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All right, Dee Dee.
We'll be right up.
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[Click]You know, it's
just like those Dee dees
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to call us upstairs in the
middle of our lovely evening.
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Uh, you were changing
my vacuum bag
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and saying I should freeze
my eggs since I can't find a man.
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Like I said, a lovely evening.
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Aren't you gonna lock the door?
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We're going
upstairs for 2 minutes.
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How do you know some crazy
person won't come in there
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and start rummaging through
your things? Because she's with me.
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Hey, Dee Dee, what's up? Well...
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Hi.
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Mother has something
she'd like to ask you.
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Mother? sweet pea,
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your father and I
would like to invite you
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to Thanksgiving
dinner at our home.
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Oh, how nice!
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And who else?
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Phyllis...
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This year, Charles' mother
Ruth has agreed to join us.
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The old bag's
insisting that you come.
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I happen to love that old bag.
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Well, apparently
the feeling is mutual.
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Clearly the poor woman's
showing signs... mother!
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Anyway, if you
don't want to attend
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because it will ruin the
holiday for everyone,
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I will understand, and I can
tell Ruth it was your decision.
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Oh, I'm gonna be there.
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Let's just say you'll
think about it, huh?
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ in finding you
and finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' you ♪
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♪ that's the way our
feelings should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Chuckles]
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[Whistling]
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Mom, I think you're enjoying this
Thanksgiving thing a little too much.
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What is wrong with looking
forward to a national holiday?
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And if I also get to
watch your grandmother
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get under big Dee Dee's
skin, then god bless america.
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Why doesn't Nana
Ruth like big Dee Dee?
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Because she likes me.
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We are both hard-working,
no-nonsense women
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who raised our kids after
our no-good husbands
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left us for a young,
easy piece of...
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Ma, boundaries!
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Man, home-baked pie.
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That's better than the short
stack at ihop I'm gonna have,
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but it's the best I can do
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since I can't afford to fly home
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where my mom is running
a day care out of my room.
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Spencer, please. I was gonna ask you to
spend Thanksgiving with us. Stop begging.
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Was I begging?
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Hi! hey.
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Just wanted to let you know
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my mom says tomorrow's
attire is dressy casual,
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meaning no one should
look better than her.
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I invited Spencer if that's ok.
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Oh, sure. You'll get to meet
our grandmother. Lucky you.
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Hey, I love Nana
Ruth. She's a kick.
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I played cards with
her and I lost my shirt.
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That's the last time I play
strip poker with that lady.
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What grandmother
are you talking about?
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Nana. You know,
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sweet, funny, caring.
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Don't you mean
grandmother Thorne,
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drill sergeant in support hose?
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No. Nana, the woman
who took me to the zoo,
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ooh, the one who
bought my easter outfit,
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and the one who taught me
how to make a mean bloody Mary.
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Well, my grandmother Thorne
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made me put my tooth fairy
money in the church dish
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and told me god
wouldn't love me if I cried.
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Well, I guess we just have
different relationships with her.
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Well, I want a
relationship like yours,
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and I want my
money back from god.
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We might have been stuck
at school sophomore year,
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but Mona and I still had
a great Thanksgiving.
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We microwaved a Turkey.
I don't recommend it.
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And Mona got that cool tattoo.
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She got a what?
Spencer, shut up.
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You got a what?! Mona Thorne, that is the
one thing you promised me you would never do.
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And it's the one thing he
promised he would never speak of.
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What other secrets have you
been keepin' from me, Mona,
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if that is your real name.
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Ok, I know that's your real
name, but that's just how mad I am.
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Mrs. Thorne, calm down.
I mean, haven't you done
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some crazy things
when you were drunk?
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Shh! you were drunk?!
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Hey, the police let
her off with a warning.
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♪ Doo doo bee doo ♪
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Hey! How's dinner coming? Hey.
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Well, considering your mother
has demanded a home-cooked meal,
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it has not been easy. I have
worked my fingers to the bone
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unpacking all these
containers from the caterer.
