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There you go. Your dimmer
switch is done and working.
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Are there any instructions?
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Um, yeah.
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Press it when you
want it dimmer.
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Got it. Use any finger, right?
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Uh, I wouldn't
suggest the thumb.
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So I'll just leave you the
bill and my band's demo.
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It's an eclectic mix of
rock, jazz, and R&B,
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described by the village
daily as "promising."
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Oh, well, I'll listen to
it when I get a chance.
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No, put it on now. I'll wait.
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And play it loud.
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It sounds better if you
can feel it in your teeth.
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Oh, hi, baby.
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And this must be the man
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you've been trying
to keep away from me.
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Welcome to the family.
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So, Nick, do you
like chicken or beef?
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Oh, before we talk about food and
how we're going to spend the holidays,
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why don't I take a picture
of the two of you kissing
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so I can send it to
your grandmother?
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Sure. Anything for grandma.
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Ma, this isn't Nick.
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What? You said he
was cute and white.
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What else was I to assume?
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He is cute, and he is white.
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He's the electrician.
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I'll still kiss her if she'll
listen to my demo.
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Hell, I'll kiss you, too.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh.
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[Giggling]
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Dee Dee.
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What's with all the food?
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My friend Aurora's
coming for a visit.
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Is she coming... Forever?
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No. She's just a big girl.
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But she's really sweet
and has a big heart.
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Actually, she kind of
has a big everything.
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Hopefully, this will all
tide her over till dinner.
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You know, I don't remember
you mentioning her.
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But then again, sometimes
when you're talking,
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I'm not really listening.
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Anyway, Aurora and I
were inseparable growing up.
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She was the only
other girl of color
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who went to my private school.
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Which I was fine with, because
it made me the hot black chick.
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Anyway, I haven't
seen her in a while,
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and I want to make sure
she feels really welcome,
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so come on, help me
move the couch back.
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We need wider lanes.
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[Knock on door]
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Can I help you?
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Hi. Dee Dee, it's me... Aurora.
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If that's your idea of a big
girl, I'm never eating again.
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Aurora!
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Where's the rest of you?
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Oh, where are my
manners? Come on in.
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But, damn, where's
the rest of you?
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Gone forever, thanks to
gastric bypass surgery.
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Lost 125 pounds in 4 months.
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Oh, well, you look amazing!
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I mean, you always
looked amazing.
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Uh, no, I didn't.
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I looked like shamu
in a muumuu, but...
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You are as sweet
as ever for saying so.
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Hi. I'm Dee Dee's sister, Mona.
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Hey.
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What's all the food for?
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Uh... it's Mona's.
She eats a lot.
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There.[gasp]
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Your birthday week
has officially started.
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This sad little area has gone from
gloomy ghetto to party fabulous.
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Thanks, George. Thanks, Matt.
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You really know how to
make my turning 30 special.
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Considering you've done it 3
times, we've had a lot of practice.
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[Elevator bill dings]
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Oh, look, it's our fixer-upper.
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How quickly they forget.
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And those eyebrows.
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What was 2 is now one.
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Back off. The
ladies are lovin' it.
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Ok, ew.
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Please. I just ate.
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And you never called me.
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Any messages?
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You've had calls from 14
different women this morning.
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This one's from Sheila.
Apparently you rocked her world.
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I also broke her headboard.Ooh.
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Again, the hetero-visual.
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I've got better things to do
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than to talk about your
Camille rebound-athon.
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Like plan my Las Vegas
birthday bash this weekend.
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You only turn 28 once.
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Do you even know
how old you are?
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Ignoring, li, li,
li! Li, li, li, li, li...
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Now, my posse's coming, and Mona
and Dee Dee, and I assume you are, too.
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Lord knows there's not a
throat left in the bay area
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for you to jam your tongue down.
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Good point. Viva Las Vegas!
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Count me in.
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[Telephone rings]
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Delicious records.
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Listen, girlfriend, like I told
the rest of Spencer's harem,
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the man is not worth
your time, so you...
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Oh. Hold, please.
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Spencer, your
mother's on line one.
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Rick, you are so sweet
to drive me to work
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and buy me coffee and
walk me to my office.
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It's just my way of getting
more time with you. And I love it.
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It's like having a personal
assistant I get to make out with.
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Wait till you see
the special plans
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I have for us this weekend.
