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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Mona.
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Here's your cd back.
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And Don't forget,
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daddy's expecting
you at his cocktail party
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for senator Scranton on Friday.
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Oh, I hate those things.
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You always have
to pretend you voted.
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Well, daddy's
already told the senator
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that his 2 lovely daughters
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will be there. So...
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Figure out what
you're going to wear,
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so I have sufficient time
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to change your mind.
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Wait.
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It's clean in here.
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And not just "Mona clean,"
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it's "Dee Dee clean."
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I just thought it was time
to take more responsibility
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for my personal space.
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And if I Don't, who will?
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Phyllis: Mona, where do
you keep the sani-flush?
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And what is in this box
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that I accidentally found
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underneath that loose floorboard
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that's under that
really heavy dresser
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that's next to your bed?
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Um, nothing, ma.
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It's just old tax returns.
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Guess I shouldn't
have left them out
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in the open like that, huh?
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[Vibrating]
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[Vibrating]
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Mona... baby...
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I think it's time you found a
man to help you do your taxes.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪ooh.
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Ok. Gut reaction.
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Which one of these
do you like better?
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Really? You want my opinion?
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Well, I guess i'd have
to go with... The purple.
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Great. I'm going with the red.
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I also dropped by
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to nag you about
daddy's party again.
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Oh, well, I would come,
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but I hate to go without a date,
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and my boyfriend can't make it.
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When did you get a boyfriend?
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I Don't have one!
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I'm never gonna have
one. Now leave me alone.
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You know, Mona,
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i've been thinking about
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how tense you are lately,
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and I wonder if it's because
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of your "tax problem."
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How I file my "taxes"
is my own business.
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I'm just saying,
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if you focus less
on your "taxes"
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and more on meeting someone,
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you could be a lot happier.
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Now do us all a favor and
get out of this apartment.
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I was just about to
tell you the same thing.
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Bye. Bye.
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[Knock on door]
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How can such a little person
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be such a big pain in my be...
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Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you were someone else.
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I am to anyone
who hasn't met me.
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Are you Mona, or are
you someone else?
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Well, it depends.
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Are you selling magazines,
cookies, or Jesus?
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'cause i'm full
up on 2 of the 3.
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I'm answering
your ad in the paper.
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We spoke on the phone.
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Oh, right. You're
here for the iPod.
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Oh.
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I'm surprised you're
selling yours so cheap.
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Oh, I got the upgrade.
More memory.
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But I promise you,
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this one's in perfect
working condition.
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I trust you. You
got an honest face.
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[Laughs shyly]
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Oh... ahem...
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Pleasure doing
business with you.
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Yeah. I'll, uh, see you around?
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See ya.
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Whoo.
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[Knock on door]
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Should I be asking you out?
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Oh, yes, definitely.
You should be.
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Wow. I haven't been
here in a long time.
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Good call, Jamal.
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Hey, you just rhymed.
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I'm a poet, and I
Don't even know it.
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You did it again.
You're really talented.
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So, what do you do?
Where are you from?
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And what did they
put in the water
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that made you so... You?
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I'm a model,
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print work mostly.
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And I think just fluoride.
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I'm, um, surprised
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I haven't seen
your face before.
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But you've definitely
seen my butt.
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Yeah, sorry you
caught me staring.
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I mean, i'm an underwear model.
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Can you believe someone
pays me to take off my pants?
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Yes, I can.
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Um, so, what do you do for fun?
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What would be
your perfect day off?
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Oh, that's a tough one.
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I guess i'd have
to say Thursday.
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[Laughs]
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Mona.
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I didn't know you'd be here.
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What's up? Spencer Williams.
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Jamal.
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Just Jamal.
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Like Cher, except Jamal.
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Jamal bought the
iPod I was selling.
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Oh. Yep.
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I went there for an iPod,
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but I left with a
beautiful woman.
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And an iPod and...
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A ticket for double-parking,
which makes no sense,
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because I only have one car.
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Well, thanks for
stopping by, Spencer.
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See ya.
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Oh, i'm not going anywhere.
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This is good. So, Jamal...
