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Oh. A third breast pump.
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Put this in the "to be exchanged
for something better" pile.
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So far, that's the only pile.
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And what on earth is this?
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It's a diaper genie. You
put used diapers in there.
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Ugh!
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I guess the nanny
will appreciate it then.
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Don't forget this one.
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Hmm?
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Oh, it's one of those kits
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were you make a
plaster mold of your belly.
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Oh. "Do it yourself."
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3 words I always try to avoid.
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Plus, it's hideous.
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Hey! I was gonna give
her that. It's from me.
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And it's my favorite. Oh!
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Hello, love.
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Camille, I told you not
call me that around here.
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Hey. I didn't know
you were stopping by.
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Mm! Well, I wanted
to bring a little surprise.
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A banana almond coconut scone
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from the sugar time bakery,
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which you're already eating.
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Oh, sorry.
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I know they're
Spencer's favorite,
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and the bakery only
has them on Thursdays.
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He gets really cranky
if he doesn't get any.
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He ain't the only one.
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Guess in the
future, I'll have to be
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a little bit faster to stay
one step ahead of Mona.
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Mwah! Ciao.
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I just love it when she uses
those British expressions.
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Oh, before I forget,
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can you help me pick out a
present for Camille tonight?
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It's for our 3-month
anniversary.
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Well, jewelry is too serious.
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Flowers aren't special enough...
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Which I was thinking
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some trashy lingerie.
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What? Gift's gotta
benefit a brother, too.
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Anyway, I told Camille I was
gonna work late, so will you help me?
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Sure. What's better than picking
out lingerie for another woman
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when I've got no
use for it myself?
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So did you hear the news?
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They hired a new
guy in the mail room.
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Didn't know that was newsworthy.
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Well, it is when the
guy's my new Nemesis.
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New Nemesis? How
long's he been here?
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3 hours.
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He spent the morning schmoozing
his way around the building
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and even accused
me of staring at his ass.
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Can you imagine that?
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Me stare at someone's ass?
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Hard to believe, really.
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Well, you'll know he's
lying when you see his.
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Hey, hey! Get your hot male!
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And I'm not talking
about these here letters.
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Jake, this just arrived.
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You can lose that
worried expression.
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The baby's not yours.
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Fred, here's your
mail-order prescription.
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But I know a guy who
can get that Viagra
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a lot cheaper for you in Mexico.
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Oh, my god! Do you
know who that is?
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Yeah. The mail
guy with the fat ass.
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No, that's chauncey,
Spencer's cousin.
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I swear that guy's a
disaster waiting to happen,
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and in my world, I do
not need him as an escort.
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You've met him
before? Tragically, yes.
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He was visiting Spencer
freshman year of college,
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and he decided he'd be the
dorm fry cook for the week.
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Chauncey: Dawg, I'm telling you.
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We can sell these fish dinners
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for $10 a plate.
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[Knock on door]
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Could be five-o.
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We're not supposed
to be cooking in here.
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Dump it, dump it!
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Whew! It's only you.
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Hey, Spence. What's going on?
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Mona. I want you to
meet my cousin chauncey.
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But you can call me Zeus.
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Nice to meet you, Zeus.
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Feel that heat?
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Yeah, and I see the flames, too.
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Your jacket's on fire!
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Oh, no! What the...
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Hey! This is my jacket!
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Fire boy nearly
burnt down the dorm.
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Mona! Oh! How's my baby girl?
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Unh! [Coughs]
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Well, I'm sure you
two want to be alone,
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and even if you don't,
that's the way it's gonna be.
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Chauncey!
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What brings you here?
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Well, a little bit of bad luck.
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Why am I not surprised?
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See, back in Chicago,
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I was working at this
convenience store,
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but it destroyed in a freak
icee machine accident.
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So at the suggestion
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and encouragement of
stop-n-sip management,
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I sought employment elsewhere.
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And when I couldn't find any,
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Spencer hooked
me up with this job.
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Now, that's love.
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Yeah, that's one word for it.
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And I have other good news, too.
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I broke up with
my gal Stephanie,
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which means I'm
a free man, Mona.
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So whenever you
ready for all this,
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I'm good to go.
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Chauncey! Ha!
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What's up? What's up?
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How are you liking
your first day...
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Is that my shirt?
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And my shoes?!
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Yeah, these are nice platforms.
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Are you sure they a
12? They feel like a 10.
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Man, why are you
wearing my gear?
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You told me to
make myself at home.
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Speaking of which,
you're out of velveeta,
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toilet paper, and Coca puffs.
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You ate all the cocoa puffs?
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What else was I supposed to eat
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after we ran out of velveeta?
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Look, I'm going downstairs.