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Well, if they include
doing my laundry
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and cleaning the
bathroom, I'm yours forever.
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Trust me. When I put
my lysol under your sink,
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you'll know it's serious.
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Nick looks so cute walking away.
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[Chuckles] He does
have tight biscuits.
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[Knock on door]
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Wow. Cool sweater. Great color.
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You can't borrow
it. It's ugly, anyway.
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Hey, Nick told me
his special plans
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to take care of me this weekend,
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and it's been a while
since I had a boyfriend,
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so I want to confirm
what that means.
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It means make sure
everything is waxed,
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and don't wear
your granny panties.
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Yay! I was hoping
that's what it meant.
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A whole weekend of
romance and pampering.
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Isn't it great
having a boyfriend?
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Not everyone in the
room has one, Mona.
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Oh. Right. Sorry.
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So, where's Aurora?
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She's changing in
the other room, but...
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I gotta tell you, I'm a
little worried about her.
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Today we went shopping,
and guys were staring at her
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in a way she's not
used to being stared at.
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Oh. Did she have one of
those paper toilet seat covers
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tucked in the back of her skirt?
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'Cause that has happened
to me a million times.
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I mean they were
staring at her body.
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And she's just not used to it.
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A salesman told her she
looked beautiful in a dress,
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so she bought
one in every color.
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She just gets sucked in by anyone
who compliments how good she looks.
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[Door opens]
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All right, where's
your fat friend?
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Mother!
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Sorry. That was insensitive.
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But I'm feeling huge today,
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and I need to see
someone bigger than me.
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Who am I kidding? Aurora was
bigger than me in the fifth grade.
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Not anymore.
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Aurora, what have
you done to yourself?
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Beverly Hills diet.
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Atkins? Scarsdale?
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Strictly bacon.
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Gastric bypass.
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Whoo!
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I haven't tried that one.
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But it agrees with
you, dear. Thank you.
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Turtledove, any chance
of your mom stopping by?
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I could use a pick-me-up,
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and I'm sure the
sight of Phyllis
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in a lycra-poly blend
would do the trick.
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Ooh, Mona.
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Who would you rather see
for my big 27th birthday bash...
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The real Celine at Caesar's or
the drag Celine at boylesque?
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And I don't want
to influence you,
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but the drag Celine
has a better ass.
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About that...
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I can't go.
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Nick made special
plans for this weekend.
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Mona, you can see
Nick any time you... wait.
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Special plans?
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[Chuckles]
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That means you're gonna
get your corn shucked.
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Ok, you're excused.
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I feel bad I'm gonna
miss your party.
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Please. My whole posse's
already canceled on me.
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They had a better offer.
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Prime seats at the final, final,
final Cher farewell concert.
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I've already been to the
final, and the final final.
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At this point, it's just sad.
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You really can't turn back time.
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Hey. Any messages for me?
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Here's today's desperate dames.
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I've categorized them
into degrees of crazy.
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Girl interrupted,
fatal attraction,
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and Mary poppins.
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I'm sorry, the woman pulls a
coat rack out of a carpetbag.
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She scares the crap out of me.
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Spencer, what's the name of the
last woman you hooked up with?
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Uh...
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Baby?
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No wonder the condom machine in
the bathroom has been out all week.
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Don't you think you
should give it a rest?
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This could bite you in the butt.
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One of them did.
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I think her name was baby, too.
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Listen, I appreciate
your concern, but...
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It's a man's way of healing.
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And I've got a lot
of healing to do.
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Dee Dee! Someone I
can always count on.
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How's my sweet,
beautiful friend?
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I can't go to Vegas, Adam.
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I never liked you.
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This is a very
exciting day for me.
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I get to see behind the
scenes at a record company,
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and my thighs haven't
rubbed together once.
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Ooh. Doughnuts.
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I'm gonna go smell 'em.
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Just so you know,
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the decaf is terrible,
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but the full-strength
is horrible.
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Good to know. I'll
stick with the tea.
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Classy.
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I'm Spencer.
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You must be new, 'cause
if we'd met, I'd remember.
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Oh, um, i'm... I'm Aurora
and I'm just visiting.
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Can I get some sugar?
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I don't usually kiss
in the first 5 minutes.
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So, I stopped by
Victoria's secret
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and picked up something
special for Saturday night.
