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? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE ?
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? THE DAYS ?
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? DON'T SIT UNDER
THE APPLE TREE ?
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? WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ?
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BOOM-BOOM.
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? ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ?
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BOOM-BOOM.
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OOH!
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? ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ?
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POLICE STILL HAVEN'T
FOUND ARCHIE.
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WHY, GLORIA, I'M SO
GLAD YOU'RE BACK!
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OOH, I'D BEEN GOING
CRAZY WAITING TO TELL YOU!
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TELL US WHAT, MA?
YOU HEARD FROM ARCHIE!
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OH, I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
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WELL, GO AHEAD, MA, TELL US.
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I HEARD FROM ARCHIE!
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THAT'S TERRIFIC, MA!
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I'M SO HAPPY. HE'S ALL RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, HE'S
FINE, MIKE, JUST FINE.
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OH! WELL, MA, WHERE IS HE?
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IS HE COMIN' HOME?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE NOW, LET ME SEE.
- WHERE IS HE?
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HE'S AT THE AIRPORT.
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HE'S ON HIS WAY HOME NOW.
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3... WHAT WAS YOUR 3rd QUESTION?
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WHAT DID HE SAY? OH!
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HE SAID, "HI, EDITH,
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GUESS WHO THIS IS."
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AND I DID.
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OH, BOY, I'M GLAD HE'S SAFE.
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BUT WHY DIDN'T HE GET TO HIS
LODGE CONVENTION IN BUFFALO?
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BECAUSE ON THE AIRPLANE
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HE SAT NEXT TO A MORMON.
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MA!
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A MORMON?
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YEAH, HE MISSED THE BUS, SO
HE HAD TO TAKE AN AIRPLANE.
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AND YOU CAN ONLY
HAVE 2 DRINKS ON A PLANE.
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BUT ARCHIE HAD 4 ON
ACCOUNT OF THE MORMON.
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MORMONS DON'T DRINK, YOU SEE.
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MORMONS DON'T DRINK. I KNOW...
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I KNOW MORMONS
DON'T DRINK. MA! MA!
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WHAT HAS THAT GOT
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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WELL, THIS MORMON LIKED TO
COLLECT THE LITTLE BOTTLES.
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SO ARCHIE EMPTIED 'EM FOR HIM.
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AND THAT'S HOW ARCHIE GOT TO
THE FOOT DOCTORS' CONVENTION.
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FOOT DOCTOR?
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MA!
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OH, I GET IT! YOU MEAN HE
WENT TO THE WRONG HOTEL.
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OH, NO, IT WAS THE RIGHT HOTEL,
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BUT THE WRONG CITY.
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YOU SEE, THE FOOT DOCTORS'
HOLIDAY INN WAS IN ROCHESTER.
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BUT ARCHIE DIDN'T REALIZE
IT UNTIL HE SAW THE BIG TOE
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HANGIN' IN THE LOBBY.
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THIS IS LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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MA!
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MA, YOU MEAN HE NEVER
EVEN GOT TO BUFFALO?
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OH, WELL, ARCHIE WAS ALL
SET TO LEAVE FOR BUFFALO,
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BUT SOME OF THE DOCTORS INVITED
HIM TO HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS.
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AND WHILE THEY WAS DRINKIN',
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ARCHIE GOT ELECTED
TO A COMMITTEE.
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WHO'D THEY THINK
HE WAS? DR. SCHOLL?
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NO, DR. BUNKER!
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HE WAS PUT ON THE
STEERING COMMITTEE.
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AND THEN THE STEERING
COMMITTEE ALL GOT INTO A CAR
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AND THEY STEERED THE WRONG
WAY UP A ONE-WAY STREET.
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AND THAT'S HOW
THEY LANDED IN JAIL.
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JAIL?
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ARCHIE WAS IN JAIL?
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YEAH, BUT ONLY
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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'CAUSE ARCHIE SAYS THAT
POLICEMEN ARE NICER TO DOCTORS
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THAN THEY ARE TO MISTERS.
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OH, MY, I CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE ARCHIE.
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AH, ME, TOO. I
REALLY MISSED DADDY.
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YOU KNOW, SO DID I.
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AW, MIKE, THAT'S NICE.
