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Now, Mona, you made
sure the set was repainted,
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the dancers' contracts
were all signed...
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You have your fire permits?
Check, check, and check.
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And I also have the
names of 2 cute firemen
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I'll be checking out later.
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Hey, Spencer. Hey, Mona.Hey.
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I'm here for our lunch
date. Whoo! Candy! Ma! Ma.
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That's 3 hours' work, and I
can't go to lunch until I finish this.
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Mona Thorne, what are you doing?
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What every good
record executive does...
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Sorting candy for a
temperamental recording artist.
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And they don't come more
temperamental than Dante aldente.
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Real name cleatus Turner.
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Although if my name was
cleatus, I'd have attitude, too.
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He didn't have 'tude back
when I discovered him
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singing on a San
Francisco street corner.
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And using a chicken
bucket as a drum.
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But since his first
album went platinum,
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he's a little harder to please.
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Hence the separation
of the m&ms.Oh.
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It's in his contract. He doesn't
like to mix his food groups.
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I just don't see why you have to
cater to the whims of some looney-tune.
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It's a new clinical term
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since "whack job"
fell out of favor.
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Ma, I'm stressed out enough.
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And this is the first time I've
talked the record company
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into spending this much
money on a video shoot.
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My job is riding on this.
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Yep. And if she blows this,
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the only connection she'll have to
the music biz is the radio in her car.
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Thanks, Spence. Oh, come on,
honey. I'm sure it's not that bad.
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Oh, I'm glad you feel that
way, because if this shoot
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doesn't go well
with Dante tomorrow,
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I'll be asking you for a loan.
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So we're sorting blue, you say?
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Thank you.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ in finding you
and finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' you ♪
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♪ that's the way our
feelings should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Chuckles]
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Hi. Hi. Guess who had their
favorite day today in law school?
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Ok, me.
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We had this moot court.
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I was clear, I was concise,
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and my power
suit fit like butter.
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[Mouthing] Butter.
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So, what are you guys up to?
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Getting ready for Dante's
video shoot tomorrow.
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Oh, my god, his chocolate
infernocd is one of my favorites.
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Can I come watch? Can I?
Can I? I don't think so, Dee Dee.
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This is serious business.
That reminds me.
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Did you pick up the heated toilet
seat for Dante's dressing room?
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I tested it, too. Nice.
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Real nice.
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Come on, Mona. I want to
see what you a & r execs do.
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I don't have time to
baby-sit you anddante.
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I won't get in the way.
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I'll let you drive my beemer to your
next 10 important business meetings.
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[Scoffs] Obviously, you don't
realize how important my job is.
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I can't just compromise
my position... 20 meetings.
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See you tomorrow
morning. Fill up your tank.
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Now, remember, stick close
to me and stay out of trouble.
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Sorry. Your ID didn't scan.
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Well, I'm Mona
Thorne. Try it again.
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Oh, Mona Thorne.
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Sorry. Your ID didn't
scan. This is a closed set.
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I know. I'm the one who
closed it. Now let me through.
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Look, lady, I got a low
tolerance for groupies.
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And dairy. Groupies?
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And dairy. Excuse me.
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My job depends on me
getting in there to do my job.
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You know what
your job depends on?
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Hmm. Me getting
in there to do my job.
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Sometimes you just
gotta show 'em who's boss.
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Hey, I know you. Dee Dee, right?
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That's right. Oh,
and you're Rufus.
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From j-lo's restaurant opening.
How have you been? I'm good!
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My worker's comp came through.
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Thanks for the legal advice.
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What brings you here?
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Dante's video shoot.
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Well, come on in, baby girl!
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I don't believe this.
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Can my sister come, too?
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Only if you keep an eye on her.
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'Cause I'm running
low on pepper spray.
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Mona, we have a little problem.
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Your boy Dante is refusing to
come out of his dressing room.
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I'll handle it. You just have to
instill a little fear in these guys.
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It's the only way
to get their respect.
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Now, Dante, you have a contract
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and delicious records
expects you to honor it.
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Not today. Please,
please, please get out there
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and save me from being
a bag lady at 25, please?
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Mona, nothing personal. I
love you to the sky, babe,
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but I'm starting to question
my reason for being here.
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Well, could you question it
while you lip-sync out on stage
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with all the dancers who
are being paid by the hour,
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which is quickly ticking by?
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I'm sorry, shorty. It's just
that the director's a hack.
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His concept is tired,
and the song is weak.
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But you picked the director, you approved
the concept, and you wrote the song.
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You're right. The
song is brilliant.
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But everything else is whack.
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And I refuse to sacrifice
my artistic integrity,
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plus your video
hotties are a little tepid.