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The law officers of del Shaw
put out hot krispy kremes
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every day at 11:00.
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There! All done.
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You know, doing this
together really makes me feel
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like I'm part of the pregnancy.
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Hasn't it been fun?
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Oh, yes. It's like a spa
therapy for the poor.
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Oh, no, no, no! Lie still.
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You can't move or touch
your belly yet. It'll ruin the mold.
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And we certainly
don't want that.
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Now that our family is growing,
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it's important to
keep a history.
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Just think how cool it'll be
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to have your burgeoning
stomach immortalized forever.
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Now, stay put. I'm
gonna go get a towel.
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Mom! What are you doing?
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Oh, gee! I'm sorry.
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It's just that I
had an itch and i...
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Ooh! I just had to get to it.
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Oh, honey, and now I
totally ruined our project.
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And we worked so...
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Wait a second. What
you did was actually better.
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It is?
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Yeah! By touching the mold,
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it shows the relative scale
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of hands to
stomach for posterity.
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Hey! If we have
any plaster left,
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we can do your ankles.
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Perfect.
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What do you think?
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Just so you know, we're
having a 2 for 1 sale on bustiers.
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Uh, I don't know what
that is, so I'll pass.
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But I am looking
for something classy.
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Maybe crotchless.
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It's for the woman I love.
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I've got some really
special things in the back
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you might be interested in.
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Things that snap.
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What are you, about a 4?
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Oh, no, no! It's not for
me. We're not together.
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Right.
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Can you believe that woman?
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Yeah. She was little pushy.
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No! I mean she
thought I was a size 4.
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Yay for me!
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Spencer?
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Camille! What are
you doing here?
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Well, I was gonna
take you for dinner,
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but I dropped by work
and you weren't there,
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and chauncey said
I'd find you here,
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and here you
are, the two of you,
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buying Randy panties.
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Interesting. Especially since
you told me you were working late.
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Uh, yeah.
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We were shopping for my moms.
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This would be
perfect for you two.
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It's provocative, sophisticated,
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and thanks to the
magic of velcro,
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voila!
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Some people just buy
their mom chocolates.
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Camille, wait, wait, wait!
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Spencer just wanted to
surprise you with a gift.
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And he must really like you
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because the only presents he ever
gives anyone come from my apartment
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or the sample
section at rite aid.
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So he was getting
something for me? Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry I
reacted so strongly,
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but lying is my pet peeve.
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My ex was working late the
night I caught him cheating.
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Well, you don't have to worry
about Spencer lying or cheating.
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He can't even believe
he's dating you.
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Big Dee Dee: Hello, hello!
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Oh! Oh, sweet lord!
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I look like aretha
Franklin on a stick.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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I painted on a high gloss
that really makes it shine.
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It's not quite dry
yet, so be careful.
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You know what, dear?
Here, let me take it.
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I bet it will dry
faster outside.
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Oh, my!
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What happened?
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I tripped!
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And the big belly
fell over the edge.
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Oh! Damn my pregnant clumsiness.
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Oh, it's not your fault.
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I made it too slippery.
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It said 2 coats and I put on 4.
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Damn my love
of all things shiny!
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Hey, I know What'll
make you feel better.
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Morgan Freeman in silk pajamas
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feeding me a side
of chili cheese fries.
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No! I meant we can just
go out and buy a new kit.
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Oh, honey, we couldn't
possibly replace it.
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I mean, we'll just have to
live with it in our memories.
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[Knock on door]Come in.
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You know...
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The darndest thing
nearly fell on my head
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when I was coming
in the building.
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The belly mold!
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It could be anyone's.
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I don't think so.
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I'd recognize that bloated
stomach anywhere.
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No, no, look here, baby girl.
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You can charge
that to this phone.
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My card is what
you call defunct.
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Ha, ha... no! No, no, no, wait!
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Before you hang up,
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what you got on? Hello?
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Chauncey... i got this.
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On your feet, rookie.
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Don't think because I'm
small I won't take you on.
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[Hisses]
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Sorry, dawg. This is
your desk? Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that's right. You're the one
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who gets all those
men's muscle magazines,
255
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,824
which you're obviously
not getting for the articles.
256
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,167
Duh!
257
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,091
Yo, Mona...
258
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,554
I wanted to thank you for
helping us straighten things out.
259
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,680
And I want to thank you for
helping my man out with the lingerie.
260
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,973
We're gonna have a
fantastic time making up.
261
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,970
[Laughs]
262
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,232
Damn, Spence, you
got your current ex
263
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,835
showing your
ex-ex her delicates?
264
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,447
You bring no shame
to the family name.
265
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,535
I'm showing your what my what?