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YEAH, IT WAS STRANGE NOT BEING
CALLED "MEATHEAD" FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS.
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OH, WELL, HERE, THEN
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
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HEY, IT'S WAY PAST
LUNCH TIME, MEATHEAD,
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WHAT'S YOUR FAT FACE DOING
OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR?
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THAT'S TERRIFIC, GLORIA. YOU
KNOW, YOU GOT ARCHIE DOWN TO A TEE.
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GET THEM DIRTY HANDS OFF MY
LITTLE GIRL, YOU COMMIE PINKO.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALMOST
STARTING TO GRATE ON ME?
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GET A
HAIRCUT, YOU HIPPIE PREVERT!
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YOU'RE STARTING TO GRATE ON ME.
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UH, DID YOU EVER THINK OF
GETTIN' A JOB, YOU LAZY SLOB?
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THAT'S IT, GLORIA, THAT'S
IT. YOU OVER-GRATED.
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OH, MY, IT'S SO NICE
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HEARING THOSE NAMES AGAIN.
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LOOK AT ME, I'M
ALL GOOSE PIMPLY.
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OH, MA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
GONNA DO TILL DADDY GETS HOME.
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HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO.
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WHY DON'T WE GO TO
THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM?
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NO, MICHAEL, I WANNA BE
HERE WHEN DADDY GETS HOME.
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WHY? BECAUSE HE'S MY FATHER.
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AN ACCIDENT OF BIRTH.
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OH, NO, MY GLORIA WAS BORN
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11 MONTHS AFTER WE WAS MARRIED.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN
COOPED UP IN THIS HOUSE FOR 2 DAYS
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AND NOW THAT WE KNOW WHERE
ARCHIE IS, AND HE'S ALL RIGHT,
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I'D... I'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING.
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I KNOW WHAT WE
COULD DO. IT'LL BE FUN.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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MICHAEL, IF YOU WANNA GO TO
THE MUSEUM, IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
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I'LL THINK OF SOME
EXCUSE TO TELL DADDY
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ABOUT WHY YOU WEREN'T HERE
TO GREET HIM WHEN HE GETS HOME.
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GLORIA, THE MAN IS NOT
RETURNING FROM THE MOON.
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HE'S COMING HOME
FROM A 2-DAY DRUNK.
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ALL RIGHT. BUT I JUST WANNA
SEE HIM WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
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SAFE AND SOUND.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SAFE.
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GLORIA, LOOK!
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YOUR OLD HULA HOOP.
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OH, MOTHER!
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OH, GLORIA.
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NOW YOU DO IT.
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I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN SUCH
A LONG TIME. LOOK OUT.
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YEAH.
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HA-HA!
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THIS IS A REAL THRILL. I'M
WALKING TO THE MUSEUM.
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HAVE FUN! I WILL.
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OH, MIKE! PLEASE, STAY!
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ARCHIE WILL BE HERE SOON
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AND IT'D BE SO NICE TO
HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY HERE
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TO WELCOME HIM.
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ALL RIGHT, MA, I'LL STAY. AW!
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? I
DON'T WANNA DO THE HULA HOOP.
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I KNOW WHAT WE COULD
DO. WE COULD EAT.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I'LL GET THE LUNCH ON AS
SOON AS THE COFFEE IS READY.
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UH, NO COFFEE FOR ME,
MA. I'LL JUST HAVE WATER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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'COURSE, I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED
TO HAVE SOME ROYAL CROWN COLA,
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IF MY WIFE HAD
REMEMBERED TO GET SOME.
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I DID GET SOME, MICHAEL,
IT'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
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WAIT, I LOOKED IN
THE REFRIGERATOR.
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ALL I SAW THERE WAS
COKE AN DIET PEPSI.
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DID YOU EVER THINK OF LOOKING
IN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR?
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WE DON'T KEEP SOFT DRINKS IN
THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR, GLORIA.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUT MY
COLA IN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR?
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BECAUSE I'M AN EVIL PERSON!
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GLORIA, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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I WANTED TO HAVE A DRINK
OF ROYAL CROWN COLA BEFORE,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT
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AND I WOUND UP HAVING NOTHING.