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Just Jamal...
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Uh, what's your story?
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All my children's my favorite.
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Wow.
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Well, I guess that
tells me everything
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I need to know.
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[Laughs]
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Yes, it does.
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Go away.
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Nice to meet you, man.
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And Mona,
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i'm about to leave you a long
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message on your machine.
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Bye. all right.
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I know we haven't
even had dinner yet,
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but when can we
get together again?
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Um... i'll let you know.
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Ma'am?
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Jamal, you Don't...
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You Don't have
to buy me a Rose.
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I'm not.
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I'll take all those, please.
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So, what are you
doing tomorrow night?
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[Giggles]
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And I think the best thing
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about breakfast
in bed this morning
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was the dessert.
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[Giggles]
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No, Jamal, I know
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we didn't really have dessert.
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That was innuendo.
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No, you're
thinking of Nintendo.
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Look, i'll just see
you tonight, ok?
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And, uh...
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Wear the fishnet
shirt, would ya?
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Ok. Bye.
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So, how are things
with Einstein?
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Ok, so my man's a little
intellectually challenged.
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But am I supposed to dump
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the most attentive
guy i've dated in years
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just 'cause he thinks
spider-manis based
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on a true story?
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Mona, i've been there. Whoo!
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And it's hard to find someone
who has the total package.
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Looks, brains, big ones.
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Look, everybody's been on me
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to have a relationship.
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Well, this is it.
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Hey, as along as he
never meets anybody
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you want to look
in the eye again,
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you'll be cool.
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Please! I'm not hiding him.
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The man is beautiful.
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The brother thought
condoleezza rice
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was a side dish.
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I'll just hide him.
We'll be cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mom, you really
should stop shopping.
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Why Don't you just tell
me to stop breathing?
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Well...
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I do like this.
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And you will look
stunning in that
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at the reception for
senator Scranton.
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Now remember, this is important
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because this could be
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a start of your
father's political career.
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Daddy doesn't want
a political career.
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But I do.
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And I have a dress
that would look perfect
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at an inauguration.
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[Gasps] Oh!
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Hello, poppy seed.
Sorry I have to dash,
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but i'm off to
the wig district.
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Their new spring
collection is in.
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And if I Don't get there early,
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some drag queen
will snatch it up.
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Dee...
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Can I borrow some
color-stay lip gloss?
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Of course you can... wait.
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What's his name?
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I Don't know what
you're talking about.
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The new man.
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They one that you
need glossy lips for.
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Hey, i'm just trying to
raise my self-esteem,
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and Oprah says it
starts with lips that shine,
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so hand it over.
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Not until you tell me who he is,
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'cause I know there's a man.
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Fine. Let my dull lips
be on your conscious.
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And there's no man.
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There's a man.
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How about that? I win again.
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Wow. You are
really good at this.
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I've never played
strip-tac-toe before.
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Isn't it fun? Let's go again.
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[Knock on door]
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Oh, Jamal, let's
play something else.
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How about hide and wait?
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You go hide in my room...
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And wait.
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Ok.
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Just Don't keep
me waiting too long.
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Ok.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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I was feeling guilty
about not giving you
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the gloss, so i...
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Since when did you start wearing
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a size 12 timberland boot?
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Uh, that's not a boot,
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it's a planter.
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I just got it.
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It's called chia boot.
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Thanks for the gloss.
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Mona!
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It's getting cold back there!
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Hellooo.
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I am impressed.
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Hello. I am Jamal.
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[Laughs] And funny, too.
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Mona, where have
you been hiding him?
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In the bedroom, mostly.
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Jamal, this is my nosy
little sister Dee Dee.
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She was just leaving.
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I knew there was a man.
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I just didn't know what a man.
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Now you have no excuse
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not to come to daddy's party
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00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,054
tomorrow night.
272
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,227
You're inviting us
to a party? Oh, cool.
273
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,583
Me and Mona Don't get out much.
274
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,414
Well, i'll see you
tomorrow night.
275
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,452
7:00. Black tie.
276
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,447
Why have you been keeping
277
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:30,328
him under wraps?
