All language subtitles for All In The Family s05e01 The Bunkers and Inflation 1.eng

? Boy, the way
Glenn Miller played ?

? songs that made
the hit parade ?

? guys like us, we had it made ?

? those were the days

? and you knew
where you were then ?

? girls were girls
and men were men ?

(Both) ? mister,
we could use a man

? like Herbert hoover again

? didn't need no
welfare states ?

? everybody pulled his weight ?

(Both) ? gee, our
old lasalle ran great ?

? those were ? the days

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I'm tellin' you for the last
time, get away from me.

Get away from me!

That's just the administration.

It's causin' all your problems.

Where do you think
your inflation comes from?

I know where my
inflation comes from.

From the gas that you give me.

What are you two
fightin' about now?

I ain't fightin'.

He's the one that's
doin' the fightin',

all I'm doin' is talkin'.

And all I'm sayin' is that
I shouldn't be puttin' on

this anniversary party
which I cannot afford.

And all I am saying is

the reason you are
uptight is because,

a: Your union is
about to go on strike...

Hold it. Hold it. I ain't
uptight about that strike.

And b: Between the
recession and inflation,

this administration is
taking you to the cleaners.

Oh, get away from me.

You can't walk away
from an argument!

You've been pinchin'
pennies for months,

you're down to one cigar a day,

and you are scared
stiff about that strike.

I ain't scared about that strike,
I ain't scared about nothin'.

You are too scared.

You're scared your
union's about to go on strike

because of the high cost of
living that this administration

promised to bring
down 6 years ago.

[Exclaiming]

The only thing that scares me

is the high cost
of your appetite.

If you listen to your
president, you'd know

that he had the
answer to inflation.

The country's got to
produce more goods,

then we gotta have
little more unemployment.

So when there's
more goods to buy

and less people who can
afford to buy the goods,

then the prices will come down.

That is the stupidest
damn thing you've ever said.

You watch your language,

don't be swearin' in the house.

Oh, come on, arch.

What's the difference?

Daddy!

What is the difference between
this house and the white house?

What are you bringin'
up the white house for?

It's a fact, arch, Nixon swore.

Listen. Now, I say
this for the man.

He never swore in the
house in front of his family.

Only with the people
workin' for him,

because they're Germans,
you gotta swear at Germans.

Daddy, swearing's just
a sign of a small mind.

Ah, shut the hell up.

I don't see how you can
keep defending the guy.

I mean, he had to resign
because he lied about the cover-up.

He did not lie.

He forgot to tell the truth.

That's a big difference, huh?

You get away from me.

But as long as
you're still with me,

let me tell you somethin' else.

There's a lot of presidents

done a lot worse
than president Nixon.

Like who?

Oh, like a lot of them,
like, uh, well, for instance,

the guy... that guy... that
guy... the guy, that, uh,

went into the capitol,
and under the dome and

was sellin' the
teapots on the side.

You mean Harding?

That's right,
Alexander e. Harding.

And nobody said a word to
him because in them days,

people have respect
for what do you call, uh,

executive's privileges.

Daddy, you better try to get
in a good mood for this party.

Oh, never mind
my mood, little girl,

just keep hangin' your
steamers over there.

You're the one that got me into
this whole expensive party here.

Made me go out and buy
your mother an engagement ring

after she went 26
years without one.

Did you get it?

Yeah, yeah, here
it is, right here.

Oh, it's beautiful.

It ought to be
beautiful. Cost me $85.

Wow, looks like it
cost more than that.

What? Listen, it's a $229 ring.

Spike waterman's old
lady didn't need it anymore.

She went on one of
them screwball diets,

all the fat come off of her
behind and went into her fingers.

Michael, will you please
help me over here?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Daddy, you really think
you're goin' on strike, huh?

Well, I don't know,
if some of them

young hot-heads down
the plant get their way.

I don't know what
these guys want.

They've been askin'
for staggered work shifts,

lounges with pictures
on the wall, and books.

They wanna turn a factory
into a house of pleasure.

They don't wanna work,
they're a bunch of fairies.

Daddy, people should
be treated with respect.

Listen, little girl,
respect is for the dead.

The living need dough.

Sometimes, you got to strike.

Ah, don't be tellin'
me what I gotta do.

I'm an old trade union man
long before you was born.

Let me tell you, there's
a right way to strike,

and a wrong way to strike.

And the right way to
strike is don't strike.

What?

That's the way it is, you
gotta threaten to strike.

You see, you gotta play the
rules of the bargaining game.

Now, you ask the bosses
for more than you know

they're willin' to give you.

Then the bosses come
back and they offer you

less than they know
you're willin' to take.

And you meet
someplace in the middle,

and you compromise each other.