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MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU.
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THIS IS SERIOUS,
GLORIA. THIS IS SERIOUS!
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DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PLAY HIDE
AND SEEK WITH MY ROYAL CROWN COLA!
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OH, MICHAEL, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?
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GLORIA, THERE'S
A BIG DIFFERENCE.
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YOU LIKE DIET
PEPSI, MA LIKES COKE,
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WELL, I LIKE ROYAL CROWN COLA.
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WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN YOUR COLA
AND ANY OTHER COLA.
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YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE, HUH?
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YOU DON'T THINK I
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
GLORIA. I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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I'VE BEEN DRINKING
COLAS ALL MY LIFE.
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YEAH, AND ALL THE BUBBLES
WENT TO YOUR HEAD.
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COME AND GET IT!
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MMM.
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I'M NOT EATIN'.
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OH, MIKE, IT'S LIMA
BEANS ITALIENNE.
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OH, IRENE BROUGHT IT OVER.
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I'M NOT EATIN', MA.
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OH, IT LOOKS SO
GOOD, AND SMELL IT.
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DELICIOUS!
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SERVE IT UP.
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NO, MA, YOU KNOW I
CAN'T HAVE LIMA BEANS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
TO ME WHEN I HAVE LIMA BEANS.
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OH, NO, NO, NOT THIS AGAIN.
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WELL, IT'S TRUE.
WHEN I EAT LIMA BEANS,
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MY EYES WATER UP AND
I GET HIVES ALL OVER ME,
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AND MY NECK SWELLS
UP LIKE A CANTALOUPE.
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I'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
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AW, BULL, GLORIA, I
NEVER SAW THAT HAPPEN.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU
WANNA SEE IT HAPPEN.
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WHY NOT?
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE MUSEUM.
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EAT A LIMA BEAN, LET ME
WATCH YOUR NECK SWELL UP.
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IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE I'M
ALLERGIC, YOU ASK MA. MA?
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YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME
WE WENT TO THAT RESTAURANT
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AND I ATE ALL THOSE LIMA BEANS?
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YOU REMEMBER HOW I
BROKE OUT IN HIVES ALL OVER
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AND MY EYES STARTED TO WATER...
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AND YOUR NECK SWELLED
UP LIKE A CANTALOUPE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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NO, I DON'T REMEMBER.
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MA!
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WELL, YOU TOLD
ME ABOUT IT, GLORIA,
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BUT I MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE
LADIES' ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED.
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YEAH, I KNEW IT.
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ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? IS
THAT WHAT YOU'RE CALLING ME?
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I'M NOT CALLING YOU A LIAR, GLORIA.
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU, THAT'S ALL.
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WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN ROYAL CROWN COLA
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AND ANY OTHER KIND OF COLA.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO PROVE IT TO YOU?
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YOU BRING 3 GLASSES OF
COLA OUT HERE, GLORIA,
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AND IF I CAN TELL WHICH ONE
IS THE ROYAL CROWN COLA,
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YOU GOT TO EAT A LIMA BEAN.
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IS THAT A BET?
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OK.
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BUT IF YOU CAN'T
TELL THE DIFFERENCE,
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WHEN DADDY COMES HOME, YOU HAVE TO
THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND HIM AND KISS HIM!
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WAIT... WAIT... WAIT A
SECOND. THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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ALL YOU COULD GET IS
HIVES. I COULD GET KILLED.
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IS IT A DEAL?
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IT'S A DEAL. OK,
I'LL GET THE COLA.
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GO AHEAD.
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00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,577
OH, MY, ARCHIE'S
GONNA BE SO SURPRISED,
223
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:16,114
HE AIN'T NEVER BEEN
KISSED BY YOU BEFORE.
224
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,384
HE'S NOT GONNA BE KISSED BY ME
NOW, MA, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LOSE.
225
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,086
DO YOU EVER HEAR OF ANYBODY
WHO COULDN'T EAT LIMA BEANS?
226
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,522
NO. BUT I HAD AN UNCLE
227
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,358
WHO COULDN'T EAT CORN ON A COB.
228
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,660
YOU MEAN HE BROKE OUT?