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It'll be the finest meal
you've never cooked.
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Now I just have to
make it look like I did.
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Oh, I wish I did not care what
your mother thought of me. I do.
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And of course inga would
choose yesterday to quit
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after I gave her all of my
out-of-style workout clothes.
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Remind me never to
hire another illegal Swede.
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Since it's the first time we're all
sitting down for a holiday meal together,
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I'm sure my mother will
appreciate your efforts.
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I doubt it. That
woman can't stand me.
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Honey, that's not true. She just
needs a little time to get to know you.
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Charles, we've been
married for 23 years.
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First 23 are the hardest.
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Hi.for you.
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Thank you. Happy
Thanksgiving. You, too.
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Hey, there's my girls. Hey, dad.
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Hey. happy Thanksgiving, daddy.
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I'm glad you could join us.
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Now, look, your grandmother's
gonna be here any minute,
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so I'm gonna put on
that butt-ugly sweater
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that she gave me
for my birthday.
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Mona, I thought about your
relationship with grandmother Thorne,
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and I think even though
I've spent more time with her,
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I haven't really
reached out to her,
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so I've made it my
Thanksgiving goal.
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Really? Mine's gonna be
to fit in my pants tomorrow.
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Now I wanna show you
what I got to win her over.
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A chair? No!
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Not just any chair.
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It's specially made
to help older people
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rise from their seat.
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It's called the "ups-a-Daisy."
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Wow. I want one of these.
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Plus, I got her a
bouquet of violets.
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Since her middle name is
Violet, she's gotta love that.
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And finally,
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I taped today's episode
of her favorite soap,
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the young and the restless.
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She gets all cranky
when she misses it,
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although I don't know
how we'd tell the difference.
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[Door opens]
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Hey! hey, Phyllis,
Spencer. Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Well, if it isn't tattoo Mary.
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[Scoffs]
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What's he doing here?
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We promised he could come,
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and some of us
keep our promises.
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Too bad some of us can't
keep our mouths shut.
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Could some of us stop talking
like some of us aren't in the room?
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Happy Thanksgiving!
It's a joyous day,
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so let's cut the crap and
eat some bird, shall we?
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Phyllis, I see you found your
way to the food by instinct.
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Well, it looks like someone's
been slaving over a hot delivery boy.
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This is your version of
home-cooking? Hee hee.
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I can't wait to tell
Ruth this.[Gasps]
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You cannot tell that
old bag of bones.
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She already hates me enough.
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Oh, I think she
can hate you more.
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Phyllis, please,
please, please, please.
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Now, I know we've
had a checkered past,
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you know, filled with our ups
and downs and playful banter,
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but let's just keep it
between us girls, ok? Yeah.
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Well, I won't tell
Ruth about this meal
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if you don't
insult me all night.
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Deal. wasn't done.
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And every time I tap my glass,
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you have to compliment
me... Royally.
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Tell everyone I made those
pies and you got a deal.
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Look who's here! Ha ha ha ha.
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Nana! Oooh!
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Oh!
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My lttle Mona palona.
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I missed you! I missed
you, too, darling.
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Grandmother Thorne,
you look wonderful,
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these are for you. Oh, violets.
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They always remind me of death.
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Oh. Well, I'll just, uh,
set these in the trash.
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So, mother, how was your limo
ride from the airport? Charles,
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why'd you send such a
big car for one person?
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It's such a waste of money. But
I wanted you to be comfortable.
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Then why did you fly me coach?
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I'm gonna put your bags
in your room. Yes, do that.
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The heavy ones
are my free weights.
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You know, gotta
keep lookin' good.
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Spencer, tell me,
are you and my Mona
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finally going
steady? Uh, not yet.
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I think the words you were
looking for were "god, no."
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Well, handsome, tonight,
why don't you be my date?
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Ooh, Nana, I don't know if I
can keep up with you, but I'll try.
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For somebody's
granny, you look nice.
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Real nice.
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You just don't know when to shut
your trap! Um, where is Phyllis?