278
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:35,332
Oh! You can go diagonally, too!
279
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,637
That's why.
280
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,164
You really Don't
have to do this.
281
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,470
Oh, I think I do.
282
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,725
Girl, you got liquid
broccoli in here.
283
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,300
Ma, I need to talk
to you about this
284
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,126
guy i'm seeing.
285
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,434
You're seeing somebody?
286
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,170
He's charming. He's sweet.
287
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,441
He's attentive.
288
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,263
But there's one problem.
289
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,221
Short? Gay? Incarcerated?
290
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,180
'cause we can work
with everything but short.
291
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,400
It's just that he's
not exactly perfect.
292
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,419
Oh, honey, there's always
going to be something wrong.
293
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,928
The important thing is
to focus on what's right.
294
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,176
And it sounds like there's
a lot right about this guy.
295
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,385
Well, it's not
like I Don't enjoy
296
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,630
being with him.
297
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,716
You just enjoy being
miserable more.
298
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,285
Why are you such a
relationship assassin?
299
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,773
Mona Thorne, I
have 3 words for you:
300
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,163
Lonely, barren, lonely.
301
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,117
Ma, are you
telling me to settle?
302
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,946
No. I'm just saying stop
being so damn picky.
303
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:30,645
If I had been that picky, you
never would have been born.
304
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,693
Maybe you're right.
305
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,499
Of course i'm right.
Give the boy a chance.
306
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:38,133
Hell, you gave this
cottage cheese 6 months.
307
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,332
Senator, I just want to say
what an honor it is to have
308
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,234
you here in my home.
309
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,312
Oh, thank you.
310
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,790
Especially so I can gloat
311
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,640
about how badly I beat
you in golf last week.
312
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,018
[Laughs] So you
cheat and brag, huh?
313
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,582
What? Are you
trying to take my job?
314
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,319
[Laughs] Very good.[Laughs]
315
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,241
This is a lovely evening
you put together.
316
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,326
Thank you.
317
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,630
And may it be the first
318
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,070
of many lovely
evenings we share,
319
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,326
including the governor's
ball next month.
320
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,459
Garcon, Mrs. Scranton needs
321
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,420
more liquor. Quickly!
322
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,950
Would you like red or white?
323
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,383
Just pour.
324
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,650
Now, I know you're
nervous, but trust me.
325
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,035
If you say less than 5
words the whole evening,
326
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,908
no one's going
to question that.
327
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,180
Cool.
328
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,703
Wow.
329
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,186
I haven't seen
this many black ties
330
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,222
since I auditioned
for chippendales.
331
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,231
Hey, you wanna see my routine?
332
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,492
Yes... later.
333
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,855
All right. I'll just
need a hard hat
334
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,061
and a thermos.
335
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,894
You know, I think
the absolute best way
336
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,102
to get through this evening
337
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,671
is to keep moving
and say nothing.
338
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,278
That's how I got
through high school.
339
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,369
Hey, Mona. Jamal.
340
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,717
You two look nice together.
341
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,107
It's good to see you, Dee Dee.
342
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,380
You look almost as
beautiful as Mona.
343
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,773
Remember that thing I
said about not speaking?
344
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,687
Well, feel free to say
more things like that.
345
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,784
Come on. Let's get a drink.
346
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,004
Girls.
347
00:12:59,082 --> 00:12:59,872
Senator Scranton,
I would like you
348
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,173
to meet my daughters.
349
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,128
This is Mona and Dee Dee.
350
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,347
This is senator Scranton
351
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,085
and his lovely wife mimsy.
352
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,046
And this must be
Dee Dee's date.
353
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,305
Actually,
354
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,307
Jamal is with Mona.
355
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,990
Well, I Don't think
i've met one of Mona's
356
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,750
boyfriends since...
357
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,748
Actually, you're the first.
358
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:19,711
Hopefully, we'll get a chance
359
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,839
to sit down and talk.
360
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,280
Oh, that ain't happening.
361
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:25,846
I mean, dad, tonight
is for senator Scranton.
362
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,235
So, senator, what do you do?