229
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,595
NO, HE DIDN'T HAVE NO TEETH.
230
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,908
MIKE, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
MAKE HER EAT LIMA BEANS
231
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,876
IF SHE'S ALLERGIC TO 'EM.
232
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,478
IT'S ALL IN HER MIND, MA.
233
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,579
HA!
234
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,080
OK, MR. CONNOISSEUR,
235
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,350
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
SHOW US WHICH IS WHICH.
236
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,086
WOULD YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND TURN AROUND FOR A SECOND?
237
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,554
MA...
238
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,826
OK, MICHAEL.
239
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,930
GO AHEAD. STAND
BACK. GIVE ME ROOM.
240
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,394
COKE, PEPSI, ROYAL CROWN COLA.
241
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,363
HE DID IT!
242
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,899
THAT WAS JUST A LUCKY GUESS!
243
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,035
NO, GLORIA, THAT
IS COLA KNOW-HOW.
244
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:49,274
YOU LOST. PAY UP, MY DEAR.
245
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:52,010
MICHAEL, YOU WOULDN'T
REALLY WANT ME TO EAT THAT.
246
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,844
GLORIA, YOU SAID BEFORE,
247
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,492
WHEN YOU ATE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THESE,
YOUR NECK SWELLED UP LIKE A CANTALOUPE.
248
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,416
WHAT COULD ONE
LITTLE LIMA BEAN DO?
249
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,551
IT'S THE FIRST ONE,
AND THEN, BOOM!
250
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,322
DOES IT TAKE A WHILE, OR
DOES IT HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY?
251
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,490
RIGHT AWAY.
252
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,692
OOH, I GOTTA SEE THAT.
253
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:13,097
COME ON, LET'S GO. ONE
LITTLE BEAN, HERE WE GO.
254
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,132
OK.
255
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,913
OK, BUT YOU'RE GONNA
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.
256
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,581
AND WHEN YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENS TO ME,
257
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,015
IT'S GONNA BE ALL
YOUR FAULT, MICHAEL,
258
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:23,007
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE
THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.
259
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,403
OH, IT'S STARTING
TO HAPPEN TO ME!
260
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,592
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
261
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,006
I FEEL THE HIVES ON ME!
HIVES? WHERE? SHOW ME.
262
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,064
ALL OVER! THEY'RE ALL
OVER MY LEGS, AND MY ARMS!
263
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,366
SHOW ME ONE HIVE!
264
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,600
MY NECK!
265
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,113
WHAT? IS IT LIKE A CANTALOUPE?
266
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,170
NO, IT'S MORE LIKE A WATERMELON!
267
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,451
OH, A WATERMELON. I GOTTA
SEE A WATERMELON. LET ME SEE.
268
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,919
I CAN'T BREATH! TAKE
YOUR HANDS AWAY,
269
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,075
I CAN'T SEE NOTHING.
270
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,422
YOU WANNA SEE? TAKE
YOUR HANDS AWAY.
271
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,279
OK, I'LL SHOW YOU. GO AHEAD.
272
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,047
THERE! THERE. WHAT?
273
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,719
I DON'T SEE A WATERMELON.
274
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,221
NOT EVEN AN ORANGE?
275
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,957
HOW 'BOUT, NOT EVEN A RAISIN.
276
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,560
COME ON, MA, LET'S EAT.
277
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,132
WELL, IT'LL PROBABLY
BE A DELAYED REACTION.
278
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,435
OH, GLORIA, YOU'RE NOT
ALLERGIC TO LIMA BEANS.
279
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,703
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR AGAIN?
280
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,940
NO, NO, GLORIA. I'M JUST
TELLING YOU IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.
281
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,209
WELL, OK, MR. STIVIC.
282
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,590
WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S
LYING AROUND HERE. THAT'S WHAT WE'LL SEE.
283
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,846
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
284
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,261
WELL, IF I CAN FIND IT,
YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M DOING.
285
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,517
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
286
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,364
HERE IT IS. I KNEW
I PUT IT HERE.
287
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,031
NOW WE'RE GONNA
SEE WHO'S THE LIAR.
288
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,600
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S THE LIAR.
289
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,223
ME?