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Here I am, mom!
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How are you, baby?
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Ah, good to see you.
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Oh, everybody's here!
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You forgot someone!
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No, I didn't. Oh, a dog...
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In the dining room.
Oh, how sanitary.
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Oh, mother Thorne, such a card.
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I hope you're ready
for a big dinner.
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Well, as long as it's
simple, down-home cooking
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like my Phyllis makes.
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[Snorts] Excuse me. I
choked on something.
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I think it's maybe
the big girl's perfume
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because it got to me, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Grandmother Thorne.
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You must be
tired from your trip.
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Why don't you sit over here?
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It's called an "ups-a-Daisy."
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Ups-a-Daisy. yeah,
see, it's a special chair
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I had set up just for
your convenience,
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and when you wanna get up...
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See? Ups-a-Daisy! Mm-hmm.
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Who do you think I
am, a bale of hay?
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I can stand on my own.
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I bet she can fall
with a little help.
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And now, Nana, Dee Dee will
show you the best surprise of all.
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Oh, yes!
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Your... your favorite show!
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Um, now presenting
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the young and the restless.
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[Speaking korean on TV]
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Korean wrestling?
How did that happen?
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You think I like watching fat,
half-naked men rolling around?
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Why do you think I stopped
sleeping with your grandfather?
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But... but at least I get
an "a" for effort, right?
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I bet my friend hortense is having
a better Thanksgiving than this.
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Oh, is she with her family, too?
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No. She's dead.
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Ah! What a feast!
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I think we should
give the chef a hand.
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[Applause]
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I'll applaud when
I have tasted it.
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Ah, before we eat,
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I thought, since
it is Thanksgiving,
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we could all take a moment to
share what each of us is thankful for.
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Who'd like to start?
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Ok, I'll start.
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I'm thankful that we could
all be here today together,
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and I'm especially thankful
243
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that my wonderful grandmother
could join us this year.
244
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,394
Grandmother Thorne,
how about you?
245
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:36,263
Well, I am thankful
that my family is all here
246
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:40,737
and that I can purchase today's
episode of my favorite soap on eBay.
247
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,312
Charles: [Clears
throat] I'm thankful...
248
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:48,399
That for the first time, all the
women in my family are here together.
249
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,580
[Under his breath] God help us.
250
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,016
I know what I'm thankful for.
251
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,762
Good friends.
252
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,893
I'm thankful for
friends I can trust.
253
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,716
I hope to have one someday.
254
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,460
Big Dee Dee: And I am
thankful for...[Taps glass]
255
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,246
Being in the presence of such a
lovely woman as Phyllis Thorne...
256
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,772
[Taps glass]Who has graced
us today with her regal beauty...
257
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,157
[Taps glass]And razor-sharp
wit. Here's to Phyllis!
258
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,474
Honey, these
potatoes are delicious.
259
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,610
[Laughs]Yes, mother,
you really outdid yourself.
260
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:19,914
It was nothing...[Taps glass]
261
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
That Phyllis couldn't do
262
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,258
any day of the week.
263
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,611
Why, thank you.
264
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,745
You know, my mom made
Thanksgiving dinner once.
265
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,844
The lumps in the
gravy were so big,
266
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,453
we thought we were
eating meatballs.
267
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,097
So, now you're telling
other people's business?
268
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,669
That's nice, real nice.
269
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,797
Charles: I just can't get over
how delicious these potatoes are.
270
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,720
Why don't we all
enjoy them in silence?
271
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,807
Mona, you don't think I can
keep a secret?[Mona laughs]
272
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,117
If these people knew half
the things I know about you,
273
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:53,034
they'd flip a wig. No
offense, Mrs. Thorne.
274
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,210
None taken, unplanned guest.
275
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,037
You know who I bet the most
thankful people are today?
276
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,647
Your family 'cause you're
not there with your big mouth.
277
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,573
You know what, Mona?
278
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,175
Maybe I shouldn't be
here with you, either.