363
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,590
Jamal...
364
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,679
That is a really good question.
365
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,339
I get asked that a lot.
366
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,343
You do? Yeah.
367
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,335
But what's more important:
368
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,948
What do you young people
think I should be doing?
369
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,610
Now, tell me...
370
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,394
Senator, did I tell you
that I voted for you?
371
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,919
Thank you. Now, Jamal...
372
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,313
Both times!
373
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,955
I have a sticker and
a pin and everything.
374
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,200
Mona, the senator is looking for
375
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,485
an answer from Jamal.
376
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,664
I know.
377
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,100
Your generation
378
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,667
seems to have really
connected with al Gore.
379
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,105
What do you think
about him not running?
380
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,023
Well, I think that
running is tiring.
381
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,279
After a while,
382
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,151
I could understand
why anybody would
383
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,111
want to stop.
384
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,510
Intelligent andperceptive.
385
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,604
Now, j-j-Jamal, Jamal...
386
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,293
Amazing.
387
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:24,431
Mona, your man is
making quite an impression.
388
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,165
That's because
nobody is really listening.
389
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,297
What are you talking about?
390
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:33,260
I am not exactly
proud to admit this,
391
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,140
but i'm doing a dumb boy.
392
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,143
Huh?
393
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,274
Jamal.
394
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,695
I mean, he's sweet,
395
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:44,231
but the man is
simple. Like paste.
396
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,928
Really? He seems smart to me.
397
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,146
Look, just pay attention
to what he's saying.
398
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,236
Need I remind you
of Martin Luther King?
399
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,065
Isn't that a 3-day weekend?
400
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,854
Exactly. That's what
he's been reduced to,
401
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,329
a holiday.
402
00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,779
I see what you're
saying, senator.
403
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,901
He's become a moniker.
404
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,207
Once again,
405
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,492
Jamal, you have
cut right to the heart
406
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,041
of what is wrong
with this country.
407
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,822
It's unreal. They're
taking these moronic
408
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,037
things he's saying
409
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:09,995
and convincing themselves
410
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,523
they're profound.
411
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,796
But we need to
focus on what's right
412
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:13,874
with america.
413
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,346
I mean, we do have choices.
414
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,216
Yeah, like sometimes
you want to wear boxers,
415
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,268
other times you
want to wear briefs,
416
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:24,234
and sometimes you just
want to go commando.
417
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,604
Aw, jeez, that's it.
I should have never
418
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,840
let him out of the bedroom.
419
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,096
Right again, Jamal.
420
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,889
Freedom is what
makes this country great.
421
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,804
What a clever way to illustrate
422
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,849
your point. Bravo.
423
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,676
Oh, my god, he is an idiot,
424
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,683
and the village loves him.
425
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,026
Exactly. And that's
why I will always love you
426
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,817
should be the national anthem.
427
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:47,952
It's either that or...
428
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,304
Shh!
429
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,083
Enough about america.
430
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,867
I finally have
you all to myself.
431
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,515
Mona, I can't do this anymore.
432
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,091
You're right! Who
needs foreplay?
433
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,748
Come on.
434
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,112
I'm trying to tell you
that there's something
435
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,398
not right in our relationship.
436
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,317
We are intellectually
mismatched.
437
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,193
But no relationship is perfect,
438
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,324
and i'm willing to overlook it.
439
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,837
Well, i'm not.
440
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:18,110
I'm sorry, Mona,
but it's over.
441
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,674
What?
442
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,281
I need to be with
someone who can
443
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,331
stimulate my mind.
444
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,938
Oh, now you use big words?
445
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,339
I'm sorry. Stimulate means...
446
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,862
I know what it means!
447
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,166
It's just that you and I have
448
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,252
never had the kind
449
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,296
of conversations
450
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,691
that I was having tonight.
451
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,127
Even you weren't having
452
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,693
the conversations you
were having tonight.
453
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,061
I know this is
confusing for you,
454
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,387
so i'm gonna keep it simple.
455
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:45,089
What choice do you have?
456
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,608
I like you.