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It's lace, it's peek-a-boo, and I'm
not sure how the hell to get it on,
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but I hope Nick can get it off.
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Mona, go over
there and stop that.
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Spencer's talking to Aurora.
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And I'm talking
about me having sex.
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That is way more interesting.
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I am serious. We gotta
keep him away from her.
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She is a fragile Fawn,
and he is a wolf in fubu.
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Aurora!
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Ok, we gotta go! Late for lunch.
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Come on, Mona.
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That's cool. I got
lunch plans of my own.
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Spencer, you got
4 calls on hold.
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What do you want me to do? Hmm.
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Give me a red bull and line one.
252
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,014
[Soft music playing]
253
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,851
Hey, baby.
254
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,372
Ohh!
255
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,065
I assume you're Nick?
256
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,463
I'm the supportive
but not intrusive mother
257
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,416
that Mona gets
her good looks from.
258
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,026
Don't mind me. I'm just gonna
put these things in the kitchen.
259
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,857
Nice meeting you, Mrs. Thorne.
260
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,595
Don't move. I'll get
rid of the old lady.
261
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,728
Ma...
262
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,390
You told me you would stop
dropping by once I got a man.
263
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,834
In case you haven't
noticed, I got a man.
264
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,782
I know you got a man, but I'm
gonna help you keep your man.
265
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,311
Now, you get to
kissin', I'll get to cookin'.
266
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,830
Ma, this is a romantic
evening for two,
267
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,051
and you are not one
of them, so off you go.
268
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,185
Bye, Nick.
269
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,505
Ooh, he is even
cuter than I imagined.
270
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,147
Go, Mona!
271
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,496
I'm buying you a
lock for that door.
272
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,416
Don't bother. They
always find a way in.
273
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,902
Ahh! So...
274
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,985
[Door opens]
275
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,032
Do you have any
idea where Aurora is?
276
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,208
I don't even know whoaurora is,
277
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,384
but I'm sure if you
give her 5 seconds,
278
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,990
she'll be coming
through that door.
279
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,044
I haven't seen Aurora for hours.
280
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,837
She should have been
back from shopping by now.
281
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,388
I'm worried about her.
282
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,928
Oh, my god. What if
she's with Spencer?
283
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,258
Spencer's got a million women.
284
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,921
Now, go home.
285
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,485
Look, I'm sure she's fine.
286
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,622
Trust me, he is not with Aurora.
287
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,398
Get out!
288
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,189
Ohh! Where are we?
289
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,331
I don't know.
290
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,654
The last thing I remember we
were doing bellybutton Tequila shots
291
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,237
at viva las drink-o.
292
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:05,733
Morning, lovers!
293
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,469
Where are we, man? In Las
Vegas for my 26th birthday.
294
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,816
Which is now even more special
295
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,777
since you kids got
married last night.
296
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,259
Congratulations!
297
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,053
What do you mean, we're married?
298
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,188
Yeah, man. Is this some
kind of twisted gay-speak?
299
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,773
'Cause I don't know
what you're talking about.
300
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,056
[Groans]Aww. You ok?
301
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,536
No. My head hurts.
302
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,627
My tongue feels
like it needs a shave.
303
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,547
Well, you did put away a lot of
champagne after the ceremony.
304
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,463
And before. And during.
305
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,509
Which is why you picked
out those crappy rings.
306
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,637
And best of all, I
caught the bouquet.
307
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,003
[Chuckling]
308
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,484
How about I make us some
chocolate-chip pancakes?
309
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:07,215
Ooh! I am the luckiest
girl in the world right now.
310
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,623
[Knock on door]
311
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,702
Ok, that didn't last long.
312
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,532
Don't you people have phones?
313
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,409
Yeah. I am busy
having my morning after.
314
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,062
I have earned my morning after.
315
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,756
You are interrupting
my morning after,
316
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,653
where Nick and I get to
enjoy each other's company
317
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,331
while eating
chocolate-chip pancakes.
318
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,912
If that's your idea
of a morning after,
319
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,415
you're lucky I'm interrupting.
320
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,463
What is going on with you?
321
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,458
It's like you have no life.
It's like you're me before him.
322
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,551
Aurora has been
missing all night.
323
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,971
I've been trying her on her cell
phone and she's not picking up.