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Hey, Mona, it's been 20
minutes. Do you need these?
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No. And I don't need you in
here acting like a looky-loo.
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Now, her, I like. Who's that?
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Dante, this is Dee
Dee. Dee Dee, this is...
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No need. Everyone knows Dante.
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Enchante. this dreary day is
suddenly starting to look a lot brighter.
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And it's really bright out on set.
Why don't you come and see?
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Uh... yo, sunshine, are
you gonna be out there?
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Of course I will. Well,
then so will Dante.
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Ok, people, time to
have a seat on my love.
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Pardon me? It's the title of
the song. It'll sell, don't ask.
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Now, baby, this will be perfect for
lunch at neiman's, lunch at bloomie's,
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basically, anywhere I can shop and
eat and spend your daddy's money.
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Mother, could we do this later?
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It's kinda hard to
study contract law
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while the dog eats my homework
and look at designer hair.
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I suppose. Coco and I still have
to go to burberry to buy her a coat.
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She's embarrassed to
be seen in last year's style.
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Bye, baby.
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Oh, hello, sugarpuss.
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Listen, Dee Dee's really
too busy to socialize.
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And, Dee Dee, try to get up
and move a little while you study.
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Remember, a pear-shaped
lawyer is an unmarried lawyer.
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Smooches.
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There wasn't a head
attached to that hair, was there?
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Don't be silly. Mother would
never carry anything that heavy.
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So, what's going on?
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Ok, Dee Dee, listen up.
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Remember how cooperative and almost
normal Dante was when you were around?
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Well, he's back to his old
tricks. And I won't get into details,
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but Rufus the security
guard ran out crying.
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Now, look, I only have 2
days to finish this video shoot,
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so I need a little of that Dee
Dee magic, and I need it now.
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How much more? Well, you
have to come down to the set,
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hang out with him afterwards, then
get him back to the set, and repeat.
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Mona, I got you on your
own set, let you drive my car,
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and wiped your soul
glow off my headrest.
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I think we're even.
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If I don't pull this video off,
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my career is over.
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Come on, Dee Dee.
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I need you.
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Well, Dante is a cutie.
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A cutie who likes you.
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Maybe I can bring
my books with me.
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Yes! Fine! You
can read in his limo
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while eating caviar
and showing a little skin.
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Oh! Hey, I can
wear my new skirt.
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And show a little skin. Oh, and I
have these fabulous new shoes.
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As long as they show
a little skin. Come on.
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Sunshine, could you glisten
Dante's bicep before we roll?
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One oil change coming right up.
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Sunshine, you make Dante laugh.
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I can't believe my Dee Dee's goin'
out with Dante 2 nights in a row.
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She's not yourdee Dee.
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But she is the reason why his
danteness hasn't shown up late,
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made anyone cry, or hit anyone
in the head with his cell phone.
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And it doesn't bother you even a
little bit that you're pimping your sister?
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Well, Dee Dee's
only my half sister.
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I'm pimping the half
that's not related.
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Can you two keep it down?
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You're killing Dante's vibe.
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[Music starts]
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ mm hmm mm ♪
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♪ have a seat on my love ♪
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♪ no reservation is required ♪
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♪ be indiscreet on my love ♪
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♪ come and see
how you're desired ♪
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♪ girl, you know... ♪
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Did you see that?
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It's nothing.
They're just flirting.
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You know Dante's rep.
Dee Dee could get hurt.
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The man's a player, a Don
Juan, a Casanova... A he-ho.
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While your literary
references are impressive,
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I think you're making
too much of this.
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Besides, Dee Dee's
happy to do this for me.
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And who am I to take away
from my sister's happiness, hmm?
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It's not her happiness
I'm worried about.
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Look, tomorrow the shoot will be
over and so will Dee Dee and Dante.
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♪ I can't ♪
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♪ full of humility ♪
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Hey, Mona, I forgot to tell you.
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After we wrap, Dante
is taking me to Cancun.
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Cancun?
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Si, senorita.
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And I owe it all to you.
Thanks for the hookup.
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ no reservation is required ♪
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♪ be indiscreet on my love ♪
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Mm-mmm. If she's going
out of the country with Dante,
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he's gonna expect
sex, and lots of it.
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Dee Dee's a grown woman.
She can take care of herself.
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Mona, we're talking about
across-the-border Booty.
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I mean, everybody knows
the international exchange rate.
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Not true. I went to The
Bahamas with a guy,
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and I didn't sleep
with him once.
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'Cause a jellyfish
stung him in his joints.
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He was in the
hospital the whole time.
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Do you remember everything?
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A man remembers that.