290
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,660
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE. YOU'RE
HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE.
291
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,564
OH, YEAH?
292
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,232
WELL, I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE.
293
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,469
EVERYTHING YOU SAY, BOUNCES
OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU.
294
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,575
TURN HIM IN, TURN HIM OUT,
TURN HIM INTO SAUERKRAUT.
295
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:08,613
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY
BONES, BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME.
296
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,349
LADYBUG, LADYBUG, FLY AWAY HOME.
297
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,054
YOU'RE A LIAR!
298
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,789
STICKS AND STONES!
STICKS AND STONES!
299
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,559
LOOK! LOOK!
300
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,100
YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR, HUH?
301
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,536
WHAT IS THAT THING, ANYWAY?
302
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,872
THIS JUST HAPPENS TO BE A
LOVE LETTER YOU ONCE WROTE ME
303
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:39,510
AND IT'S SO FULL OF LIES, YOU
COULD RUN FOR OFFICE WITH IT.
304
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,747
COME ON, GLORIA, ANYTHING I
EVER WROTE TO YOU IS THE TRUTH.
305
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,148
OH, YEAH?
306
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,894
WELL, THIS LITTLE GEM
WILL PROVE YOU DIFFERENT.
307
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,831
YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE WRITTEN THIS
ABOUT 3 MONTHS BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED.
308
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,521
LISTEN TO THIS, MA.
309
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,057
"DEAR, GLORIA,
310
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,460
"MY HEART IS A PRISONER
AND YOU HAVE THE KEY.
311
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,730
I'LL SERVE A LIFE SENTENCE,
IF YOU'LL MARRY ME."
312
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,365
TRUE. ALL TRUE.
313
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:06,137
"FROM THE VERY FIRST
NIGHT, I STARTED TO WOO YA,
314
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,373
IT'S BEEN, GLORIA,
GLORIA, HALLELUJAH."
315
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,078
OH, MIKE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
316
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,247
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MA.
317
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,783
SO, WHERE DID I LIE?
318
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,552
"P.S.
319
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,623
"WHEN WE KISSED LAST NIGHT,
I WANTED IT TO GO ON AND ON."
320
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,138
"MY DARLING, IF THEY
STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY ARM
321
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,731
AND FED ME INTRAVENOUSLY,
I COULD KISS YOU FOREVER."
322
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,834
BULL.
323
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,737
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BULL"? I
MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT.
324
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,726
WELL, I HAVEN'T
SEEN ANY PROOF OF IT.
325
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,874
KISS ME FOREVER. HA!
326
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,578
GLORIA, HAVEN'T YOU EVER
HEARD OF POETIC LICENSE?
327
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,115
THIS KINDA POETRY
DOESN'T DESERVE A LICENSE.
328
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,528
WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO DO? HOLD THE KISS FOREVER?
329
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,452
YES. YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
330
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,221
I WANT YOU TO KISS ME FOREVER.
331
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,956
OH, COME ON, YOU'RE
BEING RIDICULOUS.
332
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,693
OH, ALL RIGHT. THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST KISS ME TILL DADDY COMES HOME.
333
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,463
THAT COULD BE AN HOUR.
NOBODY KISSES FOR AN HOUR.
334
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,566
OH, I SAW ON T.V. THE OTHER DAY.
335
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:13,271
A COUPLE KISSED FOR A 106
HOURS. THEY SET A RECORD.
336
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,005
SEE.
337
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,307
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SETTING
ANY RECORDS, ALL RIGHT?
338
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:21,112
NO, YOU'RE JUST INTERESTED IN
BEING A LIAR, THAT'S ALL. LISTEN TO THIS.
339
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,414
"MY DARLING, IF THEY STUCK A NEEDLE
IN MY ARM AND FED ME INTRAVENOUSLY..."
340
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,183
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GLORIA!
341
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,064
YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU FOR
AN HOUR, I'LL KISS YOU FOR AN HOUR.
342
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,899
BUT I'M GONNA TELL
YOU RIGHT NOW, GLORIA,
343
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,490
I'M NOT GOING TO ENJOY IT.
344
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,059
NEITHER AM I.
345
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,693
GOOD. LET'S GO.