266
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,998
What are you talking about, man?
267
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,984
Spencer and I never had sex.
268
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,986
Yes, y'all did. I was there.
269
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,862
And to think I almost
called in sick today.
270
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,480
Y'all know y'all
guys slept together.
271
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,649
I saw it.
272
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,834
You did? You did?
273
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,390
For sure.
274
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,997
Your first year in college.
275
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,438
So, first there was
nothing between you two,
276
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,705
then there was, then
there wasn't, now there is.
277
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,269
I feel like I'm dating with
your bush administration.
278
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,146
Look, there really isn't
anything to the story.
279
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,930
There is if it's about you
churning Mona's butter.
280
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:58,495
And, yeah, buddy, it sure
got churned that night.
281
00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,814
Heh, heh, heh.
282
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,630
I was visiting
Spencer at school.
283
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,028
We were hanging out...
284
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,120
Damn, that party was bangin'!
285
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,209
You didn't know I could
jam like that, did you?
286
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,079
Hey, if I'd have known they
got down like this in college,
287
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,512
I might have gotten my g.E.D.
288
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,258
[Laughter]
289
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,350
You wouldn't believe
the pick-up lines
290
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,699
guys tried to use on me tonight.
291
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,649
Like what?
292
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,178
Show me some to, you know,
293
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,011
make sure I'm not using any.
294
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,136
Ok, one guy went like this:
295
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,232
"You know, they call me coffee
296
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,361
'cause I grind so fine!"
297
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,188
And another guy tried,
298
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,845
"is that a space
skirt you're wearing?
299
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,238
'Cause your ass
is out of this world!"
300
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,457
I mean, who
would fall for those?
301
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,034
Mona, I don't know if it's
the perfume you're wearing
302
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,862
or the case of beer we split,
303
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,470
but you are lookin'
really hot right now.
304
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,303
That's the best line
I've heard all night.
305
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,533
Look, I'll take off my socks,
306
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,090
but the shirt stays on.
307
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,317
That's all right, 'cause
he's got man breasts.
308
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,665
I'll take my shirt off.
309
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,059
I ain't ashamed. Heh,
heh, heh, heh, heh.
310
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,796
Man, you oughta be. Now get out!
311
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,809
Bye.
312
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,338
I think we all know
what happened
313
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,989
after my departure.
314
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,637
We do...
315
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,519
Although, more graphic
details never hurt.
316
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,735
So you lied to me.
317
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,131
Well, I hope you enjoyed
seeing the lingerie you bought
318
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,834
because you may
never see it again.
319
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,832
Does that apply to
everybody in the room?
320
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,443
Camille, don't do me like this.
321
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,967
See, what happened was...
322
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,854
This isn't really
helping, is it?
323
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,759
No, but it is making
my day have meaning.
324
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,405
Like I said,
325
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:13,028
y'all got your
freaky-eeky-deeky on.
326
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,857
So, you did lie to me, and
you did have sex with Mona.
327
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,731
No... that doesn't soundright.
328
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,823
Because it's not.
329
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,693
I remember everything.
330
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,035
I always sober up when I'm naked
331
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,815
'cause I have to think about what
I have to suck in so I look good.
332
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:31,957
Spencer: Is that it?
333
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,831
Mona: No. Lower.
334
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,569
You've never done
this before, have you?
335
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,096
No.
336
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,973
Have you? Not like this.
337
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,019
We're such good friends.
338
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,019
Should we really be doing this?
339
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,241
Well... I'm not sure,
340
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:54,281
but I do feel closer to
you than anybody else.
341
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,418
And I just learned
in English lit
342
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,201
that Shakespeare said,
343
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,985
"they do not love that
do not show their love."
344
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,901
So, maybe he's right.
Maybe this is right.
345
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,637
So let's go for it.
346
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,817
Take me, big daddy!
347
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,870
[Snoring]
348
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:17,310
That's all you did? I got more
action on the train coming to work.
349
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,614
See? I didn't lie to you.
350
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,918
There's never been anything
between me and Mona.
351
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,575
It could have been
anyone in that bed.
352
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,705
That night meant nothing.
353
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,930
Yeah, super-nothing.
354
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,060
Come to think of it, when I
had my ear up against the door,
355
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,763
all I heard was
talkin', then snorin'.
356
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,932
I just thought y'all were fast.
357
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,591
So all you did was get drunk,
358
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,985
take your socks
off, and pass out?
359
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,199
Then who cares?
360
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,638
So you're not mad?
361
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,344
Oh, no. How could I be?
362
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,641
I was drunk and sockless
every weekend in college.
363
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,248
Y-You were?
364
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,078
'Cause that was
pretty much it for me.