279
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,702
[Mona sighs]
280
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,324
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
281
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,412
Nice work.
282
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,413
I don't wanna hear
it, ma. Of course not.
283
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,905
Since when did you listen to your
mother? Dee Dee: Ladies, please,
284
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,112
let's not argue on
Thanksgiving. Ruth: All right.
285
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,899
If Mona and Phyllis
need to talk, let them talk.
286
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,032
Sorry.
287
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,335
I'll go help Dee Dee.
288
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:44,257
Dee Dee, why don't you just
let this whole Nana thing go?
289
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,475
That's easy for you to
say. She totally favors you.
290
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,865
She does, doesn't she?
291
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,614
Look, maybe you
shouldn't try so hard.
292
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,308
You don't understand, Mona.
293
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,319
This woman put coal in
my Christmas stocking
294
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,362
and told me that if I
rubbed it hard enough,
295
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,018
it would turn into a diamond!
296
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,848
Grandmothers are supposed
to love you no matter what.
297
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,062
I just want mine to like me.
298
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,761
Just 'cause you
really want something
299
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,289
doesn't mean
you're gonna get it.
300
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,682
Hey, look, growing up,
301
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,114
I wanted daddy to live with me.
302
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,381
It didn't happen. That's life.
303
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,774
Well, for most of us.
304
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,597
Oh, here we go!
305
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,425
My life is so great,
and yours stinks.
306
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,344
Well, maybe it wouldn't if
you had a better attitude.
307
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:29,260
Oh, excuse me for
being a realist. No!
308
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:33,046
You only see the negative.
You never see the good stuff,
309
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,663
like a best friend who keeps
apologizing for one little mistake.
310
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,355
Hey, we're not talking about me.
311
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,442
No! We're talking about me,
312
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,971
and I'm not gonna give up.
313
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,395
That old lady's gonna love me
314
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,841
whether she wants to or not!
315
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,535
I just came in to get a
serving fork. Don't mind me.
316
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,588
Oh, that's right. You never do.
317
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,204
Ma, I didn't get a tattoo
to make you angry.
318
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,065
It was just a
spur-of-the-moment thing.
319
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,417
And why does it upset
you so much anyway?
320
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,807
Because I'm your mother
321
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,990
and because I asked you not to,
322
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,856
and because I have one.
323
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,342
What? i was young
and dumb, just like you,
324
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,039
and now I'm stuck with it,
325
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,126
and it's 3 inches
lower than it used to be.
326
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,218
What's the tattoo of?
327
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,435
[Laughs]Charles.
328
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,345
What?
329
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,180
You have daddy's
name tattooed on some
330
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,968
sagging part of your body?
331
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,929
Another dumb mistake I made.
332
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,883
But mine wasn't a mistake.
333
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,411
Then why did you
keep it from me?
334
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,284
I thought we were
closer than that.
335
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,496
Well, you asked
me not to get one,
336
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,105
and I thought I'd respect you
337
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,416
by letting you believe
I didn't get one.
338
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,682
Don't I get points for that?
339
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:40,854
No.oh.
340
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,250
And don't ever let me see it,
341
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,122
but if I did see it,
what would I see?
342
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,595
It's just a little
Rose with thorns.
343
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,945
What the hell kind
of tattoo is that?
344
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,256
Ma, you named me
Mona Rose Thorne.
345
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,782
I had to work with that somehow.
346
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,654
So, mother, are you
enjoying the meal?
347
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,218
This stuffing is
kind of interesting.
348
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,826
What did you put
in it? Uh, lots of love.
349
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:08,494
Well, besides love, did
you put giblets, cornbread,
350
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,226
mushrooms... honestly,
you know, I don't remember.
351
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,098
Mother, what does it matter?
352
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,189
Well, it matters if it's a lie.
353
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,759
You see, big girl here did
not prepare this meal at all.
354
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,417
She's a phony, hon.
Always has been.
355
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,592
Mother! oh, son,
356
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,378
I have lived a lot of years.
357
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,462
I can say any damn thing I want.