324
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,382
[Telephone rings]
325
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:43,131
Ah, so you do have phones.
326
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,823
Hello.hello.
327
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,431
You're where?! You're where?!
328
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,091
Did what?! Did what?!
329
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,385
Both: Spencer and Aurora
got married last night!
330
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,442
Oh, that's great!
331
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,178
Oh, that's bad.
332
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,266
Mona, you gotta help me.
333
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,669
When my mother
finds out, she'll kill me!
334
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,752
Dee Dee, what am I gonna do?
335
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,152
Girl, I'm fiending
for a milkshake.
336
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,411
Don't worry. I'm on my way.
337
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,809
Get packing, missy. We're
going to Vegas to fix this mess.
338
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,814
But... i don't want
to go to Vegas,
339
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,286
or anywhere that
requires putting on pants.
340
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,160
Besides, there's
nothing we can do.
341
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,209
Hey! There is always something
a Thorne woman can do.
342
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,386
Now, are you a Thorne or not?
343
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,834
I've never walked out
on pancakes before.
344
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,182
Now I'm walking out
and pancakes and you.
345
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,613
I'm sure I'll regret it.
346
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,179
Hey, I understand.
347
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,226
My friends do stupid
things, too, sometimes.
348
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,442
Well, maybe not this stupid.
349
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,841
I understand.
350
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,014
[Shouting gibberish]
351
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,841
Now, let's get moving!
352
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,649
We've got a plane to catch
and a marriage to break up.
353
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,280
To the Thorne-mobile!
354
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,106
[Door closes]
355
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,197
She's so irritating
when she's on a mission.
356
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,856
Hey. Newlyweds
get free champagne.
357
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,034
Drinking got us into this mess.
358
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,341
Well.
359
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,907
Being nagged by
the wife already.
360
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,775
[Knock on door]
361
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,874
Ok, everybody. Help is here.
362
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,358
We'll get this all
straightened out.
363
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,178
Now, tell us what happened.
364
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,186
We were pretty bored
celebrating Adam's birthday,
365
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,008
then I think we ditched him,
366
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,576
and then I guess
we drank too much,
367
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,192
and... then this!
368
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:31,974
[Crying] Yeah, what she said.
369
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,801
Ok, so where's Adam now?
370
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,409
I don't know. The
last time I saw him,
371
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,939
he was raiding a maid
cart for a free loofah.
372
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,975
As your legal counsel,
373
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,090
I advise you to sever all
contact with your husband.
374
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,896
I need a moment
alone with my client,
375
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,667
and since the wife
gets the house, get out.
376
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,336
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
377
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,686
Andale. Andale, spencer.
378
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,295
Ah, dial it down.
379
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,606
I've already got
one ball and chain.
380
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,519
I thought while I was at school,
381
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,350
you were just going
shopping for new clothes.
382
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,958
I was.
383
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,879
Then Spencer called
me and we met for drinks.
384
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,624
He asked if I wanted
to party in Vegas,
385
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,774
and I figured since I had
the clothes for it, why not?
386
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,413
I didn't now I'd be wearing my
new Earl jeans to my wedding.
387
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,044
But they look so cute on you.
388
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,193
Girl, thank you.
389
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,848
No!
390
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,072
But how did you end
up getting married...
391
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,502
To him?
392
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,158
I know I should have called,
393
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,682
but a guy's never swept
me off my feet before.
394
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,376
Well, one guy tried,
395
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,423
but he ended up in
traction for a week.
396
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,471
So... when Spencer paid so
much attention to me, I liked it.
397
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,867
Aurora, you have no
idea how beautiful you are.
398
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,872
You're gonna have to shake
this negative self-image.
399
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,125
Lots of guys are gonna want
to fly you away for the weekend.
400
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,959
You can't marry
every one of them.
401
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,437
That's just straight j.Lo.
402
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,842
So what am I gonna
do about Aurora?
403
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,142
It is Aurora, right?
404
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,799
You're asking me?
405
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,643
Isn't that the woman you
promised to love, honor,
406
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,667
and at least remember her name?
407
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,796
I don't know what's goin' on.
408
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,979
I've been dealing
with some heavy stuff,
409
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,105
and it's not just because
of Camille leaving me.
410
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,718
It's a lot of things.
411
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,458
I'm just feeling really alone.
412
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,379
You have me.