365
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,304
Then let's get you caught up.
366
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,129
See ya, Mona.
Clockin' out early.
367
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,529
Ok, mom, I know what you're
thinking about the belly mold.
368
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,838
You can tell me. Be honest.
369
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,844
Oh, thank god. I hate it.
370
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,016
I hate it more
than fake leather.
371
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,873
I even hate it more than the sound
of Phyllis clomping up the stairs.
372
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,590
It's just that it's a constant
reminder of my girth
373
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,464
and a blow to my pride,
374
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,785
and if I have to look
at it one more second,
375
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,420
my wig will blow off.
376
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,732
I just wanted you to have a
keepsake from the pregnancy.
377
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,414
Wouldn't you have liked to have something
from when you were pregnant with me?
378
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,469
I've got you.
379
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,948
Why would I need anything else
380
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,648
when I could never
have anything better?
381
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,866
Oh, well, if you put it
that way, I understand.
382
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,487
So, if you don't mind, I'm
gonna have this destroyed.
383
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,100
You're not gonna
run over it, are you?
384
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,412
Remember the trouble you got into when
you tried that with the neighbor's cat?
385
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,889
No. This plan is foolproof.
386
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,670
I'm gonna give it to
my new maid, Nadia,
387
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,724
and tell her to be
extra-careful with it.
388
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,850
It'll be cracked, shipped, and
hidden away by the end of the day.
389
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,437
I will never be able
to forgive chauncey
390
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,814
for bringing up that night.
391
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,617
Will you never be able
to forgive chauncey,
392
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,691
or will you never be
able to forgive Spencer?
393
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,470
What is that supposed to mean?
394
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,645
It means that what happened
tonight struck a nerve.
395
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,131
The Spencer nerve.
396
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,911
The one that's
connected to your heart.
397
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,515
Could you just stop
pushing the Spencer thing?
398
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,566
I can, but I won't.
399
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,826
I never back down
when I'm right.
400
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,656
If you don't know this by now,
you haven't been paying attention.
401
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,265
So... what is it that
you're really feeling?
402
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,967
Hurt. Embarrassed.
403
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,096
I guess when Spencer said
404
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,718
the moment we shared
meant nothing to him...
405
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,149
I realized it had meant
something to me.
406
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,887
It better have, since
you were naked.
407
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,375
And then I started
wondering why I even cared.
408
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,811
And it occurred to
me I've always cared...
409
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,508
I just couldn't admit it.
410
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,909
That's what us
therapists call denial.
411
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,561
Crack it open, baby.
412
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,039
I mean, maybe I should
have explored those feelings.
413
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,256
Where have I heard that before?
414
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,306
Maybe I've hated
all his girlfriends
415
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,751
because deep down I
thought he should be with me.
416
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,359
It's like I'm
listening to myself.
417
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,494
And maybe those sex
dreams I had about him
418
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,284
were really trying
to tell me something.
419
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,099
Damn, I forgot all about those!
420
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,202
Maybe there could have
been something between us.
421
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:35,160
But I was never honest
with myself or Spencer,
422
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,121
and now...
423
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,599
It doesn't matter,
424
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,080
'cause he's in love
with somebody else.
425
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,951
Oh, baby.
426
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:48,078
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
427
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,910
I've kicked myself
in the ass yet again.
428
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,917
Worn down the heels on
a lot of shoes doin' that.
429
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,305
I know the feeling.
430
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,395
And no matter what happens
between you and Spencer,
431
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,965
I'll be here... Every
step of the way...
432
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,023
Waitin' for my grandbabies.
433
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,939
This gettin' things
out in the open
434
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,993
has brought me and
Camille even closer together.
435
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,159
I mean, isn't it great being
totally truthful with another person?
436
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,636
Yeah, it's great.
437
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,335
I'm glad everything
worked out for you.
438
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,432
It really has.
439
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:32,002
Man, we sure were
stupid back in college, huh?
440
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,781
Some of us still are.
441
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,526
[Movie playing on TV]
442
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,402
I don't care how
many times I see it,
443
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,843
throw mama from the
train never gets old.
444
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,800
Pass the chips.
445
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,412
You know, this makes
the coolest bowl.
446
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,827
It's got a place for the chips,
447
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,240
the salsa, and the guac.
448
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,196
And it's unbreakable.
449
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,597
Even my mom's new
ex-maid couldn't destroy it.
450
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,989
You know, I think your
mom's guacamole holder
451
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,206
is slightly smaller
than her salsa holder.
452
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,996
Runs in the family.
453
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,054
Not my half.
454
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,785
Oh, boy!
455
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,641
Whoo-hoo! [Giggles]
456
00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:54,241
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