358
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,031
Excuse me.
359
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,598
Dee Dee, honey?
360
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,690
I can't believe you'd come
into my parents' house
361
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,466
and insult my mother like that.
362
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,000
Do you know how xanaxed
up she got for your visit?
363
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,912
And did you take something, too?
364
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,660
Because you have
clearly lost your mind
365
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,883
if you think you can
talk to me like that.
366
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,703
Your mother is the one who lied.
367
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,581
Because she's so consumed
with what you think of her.
368
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,583
Both of us are.
369
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,555
And you know what, I don't
know why I ever bothered
370
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,100
trying to please a
cranky old woman
371
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,981
who's nothing but mean to me.
372
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,412
Now, just hold
on there, little one.
373
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,329
I'm not mean to you.
374
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,764
I'm trying to help you.
375
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,940
How are you possibly helping me?
376
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,417
By being the one person who
is not going to make your life
377
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,857
so damned easy!
378
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,343
Oh, you mean like
giving me a lump of coal
379
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,734
and telling me it would
turn into a diamond?
380
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,518
I was trying to teach you.
381
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,907
You have to earn
your diamonds...
382
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,478
A lesson in life
and earth science.
383
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:31,220
Dee Dee, ever since you were a
baby, everyone has coddled you.
384
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,971
That's not the way it
works in the real world.
385
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,273
Look at Mona.
386
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,528
Yeah, what about Mona?
387
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,451
You've always been so nice
to her.'Cause she needs it.
388
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,057
And the way I see it,
389
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:47,199
it's the responsibility of the
grandparents to provide balance.
390
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,373
She needed coddling,
you needed a wake-up call.
391
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,986
I wanna provide you
with a wake-up call
392
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,814
'cause I love you.
393
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,595
I have always loved you.
394
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,040
Wow. So, that's
what you were doing?
395
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,962
Well, it all finally
makes sense.
396
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,573
I guess all I can
say is cut it out!
397
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,793
Oh, I beg your pardon?
398
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:17,574
Well, I appreciate it in
theory, but I'm an adult.
399
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,011
I get reality checks every day.
400
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,279
What I could really
use in my life is a Nana.
401
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,496
Well, maybe now you
are ready for a Nana.
402
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:37,461
So, this whole teaching me
about the real world thing,
403
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,681
is that why you've been
so rude to my mom?
404
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,950
Ha ha. No, I don't
like your mom.
405
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,693
And I appreciate everything
you went through today,
406
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,689
even though it was a lie,
407
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,831
and the stuffing had a
little aluminum aftertaste.
408
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,525
Nana! uh...
409
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,265
What I'm trying to say
410
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,876
is... I'm sorry.
411
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,967
Apology accepted, mother Thorne.
412
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,876
I promise I did bake
that pie, though.
413
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,592
I think it's too bad
Spencer isn't here,
414
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:15,333
'cause he loves
him some pecan pie.
415
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,495
Spencer! I need to call him.
416
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,981
Poor thing's probably
sittin' somewhere
417
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,291
eatin' pancakes, mullin'
over which syrup to use.
418
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,344
Spencer, it's me.
We need to talk.
419
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,387
What about? What...
420
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,171
You came back? Never left.
421
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,350
Your mom's my ride.
422
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,183
I was upstairs watching
the football game.
423
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,475
Spencer, I am so sorry,
424
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,181
and you will always
be my best friend.
425
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,230
Even if you can't keep a secret.
426
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,665
Well, now that that's settled,
427
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,062
can this friend get a piece
of your mom's pecan pie?
428
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,585
Phyllis made the pie?
429
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,373
I'll just wait in the car.
430
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,851
What did you make?
431
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,042
No, no. You sit
there, mama Thorne,
432
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,515
I'll get you some more Turkey.
433
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,475
Oh, coco! What
are you doing there?
434
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,175
Coco, that Turkey's
for mother Thor...
435
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,969
Here's your Turkey,
mother, delicious and moist.
436
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,569
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