar. Mmm.
468
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:34,336
[Ending spiritual song]
469
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,050
Sweetheart, I
need to talk to you.
470
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,964
I'm sorry. Are you addressing me
471
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,659
or your luggage?
472
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,877
Dee Dee, I want to apologize
473
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,186
for my terrible behavior.
474
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,583
Really?
475
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,225
It's just... Since the baby,
476
00:16:56,319 --> 00:17:01,279
everyone treats me
like such a... Mommy.
477
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,928
Now I don't know if you see me
478
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,022
as your friend
479
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,810
or as your out-of-shape mother.
480
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,635
Oh, I see you as both. Wait.
481
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,595
That didn't come out right.
482
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,123
I guess if there's one person
483
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,377
I counted on not to treat me
484
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,379
like a mother,
485
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,210
it was my daughter.
486
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,298
Mom, I will always see you
487
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,387
as that fantastic... fabulous.
488
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,826
Fabulous woman that you are.
489
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,113
Just because I
gave you a stroller
490
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,662
doesn't change that.
491
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,402
Oh, thank god.
492
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,143
But now I know how you feel.
493
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,184
So... next Saturday...
494
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,099
Let's spend the day
getting pampered
495
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,194
and then have high
tea at the Fairmont.
496
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,063
Oh, honey, that sounds perfect.
497
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,185
Oh, thank you.
498
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,466
But you know,
all of this could've
499
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,015
been avoided if
you'd just told me
500
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,405
what you really wanted.
501
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:48,758
Oh, dear, you know i'm
not one to make a fuss.
502
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,460
♪ This will be ♪
503
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,197
♪ an everlasting love ♪
504
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,248
♪ this will be ♪
505
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,254
♪ the one I've waited for ♪
506
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,026
♪ this will be ♪
507
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,040
♪ the first time
anyone has loved me ♪
508
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,434
♪ yeah ♪
509
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,088
♪ I'm so glad ♪
510
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,442
♪ he found me in time ♪
511
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,132
♪ I'm so glad that ♪
512
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,439
♪ he rectified my mind ♪
513
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,916
♪ this will be ♪
514
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,655
♪ an everlasting love for me ♪
515
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,448
♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪
516
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,713
♪ yeah ♪
517
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,665
♪ loving you ♪
518
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:23,893
♪ is some kind of wonderful ♪
519
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,842
So, is everybody ok now?
520
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,760
Almost. Mona, i'm
sorry I flipped out
521
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,236
about your gift.
522
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,826
We're cool... After
we make a little stop
523
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,019
at your boyfriend drawer.
524
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,292
[Laughs]
525
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,904
Ooh, speaking of gifts,
526
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,074
if you don't want yours,
I'd be happy to take it.
527
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,480
Of course, Phyllis.
You're welcome
528
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:40,683
to the baby stroller.
529
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,861
You can push your cats in it.
530
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,817
♪ Yes, it will, yeah, yeah ♪
531
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,186
♪ you brought a
lot of sunshine ♪
532
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,302
♪ into my life ♪
533
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,868
♪ you filled me with happiness ♪
534
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,264
♪ I never knew ♪
535
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:55,788
♪ you gave me more joy
than I ever dreamed of ♪
536
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,053
♪ and no one, no one ♪
537
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,047
♪ can take the place of you ♪
538
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,621
Both: ♪ this will be ♪
539
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,617
♪ you and me ♪
540
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,449
♪ yes-sir-ee ♪
541
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,497
♪ eternally ♪
542
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,393
♪ huggin' and squeezin'
and kissin' and pleasin' ♪
543
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,721
♪ together forever
through rain or whatever ♪
544
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,374
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
545
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,328
♪ you and me ♪
546
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,377
♪ as long as I'm livin'
true love I'll be givin' ♪
547
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,219
♪ to you I'll be servin'
'cause you're so deservin' ♪
548
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,857
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
549
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,434
♪ you're so deservin' ♪
550
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,953
♪ yeah, yeah ♪
551
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,816
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
552
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:35,567
♪ love, love ♪
553
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,912
♪ love, love, love ♪
554
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:42,621
♪ love, love ♪
555
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:43,973
♪ love, love, love, love ♪
556
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:44,922
♪ love ♪
557
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:50,449
♪ from now on ♪
558
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,322
Come on!
559
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,277
That was a foul, man!
560
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,478
What are you talkin' about?!
561
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,409
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
562
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,630
Stop cryin'! Stop cryin'!
563
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,499
Boom! Shak-a-laka-
laka-laka-laka!
564
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,117
Ohh!
565
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,513
Do you smell somethin'?
566
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,245
[Sniffs]
567
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,166
Yeah, I do.
568
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:15,779
What time they gettin' back
569
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,386
from that brunch?
570
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,867
20 minutes.
571
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,016
Yeah, I don't smell anything.
572
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,224
Me, neither.
573
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,742
Ohh!
574
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,491
Ohh... ha ha ha ha!
575
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,554
Woman: Woohoo! [Giggles]
576
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:54,154
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