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♪ What you need, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ have a seat on my love ♪
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♪ no reservation is required ♪
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So, you have a slogan picked
out for your thriving pimp practice?
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Stop calling me a pimp.
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How 'bout, "you bring the
mister, I'll bring my sister"?
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It'll look great on your
velvet business cards.
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♪ Girl, you know
I'm telling no lies ♪
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♪ tonight's the
perfect possibility ♪
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You know, I always thought
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you two made the cutest couple.
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We are not a couple.
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Well, you could be if you
got past this friends malarkey.
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Plus you'd make pretty
babies. He he he![Gags] mom!
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Spencer and I are happy
to keep things status quo.
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That's right. But your
mother does have a point.
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Our babies would be rockin'!
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Hey, yeah!
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Ahh! There's
nothing like the smell
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of hot grease in the morning.
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Phyllis, you cooking
or doing your hair?
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I could do yours, if you'd like.
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Just leave it on the counter.
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Uh, tee hee.
239
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,504
Now, honey dew,
240
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,452
thanks to you, we
have a problem.
241
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,071
Now I raised my Dee
Dee to be very selective
242
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,762
about the company
that she keeps,
243
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,900
and now you have her
running off to Cancun
244
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:50,253
with some man whose claim to
fame is have a seat on my love.
245
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:54,864
I promise you, my daughter
will sit on better love than that.
246
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:58,388
Have a seat on my love?
Now that's just a damn shame.
247
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,133
I tell you, today's music is
too suggestive for my tastes.
248
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,865
Mm-hmm, it's all about doin'
it and doin' it and doin' it well.
249
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,997
I'm tellin' you, music
was real music in our day.
250
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,740
"Our day"? Dear heart,
251
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,621
my day was much
later than your day.
252
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,841
But back to my daughter and
your little hip-hopster. Fix this.
253
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,014
Oh, and, June bug,
254
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,230
don't let my displeasure
take away from the fact
255
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,450
that your hair looks
especially nice today.
256
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,280
Ohh. Ciao.
257
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,368
[Groans][Groans]
258
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:30,982
Is she gone yet?
259
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,331
I want to open my eyes.
260
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,208
She's right, though.
261
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,563
I'm the one who got
Dee Dee into this.
262
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,303
I should go talk to her.
263
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,394
Oh, so your conscience
finally kicked in, huh?
264
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:47,004
No. In order to have one, I'd have
to be worried about my little sister.
265
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,738
Did I just call
her little sister?
266
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,139
Oh, god, I do have a
conscience! Damn her!
267
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,918
Man, that big Dee
Dee is one scary lady.
268
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:01,101
I know. That's why I always
carry a crucifix in my purse.
269
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:03,965
[Knock on door]
270
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,760
[Sighs] Packing, huh?
271
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,326
Looks like you bought
out every boutique in town.
272
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,423
No. Just the one.
273
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,724
And I am so looking
forward to this.
274
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,250
I've never been to
Cancun. It looks beautiful.
275
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,954
Yeah, in the brochure, but
that's 'cause they airbrush out
276
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,343
all the lepers and
purse-snatchers.
277
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,726
Mona, don't trip.
278
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,389
So, what do you think?
279
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:29,223
Does this say, "muy
caliente" or "ay, caramba"?
280
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,515
Shouldn't you be keeping up with
your studies instead of traveling?
281
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,961
I mean, the law changes
all the time, you know.
282
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,349
I can study on the plane.
283
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,181
Ooh! Or maybe on the beach.
284
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,023
Ok, look, Dee
Dee, it's like this...
285
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,582
I forbid you to go.
286
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,059
[Laughs] You're
funny. I'm going.
287
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:53,410
[Scoffs] Come on, Dee Dee, I
didn't want to have to say this,
288
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,291
but Dante is just using you.
289
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,553
Mona, I don't think you
understand our relationship...
290
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,246
No, I don't think you
understand your relationship.
291
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,765
And trust me, you are just
one in a long line of women
292
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,599
who've had a seat on his love.
293
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,037
What do you take me for?
294
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,863
I am not some naive little girl.
295
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,871
Oh, that's exactly
what you are...
296
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,913
A pampered, sheltered rich girl.
297
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,183
I think you better go.
298
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,922
[Scoffs] Fine. But
face it, Dee Dee,
299
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,794
you don't have a clue about
how things work in the real world.
300
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,227
I know how one thing works.
301
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,053
Yeah? What? This door.
302
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,322
Ok, onething.
303
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,681
This little sister thing is
really getting on my nerves.
304
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,334
First I'm driving her to work,
305
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,028
then I'm worrying about her.
306
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,506
I did not sign up
to be a big sister.