346
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,101
OH, JUST A MINUTE,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
347
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,405
LOOK AT THIS. SHE CHALLENGES
ME TO A KISS FOR AN HOUR
348
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,107
AND SHE CAN'T EVEN HOLD IT
PAST THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.
349
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,812
MIKE, YOU AIN'T REALLY
MAD AT GLORIA, ARE YOU?
350
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,081
I DON'T LIKE HER
CALLING ME A LIAR, MA.
351
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
OH, SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
352
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,953
YOU'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER
ONCE YOU START KISSING.
353
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,826
I REMEMBER A POEM I USED
TO KNOW IN HIGH SCHOOL.
354
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,229
"NEVER A LIP IS CURVED WITH PAIN
355
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,265
THAT CAN'T BE KISSED
INTO SMILES A-GAIN."
356
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,369
THEY SAY "A-GAIN."
357
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,740
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY "AGAIN," BUT
IT'S "A-GAIN" SO IT'LL RHYME WITH "PAIN."
358
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,147
MICHAEL!
359
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,375
WHAT?
360
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,449
THANKS A LOT.
361
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,318
WHAT DID I DO NOW?
362
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,598
SEE? THAT'S JUST THE PROBLEM.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
363
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,123
TIME AND TIME
AGAIN. WHAT DID I DO?
364
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,826
WILL YOU JUST START KISSING ME?
365
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,728
OH, EXCUSE ME.
366
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,999
WILL YOU PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT I DID?
367
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,602
YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AGAIN.
368
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,041
I'M SORRY.
369
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,043
THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY, "I'M SORRY."
370
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:04,281
OH, GLORIA. THE SEAT'S UP, THE
SEAT'S DOWN, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
371
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,284
WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL,
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
372
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,966
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAN NEVER
REMEMBER TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN,
373
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,690
OTHER HUSBANDS DO.
374
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,261
OH, ARCHIE DON'T. HE
SAYS THAT'S WOMAN'S WORK.
375
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,566
OH, I'LL GET IT.
376
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,669
DON'T STOP.
377
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,909
HI, EDITH. YOU WANT
SOME COMPANY?
378
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,711
YEAH. WHO'S COMING?
379
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,088
ME!
380
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,216
OH, WELL COME ON IN, IRENE.
381
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,487
I BROUGHT YOU A BOTTLE OF WINE TO
CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF ARCHIE BUNKER.
382
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:47,591
OH, THANKS, IRENE. OH,
I'LL GET THE GLASSES.
383
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,139
HI, IRENE.
384
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,528
HI.
385
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,829
UH, HI.
386
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,800
EDITH, AM I INTERRUPTING
SOMETHING?
387
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:01,672
OH, NO. GLORIA AND MIKE ARE JUST TRYING
TO HOLD A KISS TILL ARCHIE GETS HERE.
388
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,944
WELL, IT'S EASIER THAN
SWALLOWING GOLDFISH.
389
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,481
MICHAEL, YOU TASTE
LIKE LIMA BEANS.
390
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,849
SEE, YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC.
391
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,918
OW! YOU BIT ME!
392
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,029
AW.
393
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,786
HERE YOU ARE, IRENE.
394
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,956
WHY DON'T YOU SIT
DOWN? THEY WON'T MIND.
395
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:22,793
FRANKLY, EDITH, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT
OF KISSING AS A SPECTATOR SPORT.
396
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:27,598
THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S
MORE A DO-IT-YOURSELF.
397
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,868
OH, COULD THAT BE
ARCHIE, SO SOON?
398
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,137
WELL IF IT IS,
399
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,505
? THE PARTY'S OVER ?
400
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,541
LOUISE. HI, EDITH.
401
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,177
BIG EMERGENCY. I
NEED SOME BREAD.
402
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,446
GEORGE HAS BEEN
DRINKING BEER ALL DAY.
403
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,394
AND I WANT TO PUT A SANDWICH
IN HIM BEFORE HE GETS SMASHED.
404
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,018
OH, WELL, COME
ON IN THE KITCHEN.
405
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,022
GLORIA, MY LEG
HAS FALLEN ASLEEP.