413
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,774
Come on, Mona. You
got a man in your life.
414
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,527
I don't want to bother
you with my problems.
415
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,905
That's what I'm here for.
416
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,562
I know you're
always here for me,
417
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,166
helping me get over Camille,
418
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,256
helping me look for my dad.
419
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,565
You're a good friend, Mona.
420
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,532
Hey. I don't jump on a plane with no
change of underwear for just anybody.
421
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,141
Hey! You guys came after all!
422
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,707
This is great! And
you're just in time.
423
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,364
The $1.99 prime rib
buffet closes in 20 minutes.
424
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,669
My treat.[Coins rattling]
425
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,756
I hit it big!
426
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,165
I got 3 major healys on the I
dream of Jeannie slot machine.
427
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,547
I think we better
handle this divorce first.
428
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,243
Oh, you can get
divorced anytime.
429
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,641
Let's take a gondola
ride at the venetian.
430
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,574
No, no, no! We have to figure
this out no matter how long it takes.
431
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,336
Sure. Absolutely.
432
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,774
But first, let's all go to
the Luxor and ride the nile.
433
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,301
Adam, this is no time for fun.
434
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,654
We're talking
about marriage here.
435
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,564
Ok, fine.
436
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,219
Nobody's married. I made
the whole thing up. What?!
437
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,944
Oh, I just made you
think you were hitched
438
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,181
to get everybody here
for my 25th birthday.
439
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,615
Now, let's go eat all
the meat we can eat.
440
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,402
Hold it, miss thing!
441
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,446
I cannot believe you did that.
442
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,752
Thank god. We're not married.
443
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,758
I... i don't mean to hurt
your feelings, Spencer,
444
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,927
but thank god!
445
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,723
That is the saddest, most
desperate thing I've ever heard.
446
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,543
I know. It was so much fun.
447
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,811
They drank till dawn and
passed out in bed together.
448
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:36,294
If I hadn't taken advantage of
that, I'd be ashamed of myself.
449
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,416
Hey, I'm here, I'm
queer, I love to interfere.
450
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,029
You know, if kicking your ass
wasn't like fighting a girl, i'd...
451
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,081
Ok! I'm sorry.
452
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,996
I went too far. I just didn't
want to spend my birthday alone.
453
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,562
Is that so wrong?
454
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,829
All of you are like my family.
455
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,112
And if I can't share my birthday
with my family, who can I share it with?
456
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,182
Oh, Adam, we understand.
457
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,525
Even though your little prank
458
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,624
ripped me away from my man!
459
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,623
Guess who's here to
surprise the birthday boy!
460
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,785
Aah! aah!
461
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,031
Thank god. These losers
were sucking the life out of me.
462
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,367
Wait. What happened
to the Cher concert?
463
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,282
The lights went down,
the music started,
464
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,607
and our dark lady began singing
gypsies, tramps and thieves.
465
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,240
And we realized
something was missing.
466
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,718
And it wasn't just her ribs.
467
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,677
We had our gypsy and our thief,
468
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,416
but we didn't have our tramp.
469
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,897
Aww!
470
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,596
I can't believe I
flew coach for this.
471
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,376
Let's go to cirque du soleil.
472
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,780
Hot Canadian men in tights.
473
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,083
Aah! later, straighters.
474
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,740
This is gonna be my
best 23rd birthday ever.
475
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,999
You know, listening
to those guys
476
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,608
is like watching
steel magnolias.
477
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,569
I just don't get it.
478
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,355
Can you believe Adam
just tossed us aside
479
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,576
after all that talk
about us being family?
480
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,835
Well, the two of us
can have our own fun.
481
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,148
We can go see the dancing
waters at the bellagio...
482
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,755
Ooh! Or ride the roller
coaster at New York New York.
483
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,326
[Knock on door] Room service.
484
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,943
I'll get it.Ok.
485
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,774
Guess who scored a cheap ticket
486
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,314
and flew to Vegas
to be with his lady!
487
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,424
I guess that's pretty
obvious, isn't it?
488
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,250
Nick, I can't believe you came!
489
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,338
Dee Dee, I can't
believe you haven't left.
490
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,297
But, Mona, I thought
we were going to go
491
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,226
to the bellagio to see
the water! Beat it, kid.
492
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,424
Whoo-hoo! [Giggles]
493
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:54,024
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