And as for you... [Blowing]

Stick 'em up everybody.

Aw, gee!

What is that?

It's a party favor.

Now watch, I pull the
trigger and it goes "pop".

I mean, "bang".

Dingbat.

I'll give you a hand, ma.

Oh, thanks, Mike.

Oh, my!

The decorations
look beautiful, Gloria.

Thanks, ma.

[Phone ringing]

I'll get it.

Hello.

Oh, yes, he's here.

May I tell him who's
calling, please?

Who's that on the
phone, little girl?

Just a minute. It's
a Mr. Ted bartlett.

Ted bartlett, that's the
president of my union.

Give me the phone. Give
me... give me the phone.

Give... give... give me the...

W-will you give me the
phone. Give me the phone!

Get outta here.

Yeah.

A. Bunker speaking, yeah.

Yes, Mr. bartlett.

How are you?

Aw, get outta there,
stretch Cunningham.

I know your voice.

My, I hope that ain't bad news.

You're really worried about
a strike, aren't you, ma?

Oh, yeah, and I
hope it don't happen.

Still, I don't know
how we'll manage

if Archie don't get more money.

I can't figure it out, Gloria.

20 years ago,

Archie was earnin' a lot less,
and we was eatin' a lot more.

And then, I always
had somethin' left over

to put in the savings bank.

Now there ain't hardly
nothin' left in there.

And I got nothin' to put in.

I don't know how long the
bank can afford to go on like this.

(Archie) Aw, whoopy-doo!

Hey, everybody!
Good news, Edith!

Bring my beer. Whoop-Dee-doo.

[All exclaiming]

Edith, you know who
that was on the phone?

Should I guess?

No, sit down.

It was stretch Cunningham. He
was calling me about the strike.

He was usin' the
executive's toilet at work.

He called to tell you
he went to the toilet?

The executive toilet, meathead.

See, he was up in the
office part of the plant,

so he figured, well, as
long as he was up there,

why not?

Why not what?

Why not see how the
other half, uh, lives?

So he was sittin' in
there and all of a sudden,

in comes Jim Sanders,
the personnel manager,

and the big boss, old
man pendergast himself.

Oh, my, I hope stretch
didn't get caught in there.

No, no, no, no, they
didn't even see him.

See, he picked his feet up.

He heard Sanders
say to pendergast,

"Mr. pendergast, you think
there's gonna be a strike?"

And pendergast said to Sanders,

"no, there ain't
gonna be no strike

because we can't
afford no strike."

[All cheering]

That's great,
arch. Terrific news.

Gee, I just hope it's true.

Certainly, it's true.
Men never lie in toilets.

In toilets, everything
is out in the open.

Well, now aren't you glad

I talked you into having your
wedding anniversary party?

Sure I'm glad now that
there's somethin' to celebrate.

In fact, Edith, you know,

I think I'm gonna run down the corner
and buy myself some more cigars.

You wanna come, meathead?
We can finish the fight.

Yeah, all right.

Michael, will you please stay here
and help me finish with the decorations?

Everybody will be
here in about half hour.

That's why I'm
leaving you, Gloria.

You're gonna do it
much better without me.

(Archie) ? there ain't
gonna be no strike ?

? there ain't gonna
be no strike, no strike ?

? 'cause there ain't
gonna be no strike ?

Oh, my! What a relief.

Now maybe, your father
will get a good night's sleep.

Oh, hasn't daddy
been sleepin', ma?

Oh, no.

I can always tell
when he's sleepin'

'cause he snores like this.

[Snoring]

[Gibbering]

What's he do when
he's not sleeping?

He don't snore.

[Doorbell ringing]
Oh, I'll get it.

That's probably Louise.

She's makin' a
cake for the party.

Is this the bunker's residence?

Yeah. Telegram.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my, look, a telegram.

Go ahead, ma. Open it.

Oh, no. It says bunker.
It might be for your father.

Ma, your name's bunker, too.

It's probably a happy
anniversary wire.

Go on, open it.

Oh, all right. If you say so.

I'll just read my half.

[Gasping]

I shouldn't have opened it.

Why not?

It's from your father's union.

He's gotta go on
strike on Monday.

But that's not what
daddy just said.

I know. But he
was wrong, Gloria.

Men do tell lies in toilets.

? Pack up all my cares and woe ?

? here I go, singing low

? bye bye blackbird

? where somebody waits for me ?

? sugar's sweet, so is he

? bye bye blackbird ma.

You can't stay in
the kitchen all night.

Gloria, I wonder what's
keepin' Mike and Archie.

Oh, they probably
just stopped off

at kelsey's for a beer and
the rest of their argument.

Gloria, maybe I was wrong.

Maybe, I better show
Archie the telegram

when he gets back.