406
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,390
OK.
407
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,900
UH, HI, IRENE.
408
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,735
NOT YET.
409
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,476
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT, LOUISE?
410
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,745
OH, JUST A COUPLE
OF SLICES WILL DO.
411
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,682
OH, IRENE AND ME ARE CELEBRATING.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE?
412
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,585
OH, NO, THANK YOU. I
DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
413
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,288
UH, BY THE WAY, BEFORE I GO
THROUGH THAT ROOM AGAIN,
414
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:29,093
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO
TELL ME ABOUT MIKE AND GLORIA.
415
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,796
OH, YEAH, THEY'RE FIGHTING.
416
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,100
OH.
417
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:40,137
IRENE, THOSE, UH, LIMA BEANS
YOU SENT OVER TODAY, TERRIFIC.
418
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,006
GEE, THANKS.
419
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,576
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM
HAVE THIS EFFECT BEFORE.
420
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,313
DON'T BOTHER, I'LL GET IT.
421
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,852
OH, HELLO, GEORGE.
422
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,120
HI, IRENE. LOUISE HERE?
423
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,122
SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH EDITH.
424
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,359
LOUISE!
425
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,861
HI, GEORGE.
426
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,630
WE ARE OUT OF BEER.
427
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,233
GEORGE, WHEN YOU COME
INTO A NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE,
428
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,602
IT'S POLITE TO SAY "HELLO."
429
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,204
HELLO. AND WE'RE
STILL OUT OF BEER.
430
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,007
THEN HAVE SOME WINE.
431
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,376
WELL, HELLO, NEIGHBOR.
432
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:25,716
GEORGE, WINE AND BEER,
THAT'S A BAD COMBINATION.
433
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,251
SO ARE WE, BUT WE WORKED IT OUT.
434
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:34,725
OH, COME ON LOUISE,
HAVE SOME WINE.
435
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,428
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO
MAKE A LITTLE TOAST.
436
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,896
NO, NO, NO, NO BREAD FOR
ME. I'LL STICK TO THE WINE.
437
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,436
I MEANT A TOAST TO ARCHIE.
438
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,672
TO HIS GOOD HEALTH
AND SAFE RETURN.
439
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,175
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
440
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:54,645
NOW I KNOW HE'S SMASHED.
441
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:58,715
YEAH, LOUISE, YOU'RE EVEN
BEGINNING TO LOOK GOOD TO ME AGAIN.
442
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,253
I DO? MORE WINE. MORE WINE.
443
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,224
OH, MY, AIN'T THIS FUN?
444
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,562
THIS MORNING STARTED SO
GLOOMY, AND I WAS MISSING ARCHIE,
445
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,664
AND NOW HE'S COMING HOME
AND WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.
446
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,145
WHEN IS ARCHIE
GOING TO GET HOME?
447
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,169
WHO CARES?
448
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,637
GEORGE!
449
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,873
? WHO CARES IF THE SKY ?
450
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,309
? STARTS TO FALL INTO THE SEA ?
451
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,312
EDITH, I THINK YOU
HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
452
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,648
OH, NO.
453
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,684
YOU CAN'T FLY ON ONE LEG.
454
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,589
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO DO THIS ALL DAY.
455
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,693
NOW I'M GONNA TO
REALLY DO IT. WATCH.
456
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,896
OH!
457
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,140
OH, MY, I FEEL SO HAWAIIAN.
458
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,911
WHAT THIS PARTY
NEEDS IS SOME MUSIC.
459
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,149
?
460
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,185
COME ON, BABY. LET'S
SEE IF YOU STILL GOT IT.
461
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:11,221
OH, I GOT IT. COME AND GET IT.
462
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,966
OH, WELL, WHAT THE HAY,
IF IT'S THIS KIND OF A PARTY,
463
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:25,803
I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN
THE FUN. BOTTOMS UP.
464
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,841
OH, LOOK AT IRENE.
465
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,893
OH, JESUS.
466
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,530
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITHOUT ME,
467
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,699
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU WOULD GO NUTS.
468
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,168
ARCHIE!
469
00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:26,041
ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS
RECORDED ON TAPE
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BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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00:24:28,305 --> 00:25:28,390
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