457
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,241
But tonight I realized
that I need to be
458
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:53,268
with somebody... More smarter.
459
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,716
The important thing is
you opened yourself up
460
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,283
to a relationship.
461
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,760
And there were some good times.
462
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,679
I know. I heard them.
463
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,554
You might want to have
your headboard tightened.
464
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,807
What's the point?
465
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,419
I'm never going
to find anybody.
466
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,909
And i'm sick of
everyone telling me
467
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,729
to be open to the possibilities.
468
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:20,127
From this point on,
this girl is closed.
469
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,433
Oh, my god, what
is Tyrese doing here?
470
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,670
Remember I said I was gonna book
471
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,125
some acts here as a side hustle?
472
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,309
Well, daddy's been hustlin'.
473
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,006
Yo, t, thanks for
doing this, man.
474
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,184
Spencer. Ha ha ha!
475
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,360
What's up, man?
476
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,265
Ooh, you killin' me, dog.
477
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,021
I said I wanted
an intimate crowd.
478
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,222
I wanted to do my own little
479
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,147
intimate thing, dog.
480
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,586
This about the size
of my living room, man.
481
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:50,074
But all these
women here for you.
482
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,416
All this.
483
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,695
Well, since you
want to put it like that,
484
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,903
dog, you know,
485
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,285
give me the mic.
486
00:17:55,378 --> 00:18:00,168
There you go.
487
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:05,393
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
488
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:10,175
♪ it seems like just the
other day that we hooked up ♪
489
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:14,353
♪ I was driving, you was
walking, and I swooped you up ♪
490
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:18,531
♪ from that moment on, I
knew you were the one, yeah ♪
491
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:22,489
♪ I was single, you was
lonely, and we fell in love ♪
492
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:27,279
♪ we would sit and talk for
hours about anything, baby ♪
493
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:31,067
♪ baby, you hang up, no
you hang up, on 3 hang up ♪
494
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,163
♪ I bought your
whip, I paid your rent ♪
495
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,162
♪ I gave you everything ♪
496
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,074
♪ said you'd always... ♪
497
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,209
♪ Oh, i'm talkin'
about you, baby ♪
498
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:43,252
♪ how you gonna up
and leave me now? ♪
499
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:47,339
♪ How you gonna act like that? ♪
500
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,520
♪ How you gonna change it up ♪
501
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,606
♪ when we just
finished making up ♪
502
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:56,695
♪ how you gonna act like that? ♪
503
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:01,357
♪ Girl, I never thought
that loving you would hurt ♪
504
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,064
♪ I did everything a good
man would to make it work ♪
505
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,374
♪ girl, you should have told
me you had second thoughts ♪
506
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:13,462
♪ like before I put the down
on the house we bought ♪
507
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,683
♪ now i'm thinking you
and me was a mistake ♪
508
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,585
♪ but then it hits me ♪
509
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,070
♪ and I miss you and
all the love you gave ♪
510
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,511
♪ girl, I know that we've
been going through ♪
511
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,818
♪ some things, baby ♪
512
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:31,044
♪ but the sun is always
shining, my baby ♪
513
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:35,516
♪ ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
514
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:40,699
♪ and i'll be the one
to ease your pain ♪
515
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:44,098
♪ ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
516
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,713
♪ even if I got to kiss
your hand in the middle ♪
517
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,194
♪ of my verse ♪
518
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:51,544
♪ said I love you, baby, yeah ♪
519
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:56,015
♪ how you gonna act like that? ♪
520
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,327
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
521
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,025
Remember what I said
about being closed?
522
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,292
Never mind.
523
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,676
♪ You can keep on doing
what you're doing for me, baby ♪
524
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:14,130
♪ it seems like just the
other day that we hooked up ♪
525
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,433
♪ I was driving,
you was walking ♪
526
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,829
♪ and I swooped you up ♪
527
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,183
♪ and I know that... ♪
528
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,612
I been looking all over for you.
529
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,088
Come with me, Tyrese.
530
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,252
Whoo-hoo! [Giggling]
531
00:20:50,302 --> 00:20:54,852
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