No, ma, your first
instinct was right.

You mean, if I tell
him about the strike,

it'll spoil the party?

I mean, if you tell
him about the strike,

there won't be any party.

Now, ma, come on.

Let's have a good time, ok?

All right.

Come on, Louise.
We both can sing.

(Both) ? I make my bed

? and light the
light ? I'll arrive

? late tonight ?
blackbird ? bye bye

[exclaims]

Oh, ma.

Don't look like that.
You gotta cheer up.

If daddy comes home and
sees you lookin' like this,

he'll suspect something.

Smile!

I'll try.

Wait a second, arch,
you can't tell her.

Don't tell me what I can't do.

I never got stuck
in a door in my life

until my daughter married you.

Don't ever come through
a doorway with me again.

Arch, arch, wait a
second, wait a second.

What if we hadn't run
into Dutch kreeger, huh?

And what if Dutch kreeger hadn't
told us that the strike was on?

And what if your
grandmother had wheels?

Then she'd be a bike,

and you could pedal
away from here.

Think about those
other people in there.

You invited them over just
so you could give ma the ring.

I can't give her no $229
ring with a strike comin' on.

All right, all right, go ahead,
go in there and tell her,

ruin the few happy hours
that she might be havin',

spoil the whole party.

That should make
you feel real good.

Leave me alone, will you?

Just you leave me alone.

[All chattering]

Oh, geez.

She's in there all smiles.

You're right, meathead.

How am I gonna go out
there and throw cold water

in that happy face that
don't know nothing?

All right, come on with me.

And try to look cheerful
yourself, will you?

You look like one of that
pallberries at a funeral.

Wait.

Wait. Let me go through
the door first, please.

[Inaudible]

Uh, in the refrigerator.

Here?

See you, arch.

You hidin', Mr. bunker?

You stay away from me, too.

[All chattering]

(Archie) Hey, Edith.

Oh, Archie, you're back.

Yeah. You havin' a
good time, huh, Edith?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you see that?

What the hell is that?

I mean... Don't
tell me what to do.

Archie, you missed
a beautiful song.

Irene, do blackbird again.

Oh, wait a minute, Irene.

Oh, never mind, uh, blackbirds,

uh, play somethin' white.

Play we're in the
money, you know?

? We're in the money
we're in the money ?

No, no, wait a minute,
no, don't play that.

That's no good.

Uh, well, play somethin'
that goes with Edith here.

Play, uh, you know,
w-what is that, umm...

Uh, ain't she sweet,
you remember that one?

(All singing) ? ain't she sweet

? see her walking
down that street ?

? now I asked you
very confidentially ?

? ain't she sweet you
havin' a good time, Edith?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

? Ain't she nice

? look her over once or twice ?

Hey, Edith. Don't
sing, just have fun.

? Ain't she nice I wanna wish
you a happy anniversary, Edith.

Oh, thank you, Mr. munson.

26 years with Archie,

you sure did some
woman a big favor.

Oh, thank you.

Gloria, what woman did he mean?

Uh, ma, I... I think we need
some more sandwiches.

Oh, yeah.

George, don't just
stand here like a stick.

Mingle around, talk with people.

Why should I talk to them?

I don't even feel
like talkin' to you.

Hey, uh...

Hey, Edith, I got
somethin' to tell you.

Oh, yeah.

All right, Edith.

Uh, Edith.

I... I got somethin'
to tell you.

Oh, is that so?

Will you stand still?
It's like talkin' to a moth.

I'm... I'm sorry, Archie.

What do you wanna tell me?

Well, it's just... Edith, it...

Are you havin' a good time?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Are you?

Yeah, look at me.

That's nice.

Oh, I better put these
sandwiches in there.

Yeah, put the
sandwiches in there, Edith.

And have fun, you hear?

Oh, Mike, would you pass
these sandwiches around?

No, no, that's like askin' the
elephant to pass the peanuts.

Ah, look at this.

Don't be rootin' under the pile.

Can't you take what's on top?

Can't you be
indelicate for a change?

Irene, play another song, huh?

Ok. But when are you gonna
cut the anniversary cake?

Oh, all in due
time. In due time.

You know, like the good book
says, "patience is a virgin".

Help yourself to a
sandwich here, Louise.

Oh, thank you, Archie.

Hey, bunker.

How come you're giving this
party? You about to go on strike.

Oh, dummy up on that
strike stuff, huh, Jefferson.

Who said anything
about goin' on strike here?

Oh, not me.

Yeah. There ain't
gonna be no strike.

Listen, the bosses can't
get along without us.

So they know, they
gotta divvy up with us.

See, that's the trouble
with you people.

You always think that...

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Who are you
callin' "you people"?