307
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,556
If I had, I would've gotten a
cute little one named Shaniqua,
308
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,264
who thinks I'm a goddess
and does what she's told.
309
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,174
So what are you
gonna do about this?
310
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,298
Well, simple. I'm gonna
go over Dee Dee's head.
311
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,131
I'm just gonna tell
Dante the truth...
312
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,089
That Dee Dee's pregnant
and looking for her baby daddy.
313
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,660
Dante? man: [Whispering]
Oh, my god, who was that?
314
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,320
Get your shirt on.
315
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,324
[Gasps] What the hell
is going on in there?
316
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,064
Open up! It's Mona.
317
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,019
Man: [Whispering] Hurry
up. Just get the shoes.
318
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,327
God, they couldn't
wait till Cancun.
319
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,639
Look, Dee Dee, I
know you're in there!
320
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,462
I should've never
used you like this.
321
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,730
Man 2: She's a pain.
322
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:28,992
Dante, don't you touch her!
323
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,725
Dee Dee, step
away from his love!
324
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,730
Look, even if it
means losing my job,
325
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,040
you are my sister
and I can't just sit back
326
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,297
and let someone take
advantage of you like this.
327
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,000
Dee Dee!
328
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,788
Dee Dee, answer me!
329
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:44,962
Ok.wha...
330
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,347
What was the question?
331
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,660
But... i thought
you were in there.
332
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,526
Obviously.
333
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,578
But I heard what you
said. That was really sweet.
334
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,754
Shh! Don't call me sweet. The
video hos will walk all over me.
335
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,541
I'm gonna hug you anyway.
336
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,276
Oh, nice, hug, hug, hug.
337
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,683
Wait. Dante's in
there doing something
338
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,072
with the door locked.
339
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,235
If it isn't with you, who is it?
340
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,783
His barber?
341
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,610
His boyfriend.[Gasps]
342
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,053
No freakin' way.
343
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,837
You mean to tell me Dante's gay?
344
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,362
As pottery barn on
a Saturday morning.
345
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,878
I didn't even have a clue,
346
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,149
and you did.
347
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,236
No straight man can keep
thatfocused on my eyes,
348
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,676
especially when the twins are enjoying
a night out in their favorite wonderbra.
349
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,197
So, what, he wanted you around
to perpetuate his macho image?
350
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,030
And because I have
fabulous footwear.
351
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,640
I guess your little sister's
not as naive as you thought.
352
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,301
I guess not.
353
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,725
And I suppose I should thank you
354
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,261
for keeping Dante's secret.
355
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,443
The first rule of being a
good beard is discretion.
356
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,873
The second is be prepared to be
bitch-slapped if you dis Moulin Rouge.
357
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,097
You know, I just realized
I wasted a perfectly good
358
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,194
"I forbid you"
speech for nothin'.
359
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:23,583
Not for nothin'. You were trying
to give me some sisterly advice,
360
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,407
and I'm not exactly
used to that...
361
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,795
Especially from
my actual sister.
362
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,019
But I liked it.
363
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,718
Well, I'm not so sure if I do.
364
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,716
You do. You just
don't know it yet.
365
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,719
[Chuckles]
366
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,381
So, I will see you in a
few days. Wait, wait, wait.
367
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,596
You're still going to
Cancun with Dante?
368
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,595
For a free vacation with a guy
369
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,777
who will help me scope
out even cuter guys?
370
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,263
I'll be a beard that would
make Abe Lincoln proud.
371
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,361
[Stereo clicks
on, music playing]
372
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:13,241
♪ Have a seat on my love ♪
373
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:18,156
♪ no reservation is required ♪
374
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:23,554
♪ be indiscreet on my love ♪
375
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,430
♪ come and see how you're... ♪
376
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,433
What's really going on?
377
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,125
[Nervous laugh]Bumpin'
and grindin' the furniture?
378
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,913
Girl, you need to get a
hobby. I just got one...
379
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,389
Threatening you if
you ever tell anyone.
380
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:43,046
♪ No reservation is required ♪
381
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,098
[Laughs]
382
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,191
How you doin', baby love?
Wanna be in the video?
383
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:58,625
[Lip-synching singing] ♪ girl,
you know I ain't tellin' no lies ♪
384
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,899
♪ tonight's a perfect part... ♪
385
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,382
Ha ha ha!
386
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,552
Talking to imaginary
video babes.
387
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,209
At least all I did was dance.
388
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,643
[Scoffs] Join me.
You know you want to.
389
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,815
♪ Be mine ♪
390
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:19,648
♪ don't be scared of my
strength and humility ♪
391
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,090
♪ you will look out for... ♪
392
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:26,690
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