You people are "you people".

I'm talkin' about your unions

askin' for higher wages.
That's bad for the country.

Hey, now, if it's
bad for the country,

how come you raised the
prices on the cleaning store?

He done that?

He did on the white clothes.

That figures, Jefferson.

You know something, Lionel.

You're the reason we
never had a second child.

Hey, Archie, I'm glad you
don't have to go out on strike.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I won't be able to let
you drive the cab for a while.

Huh?

You mean Archie can't
moonlight no more?

That's right, Edith.
Nothin' personal, arch.

But I'm gonna have to
drive the swing shift myself.

Things being what they are,

I gotta get every cent
I can lay my hands on.

Gee, that's an awful
kick in the head, munson.

Sorry, arch. But it
could be a lot worse.

You could be out on strike,
and you wouldn't get your raise.

Isn't that right,
Edith? Oh, right.

No hard feelings, arch.

Oh, no, no, munson.

Why don't you go
over there and sing?

Oh, Archie.

Oh, forget about that.

I don't care if I
don't drive his cab.

I'll have more time
to myself, Edith.

I'll be able to
perfect my bowling.

Archie, there's
somethin' I gotta tell you.

No, no, no, save it,
save it, save it, Edith.

There's somethin' much more
important I gotta do right now.

All of yous, over
here. All of yous now.

Hey, hold it down, hold it down.

Just for 2 or 3 instances
over here, huh?

I got a little announcement
I gotta announce now.

As yous all know, Edith and me

are married 26 years today.

[All cheering]

Do you have to be
eatin' during this?

But 27 years ago,

Edith and me got engaged
to be married, right, Edith?

Right. Yeah.

You know when a guy
asks a girl to get married,

that's the highest
compliment he can pay.

And it's usually
the last one, too.

Hey don't help me
there, Mrs. "j", huh?

Well, when I asked
Edith to marry me,

I didn't have the money to
afford an engagement ring.

But I said to her,
"one day. One day."

And as you know, Edith,

I always keep my promises, see.

So now, this here is the day,

and here we are.

[All exclaiming] Oh, Archie!

Hey, now.

Hold out that finger, Edith.

Put it right on there. There.

Now, ain't that nice?

Oh, Archie.

Oh.

Oh, oh!

Relax. I'll take care
of that. Don't worry.

Hey, tears of happiness,
folks. Tears of happiness.

The woman's delirious.

Made you happy, huh, Edith?

Archie,

that's the nicest thing
you ever done for me.

I know that, Edith.

It's a beautiful ring.

Oh, that ought to be.

That's a whole
quarter of a carat there.

Oh, you don't
have to cry no more.

You can start
feelin' better now.

Hey, you wanna kiss me again?

No!

I ain't cryin' about the ring.

Then, what are
you cryin' 'cause of?

This.

Now where did you get that?

It came while you was
out. You better read it.

I don't have to read it, Edith.

I know what's in there.

You know?

Well, then, how come you
was having such a good time?

I done all that
because of you, Edith.

And you knew all the time.

I was out there all night long

killin' myself bein' happy.

Why did you put me through that?

I'm sorry, Archie.

I don't mind if you
wanna take this back.

Oh, no! Edith!

Come on, would you? Here.

That's your ring there.
Edith, you keep that.

That's yours, that's yours.

Anyway, what would I get for it?

Ma, you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine, Gloria.

Daddy? Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.

I suppose she
knows all about this.

I suppose everybody out
there knows all about it.

Oh, no, no. Just
Mike and Gloria.

When are you comin' out?

Everybody is waitin'
for you to cut the cake.

(Both) We'll be
right there, Gloria.

Ok.

Come on, let's go
back to the party, Archie.

W-w-wait... it'll make
us both feel better.

Wait a minute, Edith. I
gotta tell you something.

What with this strike comin'
on, and all the inflation,

cost of livin', I mean,

things could get very tough.

I know, Archie.

But we'll make out all
right. We always have.

There ain't nothin'
to be afraid of.

Remember what
president Roosevelt said.

What did he say?

He said, "there ain't
nothin' to fear, but fear itself."

Oh, yeah.

But he was workin'
when he said it.

(Guests) ? let a smile
be your umbrella ?

? on a rainy ? rainy day

? and if your sweety
cries ? just tell her

? that a smile will always pay ?

How was the picketing today?

Oh, geez. It was lousy...

(Male announcer) Be
sure to join us next week

and see what happens
to the bunker family

when Archie goes on strike.

Oh, geez, they gave me
the biggest sign of all to carry.

A big 4 by 8 with a
barn door at the top

that said, "unfair".

And look at this.

Oh, how'd you get that spot?

A kid threw a tangerine at me.

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